THE GOONS ARE BACK, BABY! - GOONS

[@Marchpisces2004]

For the audio listeners, Blarg, McNasty, and Soup all died during a New Years firework explosion, and TheDooo is cosplaying all of them for this podcast.

[@marcusrichards5527]

I listened on KZbin but I'm blind so thank you, the braille felt feminine and I couldn't figure out why

[@benjirivoh]

@@marcusrichards5527 was the braille curvy or wearing feminine clothes?

[@marcusrichards5527]

@@benjirivoh it was wearing a skirt and just kept telling me this is it's first time

[@l.terrell1105]

I think the Goons' new year resolution should be to have at least one podcast with all four members.

[@kylesinclair6324]

Agreed. Been over a month now

[@thecour8379]

Give them time guys. I sure the Eric will be back shortly.

[@horndogfred5246]

My new year's resolution is to finally work up the courage to climb through Dooo's window instead of just sitting here watching like I have for the past year.

[@americanhat3766]

Holy fuck they're actually alive, I thought all the Elk blood I used went to waste, too bad our favorite femboy wasnt revived as well, I'll try to get him back as well.

[@M0T03_]

i love going out for my nightly moon gooning before heading to bed with a goons video playing

[@frogelick]

Yumi making a surprise appearance: 9:18

[@brawn7828]

Wow I missed that one, thanks 👍😉

[@MjukCheese]

you a funny guy pal

[@hellothere813]

chuckled, nice

[@LBFescape]

That was pretty good, actually lol'd

[@Sv443_]

56:19 yumi surprise reappearance

[@clayton29]

Since when does Mcnasty not have a license? He literally owned a TRX

[@LuisMartinez-os7fv]

Prob expired bros so old he mabe just didn't renew it after getting in that accident

[@clayton29]

@@LuisMartinez-os7fv that would make sense ig but that’s so weird too me idk 😂

[@josevalverde1588]

I remember him saying that he dont drive his cousin does

[@clayton29]

@@josevalverde1588 maybe I’m weird for this but the idea of buying a nice truck like that for yourself but you don’t even drive it is so strange to me. Like I’m not judging broski he can do what he wants but damn

[@702living-dok]

@@clayton29pretty sure Mcnasty was driving when his truck was wrecked, he’s just said recently that his cousin drives mainly now so guessing his license just expired and hasn’t been renewed yet

[@Existence0_0]

I Asked AI Soup to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast "Okay, lets do, uh... is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" "Does God love me?" "Is it wrong to poop?" "What did he know before he knew what he knew"

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

The Goons coming back with some straight up fire

[@fish_main]

Never in my life did I think I would be doing math with 3/4 of the goons

[@g_l_0_0_m55]

When blargh reminds us he's smart af by managing the math on a complete hypothetical 😂

[@Fwtimo]

FINALLY IVE BEEN FIENDING FOR MORE GOONS I have a violent addiction to this

[@GoatdGamer]

Right there with you McNasty. Until I went to therapy and got help I was TERRIFIED of driving. Now I do it for fun and have gone on road trips!

[@dommert5907]

i heard drinking helps with getting over the fear of driving. You should do it.

[@wyvern_warrior]

I can relate to McNasty's thing of the thought of driving triggering anxiety, but when I actually drove I was fine, it was the thought. Until I got a job and started driving regularly, I lived too sheltered of a life. I still have the habit of avoiding it but I can do what I gotta do.

[@SenpapiRick]

It saddens me that my state is only know for Pauly D or Jersey Shore 49:30

[@cmac8O8]

Now I get visual context after listening to out of context analogies a day earlier on Spotify!

[@vamp1652]

Literally was me while I was at work today

[@AMoistEggroll]

Same

[@CHG313]

Mcnasty gonna get a whole goon cake calling it

[@Yurp_]

Watching this episode off 2 hours of sleep and at work has probably made this the funniest episode to me. (I'm late because I save the goons podcast episode specifically for work most of the time)

[@colincanzone8462]

I wish I were joking but I think the goons podcast is my muse for writing essays for school. Every essay I’ve written this year I’ve listened to the podcast and done well on the essay

[@kennedykilla9344]

Let’s GOOOOOO!!! The daily moon gooning is back baby 😎

[@kameronkoskimaki6325]

I lose Brian cells every time but I’m addicted

[@Mark36912]

Brian cells

[@moankeyman7832]

What does Brian sell?

