Government Cheese Tunnels & The "Got Milk?" Conspiracy

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Note: My editor refused to remove the picture of "Jimmy Carter", so just imagine what he looks like.
The Bloomberg article by Clint Rainey quoted: www.bloomberg.com/news/featur...
Some graphics were taken from this Milwaukee journal sentinel article: www.bloomberg.com/news/featur...
Ag law center resources on checkoff programs: nationalaglawcenter.org/resea...
Dairyfoods article detailing Domino's campaign screenshotted in the video: www.dairyfoods.com/articles/9...
Motherjones article regarding pizza in schools screenshotted in video: www.motherjones.com/environme...
An interesting USDA report detailing legislation around the 1995 dairy market: www.ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publ...
Timestamps
Intro - 00:00
Aura - 3:06
Cheesy Economics - 6:01
A Temporary Solution - 10:57
The Psyop Begins - 16:38
Manipulative Ethics - 24:59
Somehow even more yapping - 31:17
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[@Wendigoon]

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[@Maxthewire]

NO! I WANT THE CIA TO STEAL ALL OF MY DATA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Jacobmathews.]

wat

[@chrisakane9840]

Cheese Def is OP now that u mention it. I mean It goes on almost everything.

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

Wendy’s iceberg lettuce boy please make a video about The Boiled One

[@aetheriox463]

ew built in advert

[@ACC-3001]

Stuffed crust pizza being a government psyop is the most heart breaking thing I've heard in a while

[@Everettalla]

Im good with it though lol

[@DeputyFish]

this is a good psyop "you can eat it in reverse" - goku

[@x3dfritz0]

The heartbreak is from the cheese 😂

[@henotic.essence]

And then the government is like WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FAT?!?!?!

[@southernladyish]

I literally gasped.. truly heartbreaking. Do y’all think I’m going to stop eating stuffed crust though? Hell no. But it will forever be in the back of my head now. Damn you government…

[@crowmudgeon]

"Honey, the neighbor is ranting about the government's subterranean labyrinth again"

[@spongemanicecone2736]

"Ya know what that means hun? Means he finally stopped talking about really big people. Count yer blessins"

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@85isaboat53]

"Honey where did our cheese go?"

[@erc3338]

I didn't even realize it was you until I went to close the tab lmfao

[@vikerwrath]

"Really? Well, at least it's a change from giants"

[@paulinemoira8442]

"Don't eat fast food because the government is manipulating you into buying cheese!" is a lot more motivational than any health argument I've ever heard.

[@ryanbrown4053]

I don't have to be manipulated, I just love cheese anyways.

[@JaxxReyes]

Poor guy...They already got to him.

[@TheRealOneWin]

There’s no saving him

[@hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj]

​@@ryanbrown4053 its working

[@RoseWhitmore]

did you know that the Netherlands is a test colony made by the American government to make cheese consumption seem normal? its true, search it up

[@DrNiradino]

Small brain: Moon is made out of cheese. Big brain: US is made out of cheese.

[@Balrog-tf3bg]

The countries arteries are ran on liquid cheese

[@gunnasintern]

this video is a ruse meant to deter us from Wendigoon’s own private cheese vault

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

who told you

[@wowpow2880]

He knows to much

[@FathDaniel]

​​@@berhonkusbardledooI'm inside Wendigoon goon cave. There is a lot of cheese in barrels.

[@dummmonke4269]

How tf do you think of this AS SOON as the video drops. you HAD to have been planning this bro

[@mglolz7367]

I’ve seen it, had to wear a black bag over my head but it was very relaxing

[@ProbablyJamesVictor]

"mom, can we get Jimmy Carter?" "We have Jimmy Carter at home" Jimmy Carter at home:

[@iceticketliongaming806]

10:58 *Shows picture of Barrack Obama*

[@ColeBenzo]

@@iceticketliongaming806 i was looking for someone to say this lol

[@jdnchar]

Lmfao, same here!! I was like ‘wtf I got to check the comments, I KNOW I’m not the only one who noticed that’

[@robin-dm5ji]

i went straight to the comments when i saw that😭

[@hoddypeak]

Same here. Thanks Obama

[@ravynaries]

When you said 13.5 billion pounds of cheese, a red white and blue tear rolled down my cheek. I've never been more proud of this country.

[@PormithipicusProductions]

🇫🇷

[@Mrow_Yae]

🇨🇿

[@scottmansfield626]

They are hiding cheese types from us. I was at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter put a cheese dip with some chips on the table next to us that a family was sitting at. I asked the waiter "What type of dip is that?" and he responded "Not your cheese." Like I knew this wasn't my cheese but I still wanted to know what kind of dip it is so I responded " I know that, but I still want to know what it's called. What's the name of this dip?" He looked me dead in the eyes and told me "Not your cheese." I didn't think he got the question. So I asked he again sternly. "I KNOW that, but what is this cheese called?!" His face turned to confusion and he broke eye contact with me. He then responded harshly "Not your cheese!" I grabbed him him by the collar "WHAT TYPE OF CHEESE IS THAT!!!" A waitress across the room responded to me "Queso!". Be safe out there guys. They are hiding the truth from us.

[@rileyellis5951]

I hate you for posting this

[@mothmaniel]

this is the most tragic thing ive heard all day.

[@QuigleyYT]

bro when i was in mexico a waiter got really weird to me when i said i wanted a cheese quesadilla. He said 'you understand this is not american cheese? this is white cheese. not your cheese' and i'm like 'yes i understand' and he just kept repeating 'it's white cheese. it's not your cheese. it's white. It's mexican cheese.' with deadly seriousness. I just kept being like 'yep!! fine by me! nbd!' until he brought it. Then he proceeded to watch me eat it and i'm just like 'yep! it's good!'

