Google Translate Gives Airplane Safety Instructions

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[@twistedtranslations]

Y'all have been requesting this forEVER so I'm stoked to have finally done it!! Also if you didn't know I have a second music channel :D Would mean the world if you gave the little guy some love and subscribed! kzbin.info

[@marevannierop]

I did! Love you! 🥰🥰

[@kierabroadway5940]

This is.... Interesting

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Love your videos

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

How did you even act while keeping a straight face?

[@rebecca2398]

I love all your videos!you should translate a makeup/art tutorial

[@forcedcomedy6271]

"Welcome to Google Translate Airlines - Welcome to Corsica" Well, that was the fastest plane ride I ever had in my life

[@margot3711]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas huh interesting

[@trifta91]

Me too...considering I drive a Chevy Corsica lol.

[@unepintade]

"We stole the plane from france"

[@hannamouse1]

When I took a flight from Helsinki to London, they played the "turbulence warning" and "coming to land in 5 minutes" announcements right after the "seatbelt light removed" announcement!

[@yurigacha-san1367]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas *tHe MoRe YoU kNoW!* That was actually interesting though

[@samin409]

Me: *cusses in class* Teacher: Your mistake can be used as punishment.

[@pravijarajesh]

Me: **YELLS IN EXCITEMENT**

[@Pan_exe_]

*happyness sound*

[@markdasaro9045]

Great that's a great idea for a t-shirt

[@nmuniz2]

I read this just as the line appeard

[@kunmaronetchi7401]

@@markdasaro9045 true XD

[@otterpop57]

the fact that "there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" just sounds like a dramatic version of the original text makes it 200% funnier im-

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

Lol

[@francescapatti2934]

It sounds like a metaphor for communism/socialism

[@princefluff08]

Sin is not a lifeline on the Java page.

[@vialtrucking]

that should be on r/technicallythetruth (coming from someone who doesn't use reddit)

[@otterpop57]

@@vialtrucking u right, u right

[@arandomcat8933]

“All large electronic devices have been switched off” Google translate: REMOVE ALL ITEMS, REMOVE ALL IMPORTANT THINGS

[@richtea5741]

Same thing if you think about it 😂

[@lolatheidiot5872]

@@richtea5741 Exactly

[@alexholley2712]

Well, guess I've got to remove my life support then. Okay an- *dies*- someone's grandma

[@ElliciaDawn]

"Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place." That's actually good advice when getting off any form of mass transportation.

[@GhostGlitch.]

Ezra Borg that happened? But... How?

[@GhostGlitch.]

Ezra Borg especially if you use the NATO alphabet. I don't know if I'd mind too much as a passenger tho. I assume they got a free second flight at the least and got to spend a bit of time in a nother country

[@GhostGlitch.]

Ezra Borg ah, well a different city at the least

[@bakes887]

Google Translate sings Havana should have done that

[@stapler3063]

Especially the subway 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@petal1259]

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" I mean...it did get it _basically_ right...just more dramatically.

[@sarahj5161]

VERY dramatically, lol!

[@GhostLeviathan27]

😆 hehe you're right it is

[@siliconsulfide8]

ah I wanted to like it... but it's the special 69 number

[@chloesantos8637]

😂😂

[@voguedictatinglove2455]

Just realized it!

[@arcanesidus_]

*"Your mistake can be used as punishment."* - Strict Parents.

[@rachelburrell2106]

especially if the mistake is not wiping the table

[@michaelbfdiiwong523]

said by Dolores Umbridge

[@NerdWithLaptop]

No Voldemort to Lucius.

[@Plutocat426]

When you accidentally disable your mom's phone for 20 days:

[@CrystallineButterfly]

i'm gonna go with hearth's dad but you guys are pretty on point too

[@d0v3lyy]

Me: **goes to American airlines** My family: **sits down** Me: Oh crap-Mom I forgot my head bucket

[@randomnesswitheva6063]

🤣

[@robbie5899]

Dad: ...what?

[@d0v3lyy]

Robbie Walsh Lol

[@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel]

American Airlines is not good-

[@joannelee8673]

Ah crap, guess I gotta remove my head from my nose and mouth and keep breathing often. Dang guys, remember your head buckets

[@CS-yr5jr]

“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people” Must be how they say it in 1st class...

