Gravel On The Road | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

Күн бұрын

Theo discusses the Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather fight, tells childhood hot tub stories, shares his love of woman's softball and pays tribute to some childhood friends that recently passed away. Plus, Theo gives a FaceTime call to a single mother battling cancer and Hodgkin Lymphoma and offers her some help.
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@TheoVon
@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
bit.ly/theovonclips
@Alexfromthe6
@Alexfromthe6 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@K31R616
@K31R616 3 жыл бұрын
SAND CASTLE Sweet is the dream that hovers above your sorrow. “Someday” is the time when all you believe in comes true. While you wait, climb the stairs of knowledge like prayers to the tower of Spiritual Awakening where your Heart sees the Truth by the Light of your kindness. You know you can never be happy while even one innocent being suffers. Step gently with each thought, for though it disappears behind you far into the mist of time, what awaits you is that which your thoughts have created. If there is not Love in your mansion, though it be filled with jewels it is cold and empty inside. When you knock on the door of your Future, it is only you that will answer. You cannot avoid the mirror. Your reflection will reveal your gratitude. The Universe will return your generosity. Dream well, Children. Have faith in your fantasy. Today it comes True. -Gary Becker
@johnself463
@johnself463 3 жыл бұрын
Look up Tina kindred prins on Facebook
@gilbertgomez5042
@gilbertgomez5042 3 жыл бұрын
$45 for slides
@danielstephenson7720
@danielstephenson7720 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺
@demitrioskarageorgos7589
@demitrioskarageorgos7589 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he'll give you a restaurant recommendation for "the best burger joint in town" but that place closed six years ago.
@bigestbiggy8214
@bigestbiggy8214 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@robstack3712
@robstack3712 3 жыл бұрын
Funny, but he is NOT
@paytonmassey27
@paytonmassey27 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha
@Kryptospotted
@Kryptospotted 3 жыл бұрын
this actually happened to me once. "it's called burger king. it's right down the road"
@alexhidell663
@alexhidell663 Жыл бұрын
Exactly bro!
@butchxflaccidy996
@butchxflaccidy996 3 жыл бұрын
Theo calling Prince Harry “Little Marky” is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard
@Krim707
@Krim707 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a profoundly funny thing
@denuf23
@denuf23 3 жыл бұрын
45:16 “i want to be a part of a solution in the world” my response to you theo is that you already are. You make hundreds of thousands of people laugh and smile every week. You’re already the solution. Gang gang
@stormyvibez
@stormyvibez 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I agree! Gang
@bmthornell
@bmthornell 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking “is Theo holding AMC?”
@mikewhite4264
@mikewhite4264 3 жыл бұрын
Rat king when you and riff raft going to do the damn thing again. That was a CLASSIC...
@MikeF031
@MikeF031 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@user-rg6pc7ye6t
@user-rg6pc7ye6t 3 жыл бұрын
Pg !ptl ..gang gang
@rhyansmith5214
@rhyansmith5214 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt you’ll see this Theo, but the part when you said “ I want to be a solution in the world”. You already are man, so many of us listen to you to work out our own, and just have a laugh when we need it. Seriously man, you do so much for all of us. Love you brother
@MantissToboggan
@MantissToboggan 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh what a comment. This is beyond facts.
@Doodchillbro
@Doodchillbro 3 жыл бұрын
amen
@Hitman-tk6en
@Hitman-tk6en 3 жыл бұрын
Amen brother praise the lord!
@thebeaver6596
@thebeaver6596 3 жыл бұрын
Your not being a downer Theo we love hearing how you feel, that’s why we listen. God bless Theo love ya bruh
@kkkkit
@kkkkit 3 жыл бұрын
And that’s why he says it. It’s not real, everything is a joke remember
@Spokes2024
@Spokes2024 3 жыл бұрын
Real $h!T!!! GANG GANG!!!! Much love Theo!!
@bhikhusinglodha9220
@bhikhusinglodha9220 3 жыл бұрын
O
@davidcrescencio4483
@davidcrescencio4483 3 жыл бұрын
speak for yourself
@craftycraff7938
@craftycraff7938 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Im-just-Stardust
@Im-just-Stardust 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has been talking about being depressed for a while now. Don't give up Theo. Maybe take some vacation my brother.
