GOOGLE FEUD HAS US FUMING

[@andrienaline]

love the implication that a) phil is dan's beneficiary b) phil is not above insurance fraud

[@aimeebrown-borges]

LITERALLY

[@CeruleanPandas]

husbands fr 4:55

[@TheGoosebumpsGirl]

“Shove your husband off a climb” “yeah it’d be a shame if you fell off that chair” has done more to convince me they’re married than anything else the internet has told me

"how to tie a noose to kill my husband" 👀

[@lauwenrodriguez]

@@TheGoosebumpsGirlgenuinely the way dan reacted to it was the way only an appalled husband would react 😭

[@keljaic]

Phil saying he has to use a pen and paper to record their scores like his ancestors did and then proceeding to ask Siri to add them up

[@Tessa_Gr]

I should have known that Phil won't add them up by hand, just by the way he wrote it down. Crazy to speak to your phone instead of just typing a few numbers in. Tbh I would not trust anyone who does this when playing any game where you have to add up scores.

[@klariissocoollike]

he's so manic pixie dream blunt rotation core

[@addangel]

@@Tessa_Grlol ok grandma.. it’s not “crazy”, it’s just faster 🙄

[@Tessa_Gr]

@@addangel Until very recently it has not been normal to speak to your phone all the time so I don't think it makes me a grandma to find it a bit weird. I barely know anyone that actually speaks to their tech outside of very specific circumstances (like your car, where it makes a lot of sense and is really helpful). I'm in my mid-20s, but maybe you're younger and grew up with people finding it normal.

[@addangel]

@ I’m in my mid 30s. I speak to Siri to ask about the weather when I’m getting dressed in the morning, set alarms, timers and reminders, add to the grocery list, and yes, add stuff when I’m too lazy for mental math. I don’t think doing this is weird, and I don’t think not doing it is weird either. complaining that people use siri to add stuff is reminiscent of teachers telling us “you won’t always have a calculator handy” 2 decades ago. well, joke’s on them. technology evolves, and people’s behavior evolves with it.

[@jellymas7]

i can't believe the whole time all the dan-falling-off-chairs were phil trying to kill dan for the life insurance

[@isabela9005]

new lore just dropped, lovely

[@lauwenrodriguez]

@@isabela9005i’m so thankful i could witness lore forming firsthand for once in this fandom

[@chloepatrick12]

Phil’s grandma is more of an icon with each story we get about her

[@sarty]

Both of their grandmas are iconic!

[@chloepatrick12]

@@sartyyes! but Phil dropping random lore about her glory hole and now running off to the park is iconic lmao

[@ubiaron9848]

his grandma is buffy the vampire slayer (canon)

[@marmoth9786]

he could have two half-iconic grandmas?

[@willamccartney]

i live for the dorothy stories

[@stephhh2000]

Dan and Phil not anticipating backlighting 15 yrs in is so silly to me

[@ahahahahahahahahahahahahah7766]

right like why did they think that would work 😅

[@ishbel1409]

that's what I was thinking haha

[@roshmishi]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LIKE haven’t you been making videos for half your life 😭😭

[@FileCode1459]

was thinking the same thing lmao love them sm

[@cuddlesandmurder]

they were to excited about the view 😂

[@baileyann1145]

the upsidedowness of australia is getting to them, dan’s wearing color and phil’s wearing black

[@eden.elizabeth]

the rainbow shirt on dan and the black on phil is a lot to process right now. and i love it

[@tokkirot]

the baby mullet and australian culture is changing him

[@CanadianGoose92]

This isn't Dan and Phil, this is Pan and Dhil, their evil twins.

[@jumies4056]

close enough welcome back everyday sunshine

[@piperjaycie]

I was trying to work out what was “wrong” and it’s the t-shirts!!😂

[@BVBfan12341]

you need headspace after that

[@palomatorres6080]

“i dont believe in this… the internet” - phil lester, funniest man alive, 2024

[@kaskaskas]

Like he hasn’t been on the internet for like 20 years atp LMAO

[@DasDudu]

I guess the internet is not here then

[@brianaduran4476]

“the internet is here, the internet is great” but also doesn’t believe in it lmao

[@Betsybabe3218]

@@brianaduran4476Evil Phil be like: the internet ISN'T here, the internet ISN'T great

[@freddie.spaghetti]

he is not beating the old man allegations

[@roxisnotonfire]

if dan ever goes back on hiatus im gonna start a rumor that phil wanted his life insurance

[@meepitjuice]

13:47 “alternate universe phil is your accountant” bro does your taxes

[@bekah5935]

So true hahahah

[@diamondust2054]

