Google Translate tries to MEDITATE *fail*

[@magogosora]

“Life is meaningless. You have to pay the price before you get to witness death.” That’s. Quite the mood.

[@thiagoecb]

Nihilistic Google

[@raphaelasholder]

Mago Gosora I want a t shirt!!

[@selmatheviking488]

i am tempted to like your comment but the number is 69, so thats great and i dont wanna ruin that.

[@anxiousbean33]

I heard that and just thought heh mood

[@bibule]

That's so true lol

[@Rainier9280]

Health tip: "If u have heart attack, don't think about the past" - Google Translate 2019

[@hugoguh1]

Also take a swan and breathe it into your soul

[@Rainier9280]

@@hugoguh1 😂

[@alpacahat6771]

Flashbacks cause a more intense heart attack,think about your future,that will convince the body to live out of fear of missing your future life. A husband/wife,children,growing old,grandchildren....that all makes the brain paranoid it will alter time by it’s death.

[@ismyusernameclever2246]

@@alpacahat6771 r/woooosh

[@alpacahat6771]

I dont care. That, my friend, was called a joke. You are the one that got r/wooooshed :)

[@chelseawhite7117]

I love how there’s always one point in every translation that things get randomly sexualized and also one where Google Translate is apparently having a severe existential crisis

[@heatherjohnson6699]

And also taking a dive into Hell and demonic cults

[@alessandro5932]

In workout video Google Translate thaught how to bl0wjob

[@gracegardeners7501]

Same

[@asher_delphi976]

And a cooking show

[@andrewmiraglia8841]

@@alessandro5932 is Probably the funniest and weirdest translation. Wonder what Malinda's inial reaction to that was before putting that part in the video.

[@callianr6980]

Untranslated: Spiritual and relaxing. Translated: A zombie's existential crisis during an alien invasion.

[@mgamkg8580]

l

[@stonetimekeeper]

Thats making some sort of meal.

[@brucemustdie]

😂😂

[@willowclover1345]

Yeah that sounds about right

[@koolkitty108]

Makes sense.

[@kzcreationzmore]

ITS A NICE DAYYYYYY!!!! **proceeds to talk about death, ghosts, and heart attacks**

[@usernamehere-0505]

Don't forget suffering in space!

[@kzcreationzmore]

maria georgievd of course, how could I forget 😂

[@hope-eg2pk]

Also, unholy wombs.

[@kzcreationzmore]

Lila Cleveland aaa yes 😂

[@hope-eg2pk]

@@kzcreationzmore I mean, what nice day doesn't include unholy wombs?

[@sindhuguntur4846]

“Take a swan and breathe it into your soul” Taking “spirit animal” to a new level 😂

[@r4yyans___]

lmaooooo

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

I accidentally read “Taking spirit level to a new animal”

[@theowhite525]

COCONUT

[@ollie.1564]

Coconut?

[@sanianaqvi3372]

@@WarmBreadBearBuddy XDDDDD

[@joshukaunarak]

"Stir and mix well." "Allow to cool for 1 minute." Somehow Google wants to turn this into a recipe…

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

Joshukaunarak this vid is that recipe of how she ended up with an accidental curse that results in death and being haunted by it after giving birth to the unholy and undead and why she did it

[@jaidoo]

It’s for the Swans.

[@edgyemoturtle6983]

He just wants his cake

[@koolkitty108]

Forget meditation, I think this is a video for a cooking tutorial.

[@spork1271]

A recipe for disaster

[@blueberrypi1681]

Normal version: Peaceful and calm Google translate: Inhaling swans during a zombie apocalypse caused by aliens with an optimistic view at first until you realize your fate

[@ohgods1637]

I REALLY wanna like it but you have 88 likes and I don’t wanna mess it up. *;-;*

[@snailuka]

@@ohgods1637 you can like now

[@ohgods1637]

Ok! *👍*

[@ellagurfinkel4172]

This is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

[@1manorgy]

Also, kind of a creeper.

[@malthemalevolentone]

“Life is meaningless. You have to pay the price to witness death.”

[@silly_lil_guy]

Google translate are you ok

[@jamiebrown7494]

Meditation should be calming. Therefore, Google Translate yells and unsettles you the whole time.

[@bellatrixlestrange3212]

And once again, because body parts come up, VAGINAS COME UP

[@zirphynx8471]

I was the 1000th like

[@koolkitty108]

Except when it says "your thoughts become your perception." Interesting.