[@cyborgcuttlefish6326]

i had to read the whole before i finally got the joke. i’m so stupid. i’ve seen that joke a million times before and it still got me

[@CleetusDaFetus]

Man i was about to hit you with the "and everybody claps" before the joke hit

[@9000ethanator]

I can’t believe Wendigoon was found dead by 5 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back while holding a got milk poster

[@teresak7954]

Got milk?

[@cody.vagabond]

@@teresak7954 Got milk?

[@Luckie_7]

I heard he shot himself 5 times in the back actually

[@sinibun01]

"he needs some MIILK"

[@okaminokuro]

@@cody.vagabond Wendigoon sure does!

[@blueythelizard4857]

Unbeknownst to you, there’s a giant eldritch rat scp that requires a sacrifice of cheese every year to remain dormant.

[@chemicaldeath9866]

I would believe that IF the government stopped feeding the rat while saving themselves, which they would've found out how to do by now. As it currently stands they would be continuously feeding the rat to keep the people safe and we all know that WE are NOT a government priority, so this cant be the case cause then that would mean that they're doing their job🤣

[@Miller09095]

Possibly the Great Horned Rat

[@Calebgoblin]

What do you mean "unbeknownst", no cryptid or secret creature ever has or will exist without Wendi's knowledge

[@Henrex2000]

Sheogorat

[@iaxacs3801]

SCP wiki be like "Quick write that down write that down"

[@ChrisJamesTV]

I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see how death was gonna play into my 5th grade book log pizza party

[@Wendigoon]

One of you will probably die of cheese or something

[@JohnRNewAccountNumber3]

​@@Wendigoonis... is that a threat? Or... can it be a promise?

[@j4dedlyric]

imagine being a reporter and the most currently earth shattering mind blowing report you could get was some guy holding up a moldy cheese block (there are 60 million more of these)

[@ObsidiusPrime]

The 'Jimmy Carter' picture had me ROLLING for some reason.

[@Windwalker88]

Yeah, i didnt know Jimmy Carter was a black man who changed his name into Barack Obama later in his life

[@cephalogaming]

Guess they were into something with the birth certificate after all

[@NipplezDaClown]

Must be a young photo of Jimmy Carter at 10:59

[@IamAda]

I thought I was going crazy!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@bruuuuuuuhh]

"hey maybe i should introduce myself to my new co-workers" me 2 minutes later: 0:00

[@cmshirlz]

This genuinely made me lol. Nicely done.

[@trustworthydan]

Me too bruh.

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

I just shared Wendigoon to a coworker, and I hope they see the new video first. 😂

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

It’s inevitable. We can’t not tell everyone

[@IliketheBears]

Lmfao

[@melodyariel7896]

The dairy and grain industries had a LARGE "influence" on the food pyramid...

[@illdeletethismusic]

glad i have my own food pyramid. meat at the bottom, then fish and seafood, then poultry and eggs, then vegetables, then dairy, then fruit, and finally a little top of grain products and sugary stuff.

[@lauraregadasresende3709]

In Brazil something similar happened because of the great depression, no one was buying brazilian coffee, so the government started to burn the excess coffee to make the prices more stable

[@corvus8352]

The government should do that with money. Just throwing that idea out there

[@Nebobinho]

even before the Great Depression, through the Taubaté Agreement from 1906, in order to keep the high profit of big coffee growers (which at the time held a lot of political influence and power, since coffee was one of the most significant commodities for the Brazilian economy) the Brazilian government agreed to not only buy excess production for a set price, but also to encourage consumption both inside and outside the country through propaganda. After 1929, of course, this measure became innefective and in the following decade the government started to burn thousands and thousands of kilos of coffee every year to keep the commodity profitable. I can only imagine how insanely good the smell of that must've been....

[@KarlButIWishIWasntMarx]

Does Brazil have coffee caves?

[@ayejax5821]

11:02 “In 1977, Jimmy Carter…” *picture of Obama pops up I was screaming 🤣💀

[@fidhammer]

I had to scroll to far to someone say this. Haha

[@diamond6865]

i’m glad u caught that😭😭

[@edj4843]

I thought I was going crazy for a second....

[@khalilli6613]

this had me rolling

[@finnhickory-dick4098]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that! :)

[@salon9417]

It was so sad to learn that Wendigoon had passed away due to a tragic incident involving an accidental choking on a 65 pound wheel of American cheese. We will miss you 😥🙏

[@oliverharris4719]

I can still hear him 😭

[@king_aeron]

Fly high little angel 🙏

[@chickensalad3535]

@@king_aeronidk about “little” after 65 pounds of cheese

[@Blue-Argyle]

If only he remembered to chew. We will miss him dearly.

[@king_aeron]

@@chickensalad3535 Fly high moderately oversized angel 🙏*

[@summerbummer1930]

As a Springfield, Missouri resident I was fully anticipating mention of the Springfield Underground. Interestingly, the structure has existed for decades and long been utilized as temp controlled storage of cheese + massive computer servers. And for the longest time this place was shrouded in mystery, the subject of local urban legends. Coupled with the fact Kraft has a production facility here as well, and the cheese theories were abundant. The internet has demystified this place in recent years though. But I will happily accept the largest cheese storage being located in KC. Missouri is thrilled to get recognition for literally anything aside from meth labs and horrible crime stats. 🙃 I'm sure the close proximity to most of the country's dairy production facilities is a handy perk too.

[@retro_morgan9208]

Probably best we don't bring attention to weird conspiracies in Springfield, have enough weirdos flooding North Kansas Expressway

[@Squeb]

Dang. The government really took it to heart when Sheogorath said “CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!”

