Greet Greet Antagonize

[@MFT69]

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[@stanleybochenek1862]

@João Jardim you’re a wanted man mr morgan $5,000 dollars for your head alone

[@Kitcash_]

its expired

[@MFT69]

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[@limejow7870]

I'm 69th like

[@Kitcash_]

It expired agian…

[@GregGreg-me6vn]

Arthur: you sir, are a fish. John:you sir, are a jackass.

[@silentskull739]

*What comes around. Must go around.*

[@ShogunAT3]

You eat babies

[@lewisjohnston7077]

A jackass is a donkey

[@mateusz92380]

How did he see Jack's ass

[@JuanchoYT69]

@@mateusz92380 wtf

[@Vammerpaul]

"I was gonna say something.. but you ruined it." Honestly that is Arthur's best line.

[@evergreengaming2.053]

Lol

[@creamymilk5222]

​@@evergreengaming2.053 wof

[@HANKSANDY69420]

​@@evergreengaming2.053 *Everywhere I go, I see your face*

[@evergreengaming2.053]

@@creamymilk5222 Yes

[@evergreengaming2.053]

@@HANKSANDY69420 *I n d e e d*

[@uncolored2060]

0:08 I love it how they attacked Arthur before he even made the insult, implying that they have had enough of this already

[@budgetcommander4849]

It's the fifth day in a row he's told them that.

[@farafyn2770]

Bros has zero patience 💀

[@Sir_Leung]

@@budgetcommander4849lol

[@RoyalFusilier]

It's like how people in camp will be like "oh, I guess it's my turn now" or "I should've known I'd be next". He's got a rep for this sort of thing.

[@koresaliva]

That intro was gorgeous, everything about this is great including the thumbnail I died 💀

[@joshgotayoutube3370]

“Nice of the asylum to- “ *RAGE*

[@fable_enthusiast]

0:11 this song, I need it

[@M2D69]

@@fable_enthusiast Poker plans by noblechump

[@fable_enthusiast]

@@M2D69 I found it, he got so much more💀

[@galaxyTMOW]

Then the outro came }:

[@AgenteZebro]

I love how they both start punching Arthur in the intro before he finish his line. It's like that's his catchphrase and everybody knows what he's going to say as soon as he starts talking about the asylum. Love it hahaha

[@Make23_584]

Ahh yes the classic asylum insult

[@scenecaffeine9]

I never realized there was drunken greet lines jeez

[@crassper]

Even cooler that he recognizes an npc as drunk.

[@CLA82529]

Try robbing while you're drunk lol

[@oc11studiosOFFICIAL]

1:04 the genuine sadness in Arthur’s voice “but you ruined it”

[@lolkin3k]

Why did he ruin it :(

[@Kat-v3s]

How dare they ruin it :(

[@thinkingboi9508]

My favorite one is when John goes "Nice animal you got there" "Thanks!" "I was talking to the horse"

[@RedstoneRuler]

Pretty sure John says that.

[@ClassicGuy2004]

**Piano Man** Plays

[@TheGameFrame.]

I remember another one but I don’t remember if John said it or not. Which he says “Nice animal you got there” “Being ridden by a moron”

[@HelloHello-hj2wf]

"Thats some kind of animal you got there. " "I was talking to the horse. "

[@jantzenallen3077]

John says that lol

[@googzplayz370]

0:06 “Nice of the asylum to let you people-“ epic last words

[@truth.honesty]

It would have been the end of me if he said "you sir, are a fish".

[@potatoman7594]

you can hear in his voice he almost did but he caught himself

[@notgab3449]

This video is so underrated.

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Yes

[@jhonnyjuckssofficial]

Yes

[@smugapplegaming8621]

This is tied with the wild wacky west video it’s that good 😂

[@fable_enthusiast]

Agreed

[@jaydenreiser8334]

Does it always start a fight??

[@gavinsfriend5632]

1:03 I genuinely feel sad for Arthur here holy shit😭

[@MicrowaveGoesMMMM]

how dare he ruin it :(

[@Unite_cheh]

For what he ruined it :(

[@lolkin3k]

He shouldn't have ruined it :(

[@tre1836]

Forget him he ruined it :(

[@RealJavierEscuella]

Why would he ruin it :(

[@smugapplegaming8621]

I had no idea that the greeting could so fluently turn into a roast if you hit antagonise. I love it!

