Green screening myself into shows to make them more realistic. Station 19 Edition

Do you want this to be a whole series? Tell me in the comments!

[@thefacer3279]

YES I WANT THIS TO BE A WHOLE SERIES SO I AM TELLING YOU IN THE COMMENTS!!!

[@natescatsandstuff7897]

I second that vote! Absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@thecentralintelligenceagen9963]

Yes I agree with this one

[@chrisusarmy05]

I'm going to 4th this

[@danshonda1337]

I second the motion. All in objection please shut up.

[@zacharyfett2491]

Same!

[@icedraco7672]

You can tell this show was written by someone who has never been in the first responders field. They see a window, first responders see a door.

[@sarahroberts7374]

Yes! And real first responders dont waste unnecessary time with pointless dialogue- straight in, job done!

[@kenbrown2808]

you see a wall, truckies see a door.

[@kryona3309]

I feel like most people would just say, hey just break my window, it'll probably cost less to get that fixed than the hospital bill after getting shards of glass removed from my body.

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

If your property is on fire to the point of needing first responders you won't care about your windows.

[@Heuhegeygeygeheu]

@@kryona3309 i still cant understand how Americans can live with that fear

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

I love all the firefighters stopping to gawk at the fire like its a freaking xcom alien.

[@lennysummers6672]

Gold

[@alexanderforrest1983]

Heck my new XCOM recruits respond faster to a alien than they did to that fire.

[@BrumBrum2222]

I think these firefighters are what they modelled Sims behaviour on. Yep gawping and fire and yelling fire is certainly going to save you!

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT FIRE WTF

[@enb3810]

These shows are always so braindead...

[@logicalthinker7565]

As a doctor this is how I feel whenever I watch medical dramas.

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

I would watch you doing something like this, if you felt the urge to do it.

[@FTroop37F]

How badly does it annoy you when on TV they defibrilate someone who's flat lined? :)

[@logicalthinker7565]

@@FTroop37F Yes! Everyone that happens I just roll my eyes.

[@lahannid]

Or they just defibrillate with out even bothering to do chest compressions. OMG 😂

[@shadowenderscar]

⁠@@lahannidIt’s never CPR, always straight to the defibrillator 💀

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

I love the idea that this guy was actually there but everyone was just ignoring him.

[@satunbreeze]

The title does say it makes it realistic, maybe this is his life lol

[@Abizaga]

omfg hahaha

[@Utonian21]

LMAO

[@elijabarz8341]

Or 1 of the guys was tripping balls and was guided by him to a better reality where that kind of fools can think or sth

[@Sheppo42]

@@elijabarz8341 nah

[@ReinertZerker]

He's like that one guy who is always right but everyone ignores.

[@payne267]

Aka me -_-

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Aka me and my family.

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

@@payne267 You want to know what my idea of today was?

[@payne267]

@@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 yesterday

[@CookieeMonstarr666]

Worse when everyone says shit like "dude, shut up, don't always think you are right", when the reality is he is right.

[@DinoJake]

I feel like this man has been watching shows like this for years, got angry at them, and finally did this to vent years of frustration.

[@Azrael_Garou]

LOL someone has to! Primetime shows have jumped an entire ocean of sharks at this point.

[@jimmywinter7961]

Oh, that's exactly what this is.

[@slaveteri]

Don't we all? (i just do them in my head instead of where everyone can see my fat ass, is all.)

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@alejrandom6592]

I don't think he could watch the whole thing tho

[@maruftim]

Irl firefighter: "This fire ain't nothing compared to my 20 ton balls dangling down here." Movie firefighter: "omg omg its a fire, walk slowly so it doesnt hear us"

[@hanuleum3182]

"WALK SLOWLY SO IT DOESNT HEAR US" lmao

[@AverageAmerican_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@YoungCraggy]

@@AverageAmerican_ it’s finally here

[@lunarjellyfish5538]

@@YoungCraggy it's finally here

[@soslo2118]

@@lunarjellyfish5538 it's finally here

[@alexmax3502]

"Yeah, that's called fire guys" This shit is GOLD, just hilarious.

[@peao010109]

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUUUUUUCE!!!

[@mic8040]

« and if you spray water on it, IT GOES AWAYYY

[@Fridge-Parfait]

Marinara Sauce?

[@Choccy_Milk_1]

@@Fridge-Parfait no picture sauce

[@Fridge-Parfait]

@@Choccy_Milk_1 i know lol

[@xeidi5818]

This needs to be a series, just you incorporated in the scene raging about Hollywood stupidity!

[@tammyt3434]

Add in occasional guest stars; like one of the cooking channel guys sipping wine and saying, "Oh yeah, my wine cellar is totally a minefield waiting to happen."

[@OregonCrow]

None of these video's are from Hollywood.

[@ptaylor4923]

@@OregonCrow And just where is the main background video from? 🙄🤔🤨 Huummm?

[@kevincool2940]

Oh, you have no idea how wrong those scenes are...