[@Zombie-Dude]

"the government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves under the united states" was all I needed to hear and I was hooked

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@HarvestStudios_38]

All I needed to be hooked was the notification for a wendigoon video

[@lourdespachla6516]

​@@p-__so we doin it with farts now eh?

[@SaintKuro]

Does this also have anything with the amount of people who went missing in cave systems and canyons

[@Vaeldarg]

The problem here seems to be less the government, and more the lobbyists for Big Dairy. It was all done to keep dairy farmers going, then to save them from their own greed, then the program became "too big to fail", which chained the government to needing to keep it up. By that point, the dairy industry became too influential and so instead of the government removing those unnecessary subsidies, it was made to help the industry with marketing.

[@bryanturnbow8189]

I grew up on a dairy farm. My favorite memories are of beautiful sunrises while feeding precious calves, being surrounded by butterflies in vast fields of green, and delivering cheese to the unknowable gods of the dairy labyrinth.

[@icu3869]

Yes, my summers on the farmŕrr

[@JohnRNewAccountNumber3]

Biblically Accurate Cheddaring

[@rotisseriepossum]

now i want a post-apocalypse story/game where a group of survivors live in the cheese tunnels

[@shinigato]

Hey Wendigoon! I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how much I appreciate your incredible work on your videos. I've been a fan since your early conspiracy theory iceberg series, and it's been amazing to watch your channel grow and evolve over the years. Your videos are so simple, yet wholesome to me. Your deep dives into such a wide range of topics such as, detailed horror story analyses are always so well-researched and engaging. I admire the effort and passion you put into each video. Your storytelling ability and the way you present information make even the most complex and bizarre theories easy to understand but also entertaining. It's clear that you care deeply about your content and your audience. Your unique perspective and genuine enthusiasm shine through in every video, making your channel a standout in the vast sea of KZbin creators. Whether you're exploring biblical topics or conspiracy theories you always manage to strike the perfect balance between informative and captivating content. I've enjoyed watching your channel grow and can't wait to see what you have in store for the future. Keep up the outstanding work, Wendigoon! Your dedication and creativity continue to inspire and entertain us all. Thanks for all the amazing content and for being such a positive and engaging presence in the KZbin community.

[@beans_are_tasty_]

"sir you can't dig underground looking for government cheese tunnels, you're ruining the town infrastructure"

[@KM-hv1jg]

“It’s desert pack rat hours my dude”

[@GotTheBestLigma]

"you can't fuckin tell me what to do! Now keep digging, Jebediah....."

[@koing4193]

Imma steal all the cheese to make a whole bunch of grilled cheeses

[@GotTheBestLigma]

@yaboi9349 quite possibly, yes. They don't want us to have any access to their kosher lactates

[@blademasterzero]

Please put this as the chad vs angry guy meme format. With the digger being chad of course

[@blitzkreiger3395]

Wallace and Grommit bouta make the biggest dairy heist the world has ever seen

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@zypalitra8080]

That'd be absolutely fire, holy fuck.

[@lykonic1763]

"There's no cheese and crackers in prison, Grommit! Now, take this banana, and start shooting!" "Grommit! That wasn't the O'Phanagiae Cheese Factory! That was an orphanage!" I literally can't hear Wallace and Grommit without thinking of the dude who made a multi-part series of shorts about how they were gonna blow up a cheese factory and got into a shootout with the cops.

[@TheHoot133]

Someone get aardman on the phone

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

"The -moon is- _caves are_ made of cheeeese"

[@tinekecarlson1220]

This finally explained why I was not allowed to buy school lunch without getting a carton of milk. I tried one time and brought my own drink. It did not happen again. I disagree about cheese being unhealthy inherently. I think it has more to do with the quality of the cheese. The cheap crap they serve at fast food places is just that. A block of organic raw milk cheddar is only bad if you're over-eating because over-eating is bad. Just my 2 cents.

[@JohnRNewAccountNumber3]

It's entirely dependent on who the person in question is and how they live. No matter how high-quality a cheese is, 9/10 of them are incredibly fat-filled. Not the happy fun olive oil fat. The why does it feel like I'm holding onto another person when I stand up kind of fat. That's all whatever if you're quite active, but take a look at the portion size as well as the nutrition facts next time you buy cheese.

[@user-me8hc3bs7i]

When I was going through school you only had the option for regular milk or chocolate milk. You weren’t allowed to have water with your lunch and if you wanted water, you had to get up and go to the water fountain outside of the lunch room. In high school the milk came with the lunch meal, a bottle of water was an extra charge.

[@teodorakovacicnovakovic4899]

Hi there from Croatia! Just have listened The Food Revolution.Summit and have heard EXACTLY what you have put here! There are people who were trying to change it - the petition was made - but no way: diary lobby is still strong. Hope it will be changed 🙏❤️🙏

[@deijix]

Im lactose intolerant and even though milk made my tummy hurt so bad they literally FORCED ME to take a milk. When I told them I wasn’t gonna drink it and that it’ll just get thrown away they just said “that’s fine, but you have to take a milk” I was like??? But now it makes sense.

[@vitoc8454]

Americans: "..Can we have healthcare please?" Government: "Best I can do is caves of cheese"

[@heart5929]

Capitalist cheese caves vs communist free healthcare

[@surelychordophonic]

At least I might get a decent meal here, they probably don't have anything to eat in the commie healthcare mines.

[@longhairdontcare122]

May I have access to the cave cheese?

[@longhairdontcare122]

​@@heart5929I pick cheese.

[@KynickB76]

@@heart5929 Capitalism is when the government interferes with the supply of a good to manipulate its price, obviously.

[@thirstybook5068]

The “cheese tax” meme has an entirely new meaning now.

[@RisingSunfish]

Cheddar is acceptable Parmesan is fine But a little bit of gouda would-a really blow my mind!

