Great Siege of Malta be like

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MasterofRoflness

MasterofRoflness

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@MasterofRoflness
@MasterofRoflness 2 ай бұрын
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@4Pidxce
@4Pidxce 2 ай бұрын
What is Denmark doing In the Ottoman Empire. Oh wait, it's the Templars. Edit : It isn't the Templars, it's the Knights Hospitaller
@mjama2132
@mjama2132 Ай бұрын
@@4Pidxce huh
@Meme-Republic
@Meme-Republic 2 ай бұрын
*Turks Realizing their Apothecary is an Italian: 💀💀💀
@vit968
@vit968 2 ай бұрын
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
@pierluigiadreani2159
@pierluigiadreani2159 2 ай бұрын
"My whole strategy was based on looking ethnically ambiguos"- an Italian dude somewhere.
@XD-sc4ix
@XD-sc4ix 2 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna do a miniscule amount of tomfoolery"
@izzatsufian2796
@izzatsufian2796 2 ай бұрын
Most sane Crusader Ottoman war:
@mohitanand1844
@mohitanand1844 2 ай бұрын
If i was a billionaire , i would enact large scale re -enactments of such events to fill the gaps like what happened when they were " intensely fighting for days "
@lucareviews9760
@lucareviews9760 2 ай бұрын
Hey bro my family are billionaires in like 2 months remind me then and I'll figure out the costs and check if it's possible
@swyjix
@swyjix 2 ай бұрын
We shall see
@mohitanand1844
@mohitanand1844 2 ай бұрын
​@@lucareviews9760I think it won't be much .the Japanese taiga dramas use actual samurai equipment and they are made in reasonable tv price
@lucareviews9760
@lucareviews9760 2 ай бұрын
@@mohitanand1844 I’ll check the prices but idk like I could dump 900k car batteries in the ocean instead
@mohitanand1844
@mohitanand1844 2 ай бұрын
​@@lucareviews9760we have govts for that
@Snp2024
@Snp2024 2 ай бұрын
130 thousand cannon balls yet fort still standing how ? Literally sounds like story straight out of fiction yet here we are .
@Smokecall
@Smokecall 2 ай бұрын
100 thousand "warning shots" After all, why call a miss a miss when it still can be repurposed as a warning shot?
@ssnaut1871
@ssnaut1871 2 ай бұрын
​@@SmokecallTurks were so generous they spend 80% of their ammo on warning shots
@quinnholloway5400
@quinnholloway5400 2 ай бұрын
A lot of them might have missed Remember, the ottomans had big cannons, but that power came at certain **Costs**
@poldi2233
@poldi2233 2 ай бұрын
Forts in that ear were constructed to withstand cannon shots. They weren't medieval castles anymore.
@poldi2233
@poldi2233 2 ай бұрын
Also in the siege of Crete at some point the Ottomans started making cannons in Venetian caliber to reuse the cannon balls the defenders fired at them lol
@colminerojoshuab.8155
@colminerojoshuab.8155 2 ай бұрын
Least nationalistic Turk: "To be fair, it was an oopsy daisy on our part."🇹🇷
@kompatybilijny9348
@kompatybilijny9348 2 ай бұрын
You've misspelled "Skill Issue"
@megalodon3655
@megalodon3655 2 ай бұрын
If you really want to make the, angry just remind them that the “backwards Arabs” managed to defeat armies with the more numbers and better armor and conquered more lands then the ottomans every could while the ottomans couldn’t even take that amount of land with double or triple or quadruple that number 😂😅.
@TrajGreekFire
@TrajGreekFire 2 ай бұрын
@@megalodon3655 just remind them that their own province - Egypt was able to kick their assess in 19th century
@giorgijioshvili9713
@giorgijioshvili9713 2 ай бұрын
​@@TrajGreekFire to be honest everybody kicked there ass in 19th century
@keeshans5768
@keeshans5768 2 ай бұрын
@@TrajGreekFireyeah and we kicked everyone’s asses from Iran to Europe to Egypt for hundreds of years? What you want to call it a tie? Sure lil bro, dogging on the ottomans on their last days is like being a single Germanic tribe claiming victory over the entire fall of the Roman western empire. Nah mate there were a lot of factors at play or you couldn’t take that behemoth down. And that is a fact.
@squish2108
@squish2108 2 ай бұрын
Strongest Ottoman naval landing vs. Weakest Maltese knights:
@mohitanand1844
@mohitanand1844 2 ай бұрын
Ottomans were surprisingly bad with water . Doesn't make sense at all
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta 2 ай бұрын
​@@mohitanand1844 Being decendants of nomads who didnt a sea at all would do that.