[@banban60000]

dont blame hollywood, blame their audience

[@JimOutofControl]

Always that amazingly rare smokeless fire that provides fantastic visibility in these shows. Whenever I’ve go into a burning structure I can’t see shit.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@JimOutofControl]

@@Liex09 Wtf are you talking about. The point Im making is, I’m a full time firefighter and when you go into a burning building in reality there is no visibility at all due to smoke. In the movies they are very unrealistic and it must be “smokeless fire”

[@clarkb1900]

@@JimOutofControl Might be a bot- they've written the same reply under at least 1 other comment.

[@angrydalek]

I think the saddest part here is that they’ve bought all this legit firegear for a dumb tv show when there are stations who can’t afford new gear

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

they need to go out and grind a bunch of small fires till they have enough coin for better gear.. im kidding.. it is shameful.. it would be nice if those shows donated the gear after they were done with it, if it still passes safety check

[@ThatGirlJD]

I doubt the gear is up to regulations.

[@Qwerty0791]

It’s almost like when you strip the government of any authority, then mega-corporations rule the country and put profit above all else. And lobby the government if they interfere. Amazing.

[@blau20]

This show is actually good (for a TV drama series) if you're ok with firefighting being aprox. 70% realistic (percentage estimated on reddit by a fan who's also a firefighter).

[@doinyourmom7236]

@@blau20 It really isn't, also reddit is an awful source, and the person is most likely lying, or the worst guy in his department.

[@Ishidalover]

If anyone is wondering, this is what it's like watching Grey's anatomy when you're in the medical field. How about we stop discussing patient information in public places and stop having adult fun time in the closet, we're trying to SAVE LIVES, FOLKS--

[@Vixen1525]

And what is with Dr House?

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

Nah, y'all just lying about the Flu, I mean Covid.

[@wonu]

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 ?

[@BrokenAtari]

You're telling me people who spend multiple days working there don't find time for a little fun? 😭

[@lgbtqiarights]

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 ??????

[@DansuB4nsu03]

Plot twist: That's the spirit of a dead fireman, who tragically died in a fire while saving a life, who is trying to talk to inexperienced firemen and guide them through tough situations, but everyone keeps ignoring him and that's why other people keep dying. That's why we need more people like this guy.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

And he's seen so much stupidity he's done being nice.

[@hansthegermansoldier4892]

Man that sounds so sad right now

[@awkwardzoltar3529]

Dead firemen?

[@randompensamientos9802]

😭😭😭

[@jammin2575]

I love the idea of a sarcastic ghost fireman 😂🤣😂

[@moriahthompson9404]

"Well, if they are alive behind that island and we keep talking instead of putting the fire out we won't have to worry about saving 'em." I'm ROLLING🤣

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@slandshark]

The window thing reminds me of a 'reality tv show' called "The Colony" that was on The Discovery Channel, that was about trying to survive an apocalypse. They had the people scavenging for supplies at a nearby abandoned neighborhood, walking past house after house. These people need food, heat, fuel, etc and here they are, walking right past propane tanks, bbq's, people's houses, etc without stopping to actually grab any of the tons and tons of supplies literally right there in plain view. Like, first off, there's a literal propane tank RIGHT THERE! Grab it! Or you know, maybe go inside one of those homes and check for canned food and other supplies? But nope, can't make a 'reality tv show' actually even close to realistic.

[@carriewilson1006]

I don’t know how a Bethesda game can get that right and a big budget tv show can’t

[@pizzalock1760]

Oh yeah remember watching that show especially when it took them like ten episodes to finally decide to grab the freaking solar panels that we're in the introduction when they're walking in to the place

[@pedromoura1446]

yeap. i love that show but they're usually dumb as f*ck XD

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@Gunslinger2121]

Yeah, I’m not allowed to watch any of the so called fire or medical shows anymore according to my wife. Apparently I “ruin” them by pointing out the same garbage.

[@4x4ff]

Me too

[@nicholasfernandez7720]

same

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I'm single and still got told this by every friend/relative possible the day I joined my VFD.

[@cbsumm88]

I point everything out as well😂

[@briannataylor8046]

Im not allowed to watch medical dramas anymore for the same reason😂

[@snips.n.stripes]

He’s like a sassy, sarcastic ghost of a firefighter who doesn’t want any company

[@southanime]

I would watch that show

[@fart63]

He haunts houses and sets them on fire just to yell at the first responders

[@wumpusrat]

@@fart63 I'd watch that show.

[@stickboi922]

@@fart63 “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” “Man we used to put these out so much faster than you guys back in my day, and we didn’t even have all the fancy new stuff.” “JUST USE THE WINDOW WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!” “If I was alive right now I would have put it out in the time it took y’all to get here!”

[@ralanham76]

If they keep doing really bad, he'll have company soon

[@Napalm30308]

The fire's spreading from the heat of this man's roast alone.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@qqfuwu1]

“That’s called fire guys” killed me, I am dead

[@xCorvus7x]

Are you better now?

