The Ocean Is Terrifying

[@brodievernonorsomething]

This is one of my favorite comfort channels. You deserve way more subs than you have man

[@organicnMechanic]

he only has 123k 😭😭

[@brayanjavier2452]

We feel like a good "small" community but yeah, he deserves more but like this is also good!

[@Xonoriuss]

"comfort"

[@kardona_3]

@@Xonoriuss That’s how it’s spelled bro

[@Taffy_Skull]

i think they mean that Greg usually does videos of spooky things, therefore not being so comforting xD​@@kardona_3

[@Matrix_The_One]

The waterslide one really got me. It gives me narrow cave vibes, where if you get stuck you're basically helpless.

[@Amogus-qf1wy]

Love to see Greg coming up with original ideas to start the new year

[@MrSleepless]

Gorg is back

[@makaska5]

*Gurg

[@getbogged]

gorg

[@Tyeler-ky2ct]

*gorgeous

[@poopscoop6857]

Greez

[@SealWithoutHat]

Is this comment a coincidence or not, because Gorg does sound awfully a lot like Greg.

[@lexhdz5803]

OMG ITS ME!!! IM THE "little jumpscare for ya" PERSON!!! GREG MENTIONED ME IM SO HAPPY RN WTF best new years gift tbh omg im so fcking happy he saw it

[@cheesy_68]

2:01 the reason why some beach houses have that is in case a tsunami happens, instead of the water hitting the walls and destroying the house it only breaks the glass and then flows through the bottom floor

[@loorkin]

6:04 I feel like Greg had enough of this song on tiktok so much that if he hears it casually playing anywhere else it'll instantly trigger his thalassophobia anyway

[@HerrScherzkeks]

That bobbing log is called a deadhead. Sometimes they can float in an up and down orientation and destroy small boats like a huge javelin if the waves are rough enough.

[@carolharper1241]

Came to the comments just for this reason thanks

[@silver_crone]

Your ocean content has become low-key exposure therapy. I can get maybe halfway through though, and everything in me says 'nope, that's it, shut it all down'. I can sit through horror movies, but video like these - genuinely terrify me. Panic-attack, phobia level of fear. I don't know how you sit through them.

[@Zeffer32]

Same dude! Especially with all the intentional jumpscare ones like, it's already terrifying!!! You don't need to make it more terrifying!!! 😅

[@silver_crone]

@@Zeffer32 omg the jump scares -- I started so hard i smashed my knee under my desk and legit screamed. Second jump scare and I nearly fell backwards off the chair, ended up getting up and pacing telling the bewildered cat 'no no no no oh hell no' lol

[@Mephiey]

That plunge into darkness at 9:04 got me. Just imagine being out there, but there's no boat to come and save you.. Nightmare fuel! Anyways, great video Mr. DudeBroGregMan! Looking forward to what 2024 brings for your channel!

[@MadailinBurnhope]

that water against the door is terrifying

[@L7nchYTofficial]

Then a Giant tentacle gets the door and your under water.

[@luckiestvalentine]

the idea of the water being the monster in a horror movie is so good im going to look into making that!! thanks greg :D

[@YOU-ARE-THE-SUN]

Greg when he sees water: 😱 (he has been living off milk and such for just about 15 years, and hasnt been outside because of humidity and rain. Doctors are watching him 24/7 to make sure he doesnt try to remove the water in his body, repeating “the water removal of 2014” where he almost died. His current room is a padded greenscreen cell. He is currently strapped down explaining the inability to see his torso. He makes these videos for exposure therapy and because it distracts him from the fact that he is 70% water) Just thought I would drop sum Greg lore for yall 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@Mista_silly]

GREG LORE REAL??

[@Wott786]

Gorg lore

[@LosPatosPlaneanVenganza]

1:22 the owner of the house really trusts that window. I don't even have thalassophobia but that window wouldn't let me sleep

[@TarotLadyLissa]

"The ocean is coming for us all, and for good reason." Needs to be on a t-shirt! Make the merch, I'll buy it!