[@caitchri2426]

The algorithm is obviously manipulated by the government so that they can push more animals eating cheese videos.

[@Shadyguy111]

A very similar thing happened with grains and the food pyramid, except it started with the industry paying the government instead of the other way around.

[@dilliondantin]

15 seconds in and I'm hooked.... I've been saying for YEARS that there is a conspiracy surrounding the dairy industry, and I am ready to let confirmation bias take me away

[@doingnthn]

An apocalypse comedy where the world is ending and food is running low, so the group of characters go to Kansas City to raid the limestone cave full of government cheese

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

Fallout 5 side quest

[@grilledcheese2084]

@@thedestroyerofworlds8685what if the nuclear radiation turned the cheese into some kind of abomination and it’s a big boss battle?

[@-desertpackrat]

And then all they find is 200,000 white boxes of government food pantry dehydrated milk powder. And they get all mad like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland finding a Hostess truck full of Snoballs when he was hoping to find Twinkies.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@lauravastag8587]

I mean, it really just writes itself 🧀🪤👻

[@KnucklesAndBig]

I was not ready to essentially hear "stuffed crust pizza is a government psi-op" lmao

[@lindseykalt3288]

But it's so tasty. Fewer carbs per slice may be the only upside...😊

[@jimriggs5988]

@@lindseykalt3288 Glowie

[@infinimetrical]

The only thing I would ever want from Pizza Hut was their stuffed crust pizzas. Can't say the same nowadays.

[@timewave02012]

The cheese isn't as bad as the excess sugar in the crust and sauce, due to the government subsidizing high fructose corn syrup. The sugars involved might not be HFCS, but subsidizing HFCS keeps Americans addicted to sugar.

[@commisaryarreck3974]

​@@timewave02012 Most baby formula contains HFCS I shit you not, the US is that obsessed with it. They will put it in anything and everything

[@icethefrog6840]

The fact that it is government owned will not stop me from making a cartoonish tunnel with a minecart to haul all that cheese onto my own vault

[@leroywashington3417]

My grandmother was a school cafeteria manager and knew about all of the government food stores and especially all of this with dairy. I remember her explaining all of this to me when I was like 10 but it never seemed strange at all until put into context like this

[@DooryardEd]

Surprised you didn’t mention how during Covid dairy companies were telling farms to dump millions of gallons of milk to save their profits. My local farm refused and rolled out new flavors of pudding.

[@kuromielle9976]

this is crazy ??

[@adhamsalem9121]

Let's go

[@C_PRTCL]

I know I’m overlooking the obvious but my pea brain immediately thought and must ask, did you try it? Were the flavors good?

[@hopecritical-ops5554]

​@@C_PRTCL You are asking the questions that matter!

[@YungSami]

I'm curious about how many flavors of pudding they came up with.

[@userseok1983]

why did i lowkey get goosebumps when you referenced your famous "remember kids, the next time someone tells you; "the government wouldn't do that"... oh yes, they would." line omfg

[@anderwebb5350]

Same

[@Mqmn]

🤓

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@tunnfire5287]

@@p-__ cap

[@forte_]

Because it’s a scary and very true quote.

[@helwrecht1637]

Funny side thing about Canadian politics you might be interested in. I’m Canada we have a dairy lobby. Basically the dairy farmers are so powerful, they control a major portion of the Conservative Party and influence other areas of the government to keep their business profitable. Most Canadians know this and don’t care, because it mainly means our ice cream and milk is actually good. Because one of the dairy lobby’s main interest is HATING American dairy. They even got American ice cream labeled “frozen treat” as it doesn’t have enough dairy to be ice cream.

[@allenloflin1828]

So your telling me I sold all those candy bars in elementary school was just to be bribed to help the government out to get rid of chesse

[@benjaminbradley385]

100% historically accurate picture of jimmy Carter, I’m so happy that wendigoon wasn’t afraid to reveal the truth 11:00

[@NeonPlanes]

It took me a while to find this comment. I was wondering "is no one gonna mention he used a picture of Obama?" Lmao

[@benjaminbradley385]

@@NeonPlanes I honestly couldn’t find anybody pointing out the Obama picture but I’m just gonna assume he’s trying to figure out if his audience pays attention

[@shorty6321]

Mr Carter looking younger than usual.

[@benjaminbradley385]

@@shorty6321 it must be the cameras, he’s looking a little darker too it must be a filter

[@jasonponce9579]

Wendigoon is drip feeding his alternative US history theory.

[@joshuahaight7837]

"The government's hoarding cheese..." immediately starts planning a cheese heist.

[@MillerHarvey-bj8tc]

Glad I’m not the only one that thought of this

[@ca44444]

They can’t stop all of us

[@ermacjones4821]

There's 4 of us, we have a team😎

[@godwarrior3403]

You have my sword

[@echotryniski]

and you have my bow!

[@mthequeen4875]

To see a video essay on this topic from a creator I love is like whiplash. Previously the only thing I knew about the cheese caves was my ex burst into our dorm room, waking me up in the process, ranted about the cheese caves passionately after being told about them in their Econ class, sipped their water, then bid me to go back to sleep. A similar experience of whiplash.

[@cake8515]

I remember the weird school supplies with the slogan "got milk?" And joking about it

[@jt7331]

I remember seeing the “got milk?” commercials constantly as a kid, and they specifically stood out to me as strange because they were the only commercials that weren’t advertising a brand, they were just advertising.. milk in general. That was weird to me, like even then I was wondering what their angle was and who it was that they were trying to make money for

[@swimmerkat3965]

I always just assumed it was some vague government advisory since it seemed to tie so closely to the food pyramid stuff in school. I was too young to know any of the celebrities so maybe that kept me from gettting swept up in the milk hype

[@Mazer2721]

I’ve noticed this with cotton too. No brand or specific style of clothing is being advertised. Just “buy cotton clothes.”