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@SuperTrainStationH]

Man imagine if there were a portable machine that could dispense large quantities of water at a rapid pace.

[@henrybaker4239]

Underrated comment

[@TheTurinturumbar]

Hey mr spaceman with your science fiction "if only" solutions, while you're wishing why not wish for a teleporter to beam everyone out of there, huh? Buckets worked fine for my granpappy and gadnabbit it's good enough for us.

[@iz2333]

Lmao next you're gonna tell me you want some sort of tool that can cut through glass?

[@ichigo9171]

@@iz2333 or just break it. We all know glass is inpentrable. Unless it’s wine glasses.

[@nanoqht285]

@@ichigo9171 Wait.. What if we made windows out of wine glass and wine glasses out of window glass?

[@perisaizidanehanapi7931]

That show is trying to make the fire brigade looks, acts, and moves like a SWAT team in movies.

[@justin2308]

In an alternate universe, there’s a SWAT team acting like the fire brigade.

[@joshfoster7420]

@@justin2308 just go to a strip club on costume night, then you can see a swat team on the poles ;)

[@Zabrixis1919]

@Sturm Art problem with any investigation or crime shows is that the crimes get boring fast and the only way to stop that is to present less likely crimes or crimes that are not in their jurisdiction until it gets to the point of absurdity

[@Zabrixis1919]

@Sturm Art yep they took the hard way which I can respect

[@OldestHouse]

That show is trying to make the fire brigade look, act, and move like a SWAT team in movies.* english grammar 101

[@aaronbritt2025]

As a former firefighter/EMT... I approve this message. All these hospital and fire dramas on TV got me like... "Nope. Doesn't happen".

[@caiden3396]

Na. They're very realistic. There's a soap opera that used dish sponges to resuscitate someone just like in real life.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@meganbarber3599]

What about ER? Chicago Med, Chicago Fire?

[@OintmentNailhead]

1:32 love how you can literally see the actress similing in this shot

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@OneOceanTenOfficial]

This should be a series! I love this. Great job!

[@nolongerbonkon]

Yo not expecting to see you here lol, love your content man!

[@NoName-fo6ps]

I wasn't expecting a presence from oneoceanten

[@kevinmao8755]

I used to watch you

[@EthanFilms]

Sorry, but the guy with top comment above yours was more convincing lol

[@seriouslyslinky1420]

Yes

[@Iron-Griffon]

"they're behind the island!" You mean that thing that can easily walk around?!

[@Bacony_Cakes]

The thing that was DESIGNED to be walked around easily in a closed space? Are you crazy? Of course not!

[@wisconsinfirenerd]

I was a firefighter for more than ten years and this is my new favorite thing on KZbin

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@sarahluciakarmann6133]

Okay I love this. This is the peak of “God save me from amateurs and TV writers”

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@DickBanton]

Oh, sure, let's all listen to Mr. Only Guy Not Wearing His Oxygen Mask.

[@ThatGuy-sw9ic]

Honestly didnt even notice that. Lmao

[@blueapple7988]

😂

[@androsp9105]

Everyone knows only black smoke is toxic. He'll be fine.

[@TheArhive]

To be fair, he's been in there a hwile and it doesnt seem to bother him so

[@GetawayFilms]

@@TheArhive Well.. It DOES seem to be bothering him... Listen to all the silly advice he's giving out

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

It's like a little firefighter genie trying to help his friends but they never listen until the end of the episode where they learn a lesson about life

[@spooktspeek]

yeah that seems about roight

[@ocularskewer1245]

hi sniper tf2

[@Boy-Toy804]

Professionals have standards

[@Rescultir]

You know, I think I've learned something today...

[@AverageAmerican_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@davejoseph5615]

This makes me feel better. These people are always admiring the flames without getting anything wet.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@LucidDreamer54321]

I feel your pain. I am a retired nurse and tend to get annoyed by medical scenes in movies and TV shows. The worst thing is when they show a Code Blue event in a hospital. It is always ridiculously inaccurate!!

[@phoenixrising4532]

Ikr! I hate it when they show flatline on the monitor and then they magically shock the patient back to life with one shock. 😂 No drugs pushed no compressions it's like magic was in the paddles

[@DragonsAreHungry]

@@phoenixrising4532 or the one doctor grabbing the patients shoulders, shaking him once while shouting "No, you are NOT dying on me now!" and the patient magically not only lives again, but sometimes is able to walk away as if nothing happened... 🤣

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@LucidDreamer54321]

@Liex09 Really? What is the opposite of peanut butter? What is the opposite of dandelions? What is the opposite of baseball? What is the opposite of the Milky Way galaxy?

[@Galimeer5]

Firefighters have been around since the Romans. That means they've had 2000 years to figure out how to do the job without being stupid.

[@orangeapples]

Humans have been around for hundreds of thousands to millions of years and we haven't figured out how to not be stupid.

[@KaiserStormTracking]

18-19th century fire departments owned by insurance companies Wait we weren't supposed to be stupid?