[@cforcemx9869]

I think I have thalassophobia because earlier last year I went kayaking with my family. In the middle of the lake I thought it would be fun to pickup a stick floating on the water and throw it. When I threw it I immediately flipped the kayak and fell into the water. And eventually swam over to a floating tree branch covered in spiders to get myself back on the kayak.

[@handitover.]

those spiders were in the same situation as you lmao

[@taylorm6945]

Idk that sounds normal if that was me I'd have a full on panic attack even though I can swim just fine. I freeze and tense up badly if I can't see or touch the ground in water I can't Cleary so chances are if i fell off a boat or ship id probably die from freaking out thats how bad it is 😬 but I love the water lol

[@luxbrumalis823]

Wow my two greatest fears thalassaphobia and arachnophobia combined. Sounds horrific 😂

[@joyygirl56]

Another year looking forward to Greg's oddly comforting content 😅💜

[@Lurkai]

12:38 On a pretty serious note, should you ever be in a situation where it’s going to flood, please please please: “Escape higher, escape further” After watching the devastation from the earthquake/tsunami in Japan from 2011, those words and images haunt me

[@widogasts]

new fear unlocked: water banging on my door

[@jamiehall1460]

11:09 its called a dead head (something similar at least) and its basically a log that's been waterlogged to the point its only just buoyant enough that the smallest end sticks above the water while the rest is hidden under the waves. They can get pretty big too, full on trees can end up like this and they're pretty dangerous. The video after is a tsunami, its not like the super bad ones that happen after earthquakes, landslides, or explosions (volcanic or otherwise) but you can see how the water retreated from the beach before it came back, that's why it swamped those cars, I would bet the water is normally at that concrete platform. Remember if you are on the beach and the ocean starts retreating, head inland and get to higher ground fast. These people where lucky that this was a small tsunami and was slow enough they could out run it. Had they been on the shore and a large tsunami hit, well lets just say 2004 showed us what would happen.

[@Texan_Patriot]

9:06 I genuinely didn't have Thalassaphobia before this, I'm good with the ocean during the day....but *THAT?* That terrifies me. No black water. No thank you, no sale!

[@sauntering6952]

8:30 usually the cgi ones don't get me but my god.. mix my love for prehistoric animals and my fear of water and you get hell apparently 15:00 i feel like they might've taken inspo from this vid considering it's almost identical

[@emz33]

Of that video at 11:34 brings back this awful memory of walking the Mission boardwalk in San Diego at night. I looked out at the ocean and it looked like the water was pulling out really far and then coming back in super fast. I’ve never felt that much anxiety in my LIFE. Turns out nothing was actually happening but my god it was an awful 5 minutes of my life.

[@HyloRxse]

6:56 Well, they did make that movie. Have you ever seen Moana? But in all seriousness, I would totally watch a scary water-is-alive movie.

[@Tinychristmastreechipmunk]

I've snorkeled in the rain before and it's a bit frustrating. You go under to look at the sea-life but then rain is getting in your snorkle and you can't breathe so you have to go back up and empty out your snorkle while gasping for air, but oops, you gasp for air at the wrong time and the waves go into your mouth and nose and now you're choking on water and it's that repetetive process over and over. Snorkeling is great, but i don't recomend doing it while it's raining, it's mad annoying.

[@culturedpotato9497]

Greg never fails to break my waters with these videos

[@hazelwoods2489]

Grogery there is a great creepypasta about a ladder in the ocean! I enjoy water/ocean creepypastas and this one is pretty good!

[@ParkingLoan2226]

Greggys mustache gets prettier every video 😌

[@nothinghappens9811]

Right? Homie has great facial hair.

[@79Bobola]

9:52 😳 I couldn’t watch that one, absolutely terrifying.

