Google Pixel 9 Failed Live on Stage

[@Henry-kz4gn]

AI has become so advanced it doesnt want to talk to us anymore.

[@arghya_333]

Yeah. It is scarily human.

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

​@@arghya_333Not if you know how it works

[@housepianist]

Yeah, those long pauses waiting for AI to response during a live event is awkward af. 😅

[@bandwagon240]

I don't blame it to be honest.

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@ExtraordinaryFate Actually it really acts more like a human IF you know how it actually works. These new AIs gather human data… They aren’t “old gen” AI that produce its own answer based off limited database.

[@lukasgruber1280]

that book promotion is something I would only expect to see in a satire of the presentation

[@willi1978]

that was very strange.

[@Onepunchmeme1]

This type of chick know she uses a iphone. she probably never heard of pixel.

[@9SMTM6]

Like what the fuck. I hate that kind of person. She obviously did not care about anything that was going on, besides getting in her book placement. Honestly Google execs allowing fur stuff like that during the presentation of a technical product might be biggest fail in my eyes. I wasn't watching that stuff beforehand, but had I ever, I would make an oath never to do so again after that.

[@Äpple-pie-5k]

Just confirmed it. She uses an iPhone in real life

[@lolous-studio]

Google is a satire to themselves

[@tysonbiornstad2205]

All the surveillance we want, disguised as features you never asked for!

[@poetryrecapped]

Yep so horrible, foolish people will still pay tons for these surveillance devices

[@allenstevenson5986]

@@poetryrecapped everyone that owns a smartphone period is being spied on. so you use pigeon mail?? lol

[@mactep1]

@@allenstevenson5986 no, i use proton mail.

[@alfin_indrawan]

@@allenstevenson5986at least those spying dont understand from the level of context picture or it just metadata level (which most people dont understand and dont care because there will be many same metadata with other people). Now with AI you can easily find any kind of unique information even in picture data. well that is huge upgrade in surveillance for me

[@okokayy]

enjoy this same sentiment when apple intelligence releases.

[@klukiyan]

man I found this channel and I can't stop watching all your current and previous videos and can't stop laughing. this is great!

[@simonmeszaros2770]

Hope for more traction this is best corporate content on the internet

[@sioandel6248]

Personally, I don't want to talk to any of my devices and I don't want my devices to actively assist with any of my tasks. If I must use an AI in my phone, I prefer keeping it off until I manually turn it on and keeping the interaction voiceless.

[@Ludak021]

No one does, but they have nothing else to offer, that and the notch at the back.

[@biensur19]

Lollllll ​@@Ludak021 so apple intelligence powered by chat gpt and ios 18 powered by android. At least iphone 16 will be a little different over 4 past yeard😢

[@simonmeszaros2770]

Thats natural behavior but dont worry we will find a way to overcome this obstacle. Most users will find it attractive on the way there. Cheers.

[@orlandomejia6818]

Boomer

[@robertkerr4199]

I would name my AI assistant Operator because it's the 20's and I want to make phone calls by saying, "Operator, give me Pennsylvania 6 - 5000."

[@mandisaw]

Most folks at tech conferences these days wouldn't even get that joke! :D

[@b_altmann]

Very nice

[@worskaas]

Never thought about it that way, thanks!

[@gentle285]

@@mandisaw Wouldn't get a Matrix movie joke either :D

[@aeureus]

Aw man matrix that

[@harveyfyffe2669]

I GOT A PIXEL 9 AND GEMENI AD RIGHT BEFORE THIS.

[@Official-KingYT]

🤣

[@1974Carnage]

Me too 😂

[@taylors4243]

what are ads?

[@Official-KingYT]

@@taylors4243 💀

[@BostanMaxim]

This means google thinks you are gona buy one of the new pixels

[@spidahjan]

4:25 the live demo was using a Samsung phone with no 4G, 5G, or wifi connection.

[@omsingh4478]

Ohhh that wld explain it

[@kindofanmol]

yo i noticed it just now 😭

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Ok... Why though?

[@spidahjan]

Js someone prob didn't run a good test before the demo... Then again why is a good question. Why didn't they use a pixel?

[@RaulNigli]

Isn't that the first thing the dumbass doing the demo would look for? And he works for Google? SMH. If I was doing a demo, I'd have a sim AND a hotspot as backup. And why not use the dam Pixel instead?