[@lycaptain]

XD

[@theanarchist9733]

I've been there it's true

[@sherbetsparrow422]

Yes

[@omays9658]

AdoQhinaCoolieDude XD

[@meghanaingleshwar]

This is true.

[@VTPPGLVR]

“I am happy and fascinating, and sorry for some reason.” - Life with anxiety

[@normalperson659]

😞😞😞

[@lisaaxen534]

Everyone from Sweden says that. If I barely touch someone it's "sorry sorry, I'm so sorry, I apologise, sorry, sorry, so sorry"

[@willwaters8553]

Literally me

[@yoshihiroc.6046]

You are not alone

[@NeonBeeCat]

My life SmH.

[@danieldavid3766]

"Slides are used to use the Acne market!" Should I even ask what the Acne market is?

[@pointlessvideos940]

Probably not, for your sake..

[@daviniarobbins9298]

Well if it is the same place the coyote gets all his stuff I wouldn't even bother.

[@jadeparelius]

Where do you think they go after puberty--

[@Imightbealittlegrey]

I... didn’t.. even... *casually continues to die of laughter for the 67th time*

[@robbie5899]

Nope.

[@bekaus07]

What normal people remember on a plane: "put the vest over your head and attach the buckles" What I remember: *"PlEaSe WeAr YoUr HeAd BuCkEt"*

[@lovetolovefairytales]

"We stole this plane from France, they're after us" lol.

[@mulherenascentista]

The best part lol 😂😂😂

[@connaeris8230]

Well, after all those Boeings were grounded, they had to find an alternative. Airbus planes are very common, and they're French! It all makes sense...

[@jackryan2612]

@@nabielw they're going to dismantle the plane and hide in one of the six caves on the island of Corsica!

[@thomas-yq4dx]

i mean airbus is from france

[@tibethatguy]

France Air is quaking.

[@peppermintiiz4133]

"Your mistake can be used as punishment" *accurate description of life.*

[@yourfriendlylocalhitman667]

Accurate description of school

[@ceski3255]

y e p

[@AlinaAniretake]

My life entierly

[@jdbrad2302]

ROFL

[@BeefO56]

Thats school and life and parent advice 😂

[@billylopatto6269]

“Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protestors” That got real fast.

[@idonotliveinparaguay.2361]

Tiocfaidh ár lá! BLM!

[@MemezuiiSangkanskje]

@@idonotliveinparaguay.2361 ?

[@idonotliveinparaguay.2361]

@@MemezuiiSangkanskje tiocfaidh ár lá is an Irish sentence meaning "our day will come" it was heavily used by the IRA. BLM means black lives matter.

[@jessl8787]

My teacher: since you’re done, why din’t you help someone else? My 6 year old mind: *keep guard against helping other people* 3:45

[@animeweeblet207]

I am literally dying listening to that part

[@killianholm2283]

I read this as she said that

[@LesbianImpact]

STRANGER DANGER

[@TheRetroShepherd]

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" That sounds like the motto a British communist party would use, I swear

[@xeno1068]

That's gonna be the motto of my British Communist party

[@cat_goose9592]

Actually does and I’m British 😂

[@pravijarajesh]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[@taniacrawford6104]

That is funny and accurate

[@LilzMay-sk3ew]

I'm British and that really does 😂

[@musicshadow2486]

Google translate: “There is a Jacket of life under the throne of people” Me: I mean you’re not wrong-

[@aadimakwana8160]

Yep

[@matejznidarsic9096]

That’s how they say it in first class

[@cyr3n_signall]

Time to ruin the cute pfps

[@merbudd]

@@matejznidarsic9096 TRUEEE

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

@@matejznidarsic9096 Lol true

[@xxxdagamingpigxxx4308]

Malinda: Fasten your seat belt Graystillplays: sHoVe It dOwN yOuR tHrOaT uNtIl yOu cAnT sEe It AnYmOrE

[@drampadude9216]

Yes

[@daniellewilson8527]

Yes, I wanna watch the GrayStillPlays plane videos agai

[@chrystalwayland3860]

Agreed

[@RandomGod5730]

google translate: stab yourself with your seatbelt

[@asher_delphi976]

A fellow masochist!