[@that0neDev]

1:18 Bro thought he was the main character 💀💀

[@SticknodesShow]

used the plank as a weapon too

[@katarmy1351]

You leave them alone! 😤🤬

[@MMK_033]

1:45 - I was expecting him to say, "You, sir... are a fish". 😬

[@ElectriKMadnezz]

that's John, not Arthur.

[@carlweezer2979]

You can tell Roger Clark had so much fun saying these lines, you can hear him grinning.

[@samuelcrandall1180]

Huge props to whoever wrote the greeting dialouge tree.

[@julianreviews8102]

“That’s a hell of a thing to say to a fella” is honestly an underrated reply lol

[@itsfreakincap3089]

Best music Best entertainment Best video ever. You deserve more recognition

[@JulieJoyfull11]

Fr lol

[@PeteTheGrouch]

..... _derp_

[@biddoughnut9548_belltover]

Is this red dead 2 poker face? 🤣😂

[@MFT69]

Yeah a feller named Noblechump made it lol

[@biddoughnut9548_belltover]

@@MFT69 yea I found it, Poker plans, and Payphone as well

[@ElectriKMadnezz]

poker plans

[@deer-vrr]

"HEY, MY NAMES JOHN MARSTON!" got me laughing

[@evergreengaming2.053]

Jamie Gillis (Mary's Brother): "Well I guess that idea's dead in the water." Arthur: "...With the turtles."

[@zerrierslizer1]

"that's a nice horse you got there" "obliged! :D" *How long you been married?* OOF

[@Bababoiisback]

1:26 got me rolling down the floor

[@proximacentauri2684]

I like the idea that Arthur, when not robbing, saving, hunting, or fishing, just roasts passersby

[@limejow7870]

Drunk arthur is so funny I love him

[@lolkin3k]

I was gonna say something but... you... (sigh) You ruined it :(

[@Samwichyummers]

ARTHUR DOESN’T NEED AUTOTUNE 🗣🗣🗣

[@OriginalMadShorts]

1:38 "Mr. Man! HU HU HUUU-" Thia is the best part to me lol.

[@DragoNerd137]

" I was gonna say something but.... you ruined it " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IVE NEVER HEARD aATHUR SAY THAT BEFORE XD

[@josiahgonzalez942]

That grammar is wild

[@lolkin3k]

Is your English have has have having have haben have is good?

[@isaiasaguirre342]

0:49 I think the bartender had enough

[@I_HAVE_LUMBAGO]

Arthur calling someone a disappointment: Also Arthur: I was gonna say something but yu... you ruined it😢

[@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554]

Didnt know arthur singing poker face is something we needed to hear

[@crostino0]

0:38 "Don't reckon you're gonna remember much of this... which is lucky, because you are a God damn embarassment" -Tacitus Kilgore, 1899

[@pufflemayor2704]

Once I got: "Hey mister! Thats a fine horse you got there!" "Thanks!" "Your horse can talk?"

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

dude this stuff is 10/10

[@skeleton599]

that intro had me dying 😭😭 they didn’t even let bro finish the roast

[@retrobat153]

as funny as the greet, greet antagonize options are, my absolute favorite is when youre playing as john just do antagonize and he just says a simple "hey idiot" IDK but it always kills me

[@user-Aj11011]

I love the fact that poker plans is playing in the background 0:09 💀

[@bibss9337]

I literally laughed out loud when that song started playing, it's hella funny

[@LazyLaw-]

This is most definitely the red dead redemption 2 video of all time

[@MFT69]

This is the video of all time

[@styxlucid]

The intro LMAO

[@medicyukisuna]

1:14 that guy with the lumber is a real stand-up guy! Also wow, his dropping the lumber hit Arthur, making him flinch.

[@user-vw5dk1ss9z]

Underrated channel and video

[@MFT69]

Thank you! I didn't know this video was gonna go so well

[@fable_enthusiast]

After the acclaimed best seller "you sir, are a fish", the sequel "you sir...are a jackass"

[@MicahHater1899]

I do not regret my actions.

[@bryanderry4184]

I love the music on the background

[@IAmNumber4000]

Arthur’s voice actor is the best 😂

[@Sweet-Leaf]

"Didn't I...rob you once?" had no right to be that funny, the way he sounds while he slurs fuckin kills me.

[@pumpkinlord8617]

Amazing choice of music i love flashing lights sung by Arthur Morgan

[@erichvonmanstein3012]

Pokeer plaaans *I gota plan author*

[@stanleybochenek1862]

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!!