[@TonyTheCarrot]

This makes me think about how the passengers left aboard titanic felt as they saw the last lifeboats leave. Alone in the pitch black ocean and a thousand stars

[@savviana]

12:53 the most horrifying thing about this to me is that this person is wearing sweatpants and shoes down a WATERSLIDE

[@hybridwinchester3441]

I swear, everything is just so wrong on this part

[@amandapanda4123]

I am so glad I found this channel. Great work 👏

[@anishinaabae]

i feel like people who truly respect and revere something as beautiful and terrifying as the ocean always have thalassophobia. i don’t think you even love or respect yourself if you’re doing shit like deep sea diving in cramped, narrow spaces. 😭

[@froginprogress8510]

The one fear I’ve yet to at least somewhat desensitize myself to😱 Realized partway through watching this that I was crunched up into a ball holding my breath. Bad aquatic memories…

[@buggsy6967]

“The Abyss” is a movie that is about water that is alive. VERY good movie for its time. Came out in 1989

[@rousselikemoose8909]

Dude the last clip with the frigging ladder was the Worst, that’s the stuff that gets me. Really nice of yuh ta throw aquatic ambience at the very end, went from “holy lord my hearts gunna explode” to “oh yea, I’m in the living room.”

[@omariscovoador7486]

7:40 last time i went to the beach it rained every day we stayed there, so on the last day i entered in the ocean while raining and it was an unique experience, the cold drops of water the Wind and the turbulent waves with some lightnings on the background, absolutely crazy

[@FTChomp9980]

Yes another Thallsophobia video! Time to get scared of the ocean again!

[@L4Depicness123]

Just know despite the perturbing content your videos are some of the best to watch when baked

[@darkseaofempathy]

The fact that I can count on you to tell the awkward jokes so well I snicker at my desk is something truly beautiful.

[@kazenrova6845]

Happy new year Greg! Hope you're enjoying yourself dude. No matter what content you put out there, it's most important for you to be into it man.

[@kazenrova6845]

P.S. yeah that little hidden formation of your username was on purpose although it started on accident lol😂

[@Sleepnt117]

There's a game where the water's alive, though I don't know of any movie. It's The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the morpha boss is some kind of demon possessing the water

[@maryfuller8598]

The movie 'The Abyss' has a water which that can shape itself and move around. It is not evil tho. Pretty cool.

[@kaybombsadventure6934]

"If you wanna get rid of your Thalassaphobia, just play Subnautica." "Okay, sure bro." "I HATE THE OCEAN"

[@makaska5]

Alternative video title: Oh my gosh dude The view from the huge window and the underwater hotel was like a paradise to me, the colors and all. That seal video gave ma a chuckle, thanks for including it xp

[@CubeThing]

Happy new year! I hope anyone reading this has a great 2024

[@13fyrefli]

I live in a landlocked Midwest state and am still terrified of the ocean. Figure that out. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@kaitlync4786]

I was in the Oslo Fjord on a ferry, which I guess connects to the North Sea, and I got to put my feet in it. It’s terrifying but also so beautiful at the same time. And the fish taste so good around there.

[@13fyrefli]

Hey Greg, have you ever watched The Deep House? It’s a haunted house movie, but underwater. Kind of a dumb movie but parts of it really stuck with me. Worth watching at least once.

[@AM711]

Well you wanted an ocean view... Also on Dive Talk they interviewed a diver who was left by his boat, fortunately survived

[@EyesOfByes]

9:07 NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. F**k the ocean. Nope nope.

[@katathoombs]

9:00 The Norwegian Sea one got me good.

[@thechronicler2081]

A little bit late but I have to say it anyways! When I was on a sail ship for an entire month we had to stand watch for stuff, and we were told that we MIGHT come across some containers, the chance is low but you never know! In the day it would have been easy to spot them if the sea was as calm as it was, but in the night? I remember standing at the bow between 2-4 am, looking out.. Seeing basically nothing except the dim green top lantern. And my worst fear while being out there is seeing a container slowly pass by under the dim lanterns. You never know what might have happened if you see that. Did a ship just loose it or has there been an accident where the ship has sunk? It was terrifying! But luckily none of us saw that and the crew told us that all their years sailing on the ship they have never seen containers in the water. But we may never know, they might be there lurking just beneath the waves.... However we were also told that most containers today have a "sinking trap" So the second it makes contact with water it will sink. Anyways! Great video

[@oasis6339]

soon as i saw this notification i gasped and dead ass said "YAY". i genuinly love your videos as a thalasophobe. i love all of em, great content :)

[@alankirsch7004]

4:25 Dark Water is a horror movie where water is the monster

[@septsky98]

Yeah the original Japanese version is the best imo, but to be fair the water is like a paranormal representation so idk if thats what he means.