[@trashteamracing8262]

I started developing a sensitivity to dairy around 9 or 10yo. The constant push and messaging about the importance of kids drinking milk was ubiquitous then. I thought there was something wrong with me that I couldn't handle milk.

[@Mandalaaxo]

I remember that too, I was a teen in the 90s, and I collected the ads from my magazines and put them on my walls. I remember reading the fine print at the bottom like "what is this ad actually for??" But I just liked collecting pictures of all my favorite celebrities 😂 And I've hated milk my entire life due to an extreme allergy as a baby and kid, so my family never drank milk.

[@zompocalpha1]

Got milk was always so clearly referencing Oreos. Even the original commercial was known to be the first major example of soft branding.

[@deviantsemicolon618]

Uncle: "I dont get political. I try to avoid that type of thing." A couple of beers later: 0:00

[@chrisspiker5422]

lumbago

[@bydlakbolszewik847]

It's always Wendigoon but never How the goon

[@Landshark583]

My dad was born in the 70's and told me what he could remember about this conspiracy. He chalked it up to people being pissed the delicious govt. cheese was gone and wanted an explanation so this story was cooked up.

[@lunamoona7149]

That Jimmy Carter jump scare made me audibly laugh and choke on my noodles. Thanks, Wendi

[@dmitrilevchenko4628]

Yeah, a very sun tanned Carter

[@matt6870]

I knew it was coming, and still loled

[@Quakr35]

I laughed so hard I hurt my back.

[@frank83153]

I hate the government and distrust it fundamentally. But hearing that they helped create stuffed crust pizza started to undo that a bit

[@laurentroland6847]

You do?

[@paigehansen8944]

Well said!

[@Reiman33]

This proves you are not immune to propaganda. And the best propaganda is genuinely good ideas and the genuine truth. Keep this in mind, always.

[@BestMeme2031]

@@Reiman33A-fuckin-men my brother/sister, America 🔛🔝

[@VenusTheShinyStar]

“The government wouldn’t do that” was like a sleeper agent activation phrase for me

[@TheEthanEdge]

The dragonborn: "that.. That's all cheese wheels?..." *heavy breathing*

[@PhattyBolger]

10:57 Jimmy Carter's looking good for 99.

[@krunoslavsimic6267]

He's got that basketball build

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@timthetoolpool]

199*

[@MrLexGr]

I guess at that point he's just trying to see if anyone's paying attention

[@AgentEm34]

I remember Jimmy Carter being whiter

[@renaissent]

The Dragonborn is losing its mind thinking about the sheer amount of cheese wheels they could get through a single dungeon

[@rozu7772]

My loot goblin instincts are bad enough when I see a few cheese wheels in that game. I would spend days raiding a cheese wheel tunnel if one got modded in, Alduin and the end of the world can wait!

[@TheAbsol7448]

​@@rozu7772Monumental underground cheese labyrinth spanning the _ENTIRETY_ of Skyrim?

[@rozu7772]

@@TheAbsol7448 Guess the world's ending then, unless Alduin happens to wander down a tunnel. 🤷‍♀️ I'm not coming out until ALL of the wheels are mine!

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@TheAbsol7448 You ever REALLY looked at Masser and Secunda? They're actually made of cheese.

[@TheFlaxCompany]

Someone should mod it into the game

[@tomdyer8518]

haven’t watched any Wendigoon content in months, so I was stoked to see this pop up on my heavily curated feed. I’ve always really respected this channel for being so open about their relationship with religion (as I couldn’t care less about it), but it doesn’t play any factor into their actual content. I can’t think of ANY KZbin channel run by a former youth pastor (who still openly practices) that I’d be even remotely interested in. I really respect when someone is able separate their personal life from their online presence, and do so very, very well. Again, I’m almost the opposite of religious, but I respect Wendigoon immensely ✌🏻

[@lucidlullaby894]

“Congratulations, the country has been psyop’ed into eating cheese” Why do we get the most boring cyberpunk dystopia

[@WarRatchet-]

mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid? the neighbors kid: 0:00

[@dummydiamond]

best comment

[@I_Love_Learning]

Sounds like the sort of person you would want to hang out with!

[@toospooky051]

​@@dummydiamondBest condiment*

[@hunterscrazychannle]

Imagine breaking into an old warehouse and discovering a federal cheese vault.

[@Numbabu]

Thieves aiming for a rich person’s private vault accidentally hit a cave full of cheese, and the less experienced members make to pick some up, before the grizzled leader barks at them to keep their hands off, they don’t need the feds on them too.

[@Grace-er9ep]

I would be so happy

[@somethingedgy2185]

One does exist

[@user-ek9vo2ub9b]

Cheese for everyone! Z Sheogorath😊

[@CollectedG]

I heard about the recent drama you're going through and subbed to your channel. Keep up the good work.

[@inkanimates2800]

Dude, I wrote an entire essay on this topic last year because its just absolutely insane

[@TH-ul1kf]

I’m just imagining Isaiah at 2 AM waking up Wendiwife in a Hydrocodone fueled rant, wide bloodshot eyes balancing an open laptop in one hand and all the dairy products in their house in the other. “The Cheese! The pizza parties! It’s all a lie! Get a trashbag help me clear the house of the psyop!”

[@TH-ul1kf]

All these Highlighted comments wendigoon gives me I should have some sort of official capacity by now. Im unionizing the comment section, comment gang rise up!