@giorgiociaravolol1998
@giorgiociaravolol1998 2 ай бұрын
​@@mohitanand1844 not really. I mean ottoman themselves yes, but they had the full support of barbary pirates that kicked some ass for a long period of time, especially Genoans (idk why specifically them)
@MalaEstrella
@MalaEstrella 2 ай бұрын
​@@giorgiociaravolol1998Because Genoans were the main Christian merchants in that side of the Mediterranean and were the biggest targets. Also, half of the time they were at war with France and couldn't focus their resources on fighting off piracy.
@emreyldz4324
@emreyldz4324 2 ай бұрын
Come on man. These were remnants of the same knights we (Suleiman the Magnificent) have just defeated 30 years ago at Rhodes. They put up a resilant fight so we were able to sign a treat with safe conduct to Christian lands and they have relocated at Malta. But same Suleimans pashas wouldn't be able to achieve a victory 30 years later. There was also a lack of autotrity and chain of command in Turkish camp. Of we were so bad at it, how we were be able to occupy, Rhodes(before), Cyprus and Crete after this failure.
@beaversforlife1298
@beaversforlife1298 2 ай бұрын
This is like the single most covered topic in history class in Maltese primary and secondary schools. Loved that a video was done about maltese history so as a maltese guy I appriciate this. ^^
@charliecooper6586
@charliecooper6586 2 ай бұрын
based malta
@AnonymousVenator
@AnonymousVenator Ай бұрын
That is based af. It damn should be
@AbeJager
@AbeJager Ай бұрын
Malta: the Poland of the Mediterranean
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
​@@AbeJagerThis is actually true, Malta and Poland are kindred spirits.
@giorgiociaravolol1998
@giorgiociaravolol1998 9 күн бұрын
As an Italian, I love the island but seriously, when I landed there that is almost the ONLY topic that is shown around. The island has so much to offer and the locals are insanely friendly (especially when they found out I'm sicilian)
@Pokesus
@Pokesus 2 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a spanish not waiting for orders, as usual lmfao. In fact our armies had laws and punishment for too brave soldiers or battalions who didn't follow orders and just go to fight as crazy.
@gottesurteil3201
@gottesurteil3201 2 ай бұрын
Worked out for Cortez.
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
Actually, the go ahead was given by garcia with recultance. Garcia de Toledo had instructions from the viceroy not to engage unless attacked. Garcia s men did want to butcher the ottomans who actually attacked them near imdina and as such, the spanish kicked the already running ottomans.
@MalaEstrella
@MalaEstrella 2 ай бұрын
​@@gottesurteil3201 And ironically, the governor Cortés disobeyed was actually disobeying higher orders himself.
@darkknightbatman8269
@darkknightbatman8269 Ай бұрын
🇪🇸🗿
@Marz049
@Marz049 2 ай бұрын
HOW did the Ottomans fumble this 💀
@symmetrymilton4542
@symmetrymilton4542 2 ай бұрын
A series of unfortunate events
@blablasaurusrexass2103
@blablasaurusrexass2103 2 ай бұрын
0:23
@mohitanand1844
@mohitanand1844 2 ай бұрын
It happens .sometimes god is on your side .sometimes he isn't It happens to the best of us
@youtubesucks3882
@youtubesucks3882 2 ай бұрын
Taking over fortresses, especially well designed ones, is close to impossible. It why the Ottomans decimated all castles and fortresses in Wallachia following Michael the Brave's revolt. They had massive casualties because of a few hundred rebels holding a fort.
@gusfring6887
@gusfring6887 2 ай бұрын
Unlucky rolls I guess
@4Pidxce
@4Pidxce 2 ай бұрын
What is Denmark doing in Turkey-. Oh, that's the Templars
@lahire4943
@lahire4943 2 ай бұрын
The Knight Hospitallers
@Christian_VIII
@Christian_VIII 2 ай бұрын
The danish was part of the 2nd crusade tho
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn 2 ай бұрын
Well the norwegians and danish were part of the crusades too
@vit968
@vit968 2 ай бұрын
Well the ancient vikings had been going to -Constantinople- Istanbul since the 800s. They got directions.
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
The knights templar were killed off in the 1300s. The hospitallers are a different group altogheter.
