GOONERS Trying to Date Old Woman

[@NaiveSteve]

Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on a gooner gameshow

[@chuckingreaper8654]

Imagine seeing your criminal defense attorney on Only Fans….

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 😭😭😭

[@ThePersia450]

Thatd be some shit 😂😂😂

[@Riksa89]

Still a better lawyer than Rekieta

[@Flesh_Wizard]

erm... what the sigma ⁉️⁉️

[@KenLinx]

I love your reactions to the cringe. It genuinely makes it less cringy. Like the cringe is distributed to another person so I don't have to bear the brunt of the full force of the cringe.

[@jacobbflexin]

Well said😂

[@KenLinx]

She actually saved the Chad by rejecting him. She definitely does have dark energy.

[@dubbledab69]

Tom acting like he doesn't know what a professional gooner is is crazy

[@TeamSprocket]

"is his arm longer than the other one" come on Tom, you know why that is

[@-redde-]

imagining that working out didn’t increase your muscle mass and instead just made your arms longer the more you do it is really fucking funny to me lmao

[@smiteadventuretime]

Her questions are why she's single while being attractive

[@shastamans]

True how do you not know you own profession

[@robertonome2448]

He really is the kind of guy to goon for 8h straight and pretend he doesnt know that

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

I hate these shows, just find the absolute worst women and give them a spotlight like theyre normal

[@oliviaa_clairee]

????? hello???

[@rotinthesun]

BASED

[@TimSlee1]

Yeah, makes you think they're all like that. But it's mostly just the ones who seek attention by any and all means.. right?

[@kyloshourya5023]

​@@TimSlee1 Yeah, that's it. There's a decently sized demographic of women like that these days, doesn't mean there aren't decent ones.

[@TimSlee1]

@@kyloshourya5023 Must be the sense of entitlement they get when they get so much attention from men.

[@animalhalo5984]

She isnt looking to date. She went on here to push her OF. Guaranteed

[@ihavepugs5826]

Thomas my little kitten can you meow for us like a good little gooner

[@pumpkinslice1811]

Out of all of them, she was the weirdest.

[@shaun5047]

lol Listening to her questions and replies made her more and more unattractive to me.

[@clarissa8477]

Yeah I thought she was kind of a bitch to them.

[@oskarandersson9856]

Based

[@reformedbroski8988]

She’s not weird, it’s just she’s very vanilla.

[@Cassius4]

The fact that she’s a lawyer is just baffling

[@yaxteo]

tom ur my diapermaxxing black lesbian icon

[@AsuixMusic]

real asf

[@wolfiebunnyshopofficial3923]

this

[@OutOfTouchThursday3516]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@SuhayI]

Tom’s haircut lowers his sigma level by 100 rip

[@rune7776]

look at my lawyer dawggg i'm goin' to jailllll

[@jslaughterofthesoul4939]

😂

[@Highest_Priestess]

Ryan, Mitch, and Austin should go have a beer and leave her there.

[@baddudecornpop7328]

Tom’s flaunting the gender neutral haircut

[@Greenyguy]

She looked like she was held there against her will.

[@Dazed_dot]

Tom saying 32 is an old woman is wild

[@vanillabatcave5677]

He's like 16 so it makes sense.

[@makefoxhoundgreatagain842]

32 is old. It's over.

[@Dazed_dot]

@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 real

[@makefoxhoundgreatagain842]

@@Dazed_dot I'm saying this as a 33 year old

[@Dazed_dot]

@@makefoxhoundgreatagain842 bro you’re cooked

[@ticekrispies]

love whatever Roman was trying to do

[@treyvonishere4375]

Tom the type of guy to punch his ass and say “sissssssss dayum I’m sexy”

[@JamesCourse66]

Reading that in his voice haha

[@DantinozMC]

PUNCH his ass? lmfao

[@Maury-Goldman]

Bro tweakin if he think I'm gonna put the words "Turkey Tom" on my torso

[@haydenrhead7692]

Real

[@carolean282]

Already did

[@viderevero1338]

Imagine being a lawyer, who went through the arduous journey of law school, only to still not resist the primal, feminine urge of believing in astrology. Its truly all women 😭😔

[@KGVB757]

She got that mom bod

[@mamodokod]

Dude i hate how it ended, it shouldve been Critical asking THE GUY if he would want to go on a second date or all the money in his wallet. Gave the goonette to much power.

[@WaltBrown363]

I feel like she just showed up with intentions on taking the money the guys didn’t ever really stand a chance

[@schizosamurai8840]

Hilarious how the woman, appart from being fairly good looking, was just horrid.