[@coolstylebro2814]

2:46 "In addition, life vests are located underneath your seat." "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people." Most accurate translation.

[@anikahdunn4551]

Like 123 I'm bored

[@Frefoy]

It’s the first class version

[@Judyc6811]

Lol

[@brendonhedgcock]

@@Frefoy exactly…….. or as some people pronounce it, eggzackly (:

[@Goofyahhguy963]

@@brendonhedgcock why did you make an egg pun

[@galihcd]

Google translate is like drunk people giving advice

[@yumiaishi260]

Except drunk people give better advice

[@alisa9040]

I imagine they translated this into like 20 languages before getting something so crazy.

[@marshalljenkins3406]

@@alisa9040 they do

[@missims100]

Wiping the table that's not a bad idea you don't know who touched that tray before you they could've had the flu or Covid-19 or a different contagious virus so It's a good idea not only for the airplane but for everyone you go.

[@haidarshehade241]

I've never met drunk people

[@charmgesell7748]

"Before you leave, make sure that you are in the right place." I-that is actually usefull

[@rosamoon8101]

“There are six caves on this island, two years ago, pillows and after” In the end the pillow is upside down, nailed it XD

[@horsepower101995]

"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason." Me as a Canadian in a nutshell XD

[@lillian394]

I can relate too lol

[@virtue1993]

Maplestory?

[@surzeekanimations]

Same lol

[@RavenDash01]

Me

[@prismus6520]

Here as well

[@Gabowsk]

Okay, these translations aren't so trippy so far... Google Translator: *_"S I N I S N O T A L I F E L I N E O N T H E J A V A P A G E"_*

[@codyhowell4543]

That sounds like what someone in one of my dreams would say

[@HollowM0th]

Is that an Ori profile picture?

[@ifriedasign194]

Well it isn't wrong-

[@EcceJack]

Haha, I'm 666th like xD

[@bessieburnet9816]

Li feline

[@jwalt2577]

“My body passes through the tennis without end!” That... sounds painful.

[@TrueUmbreon1]

“Please wear your head bucket” The day where relogic added buckets to terraria xD

[@alizahkazmi9827]

Teacher: Why is your homework overdue?! Me: Overdue is inspired by the pie...

[@NixillShadowFox]

Your mistake can be used as punishment.

[@dellsl3102]

I found my language in the into ("pekthyesi deshton"im albanian😊)

[@crimsonscorner4432]

Before long, the stadium suddenly collapsed and the muscle melts fell.

[@itzchin]

@שחר א. 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 and I can't remember anymore

[@Petaurista13]

Teacher: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnKmk4menNmrb6s You: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnKmk4menNmrb6s

[@lorenzocappai4780]

I followed all the instructions But for some reason I was kicked off my flight...

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

Did you make sure you were in the right place before you left?

[@fardifaalam605]

You must've forgotten your head bucket.

[@germanistefanotta2748]

Maybe you caused a riot in the plane

[@penggao7034]

Marshall Lee I don’t think so......

[@siya5414]

Did you manage all your cookies?

[@ArcstoneBionicle]

3:56 Canadians.

[@HOPIIGK]

“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place” home alone two has taught us all well

[@sunnyride89]

2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" --actually pretty accurate, just phrased in a very weird and hilarious medieval times way.

[@fauxhuman0]

If I could like twice, I would.

[@pedropaulozaneladacruz5119]

True

[@machy8515]

Yis

[@randomgrmlin]

Eyy it happened right as I read this

[@marissalunn2703]

True

[@Godzillaman]

"Please wear your head bucket after pushing the space shuttle." Shouldn't you put your head bucket on BEFORE pushing the space shuttle?

[@cecilyvincent6173]

I thought we had to remove our heads from the nose and mouth first.

[@physicsbreaker7141]

wait we remove our heads from the nose and mouth then push space shuttle then head buckets with the nose and mouth on outside

[@lolipopgorepineapple8531]

We push the space shuttle then remove the nose and mouth then put on the head bucket while breathing frequently, or at least I think that's the order you do it in.