@Alexfromthe6
@Alexfromthe6 3 жыл бұрын
Because it doesn’t go away. And it’s hard to ask for help especially when your a celebrity like him. But he’s a human being just like us. I wish I could hang out with him and share stories. My father is from Latin America as well.
@surfinsilver
@surfinsilver 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alexfromthe6 I really really wish I could meet him... he seems like the type of celebrity I really do need to meet. Down to earth, connected spiritually, he’s just the best, and I’d honestly pay to meet him. And you wouldn’t catch me dead saying that about anyone else rn
@Alexfromthe6
@Alexfromthe6 3 жыл бұрын
@@surfinsilver I agree amigo.
@informationageenterprise2184
@informationageenterprise2184 3 жыл бұрын
Taking a moment to appreciate Theo calling Paul Revere “the original drunk driver”
@status0
@status0 10 ай бұрын
I was legit about to comment that, and its the first comment i see
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
"A Biscuit will beat the Hell out of a Scone" NEEDS to be a shirt lol
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
With a little graphic of a biscuit standing over a scone like Ali standing over Liston
@capealio
@capealio 3 жыл бұрын
I musta missed that part. Timestamp?
@OurBlackFriend
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
@@capealio less than 5 in lol, round 4:10
@brendanschnabel188
@brendanschnabel188 3 жыл бұрын
Facts Hahahaha 🇺🇸 >>> 🇨🇳
@meranyleuraq6128
@meranyleuraq6128 2 жыл бұрын
Needs to be on a mat
@awesomedave8484
@awesomedave8484 3 жыл бұрын
Wishing anyone struggling in life the strength to stay positive and come out on top!
@thatdutchguy89
@thatdutchguy89 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother
@chek33official
@chek33official 3 жыл бұрын
Wish you all the best Dave, gang gang
@hykeeba-9254
@hykeeba-9254 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@hykeeba-9254
@hykeeba-9254 3 жыл бұрын
Happy pride but also NH ❤️🏳️‍🌈 😂
@krischanlive
@krischanlive 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know if Theo or his team read the comments, but I really appreciate you guys. Best podcast out there, glad I found this, love!
@retepocir9
@retepocir9 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a Florida toll booth worker that asks for a little "extra change" for his coke habit. PTL
@Usergx-3047
@Usergx-3047 3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly where he got this shirt
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 3 жыл бұрын
PGB
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
Repping that White POWDER 👌🎱
@jarrodammons8915
@jarrodammons8915 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely a skyway bridge toll shirt
@dom_wagmi
@dom_wagmi 3 жыл бұрын
believe me Theo, you ARE already a big solution in the world. I feel so lonely these times and when i listen to your podcasts i feel somehow connected again and its like we spend time together. i laugh so hard on your jokes and i can relate to so much stuff you talk about. you do better work than my therapists. you are a special soul man. thanks!
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
I second that.
@brandongay1315
@brandongay1315 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@lancecourts5943
@lancecourts5943 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@declankane3749
@declankane3749 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like Ace Ventura's little brother from Louisiana.
@NanNanNABooBoo
@NanNanNABooBoo 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't mind seeing remake of that with Theo(you already know hes about that stray animal belt life)
@leovilla1857
@leovilla1857 3 жыл бұрын
Von is just short for Ventura
@boostgoober7262
@boostgoober7262 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@joeysalas5345
@joeysalas5345 3 жыл бұрын
Spade Venture #gang
@johnnie543
@johnnie543 3 жыл бұрын
Claude Vendre?
@ghost_in_the_robot
@ghost_in_the_robot 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is the most real person on all of youtube. I appreciate the sincerity.
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
He's actually the most fiction in podcasting. He makes shit up off the top of his head lmao
@ghost_in_the_robot
@ghost_in_the_robot 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedonofthsht76-58 do you even watch his videos? The guy speaks on his struggles with addiction, dating life, staying motivated and positive. His whole thing is the Dark Arts. The fiction you point out is thinnly veiled humour with grains of truth and wisdom if you're able to comprehend Theo's mastery of metaphors and parables. Like i said, the guy is emotionally vunerable. He remembers all his friends from his past like Billy Conforto. RIP.
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghost_in_the_robot calm down there deep diver. He makes up a lot of shit still
@thebeaver6596
@thebeaver6596 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghost_in_the_robot praise god baby
@ghost_in_the_robot
@ghost_in_the_robot 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedonofthsht76-58 Yeah... It's called comedy? Humour? Perhaps you have heard of it before? You exaggerate the truth and embelish to get a satirical reaction.