[@windy8544]

@@KaiserStormTracking why is that stupid? wouldn't insurance companies be interested in putting the fire out for less money and not having to pay for the entire building

[@thesquishedelf1301]

@@windy8544 'cept that if you didn't have insurance or didn't want to play by the local insurance company's rules, guess you're burning down then

[@couchmaster3773]

Surely some form of firefighter has been around since... well, fires I guess.

[@Shannyrox101]

I loved sharing your videos with my Dad. He was a firefighter for 26 years and I loved hearing him just tear these shows apart. When I showed him your videos, he’d get this big grin on his face like he was reliving his days on the truck again. We lost him this past month and I wish I could endlessly pester him on what memories your videos bring back.

[@jimmyneutron1295]

Sorry for your loss, RIP.

[@falcon3792]

Prayers for you and your dad, he's a hero!

[@katydid5088]

Sorry for your loss.

[@Mixen1Actual]

Sorry for your loss he must’ve been a great man

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Aw i'm sorry. Sounds like a great guy.

[@26gdagod.62]

1:48 it’s right THERE😭

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@bendover8360]

0:58 my favorite scene

[@SamPanamaOfficial]

The part about the "thousand gallons of water sitting inside that engine" actually made me spit out my drink. You took the words right out of my mind, man.

[@vxtyazaliazy9573]

He also took the water out of your mouth apparently

[@Projekt_MKultra]

@@vxtyazaliazy9573 apparently

[@TigerBears11]

Ironically, spitting the water out of your mouth and onto the fire would’ve been more effective than what the characters were doing.

[@SamPanamaOfficial]

@Ian Welchel Most (if not all) pumpers or fire engines have a booster tank on them, usually with about 300 to 1000 gallons of water. This allows the engine to begin flowing water immediately while someone else is connecting it to the hydrant and getting that water flowing into the engine. This allows for faster initial attacks, potentially saving more of the structure.

[@MacLaw3084]

@Ian Welchel truck devoid of water? how dare you. ill have you know we have an entire 1.5 gallons of stored pressure (H20) on the truck. 😂

[@wiwbssjh8233]

Youre literally the angrycops of the firefighter realm

[@flashfire0375]

AngryFD

[@icegoddess1308]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture

[@jamesbomb1741]

@@icegoddess1308 Same here.

[@vacuousvoid]

FD Operator

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@SiriusG I want them to do a Capitol raid cross over with Donut, Angry Cops and this guy where they go over different scenarios that they emergency services would've had to deal with in the lockdown. Army, EMS, Police and Fire would've all been there! I reckon it would be a glorious video of pureness and wholesome energy that just _might_ save us all! Might, or at least make it bareable as we descend into whatever other madness this century is gonna chuck at us lol

[@dan13ljks0n]

For those of you old enough, "Emergency" was more realistic. But then, they had real firemen in the cast and worked with the Fire Dept.

[@Woodland_Adventures]

this one? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency!

[@dan13ljks0n]

@@Woodland_Adventures The only TV show by that name that I know of - from the 1970's.

[@thesquishedelf1301]

It's also gloriously '70s.

[@GalanDun]

One of the best shows ever. Loved that growing up.

[@Trinidadianlove]

I loved Emergency! We had a channe on our tv that had a bunch of vintage shows and that one was one of my favorites.

[@joanhoffman3702]

It's called "Overlooking the Obvious in Service to Dramatic Effect", or how to drive professionals (who know better) batshit crazy.

[@mihan2d]

I'm no professional yet I also immediately spot such BS and it ruins the immersion completely...

[@doublex85]

Also known as "bad writing."

[@GordonSlamsay]

@@doublex85 yeah this show looks kinda bad.

[@Shajirr_]

This works for Sci-Fi too. Prometheus featured the stupidest crew members known to man.

[@mentra1]

Bad writing and Hollywood dramatization.

[@Katana314]

I feel like anyone who's played Rainbow 6: Siege might be better at firefighting than these actors.

[@1Morey]

@srry im mentally ill u wont get a reply flaming garbage. Nice pun.

[@1Morey]

As long as they don't bring Thermite or Capitao.

[@mentra1]

they should picked someone like buck instead of going in as recruits

[@killerbug05]

Capito mains: "don't mind me, I'm just gonna shoot my firebolt at our only viable entrance into site'

[@thasheep9640]

@@1Morey fuze will do the trick

[@HyakuniYakumo]

I half expected to see you cooking marshmallows near the fire at some point when they were busy talking.

[@havenparks]

That would’ve been hilarious.

[@AverageAmerican_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@victoriaconway1]

Missed opportunity

[@GOPerks-jo7mg]

This must be the new de-escalation style of fire fighting where they sit there and talk calmly to the fire instead of just shooting the fire with water as soon as they see it.

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

I didn't read the "with water" part of this comment and honestly wondered who's been shooting bullets into fire.

[@StudleyDuderight]

Defund the fire department!

[@MediHusky]

I just want a realistic firefighter show where they break in the front door with no warrant and shoot all the fire and the fires children and dog and then ask questions later.