[@koolkitty108]

Circle is my favorite color what about perceiving the dead as they come? Sounds pretty scary, google

[@axowelp]

Google Translate: It’s a demonic ritual, and every once in a while, it’s a cooking show.

[@confusedscreaming5380]

This is too true. LOL!

[@elechronic]

:)

[@roberthrenko5466]

And sometimes, a couple fish and swan-soul-breathing

[@ynln5103]

Quite the Hell's Kitchen

[@shubayalisha]

500 like uwu

[@namename599]

Meditation: And ask yourself what if I gave myself permission to allow everything right now to be ok Google translate: Ask yourself *what will happen if you become normal*

[@StrazdasLT]

The one part where it translated correctly?

[@maddieo333]

I probably wouldn’t exist-

[@missbutterfly2904]

The fact that I’m not normal at all, this question really scares me o-o

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

Philosophy exam question : Write a structured essay on the following topic: What is normality and how to percieve it?

[@naniwaluckybi]

actual meditation: relaxes the mind and eases the soul google translate: forces you to philosophize and think deeply about the inevitability of death

[@smolanddevious]

That's translate for ya

[@traceyh7444]

Does Google Translate ever NOT turn things backwards?

[@willowisaperson2807]

Literally me when I try to meditate

[@vajradagrun1524]

@sam zuriel Yeah..... not the best idea.

[@kaded_cat]

😂😂😂

[@DarkFlame345]

I've breathed quite a few swans into my soul and let me tell you, don't do it every day. Swan overdose is possible and before you know it you'll find yourself standing in a lake at night waiting for the moon to rise.

[@celticphoenix2579]

I literally gigglesnorted at this comment. Thank you. It has been a rough week and I needed that laugh.

[@philthy903]

@@celticphoenix2579 It's just this week, isn't it?! It's been AWFUL! Glad you laughed too ❤

[@explosu]

Keep going. You can't imagine the power waiting to be unlocked. I wish I had started far sooner, I've just been snorting frogs up until now.

[@PolyClubGaming]

OMG I died with this video LMAO

[@thebest_miyachinen]

MORE LIKES

[@ahumantryingtosurvive]

@@thebest_miyachinen there you go

[@disneyloverbb6821]

Don't die

[@WoodlouseFairy]

I am sorry for your loss😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏😭😭😞😢😓

[@sanaages]

R.I.P

[@GloomyFish]

"Life is meaningless. You have to pay the price before you can witness death" Uh... Google??? Are you okay???

[@giin97]

Lol, a little too woke there, Google :p

[@imhereforhappiness7639]

Taxes

[@giin97]

@@imhereforhappiness7639 yeah, pretty sure the tax agencies would definitely keep you from dying if it meant extracting one more penny from you, lol.

[@k.c.3674]

that's sooo deep

[@jasonthedoggy4225]

Gloomy Fish No. GOOGLE is *never* okay.

[@beriont.]

*_Take a swan and breathe it into your soul. - Google Translate, 2019_*

[@crazycomma]

I always feel so much better after doing this! :D

[@teaartist6455]

Don't! Those unholy buggers fight back :'(

[@supechube_k]

That line had me DEAD

[@theweirdo6833]

We need that on a t-shirt!!

[@supechube_k]

@@theweirdo6833 I agree

[@joelceda3500]

Google Translate: "Will I be judged?" all of Internet: "Yes!"

[@thetucshow6306]

no you wont.

[@Catasros]

"If you have a heart attack, you should not think about the past." ... I mean, it's not WRONG per se...

[@AlinaAniretake]

It's actually more deep, then you think about it, because - when you die, the whole your life runs in front of your eyes (please do not check this, this ain't gonna end well)

[@skywolf25]

@Kesey McCown Are you *sure* www.google.com/search?ei=WH1TXZyVCo_6wQPs7ZXQDQ&q=per+se&oq=per+se&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i67l3j0l7.5286.5286..6114...0.0..0.116.116.0j1......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i71.yn3KRy42BRg&ved=0ahUKEwicoeqas4HkAhUPfXAKHex2BdoQ4dUDCAo&uact=5

[@icecranberry2148]

Broken heart is actually proven to be a real medical condition so it's more right than it realizes.