@TheJCinator
@TheJCinator 3 жыл бұрын
Theo look like an undercover cop at a post Malone concert
@bigestbiggy8214
@bigestbiggy8214 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@3DomSculpts
@3DomSculpts 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he teaches "Karate" to middle aged women in the Canary Islands. Gang.
@schoooooles
@schoooooles 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 3 жыл бұрын
Slangang
@DDDDdJagr
@DDDDdJagr 3 жыл бұрын
Meh.
@descripto2586
@descripto2586 3 жыл бұрын
Sort of, he teaches kama sutra.
@josegarcia-is6wu
@josegarcia-is6wu 3 жыл бұрын
@@DDDDdJagr so you got nothing good to say. Your comment was shit lol not meh.
@roughlyspeaking3895
@roughlyspeaking3895 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Peloton maybe doesn't know who Theo's audience is, but I'm glad they're sponsoring the podcast.
@marksmith3991
@marksmith3991 3 жыл бұрын
Ye man I ain't getting on a bike that goes nowhere
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
I’m thinking about it. I wanna work out in the AC!
@brookeb452
@brookeb452 3 жыл бұрын
I think if it wasn’t more than many make in a week, there would probably be a lot more ppl willing to buy them. I know I would at least ha
@kkkkit
@kkkkit 3 жыл бұрын
@@brookeb452 I’d say a month!
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
@@brookeb452 it’s almost more than I make in a month! I feel you! 😂
@rachaelrae
@rachaelrae 3 жыл бұрын
Theo, 2021: "It's like a halfway house for... Capitalism....basically." Gang gang
@jakestagg
@jakestagg 3 жыл бұрын
Think I love you
@jessicajorge4801
@jessicajorge4801 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god everything he says should be put on t-shirts. No context necessary.
@jakestagg
@jakestagg 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicajorge4801 I would like to take you on a date
@K31R616
@K31R616 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakestagg - Dude, stop. Get out of the damn house!
@LeeC58
@LeeC58 3 жыл бұрын
@@K31R616 Lol turn the hose on him bud👍
@dario6950
@dario6950 3 жыл бұрын
When Theo talks about being sad, it makes me feel like Im not the only one thats sad sometimes, so keep it coming brother we gonna get trough this
@SpeedOfThought1111
@SpeedOfThought1111 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll restack your spine. They call me Jimmy-Jenga" almost made me spew lmao
@bigestbiggy8214
@bigestbiggy8214 3 жыл бұрын
Spew
@maxim9461
@maxim9461 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to watch the Podcast without laughing but I only made it to about 2 minutes The shirts with ONLY collars got me
@SuperCanonshooter
@SuperCanonshooter 3 жыл бұрын
That one got me genuinely cracked up!
@juiicex2
@juiicex2 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same !
@juiicex2
@juiicex2 3 жыл бұрын
That shirt comment is what makes Theo, Theo
@rburke1017
@rburke1017 8 ай бұрын
Then when he says it was a very professional shirt 😂😂😂
@jacobbuley3414
@jacobbuley3414 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to get your hands dirty when you gotta high five someone with a clean hand every day”
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
Poetic
@spookeddudedevito
@spookeddudedevito 3 жыл бұрын
I've done some of my best partying by myself. Gang.
@jontravolta7971
@jontravolta7971 3 жыл бұрын
I can't make friends either
@Ashley_Schaeffer
@Ashley_Schaeffer 3 жыл бұрын
Is there any other way to party??
@St.nobody
@St.nobody 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to my homies with lights that change colors in their room for when they snort ketamine
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 жыл бұрын
Word
@maljayworldstar776
@maljayworldstar776 3 жыл бұрын
Making friends is just simply meeting the same person at a different location and saying “hey weren’t you at?...”
@barefootingbrad22
@barefootingbrad22 3 жыл бұрын
First time watching the podcast. Saw theo on tiktok talking about being sober and thought I'd give it a look. Couple minutes in and I felt like I could trust this guy and I could talk to him. Very real guy and I'm happy I found this. I want theo von to be my best friend
@Ohyouknowit
@Ohyouknowit 3 жыл бұрын
The “learn how to prov-alone” line when he’s talking about the guy dong things like making cheese by himself was genius.