[@imagined8429]

My gosh my favorite asmr dude has another channel

[@poiwytlee]

Gorg thank you for never screaming I can watch you when I'm having a migraine or autism issues and not worry! Even though they're spooky lolololol!

[@brayanjavier2452]

Truly a comfort channel! Looking to another year watching your videos :)

[@k7l3rworkman97]

Happy 2024 GregBroDudeMan 🤙🏻☮️❤️ Thank you for all your awesome, hilarious and spooky content 😁

[@originalhuggies9740]

5:55 Helo Dunker - Used by the Military to simulate a helicopter crashing into the water. What a fun experience.

[@adamjoseph6122]

Dude, best comment of yours was the random, "what the hell??" when that mini Godzilla thing showed up! LOL I don't know why but it was so funny!!

[@popurri5326]

A day where Greg posts is a good day

[@leannezezeski-sass2773]

I live on the south shore of Long Island and my house got flooded bad in hurricane Sandy and we stayed in the house as it happened. We got at least 5 feet in the garage because the car got completely submerged(and it was raised on cinder blocks) and 2 feet in our house, enough to ruin all our furniture. While our house was getting flooded and we were trudging through the water trying to save all our stuff, there were boats that flooded out of the boat yard riding into our yard almost hitting our house and all kinds of crazy stuff floating through the water. The scariest part was at night because the water got into our electrical box and it started smoking. We huddled upstairs so we wouldn’t get electrocuted and we called to the fire department and they basically told us we were screwed because the trucks couldn’t get to us cause of the water. 3 other houses on my block actually burned down that night for that reason but ours just short circuited and our electricity went out. I got tons of video from that night of everything and the aftermath of the neighborhood the next day. We learned that day that it was a bad idea to live on the water. We got our house raised through this government program, it took a year total of living in hotels until the house was fixed and raised and some of the people on my street never got their houses fixed and they’re still destroyed and abandoned to this day. I was never scared of water before but this experience was pretty traumatic lol

[@Unpractical-dude]

I can already tell this is about to be the best video I’ve seen all week

[@MyDarling572]

6:40 WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THAT? ☠💀👿👽👹

[@zam50]

You directly added this new video to the existing playlist. I had to subscribe for that. Been watching your thalassophobia videos every once in a while for a few years, glad to see you still do them

[@joshthoughts6177]

8:00 I live in a beach town, and my back is directly facing the entirety of the Atlantic Ocean 😂😂😂 so in a very real way that is behind me right now.

[@JesusIsMyShepherd95]

The slide one hit me in the claustrophobia😢

[@CausticSalsa]

Happy new year. Love this series. Would love to see the ocean video games come back!

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

It's kind of sad that _Hoist The Colours_ has become a bit of a TikTok trend, it's probably one of the top 5 best songs from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise... right after _He's a Pirate._

[@Mathamyr]

I dont really mind being on top of the water in a boat or something, however, looking into the water and into the darkness and stuff is what REALLY makes me freak.

[@102ndsmirnov7]

Idk why I even watch these, don't have thalassophobia but I do and have for probably over a year now. Keep 'em comin'.