[@indigostar861]

One of the best translation of all time 2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" xD

[@paisleighyt6153]

I want to hear someone say “there is a jacket if life under the throne of the people” when I get on a plane next

[@josephtaylor1009]

Google translate always ends up sounding like a prophecy at some point in the videos

[@Cynthia63636]

I think that says more about prophecies then Google translate though

[@josephtaylor1009]

Cynthia lmao lmao 😂

[@koolkitty108]

Or emo.

[@lillian394]

Joseph Taylor it sort or does tho I mean or inspirational quotes like: “Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it”

[@josephtaylor1009]

lillian pop I know right

[@AppleWoods6]

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" Well, that one was technically correct, at least

[@japanpanda2179]

Throne of the people... Great way to talk about seats.

[@planezyy]

Yep it is correct

[@misterbrick4276]

“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place.” That one works too

[@GummieI]

@JJ M I mean if you are at the right place, why would you want to leave?

[@farihinaiman9134]

@@GummieI right place means "you have reached ur desired destination" which means "LEAVE THE PLANE"

[@nobodynowhere6942]

"We stole this plane from France" *they're after us*

[@fancypotatobean7921]

"Before we leave make sure you are in the right place" - Google Translate Advice

[@katinthegetto2916]

*_ACTIVISTS ACTIVATE_* And then we won a battle between somethings

[@demetraeconomou6096]

Top ten hardest languages to learn . Watchmojo.com

[@koolkitty108]

_you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat_

[@gregorbaby4269]

And we were armed only with head buckets 🤣

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Always guard against helping others.

[@KarmasAB123]

I got "Importance of Cooperation"

[@madalynn3308]

We need "please put on your head bucket" merch ASAP

[@In_TheMoonlight]

yess we need “please put on your head bucket” hats

[@user-bm8yp8pl7z]

@@In_TheMoonlight And the hat is a bucket

[@thedailyreportchannel68]

We need "please put on your head bucket" head buckets

[@stronged8977]

OMW YESSSSS

[@benhodson8629]

YES!

[@NielsonLucas]

0:51 “Bring the last iron to the brush until the vibrato is sounded.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@calsheridan8961]

"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters." FUCKING. EXACTLY.

[@pluto3194]

"The island has 6 caves" Damn they know about the island you're gonna crash on?

[@randomgrmlin]

@crazyLuy r/wooosh

[@maxbieri3073]

crazyLuy r/wooooosh

[@seantaggart7382]

@crazyLuy I think they meant r/WOOOosh

[@Unknowndino03]

r/wooooosh

[@benjaminvandijck8016]

"Please wear your head bucket" OK, mom, where's my head bucket ?

[@unknownid9030]

Under the throne of people

[@Lyoko2516]

Ben-G 7700 Mom: Don't you mean a helmet? :)

[@machy8515]

You can use mine lol

[@alanplebanski8207]

XD

[@blazeravenscar2337]

“Too brilliant evidence of a built-in riot.” *This did not age well.*

[@scaranara374]

"We are proud to be united by this silver coin that will bring you to thus great protection" -Every black magic or magical wizard in a fantasy story

[@shefaf]

*remove all items, remove all important things* Breaks window and throws everyone out

[@jackh.3052]

😂😂😂😂

[@Manas-co8wl]

Hide yo kiiids,, hide yo wiives, and also HIDE YOUR HUSBAND cuz you know why

[@koolkitty108]

3:46 well, google did say to keep guard from helping anyone else...

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

XD

[@alexaspamsalot927]

Well, at least I'm important.

[@LionArt2525]

MOM! I forgot my head bucket!!! 😱😰 Well Jimmy... emergency counseling will take u away 😐

[@leolion3156]

That's not terrifying at all....

[@xxpinkiixx9426]

@Francesca Schaan and take the time to remember it

[@pissganger6612]

"don't write the word you with the letter u. Don't turn into a mental cripple. " -my 6th grade math substitute

[@ehxshsjx]

After pushing the space shuttle

[@ehxshsjx]

@Chocolate chip Mint jimmy: sure!!