@spicetalk8672
@spicetalk8672 3 жыл бұрын
I am 24 and don't have a family of my own , but I'm glad to have meet Theo Von . Gang gang
@gchros9292
@gchros9292 3 жыл бұрын
Helping single moms is so damn cool. Theo, I will just say this. You are a good dude. Don't ever think anything different. Keep on keepin on my man.
@danthonybomes9423
@danthonybomes9423 3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@leem9327
@leem9327 3 жыл бұрын
@@danthonybomes9423 degenerate.
@Spongekelp
@Spongekelp 3 жыл бұрын
The outlet mall talk is taking me out. “A shirt made of collars”
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
It's like theo's mind has to take a pause every now and then, to fully take in how to say the genius that goes on in his head. He can't just tell you something straight, he makes the most simple things exaggerated and extraordinary
@system.warfare
@system.warfare 3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes. How has Mensa not recognizef this yet?! LOL.
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
@@system.warfare one day!
@mallorymusallam9588
@mallorymusallam9588 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yessss. I really think his brain is firing on a whole different realm
@notmychairnotmyprblm
@notmychairnotmyprblm 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re out there.. knobbin’ on a couple Monsanto muffins dude.. now your mustache won’t grow, you don’t know what’s going and your tongue tastes like soy beans.” 😂
@nirtdapper
@nirtdapper 3 жыл бұрын
Lost a childhood friend of mine to drugs a few years ago. Thanks for speaking on your own experiences Theo, it helped me process mine a bit more. Gang.
@onestarflag9876
@onestarflag9876 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: "people say they wanna eat clean"... here's you a deep fried towel. I died 🤣 PG.
@asholegau
@asholegau 3 жыл бұрын
LOLLLLL!!
@davis4218
@davis4218 3 жыл бұрын
When are we, the fans of Theo, gonna get our shit together and make a giant coffee table book full of Theoisms?
@schoooooles
@schoooooles 3 жыл бұрын
Do it, bruh
@bmthornell
@bmthornell 3 жыл бұрын
He’s got to get a good % of Sales.
@sebp400
@sebp400 3 жыл бұрын
Followed by the book of Theo youtube roasts. It's my favorite thing to read while listening to the podcast.
@xaviernavy
@xaviernavy 3 жыл бұрын
Take my money…
@arsek503
@arsek503 3 жыл бұрын
Only Theo Von can make you cry and then laugh before the tears even off your face..
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
"They'll jump start a Civic with them milk knuckles." 💀☠️
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
She out there showing that Slick Wallet? Even his throw aways are so funny
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicksilver_music Agreed. This episode was epic.
@ontariofarmer1336
@ontariofarmer1336 3 жыл бұрын
Really felt like I could use this right now. Thanks theo ! I'm trying to win my love back and everyday I'm trying to better myself. God bless you all
@nandakumar8936
@nandakumar8936 3 жыл бұрын
A comedian that looks like a dj on a cruise ship and talks at times like a pastor. This man is chaos.
@CaliWilderness
@CaliWilderness 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looking like he workin a Sunglass Hut kiosk in the mall.
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
Lol is this Weekend at Bernies "The Ressurection"
@jeffreymoran6234
@jeffreymoran6234 3 жыл бұрын
In oakwood mall,Theo would know that mall real good.
@FelonyChris
@FelonyChris 3 жыл бұрын
So coked out he gotta wear a headband at all times.
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is the man at the fair in the dunk tank.
@thetruthmessenger6358
@thetruthmessenger6358 3 жыл бұрын
My favs are THEO doing SOLO podcasts......PURE GOLD.......plus lots of other elements....GANG GANG 2021 TRUTHS>
@jtotherog
@jtotherog 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you. 🤙
@johnblanchard2520
@johnblanchard2520 3 жыл бұрын
That intro, with the music and the message, that’s what we came for! That’s the Theo everyone wants a piece of! Gang Gang bro! Thank you for taking it back to how it once was.
@MAJALIJU
@MAJALIJU 3 жыл бұрын
Not only genius level jokes but damn the positivity and good vibes always cheer me up
@carolinagirl7596
@carolinagirl7596 3 жыл бұрын
“A biscuit would beat the hell out of a scone.” Theo Von I love the way he accurately but indirectly referred to Prince Harry and Markle as fucktards. 😂🤣😂 Theo saying all the things I’ve been thinking, and I appreciate you for that.
@twarken5078
@twarken5078 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he chauffeurs juice-heads around Key West on a rusty rickshaw for sinister IOU’s.