[@rosegroshek1218]

@@MediHuskynot exactly sure when I’ve heard of a cop shooting someone and their dog and children..because all I’ve ever heard is thugs being shot and then being treated like heroes

[@MediHusky]

@@rosegroshek1218 I know each of those events have occurred individually. I'm not sure there's been a case where someone went for the trifecta.

[@doctorplagus7138]

I'm EMS but not fire rescue and I was thinking, "is there only one engine with one line in the entire department?". "Hey dummies, there is a window and if it's off the ground, ladders are invented.". Lost it when they wanted to evac a Pt through a hazard like exploding bottles. I could just hear my EMS instructors screaming, "Critical Fail!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mechkitten]

Like defibrillating a non-shockable rhythm. Well, not supposed to shock, anyway.

[@duncancannon1998]

Thank you for your service

[@doctorplagus7138]

@@mechkitten That's The bad EMS/medical show free space on the Bingo card. 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrywilliamson7043]

Also, while not impossible, its very unlikely that a car running over a hose like that would cause it to rupture and and even LESS that it would rupture to the point of not being able to stay charged. Work in a water department, not Fire, but used fire hoses when flushing hydrants, and they got run over all the damn time, never saw one pop. But like you said, even if it did completely fail like that, get another section, there are like 8 million hoses on a fire truck.

[@pendingfriendss1309]

I have never clicked so fast in my life

[@tvjjerome]

I find that hard to believe.

[@sempergumby2341]

So selfish. Did you let it finish? Premature e-like-ulator

[@jamesbomb1741]

Huh Mayflower Parks and Wildlife,

[@pendingfriendss1309]

@@jamesbomb1741 ew not Mano County

[@alexisdagoat5847]

Loser

[@ogaucho6235]

"I'm not a firefighter..." - the producers

[@jockin]

But these things are basically common sense

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

When you are a producer on a show like that, I feel like you should at least find a firefighter to talk to about making things more realistic.

[@kristee8402]

I thought they did have consultants on shows like this. Apparently not

[@parkeralan19]

@@jockin I mean I wouldn't say its common sense exactly, plenty of people probably don't know about the stored water, but what's even worse is to make a show about firemen and do 0 research on firemen lol

[@jockin]

@@parkeralan19 well quite frankly I think it’s less about common sense and more about ”we need an action scene” because obviously the series wouldnt be as succesful if everything went smoothly

[@smokingdog9349]

Ya know, you think it they made these shows, they would put in a little more effort, than just pretty much make these firefighting shows so dumb They pretty much think, “hose make fire scared so fire run away”

[@pilot4life15]

best one is rescue me hands down

[@nicholasfernandez7720]

@@pilot4life15 i love rescue me

[@nicholasfernandez7720]

thats pretty much how it is tho, no saying im dumb but cold stuff on hot stuff stops hot stuff. the show is so bad theyre dumber than that

[@angrydalek]

imagine if underfunded fire stations got the funding these shows get for that fancy looking wardrobe.

[@hardwirecars]

rule of cool applies to all entertainment meaning reality and truth always takes a back seat to fun. thank god for suspension of disbelief

[@michaelpearson2004]

God damn that's the most well lit structure fire I have ever seen

[@redcandi01]

Right!!! No black smoke billowing out in suffocating masses.....

[@thecentralintelligenceagen9963]

As the god hank hill says "that's one clean buring hell!"

[@joerepoman1]

It has less smoke than backdraft.

[@michaelpearson2004]

@@joerepoman1 I didn't think that was possible 😂

[@spartacussmith7070]

If that's cgi it's actually pretty good. I bet they just used some flammable materials and made everything surrounding it fireproof.

[@michaelbrokate6106]

This REALLY needs to be a series

[@SneakySquid123]

I need more of this. Just more. I don't know how green screens work or how tedious it is to put yourself in these shows, but I want so much more of this. Lol. Thank you for making this.

[@TristenTheArgonian]

With sony vegas and a green screen, its bot too bad

[@felixml919]

Once you have it set up, the most time consuming part is probably dressing up as a firefighter

[@cosmiccoyote3334]

420 likes

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

@@felixml919 I mean, he's a trained firefighter it should only take him around 50seconds at most

[@oreo10111]

The car punctured the supply line... not the attack line, you could still run off tank water

[@SoulSistah1LM]

I know that 90% of the folks here knew that, but I'm in the 10% that didn't. Thank you for the information!

[@jchase5408]

Yeah,... I think he mentioned that in the video...

[@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking]

In this show... Pretty sure it hit the stupidity line. 😁

[@thecommentguy9380]

and it's not like you cant duct tape it back

[@tak828]

@@thecommentguy9380 oh hello alternate dimension me, good to see you decided not to add the “er”

[@ClamChowder_FireBuff69]

I love how the supply line gets busted and suddenly the attack line no longer has water

[@jamesscott2894]

I was doing the same thing "But that engine has at least 500-750 gallons of water (or more)! And there's gonna be 2 or 3 or more engines each also carrying several hundred gallons if water showing up to the working house fire as a matter of routine! Just use tank water, this is what its there for!

