Would you get pegged by the ZUCK? - GOONS #33

[@wills2254]

Holy shit they had an adult conversation about a real topic. The world is ending

[@maha.1655]

I know right !! 😳

[@Saralduin]

And they uploaded it on time!!

[@flamemincraftwolf6006]

This is world ending

[@ClayVengeance]

Apocalypse now

[@remi5429]

were all gonna die

[@exiledospr8776]

This podcast has been one of yalls best for sure, you guys have been actually answering questions with full effort, sweeeeet

[@AGoodTemp]

Idk if I like it more serious and answering questions like normal people, I might just enjoy the way soup and mcnasty meme and get blarg and doo to join better lol

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

Last time they did too

[@drakec5625]

You. Trigger. Me. But yes, you're right

[@ethanlll2876]

Yes potassium

[@Gamerfanize]

I can hear cartman saying sweeet

[@_raeyon_]

"I just like people but I just want people to be treated as they should be" - Blarg is a big mood lmao

[@cameronpearson2160]

Im pretty sure he said I just like people and want them to be treated as they should be

[@elamain4719]

The best mood :)

[@_raeyon_]

@@cameronpearson2160 oh I misheard that then, I was trying to quickly write it down so I probably made a mistake. Thanks for correcting me lmao.

[@_raeyon_]

@@cameronpearson2160 yeah you were right I totally misheard that my bad. Either way, big mood 😂

[@joeycampbell940]

Meanwhile he's the most vocal hating on groups.

[@elijahbarney7156]

I love how good Soup is at completely hiding his opinions on everything. It’s honestly why he’s probably my favorite of the goons. He doesn’t have to give his opinion on things nobody really wants to hear about. Respect for that👌

[@mcuser1019]

McNasty talking about heartburn within the first 30 seconds of this video... it’s gonna be a good one 😂

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@mcuser1019]

@@xeno-xk4bd doodoo stank

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@mcuser1019 egg

[@ineffable691]

@@xeno-xk4bd egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@ineffable691 egg

[@alatreon7451]

You guys’s politics, or at least your views regarding politics, are resonating *HEAVILY* with me. I hate when politics are injecting into the things I love, like video games or sports. I also don’t care about a grocery store cashier’s political opinions or a professional athlete’s or an entertainer’s. If I want politics, I’ll go watch the news or an independent news source here on KZbin.

[@alatreon7451]

@Julie Miller politics universally suck the fun out of everything.

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

Ok but that little “thanks Matthew!” At 23:00 was too wholesome for a channel like this XD

[@wearelegion8468]

Not gonna lie I'm really loving the change to Monday uploads. Makes Monday much more enjoyable.

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@theirongamer7791]

@@xeno-xk4bd agg

[@Thegrbeast]

Your pfp makes my stomach feel weird

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@theirongamer7791 egg

[@pigeon4420]

The egg is a lie

[@thebeingwithnoicon7561]

Next podcast, can McNasty just scream at the top of his lungs for the intro

[@noahschmidtberger2692]

I second that

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Or yell a slur

[@oo-uu9ez]

agreed, also afterwards for a good quarter of a minute soup should do the amplifier-ear rape thing

[@killlakillenthusiasts7159]

Yes

[@eternityvisuals2758]

He kinda did lmao

[@focusplz6880]

the middle of this podcast actually had to be said!!! i really haven’t seen many people bring that up but it really does need to be said, people can’t just use a religion or political stance to use it against others

[@calebdrummond8779]

But Spaghetti or meat?

[@focusplz6880]

@@calebdrummond8779 spaget

[@dorianmearns7407]

@FayalZarov Meat is a liberal hoax

[@hallsrelief2791]

@@calebdrummond8779 meat

[@Nick.11]

59:44 the way blarg said "sorry" represented Canada really well haha

[@brotherjay4614]

Their religious conversation was pretty good because it wasn’t a “religion is bad” just hey it’s there and it’s ok but not for me

[@bigrich6075]

Yeah Cuz I seen people hate religious people just because they are religious and it's just straight up stupid to think like that.

