Star Wars Outlaws is a Steaming Pile of Sh*t (Review)

[@GriffinGaming]

Leave a like if the Force is NOT female

[@MojaveKnight17]

Male since the beginning

[@Yayofangamer16]

This ♀️ can destroy 50 storm troopers in minutes. They retroactively destroyed the stakes as per the OG movies. - 80% of stormtroopers are ♀️

[@alexvsevil]

make the force great again

[@blacksamurai76]

I think you pissed off the ibislop bots lmao

[@ascendantseal1978]

Bigot

[@Soup-man]

"Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects." -Darth Traya, Knights of the Old Republic II

[@predatorx760]

Iconic quote and from an actual good star wars game

[@nealang9520]

*Apathy is death*

[@Soup-man]

@@predatorx760 Yeah, I'm playing through the old EU games, and they're so much better. I like KOTOR more than even the prequels tbh

[@dynastes4938]

@@Soup-man Kotor 2 is about the best Star Wars game ever made. Epic quote, but how dare you mentioning it in the context of this mindless slop game? IT IS TREASON THEN!!!!

[@sitrueis4007]

Hatred is a fragile alliance at best.

[@Manjawline]

Just realised in August, we had 3 dumpster fires that came out. Dustborn, Concord and Star Wars Outlaws

[@liquidtruth7954]

And they all have propaganda in common

[@a_lost_one]

There's a reply to this comment that isn't visible... I guess someone must be too based for KZbin to handle. lol

[@liquidtruth7954]

@@a_lost_one was it mine?

[@will2777]

@@liquidtruth7954no because i can see it

[@a_lost_one]

@@liquidtruth7954 No, we can see it. And yes, they all propaganda in common.

[@TheMC1102]

When I've heard that Ubisoft was making a Star Wars game in this day and age, my initial thought was "Yep, this is gonna suck".

[@herkload]

This got me thinking about how good Ubisoft and gaming was back in the day. Like damn, we never knew how good we had it back then

[@neonverseAnimation]

​@@herkloadyeah you're right about that farcry, watch dogs and assassin's creed were fun back then now it's just RPG slop.

[@maccagrabme]

Why on earth did they think it was a good idea using a character that looks so out of place and jarring in a game unless they intended to lose money?

[@sappyjohnson]

@@herkload I've never liked Ubisoft games. Pure trash.

[@justkeepstretching2037]

Except the game is actually fucking great and the gaming community now days is a bunch of dumb ass group think red pill nerd assholes who would rather feel like a part of some weird ass group think movement than form their own opinion.

[@xelldincht4251]

"Pre-order game for *120 bucks* to play earlier later "Sorry, we have bugs. Please delete your save file if you started playing earlier then the release date" Oh Ubisoft, how can a billion Dollar continue to fuck up this badly? Why are people still buying your games?

[@a_lost_one]

Hard agree, except.. One does not simply "buy" Ubisoft games anymore. Hope you're comfortable with that! 🙃

[@sergeantzack1106]

​@a_lost_one no you do buy it

[@a_lost_one]

@@sergeantzack1106 Ubisoft exec says "players should get comfortable with not owning their games." So I'm very, very comfortable with not owning Ubisoft games.

[@kyodarkness9243]

"Pay us more to beta-test it for us" -Ubislop, definitely

[@MickeyHaugh]

Spot on. At this point anyone who falls for this same bs deserves what they get though. How much evidence do you need before you wise up?

[@dookie_12]

Star Wars ended over 10 years ago.

[@Soup-man]

It died when the EU became Legends, it was buried with The Force Awakens. Then it was in the depths of hell with The Last Jedi. I still haven't seen Episode 9

[@a_lost_one]

@@Soup-man Let me save you the money. Spoilers, I guess. "Somehow Palpatine returned." Rey finds out she's Palpatine's grandchild. Kylo kisses Rey after final battle with Palpatine, giving his life to bring her back to life. With them all dead, Rey Palpatine appropriates the Skywalker name, hence the movie title. Audience dies of cringe.

[@Soup-man]

@@a_lost_one Yeah, I saw Critical Drinker's review of 9, and it somehow sounds worse than TLJ.

[@StarboyXL9]

@@Soup-man This. SWTOR was the last Star Wars tale to ever be told. There are none after it.