[@MrSaszeta]

Why didnt they secured the suply line. The sure have these plastick covers when the hose corses the road. Why didnt they put the stop sign or smt

[@jamesscott2894]

@@MrSaszeta my dept doesn't have those "drive over the hose" cover things nor any stop signs so that wouldn't be something we'd do either. Yell out in frustration yes, then go pull some more LDH and the hydrant wrench to replace the busted sections instead of standing there, definitely

[@derprovokateur3496]

@@MrSaszeta in Germany they are called “Schlauchbrücke” so Hose-Bridge

[@Adelaide_Transit]

@@jamesscott2894 I’d imagine that fire trucks may have more than one supply line as well, these shows are just lazy.

[@shelbysixta4020]

I am a no fireman, and even I was thinking “why don’t they just break out the window?” Make more of these! I loved it!

[@sarahroberts7374]

She could have literally opened the window & crawled out but just sat there pathetically 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[@choog5650]

@@sarahroberts7374 The civilian being scared shitless and bunched up in the corner is still understandable, the firefighters thinking taking the long way back is the stupid part.

[@HighscoreCreative]

Doesn't opening windows allow more oxygen in to fuel the fire?

[@pknv3]

@@HighscoreCreative i was wondering that too

[@chickfalley4205]

@@HighscoreCreative yeah and the fire should've been already contained so breaking the window would be unnecessary but idk man I'm fricking bored, goodnight

[@anomienormie8126]

The pure sass of a professional dissing unrealistic scenes is what fuels my life

[@Cybermat47]

Your hose breaks! Do you: a) take like, a minute max to bowl a new hose, hook it up, test that it’s working, and attack the fire OR b) go into a potentially lethal situation while putting your crew and yourself in unnecessary danger, even though keeping yourself and your crew alive is a higher priority than saving civilians or property

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

B!

[@KezanzatheGreat]

@@nittayoshifumi8252 I'm guessing you're not a firefighter.

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

@@KezanzatheGreat I am not! How did you know!

[@santicheeks1106]

@@KezanzatheGreat im firefighter

[@camostrike4395]

A (am not a firefighter)

[@akoll6138]

“Uh, yeah that’s called fire guys” lol

[@samiam7]

Came here looking for this comment. Was not disappointed lol

[@ADKMan]

This is why I cannot watch these shows.....I always end up yelling “that’s not what happens”. Thank god I watch the old Emergency shows before I knew anything.....ah they were so good!!! Squad 51-Engine 51.......

[@RICDirector]

Bet your tailfeathers they were! Did you know that, if they couldn't 'find it in the actual logs of the stations in the area, they couldn't put it in a script?

[@andyreimers9834]

“Emergency” was a bit before my time, so the first time I saw a re-run I was expecting to tear it apart like the show above. All I had was, ‘huh... that was actually a decent patient assessment.’

[@gregkunkel708]

Emergency and Adam-12 were definitely great shows. The technical staff did a pretty slam bang job trying to keep them as real as possible. I had also heard at one point that Emergency was a pseudo commercial for LACo’s new (at the time) medic program. Showcasing the capabilities of their FF/PM’s.

[@hannahor1151]

I agree 1000% Emergency will always be the best!!!! Station 51 forever ❤️❤️

[@timothybarney7257]

@@andyreimers9834 The actors playing John Gauge and Roy Desoto actually went through full LA County Paramedic training for the show. They did not, however take the certification exams, so weren't actually certified. Due to the nature of the of the show being to promote Paramedic operations, they had a lot of involvement from LA County Fire department and the local hospitals/dept of health. Also, at the conclusion of the series, Randolph Mantooth (Gauge) was offered a full time position with the fire department as a paramedic but turned it down. He did however dedicate a lot of time to promoting and talking about paramedic programs across the country.

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

Even though there’s a lot of smoke, the guy who doesn’t have a mask is the only person that hasn’t gotten a brain hemmorrage in this scene

[@AverageAmerican_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@DanDanDoe]

Is this show written by D&D? “They kind of forget about water.”

[@QueueWithACapitalQ]

lol

[@justin2308]

It’s like the DM wrote a campaign around firefighting, but he was the only one there who did research. 🤣

[@DanDanDoe]

@@justin2308 Not the D&D I meant but that also totally works. 🤣

[@IceDani09]

@@justin2308 i think he meant game of thrones' dumb & dumber

[@dalleneldredge6923]

@@justin2308 Cone Of Cold

[@lfakerson7703]

Why can’t they just oh a I don’t know, ask a real firefighter to point this stuff out before they film it?