[@_raeyon_]

Agreed :) it's refreshing to see that.

[@thebeingwithnoicon7561]

Spaghetti or meat?

[@BillSullivanReal]

@@acreativeeccentric.9312 Anyone who hates someone just for their religion or lack of religion is kinda stupid

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@BillSullivanReal I don’t think you understood what I meant but mkay.

[@yaboi2785]

Hearing Soup being happy with KZbin makes watching his content that much better

[@nolananderson4197]

There should be a jar where Blarg puts a dolla- excuse me, Loonie... everytime he says 'that's fair'. He says it at least 5 times a podcast...

[@kidharambe1012]

Topic: being in a group of content creators how do you guys divvy up what jokes get put into your individual channels?

[@MyDude1895]

I've thought about that before. And honestly, I'm going to guess that they don't. I watch all 4 regularly, along with some of the others like Tuxy and Grizzy, and alot of the content is reused. I'm betting they just pick what they or their editors think is funny or good content.

[@kidharambe1012]

@@MyDude1895 yeah I pretty much guessed they do that too but would be nice just to hear if they have a process or not ya know

[@ryanstearns9724]

Godzilla vs Kong would’ve been 100000000000000000 times better if monkey man was the guy they fought instead of the random lure and mecha Godzilla

[@jasonruesch4141]

I think it would be hilarious if Soup did a video of either Monkey Man doing a review of the movie or MM doing a DVD commentary as if he was Kong’s inner dialogue.

[@ryanstearns9724]

@@jasonruesch4141 faxxxx

[@AMoistEggroll]

Or if King Kong threw his shit at him or covered his fist in shit and whopped him

[@Twwinzer]

100 quadrillion

[@kirkrenshaw7713]

Should have been 2 monkes

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

All this talk of Dooo being used as a flesh light and you’re not gunna tell us when we can pre order a Dooo flesh light off the Goons merch page smh I thought you guys knew your audience

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

I want a dooo flesh light.

[@softtacoshell2037]

I was just doing school on my phone and I saw the title and now the people in my zoom are confused

[@pigeon4420]

Thats cool

[@wilsonhenderson8441]

Did you tell them the title how did they become confused?

[@softtacoshell2037]

@@wilsonhenderson8441 I started cracking up

[@chargus]

@@softtacoshell2037 i was hoping you started getting pegged by zuck, kinda disappointed

[@wilsonhenderson8441]

@@softtacoshell2037 oh roflcopter

[@UrAverageGamer9000]

I'm really enjoying hearing you guys having serious talks sometimes. It's a good change of pace from the usual screaming lol.

[@jaxsonfrey1420]

I definitely agree because it’s nice to see a more serious tone with them

[@dantee1138]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@wavierdig]

Same i love hearing them talk about sweet baby rays

[@jared305]

Not even half way in and the transitions went to a pegging scenario to Shaq to becoming Elon Musk to becoming the Zuckerborg to barbeque sauce.

[@Bendrums]

Soup has the best old person voice

[@Queenie_Plays_]

Yes he does!

[@jared305]

Yes he does!

[@ovulatinfish]

Yes he does!

[@Bendrums]

He really does dosent he!

[@JCanell]

It's the perfect mcgoo

[@braydenwishard440]

Now I imagine a gorilla sitting in a lake or sum and just constant bubbles from behind

[@A.Huddy.2273]

I’m cry-laughing imagining this, thank you😂

[@WilliamPertzer]

"This comment section is gonna be hell" It's actually very wholesome and going well mr. Blarg. Idk about the flagged comments but I hope that aren't bad.

[@hallsrelief2791]

But spaghetti or meat? You liberal

[@paulmcginnis3631]

46:28 soup really just nuked the podcast with that💀💀💀

[@Babodor123]

Bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanbarnes1084]

I like how the wildcats podcast only has like 13 episodes and almost all of them are sponsored yet the goons are in the 30’s and not a single one is sponsored

[@Miata_Media]

I wonder why they are not sponsored?