Linguistics degree Phil typing “a atom” and “a ant” what a himbo

[@lankywheat7840]

haha tbf linguistics goes against the whole idea of ‘correct’ grammar so

[@diamondust2054]

@@lankywheat7840 fair fair

[@whenthewhenwhen1155]

loving this rare linguistics based internet interaction

[@TheOnlyBeepster]

this is a very linguistic thing to do. no, we can't spell, but we do know the anatomy of mouth weirdly in detail

[@missvickster_]

​@@TheOnlyBeepsteromg my bestie in the linguistics comment (no one is surprised)

[@avamightloveyou]

if dan ever dies and phil starts acquiring random stuff at a high velocity … fbi needs to get on that

[@magpielvira]

yes the fbi, the american federal bureau of investigation

[@TrashyPhancakes]

20 golden pigs $5,500 gone already

[@avamightloveyou]

@@magpielvira STOP I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IM SO DUMB LOL (classic american stupidity)

[@asterisk5054]

this implies there's a chance he might not die /j

[@avamightloveyou]

@@magpielvira my classic american stupidity😐

[@clairodactyl]

Dan wrote a bestseller about mental health, now I want Phil's bestselling autobiography featuring all of the random stories from growing up.

[@Sentientmatter8]

I want him to partner with an artist and make it a graphic novel

[@ellengread_and_color]

​@@Sentientmatter8What about Alice Oseman?

[@calihuedepohl5088]

Like the scott pilgrim author!!!

[@ashley-xq2fy]

Begging you to play Stardew Valley so Phil can live out his farm dreams

[@BeetleBoy.]

Omg yes please.

[@itshannah711]

I SECOND THIS ‼️

[@gracewright9769]

PLEaSE

[@magnusbane420]

Farm simulator

[@twilighter_182]

PLEASEEE

[@5im5am]

I love Dan and Phil having no schedule for this channel. I have channels who post every Thursday at 6pm which I always look forward to but the random boost of serotonin I get from seeing a DnP video in my subscription is unmatched

[@soaringdragonssleepingnights]

Operant conditioning via a variable-interval schedule /hj Also, same :)

[@space-raider-system5828]

Regular uploads are the prescription antidepressants, Dan and Phil are hallucinogenic drugs

[@lydtrashnumber1]

especially when they disappear for a month then come back with 2 videos in a week

[@Jeevesie1988]

We're all slowly turning into those pigeons that they fed on a totally random schedule in an experiment who developed a bunch of "superstition" rituals to perform in order to try and control when they got food. :D

[@ochahap]

It’s like gambling

[@chloepatrick12]

‘I don’t believe in this the internet’ is the new ‘why do they call it spoons’

[@Braxton999Adams]

The fact that someone else remembers that

[@emmathe82nd]

Y’all lied about never playing google fued again and I’m so glad you did!

[@LoganBlackwell1012]

"im gonna piss on the stairs" is my new go to when im mildly inconvenienced

[@sarahrachel605]

0:20 Dream blunt rotation… Dan, Phil, and the golden pig

[@Lumoskor]

and the pheal

[@DannyViTaylor]

and the announcement phoose

[@squidspecs]

Nightmare blunt rotation: Dil (tatinof), "Dan" KZbin annotation, Jedus

[@lavenderhyacinth]

Phil yearns to live off the land... he truly is the ultimate phlesbian

[@calihuedepohl5088]

He yearns for the blue collar of the mines

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

‘Who is trying to buy a cow?’ Not quite the same, but when I was 15, my friend and I spent a 2 hour biology class working out the cost of owning alpacas versus the profits of the wool. Got detention, which we spent continuing the business plan.

[@kashefajaved6394]

how did you get detention from that? 😭

[@Lumoskor]

in agricultural studies when i was in high school one of my assignments was literally to calculate how much owning an agricultural business would cost, with animals, utilities, feed, employees, etc lmao

[@JustForKickss]

Oh my god 10/10 story thank you for sharing lmao

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

@@kashefajaved6394 because we were meant to be doing biology not doing a farmyard business plan lmaooo

[@kashefajaved6394]

@@PrettyAndOrOdd mann you did not deserve that, I think the school was intimidated by your plans

[@memoriam.victoriam]

Yesterday I asked my coworker to watch my desk because I was ‘going to the phoilet’ and was so embarrassed I didn’t even correct myself I just walked away

[@moon16879]

NOT THE PHOILET 😭

[@Apothecartea]

there are tears in my eyes oh my GOD

[@rubyfoxall1656]

i'm glad this didn't happen to me so i can laugh instead of cry

[@susanthefish8940]