[@callisto5097]

Bad Freddy I had a near death experience and I can confirm it’s true

[@LadyBeritanavatarius]

Calling 911 (or local equivalent) should be the first think you do. Don't waste time with other things, is I think the point. The longer one waits, the lower the chances of survival. Not that Google Translate would know that, but it got something right....

[@jemimus]

"Is there tension in your vagina, man I'm eager!" Malinda: *nods and smiles knowingly* :D

[@Nitsua16]

jemimus that part had me dying. Her actions were perfect. 😂😂

[@Gguyrules]

@Natalie Johnson No judgement here.

[@filevenforever4327]

@@Nitsua16 lmao

[@jupitercallisto1140]

I've learned my lesson: Google Translate is the darkest thing in existence.

[@dushmanthiperera5310]

"Life is meaningless, you have to pay the price before you witness death." DAMN

[@mrchicken15]

Shit just got real

[@EverSnaxolotl]

Same

[@LIFE_Films]

This is another proof that Socrates programmed google translate...

[@kkeomchizz]

My sister when she first made a facebook account:

[@jamienichols724]

Dushmanthi perera “These goggles are good”

[@svenstajduhar3449]

Me: Trying to have a nice day Google: *YOU* *CAN* *SEE* *THE* *DEAD* *AS* *THEY* *COME*

[@cloud-lw6np]

XD

[@karlafernanda2715]

But *IT'S A NICE DAAAYY*

[@koolkitty108]

"Life is meaningless." Thanks for the happy vibes, google.

[@MatthewSmith-wx9wy]

This might help. 0:19

[@Darkness-uf2hr]

But what about the soul swans?

[@lellow1x]

Combination of comedy, existentialism, and cake recipes. Utter perfection.

[@VannyBeumer]

It was more cake recipe than the actual cake recipe video

[@tigerwolf2243]

I would watch that cooking show.

[@Sparkle_DIY.Hobbies-yq2yt]

This vid is very funny.

[@sciencetribe4045]

1:24 “Now the criminal body is doing it - high start your head and face. Is there tension in your vagina? Man I’m eager!Will I be judged? Yes. The answer is yes. Very much so.

[@Enthusiasmmm]

This was the most priceless quote for me! It sounds so wrong though!

[@swedench5115]

It's my favorite quote i laught like hell when i hear it XD

[@shawnduffy1988]

Lots of tension ;)

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

GT's understanding of the human body is a bit weird. Head, face, vagina, shoulders, shoulders, shoulders That's a weird human.

[@theonetruecroissant4544]

Ireallyreally Hategoogle This is what peak performance looks like

[@iolanda_liang]

Ask yourself, what will happen when you become normal? are you assuming that I’m GOING to turn normal?

[@carmelpuppy6802]

Lmao bold of you to assume i possess the ability to be normal *i don't*

[@greed94]

The thought of this being a possibility is downright terrifying

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

i dont wanna be normal and i will NEVER be nornal

[@carmelpuppy6802]

@@greed94 XD ikr

[@carmelpuppy6802]

@@greed94 also thank you i am pleased with my latest choices as well UwU Idk anymore i have nothing to do lol

[@luisb3227]

“Those who cannot be controlled by humans.” Google translate: “You can say that again!”

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

[@julienutt7933]

“You have to pay the price before you get to witness death” does that mean we need to pay to watch someone get the death penalty

[@niveous5392]

It means you have to suffer living before you get sweet release

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Nah just on the TV

[@k.c.3674]

nah, you just need to SUFFER AND SUFFER in your healthy health.

[@thythegamer4244]

@@k.c.3674 XD i get the reference XD

[@Trinthegay]

@@k.c.3674 lol i get ir

[@iDKVibe]

I already know this is gonna be a disaster. Edit: I was wrong, it was beautiful.

[@TheNewOrchestra]

And it is a disaster. A hilarious, amazing, fantastic disaster.

[@anxiousbean33]

Life is meaningless You have to pay the price before you get to witness death

[@monsterhuntermarie8052]

A beautiful, beautiful disaster.

[@nightflight27]

Yo our pfp are similar

[@iDKVibe]

@Evelyn R-T Huh. That's pretty neat!

[@jacobdagun3670]

"You have to pay the price before you get to witness death" is such a *raw line*

[@am_small]

welcome to your daily meditation. IT"S A NIIIIICE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Lol.