@adisappointedfbiagent449
@adisappointedfbiagent449 2 ай бұрын
Least goofy aaaa European vs Ottoman conflict
@tigertankerer
@tigertankerer 2 ай бұрын
Turks: we were conquerors of the world in that time, no one stood a chance against us! Europeans: What about Malta? Turks singing: We don't talk about Malta, no, no no...
@MalaEstrella
@MalaEstrella 2 ай бұрын
Nor Lepanto, nor Vienna.
@wabi-sabi6155
@wabi-sabi6155 2 ай бұрын
@@MalaEstrella Nor against the Russian.
@cenktuneygok8986
@cenktuneygok8986 2 ай бұрын
@@wabi-sabi6155 Baltacı Mehmet annihilated Russia to the point that their Queen came to his tent with 7 wagons of gold and begged him to spare Russian army. Some even say it went beyond begging, but that is a myth of course. Russian Empire simply rose to power during Turkish Empire's implosion.
@wabi-sabi6155
@wabi-sabi6155 2 ай бұрын
@@cenktuneygok8986 The Ottoman Empire only won 2 of the 12 Wars fought against the Russian Empire. And one of them was the Crimean War where the British and French entered the war out of pity in favor of the Turks. The "implosion" of every single empire is their to blame. And we can use the same argument that the Ottomans simply rose to power during the Byzantine Empire "implosion".
@cenktuneygok8986
@cenktuneygok8986 Ай бұрын
@@wabi-sabi6155 Yeah, except Byzantine Empire is not the only power the Ottomans fought against. The Ottomans defeated coalitions of the most powerful European nations including France, Germany, Spain, Italians states, Poland-Lithuania, Hungary and Russia. Besides that, they were also fighting against Persians, Mongols, Mamluks, Akkoyunlus and various other factions on the east. The first major defeat the Europeans managed to inflict against the Turkish Empire was the Great Turkish War; with a coalition of Germany, Russia, Poland-Lithuania, Hungary and Venice. And it took them 16 years to finally push the Turks back. There is no other instance in history when Europeans united against an enemy in such way. Well there was one other instance: The Third Reich. I completely forgot about them.
@blablasaurusrexass2103
@blablasaurusrexass2103 2 ай бұрын
Crazy how after the death of dragut, the corsair commander of the ottomans, they single handedly destroyed every chance they could have at winning
@leeshenshun
@leeshenshun 2 ай бұрын
I doubt things would turn out differently even if he was still alive, he was an admiral, he wouldn't lead the men on land anyway
@The_last_prime
@The_last_prime Ай бұрын
@@leeshenshunthats where your wrong, ottoman admirals usually led armies.
@jacksonmacpherson6101
@jacksonmacpherson6101 Ай бұрын
​​@@leeshenshun the invasion of Malta was led by a bunch of Ottoman failsons who would work against each other and didn't cooperate, Dragut was able to keep them in line (until he exploded)
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
​@@jacksonmacpherson6101Dragut should've called in sick that day
@ziggytheassassin5835
@ziggytheassassin5835 2 ай бұрын
Early modern ottomans always either have roughly equal numbers and stomp the enemy due to better discipline or vastly outnumber the enemy and somehow lose.
@sarubet8725
@sarubet8725 Ай бұрын
Most of the sources on numbers come from defenders. Thats why "9183917381 ottomans vs our guy greg" narrative is so common.
@pro3970
@pro3970 Ай бұрын
​@@sarubet8725 actually the figures for the losses are pretty accurate. Many chrisitian sources coreelate not to mention the detailed descriptions we have. The ottoman sources have much less because of such a humiliating defeat
@sarubet8725
@sarubet8725 Ай бұрын
@@pro3970 "uhm achtually my sources are accurate because they correlate eachother" classic but your "Ottomans make it less" part shows you dont know what you are talking about because Ottomans did not took detailed records as their recruitment system relied on taking man from sipahis along the way. Also so called christian sources also exaggerate their arab, Turk, native whatever to either lift their glory up or deafen their humiliation. Ottoman demographics directly disprove christian sources too as their population was still pretty low in the following centuries.