[@ShugoAWay]

Goodness knows they could use the money

[@qwot1]

This channel has an example of that in a medical setting where they get a real MD to "consult" and just ignore him. Sorta like what really happens... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX2UYoJtp513kLM

[@SoulSistah1LM]

🤣😅😂😆😅🤣

[@coryloveless7801]

They do but they tell the fireman shut up we don’t care go and sit down

[@Fredengle]

I don't know about station 19 but I think there were other shows which I may not be sure which ones I think the actaully had actual firefighters as technical advisors ( or they had a higher degree of realism ?) anyone know?

[@benhen3597]

This is why I can NEVER watch these kinds of shows. *Common sense not found*

[@thatdude._.]

I end up doing the same thing with kid shows

[@damophobe]

I just dont watch shows. To much boringness in them.

[@Kyrious]

Common sense and drama don't mix that's why.

[@JakeLikesJoking]

This is what I feel like when watching any reality tv show: they’re all just so stupid and the people in them are unbearable.

[@deltabravo557]

Chicago Fire is way better and more realistic

[@icegoddess1308]

"Well, they are alive behind that island, and we keep talking, we won't have to worry about saving them." XD XD XD XD XD I full on lost

[@LifeOutward]

Can I just say, other than being hilarious, you did a great job color correcting/grading and matching the original footage. I know that's no easy or simple task! Great work.

[@2KChilds]

It's easy because they apparently only put out smokeless fires so the image is always crisp and clear and vibrant.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@henrylivingstone2971]

I just love the idea of one really sarcastic firefighter making snide comments and blatantly insulting his coworkers and giving helpful advice but everyone ignores him 😂😂😂

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

[@immikeurnot]

"We have a ton of water in that engine thing." Closer to four tons of water, but whatever.

[@tammyt3434]

You honestly think the fire fighters on this show are smart enough to fill the tank? They wouldn't have the one ton if he hadn't green screened it in, lol

[@orlock20]

@@tammyt3434 They did fill the tank back in 1995. They just didn't remember about evaporation.

[@oscarpersaud7650]

It’s an expression lol

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Also why was the engine on the other side of the road from the fire?

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

"Maybe we should use the window thats right next to her?" Me: -ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! THATS PROBABLY LIKE 1ST FLOOR, SHES NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

[@Roonsterr]

Ladders

[@watema3381]

L A D D E R S

[@Megalomaniakaal]

_Ladders?_ Legs and bones, they are made to be broken. What do you mean `break a neck`? I never said to dive bomb head first... **insert incoherent rambling here**

[@Megalomaniakaal]

@@matrixphijr No I think we did and are playing off of it. Edit: did as in did recognize it.

[@watema3381]

@@matrixphijr We all caught on to it. That's the point of stating the obvious. You didn't catch on that _we_ caught on.

[@ShadowWolf767]

Show fireman: "a fire what do we do!?" FDC: "USE THE TRUCK!" Show fireman: "if only we had some sort of liquid that could calm the flames.." FDC: "I SAID USE THE TRUCK" Show fireman: "Maybe of we waited for it to rain or something.." FDC "GAhhhhhhh!!!!"

[@solarwolf1336]

This feels like an abridged reference haha

[@dialena4418]

@@solarwolf1336 that gahhh felt like a dissapointed piccolo didn't it

[@solarwolf1336]

@@dialena4418 - Yup :P Edit; Or adult gohan for the running gag

[@alexsmith4212]

"How do I get through those exploding bottles?" DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[@smoocifilms6169]

0:50 it was like they were tryna sneak up on the fire

[@briant7265]

Why is it, in EVERY one of these clips it appears that nobody is in charge? That must be why the DF with the house isn't putting water on the fire, because even leaking that hose has plenty of pressure to douse that kitchen.

[@chrisgarret3285]

because that's the reflection of this current generation that's growing up, it's all about me me me, they all need to take turns saying their opinion

[@jacobdaniels3246]

@@chrisgarret3285 lol

[@the1stanimekaratepup]

@@chrisgarret3285 sir are you aware that grown adults wrote this script

[@chrisgarret3285]

@@the1stanimekaratepup meaning what exactly?

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

@@chrisgarret3285 Meaning "this current generation" is irrelevant? This is written by adults and watched by boomers, it's on Cable. Stop excusing lazy cheap and bad writing as appealing to "the current generation." These are lazy old people who don't want to pay money to hire people involved in fire fighting, who know what they're doing. This is the establishment, not zoomers. Hold the people who are responsible for these decisions actually responsible... Ironically, passing off all the problems onto younger generations and refusing any personal accountability, refusing to hold responsible the individuals who actually made the decisions you're referring to...is very self serving. And lazy!

[@koeychingching8898]

He is like this Fireman Instructor that keeps dissing at them for their basic failures 🤣🤣🤣 100% he's gonna fail this batch

[@sameverett4471]

G,day from an Aussie firefighter! Thanks for the work you do, and the content you produce, it’s awesome mate! 👌🏻😁

[@TethoSama]

This show looks like a comedy show I would watch just to laugh.