NOT THE PHOILET 😭😭😭😭

[@diamondust2054]

These vids are my only escape from reality at this point

[@CloudAreGlowing]

Same, I need these for my sanity

[@artemis88899]

Samee 😭

[@frondabernard7133]

…

[@punkrocksocks6390]

I hope things improve for you soon friend

[@diamondust2054]

@@punkrocksocks6390 damn thank you :’)

[@muffinbingbong]

capita£ester immediately suggesting he kill his husband for the life insurance... sounds about right

[@leen-_-g3142]

confirmation of husbands with that life insurance joke

[@aquafox818]

Literally thought that as i read this 😂

[@KiAhNaLyNn]

yep 😭😭😭

[@SaraRankins.]

Or they adopted each other

[@theoriginal1971]

What the hell. Sure.

[@Memily23]

​@@SaraRankins.Dan and phil adopted each other confirmed

[@EmIdc]

“au phil is your accountant, you’re going to jail dawg” why did this make me laugh so hard

[@SimflowerAsh]

psychology major here: Phil does that because he’s just like that. hope this helps!

[@modernchemical777]

now its just a matter of time for when dan mysteriously disappears and phil runs away to start his farm off the life insurance

[@captainace3859]

I was fighting for my life against Photoshop and this notification popped up like an angel from heaven. Thanks Mr. and Mr. Games

[@semogecarg]

Mr. and Mr. Games is incredible 😭😭

[@maxinecampbell4702]

14:19 dan tugging on his baby mullet and phil's "𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰" so much chaos

[@englahoelstad2356]

love phil being like "no I'm doing it ANALOG" and then whips out siri

[@its-Jen-Knee]

"Do fish ever cry" Phil's mind is incredible

[@ArnieLagoobie]

dan's deadpan "oh yeah, great view" at 1:17 has the same energy as "i'm sure they're all so glad they can see the diagram" 15 years and man's sass has not changed

[@fireafire]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT 😭

[@PinkPoppyASMR]

YES

[@maxinecampbell4702]

wait which video is the diagram quote from? it's so familiar but i can't quite remember

[@ArnieLagoobie]

@@maxinecampbell4702 it's from the original phil is not on fire!

[@fireafire]

@@maxinecampbell4702 It's from PINOF! When they're talking about the glabella they show the diagram on the screen and it's completely white :)

[@hannahwatermelon]

I was absolutely flabbergasted when dan turned around that scoresheet at how disorganized and almost unreadable it was PHIL!!

[@Tessa_Gr]

I got mild second-hand anxiety by seeing that. I would not trust any of my friends with adding up scores if they wrote it down like that. Either Dan is ultimately really trusting or he just believed the results because he won.

[@Khiyathepoet]

blondie Phil pretending to smoke has me in tears

[@sunflowervolsix]

anyone: jesus dan and phil: DID YALL KNOW WE BEAT HIM IN THE RPF TOURNEY it’s just gonna be like this now isn’t it and i’m completely here for it

[@thealtpandapng]

If I beat Jesus/Judas in an rpf tourney, I would also bot shut up about it ever to be fair.

[@sunflowervolsix]

@ oh it’s extremely valid, very few people can say they’re literally bigger than jesus in any context

[@abbeychatwin3304]

christian missionaries are gonna come to their door and they'll be like oh well did you know on tumblr-

[@confusedfey9192]

The return of google feud wasnt on my 2024 bingo card but good job squeezing it in

[@loo24-f1s]

Dan: The game where you have to FINISH- Phil: Edging a sneeze where he doesn't finish

[@maddiejoy6619]

4:58 is 100% ending up in one of those "2024 Phan moments that would have sent teenage me into a coma" videos.

[@mickeymae1298]

psychology major here! essentially, the brain gets bored wayyy too easily and hates empty space. doing something like doodling while on the phone helps maintain focus, esp if it's a boring converesation. the mess of the letters doesn't reaaallly have a pathology lol

[@kashefajaved6394]

100% i don't draw anymore but i'll catch myself drawing little flowy lines n stuff during meetings (or sometimes whole comics)

[@lydtrashnumber1]

also a psychology major, can confirm that my notes start to look phil-ified in certain boring lectures

[@zerpanooch]

dan was all "you've said 'wait me me me' everytime" girl i think phil went first twice the entire game

[@toasty7109]

Was looking for this comment!

[@ericabeauchamp3157]

3:24 "next time i go on tour by myself" gave me another reason to live ty mr games

[@rahlly4345]

ummmmm what happens to the one left behind.