[@tylerhackner9731]

That cracked me up 😂

[@traceyh7444]

21 seconds in and off to a good start 🤣🤣🤣

[@elliem.9408]

A great way to start out your productive morning..

[@artisticalex1206]

That and the "It was him" fart scene got me. Lol

[@joinmyfrogarmy4891]

me: tries to meditate and relax Google Translate: LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

[@Carollnn]

It's not wrong!

[@aquila4460]

Hell yes! And this is great! make your own meaning, find something worth doing, and hell, maybe there are squirrels here.

[@zenunim]

Well it's not wrong though

[@aoifem4296]

@@Carollnn Depends on your perspective.

[@heartsource417]

As a meditation teacher myself, I was laughing so hard....and in the end the breathing in of the swan almost did me in. . What would be funny for you to do I think, is positive affirmations for some issue or to claim your beauty, confidence, whatever. I just think that would be hilarious. A simple yoga class would be funny too. How about doing crafts of some type, or interior decorating or repurposing clothing? I always enjoy your videos! Thank you!

[@WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves]

Try to imagine telling your meditation students all the Google translate instructions and watching their reactions. You could probably try something similar for April Fools. 🤣

[@heartsource417]

@@WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves LOL! That would be priceless! What a great idea! LOL. And I have just the sense of humor to do it.

[@WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves]

@@heartsource417 Sounds awesome! Update me on the thread if you ever do it and let me know how it goes. 👍👍👍

[@heartsource417]

@@WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves 👍🙏🏻👍😃

[@slyar]

@@heartsource417 ...did you do it?

[@angeladavidson2350]

Google Translate: you have to pay the price before you get to witness death Also Google Translate: you can see the dead as they come

[@amyneu8078]

Angela Davidson I guess we’ve all paid the price... I just wish I knew what it was 😱

[@cremebrulee3729]

We payed the price by watching the video

[@yaraf.1108]

Congratulations on the giveaway! :D

[@angeladavidson2350]

@@yaraf.1108 Oh my gosh...thank you!!

[@yaraf.1108]

@@angeladavidson2350 no problem! :D ♡

[@nonbinaryroyal-ty1187]

“Take a swan and breathe it into your soul” WHO GAVE GOOGLE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL

[@solarpenguin1]

Who needs drugs and alcohol when you just breathe swans into your soul?

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

NonBinary Royal-ty or is google supporting demonic soul sucking activities

[@JoshuaRieth]

Why are you taking quack??

[@charlesgerig3887]

I breathe swans for my soul

[@yummyyorkie1239]

The drainage

[@VioletEntropy04]

3:23 'The sound of suffering in space' Doctor Who in a nutshell

[@MeMarvellous]

This was part cooking instructions, part dreading life quotes and part just plain WTF.

[@mivabricks11]

Ikr 😂

[@octavianjoseph8633]

Funny.😂😂😀😆

[@hiimspee828]

Sooooooo. Religion?

[@khmerkandal121]

@@hiimspee828 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RaeezTheDeadPoet]

"Life is meaningless,you have to pay the price before you get to witness death." Google taking meditation and turning it into an existential crisis

[@teaartist6455]

If you can't turn something into an existential crisis you're not trying hard enough.

[@Coops83]

Malinda: Simply observe yourself in this moment of time Google Translate: *You do not know the body of Simon Cowell* Me: 🤣😂👏🏻

[@_Nico__]

Wait so is that implying that Google translate thought that Malinda was saying that whoever, was Simon Cowell, but really Google translate is Simon Cowell there for he was saying that we do not know his body 😅😂💀

[@DUUFFACE55]

"Ask yourself, what will happen if you become normal?" I've been asking myself this for the longest time.

[@studybug5189]

Mookie same. I haven’t tried it yet tho.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

What exactly IS normal, though, if nature, our lives, and the unbelievably complex systems that drive all those things along with the multiverse itself, are so incredibly weird? So... I guess Weirdmaggedon succeeded...? YEs- I MEAN noooooo! That is very extremely bad. Why would I (oops almost spelled it like 'eye') want the oddpocalypse itself to be successful? If I did I obviously would change my opinion immediately, of course!

[@DUUFFACE55]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Is it okay if I kinda love you?

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Mookie ...Really not sure how to respond to that. Slrignaf esoht fo eno eb ton retteb uoy...