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
When you realize anytime Theo says "uhh or umm" he's making something up or lieing about something.. lmao
@CheeseBurgerSugar
@CheeseBurgerSugar 3 жыл бұрын
Or when he says “huh” when someone says something so he can buy time to think. I love it all
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
@@CheeseBurgerSugar exactly 🤣🤣🤣
@CalebManning2
@CalebManning2 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a comedian doing comedy. Imagine ever thinking it was all real
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
@@CalebManning2 yea thanks for the explanation that I didnt need.
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is the prime example of how being successful, rich, and famous, means absolutely nothing if you dont have your peace. I hope he finds it one day.
@CBReptiles1
@CBReptiles1 3 жыл бұрын
That’s just it though he’s not rich
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
@@CBReptiles1 guy you're high, yeah he is, he just doesnt like to brag about it or show it off. And that's what makes him great.
@CBReptiles1
@CBReptiles1 3 жыл бұрын
Google says less than a million net worth. That’s all I’m saying is that isn’t rich these days
@FlockNFroth
@FlockNFroth 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he sells bootleg houseplants out of a van at the beach
@capealio
@capealio 3 жыл бұрын
What is a bootleg houseplant
@FlockNFroth
@FlockNFroth 3 жыл бұрын
@@capealio Exactly. *looks around* Now do you want this Yucca or not?
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
@@capealio if you have to ask you can't afford it my man 🤷
@capealio
@capealio 3 жыл бұрын
@@amandal4419 bootlegs are cheap. Your logic appears to be non-existent. just like bootleg houseplants
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
@@capealio it's a joke bro. Damn your life really that rough to be on here like this over bootleg houseplants. There's a movie called Beerfest. Go check it out and come back to me with an honest review, my love. 💋
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s hot tub bit is legendary. Gang brother and PTL.
@benmikola3436
@benmikola3436 3 жыл бұрын
link?
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
@@benmikola3436 19:50 Gang shit brauhhh
@Johaneeeek
@Johaneeeek 3 жыл бұрын
theo looks like he plays the bongos for george michael
@declankane3749
@declankane3749 3 жыл бұрын
Nice one lol
@rancewhite9312
@rancewhite9312 3 жыл бұрын
Theo lookin like This Past Weekend at Bernies. Gang Shit bruh praise god.
@xaviernavy
@xaviernavy 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is why I come here.
@chezaraeyothers5164
@chezaraeyothers5164 3 жыл бұрын
I seen an episode of most dangerous jobs and at #3 they listed "Being Theo's childhood friend"
@shaunamills4926
@shaunamills4926 3 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds and I already can’t😂😂
@maxim9461
@maxim9461 3 жыл бұрын
he got me at 2 minutes with the shirts with only collars
@jakestagg
@jakestagg 3 жыл бұрын
I love you shauna
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakestagg bro go lap some water off the floor you thirsty dog
@jakestagg
@jakestagg 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedonofthsht76-58 haha you right lol who the fuck does that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakestagg lmaooo
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead 3 жыл бұрын
HELL YEA, waking up on my birthday to some gym time and THIS PAST WEEKEND!! Let’s go baby boy GANG!
@ralanbek95
@ralanbek95 3 жыл бұрын
Get after it 🤘
@drane10
@drane10 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he takes beach chair to basketball match
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
At the Lakers game with spf50 on. Gang gang!
@rhettlink9805
@rhettlink9805 3 жыл бұрын
who calls it a basketball MATCH 😂🆗✊🏿
@MrDzdevil
@MrDzdevil 3 жыл бұрын
"Apparantly the import/export busines is we're just all sharing a bunch of fuck-tards" omg theo you made my week with that one, your stupidity level is at an all time high, thanks so much for all you do brotha!💕
@benculver6133
@benculver6133 3 жыл бұрын
"Outlet malls are the halfway houses for capitalism." Brilliant!
@comfykeegs
@comfykeegs 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like that Hawaiian smoothie shop shaman he was describing in his DMT tale
@JustCallitpodcast
@JustCallitpodcast 3 жыл бұрын
Most imaginative comedian off the top of the head magician
@JustCallitpodcast
@JustCallitpodcast 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@semirjemill
@semirjemill 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he still hasn’t recovered from the weekend with Casey Frey PTL
@13nohead
@13nohead 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@legendarykielbasapower525
@legendarykielbasapower525 3 жыл бұрын
Casey Frey has the personality of a cast iron pan
@semirjemill
@semirjemill 3 жыл бұрын
@@legendarykielbasapower525 casey sounds like his entire bloodline died from a disease and hes the only one left
@jasonthompson2406
@jasonthompson2406 3 жыл бұрын
@@13nohead just got a cast iron pan in the mail lmao gang baby!