@TheLifeOfKane
@TheLifeOfKane 2 ай бұрын
My Father was recently knighted in the Holy Order of Malta 🇲🇹 Just an interesting tidbit
@wabi-sabi6155
@wabi-sabi6155 2 ай бұрын
Congratulations! I'm Portuguese of African decent and I'll be knighted in the Order of the Holy Sepulcher of Jerusalem next year, at 31 years old. It's great to see that the Catholic tradition is still strong. DEUS VULT
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 2 ай бұрын
Based beyond mortal words
@AnonymousVenator
@AnonymousVenator Ай бұрын
Unfathomably based
@AbeJager
@AbeJager Ай бұрын
*DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES*
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
​@@wabi-sabi6155Deus Vult, Israel Chai
@SplendidFactor
@SplendidFactor 2 ай бұрын
After that, Morgan Black pursued Sahin the Falcon into the New World. Where they uncovered the treachery of Hospitaller Alain Magnan and worked together with a British female pirate to destroy the Fountain of Youth and break the Circle of Ossus (for some time). Also they stopped some Conquistador (totally historically accurate).
@MetalAcrean
@MetalAcrean 2 ай бұрын
Later on his descendant stopped a russian army bent on conquering the thirteen colonies during the american independence war
@quinnholloway5400
@quinnholloway5400 2 ай бұрын
Age of Empires 3 yay~
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta 2 ай бұрын
Şahin the Falcon? Bro şahin means falcon.
@swyjix
@swyjix 2 ай бұрын
Same energy as Mathias Corvinus The Raven King.
@narraliveproject2576
@narraliveproject2576 2 ай бұрын
Age of Empires 3 campaign story > History channel
@GhostMaker00
@GhostMaker00 2 ай бұрын
I like how it includes slaves for the crusaders but no the turks.
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 2 ай бұрын
I definitely got a chuckle with how very detailed for the Maltese side was while the Ottoman Side is just “Ottomans plus one Vassel”. No distinctions between a Jannisary or a regular, just a corpse.
@redacted5824
@redacted5824 2 ай бұрын
@@Predator20357 probably too embarassed/humiliated to properly record that fiasco of a siege.
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 2 ай бұрын
@@redacted5824 Yah, it definitely sounds like a case of the Ottomans didn’t record this siege very well (for good reasons) and thus they all end up under a broad category of Ottomans.
@Alias_Anybody
@Alias_Anybody 2 ай бұрын
​@@Predator20357 "Murat died 500 times during that siege. Don't question it while I'm telling the Sultan our casualties"
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 2 ай бұрын
@@Alias_Anybody Nah, just sounds like your average Ottoman Battle, getting cut down 500 times over, still win due to your Morale still being strong.
@StephenAbootman
@StephenAbootman 2 ай бұрын
Needs a movie with Mel Gibson as Jean De Valette.
@NucleaRaptor
@NucleaRaptor 2 ай бұрын
Have there been any movie adaptations at all? I'd be stunned if there weren't; it'd be literally DEUS VULT: The Motion Picture.
@TeutonicEmperor1198
@TeutonicEmperor1198 2 ай бұрын
@@NucleaRaptor these things aren't allowed in modern day cinema
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 2 ай бұрын
Jean Reno*
@vit968
@vit968 Ай бұрын
​@@TeutonicEmperor1198 Oh stfu with your persecution complex
@vit968
@vit968 Ай бұрын
They'd have to change the enemy to the English
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere 2 ай бұрын
The men who would boat into St. Elmo at night, replacing the casualties. The singular fort took as long as the entire intended campaign had been planned for.
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 2 ай бұрын
THE FORT BROKE BEFORE THE KNIGHTS DID! MALTA STANDS!
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
And the dejma too
@TheGreyPeregrine
@TheGreyPeregrine 2 ай бұрын
You forgot the fact that Suleyman the Magnificent waged war against the Maltese because they had attacked a ship carrying one of his harem concubines.
@narraliveproject2576
@narraliveproject2576 2 ай бұрын
Out of all wars in the history, this one is the war that was worth to fighting for.
@woopdashoop9860
@woopdashoop9860 2 ай бұрын
Anti-gooner squad ftw
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
Not exactly. The maltese have been corsairing for over a thousand years and we know of some maltese being under the service of the order during their time in Rhodes. Another reason was malta s strategic position which gave the ottomans the possibility to easily raid and attack siicly. Also the ottomans back in 1522 granted the knights mercy. But in malta, the order attacked the ottomans agajn with maltese corsairs and pissed them off.
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 2 ай бұрын
Tier 100 OF subscriber vs thot patrol
@TheGreyPeregrine
@TheGreyPeregrine 2 ай бұрын
@@pro3970 obviously Malta is of strategic importance. But it would have been funny to include that anecdote.