[@gavin3472]

>fairly good looking mate come on now

[@BattleBro77]

Bro what kind of horrifically ugly women lurk within your lands? You gotta be from the middle east

[@Juda69]

Roman feels like he could be scout from TF2

[@codm22712]

Hello questionable people

[@roehanostornsyn3367]

Hello, fellow questionable

[@TimSlee1]

He dodged a bullet.

[@motive-li1do]

The truth is all these men needed to go out with each other. The bromance is off the charts.

[@sammartin4639]

I can't believe we got Walter, Walt jr, Gus and Saul all in a room together!

[@ElmerPomelo]

Tom the type of guy to scratch his head when his shadow makes a movement he didnt make

[@biospark4758]

Tom the type of guy to confuse Kieran Culkin for Rory Culkin

[@riina___]

Can't believe I, a fellow old woman, is watching this channel

[@DeadOnInfil]

Same 😂

[@Cosmicninja747]

That woman is bad news, I can just feel it. She doesn't seem to deserve to settle down long term at the moment. Stay away from her

[@t3ch_n0]

He dodged a bullet

[@cebapplejak5997]

Different hand poses with push-ups work Different muscles. Mitches style is good for lower pec

[@lexbrown9272]

I'm so glad she didn't get to torture any of these men further

[@theoldfartnugget6251]

I’m sorry but taking a random unspecified amount of money over a second date with a really nice guy is such a woman moment

[@sionenjoyer9746]

Brain damage.

[@Soloritude]

skibidi skibidi skibidi

[@Sam-ey1fz]

Daily

[@saltieboi4687]

Gorilla mode maxxing

[@Flesh_Wizard]

drain bamage :DDD

[@TimSlee1]

Good movie

[@Ryo7_7]

That Dahmer guy looks and acts like my old guitarist. Definitely a gooner and probably a serial life ender.

[@sukonetei4789]

Life ender 😭😭😭

[@OfficialCreamCrewClips]

enderman

[@epiphany271]

I mean.. just take the money and go on another date, what are they going to do, stop you from going to get dinner?

[@joediditde]

They should have said go on Date 2 or promote your OF. We already know what she woulda done.

[@Vython_]

🅱️urkey 🅱️om Goonermaxxing

[@BobGeanis]

The black guy brings up anime. Lol

[@voidfire3582]

As someone who is literally just like Roman I'm afraid that guys like us are not even considered by girls of any age its sade but I am well aware I'm dieing alone

[@mondayman5827]

This woman actually made me more sexist

[@vincentadultman6226]

Tom the kind of guy to give relationship advice while being cripplingly single

[@wyvernsound]

I love gooning to Tom’s videos ❤ it’s all over my screen 🤪

[@aphexskin]

Tom I am fully convinced this video was made during a manic episode and I'd like to implore you to film during your manic episodes more often

[@josephbainton3198]

Sanjay and Craig thought they were slick

[@rachaelvaughan1017]

I think Tom should do a show like this

[@owlbme]

The crutches kid is clearly on pain killers 😂

[@elisesisler8697]

TomDark has been completely fucking unhinged lately and I am LIV👏🏻ING👏🏻FOR👏🏻IT👏🏻

[@TheAlburp]

"Old Woman" bro you didn't have to do her like that

[@domm5715]

yea, he did, she didnt hesitate for a mili bout that cheddar, she is old at heart, jaded, all bout the greenbacks

[@shaun5047]

The buff tattoo guy is the type that doesn’t need game. 😂 Those dudes use tinder and actually get to be selective like they’re a chick.

[@HankHillBentOver]

I love Tom's testosterone boosted personality! So entertaining and based

[@itzmiggy4949]

Real Goon Squad

[@55crusherman55]

Damn I was hoping the final guy would just walk off, or better when she said she might be on only fans

[@silverloveguns]

i love the exaggerated reaction you’re going up for sure wai senate

[@introvertidiot1502]

I gotta say, merch that is icy, and does not in any way let others know that it has anything to do with a youtuber is kinda based

[@Mister_Phafanapolis]

_University of South Florida?_ SHOUT OUTS!!!

[@PrimarchRegalious]

31:08 "How many do you do?" BRO WHERE?? SUCH BETA ENERGY 🦈

[@chavothemouse6687]

Dude during the OF convo it was so fucking clear that none of them wanted ti say what the really thought lol

[@schizosamurai8840]

Is it me or is Poultry Thomas becoming slowly more and more unhinged, DJ Peachcobbler style? Im all for it.