[@rickhunter6513]

Star Wars died at the introduction of the Ewoks

[@joshuakolton9955]

I laugh at anyone who paid $130 for no physical collectibles and to play it 3 days early then find out on launch day that they’ll have to restart the whole game due to a game breaking day 1 patch. 😂 you get what you deserve.

[@7milesdavis]

Seriously dude. “Oh maybe hold off until the game is playable.” How about don’t reward bad business practices or buy games from people that hate you.

[@cz5836]

I dont think having to restart was that big of a deal for them. Whats really funny is people consuming content about stuff they dont like, thats an actual waste of time unless youre trying to understand why you hate what you hate. I rather consume content about stuff i like, makes much more sense to me.

[@daringwolverin]

Lop exactly!

[@GundamExiaDarkMatter]

Ubislop: "You turned them against me!" Gaymers: "you have done that yourself"

[@drakelovecraft7679]

The ending should've been the Droid gets freewill and kills the whole crew. Turns out he hated them all the whole time

[@scottyman1165]

Ubisoft never fails to release their yearly slop

[@TheFreshPeddler]

Pretty sure it's more like a few a year.

[@fallout1116]

Their stock has lost 84% of its value since 2018.

[@amargwari2431]

Who even buys this slop bro?

[@nikobellic8002]

@@fallout1116 That makes me so happy.

[@nikobellic8002]

@@amargwari2431 Some fools who can't think

[@liquidtruth7954]

What an intimidating and believably capable protagonist

[@ThisMeansMyPS3sOut]

Right? Cause everybody knows a 130lb girl can easily knock a fully grown man out with a right hook to the helmet…

[@cezarstefanseghjucan]

Someone doesn’t know boxing.

[@wildeyshere_paulkersey853]

​@@cezarstefanseghjucanCan't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic....

[@LudwigPaiste28]

@@cezarstefanseghjucan somebody doesn’t know biology

[@cezarstefanseghjucan]

@@LudwigPaiste28 🤣

[@55Kryan]

Being a Ubisoft fan is like bathing in shit and bragging about it

[@framerant4434]

😂😂😂

[@ahmedmaklad6527]

I do enjoy it whenever Griffin rips apart a new Ubisoft game it's not even worth pirating

[@eugenekrabs2403]

You're doing the Lords work by warning people not to play Slop Wars Outlaws

[@zonnodon163]

Lol, nice pun

[@thebenc1537]

Crouch walking as a form of stealth is stupid. I am so tired of it.

[@nikobellic8002]

Well it's standard. Every stealth game does it.

[@1XDroidX1]

Same here, crouch should be an option with boxes etc. cover items to get behind while standing. Up against a wall on corners with a simple peek mechanic ike the old Rainbow six and Splinter cell games. Yeah it's a game, but only a droid's knees could take that kind of immersion breaking punishment. And even they would need to oil those joints and replace worn parts once in a while. 😑

[@moongoalie2410]

You’d prefer standing up the entire time? Stealth in games follow the same formula because the line of sight from npcs it meant to be realistic, and I don’t think no one is going to be standing up the entire time to sneak around.

[@thebenc1537]

@@moongoalie2410 I prefer developers come up with something better than crouching behind a weirdly conveniently placed row of boxes as if that makes them invisible. "Hey who is that behind that box?" "Just ignore them, they think we cant see them. Play along, its funny. When she comes out and hits your helmet pretend it knocks you out immediately. Its hilarious"

[@thebenc1537]

@@1XDroidX1 You would have to go prone, crawling on your belly, for someone to not see you behind that box. You can see someone rouching in tall grass too. These crouch mechanics we get in every damn game, they dont make sense!

[@trentinlamar2026]

The main character looks like the average Taylor Swift fan

[@TheFreshPeddler]

@trentinlamar2026 - the average swift fan is 12.

[@CATPI55x]

Should of used Omega

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

That actually explains why Taylor Swift suddenly became so popular. Her fanbase is made up of goblins!

[@RubyJones-zj4fu]

Hay now I resemble that remark lol 😅

[@wildeyshere_paulkersey853]

​@@TheFreshPeddlerEh. Hard disagree.

[@Deebosamuel19]

How can ANYBODY be fond of auto-fail stealth mechanics? It's the laziest of game design as they couldnt think of a way for the game and player to react to failure. That's absolutely putrid design and comes with zero risk.