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

Mookie why be Normal when you can be random in all extremes it’s fun they said. They also said come to the dark side we have cookies and it’s fun

[@lilolps1400]

"You want to know why you're not alive" "Honey, I'm dead and I have been all the time" GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS DEAD: CONFIRMED.

[@traceyh7444]

@@hidekiryuga9767 but then she's doubled at the time.... TWO dead translates???

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@@traceyh7444 Nah, I sprinkled one of them, so only one dead translator. Problem semi-solved!

[@naomideoliveira1886]

Hideki Ryuga Don’t forget the list of attributes and green, which has been emphasized.

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@@naomideoliveira1886 Sass pass, how did you do that!?

[@jackh.3052]

Soo deep

[@greenday224]

Fav line: *take a Swan and breathe it into your soul*

[@lightsteplegend191]

3:44

[@ilovewingsoffire9176]

Mine is "What would happen if you became normal?"

[@MegaAdan99]

So...Why did start meditating?Anger issues?Relaxing?To find peac- G.T: *I came here to FIGHT!*

[@bubbykins4864]

Makes sense since Google Translate managed to breathe a swan into its soul despite not having a soul or the ability to breathe, it being unknown whether or not souls exist and if so, if it's possible to breathe anything into said soul, swan physiology, and swan psychology.

[@CrowdfundingHell]

I admit it. I'm 63 years old, and your stuff has me giggling hysterically like I'm six every time.

[@julietteduran1023]

I love how diverse Malinda's fans are

[@josephgregory9919]

Ur a true American Hero

[@eebertdeebert]

I’m WAY younger than you, and I’m honestly surprised to see how diverse the fans of translator fails are. But I’m honestly happy that Malinda has everyone rolling on the floor like little kids, laughing at how silly Google Translate is, whether you’re 10 years old or 95.

[@nobodynowhere6942]

Man no judgement! We all laugh no matter what age

[@brittanynguyen3794]

6 years later: pretty nice age.

[@diegelbeseegurke2116]

"The sound of suffering in space, I think, is what you think of, your thoughts become your perception, you can see the dead as they come." Thats like the most ominous and kind of coherent thing, I have heard on this channel.

[@orangespark2340]

Nobody: Google Translate: TAKE A SWAN AND BREATHE IT INTO YOUR SOUL Btw we need a TAKE A SWAN AND BREATHE IT INTO YOUR SOUL T-Shirt

[@WtfAreHandlesLol]

Why do i feel like that sentence is referencing bts' map of the SOUL 7 Black SWAN

[@alessandroferreira6215]

How does a swan fit into a gingerbread?

[@aubrey7116]

Alessandro Ferreira It’s _mostly_ gingerbread; the rest is swan

[@kaylinrector128]

@@WtfAreHandlesLol I felt that too...

[@Eg_of_two]

My dad make custom shirts if u want I can help u with that just name a place we will make it and ship it to you! With reasonable price of course!

[@mintscan6794]

Teacher: Alright students this is important so listen up * proceeds to explain * Me: *Shoulders* *shoulders* *shoulders*

[@Wolfgoddess56]

"Is there tension in your v? Man, im eager." Im freaking dying.

[@wodahexe8400]

"Will I be judged?" Probably (read: definitely).

[@lara8975]

Probabile

[@vajradagrun1524]

3:45 “Take a swan and breathe it into your soul.” Meditation in a nutshell.

[@D4rkSpaze]

XD

[@kkeomchizz]

Me when im trying to focus on an exam:

[@sunflowersandstorms5608]

This is a DAILY meditation. Where do you keep all the swans?

[@vrind2705]

Sofia Lopes hahahahhaha

[@michellerobinson9276]

@@sunflowersandstorms5608IN YO SOUL

[@Dayday-6297]

0:49 for some reason this part made me laugh the most. There's something about people saying ridiculous things in a calm voice that I find very funny XD

[@FuzzyStripetail]

The ghost from the womb of the dawn of the unholy womb probably wouldn't smell like baskets of fish if you allowed the swan that you breathed into your soul to cool down for one minute prior to your inevitable heart attack.

[@SartorialDragon]

What is it with all those heart attacks google translate keeps predicting?!?