[@interstellarsurfer]

Umm, plz bring the psyop to my house for disposition. :cheese_wedge:

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

😂😂😂

[@cody.vagabond]

"Jesse, we need to cook" - vibe

[@fern1fied]

in elementary school they would bring a cow to school once a year and we had to sit outside and listen to a farmer give a presentation about dairy while his cow just stood there

[@Ollo-teddo]

It knows it knows it knows it knows

[@alexsetterington3142]

It just stood there? It must have been depressed because usually they do cool tricks.

[@ughburgugh]

This mf ain’t seen a cow fly

[@stevbe1723]

I mean what did you expect the cow to do, do tricks?

[@BobGeanis]

Why wouldn't she? ​@@stevbe1723

[@kidcthulhufortney1320]

So *that's* where, "Beef; it's what's for dinner!" and "Behold the power of cheese!" ads came from.

[@mason7067]

Government cheese tunnels is my favorite conspiracy to explain to people who haven't heard of it. Without fail they think I'm crazy, look it up, and come back completely freaked out and often apologetic.

[@silkwormchan]

I've never heard of it before and honestly in the first minute of the vid I honestly thought it's a joke lol

[@mason7067]

@@silkwormchan Now imagine you were hearing about it from some guy you barely know at work. Or a stranger you met on a hike.

[@Rct3master44]

This isn't really a conspiracy though. Just kind of a weird thing the federal govenment did.

[@catbatrat1760]

@@mason7067 You sound like a very fun person to be around. /gen

[@racepolic7455]

@mason7067 Usually, when I tell people about the cheese tunnels, everyone believes the store, but then they think it's weird that I know about it.

[@shellybelly4944]

Gotta love Isaiah out here getting himself put on literally every list in the government for our education/entertainment needs

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@TheOriginalSeveth]

@@p-__oh so you’re not just on Saberspark’s videos

[@SketchySkullKnight]

You know his name wow you're so cool

[@SpaceandGoats]

The crossover i didnt expect in a way no one wanted ​@TheOriginalSeveth

[@6noswad981]

@@SketchySkullKnightaverage berserk fan

[@Shisno132]

Government: We need to trick people into eating more cheese! Me: Did you say CHEESE?

[@HolyBones317]

Love the content Wendi, even though I personally was already aware of the cheese caves it’s still nice to see new stuff from you. I’d also like to personally thank you for bringing to my attention a rabbit hole in the literary world that I was unaware of until you mentioned it. Can’t wait for you to cover house of leaves, just bought my own edition today hoping to have it finished by the time you drop your video on it. Hope it’s as big of a banger as everything else up to this point, and as always best of wishes to you and everyone else that helps you push out such great videos.

[@bengunderson712]

National guard here- they did it again in 2020 (covid) with excess meats! We handed out hundreds of Dept of Agriculture packed frozen chickens during the National Guard food bank mission

[@admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547]

THE GOVERNMENTS SUBTERRANEAN MEAT TUNNELS

[@jeffreynagy7112]

Sounds about right.

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Damn i love the USDA

[@maineaglexproductions4025]

How has NOBODY brought up the random mix up of Wendi clearly saying "Jimmy Carter" and the picture's just Obama😂😂 Edit: I checked the description and the fact that the editor said "nope, I'm not fixing it, it's funnier if I don't" makes this 10× better.

[@bennyblanco2091]

For some reason I thought he did that on purpose 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@titangirl161]

There's a note in the video description Or it's just common knowledge that Jimmy Carter, much like Steve Martin, was born a poor black child

[@maineaglexproductions4025]

@@titangirl161 Apologies, me big dumb dumb boi

[@maxruggiero4338]

10:58

[@littlered6340]

Came to the comments to find this and I had to scroll way too far before seeing it 😂

[@kristincook7808]

Still waiting for the cod zombies timeline

[@TheAdoringFan]

Being able to talk about a conspiracy theory about cheese with a straight face is why wendigoon is the 🐐

[@The0Stroy]

Well - any other country reacts to "we have too much cheese": "It's export time!". US: "Make people eat more cheese!".

[@warbossgegguz679]

Switzerland figured this out centuries ago.

[@Vaeldarg]

That's the power of lobbying. Wendigoon focused on the government, but it's really the dairy industry lobbyists that were responsible.

[@The0Stroy]

@Vaeldarg But export money is still money. And it's even better money as it is money from outside going into system, while internal market don't generate surplus.

[@Vaeldarg]

@@The0Stroy Where was it said that they're not also exporting in addition to this?

[@blake8357]

We can’t export processed cheese because the contents of said cheese is illegal to distribute in other countries

[@JayleeParker]

when he said “president jimmy carter” and a pic of obama popped up i died 💀

[@FishwicksREAL]

become entrusted as a source of love to your peers. I believe in you.

[@GustavoRubio]

@@FishwicksREAL rambling

[@FH4Player6397]

​@@FishwicksREAL No

[@VivaSativaMusic]

​@@FishwicksREALThank you fish lad

[@FishwicksREAL]

@@GustavoRubio become a force for good. cast out hatred from your heart.

[@Jeffrythesheep1]

Imagine this is the conspiracy theory that gets Wendigoon wacked by the shadow government.

[@flaminghive]

Got a pizza hut ad just as he was explaining the domino's bailout, the bird drones are locked in today

[@tworandomone8812]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@Orpheon640]

“Cheesy what the fuck are you talking about”

[@ShrexyGuy]

WALTAH, I'm talking unmitigated access to my mouth for some more of that crys, WALTAH

[@coachablespoon9838]

@@p-__ The bot can't even get the name right haha

[@grantandrews4826]

"Jesse, we need to curdle."

[@doc_arsenic8595]

Hey, cheese specialist here! So, cheese is pretty bad for you if you eat it the way the government pushes. Its high in sodium, calories, and cholesterol. But consumed in 1oz servings, its relatively harmless. Pretty decent source of protein actually.