[@ThisMeansMyPS3sOut]

That part would have been by far the most annoying part of the game if not for the bugs that had me redoing a mission 5 fucking times because it kept bugging out at the end

[@974OMG]

Not sure why you’re making this a point when Red Dead 2 itself had mandatory stealth sections 🤨

[@Oppedmi1]

Let me guess, you did not play any games before 2010? Instant fail was basically all their was and nobody whined about it. We just got good at the game.

[@irvins8160]

Star Wars IP is completely dead lol. Disney and Ubisoft are just dancing on it's grave.

[@idenney]

Who asked for a stealth Star Wars game? Especially when the stealth is broken af.

[@maccagrabme]

The graphics look worse than a 10 year old game.

[@ThisMeansMyPS3sOut]

Seriously though. If I wanted a stealth game id play assassins creed or something. Smfh. I liked Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor so I figured id give this a shot. I expected a GTA star wars. Instead I got this.. whatever tf this is

[@C-Skrilla-i5t]

No light saber???...I'll pass

[@Thomas-uz3zf]

It's like they take themselves way to seriously

[@thereaperskullpt]

People who buy this game and say that the gameplay is good can expect to be bullied.

[@cezarstefanseghjucan]

How about you craft your own experiences or stick with games that represent you, instead of attacking others for their preferences. Or do you always go for the lowest hanging fruit?

[@thereaperskullpt]

​@@cezarstefanseghjucan I'm going to bully you and cry for more. This isn't a question of preference, it's about opening your eyes and seeing crap that you say is good, you are the minority at the moment who enjoy the game, and that alone gives you a lot to think about. The game is poorly made, they sell it to you at the price of gold, they take a universe that has the potential to shit all over it, and you come here and nobody can criticize “opinions or visions of others because you're offended by the truth. Grow up.

[@cezarstefanseghjucan]

@@thereaperskullpt Hehe, kiddo, I can’t hear you due to my Ubisoft+ Premium Yearly subscription. The petty can bemoan the price tag, find excuses and keep wasting their time.

[@thereaperskullpt]

@@cezarstefanseghjucan plus no one cares about.

[@sitrueis4007]

​@@cezarstefanseghjucanthese games are for kids. Only people with no perspective can buy games like these. People like me who play games since 90's would never touch such pille of shit. But I guess that buying games from developer that doesn't respect gamers, is form of self hatred. There is nothing redeeming about this game or any game from Ubisoft. I will pay 60€ for proper game like KCD2.

[@jm4100]

Surprised there is no reference to how utterly ridiculous this girl boss stealth takedowns look.....this girl looks 110lbs soaking wet & is backhanding storm troopers triple her weight , barehanded on the back of their the hard shell helmets & knocking them out....LOL 😂 - Every takedown looks so hysterically stupid......i cant.....🤡

[@GriffinGaming]

I think it speaks for itself lol

[@maccagrabme]

She looks like she doesn't go anywhere near a bar of soap and has had that jacket on for years, I think its what is taking them down so fast.

[@hardhitter5099]

Right?! There are many people defending this game and saying “you should play it for yourself. You can’t judge a game from a video until you play it” Umm I think with this game I can when seeing the stupid ass “takedowns” that look like shit and aren’t realistic in the slightest bit to where it’s laughable. I know “it’s a game” but the people want realism as much as possible with these games. It’s a game based mostly on stealth and the stealth takedowns look dumb as hell. I mean throwing someone on the ground and they are just out instantly? 🤦‍♂️

[@Yayofangamer16]

​@@maccagrabmeShe found the jacket

[@infinitedeath1384]

​@@hardhitter5099I choked on my drink when I first saw one of those takedowns 😂😂.

[@silvertounge2099]

This game is the most subtle Woke title this year. Sooo many girl boss after girl boss

[@Slaughter_Hill]

Bro is just yapping

[@razor-backfrogger4256]

@@Slaughter_Hill DAS RITE MAH LIL BRO *eats KFC*

[@pg3973]

​@@Slaughter_Hillyapping? I guess writing 2 factual statements is yapping now? Lol

[@Slaughter_Hill]

@@pg3973 have you played the game? Where did you get these “facts” from? Are they alternative facts?