[@jacksoncox3616]

Ikr

[@captnbutter_bee5644]

" take a swan and breathe it in to your soul" - Malida 2019 Me: what great words to live by

[@pravijarajesh]

*malinda

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@pravijarajesh *Melinda

[@oofoof1398]

Time stamp? 😂😂

[@dumbcarbattery5916]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Diplinmaldinkat

[@pravijarajesh]

@@dumbcarbattery5916 SUCCESION DIPLIMALDINKAT IS THE AUTHOR OF GOSS'S GREAT NATIONAL BASEBALL!!

[@crunch5]

Teachers: “Welcome to your daily meditation.” Sub. Teachers: *ITS A NICE DAY*

[@StariaofDreams]

*"stir and mix well."* Is this a meditation class or a cooking class?! 🤔

[@charlie-l6p6l]

"allow to cool for one minute" I think it is

[@KlonoaFan64]

"Oh, isn't this cooking class?"

[@paxtonstewart8042]

Aisha Montenegro Yes

[@YouTubeExplore777]

home economics course

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

its all of the classes in one

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

The sound of suffering in space, I think, is what you think of; your thoughts become your perception, and you can see the dead as they come. *Deep.*

[@Manas-co8wl]

This perfectly describes my spiritual journey. Now I only need to see dead people

[@Mephisto_Pheles666]

Sounds like Inception 😆

[@lesternsiahasante3411]

@@Manas-co8wl just go to a graveyard

[@Shelf0808]

•AmxiCandy Gacha• r/foundthemobileuser

[@VedaSpark]

TheDarkOverlordOfAll [Liz] IKRRR, I wasn’t expecting Google to give such great advice!

[@turkburg7816]

"Ask yourself, what will happen if you become normal?" *shakes head while pulling a face* I FELT THAT TOO HARD.

[@niigos]

"If you have a heart attack you should not think about the past." Thanks google!

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

[@FlynnHutchinson2000]

@@lara8975 you*

[@lara8975]

@@FlynnHutchinson2000 o

[@fnutarf2085]

true though

@@lara8975 reanimation cart needed! we lost Google Translate! Red code!

[@snowscorvids186]

As a type 1 diabetic I PROMISE you this has not taught me ANY brain

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

laura campbell but it will as you will be a zombie after you die mmmm brains 🧠

[@NeirianMahariel]

As another Type 1...I am in SO much agreement!

[@AIRI37523]

LIAR!

[@4r4chn1da33]

I’m pretty sure what they mean is that your supposed to learn more about the brain in the human body after getting diabetes

[@snowscorvids186]

Eva Studios To be fair, it’s google translate, it probably doesn’t mean anything at all And you learn more about your endocrine system and if your type 1 immune system!

[@Darkness-uf2hr]

“Take a swan and breathe it into your soul!” -Google Translate 2019

[@RodyTheRoad]

Welcome to your daily meditation. *I T ' S A N I C E D A Y* I'm already dying of laughter😂😂

[@georgspielberger9780]

Me too🤣🤣🤣

[@tatsukigeekystuff]

Omg same here 😹

[@GalexieReed]

“Diabetes can help you learn brain.” Google translate 2019

[@notthatcreativewithnames]

The problem is, it's not available for sale.

[@naomideoliveira1886]

Pongsathon Boonrod I’m pretty sure that’s due to compressed diabetic watermelons.

[@MrLagzy]

Diabetes can help you learn brain! - best I've heard for a while.. made me laugh out loud.

[@jayden.dayyan]

Galexie Reed LOL

[@rainyalukasa2411]

Rip malinda's community

[@makenzielasota5294]

Nobody: Google: INHALE A SWAN INTO YOUR SOUL

[@IronycheinPain]

"Ask yourself: what will happen if you become normal?" Then you become boring as well

[@LtBasil]

Normal is overrated.

[@mysterysunfurled]

normalness leads to sadness :)

[@linus6718]

@@mysterysunfurled No, the desire for normalness leads to sadness

[@mysterysunfurled]

@Dodgy Dan you call yourself normal? right lol

[@mysterysunfurled]

@Dodgy Dan for starters your name is dodgy dan

[@joj2365]

Malinda: calm and collected Google translate: *shoulders, shoulders, shoulders* these goggles are nice

[@EVOKE7347]

2:20 "These goggles are good." I felt that.

[@mikelui88]

Teacher: OK so, who knows what is good for learning brain? Kid: Diabetes Teacher: Very good.