[@BarelySocialExperiment]

Sooooo you work for the dmi undercover cheese huh. So I’m person that has done tons of research on cheese and milk and the reason your theory is wrong is because of casein . Being a cheese specialist you should know that casein when eaten and then broke down by the body is turned into casomorohine which produces similar effects as morphine . Casein when broken down in the body turning into the drug casomorphine produces ten percent of the same effect as morphine on the mu opioid receptors in the human brain this was found out by the 🇺🇸 government in 1979 by 1980 the pharmaceutical industry is already doing studies on humans and animals with a drug known as casein peptides the reason being the drugs the pills of the day are causing people to vomit and have constipation . The government realizes that using casein peptides to make morphine and other similar medications from animal products is easier on the stomach. There is a famous article from the dreaded who the World Health Organization that explains this wonderfuly of course they are for this . I was going to keep dropping facts about this but in short milks protein cheeses protein which is called casein produces a low grade high that works on your mu receptors literally at ten percent of morphine the same exact number a kratom which is gas station dope for those that don’t know and it’s actually one of the points given for it’s legitimacy( drug users don’t run to your neighborhood health store and start buying up all the casein whey powder or casein protein powder because that’s just the powder stripped of its peptides to make morphine the government knows that it would get you high they also just figured out a way to sell you the powder which famously makes people gain weight if your lifting dumbbells that’s a good thing for bigger muscles if your lifting your fork it’s a good thing for your gut. In short casein is the protein in cheese it has natural morphine which gets you high things that get you high are addictive when your addicted and buy 12,16,24 one ounce packages of any drug you will not be able to eat just one. Just look how American cheese is packaged it’s just like drugs a square package wrapped n square baggies for single consumption lmao one more quick fact the cheese and milk are linked to baby breast feeding when your a baby the mothers milk produces thc so when you drink you will get high and want more the mothers milk also produces casein so you will become addicted and want more these are the reasons humans have these drug receptors in the very first place survival casein being in the very first things we got from are mothers is another reason it’s impossible to just eat one slice nostagia,survival instincts really sub conscious things beyond are control big government knows this remember next time you order your seven cheese pizza from a government backed fast food pizza joint think how you feel when you grab that slice you know you shouldn’t eat think how satiated cheese sweaty you feel and remind yourself about these drugs the government are pushing on us. Get out of are life big cheeeeesssseeee lmfao 🧀

[@MrDylanm842]

Cheese specialist? Have you got a dog called gromit by any chance?

[@alexandralamberton5615]

Isn't it also dependent on cheese type too? Like those little mozzarella balls are relatively healthy, but brie should be eaten in moderation?

[@doc_arsenic8595]

@alexandralamberton5615 yes. The shop I work at occasionally carries mizythra, which is a very chalky and dry goat and sheep blend cheese meant for grating onto food. A serving of mizythra is almost 1000mg of sodium. I ate a small piece and was bloated for two days 😬 so it definitely depends on the type and how much you consume. It's pretty easy to overeat on brie because it's less like a cheese and more like a dip. I can't bring any home with me anymore because I'd legitimately eat the entire thing in one sitting

[@EricAnimeFreak]

As someone on ketogenic carnivore diet whose eaten over 160+ pounds of cheese in the last year alone, yet remaining at the same weight after dropping 180 pounds in a single year 3 years ago, I'd argue cheese isn't bad for you. Avoid eating fatty foods with carbs and sugar, or just avoid the carb and sugar altogether. Anecdotally I went from pre-diabetic to an ac1 of 4.5, now can exercise every week for 500 minutes without any pains, and I overall feel better. Cheese is also good for me as I often suffer from salt deficiency, calories wise a block of cheese makes an excellent convenient lunch, the cholesterol issue is a non issue to me as I run on fat for fuel. Cheese is pretty close to a protein gram to fat gram, carb free super food for a ketogenic diet or carnivore diet allowing dairy. All that said, I don't know if I'd be replacing my grass-fed cow cheese with government cheese anytime soon. Yuck.

[@hellowhatsup1364]

secret government cheese tunnels you say? Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

[@georgeshulga]

All these brand-less “eat bananas” commercials make sense now 👍😁

[@MrCashewkitty]

Funny story. The owner of a paving company i used to work for bought land from a very, very, large Cheese company. When the dirt work started to build his new mansion, they hit a massive, foul smelling pocket of dank, moldy, sticky earth. Come to find out, said cheese company had buried several hundred TONS of cheese there to rot! You could literally smell it a mile away. Lawyers and the court got involved but i really dont know how it all ended up. 😂😂😂

[@goldenknightsfanatic]

very gouda

[@auntbarbara5576]

🤑🤢🤮

[@FLPhotoCatcher]

Blue Cheese!

[@Quader417]

Do you know which cheese company?👀

[@MrCashewkitty]

@@Quader417 I do, but I purposefully left it out. Not sure how the court case went down and I don't want some billion dollar company coming at me for slander or whatever. Sounds silly but I've seen it happen

[@Ivanpah1337]

I didn’t think I would wake up and learn stuffed crust was a psyop.

[@SaltedPlacenta]

I work at Pizza Hut and now I’m uncomfortable with the idea of making them

[@Dan-yy6tt]

Wake up indeed

[@Dogan_TM]

Capital-storming worthy, I tell ya.

[@JoeShmoe3211]

Babe wake up Wendigoon is talking about cheese tunnel conspiracies

[@adammartinez1764]

"Babe, where are we going?" "To the god damn government cheese cave"

[@brianahoneybee2487]

"Government cheese" feels like you are describing a different universe. It legitimately feels like you're describing an alternate universe or an ARG. The cheese conspiracy feels like it would fit perfectly within the monument mythos.