[@B.R.I.C.K.1]

@@moankeyman7832moon gooning licenses

[@LouisLondo]

I’m very depressed this podcast helps me cheer up all the time I love your voices you friendship dynamic I wish I had what you guys have as in friends

[@lucidsaddness6610]

Keep your head up, it'll get better

[@sorvetedefeijoada158]

12:25 200 kelvin is lower than 0 degrees celsius, 273 kelvin is 0 celsius

[@GreyTrafficCone]

His ass is a refrigerator

[@matthewbain3983]

200 Kelvin is -99 F….i never looked this fact up until now

[@tracenewbolds2573]

I feel Mcnasty on the driving thing and I got epilepsy turns out so I am now turning my life around and live life man fuck it this year we all need clarity. ❤

[@samiham]

This was a very funny episode to listen while I was shoveling snow stoned 😂 the best bit was the analogies

[@deznutes6689]

Get off the couch I lost my vape bro

[@NFROZTYY]

Most sane nicotine user

[@Blackfoot27]

Now we taking thc cartridges

[@theunderside8968]

@@NFROZTYYleast lazy goons viewer

[@James_Randal]

I have many unnamed drug dependencies.

[@That04goldenaccord]

Get off my vape I lost the couch 😢

[@Unknown_g35]

My resolution is to finish building my brother’s (who passed away last August) Mustang cobra. I crowd funded $7000 and bought a supercharger kit for it.

[@breezyjean5325]

As a psychology major and a goons enjoyer I love the mental health discussion :)

[@Filthycasual123]

i love falling asleep to these guys for some reason

[@yaboi4530]

Soup has found a cold beef situation with his steak sandwich

[@loganmoo6605]

1:50 me when I’m done docking with the homies

[@Existence0_0]

I Asked AI Mcnasty to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? Is a hot dog a sandwich? If you drop soap on the floor, does the floor get cleaner or the soap get dirtier? If money doesn't make you happy, why is it so funny?

[@DareXZX]

In 2024, I want to break my highscore in the amount of DUI's I can get in a year. (Already got a good start me boy)

[@sparki420]

The cookie bit is a perfect example of the goons figuring out the answers to questions everyone has had at one point.

[@SpawnIsSleepy]

My New Year’s resolution is to make a band this year, I play guitar but there’s like absolutely no one in my town who likes metal at all lmao

[@DoctorBubba55]

11:13 Mcnasty said canadia like I joke with my Canadian friends lol

[@Mr.L7602]

Shout To The Goons

[@jmeii9934]

moon goon wit the buffaloes

[@chrisrogers5890]

Haven't actually had all four of them in a fuckin while😂 guess we still gotta wait. Love you guys!!

[@TankandDimples]

Now we need whole cake eater vs whole cookie eater.

[@stephendalton6681]

Bwaha y'all just never cease to amaze me.. lmao

[@AjPappalardo]

Born and raised in Philly. Soup you probably went to the Reading Terminal Market and they do got great cheesesteaks there.

[@izzysmallz7065]

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO RAISE HELL AND PRAISE DALE BABY WOOOOO

[@purpleabyss2587]

rip the Great Doodoo Balls last emperor of the Zhou dynasty

[@lydiabenjamin-zs6dj]

currently moon gooning to this

[@gabrielcounsellor6821]

My New Year's resolution is to book a flight through American Airlines that's absolutely PACKED with people and while in the air politely ask the pilot if I can control the Boeing 737 commercial jet airplane for no particular reason, then land it safely at its destination

[@squibblez2517]

kinda cool to hear mcnasty open up a bit. i love the dude, and im glad hes seeking improvement.

[@Popslushy]

i wish doooo was alive to see how far goons have fallen

[@xmaniaclopez8112]

Neon tide and plan z go crazy hard

[@BigZorich]

AYYYYY, just got done listening to 5 goons podcasts in a row cuz i was missing y'all, and then BOOM!!! 😎

[@keda1248]

I fall asleep to this podcast and I can’t sleep without it

[@kitty_g]

"Fuck the Garden City" meanwhile me being from a town named Garden City 😂

[@Rizzolf_Adler]

Doo got lost in the New Year’s moon goons sesh

[@TheLobsterSage]

3/4 Goons are back!! (Rip the dooo)

[@CreatureFromBlack]

bring back 1:30 + hr long podcasts

[@Bubba1025]

I love listening to you guys while I try to find the guy that lives under my toe

[@mlew365]

9:43 I looked it up to see what other people said about the amount of calories Santa consumes, and I saw 71+billion or 120+billion (depending on how much of the cookie and milk he is consuming)

[@SKORPION0]

12:00 Yea 200 Kelvin is indeed very hot 💀💀

[@KillerQueenXIX]

Blarg shiny hunting during the entire podcast.

[@grimm_8819]

This episode activated my 11 billion crabs fight or flight.