[@ccb36]

@@rahlly4345 He starts a farm and lives out his pastoral dreams, come on, get with the program /j

[@reluctant.valentine]

phil getting all the knot answers but dan not getting the tie answers is crazy 🤣 why is that even a mechanic in a game like this…. like jesus on the “walking on water” to “turning water into wine” pipeline ????

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I know I felt so wronged on Dan’s behalf when he didn’t get the tie points I’m glad he made Phil count them anyway lol

[@dorothypaddison639]

as someone who’s name is dorothy, phil screaming dorothy where’ve you gone while i was zoning out was a jumpscare

[@stephhh2000]

Dan laughing to tears, not one, but two videos in a row has healed something in me

[@raashi095]

DAN IN COLOUR AND PHIL IN BLACK WHAT IS WORLD OR AM I HALLUCINATING

[@carly_0516]

They swapped with alternate universe versions of themselves

[@raashi095]

17:27 I have been summoned.. and as a clinical psychologist... I just wanna say thats the stuff of my nightmares

[@AgnianElite]

As another psychology major who recently graduated, I concur

[@PinkPoppyASMR]

I had to pause it and analyse it for a sec because WHAT

[@Comicatt]

17:54 I thought he was about to hug Dan

[@TomTom-vl9sb]

i thought something else

[@pauwula]

​@@TomTom-vl9sb you weren't the only one 💀

[@sosa_or_something007]

the return of Google Feud to DAPG is exactly what i needed to get through these final exams, thank you gay dads

[@_taaaam]

18:11 EXCUSE ME HOW IS THIS VOICE SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING?? it makes me feel like i'm going to get hunted for sport

[@TinaOe]

rowhowehwes the app is really great but that wasn't the best example

[@kikoonthemove]

“I’m gonna piss on the stairs” was crazy work.

[@raashi095]

Phil is starting a farm.... They are not ever gonna beat the allegations of being high

[@redninjaturtle1949]

Didn't even call it google phued, hahaha.

[@malachorfives]

the editing of this was actually supreme and your energy unmatched. idk what happened here but this is my new favourite video of yours

[@TinaOe]

the flashback really got me ngl

[@m.ntserrat]

17:02 phil in how many stairs have you peed on for that “i’m gonna piss on the stairs” to come out so easily 😭😭

[@sensenjo6813]

Dan: random hypothetical scenario Phil: **no that was a thing!**

[@ChelCM03]

16:38 I love how Dan will just brag about winning the RPF poll whenever he can like okay Kings of RPF

[@keeganmc]

“fish cry gel tears” biologists are QUAKING rn

[@GYARUPEACE]

14:13 Dan is a living song generator atp and I'm living for it😭

[@sgurhs]

So happy dan and phil decided we deserve an upload I’m sat obediently

[@laurenfelle6528]

Glad to know my notifs are notifying me

[@renmummert]

phil sweet angel baby, look directly at a bright light when you feel like you need to sneeze but can't. bless ur heart king

[@20erzet00]

1:46 "You have to finish"... your sentence?

[@raashi095]

Phil trying to claim life insurance on Dan with the threat of him falling from the chair... Thatd be a very specific insurance policy to cash in .. I think I am very sleep deprived

[@ditzybumblebee]

Dan: psychology majors, please analyze. Me: okay, easy. Neurodiversity.

[@lininacrowne1941]

Wait when did he say that

[@ditzybumblebee]

@lininacrowne1941 he was joking at the end about analyzing the sketches. He never called himself neurodivergent. I'm AuDHD and thought it would be funny (:

[@lininacrowne1941]

@ditzybumblebee ohh yeah! I am too and i approve this message haha

[@kayleighguscott2373]

the thousand yard stare when phil needed to sneeze, GET HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLEASE

[@scamunism]

get yourself blue contacts first

[@punkinghost]

I don't think you actually want that, he looks terrifying in every brown eyes edit

[@kayleighguscott2373]

@@punkinghost haha now i need to go find one! 😭😭

[@kayleighguscott2373]

@@scamunism oh god no i couldn’t pull them off like phil, maybe he’s secretly had brown eyes all along 😦

[@janabananananana]

I've reached the point where I recognise Phil's sponsorship voice the moment he starts talking

[@ryekat76]

"You say me me me" Dan you literally went first like every time

[@baileyann1145]

i will never be convinced that you guys weren’t on something that video

[@downworld-demon3956]

I have been having a hard time lately. My life is a mess and I have been exhausted, not to mention depressed. This video made me smile and laugh for the first time in awhile. Thank you two for bringing some joy into my life. ❤

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Sorry to hear that and hope 2025 brings a new, better chapter 🫶🏻

[@99lh]

just gasped and clicked immediately. my favorite series fr.