@bigestbiggy8214
@bigestbiggy8214 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonthompson2406 Cook me some eggs. I like them a little more done then sunny side up but I little less cooked than fried. Some hash browns would be nice too. Thanks
@Tw33tMonsta14
@Tw33tMonsta14 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t be surprised if Theo doesn’t have an internet connection in his home
@Monsterofmyths
@Monsterofmyths 3 жыл бұрын
I just want a theo dj hour, I'd listen to that shit gang baby.
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
#TheoThurrrrsdays
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 жыл бұрын
@@amandal4419 light of my life
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
@@Last_Chance. fate should've made me a gentleman's wife 🌞
@tonywooten596
@tonywooten596 3 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing those dance moves
@juiicex2
@juiicex2 3 жыл бұрын
He’s 50-0……. 7 of his wins came from his ex wives 😂 9:21 …………….. all-ege-dly
@muhhtayoo4892
@muhhtayoo4892 3 жыл бұрын
This right here cemented theo as one of the realest out there. If you done wrong he isn’t afraid to call you out. No matter who you are.
@carolinagirl7596
@carolinagirl7596 3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate description of an outlet mall that I’ve ever heard. Gang gang.
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 жыл бұрын
Have a beautiful day sweetheart
@gs6151
@gs6151 3 жыл бұрын
You don’t bring a Blooming Onion to a BLOOMING ONION .
@squirrelsrock385
@squirrelsrock385 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at, 'I drove over here. I'm going to see if they can still get me in!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good place you’re going to if you have gravel in the road. Gang gang daddy. Onward!
@mysonandme8424
@mysonandme8424 3 жыл бұрын
I woke up to a dang-a-lang salute. And that's a full bladder, baby. Gang gang.
@gingernichols8419
@gingernichols8419 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm upstairs!" would be a good name for your show : )
@DDDDdJagr
@DDDDdJagr 3 жыл бұрын
No
@gingernichols8419
@gingernichols8419 3 жыл бұрын
@@DDDDdJagr why not?
@DDDDdJagr
@DDDDdJagr 3 жыл бұрын
@@gingernichols8419 Am I really going to explain to you why that’s irrelevant to anything? “Hey, you should call your next special “How are you?” Because he says it sometimes. What’s next? “Onward”?
@gingernichols8419
@gingernichols8419 3 жыл бұрын
@@DDDDdJagr do you know what a euphemism is?
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to bring back "GET IN THERRRREEEE"
@carissasokolowski6766
@carissasokolowski6766 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but that very first sound... it did something to me! Lmao ;)
@stephyourcurry
@stephyourcurry 3 жыл бұрын
Theo you're an absolute comedian genius, thanks for making my day better dude. Gang gang
@cassnicholls4296
@cassnicholls4296 3 жыл бұрын
Theo Von you help me get up everyday and continue fighting for my recovery! Thank you for being so amazing and handsome and funny!!!
@pawelfigat4017
@pawelfigat4017 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he goes to outlet malls with someone he loves unconditionally, to waste money on shit that doesn't fit.
@firstlast2762
@firstlast2762 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that’s so specific!
@pawelfigat4017
@pawelfigat4017 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast2762 @ 00:35
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 жыл бұрын
Buying shirts made with only collars
@michellejones2427
@michellejones2427 3 жыл бұрын
He read your comment on Theo Clips today! He was reading funny messages and loved this one 😂
@pawelfigat4017
@pawelfigat4017 3 жыл бұрын
@@michellejones2427 I was just using his own joke towards him haha... watch this video @ 00:35
@ms.buoyant
@ms.buoyant 3 жыл бұрын
For sure, the stress from the cancer diagnosis triggered the Bell's Palsy. Bell's Palsy is no joy ride. 😢 Please bless her with extra cash so she can get acupuncture (muscle stimulation) on her face. This treatment is the only thing that helped me. I'll pray for her 🙏 Thank you for helping her Theo!