[@gunghoe3230]

You either die a goon or live long enough to become a gooner

[@ib.mimicking9171]

Goons are the only ones that will roast a homie for giving a compliment 🤣

[@Theydonknoezra]

Bout gah damn time boys

[@CaptainAtlasSlayer]

As a biochemist, if your body is 200 Kelvin....you would definitely be dead but not on fire. You would be frozen solid. 200 Kelvin is roughly -100 Fahrenheit.

[@Olle_Kronblad]

My new year’s resolution is to watch the goons

[@bigrich6075]

Happy New Goon Year.

[@evankinsler4569]

Aight let’s get back to moon goonin’ now lego

[@Poretoz]

For anyone wondering, Kelvin is used in physics when doing calculations with temperature to get rid of negative numbers. This means that 0 kelvin is about -273,15 degrees celsius (-459,67 fahrenheit). Otherwise known as absolute zero. This means that 200 kelvin which they said is a lot is about -73 degrees celsius or -100 degrees fahrenheit. Cold as shit in other words, not a lot hahah

[@Gomi_kage]

We have to hear what Mcnasty's dad response was. That my new year resolution

[@arguitar]

My New Year’s resolution is 1920x1080

[@Evil_kanye]

Yall remember when soup did those unspeakable things in 2004? 😹😹

[@Akirae-nr7cv]

soup is a beautiful flower pot

[@Midnightgooner69]

My New Year’s resolution is to see slackjaw in saint louis and get my mental health back in check so im not sad all the time

[@Goobzert]

For the moon gooners at home, blarg took a bite out of a brick of coacaine.

[@BigZorich]

The Goons Gaming issue is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 but also a little sad lol

[@waldohernandez4469]

I want to go out more and find a friend. Something like you guys got going on.

[@PunyHumansTV]

I ❤THE GOONS!!!! Greatest Mofos on the planet!

[@SapphoPrime]

My newyears resolution is to actually start applying myself in school. I have university next year and I’ve not been taking it seriously. I just relied on my intelligence to get me through it I never studied or did assignments. The worst I got on a test was a 90% but that is not going to keep working for me

[@malyck]

Can you make grandpas ashes flavored candle so he physically turns into smoke while burning

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

Time to watch the goons while moon goonin with a unregistered elk skull on top of my local government building

[@usjdhsuakndhd]

How did I completely miss this upload

[@OrangeRoll]

Question for blarg. Since you have talked about traveling to downstate Michigan, have you ever been to Michigan's upper peninsula?

[@fergusboiii6688]

More booze cruising with da boys

[@GUERRILLAKASINO]

i love how the spotify version came out first 😅 I was super confused listening to it

[@Chantingjarl]

My New Years Resolution is to find the lost treasure of Atlanta

[@Xinuka]

merry christmas everyone

[@gemini6967]

So happy blarg is a confirmed scarlet player, wish he uploaded pokemon content tho

[@timwood8505]

My New Year’s resolution is to poop a mattress in Ace Hardware every Podcast

[@dittoexceptshiny]

My new years resolutions are 1980×1020 and moon gooning on the great plains of Africa

[@andrewschuck159]

New years relolution: lick my elbow

[@LexieAnneCole]

not me actively in the mcdonald’s drive thru watching this episode

[@alyx5491]

My new years resolution is to eat as much candle wax as possible.

[@wabbtis3515]

58:00 as someone who lives 15 minutes from kensington, yeah pretty much but the rest of the city ain’t that bad Edit: soup was probably at reading terminal market

[@yudufa7046]

Rip Goonsgaming

[@ironninja707]

My resolution is to become flexible enough to do a split so I can perform the Johnny Cage nut punch in my karate class.

[@rob_hos]

My new years resolution is to become a youtuber, and eat blargs goon cookie

[@CarBleach]

LETS FUCKING GO BABY, I WAS LISTENING TO THE PODCAST WHEN I SAW THIS NOTIFICATION

[@finn5395]

200 kelvin is colder than the earth has ever been lmao

[@XENOMORPH13]

Dats what I'm sayin'

[@finn5395]

@@XENOMORPH13 what I said is not exactly true but it’s not hot haha

[@XENOMORPH13]

@@finn5395 Yeah so 273K is equal to 0°C So you know that 200 is way colder

[@rougeisalive8207]

My first therapist told me I would never really get better but they would try and help me. Anyways, I have a better therapist now. And have been in therapy for 6 years now so… Fuck that asshole. You can find a better counselor! Don’t give up Eric 💕

[@thecour8379]

yeah, talk about empathy....

[@orderlyalpaca8072]

Yeah, some therapists are Dicks My sister's first therapists solution for her depression was for her to go visit cancer patients to make her feel better about herself

[@brokenbeta9922]

Fuck yea, The Goons know about them Plankton Bangers I've added to my Goons radio playlist