[@ston3dr3dneck18]

"Just break the window it's right there we have the tools" lol

[@tetra2277]

We need actually doctors doing the same kinds of videos with medical drama

[@xsh4dowfallx]

Dr. Mike does reaction videos to medical dramas 😎

[@MsBluebot]

Dr mike does

[@aiiiia9971]

* Fire happens * People around: Lets call the firemen! They'll know what to do! The firemen: ... What do we do?

[@drummerhere]

LMFAO “I like to drink my merlot, not be covered in it.”

[@mallwalker3969]

0:59 my favorite part and until he resumes the show

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Sounds like the sargeant running the tests for army conscripts when I was 18. Dude was brutal but in a sarcastic and fun way, that still made you nervous and self concious as fuck, instead of the usual abusive screams to make you feel worthless. "You guys could continue flexing your arms sideways like broken twigs, or you could do it right like I just showed you".

[@thesexyskywalker3283]

This guy: So I took that personally...

[@kayoh30_]

i would take it personally too if i was one of the people in that movie acting for an ungodly amount of time waiting for them to save me lol

[@aprilinaugust99]

If this isn't a full series, I'm going to be so upset.

[@eriksand9262]

I feel sorry for the fire consultants, or advisors on these shows. They just sit in a corner and weep thinking "I tell them what is realistic, and what would or wouldn't happen, and they NEVER LISTEN TO ME! 😭😭😔

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Yup

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@yukiyoshikawaa]

Didn't know Mr. Clean was a firefighter

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

He's also an EMT

[@DIphone129]

@@MurasakiTsukimaru *Paramedic

[@orlock20]

He isn't. He is the quality control manager which is an advanced version of baby sitting.

[@makrele2487]

Did ya think ya funnier as him or what?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@potentia16]

That's just me hating on shows that are "realistic".

[@turdferguson8928]

These shows always have to make up crazy drama in emergency situations where there shouldn't be. LOL! Great vid

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@Gimilli]

1:41 aah yes the best way to apply a tourniquet is with a gentle tug

[@joeroversi5636]

0:37 the way he says water makes me laugh every time

[@teresatanasi5143]

I would pay to see this guy do stand up. Retired firefighter. Love his channel

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@cessxiii]

I. NEED. THIS. SERIES. LOL Incredible job hahaha Legit audible laughter was scored!

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@lonely_ghost9857]

0:44 "the middle of the engine that holds W A T E R" 🤣🤣why he say water like that though. I think the caffeine is kickin' in XD

[@dalerardon1687]

This would be a great series. If there was a backlog of them, I would be binge watching them all right now.

[@grimcatnip]

I love stuff like this. Just shows how little the people making the shows know about the stuff they are making a show about. o.o First thing I get told in writing panels. "Write what you know."

[@CaptainPikeachu]

It’s not that they don’t know, it’s more that these shows are designed to be as dramatic as possible. The writing isn’t about accuracy to real life, it’s about making the maximum drama out of a story possible.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@bearimpaler101]

The "we wont have to worry about saving em" KILLED ME.

[@twisaers1843]

That's quality content 💯💙 Edit: and also sort of reality 😂

[@HandsomeTallAzn90]

Im just gonna say this. Rescue Me was the best show that depicted firefighter culture. Station 19 is ass. 9-1-1 is dog shit. Chicago Fire is shit. HOWEVER, this right here should be an entire series.

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

as someone who watches all of th 3 shows religiously. (Although I'm not a firefighter/paramedic I'm just interested in it a lot). Chicago Fire is the best out of the 3 shows. 9-1-1 is just really dramatic, like there production budget must be hugeeee and that's why it gets lots of viewers. And Station 19 is like Greys Anatomy. They're sister shows. although station 19 isn't the best. Someone just dies every episode or something goes wrong with a character ahhaha.

[@HandsomeTallAzn90]

@@emirachelnatalie3397 I admit Chicago Fire was pretty good the first few seasons. But You should check out Rescue Me. Its one of the better shows. Its older but all the other shows (Chicago Fire, 911, Station 19) all try to mimic Rescue Me but never could get to that level

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

@@HandsomeTallAzn90 yes! it's actually on my list of shows to watch haha. I mainly watch all the chicago shows/911 shows/station 19 etc for the characters, not the calls/drama. I mean it's all predictable and fake obvs. I mean after 8 seasons of chicago fire, one of the main people caught in a fire/getting hurt is almost 90% predictable about now and like "wow didn't see that coming" hahahha

[@mark-qi6di]

0:08 LOL.... Jason, you're too funny!

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //

[@tinaburdo7739]

Yes I would definitely watch a whole series of your various high jinx.

[@chandlerpeterson2093]

Please turn this in to a whole to series! That would have us all entertained for the remainder of 2021

[@seb______]

The reason no one listening to him is he actually died in the fire without wearing his mask

[@bads5505]

Bro. I just found your channel and please keep making these green screen vids. Got me in stitches. Got me crying I’m laughing so hard 👍

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text ///

[@MrYelly]

I love how they are stealth sneaking towards the fire and opening the door quietly as if it its a person, and not...a fire.

[@Liex09]

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text //