@dreadbread7667
@dreadbread7667 Ай бұрын
One note about the Fort Mdina battle. The fort was heavily undermanned so many of the women in the fort were dressed in military gear and positioned on the walls, making them look like a larger force than they really were.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
So that's where the women of Bastille got their idea from, but in reverse!
@tovarishlumberjack2356
@tovarishlumberjack2356 2 ай бұрын
I visited Malta for that single reason! Great historical landscapes
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Too bad the Maltese themselves forgot about their historical achievements
@heavymetalknight3728
@heavymetalknight3728 2 ай бұрын
What a cool coincidence. I recently came back from a vacation in Malta.
@vit968
@vit968 2 ай бұрын
0:55 That doesn't sound very Geneva-Convention of that fellow
@dr.peanutsheesh6176
@dr.peanutsheesh6176 2 ай бұрын
Geneva convention on medieval times seems doesn't sound bad ngl 😅
@otroweonllamadoseba
@otroweonllamadoseba 2 ай бұрын
They had a serious problem with friendly fire.
@ComradeWinstonChurchill
@ComradeWinstonChurchill Ай бұрын
We need the sequel: Siege Of Malta during WW2
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 2 ай бұрын
I remember reading about a different battle, some years before Malta, that probably cost the Turks the siege. The Turks defeat a force of Hospitallers. The knights had fought well; the Turkish leader praised them, and decided to spare and release the survivors. These men of course would go on to reinforce Malta. I guess that's what you get when you try to be cool and vibe out a war. Oh well.
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
Siege of rhodes 1522
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 2 ай бұрын
Ottomans didn't spare the Knights of Rhodes out of kindness. The Hospitallers just weren't giving up and had already killed tens of thousands of the Sultan's personal army. To extend the siege until every knight was dead would've simply not been worth it, so an honorary surrender was offered. Suleiman wasn't gonna waste time and resources for a couple hundred Christian knights when he had continental Europe in his sights. The Rhodes headquarters was one of the best defended fortresses in the world, and the Hospitallers were absolute demons. It ended up being a massive blunder, but at the time it was pretty reasonable to let the knights go.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
The Turks also stole all of the gozitans a few years before 1565 and sold most of them as slaves. Only a few bought their freedom back. They wanted to do the same for Malta. It was do or die for the non knights on the island
@Reza18497
@Reza18497 2 ай бұрын
Ottoman Empire: *Loses a battle* MasterofRoflness: ''It's free real estate''
@patrick_j_lee
@patrick_j_lee 2 ай бұрын
There's a really great historical fiction novel called "Angels in Iron" that takes place on Malta during this conflict.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Eh, historical fiction involving Malta can get very fanficy level of bad
@allaware1971
@allaware1971 2 ай бұрын
that island was total bait, they should have just guarded the coasts and left them alone-- bait like this always turns the tide of a war.
@PattonTheHospitaller
@PattonTheHospitaller Ай бұрын
The Ottomans wanted control of the Island so they could use it as a potential base for attacking Sicily and maybe even Italy proper
@allaware1971
@allaware1971 Ай бұрын
@@PattonTheHospitaller they didn't need it
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
​@@allaware1971Ottomans believers they were gods. Malta pegged them down a bit.
@andreanecchi5930
@andreanecchi5930 2 ай бұрын
I wish Sabaton would do a song for this battle
@My-cat-is-staring-at-you
@My-cat-is-staring-at-you 2 ай бұрын
The comment section of that video would be a hellhole.
@totalNERD-eo7wx
@totalNERD-eo7wx 2 ай бұрын
I thought that was what "The Last Stand" was
@My-cat-is-staring-at-you
@My-cat-is-staring-at-you 2 ай бұрын
@@totalNERD-eo7wx no 'the last stand' was about that time German mercenaries tried to capture the pope
@totalNERD-eo7wx
@totalNERD-eo7wx 2 ай бұрын
@@My-cat-is-staring-at-you Oh, that makes sense
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
​@@My-cat-is-staring-at-youYeah the Turks would flood it with their moon flag everywhere like in the Euros
@benimtelefoncaliyor1dk
@benimtelefoncaliyor1dk 2 ай бұрын
35k to 6k isn't really a blunder or abnormal as far as sieges are concerned since the besieging side requires more man power / clear numerical advantage
@Snp2024
@Snp2024 2 ай бұрын
Yeah but how they didn't take fort even after 130k cannon fires ? Even if source is exaggerated and no is 80 to 100k it's still insane knights survived that long . Whoever planned this invasion have to be most incompetent general in Turkish force.