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

[@parsafarjammusic28]

I heard that in a district GrayStillPlays voice

[@DisgruntledGoblin]

"Stir and mix well" "Allow to cool for 1 minute" Google translate be like: "Meditation? B-but I was sure I was translating a recipe today!"

[@user-ou4nk6jp2z]

DisgruntledGoblin Recipe for apocalypse

[@elizaclouds]

"Life is meaningless. You have to pay the price before you get to witness death." Sigh, Google Translate is so inspirational...

[@juliettesa]

You ask yourself, what will happen if you become normal? I extremely relate to this...

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

But do you know why are not alive?

[@onlineperson883]

Same

[@Shadow-Shell]

I've actually thought about it before

[@nickywalcott1204]

"Stir and mix well." Wrong video, Google Translate.

[@ahiakwneke]

Oof, Google translate, there was already a cooking video

[@nickywalcott1204]

@Nehemiah Britt Still wrong video, Googs

[@k.sharma6104]

@@nickywalcott1204 gOoGs

[@tanyuyangmoe1109]

The "IT'S A NICE DAY" part caught me off guard. Then,the "It was him" part made me burst laughing,then the rest made me laugh while questioning the meaning of life.

[@MiniDisaster]

Meditation: relax Google's version: DEATH AND SUFFERING IN SPACE

[@siryes]

What Does The Death And Suffering In Space Means?

[@michi-tankenka8116]

also cooking instructions and breathing swans during existential crisis and zombie apocalypse caused by aliens

[@PanMan712]

No one: The translated version was more calming.

[@angelitovolador3154]

😂

[@elechronic]

It was tho

[@WoodlouseFairy]

yea

[@ollie.1564]

It honestly was tho-

[@VioletNKisHere]

The sound of suffering in space in think is what you think of, your thoughts become you’re perception and you can see the dead as they come.

[@thunderofthestorms9870]

"if there is attention in your vangina, man, I'm eager. Will I be judged?" Yes you will be judged google translate

[@tardueful]

I am eager too!!!

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

A tension. As in her pussy's tight.

[@scottknows5761]

They could be too long, but translating famous stand up jokes would be interesting. Can google translate be funnier than best stand up comedians?

[@amypaperlady1210]

I wonder what Google Translate would do to/with "Who's On First"...

[@shawnduffy1988]

@@amypaperlady1210 yes I would love to see that!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@amypaperlady1210 My first thought too.

[@gwendalynn_alvarado]

Scott Travelsworth YOU LIKE CRYSTAL GEL ON YOUR NAIL

[@Monotail_Razuin]

Would love for for her to Left/Right Brain 🤣🤣🤣

[@xoxo5296]

I love how the Google translate one is just a girl who did not get paid enough for this meditation video but is trying her best anyway

[@k.c.3674]

"Ask yourself, what will happen if you become normal" I have no idea, Google Translate. I have no idea :/

[@marcelaecheverria218]

at some of the original parts I got so focused on your voice that I actually started to breathe slower and relax, and then out of a sudden *now the CriMiNaL bOdY is doing it*

[@Alexandra-xi1kc]

Lol me too

[@Alexandra-xi1kc]

Yes

[@elechronic]

I CAME HERE TO FIGHT

[@mapletree8086]

I was too busy laughing to relax😂

[@exceptionallyriso]

I was too busy laughing 😂

[@rajiahassan2063]

"Take a swan and breathe it into your soul" Ok Google Translate

[@Aimz360]

Think i'll be more relaxed with the GT version. Who wants to relax when you can fight and inhale swans?

[@pizzafrog.2468]

I agree

[@dimondsamking4525]

All in favor in ambolishing the Normality and setting up a GT Dictatorship say "I"

[@Samsherron1]

@@dimondsamking4525 l

[@hiuyjutherandomguy7953]

@@dimondsamking4525 No

[@fartherlights9594]

@@dimondsamking4525 i

[@TinyMaster0fEviI]

"Take a swan and breath it into your soul." How exactly are you supposed to do that? Anyone???