[@GreenGoblin107]

@@Slaughter_Hillyou sound like a beta male

[@SirEvilestDeath]

What’s worse than having the wrong music in an iconicly musical place? Not having music at all!!!

[@TraceguyRune]

Every cantina has music, and a jukebox with a music playlist

[@Soup-man]

Remember when Star Wars was a story about a father and son? Or about WAR!

[@chris5942]

That was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

[@Yayofangamer16]

The force is female now dood

[@fdnfdnasd7714]

​​@@Yayofangamer16i remember when Kay say "it's morbin time!", it was the best part.

[@TheFreshPeddler]

Now sw is a story of girl power, girl bosses, girl officers, subordinate men, merchandise opportunity pets and the diversity and inclusivity that limits white males to mostly being part of the Republic. If your inclusivity excludes people based on race, you are a disingenuous racist. Creating a faithful and immersive SW fantasy should be the goal, not cramming as much divisive agenda as possible. Privatized socialism is the only explanation for spending so much on a brand to then try and destroy it with so much political agenda. When a corporation puts agenda before profits something is wrong.

[@antoniobrandao7139]

That was a long time ago. It was resolved in episode VI. From then on it has been everything but. Doesn’t mean a game based on SW can’t be good. Which is not the case.

[@capnphuktard5445]

They put around 30 physical copies of this on the shelves here in my local Walmart.. Imagine buying a key for a game for $70 to $110...The games not even on the disk!

[@sean7221]

There's about 20 copies on a stand at jb-hifi, right next 20 copies of Concord 🤣

[@ethandinchong32]

@@sean7221lmfaooooo

[@themightybagle99]

In Watch Dogs, Aiden Pearce used a Baton to takedown his enemies throughout the whole game, he wasn't OP but very skilled. In Star Wars Outlaws, one strike on a stormtroopers head with the ol' mighty fist and there instantly knocked down. *How did we get here?*

[@fdnfdnasd7714]

The violence is for kids?)

[@themightybagle99]

@@fdnfdnasd7714 My guy, Clone Wars had plenty of deaths that weren't troopers. It ain't just "For kids" dumbass.

[@jacobwilliams6365]

​​@@fdnfdnasd7714That really doesn't justify anything at all. What you're saying is either that kids are so retarded that they can't comprehend what would happen when they punch a hard object, like a helmet with their fleshy hand or what you're saying is that kids do not deserve quality games.

[@mr.shin.5138]

​@fdnfdnasd7714 yes but one punch? Not even a kick? Really? Kids these days can see a little kung fu fighting man

[@fdnfdnasd7714]

@@mr.shin.5138 in this concrete case, maybe "punch killing" is not an ubisoft decision. Because SW = disney. And they easily can say a rule for game "main hero shouldn't brutally kill people". The same like fallen order, where Redhead-guy not kill humans with light-baton, they "just sleep"))

[@jopera2087]

"You will eat shit and be happy" - Ubisoft

[@Exodus-sh5mq]

Bruh...i am slowly coming to the realization that the Beyond Good and Evil 2 will not restore my faith in ubisoft. I will be utterly crushed when that game comes out.

[@razor-backfrogger4256]

That will never come out

[@quigglyz]

Like the man said, this probably is BG&E2

[@Exodus-sh5mq]

@@razor-backfrogger4256 I think I'm coming to the revelation that may be true. This game isn't coming out ever.

[@nikobellic8002]

​@@Exodus-sh5mq Keep being slow like that in life.

[@Ali-Rafifreakloser]

I didn't even surprises, I already knew it was a soulless garbage game ign they gave it a 7/10 for soulless crap. Ngl, I've quietly watched you live stream the entirety of this game, it already looks boring and lifeless.

[@Ali-Rafifreakloser]

By the way, W take and thank you for your watching and honest review.

[@Alx1744]

An ign 7/10 means that the game is below-average.

[@thebass4511]

Praise be the lord that space marine 2 comes out next month as a pallet cleanse

[@Slaughter_Hill]

Thats woke trash

[@khamul64]

ABANDON REASON KNOW ONLY WAR

[@hunterpeterson3205]

We shall purge the xeno in holy righteous fire brothers

[@insomnolant6043]

Look forward to serving your African woman general.