[@poetryrecapped]

Where is my privacy now? Google: In our Cloud 😏

[@jutsuuchiha3858]

Apple : We already have all your data without your permission.

[@Pandainapandasuit]

I can't wait till google sells us the Pixel Buttplug, so that way we can get even more intimate & I can view,... AND FEEL! The ads

[@theskyblockman]

You missed such good jokes with the guy saying "we're cooking"

[@Ludak021]

they are cooking in gas! I mean, WITH gas, with...

[@raylopez99]

@@Ludak021 Good fart joke.

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

0:11 so satisfying ai😂

[@abrartheone5762]

This was the main punch line. The delivery was spot on.😅😂

[@H-258]

The ai😮‍💨 definitely got my attention im excited

[@MTCreator99]

This reminds me of that Indian meme that says eihhhh in a sus way

[@BIT866]

Imagine if your pulse stopped and before it could call an ambulance your battery died.😂

[@BozesanVlad]

Imagine you didn't paid the subscription...

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@BozesanVladI think that's specifically a dig at the battery life issues of the Pixel 6-8, which are a lot better but still very much ongoing

[@munashecm8]

you will be seeing all this happening as a ghost 😂

[@Ludak021]

At least you could always use AI to go back and see that moment again. Oh wait....

[@sgz647]

@@BIT866 Then you are F'ed anyway. How would a fully charged phone of any kind help if your pulse has stopped!? That situation is out of your control. And actually google watch has features for situations like these, not that i am advocating for you to buy it.

[@AdamSG1212]

Think magically faster 😂

[@phillipjoubert1119]

I've got an alert, I'm dead.

[@kuo1337]

every time you take it off to charge it, you're dead 😂

[@trevorbickle821]

Hey, the alert shocked you now you’re alive again😂

[@ValdemarDeMatos]

😂 why do dead people need alerts?

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

You ok now?

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

​@@ValdemarDeMatos Last time i died i didn't even notice

[@AVIMANHWA0]

Midroll ad in between a phone launch is crazy

[@Arkaner3]

That's the future for you.

[@martinseal1987]

We shouldn't allow this to become normal

[@alionicle]

It's to stay in line with the Google Features

[@latingringo89]

Felt so bad for the demo guy but couldn't look away 😂

[@mikldude9376]

Yeah , it sort of reminded me of the LG robot demo some years ago , to the young blokes credit he kept smiling and stayed with it :) .

[@latingringo89]

@mikldude9376 I never saw that but now I have to look it up lol. Reminds me of the endless windows surface failures during their keynote back in the day.

[@archaurore3323]

As a fellow developer who sometimes shows demos, I found it strangely reassuring to see Google be subjected to the demo effect as well. Misery loves company.

[@latingringo89]

@archaurore3323 Totally year you. Has me wonder why they still try to do live demos and not just stick to a PPT lol

[@Seetheren]

It was embarrassing. It definitely doesn’t make me want to go out and buy a pixel lol

[@gregg4873]

It's amazing the amount of people that fall for the "AI" bulls**t.

[@orlandomejia6818]

That's the future, boomer. Go back to WW2 where you belong.

[@advaitsharma8018]

it looks as if the pixel is wearing the Vision Pro

[@eliasturyamureeba2261]

Kinda😂😂

[@jutsuuchiha3858]

Coz vision pro turned out to be costly failure

[@johndorian473]

That sounds like a privacy nightmare

[@andrespereira4608]

Yeah, judging by the hidden extension recently found in Chromium Browsers why this would be different 😂

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Yeah, almost like using the internet or backing up your files to the cloud. It's the same privacy issue you've had for 16 years now - they're just making the issue slightly more convenient for you

[@7heMech]

The thing is, it's all on your phone since their chips are built for AI, but they could change their minds in the future, that's why I've got these apps firewalled on my pixel.

[@spresso007]

Go play with your dumb iphone then 😂

[@Bogeyatyour6YT]

@@7heMech How did you go about it?

[@deathsyth8888]

At least they were honest with their demos. Live tech can be a fickle mistress. We just have to wait and see how "Apple Intelligence" will do. Steve Jobs would have fired everyone on stage into the sun if things didn't work *EXACTLY* as promised while at a keynote event.