[@tylers9639]

@@Miata_Media you think someone wants to sponsor a podcast about gorilla shit and bananas giving you radiation poisoning? 😂😂

[@toryprovenzano6787]

The lack of sponsorship kinda makes sense honestly

[@wakin7907]

dollar shave club sponsors advertise buttwipes, so if theyre ever gonna get a sponsor, it would be that

[@shaynewestmoreland8657]

For the bros

[@purposefilms9900]

I am a Christian and I agree with a lot of what you guys said, actually a very good podcast and enjoyed the conversation y’all had about religion.

[@mykanycemusic7542]

I'm christian to

[@kingcantudo4039]

See I’m not Christian and I’ma pretty big atheist and I enjoyed it too, not just as a “ya they agree with me” kinda thing but because they share what I think is the best way about it, being as long as it’s not genuinely hurting people go for it, doesn’t bother me.

[@mykanycemusic7542]

@@kingcantudo4039 I totally respect that man

[@thesandmanks]

I came here just to say the same thing. I am a Christian, republican, etc, and I came to say that I appreciated the conversation they had during this podcast. I appreciate their views and appreciate they respect others views as well. I agree with Dooo though, I don’t want to go to a concert and have it used as a political stage, I want to have a good time and sing some songs. That’s one thing I disagree with Blarg about, but I respect his opinion on it because he does seem passionate and educated about a lot of things. Just love people and respect them, that’s all!!

[@hallsrelief2791]

Same I'm a Christian

[@austindeisch9662]

Please don't stop making content guys. You guys always get a crackle out of me.

[@quill_bee]

I really appreciate Matt saying that "religious" people who cherry-pick their beliefs are just using it as a crutch for their hate

[@scheezy]

Struck a nerve huh?

[@quill_bee]

@@scheezy Yeah, just nice to hear and affirms to me that they don't mean any of the jokes they tell, I know they're joking, but there's always a fear in me that they really have those beliefs, haha

[@scheezy]

@@quill_bee Hmm

[@pxncil4430]

@@quill_bee Hmm

[@lordofnut3272]

@@quill_bee Hmm

[@mr.magegaming4260]

The only thing I look forward too

[@Corinneeee]

Same

[@phoenixtrimpe961]

Same

[@Cello471]

Same

[@Malphas38th]

Other than death, same.

[@biggiecheese5953]

Blarg “That’s Fair” MyShnoople

[@goliaththedoge5129]

saw the title and i think i speak for everyone when i say the answer is YES

[@pigeon4420]

Your mom

[@danno3748]

Yuur

[@Unimpressed_Link]

How about I peg Zuck instead

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Unimpressed_Link egg

[@MrBolo808]

Each podcast show's how mature y'all are getting. Growing and improving as a person. Feels good to grow with yall

[@sortahungry8217]

This was by far my favorite podcast. It was genuine and you could actually tell the gang has a few brain cells floating around. I love that it showed a more human side of everyone. Keeping it light is definitely the reason I tune in but I really enjoy the personality.

[@1_evi]

I’m really happy to hear the Goons seem to have morals lmao

[@salt6248]

this is probably my favorite podcast. i love the random dumbass humor, but it is refreshing to hear this kind of stuff talked about, especially by gaming youtubers, probably the least qualified people to talk about it. i have even more respect for you guys now

[@axelbruhxel]

i love how every podcast keeps devolving into just madness

[@bruh5912]

I see podcast. I click and I smile

[@josephcrouse7580]

Not Regret

[@Mil7ks]

i see podcast. I click and I smile. I close podcast. I shid pants. not regret

[@nickw8424]

Same my friending

[@justadumbstonedstoner6931]

I need this podcast in my life , thank you guys for the amazing individual and collective content you created and continue to create

[@taddymason2910]

Amazing profile pic

[@zdmusic_official]

To the point of Dooo being the oldest on Omegle, I went on there to try and find him and I found some old ass grandpa sitting in his recliner, so he definitely isn't the oldest on there

[@leebrooks7467]

I literally watch/listen to this group to enjoy forgetting how on the edge our society is from canceling itself . If I want to lose brain cells I watch politics