@juicymango8785
@juicymango8785 2 ай бұрын
I mean the standard is 3:1 but in malta was over 5:1 so its very impressive
@KashTube-n8y
@KashTube-n8y 2 ай бұрын
The numbers are wrong. See the casualties, they are about 25-35k. How can it be so if the number of Ottoman attackers were 35k. Also these were the Creme de la creme of the Ottomans, including the famous slaver Dragut.
@drazarkabalblade9486
@drazarkabalblade9486 2 ай бұрын
I think the abnormal part is that other than numbers they kinda had the superior firepower and position during the siege, that is something that gives more weight to the story.
@sethheristal9561
@sethheristal9561 2 ай бұрын
@@drazarkabalblade9486 let's not forget that it was also an amphibious assault and Malta was essentially a collection of forts inside forts...
@TSKGnkur1283
@TSKGnkur1283 2 ай бұрын
This shi the reason why Malta even exists as an independent country lmao
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
If it weren't for this victory Malta would be Islamic rn
@XD-sc4ix
@XD-sc4ix 2 ай бұрын
0:55 based fellow Italian
@jvi6371
@jvi6371 2 ай бұрын
shoutout of AoE3 campaign! 🙌
@I_am_inside_your_house
@I_am_inside_your_house Ай бұрын
We're the knights of St.John
@stripeybag6977
@stripeybag6977 2 ай бұрын
Huh, after the first 2 alliance vs Ottoman videos so this is what happens when the French don't ruin it for the Europeans.
@nicbahtin4774
@nicbahtin4774 2 ай бұрын
What about the part the knights fought pirates, aztecs and spanish
@milkmonster2310
@milkmonster2310 2 ай бұрын
Island warfare be like: *Laughing in Maltese*
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
*eating Maltesers, reading Corto Maltese*
@bestlobjagamer348
@bestlobjagamer348 Ай бұрын
what amazes me most is amount of manpower ottomans kept pumping out throuhhout history even tho having such high casualities
@Alias_Anybody
@Alias_Anybody 2 ай бұрын
Weakest Catholic Knights vs strongest Eastern Invaders.
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
*weakest maltese militia and knights
@luxhistoriae1172
@luxhistoriae1172 Ай бұрын
​@@pro3970French/Venise/Sicilian/Spanish were involved on the the Maltese side
@pro3970
@pro3970 Ай бұрын
@@luxhistoriae1172 as far as im aware, france and venice played no real part, in the siege but sicily and spain yes
@issedefontanges979
@issedefontanges979 Ай бұрын
@@pro3970 A big part of KThere were a lot of French in the ranks of the Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, their leader La Valette was one for example.
@pro3970
@pro3970 Ай бұрын
@@issedefontanges979 france itself did not play a role albiet many of the knights being french themselves. Just because frenchmen were involved does not mean the french polity itself sent men
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 2 ай бұрын
Honestly one of the most inspiring sieges I ever read about.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
It is literally reverse Konstantinople. The kind that gives fuel to faith.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 ай бұрын
Request : Sabaton, make a song about this !!!
@Artharia
@Artharia 2 ай бұрын
Proud to be maltese
@ByzantineItalianMapper
@ByzantineItalianMapper Ай бұрын
Based
@superfrycook6360
@superfrycook6360 2 ай бұрын
Sahin: Your crusades are dead! Surrender now and we will let you live. Morgan Black: Never!
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
Something to clarify foe everyone. Most of the defenders were maltese militias called the dejma. No maltese was a knight of saint john, the knights themselevs numbered 541 men, the maltese about 5-9000 depending on source. The spanish in august sent a piccollo soccorso of 900 men.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Legend has it, the island itself got tired of Dragut's bs and dropped a rock on his head herself, killing him instantly
@diamondinthesky4771
@diamondinthesky4771 2 ай бұрын
Turkish Nationalists & Ottoman Empire Simps: "There is no Siege of Malta in Ba Sing Se"
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Hasan Simps: No empire stopped us! Malta: Bet
@Pat0p
@Pat0p 2 ай бұрын
Here we go; the one I've been waiting for.
@megalodon3655
@megalodon3655 2 ай бұрын
The ottoman defeats at Malta and Vienna along with Muslim victories in yarmouk and qaddsyiah and Nahwand is a reminder for folks that numbers don’t guarantee you victories it’s the will power and motivation and strategy of your army and what types of generals you have that determine the outcome of the battle. In yarmouk and qaddysiah and nahwand the Muslim Arabs were heavily outnumbered and didn’t wear heavy armor while their opponents in all three of those battles had the more men and better armor yet they lost meanwhile in the siege of Malta and siege of Vienna the Muslim ottomans had the more numbers and didn’t have the heavy armor but the Christian Europeans did but they had a better strategy and better at siege warfare. Hence they won.