[@sammowastaken]

someone make an analog horror about cheese I'm begging you

[@noname-gh1vr]

....dont tempt me please. A dairy based ​analog horror is the last thing i need to obsess over lol @sammowastaken

[@actually-will1606]

It’s just our insane reality

[@alienfromlhs1140b]

DAIRYDILEMMA - The Monument Mythos

[@seanlanglois8620]

Grew up on government cheese

[@dr.hemmington7981]

Wendigoon: * Being one of the most wholesome creators on this platform. * Also Wendigoon: * Doesn't make a conspiracy theory video unless it involves a substantial body count. * Ah, the duality of man. Isn't it fascinating?

[@Notthatbrandon]

Those are the ones we need to hear so it's still wholesome

[@ariananoemimartinez5570]

I read that last part in the SpongeBob narrator voice lols

[@SpeedyGz_]

That’s called a facade. And your comment is called delusion

[@cable7763]

​@@SpeedyGz_No

[@king-xl3667]

13:50 Bro describing the mammoth he held off while I was talking to the her 10/10 friend.

[@TenbondOfficial]

Tunnels filled with cheese? This was the last piece of the puzzle I needed to make my comically large pizza.

[@thememe-museum8669]

Hey somebody left a giant 40ft pineapple laying around if you need it

[@TenbondOfficial]

@@thememe-museum8669 No, that's fine. Wouldn't want to commit sacrilege

[@DenianWriter]

🪨 🗿 🍍

[@TenbondOfficial]

@yaboi9349 pineapples are too sweet for pizza.

[@chrisS19019]

@yaboi9349it’s not that it’s a fruit, it’s that it takes over the flavor of everything into pineapple pizza. It’s good, but it’s only good for me 1 to 2 times a year when I decide I want pineapple pizza. Otherwise if you’re a normal abuser of pineapple pizza we will issue warrants

[@RenegadeTalks]

I always love hearing about how big government tries to solve problems by inventing entirely new categories of problem.

[@MrHenrry98]

What kind of a conversation starter is that I just sat down!

[@yougotnojams9946]

I work in a grocery store and every June is “dairy month” as well.. the company is likely paid from the government to advertise that, feels like crazy knowledge

[@jinx1137]

As someone from Wisconsin, this is the best the government has looked in any of your videos

[@thexoticbutters2203]

wisconsin on top today for wendigoon fans

[@ellanade5283]

"i don't think this is worth grabbing pitchforks over" me, with a milk allergy, sharpening my pitchfork: aw man...

[@fro-yo-momma7082]

The toilets are the real victims here

[@garymericano]

I don't tolerate intolerance, especially of the lactose variety!

[@Mwstmrlnd]

Exactly. This is a crime. The fact more people don't know about is sad. The government is actively killing its citizens with obesity for profit. It's bullshit.

[@ericeggert2590]

I didn't have "Stuffed Crust Pizza is a government psyop" on my bingo board.

[@porktonkatsu4649]

> I meet someone > Im cheesed to meet them > they leave Repeat ad inifinitum

[@yungdraco6075]

Never seen better timing thank you Iceberg boy

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

it was TERRIBLE for me I was TRYING to watch a wendigoon video

[@arisolisB]

Now everytime there is a new video, I always look for the "Iceberg Boy" comment 😅🤭 I love it 💖✨

[@RubbelisPro]

Butter timing

[@yungdraco6075]

@@RubbelisPro😂

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@texastuna2090]

11:00 did anyone else notice jimmy cater looked a little more melanated

[@vanjazed7021]

Obamna

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

[@h.Freeman]

😂ikr

[@baddudecornpop7328]

netflix adaptation jimmy carter

[@booklover78910]

@29:40 It isn’t just that America’s levels of obesity have risen in recent years, but how the government is manipulating everyone in saying so. They fucked us over in a multitude of ways, two of which being changing the definition of “obese” via the bullshit that is BMI & changing the definition of “poverty” by changing the monetary amount to more stringent numbers thus kicking off people who earlier qualified for poverty assistance who now aren’t considered impoverished and then never receive any assistance. Gov does this shit a lot, and I hate it!

[@BrokeHackerIRL]

"In 1977, Jimmy Carter..." 10:59 my brother in christ, thats obama

[@moss_yt]

28:55 “Stay away from things that aren’t healthy for you” becomes a problem when the government made the Food Pyramid, which says you need to eat 3 servings of dairy EVERY. DAY.

[@bluewuppo]

ketchup is a vegetable students! eat your -greens- reds!

[@goldenhate6649]

Honestly, milk being good isn’t a lie, whey and the other protein I can’t remember are really good for muscle building. Cheese and other dairy however, are ducking horrific for you. Though, pasta is even worse due to the insane calorie density (good if you run or can’t afford food, horrid if you don’t).

[@DeputyFish]

@@goldenhate6649 milk isnt really that good for you though. its just ok for you. getting the stuff from milk yu could get the same stuff without the problems and what not remember the only reason we humans drank milk was because we were quite literalyl dying of famine. we are not meant to drink cow milk. it literally killed us. but its all we had.

[@loganpatriquin9443]

@@goldenhate6649cheese isn’t bad for you. It’s fat and protein. Cholesterol is a non issue in active non obese people. Ofc if you gorge on cheese it’s bad but that’s everything. Cottage cheese, in fact, is incredibly good for you and protein efficient. Other cheeses are high in protein as well. The problem with fast food isn’t cheese, besides the fact that cheese might add more calories. Cheese probably adds more nutrients to fast food than there would otherwise be. The problem with fast food is that it is incredibly calorie dense with little nutrition.

[@devreed5931]

@@DeputyFishyou know little of how humans came to drink cows milk don’t you?