[@annthony6668]

The goons still should get senpapi Rick on the podcast

[@WilliamPertzer]

You forgot a p between the a and i

[@annthony6668]

@@WilliamPertzer lol shit your right

[@calvinpitts6243]

I would absolutely love to hear the goons talk about religion more. Fun to listen to them have serious conversations after monke

[@duckmeat4674]

Please no

[@brickhead1128]

we need goons podcast merch, that way us degenerates can label each other easier

[@nickdavis7372]

I swear this is like the 5th video today I've seen where they sooner or later talk about radioactive banana consumption. 🤣🤣

[@MRBigWhite57]

Not even 5 minutes in and we already talking about poop. Gotta love the Goons

[@dantee1138]

This was a great episode, and it's true I watch your content to shut my brain off and this episode was like reading a book after years LOL

[@Anisa03530]

Curious George vs Gieco Gecko (directed by Soup)

[@pigeon4420]

I would watch that

[@Cello471]

@@pigeon4420 your mom curious george and the gieco gecko the muchbang (directed by soup)

[@xavierpanohaya2647]

Soup´s Cut.

[@rabbitwings3589]

In McNasty's defense heartburn does happen at any age, my friend who's 15 gets heartburn everytime he eats chicken and dumplings

[@pigeon4420]

America ?

[@rabbitwings3589]

@@pigeon4420 what?

[@Cello471]

@@rabbitwings3589 don’t worry man that guys a degenerate

[@throughroseyes]

I have heartburn every day due to my medication and I’m 17

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Im 17 and get heartburn all the time

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Yay! Just listened to this on Spotify. Y'all make my days better. :)

[@clockworks360]

Soup's opinion about Kong v Godzilla makes me want to steal every single dip can in the South so he can't get it

[@theengineermain4757]

Sodium is used as a signal for muscle to contract. Potassium is used as a signal for muscles to relax. To much of one and not enough of another can cause cardiac arrest

[@imwargiant3787]

Thank you Joseph Stalin

[@toxicninja4355]

I like this podcast whether they fuck around or actually get serious about whatever. Makes my day more enjoyable.

[@pathfinder3888]

This is what I’ve been waiting for this is exactly what I’ve been waiting for

[@applesnider6856]

42:59 that is 100% correct, well said Soup.

[@tuk_bigmac9244]

16:39 I COULD NOT STOP DYING😭😭

[@blubirbeed4172]

I really enjoyed this ep!!! It was nice to hear you guys talk about something other than strictly piss and shit. No but fr, it was neat hearing your more personal opinions. Going through a shitty time rn, so thanks for making me smile :)

[@thedoge5131]

Topic: what would you choose, living in a fantasy world where anything you can think of happens and is possible but you can’t taste anything or bring anything living from your original world. Example if you remembered a best friend and wanted them to be there with you, that would not be possible. Basically you would have to start fresh with friendships in that world. Or would you live on a fully livable Mars but you would always have to be in a spacesuit. Sincerely, Doge

[@kelpvalue9420]

Topic idea: whats the best/worst thing you have said in a bad situation, like in a hospital or a funeral etc.

[@bigrich6075]

Topic for next Episode: who was the worst teacher you ever had in school

[@clockworks360]

Oh, that's a good one.

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@Burnttoast229]

Kek

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Burnttoast229 egg

[@pigeon4420]

Why is there a egg in my ass

[@teaolmsted3095]

I really enjoyed y’all’s adult conversation without deep frying it completely. I’m so glad that there are at least a few people who can speak about topics like that without imposing their personal opinions and being totally respectful. And y’all’s common sense in some of the issues is so appreciated, at least for me, gives me hope for the people in the world

[@TcGamerP116]

I genuinely enjoyed this episode.

[@JrmE94]

Can we hear Blarg, Soup, and Spewnerism do some metal screams

[@sirjackiedaytona5305]

The nail clipper to the tooth comment made me gag. That is the thing I’ve thought of before and made my skin crawl and want to vomit. Damnit Blarg...