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Look up Upper Mongolia and wonder how Mongolia lost despite the numbers and year date
@pro3970
@pro3970 Ай бұрын
dont be silly. The majority of defenders were militias which wore little to no armour. The only really armoured people wpuld have bee a few maltese nobles and the knights
@Shiptoast0
@Shiptoast0 2 ай бұрын
Priase the lord's miracles
@kanzoyatama7254
@kanzoyatama7254 2 ай бұрын
the adventure quest clip at the end was perfect
@hayeonkim7838
@hayeonkim7838 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for meaningful and valuable video as always ❤❤❤
@matodiniv
@matodiniv Ай бұрын
MALTA MENTIONED RAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642
@bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642 2 ай бұрын
Honestly wouldn't mind a video about all sieges of Malta. That raid the Hafsids did; the Ottoman grand siege covered in this video; whatever the fuck the locals, the French and the British were doing during the War of the Second Coalition; and, of course, the Axis siege
@R...T
@R...T 2 ай бұрын
The longest two minutes of my life
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
-Jean De Vallette
@Benito-lr8mz
@Benito-lr8mz 2 ай бұрын
Iam Spaniard and proud of my history and ancestors.
@Miguel-jr3gb
@Miguel-jr3gb 2 ай бұрын
Como debe ser
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
LEROOOOOOY JEEEERRKINS
@Noahsboats
@Noahsboats Ай бұрын
@@Benito-lr8mz Killing natives you mean? Lol
@robertusaugustus2003
@robertusaugustus2003 2 ай бұрын
Gigachads on all sides, one of the most insane battles in history
@Reformed322
@Reformed322 2 ай бұрын
God I love the Spanish. Some of the coolest history and culture known to mankind. Let alone the historical individuals from Spain that shaped the society we live in today.
@Benito-lr8mz
@Benito-lr8mz 2 ай бұрын
Spain history is underated for exemple no more people know the largest War in history is the Reconquista 800 years .
@chrismath149
@chrismath149 Ай бұрын
About time you make one about the battle of Zenta.
@itaynoy4042
@itaynoy4042 Ай бұрын
Malta is one of the most beautiful and interesting country I've been to. Just don't go in a heatwave like I did
@spenjak18
@spenjak18 Ай бұрын
Gosh, now I wanna see a video about the Siege of Vienna now.
@the_mad_bear3683
@the_mad_bear3683 2 ай бұрын
who would win? 12.000 ottoman troops (of wich 8000 couldn't swim) or 300 croatian boi's in a fort with some horsey bois as a relief force
@thegunslinger8806
@thegunslinger8806 2 ай бұрын
When i say they should make this into a movie instead of another gladiator film i really mean it, the christians basically held a fort in a highly strategic position in malta in order to hault the ottomans from firther expanding their empires grip on the Mediterranean and their pirate raids for white slaves into western europe. It was incredible and the fact the knights stayed and defended for a dozen more years is incredible all in itself.
@puddingsimon2626
@puddingsimon2626 Ай бұрын
Siege of Candia be like: "quick in and out 5 minute siege!" 21 years later :💀
@szevaszte
@szevaszte 2 ай бұрын
saddam husseiiin priviat saddaaaaaam
@aetius7139
@aetius7139 Ай бұрын
Another great siege worth mentioning is the siege of candia in crete. Which took ottomans 21 years to besiege. Which started in 1648 and ended in 1669.
@salvadorsanone5181
@salvadorsanone5181 2 ай бұрын
Now this is what the Anjin is talking about
@mehmetali8640
@mehmetali8640 Ай бұрын
Turks in Rhodes, Crete, Cyprus: easy game😏 Turks in Malta:💀
@ExtremelyTriggered-tl4nv
@ExtremelyTriggered-tl4nv 2 ай бұрын
What’s the name of the song during the Italian man field hospital part?
@Visibletoallusers12
@Visibletoallusers12 2 ай бұрын
I WANT TO KNOW TOO
@leonlsan5093
@leonlsan5093 Ай бұрын
Ayasa Theater Episode 7
@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 ай бұрын
Least attritious Ottoman military operation
@errolthompson4204
@errolthompson4204 2 ай бұрын
A Certified Sun Tzu Moment done Mistakenly by the Turks: ''When a foe is cornered, they must fight for their lives and will do so with the energy of final fear. If you force them to go down in a blaze of glory they will do so, taking more of your troops than you might otherwise expend.''