[@CanadianBakin42O]

@@deathsyth8888 I'll tickle your fickle

[@martinseal1987]

Where do you get this kind of ignorant confidence

[@CanadianBakin42O]

@@martinseal1987 What's ignorant is you liking your own replies and comments.

[@martinseal1987]

@@CanadianBakin42O except I didn't 😂🤷

[@martinseal1987]

@@CanadianBakin42O and it wouldn't be ignorant more like narcissism

[@GustavoEBarriga]

That whole pixel 9 presentation looks like one of these events that scammers do in order to make you invest/spent your money in vaporware.

[@raylopez99]

At least with those old scams they used to promise to threat you with a rubbery chicken dinner when it was all over. Nowadays you can't even get any free chow.

[@AgenteAngel]

“The first thing they talk about was literally the weather” 🤣 I love your videos, they are the perfect match between tech updates and british humor. Perfect! 👌

[@James-d9z3i]

Thanks!

[@SAMTIME]

Thanks mate and stay FUNKY!

[@queden1841]

0:11 my honest reaction every time I hear about it

[@UlshaRS]

The only weird AI that I trust is Weird Al Yankovic

[@steve16384]

Knowing if you are about to die is useful if can automatically cancel your phone contract and subscriptions.

[@DwainRoss]

That definitely was a S24 Ultra not a Pixel 9.

[@Pixlewatchtoo]

When I saw it fail I was like "What irony the time they use a Samsung phone it doesn't work the first time." 😂

[@sprockkets]

Idk if that matters, since it was google's program anyhow, right?

[@Pixlewatchtoo]

🙄👎

[@Compact-Disc_700mb]

How can you tell? They all look exactly the same.

[@JohnSmith-el4ez]

@@sprockkets no, because the chip inside Samsung's phone isnt specifically designed for Google AI, unlike the Tensor G4, which is optimized by Google to work best with their software. And the phone also didn't use internet to access cloud AI, so everything is performed bare metal, which makes it significantly harder for it to work smoothly

[@S1nwar]

every single of these ai gimmicks is so...not worth it

[@mikldude9376]

Yeah , a lot of it in daily life most people will not use or may use once and not again .

[@S1nwar]

@@mikldude9376 stuff thats kinda practical already exists for free and now they srape for ideas you need like once a decade and also got nothing to do with any phone in particular^^

[@CRaDISHOfficial]

Google thinks he's Yumetaro☠️

[@mqproductions]

"THE ALL NEW!!!!!" Every time. 😂😂😂

[@MrPV94]

Hilarious every time xD

[@scruffdaddy3000]

LOL, this was a ton of fun Sam, thank you

[@mrprsctt]

Holy crap. That dude must have been so embarrassed.

[@RaD-re6kb]

thank you for being such an important part of my learning journey!️

[@mitchv.7492]

1:38 Scary shit and probably illegal where I live

[@rajK29_]

2:26 wth Google 😂😂😂

[@Sunset-p9k]

3:09 Android: We never copy Apple Meanwhile :

[@yamilabugattas3895]

That Stalin joke was gold!

[@SAMTIME]

Haha, thanks. Stay FUNKY!

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

As someone who dies semi-regularly, that watch feature is a game changer

[@MrPV94]

Sam saying "Introducing the All New!!!" is always such a delight to hear lol. We got it 4 times in this one!

[@demonpride1975]

that kiki segment with her book plug, did they actually do an ad in the midst of a demonstration. why did my ad blocker not work.

[@kawe8037]

0:09 It's always interesting when talking about "EeehHh" nowadays for sure

[@josephsongolo7921]

I was eagerly waiting for the "subscribe today"😂

[@lowspeed2000]

Is it just me? or did almost all google services has taken a major regression.

[@k.vn.k]

It’s not only you. They really have.

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

Google rewards people in their company for launching products more than anything else. So what's happening is every good developer or engineer leaves the team of something as soon as it's shipped to work on a new product. Then it falls apart because the people maintaining it don't know how it works.

[@КриптоНовости-х1о]

I remember signing up for google cloud and receiving a "confirm your email by clicking this link" email from them. Except, there was no clickable link in the email. I thought to myself back then: how could one of the biggest tech giants make such stupid mistakes? Now I think it was not a mistake - they do it on purpose.