@Liam22278
@Liam22278 3 жыл бұрын
LOL Theo talking about them outlets in Floey, Alabama on the way to Gulf Shores
@Guestvintage
@Guestvintage 3 жыл бұрын
The Olive Garden of Eden is just too good 😂😂😂
@joshadams5709
@joshadams5709 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he goes by "Deuce Vontura: Stray Animal Whisperer"
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Word man sometimes you gotta ask Yourself "do I really wanna feel better?". True shit
@marcusbailey2632
@marcusbailey2632 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looking like he sells fake coke to Chad's on spring break
@billyg2768
@billyg2768 3 жыл бұрын
Ha
@williamguilfoyle3068
@williamguilfoyle3068 3 жыл бұрын
Straight metformin and baby laxative
@chadausburn4832
@chadausburn4832 3 жыл бұрын
True.
@bigestbiggy8214
@bigestbiggy8214 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rburke1017
@rburke1017 8 ай бұрын
I had to rewatch the naked lady at Outback THREE TIMES IN A ROW because Theo’s play-by-play is one of the funniest thing I have ever seen 😂😂
@sethedwards9090
@sethedwards9090 3 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed today gang gang brother!!
@jamiecameron7615
@jamiecameron7615 Жыл бұрын
"they been involved in domestic disputes but now they going to the beach" 😂 ah childhood memories 😂 👌🏻
@Makszi
@Makszi 3 жыл бұрын
Theo the type to stroke it to a softball game. Gang
@jtotherog
@jtotherog 3 жыл бұрын
Guilty😂
@akayardbyrd2457
@akayardbyrd2457 3 жыл бұрын
He said “non-bitcoin owning people“ 🤣😂😂 this made me laugh too hard LOL
@SUPREMEx93
@SUPREMEx93 3 жыл бұрын
Man I just love you theo! You're like my older brother man! I'm so greatful of you brotha! GET IN THERE!!!!!!
@curtisboyce3849
@curtisboyce3849 3 жыл бұрын
theo doesn't wear shades on podcasts because he relapsed. naaaah bbgirl he just finally sees how bright his future is gang baby. onward.
@BrizzyBrake
@BrizzyBrake 3 жыл бұрын
imagine theo von as a professor, he wouldnt care about whats he saying, coolest professor ever.
@johnrossi8862
@johnrossi8862 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Fucking christ "The olive Garden of Eden". I literally laughed out loud every time I watch Theo. Honestly, these videos are some of the best times of my days and weeks. Theo please never stop
@alexh889
@alexh889 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is a goddamn poet that is not appreciated enough in his time
@pyore2614
@pyore2614 3 жыл бұрын
Sir eat you a Lion's Mane Mushroom 🍄 antidepressant! Good stuff. You're the first genuinely funny person I've seen in a while. Stay strong, dawg. You're bringing joy to ppls lives.
@JD-ck9ud
@JD-ck9ud 3 жыл бұрын
"But he wasn't even your step dad. He was just a man letting you live in his home."
@tommoore7982
@tommoore7982 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you theo for making discussing mental health and addiction less taboo. A true inspiration.
@JarranTyler1987
@JarranTyler1987 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever God exists, put all your blessings towards this strong woman!
@Coltnocap
@Coltnocap 3 жыл бұрын
@@AmmoGus1 hahah
@JarranTyler1987
@JarranTyler1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@AmmoGus1 c'mon brother... gotta be respectful and kind to other people as well... even the Slams
@kelleyfarm
@kelleyfarm 3 жыл бұрын
IM UPSTAIRS.... this episode has the best theo-isms
@billkapri5339
@billkapri5339 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Theo
@grumman38
@grumman38 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a guy that feeds giraffes at a roadside zoo.
@adamdrakestudio
@adamdrakestudio 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed outloud pissing into a urinal of a public toilet here in the UK on that Lacoste shirt shooting up
@AdventureOmelet
@AdventureOmelet 3 жыл бұрын
He says, "Paul Revere was the original drunk driver!" 🤣🤣 When do we see the Theo and Tracy Morgan collaboration?? Two guys who say the classic random shit better than anyone.
@samclark4603
@samclark4603 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is the definition of your single uncle
@FelicisFelix
@FelicisFelix 3 жыл бұрын
08:28 “You had the Floyd Merriweather and uh, uh, pole, uh, Logan Paul, went at it.” 😂
@aardeng
@aardeng 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he advocates "equal rights for ferns"
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