[@literallymatty4083]

Being a Christian myself, I honestly love hearing about what other people believe in, whether it be atheism, Islam, Buddhism, etc. I think that the only real way for someone to be confident in their beliefs, or, more importantly, to understand the fellow person is to listen to others. There are too many people that believe too many things for a person to not at least hear someone else and try to understand them. There are so many interesting points of view out there to hear

[@brotherjay4614]

Topic: like a telltale situation, which one would you let live, get turn into a vegetable, and which GØØN would let die

[@elijahrinehart6199]

i would let dooo live I would let soup turn into vegetable and I would let mcnasty die

[@killersquad3177]

@@elijahrinehart6199 defo gonna let soup live, have grizzy be the veggie and have doo die

[@brotherjay4614]

@@killersquad3177 damn interesting and contradictory For me I would let Soup live, Doo a vegetable, and McNasty die Blarg I don’t have to worry about because he’ll blow up eventually

[@killersquad3177]

@@brotherjay4614 ahh I see you to are a disciple of the mighty soup

[@WilliamPertzer]

It's sad how everyone either killed mcnasty or left him out. Let him be the vegetable!

[@quantumblade4723]

First of all McNasty I get heartburn too and I’m 16 don’t worry buddy lol. Secondly I’m so glad you guys had the religion/politics conversation and could show everyone can agree on almost everything regardless of their political view the fact you guys keep it out of your friendship makes me happy

[@tuckerf.8952]

I don’t think I’ve seen a podcast that has yet gone without them talking about poo and caca

[@dantee1138]

Congrats!!! After 33 episodes you managed to have make a podcast!! (with the exception of the Tim Henson episode)

[@modernface177]

Fun fact in order to get 38,000 metric tons worth of bananas you’d need around 45 million dollars

[@lizzylizzy1676]

You guys keep getting better and better you really do help alot of people find joy. I know since starting to watch you guys ive become more confident in my humor and myself. You guys just seem cool as hell. The friend group I would join.

[@rolx1842]

This was a sick episode cuz u guys talked about different interesting stuff

[@Queenie_Plays_]

This is one of the best podcast i have heard. Good job!!

[@torontomercenary]

Pegged by The Dooo to become The Dooo Edit: Best... Podcast... Ever... By far, good job guys

[@DylanUnderwood-ox9tt]

When you guys mention, someone listening in their car," that's me. On my way to work at 3am and when I get off at 1pm. Literally everyday.

[@Jack-vl7tn]

Question for you guys, if soupcnasty and blarg woke up as a woman for a day what would they do, and if doo was a man for a day what would he do?

[@NandL4life]

Goons podcast making my start of the work week bearable.

[@kiwii7798]

Love listening after school

[@pigeon4420]

Play this podcast during school and unmute your mic

[@Raiden_4711]

Soup didn't like Godzilla vs Kong was because Kong lost

[@zingyt22]

I got into a car wreck listening to your podcast. Thanks 👍

[@poucas9365]

When i'm listening to the podcast, i just start doing my normal routine, but the only thing that it's weird is that i'm always smiling or laughing

[@Jime25OPG]

I can just imagine mcnastys box head full if tomatoes and amazon beef sticks screaming "HEART BURN"

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@Jime25OPG]

@@xeno-xk4bd Cheese

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Jime25OPG egg

[@Jime25OPG]

C h e e s e

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Jime25OPG egg 😩

[@damonseats]

Listening to them talk about some serious stuff is nice

[@N0Faltz]

Going off of the Chainsmokers' thing dooo was talking about. There was a RatM concert where instead of performing they walked out on stage completely naked with their mouths taped shut and static playing as white noise. People rioted because of it.

[@Dj_-zn5zl]

Understandable I’d want a refund too

[@wswsparks4542]

A quick google discovered that it was in 1993 so I don’t think it was that

[@fallvos]

Yeah I know what you mean but the difference between like the chain smokers or something and rage against the machine is that the chain smokers are a pop band and rage is a literal politically BASED metal band. Like every song is about politics and shit. So going to a rage concert I would expect something political. (Big rage fan btw)

[@N0Faltz]

@@fallvos Oh, 100%. But imagine being hyped to see them live and they come out like that, their music not even playing in the background. I would be pissed.