[@diamondust2054]

Watching you guys and getting a video recommended called “how to go to hell in every religion”. Do u think this is a sign

[@heejintheworld]

was literally just watching the last google fued video and saying I hope u guys do another one soon. Never kill yourself guys.

[@urmycat99]

dan making phil give him the points he didn’t win is so funny

[@enbykeith]

He was valid for that like why didn’t they count 😭

[@trying_my_bestest]

Just when I am bored and scrolling youtube and not finding anything interesting, the daddies return! Perfect timing, thanks for coming to my rescue. I've been missing the google feud episodes

[@Braxton999Adams]

9:45 Can we just appreciate that Markiplier's Google Feud video form way back has permanently infected the results xD

[@karinagonzalezramirez1340]

'you always get like the stupid 8-year-old question' PHIL WAS PISSED 😭😭😭😭 10:16

[@sarahbarton4204]

Phil is so silly. He would never kill Dan for the life insurance! We all know that Dan is much more valuable to him alive, between this channel and going on tour together.

[@piperjaycie]

17:18 Dan looking at Phil!!🥹🥰🥹🥰😊😊

[@nendog0re]

HEART EYES HOWELL FOREVER

[@Lexplosion18]

I FLEW to the comments lmao. Fr though that might be one of the best examples I’ve ever seen of someone’s gaze softening

[@dotdotdot...176]

"My dad eats" Period.

[@mackenziehansen8568]

No one would google “is my cat stupid?” Because the answer is always yes.

[@mindfulbynicole]

Phil: I wanna use a pen and paper like my ancestors did Also Phil: uses app on phone to calculate the written numbers on said paper 😅

[@palomatorres6080]

“you’ve got 17 i’ve got 10” see it was worth the try maybe he wouldn’t have noticed let’s keep trying phil

[@candyhyojung1860]

i'm rewatching their undertale series and going from 2016 dnp to 2024 (nearly 2025😭) dnp is giving me serious whiplash

[@Wolfshark2]

Had a horrible day today UNTIL I SAW THAT YOU FED US. I am now full and happy again 🎉

[@polinakudriavtseva7294]

Fed us, more like FEUD us

[@jordanraine5903]

love dan saying "this is by far the ugliest video background" as though he and phil didn't spend years recording in uncleaned bedrooms

[@brigitte5369]

Jokes on you, you're in Australia now, ocean at dusk is just INCREDIBLY LOUD BIRDS settling in to sleep in nearby trees

[@cynologist2257]

I'm with Dan on the "what's smaller than...?" one being surprising. I would've never expected that preons were on there, but not neutrons or protons. Quarks I get given that it's the smallest known particle with mass (besides leptons), but preons (at this point in time) are entirely hypothetical and not a part of the Standard Model. Not saying I think it's "too complex" for people to learn about or anything, but it surprises me as I would've thought more people would be googling what neutrons and protons are made of (what is smaller than them as well) due to quarks more common in school curriculum and apart of the standard model. I can't say how accurate Google Feud is, but it's always interesting to see what people are most curious about! Also love subtly Dan flexing his particle physics knowledge, what a STEAM king.

[@nerdygal6133]

Not me talking about the death of democracy and the complete apathy of the Democratic Party since the US election and the ripple effect it will have on the rest of the world with the D&P group chat until someone jumps in and in all caps yells ‘PHUPLOAD’ and us all immediately switching gears and rejoicing because new content. Love you dad’s

[@laulaurenen9467]

"i dont believe in the internet" the internet is literally here. and the internet is great

[@sunflowervolsix]

just switched from rewatching the last video, i’ve never been quicker to an upload fuck yeah australia timezone

[@shanecepepe2208]

7:03 I was thinking it, they were thinking it, we all were thinking it

[@kimstachuliana4181]

dan mentioned the poll again oh my goddd 16:45 he is never letting it go its his biggest achievement in life the only reason he met phil

[@Margot_est_douce.]

This mood in this vid is everything!

[@diamondust2054]

4:57 the 2011 phil in him peeked through

[@diamondust2054]

This is the first gaming channel spon where Dan doesn’t look like he’s about to rip his own face off

[@raashi095]

Yeah i knew there was a reason I have been awake at 4:40 am

[@unori.gina.l]

love dan twiddling with his baby mullet at 14:14

[@allyrose6437]

Omg as a Texan, I never thought I’d see Dan in a Buc-ee’s t-shirt!!

[@AdrianKatrin]

15:38 king of comedy being taken way too seriously there 😂