@usmanahmed8027
@usmanahmed8027 2 ай бұрын
Do next time the Navy Battle of 1571?
@normtrooper4392
@normtrooper4392 Ай бұрын
Brings back memories of age of empires 3
@rednax6955
@rednax6955 2 ай бұрын
You should do the Siege of Szigetvar next
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 2 ай бұрын
Sidge to rival Homer's Troy. Glory to Malta.
@Cody-5501
@Cody-5501 2 ай бұрын
Sandrhoman history has a great video on this siege
@pechkin9474
@pechkin9474 2 ай бұрын
TF, I heard Russian song about Hussein in the end
@user-ex3nq8tg9v
@user-ex3nq8tg9v 2 ай бұрын
Please do about the orpolax battle
@aclown36
@aclown36 Ай бұрын
Blud summoned all Turkish nationalists from the Berlin apartment complex ⚠️⚠️⚠️
@punishedbutler3013
@punishedbutler3013 Ай бұрын
We all know this from the AoE3 campaign
@prathamsingh1481
@prathamsingh1481 2 ай бұрын
*REMISSION*
@riziq30
@riziq30 2 ай бұрын
0:55 song name?
@leonlsan5093
@leonlsan5093 Ай бұрын
Ayasa Theater Episode 7
@zulucruz664
@zulucruz664 2 ай бұрын
I bet those knights eat Maltese. Never underestimate man who have the power of God and Sugar on his side
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Maltesers are pretty good yes
@kermuray
@kermuray 2 ай бұрын
Honestly turks have the most humilating defeats in European powers history
@iyerikhonlauron5618
@iyerikhonlauron5618 2 ай бұрын
Hey MasterofRoflness, you already have other videos on the way but do you think you could make a video about Filipino Scouts flirting with American women at the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair? This is the 3rd time I am making this comment because KZbin does not like me sharing the archive link to the newspaper article, my comments got deleted twice.
@MasterofRoflness
@MasterofRoflness Ай бұрын
ah thats a shame. Best way to suggest ideas is through my discord. You can find the link in the description
@cactusgamingyt9960
@cactusgamingyt9960 2 ай бұрын
Strongest turkish soldiers vs weakest maltese village conscripts
@lordmordic8437
@lordmordic8437 2 ай бұрын
Don't tell bro about the battle of Lepanto
@thefarmking9924
@thefarmking9924 2 ай бұрын
int he fort that was taking they say the last guy was a guy whose legs where cut off on a chair
@pro3970
@pro3970 2 ай бұрын
I think ur talking about how those too injured to fight would be tied to chairs to continue. This indeed happened at fort saint elmk
@AlexandroGL777
@AlexandroGL777 26 күн бұрын
Viva Siempre JESUS CRISTO Y VIVA ESPAÑA.
@joetheman9778
@joetheman9778 2 ай бұрын
Vlad the Impaler would be proud
@Benito-lr8mz
@Benito-lr8mz 2 ай бұрын
Vlad the impaler is nothing in importante compared to Otoman Empíre ; Spanish Empíre etc in fact one of the tryumph of Vlad IS the Otoman Sultán no kill Vlad in first time is in vast part for in the past they had live togheter and felt cwrtain friendship the Sultán to Vlad
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
Vlad had one job to kill Mehmed II. He failed.
@gentilhommedestrasbourg5663
@gentilhommedestrasbourg5663 Ай бұрын
Viva Camilleri !
@inconemay1441
@inconemay1441 2 ай бұрын
IMMA PICTURE
@GezenTavukkkk
@GezenTavukkkk Ай бұрын
Enver Pasha
@marechaldepeteteiii3312
@marechaldepeteteiii3312 2 ай бұрын
DEUS VULT ✝️💪🏻✝️
@judgeanon2922
@judgeanon2922 2 ай бұрын
Do the battle of Lepanto
@chazaqiel2319
@chazaqiel2319 2 ай бұрын
Ayo who tf was that one italian guy tho XD
@falconeshield
@falconeshield Ай бұрын
A time traveller
@Visibletoallusers12
@Visibletoallusers12 2 ай бұрын
what is the MEME SONG that plays with the Italian?!!?!?
@striker7469
@striker7469 2 ай бұрын
Oh fuck.
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