[@fallvos]

@@N0Faltz yeah me too. I agree that is pretty whack

[@rewyrd6441]

I don't know if y'all read comments on old videos, but you guys are literally the only thing that can really cheer me up sometimes. I could get in a weird distant mood and you guys help out greatly. Thank you for what you do

[@Lemon-zu4xl]

What would you each do or would you team up in a zombie apocalypse, what would be your plan of survival?

[@rubenbakkes8947]

TOPIC: what would you do first in a zombie apocalypse? Dude I can't explain how much I love this podcast!!

[@Guitard_1]

as a christian, i love blarg’s take on it

[@kk_fr0gger]

one of the funniest things soup has ever said was "gorillas are always at nuclear war" so the mental image of a fucking gorilla throwing a nuke at another gorilla is so fucking funny

[@hmmmcentral8188]

Topic: what are some items or anything of the sort that makes you nostalgic

[@corrinw241]

I've never really heard you guys have a serious conversation about your stances and beliefs, and I genuinely enjoyed listening. I wouldn't mind serious segments like this every now and then. I think anyone who is trying to start a fight over a difference in opinion is just acting like a child. Anyways, I enjoy all the content you guys make! Keep it up!

[@gabehern.219]

Wake up babe, new goons podcast

[@pigeon4420]

Thanks babe

[@Spank_Blanket]

43:17 it's like being the silent one in the friend group...

[@guts60]

I do have to tell you one thing... The whole point of religion is that there is not proof, it is mostly faith

[@schizo9737]

The whole point of religion is to believe in something that has the same ideals as you.

[@Malphas38th]

Fax

[@Speedy_ST]

I'll be honest I didn't know that you guys stood up for abuse victims I'm not the type of person that comments on videos but I thank you so much for standing up for people that have been through abuse it's honestly been hell since 2010 trying to get my mom to stay away from me even though that she went to prison for child abuse and other things and as soon as she got out she started like posting stuff and stocking us on the internet and stuff like that and it's still technically abuse because we're a victim of what she's done but it's 2021 and I'm still dealing with it but I just wanted to say thank you so much for supporting people that are abuse survivors

[@olidot7237]

I opened KZbin to see this was posted 5 seconds ago

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@theirongamer7791]

@@xeno-xk4bd eeugg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@theirongamer7791 eggggg

[@biggiecheese5953]

Scrambled hueuggs

[@elijahrinehart6199]

you were the second comment

[@wazopaio]

42:58 Soup nails it on the fucking head. Dead. On. I have grown so fucking tired of every corner of the internet making EVERYTHING into a political issue. Cancel culture, religion, politics, all of that shit. I hate it. You all keep that stuff (mostly) private and it's a breath of fresh air. On top of it all, all 4 of you are genuinely hilarious and entertaining as fuck. Thank you guys for doing what you do the way you do. I don't care what y'all do or play, just keep being you.

[@caseygrothe3791]

I'm finna write a check for 100k because I really wanna see a movie directed by Soup. I figure I'd pass away from laughter.

[@Gamerfanize]

Not tryna hate bud, but a 100k for a movie wouldn’t even pay the actors or camera men. Let alone directing and producing. Paying for the environments to film. Tons of nuances that add to the total expense. But I would love to see it too lol.

[@caseygrothe3791]

@@Gamerfanize Soup will make it work with what he has

[@slashsasser8869]

I fall asleep to these... I dont really know how but I do

[@lordofnut3272]

You poor soul.

[@ethancampbell5916]

I agree with Soup and Mcnasty. I really doing care and it’s aggravating going on Facebook or Twitter and all I see is political memes and news stories. Like I’ve trapped myself about to go to bed and I’m like “Ah I’ll just check Facebook real quick.” 30 seconds later I’m mad and can’t fall asleep.

[@torontomercenary]

100%

[@moankeyman7832]

I was waiting for soup to yell “LIBERAL” when mcnasty was talking about politics 😂