[@doodlez2022]

3 years old and I'm still dying over this video with laughter. Had to watch this today, we're going on a plane tomorrow, which we haven't done in 3 years (due to the pandemic) so it's really great to get a laugh out of it! Thank you Malinda and Google Translate for your wonderful and hilarious work🥰

[@arhumkhokhar1273]

This will be my Airplane safety instructions if I ever become a pilot

[@huskydev4143]

LOL

[@melikajahedpari1902]

"before we take of make sure your seat is in the upright position" "before you leave, make sure you are in the right place" this had me *laughing*

[@heatherjohnson6699]

"Yeah, I think we got on the flight to Hawaii instead of Havana......"🤔🤨😕😓 XD ---> kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWjPk5iqjMhma9k

[@human6917]

I forgot to check if I was in the right place I'm on the north pole right now Good wishes from santa

[@murlocknight1427]

I mean... it’s good advice. Just perhaps a bit obvious.

[@RSr-uo9dl]

@@heatherjohnson6699 OMG🤣🤣That explains everything!!

[@GoodMusicManiac999]

Well, that's a sentence I'm afraid many people are to be reminded sometimes

[@yaadom]

I just typed "What is your name?" on translate. Google asked me "What are you issues". I'm offended 😂😂

[@elizabethmontanez3424]

Oof

[@gracyum4664]

Omg 😂

[@yurigacha-san1367]

Oof 😂

[@kmitchell8323]

i translated DAD COME ON and it was He Is Coming

[@rosiegaines2725]

It's emergency counseling, they're coming to take you away!

[@harizon910]

3:30 "Start oxygen explosion" Weather Report: Oh yes!

[@itsstar_dragons]

“Your mistake can be used as punishment.”

[@existantho0man870]

Other people: there is a life jacket under the seat Me, an intellectual: *there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people*

[@AK-jt7kh]

Hi hooman. I like your apt profile pic.

[@leshawna7172]

Existant Ho0man why are you in first class?

[@existantho0man870]

@Levi Russell thats good to know 👍🏾

[@atifrazajaffery]

@@existantho0man870 I exist too. Also I'm stealing that for an essay I'm writing on my experience on flying in an airplane

[@christineraharjo4583]

And thats called what we call *ENGLISH*

[@thomasturner6980]

When the airline cuts their budget so much that the safety announcement actually increases the chance of death for the passenger

[@commoncoolchannel8588]

So much they have resorted to stealing planes from governments.

[@The-Plaguefellow]

_You can't be sued if there are no survivors._

[@autinjones7194]

@@The-Plaguefellow Well. The family's can still sue.

[@autinjones7194]

@Mikaylah Du True. But i'm pretty sure hte amount of people you need to kill in order to stay in the legal green zone wouldn't be worth the effort.

[@clairedarkstorm8038]

@@autinjones7194 I too am a very lazy serial killer

[@justccthings]

Life in 2020 be like: “Next, I just selected it!”

[@kaitlynmeyerson1977]

Head buckets must be a privilege of first class 😂😂😂

[@LynMusic]

"Your mistake can be used as punishment." My anxiety-ridden brain to me

[@mossy-cat4428]

SAME

[@kayleyanna3164]

Google: Your mistake can be used as punishment Me: Yes, we call it guilt

[@lydiachapman3917]

the 'please wear your head bucket' gets me everytime I can't stop laughing

[@robbymounce5764]

**THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE!** lol! 🤣 I think it was just her DELIVERY with this line that made it SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!¡ 🤣

[@HeatingWater]

Malinda: "There are 6 exits on board this aircraft" Google: "There are 6 caves on this island" I died laughing at this

[@susanhoeddinghaus110]

I didn't

[@majesticwyrm]

@@susanhoeddinghaus110 your still alive

[@susanhoeddinghaus110]

@@majesticwyrm I have gotten a power only capable of getting by a sith

[@wikipediamagnify5217]

google is already one step ahead, it already knows the island it's gonna be stranded on.

[@GibusWearingMann]

@@wikipediamagnify5217 It won't be an _unexpected_ water landing, that's for sure.

[@yikes7751]

"Next, I just selected it" That sounds like a proud 5 year old.

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

0:18 Welcome to Corsica 😂😂

[@theotterone4111]

*PLANE TRAVEL 101* Me: **Freaks out** Attendant: "Emergency counselling will take you away!" Me: *"WAIT NO!"* Attendant: "Your mistake can be used as punishment!"