[@garfieldjohnnyjonhson]

To answer your question Gorg, yes, a new horror movie about water will release in a few days. I think its called « Night Swim »

[@blehh_mae]

1:42 i do find this cool but also i dont get the whole thing about window-walls, it just feels so uneasy to me, not in a scary way moreso as in its practically an invitation for people to stare at you across the street or easily break in with the most open entrance ever, and aesthetics-wize it just feels boring how theres no real buildup to it its just "this wall is a huge window" and for some reason that feels boring, like id prefer one of those outward windows instead of a big glass wall

[@AttackOtterYT]

Man, it’s been a whole year since we saw you, missed you man.

[@meghanmonroe]

Honestly, working on a boat in the North Sea is one of those jobs that just could never pay enough. Even $1B an hour wouldn't be enough for me.

[@SeraphOfTheStone]

Absolutely not. The orange tube and it gets submerged at the bottom?! Claustrophobia and thalassophobia combined is a nope from me! 😭😭

[@Whookieee]

The water as monster ina horror film made me think of The Abyss, but the water funnel thing is malicious

[@sunnyscott4876]

Kowabunga!! Surf's up, dude!!!! 🏄‍♀️ 🌊 🏄‍♀️

[@OfficialBurrow]

I’ll be departing in a submarine in roughly 6 months from now. Hooyah Navy!

[@Reddzion]

There is a movie where the monster is the water, called The Abyss, old-ish film though. It ends up having deep sea water aliens in it though somehow. Great film however it will 100% trigger your fear in terms of the scenery shots.

[@whimai412]

Lol every video on thasalaphobia. Which i totally have too. It ends up being a PSA on turn of the electricity when your house is flooding if you dont want to be electrocuted. D:

[@stormtornado4683]

Gorg and greg uploading at the same time, what an coincidence

[@johnuribe4645]

Love these videos man! Keep it up!

[@wieldylattice3015]

14:30 some mfs already romanticized the Titanic sinking in a 90s movie, I see no reason why a game that actually takes the sinking seriously is any more insensitive

[@Telarii]

11:12 and 13:28 that. That's the stuff that gets to me. I'm moderately bothered by regular ocean/sea, but muddy, wide rivers with strong currents or generally those completely muddied violent waters scare the sh*t out of me. I haven't found any specific name to that.

[@DannyDeVitois80]

The North Sea is obviously very very scary,, hell the entire ocean is scary,,,,,,, but nothing compares to the dark black choppy death of the South Pacific…… somehow it’s even scarier knowing that there’s barely ANY land around the entire circumference of the far southern hemisphere……….. just so much dark cold endless abyss

[@VulcanRedux]

I love coming to this channel thank you for your content. You have my type of humor!!

[@crumbsanarchy]

You had the chance to say “new year same fear” and blew it lol

[@TherikVanen]

That’s hoist the colors from pirates 3, got popular 17 years later for some reason

[@darthmemeious9526]

I CLAWED INTO MY TABLE AT THE TUBE THING!!!

[@Afterfect]

11:10 I think what we're seeing here is a dedhead log. If I'm not mistaken, they're trees or wood that's drifted and become waterlogged, and is in the process of sinking. They're often hard to spot and if you don't catch it, you could cause a lot of damage to the boat. Just a guess

[@Eucis93]

Dude imagine the underwater hotel at night 😭😭😭

[@GustavRauhala]

When will we get a new liminal spaces video to kick off 2024? Love the content, cheers man!

[@emz33]

Lol the “what the hell” at the iguana without anything following up 😂

[@StarBee223]

This is really late but watch The Waters of Mars, its a Doctor Who episode. Got your "water is the villain" story there

[@PENITENT1991]

Happy new year GBDM 🎉🎉

[@boone4828]

I should be sleeping but greg is addicting 🤤

[@blehh_mae]

10:45 personally ive got a fear of water too but if that was on the ground in some coral reef or something (but then again the stuff a hotel needs may be harmful to the reef itself if they just dump it or theres leaks or something) i would probably give it a shot

[@scottbanks6415]

That dolphin in front of the ship is actually hitching an easy ride cause the Pinocchio nose thing on the bottom front of ship is to help break waves I believe but it also constantly pushes forward and the dolphins figured out how to hitch a ride and not use any 3nergy