[@hatterfoil]

When dude asks if she likes anime, that "anime is gay" song just instantly started to play in my head. I'm and not even against anime :D

[@Swerv3D]

The design on the shirt looks like old tap out shirts

[@encryptlakegames5328]

Deal breaker shes the type with pronouns in her bio.

[@jslaughterofthesoul4939]

😂

[@PrimarchRegalious]

⚖️ GOOOOONERS ⚖️

[@MorrowArt]

6 damn cats buddy is a houseful... thats insane. ive 4 and i already know thats an ick lmao.

[@QuadPearl]

1:37 to be fair she’s a lawyer

[@ianmiller1000]

Tom the type of dude to say "Whoopdee-doo, here comes the goo!" when he goons

[@brucefuse]

IM GOONING 😩😩😩😩

[@psyighxd5777]

These guys aren't gooners, the reason that "gooner" was the last thing one of them searched was to find out what it means. These are just your average, respectable, run of the mill humans

[@bagingi7916]

I thought it would be a neckbeard dating show. Untapped potential

[@psyighxd5777]

@@bagingi7916 exactly what it should have been, but instead it's just normies taking appropriating the culture lol. It's vanilla af. Right on brand for Charlie tho.

[@JerrySirMerry]

Love how TOC is gaining subs quickly it's super entertaining!

[@Swamp_Walker]

As a fairly odd guy myself all of these dudes made me physically uncomfortable.

[@ScottieD813]

Tom's the type of guy to judge a man by his eyebrow game. "Can I take this guy? He's got a couple notches shaved into one of his eyebrows... .. I can definitely take this guy."

[@bumbaclot813]

Dude how much speed are you on? Lmao. Im here for it.

[@Dskinny23]

Mitch is the hero we needed.

[@Inkinmypipe]

TURKEY TOM MERCH OOHOHOHOHOHOH SHIT IM GOONING

[@droolmctool7942]

tHIS Has been your best show evah. Love it

[@ScottieD813]

I've been to a trampoline park one time. I was there, watching my gf's child while he was having a bangin' time. But, he was having a hard time getting other people to play with him, I get it. Things can get dangerous quickly. So, I did what any real man would do in that situation. I stopped talking to the moms who were there, took my shoes off, and had the time of my life just to make sure he did too. I regret one thing: not getting the cute mom's number. I could've been her 3rd husband under 30 since my relationship at the time didn't work out.... would've been inappropriate at the time, though. Come to think of it, no regrets

[@47fortyseven47]

Goodness gracious me Thomas oh good grief I have arrived!! Clean up aisle my Willy!!!

[@drewmyers3916]

chronically online tom giving dating advice is hilarious.

[@bencannon1383]

Imagine having to explain to someone that your death metal shirt is actually youtube merch.

[@lordquickofedinburgh6063]

Yell omg in my ear keep it up tom 😊

[@coolcharles45]

Tom acting like raising the price of the shirt is "covering shipping"

[@sdfabctr]

girls will never admit it but brodieTV is the dictionary definition of "spontaneous"

[@npcpitbull]

i need brodieTV

[@ButteredBreadSlice]

tom the type of guy to put on Passionfruit by Drake when he’s about to get it on with a girl

[@thebruh9547]

Bro heard "18 years old" and was instantly interested

[@PrimarchRegalious]

"Riff Gooner"

[@ajrhodes3262]

The guy with the snake is a Chad

[@Matt6669]

She picked the Chad dude to help her only fans.

[@wendysofficial]

Mitch is the best of all. Cat lover automatically beats everyone else out. 6 cats is cool as fuck.

[@ScottieD813]

More proof that when you stick to the formula, things get predictable. Stacy chose Chad! No way! Haha

[@shadowprince101]

15:05 is killing me right now 😂😂

[@drunkencowboyagni]

Jorden is a chad. Bro deserves only the best.

[@nickelmypickle]

50 minutes now this is what I’m talking about

[@JamesCourse66]

Tom the type of guy to be excited to see when other guys have better game than him.

[@DoorsToHideBehind156]

I'm trying really hard to read turkey Tom on the merch shirt. I think the bigger white font I can make out that it indeed says turkey but I can't see where they fit Tom into it. I think Tom is the smaller font underneath. Tom definitely ripped off the tapout logo with death metal font and it's very him. I like it.

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

Tommy has peak pokie haircut.

[@Tomatokillz]

Fuck this outro music, it gets worse everytime you change it. My ears exploded