[@malenehougard7588]

And eat it

[@robbie5899]

@@malenehougard7588 hold up

[@reboi293]

@Noa Grace Welborn noooo

[@wasupman1074]

I think it means you should swallow it whole while it's still alive

[@TinyMaster0fEviI]

@@wasupman1074 A year later I finally understand how you steal its soul out of its body and consume the flesh afterwards :)

[@tomokolivingstone7204]

1:08 *What a great meditation so far*

[@Lilac_Dreams]

Google translate: Your thoughts become your perception Me:wow Google translate: you can see the dead as they come Me: Nevermind

[@Lilac_Dreams]

OMG SO MANY LIKES

[@NormalLunk]

Great excuse to finally lean necromancy, but do I want to?

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

@@NormalLunk What the-

[@NormalLunk]

@@HattieMcDanielonaMoon sorry, I forgot that mortals wouldn't understand.

[@angeladavidson2350]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a soul: Google Translate: DIABETES CAN HELP YOU LEARN BRAIN

[@teastainsonmyteeth]

no one: google translate: I CAME HERE TO FIGHT

[@JarlOfSwot]

GT also wanted cancer so I'm skeptical of it's advice.

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

Angela Davidson so diabetics turn into zombies??

[@celticphoenix2579]

@@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101 or do they start out as zombies? Enquiring minds need to know.

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

@@celticphoenix2579 good point but what if they started as zombies and we're reincarnated as diabetics the also turned zombie. Never ending loop of human diabetic zombie reincarnation

[@mysteriouslymango]

“What will happen if you become normal?” -Shower thoughts 101

[@amandadavis3506]

"Ask yourself, what will happen if you become normal?" I ask that everyday lol

[@arnolddominik7161]

oof

[@Shadow-Shell]

I would say that I wouldn't be me but a completely different person if that happens

[@bubbykins4864]

Are you also breathing swans into your soul daily?

[@christinam.8032]

Ok, but if you think about the "Your thoughts become your perception" line, that's actually very true and oddly deep.

[@anahongow5801]

Okay but the Translated version is me during quarantine: 30% horniness, 30% depressive nihilism and obsession with death, 30% batshit insanity. And also some cooking!

[@davidsousapinto8318]

"Life is meaningless, you have to pay the price before you get to witness death". Oh look, capitalism at its best.

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

David Sousa Pinto you aren’t wrong

[@techguypaul]

Diabetes can help you learn brain. 😂😂😂 You should translate WebMD suggestions for getting rid of some ailment, like a cold.

[@oofoof1398]

Time stamp? 😂😂

[@Artist-128]

169th like

[@ludiProjects]

169th like

[@Angelxgabs]

“take a swan and breathe it into your soul” Ok omg I feel so much better

[@diana450]

I need “take a swan and breathe it into your soul” on a t-shirt

[@Nicamon]

Me too.With a picture of Emma Swan from"Once Upon a Time"!;-)

[@ArielComlyBOTDFlover101]

Tigger Talks A lot that’s the front the back should say proud supporter of accidental demonic translations by: GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[@diana450]

Ariel Comly yes definitely!

[@carrawayer]

Diabetes can help you learn brain. *-Google Translate of 2019*

[@puppyplanet300]

I can assume Google Translate does not have diabetes

[@natalielloyd4326]

Lmaooo

[@puppyplanet300]

TheGamingEoraptor yeah, it does

[@theramendutchman]

Americans trying to be smart? No? Okay imma head out

[@limecyanizer4394]

@TheGamingEoraptor But it doesn't know brain

[@Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763]

Listening to this is like scenes in movies with the little devil and angel on your shoulders. It's beautiful.

[@endru_uwu869]

*The next pillow will focus on providing air to tha stomach* *alLoW to cOoL fOr 1 mInuTE*

[@lara8975]

Google Translate are your ok

[@MrMinticuz]

“Thank you, I’ll see you tomorrow for the next practice” Translator: **“I came here to fight”** Thx for 10 likes lol Why does the translated version seem so relatable to how I would do it if I’d try to meditate?

[@lefterismplanas4977]

*65

[@MrMinticuz]

Lefteris Mplanas OMG! I just broke my record of the amount of likes! Last time was 50 and that was when I said it was my 18th birthday xD

[@pandagamer5473]

*150

[@MrMinticuz]

Klyde Hardy wow! I mean, this isn’t the most genius comment ever but it’s still awesome to get that much likes :D

[@evecampbell3069]

I was 215! But also, how would Google Translate a self defense video?

[@laroyalford4596]

Malinda: *saying something calm* Google translate: Farts*

[@lizlee8715]

Meditation: *exists* Google translate: *Uno Reverse Card*