[@leiffff]

I was... so... close... to the 666th like

[@bobogus7559]

The only thing making this better is that there are 747 likes. i.imgur.com/WsXbmXz.jpg

[@alexholley2712]

@@leiffff aeiou

[@thewolfanddragonshow2023]

oh noooooooo!🤣

[@robloxnoobs5576]

*"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters"* *Can't argue with that.*

[@tbro31218]

Person: oh no the plane's falling! attendant: how'd you like to stop it? with protestors or with protestors?

[@animallovers3423]

Rich Tritschler ummm... protesters? Is the one I choose.

[@leoyori9829]

Rich Tritschler Protestors because they can help

[@elechronic]

I choose to activate the activists

[@kaceykociecki4519]

Um

[@PotatoSaladMonkey]

1:23 Yeah, that's pretty normal...

[@coincollectingtime821]

I would remove my worst enemy’s important things

[@Daymickey]

Watching her videos at night is a problem for me. I’m trying not to wake my husband yet it’s hard to stifle all the laughter 🤣. I just end up bouncing a lot

[@EclipselaLuna3657]

*we are proud to be united by a silver coin * sounds like a great line for the next lord of the rings

[@Nothing-1w3]

For me it's sounds like some dystopian Fascist state

[@EclipselaLuna3657]

@@Nothing-1w3 xddd

[@angeldenman5427]

Lord of the Coins.

[@EclipselaLuna3657]

@@angeldenman5427 XDDD

[@blurryhds]

Ikr

[@thomasturner6980]

How to stop built-in riots, make everyone wear their seatbelts

[@Mnnvint]

Head buckets work even better.

[@Max-cr6vx]

Thomas Turner Theoddoneout applouds you

[@Chilltoons-kl3jl]

Theodd1sout wants to know your location

[@joebeerwert4645]

Theodd1sout: And don't forget to wear your seatbelt. Google: Built in riots!!!

[@teaartist6455]

I do NOT want google to get involved with cars, with all their built in riots and how they steal everything from France. I mean, seriously, give France a break, what did it ever do to you? Then again...maybe there are build in riots BECAUSE it's stolen from France...it all makes sense now!

[@swarajayaprasad3812]

2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" That got me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@teddylupin9245]

“Remove all items remove all important things” - 😂 I just feel like that’s me when my brothers friends come around

[@lillyshazeleyes2212]

“Make sure you are in the right place” yes very good information. I really needed to check to be sure I was in the right place.

[@koolkitty108]

Could be like that time where they accidentally took her to Hawaii instead of Havana.

[@lillyshazeleyes2212]

Kitty Love true.😂

[@Wehiremonkeys]

Yup, I got onto the plane then just as it was about to take off sat down. Had I not checked I was in the right place I wouldn't have realised that I was on the wing of the plane and not in my designated seat.

[@thekeyofdawn778]

Google Translate: "Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place" Me: *starts dieing of laughter*

[@mariewagner5283]

Sounds like break-up advice 😬

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Google Translate was cultured and thoughtful enough to remind us about Kevin's mistake from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so history doesn't repeat itself.

[@nsa6103]

Oh God, am i in 3030?

[@bleepblock2177]

I don’t who I am... I don’t why I’m here... seriously I don’t why I’m here

[@thatmentallyunstablegorl]

Dieing should be a real word

[@SpillyWilly_]

2:49 nailed the stereotypical Queen voice

[@jenniferzackey1946]

Me looking on the internet for how to be safe on an airplane: Google Translate: Make sure you are in the right place. Me: got it.

[@SkiesOfMagic]

“Please wear your head bucket” Me: Oh! Don’t forget your head bucket! My mom: what?

[@izzyyMeechhhh]

Lol I was the same 😂

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

Stolen

[@coyraig8332]

It's called a helmet

[@molybdomancer195]

@@coyraig8332 Ned Kelly had a head bucket helmet

[@lowheadvarney158]

where can I obtain such a head bucket?

[@pan-opticon]

Ok, but really guys, jokes aside... DO NOT, UNDER _ANY_ CIRCUMSTANCES FORGET TO WEAR YOUR *HEAD BUCKET* ! It’s of *vital* importance!