[@ian-ian27]

"You sir, are a fish."

[@Glass-Bowl]

1:19 Whoa, that's a good edit I don't think I've seen anyone do before. Nice. xD

[@MFT69]

It surprises me you are the only one commenting that lol

[@lolkin3k]

​@@MFT69 I would have said that too if i wouldnt have seen that in a meme i forgot. But still. That was a very silly and funny edit man! Keep up the awesome work my dude! (i hope that in the future when you get popular that you won't become like those money eating youtubers who do everything for money)

[@kingthehacker9061]

1:46 You sir are a fish

[@evergreengaming2.053]

I gotta try the Greet Greet Antagonize

[@genewolfhound9765]

Oh boy. Wait till Arthur pulls this at his camp

[@boah1899]

I’ve got a plan Arthur

[@charlie_6644]

Arthur singing in the background is pure gold

[@Leo-sz7kx]

Certainly one of the outros of all time.

[@amirhomayoonfarmusic]

Arthur: You, sir, are a fish. John: You, sir, are a jackass. 😂😂💀

[@CounterNerd]

Arthur: *roasting random drunk in bar* Bartender: Now do me.

[@sublimegrey]

“My name is JOHN MARSTON!! 🗣️🔥🔥”

[@Tiger12098b]

this is fricking golden, new sub

[@whitykinggaming7212]

Fact: if you antagonize every one at the camp, at some time they will throw you out of the camp ''Like If Any One Knew'''

[@millythecat7316]

The first one was the best hands down.

[@eggchomp]

John’s (?) laugh 1:30 😂

[@lolkin3k]

1:37 is very funny too lol.

[@Rdr2500]

After the misson “a quiet time” when Arthur is drunk and he greets ppl he will say”Lenny? Not again”

[@xSal_96]

- Heeeey - Now that's unfortunate

[@Familliarsurroundings]

The way John laughed is probably the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. It sounded so genuine and so drunk and it just came out of nowhere, like only his drunken mind could think complimenting a horse could be that hilarious

[@Silentinthelibrary]

Greet > Greet > Antagonize aka “Keepin the gang on their toes,”

[@Gracericon]

I was half expecting everything to spontaneously explode after each antagonize

[@nickpettibone]

I love the Arthur singing 😂

[@minecraftboi58]

Arthur Morgan is best fictional character ever, change my mind

[@Insert_Name_Here908]

John Marston

[@swedishfish1]

Arthur: -Tuberculosis -Bipolar Disorder

[@Sukhoi_Su-27_flanker]

1:17 That board throw was personal💀

[@CorporalQuacks64]

this is amazing.

[@andyacero2991]

Masterpiece

[@4GB-Man64]

"AhHHhh- My name's John Marstooon" 💀

[@doodledogdrawings]

My favorite is from another video where he says “I’m glad manners ain’t dead yet….but you will be if you keep lookin at me like that!” Also drunk Arthur is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@Razbox360]

Medium honor be like

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

i love these characters

[@michaelc5373]

Bruh that ending gave me whiplash

[@gamercop2148]

The intro fucking killed me 😂

[@pikasome2585]

1:32 Nice horse *busts out laughing*

[@noaamonyakuza5]

The true red dead 2 experience

[@dan271291]

Arthur, I think Dutch has a plan.

[@booooocaj]

intro had me spitting out fucking food they just went straight to fighting you didn't even finish talking 😭

[@kooperjerome3335]

"Evening ladies." "Ain't you all a pretty group of flowers." "The kind I'd like to piss on."

[@captaincactis2506]

"Nice horse you got there" "Thanks! :)" "How long you been married?" ":("

[@linuxtuxvolds5917]

The music cover has me dying of TB

[@TriXt3R_]

i dont know what i found but i love it

[@AaR-q6y]

i love how that one guy threw the whole fucking board at him😭

[@JMR2009]

Proud to subscribe

[@LiGTY]

that "hey im john martston kinda hit funny" xD

[@RottmntRaphael]

the bg music😭😭😭

[@catchgi]

This video is so perfect, compliments my fellah

[@Waulangmakerboo]

A hell of a thing to say to a fella🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Greet Greet Antagonize momentum 100

[@gsmjack]

Stellar video, friend!

[@CLRC1997]

Drunk Arthur making death threats is just a treat lol