[@AhmadAhmad-r1x]

kid killer

[@julian_handpan]

“Think magically faster” 😂😂😂

[@mustafa_F_M]

I love her some actual tech savvy KZbinrs talk like this and this guy is just doing a party Love your work keep making it

[@akin242002]

Gemini, the AI that continuously fails you. Maybe the developers for it were eating glue on their pizzas.

[@LokiBeckonswow]

incredible, I love this channel so much

[@SakibHasan-oe4np]

Best constant ever.Keep it up. Not everyone is going to be honest.

[@32shumble]

Is it just me or are all the phone companies recent products just been boring and really unimpressive?

[@TheSmokeWatcher]

They don’t paid to innovate. They get paid to harvest data from its users

[@OneNiftyBoi]

With gimmiky, predictable, AI pseudo-features.

[@32shumble]

@@TheSmokeWatcher Or (and) they would get paid to innovate - but there's no substantive innovations available.

[@TheSmokeWatcher]

@@32shumble China has some very innovative cellular phones on the market. So much so that they are banned from the IS market while available everywhere else. Silicon Valley just doesn’t want to compete with innovation. They want to keep data mining

[@32shumble]

@@TheSmokeWatcher Innovative? Slightly better cameras than the current generation perhaps? Corners a bit more (or less?) curved? A processor even more faster than any app needs?

[@SoraSkyAtic]

Google probably will have a mental breakdown out of embarrassment after failing at live demo.

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

3:16 sunita Williams stuck there😢

[@ganbly]

Pixel fold, the price of a smartphone and a tablet all glued together, and a bit extra $ :) for something that will last less (battery wise) than a tablet.

[@bradhaines3142]

battery? dont forget the delicate inner screen. foldables dont last and thats a fact

[@CommodoreFan64]

@@bradhaines3142 I Love my Pixel 8a, and I might get a Pixel 9, or Pixel 9a(if it comes out), and I catch a really good deal, but you're right, because as of now till someone comes up with some form of a surface that's super strong, is clear like glass, etc.. etc.. then Foldable phones just ain't the most durable things no matter who makes them, and I'll be sticking to a slab style phone.

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@bradhaines3142Nothing lasts, the question is really how long it lasts, and while the foldable screen is definitely less durable than a solid glass screen it's not as bad as some people make it out to be (I personally wouldn't get a flip style phone unless you're a very light user but larger fold phones don't wind up getting opened and closed every time you use the phone so wear and tear is usually less of an issue)

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

1:32 😂 apple

[@RajnCorVlogs]

I love the circle to search, live conversation translate and in call translate. I regularly make calls to non English speakers like French, Italian, Korean etc and talking to them live in English is a blessing in my business. Also chatting with them in English made my work so easy. I am using Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and S24 Ultra.

[@philochristos]

I don't think privacy exists anymore.

[@AeroSatan]

😂. This man is low key, tech channel gold!

[@SAMTIME]

Haha, cheers Aero. Stay FUNKY!

[@DanielEvansMusic]

"think they are a little busy" lol

[@MTCreator99]

1:07 WAZ THE MACHINE F******* THE PHONE

[@TheOnlyName]

1:44 I like how you're using a Galaxy S9 for this Pixel 9 video :)

[@toobaaaapi]

"the all new pixel 9, they don't look like anything special" Exactly my thoughts the moment I saw it.

[@scalnecus]

From a good search engine, to a now defunct search engine that can't find anything, to a company that sells crap that spies on you. Google in a nutshell. How they are still making money is a mystery to me.

[@onefiftycanningvale]

Loss of pulse got me rolling. 😂

[@gothickah0]

Love the dynamic island on the back tho

[@YdenMk-II]

Ahh yes, the curse of the live demo.

[@darktitan8085]

Google has been one upping apple in how little their new phones have. Also, no way! No way the google event had a live ad like that - its in relevance to their business but........wtf??

[@KellicTiger]

I've had one Google Phone......never again. The fingerprint sensor on the 6 made me throw it across the room after 3 months. When 1 in 6 attempts would work. Google's current hardware is like their software: always in beta. Unlike the Nexus series way back when. That crap was rock solid.

[@peternjoroge508]

Why were they using a galaxy phone for the live demo?

[@kingdedede6145]

Wasn't it the Galaxy 24 Ultra that failed on stage? I thought they were showcasing Gemini on the Samsung device?