[@lillian394]

K.A.P. ! My dad calls helmets brain buckets lol

[@pan-opticon]

lillian pop lol😅

[@bspeers76]

Sounds like a reference to Skyrim, lol

[@clairebenson8092]

It is just as important as Yenberinsky

[@janegrant5402]

*"We are united by a silver coin to bring you this great production."* People in/from cults: *Laughs in relatability and demonic screeching*

[@zeroserotonin1668]

Me explaining to my mom why I turned in my homework late: 3:11

[@alliestardust9643]

Thank you, for reminding me to wear my head bucket. I always forget that step while flying.

[@jamesdakis9691]

I always forget my head bucket at home!

[@lexichan6582]

I always forget! I always need to take the spare one

[@sherbet3310]

I always forget them and need to buy the ones on the flight.

[@nabielw]

And guys!!! Don't forget to remove the head from the nose and mouth and keep breathing often!! It's such an important step!!! 😂😂

[@woodencart3662]

I am trying to type NORMALLY but the Head bucket is the best. And I was laughing hard and took me 4 attempts to like ur comment

[@hannahlee5806]

America in a nutshell: “Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies and creating components.”

[@theramendutchman]

Sounds like the EU law, actually: Cookie. Walls. Everywhere! (as a privacy aware person I thank them but still)

[@LiamButler2006]

3:06 After pushing the space shuttle.

[@normalperson8723]

1:46 didnt age well

[@thealmightycastform9380]

“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people.” I mean, you’re not wrong.

[@FallenAngelNZ]

"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason" Mood.

[@mbtaguy6092]

Tindr summary 101

[@spacepuggames3516]

‘Please wear your head Bucket’ JORGEEEE

[@user-hs7jk3kl1w]

alright, alright. i'll wear my head bucket.

[@victreebeloverlord1185]

"Drag the mice and start oxygen explosion" Mice: wut

[@scratchpad7954]

Me: _BURSTS OUT LAUGHING_

[@Mr.Bob-Gray]

Scratch Pad that was me Everyone around me just looked at me like I’m crazy plz help

[@donitzagapito2827]

That's nice! I'm so blessed to make sure that you ate Mayo clinic

[@sarahdadoggo8005]

I guess imma drag the mice now This is gonna be a giant explosion

[@elechronic]

Its easy! Just drag the mice, then start the oxygen explosion!

[@cloudedfalcons1183]

"Please wear your head bucket" Me: Casually rolls off the bed laughing

[@explicaaivitor8361]

"please wear your Head buckets" Me: bReiNG ThE sLILvEr COin ToO

[@spidertiger585]

omg try not to laugh at this video O_o

[@lucasqin7120]

plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Buckethead_Zombie

[@starro7304]

Me: *laughs in YTTD*

[@mythical_microraptor]

google translate please wear your head bucket me: laughs my head off so i do need a bucket

[@josephchambers2000]

My brain at 3am when I’m trying to sleep: Your mistake can be used as punishment!

[@_SO0T]

4:14 “and thank u for the plane France” “I go to France w/ more funds and come back w/ more guns and ships annddddd planessss”

[@beckywhite110]

Starry Kitten 😂

[@jeaddhist]

And so the balance shifts

[@snailuka]

@@jeaddhist we rendezvous with rochambeau (or however it's spelled idk)

[@jeaddhist]

@@snailuka Consolidate their gifts

[@nerdswan5201]

@@jeaddhist We can end this war in Yorktown

[@inkat2679]

“Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies” mmmmmm sound like a good law

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY COOKIES

[@alrightanimations2207]

A very good law

[@Samantha-qe1cr]

Ikr

[@CocoMark]

And creating components.

[@J0RD4N971]

All cookies! ALL COOKIES!

[@sanjayshah6090]

“ THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE “ 2:50

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

well that's one way to say it lol XD

[@greenarchnemesis4038]

Google Translate: "Keep a guard against helping other people" Me: I'll surely remember that-

[@Ananya-lb8zw]

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of people" That actually makes sense ! Congratulations Google !

[@importantannouncementfromt8424]

“Remove the head from the nose and mouth-“ Me: WHEEEZZZEEE

[@whatsafterly]

*"AND KEEP BREATHING NORMALLY--"*

[@kinnunencorp2146]

Don’t forget to “avoid helping other people”

[@rathernotsay8157]

Lol just qs i reading this while watching i read this while the thing was happening

[@ev1390]

😂

[@fungleung0219]

Is this what would happen or laughter