[@stephenmarks4927]

God I love this guy! A very happy subscriber here he's hysterical

[@mattb9664]

Got to love it when a company's own toxicity begins to show to the customer due to their lack of planning and rehearsing as the new expectation is for every employee to know everyone else's job now, and to have super extrovert presentation skills. F em and good for them.

[@kntlfrnz]

You missed out the Google Tim Cook who came out first sayin - goad moarnang!!

[@kvstxr]

They even started Placing ADS in between their live stream. Google ads everywhere

[@NigelM18]

I had the pixel 8... for about 2 months, then I went back to my note 10+. I can't imagine ever going back to a pixel phone.

[@Sajgoniarz]

I wonder when those tech leaders and management get down to the Earth and notice that nobody wants AI

[@rocketmunkey1]

Ai Basically copy and paste done in a really really convoluted error prone way. where they hope the convolution will make stealing a grey area

[@diamond_h0us]

That awkward silence at the end. 😂

[@thatspiritualhumane]

Google event starts with Weather app, "The most important app we check on waking up". Dude, I haven't checked weather in decades, never will, bcoz nature will do its thing !

[@niranjanbarnwal4309]

With no shutterstock logo 2:36

[@Jayden-lr2mm]

They literally leaked the phones and so there wasn’t much to expect

[@Thehidden0ne959]

he didn't mention that the fold is better for the same price as last year

[@sprockkets]

Google needed to be broken up years ago, then this would never happen.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

You're a genius. No wait.. the opposite

[@DirtCheapFU]

You would think Google would have manually scripted demo so it wouldnt fail on a live broadcast.

[@UlyssesDrax]

Thanks again, Jon Lovitz.

[@SubTroppo]

The eyelashes worn by Kiki(?) - the vision in pink, reminded me of the brushes I see when watching KZbin videos of cats riding on robotic vacuum cleaners*. I think Sam deserves a medal for watching five minutes of such a presentation - let alone an a whole hour. *Technology seems to have reached its apogee in my being able to do that.

[@thabisomogane5170]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the sarcasm is off the chain

[@mirror1766]

They spotted someone in the audience that they invited? O.o

[@stream1entertainment]

If I could spend a $700 dollars on a Google Pixel 9 I would buy it. The Google Pixel has been the most satisfying of all the phones I have used in my life. I have used google pixel since the google pixel 3, and I must say that they are the snappiest and smoothest phone. And they are really repair-friendly. Unlike Apple iPhone. I used to want to have an apple, until I started using one for my job. And wow, what an unfriendly experience. I hate the Iphone with a passion. And what I don't understand is why people buy them just like that. Some of those phones are like $2600 dollars. I can get a video game development workhorse computer for that price.

[@sirmetheguru]

The eeeh killed me🤣🤣

[@aaaaaaaaaronjacobsmith]

I don't like the way the new Pixel Fold looks

[@bradhaines3142]

i hate the solid hump they're going for. makes me wana buy a pixel 8

[@CommodoreFan64]

@@bradhaines3142 If you don't need the bigger screen, or extra RAM, I'd honestly get a Pixel 8a, as it's newer, will get updates longer, and it's cheaper.

[@Etwo-the-shmoo]

When he said 1 and a have Mac’s that actually helped me understand how powerful it is Do that again please!

[@tomy8339]

Good grief, functions failing during a live launch. 😢

[@Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama]

A loss of pulse feature. Yeah that sounds like Google.

[@irenee800]

0:27 this is a Samsung s24, ultra

[@bryjo2612]

"I'm sorry, but here they are..." - best intro ever

[@GlobalEdits_YT]

Why tf is he using an S24u with a LAN cable???

[@flatline3131]

3:35 .... can i have this as a txt alert tone please 😁🤣

[@ivanildo9579]

the pixel just got shy from being in front of so many people. it happens to the best of us

[@f.n.rapidc8]

& yet, still much better than any iPhone. 😋

[@PhilipMarcYT]

I'll never use an iPhone again. Too restrictive.

[@Potatosalad5-sg9yr]

I get if you said Samsung but pixel nah

[@Forged-By-Iron]

Oh whats that, I'm dead! - has me dead

[@jsnparc619]

Got a Google Gemini ad right after this vid 😂😂😂😂