[@YawnYea]

Another horrible game by ubisoft, shocker

[@Armordude91122Cute]

It baffles me that with the amount of stealth missions, they could've made a Splinter Cell styled Star Wars game where you play as a Bothan Spy if they are too afraid to let you play as a Clone or Stormtrooper. It would also be a great way to showcase the strength of the Bothan species and explain where they were during the events of Return of the Jedi. Also the protagonist having an animal companion is the most Disney Channel thing I've seen that it comes across as cheesy.

[@D4rkKn1ght311]

The power of one, the power of two, the power of Ubi.

[@pphead4312]

Info Wars >>> Soy Wars

[@larrybobinski1257]

>>>

[@zacharybailey158]

The NWO Wars is the top game for me even when I invade the Epstein island to save the babies. There are no good games coming this year for me and TWAU 2 has been delayed again even Telltale announced it this year. Alex Jones saved my year when the new gaming generation is dying. But at least Space Marine 2 is coming sooner or later. It better not be cancelled...

[@radioface86]

Always remember, they canceled 1313 for this slop.

[@brownGoy]

Mediocrity rises to the top 😢

[@trentinlamar2026]

They have the great value version of Darth Vader voice actor

[@guardiansoulblade2673]

Should have gotten Chad Vader his voice is great.

[@trentinlamar2026]

Chad Vader Is two Based for Slopsoft

[@nightowl3582]

I'm pretty much done with Ubi. I believe Assassin's Creed Odyssey is the last Ubi game I've played. Can't even trust Far Cry to be good anymore.

[@sharpshooterjames8891]

I checked out after AC Origins

[@Deadsea_1993]

Far Cry 6 was bought as one of the first 3 games I bought with my Ps5. I didn't get far In it before I was beyond bored. Ended up selling it after it was on the shelf for months

[@LordCritish]

Congrats Bethesda! Starfield is now officially not the worst triple-A SciFi game of 2024 anymore!

[@Prime-ku9yr]

Jumped over a rail? Even the game don’t want to play itself 😂

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Black Myth Wukong: *casually laughing while holding a bottle of immortal ale😂😂😂*

[@Slaughter_Hill]

That game died in a week. 80% sales were in China

[@Yayofangamer16]

​@@Slaughter_HillCope harder

[@Yayofangamer16]

​@detective2221🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[@Whitto77]

​@detective2221 or maybe your comment is so stupid it's not worth arguing over. Black Myth Wukong is not "generic" and it has reviewed very well. You are wrong.

[@GreenGoblin107]

@@Slaughter_Hill beta male

[@greggeiger7532]

Hard pass for me. If it was an actual Han Solo game I would probably be hyped.

[@buba4267]

Since the game takes place between Empire and Jedi, Han Solo was still frozen in Carbonite

[@greggeiger7532]

@@buba4267 so what lol. Just make different game.

[@Subremedy]

Nah more like if you can select your outlaw, like GTA gave different perpectives, they should have segmented the game while carrying progress or collectobles from one segment to the next

[@robertsoto5713]

That pistol is so lame. I’ll wait til it’s 10$

[@nikobellic8002]

And it's the only gun you can carry with you lol

[@steezygaming1726]

This is absolutely DISGUSTING. They went from assassins creed to this garbage? Unbelievable...

[@zonnodon163]

Of course it was. And no one should ever be surprised. The whole shitty game was a fucking mistake.

[@drakelovecraft7679]

$130 for like 15 hours of shit entertainment

[@Yayofangamer16]

This ♀️ can destroy 50 storm troopers in minutes. They retroactively destroyed the stakes as per the OG movies. - 80% of stormtroopers are ♀️

[@Yayofangamer16]

SHE ALSO destroys a Star Destroyer by herself too (using her ship)

[@miked7728]

Sneak around an Imperial base mission, but they didn't make it so you can wear a Storm Trooper's armor for disguise 🤦‍♂

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

Should have made it so you have to hide under some officer´s coat. You know,like in a Looney Tunes skit.

[@Ratkwad]

No thats a $25 DLC

[@alvybar2990]

This has been the most mediocre year in gaming we’ve had in a long time.

[@amarcellus1714]

I couldnt put my finger on it but you are right. Last year was packed with better titles. This year I have been playing nothing but older games. I will probably pick up Black Myth Wukong though

[@daybreakgames7733]

Filmmaking industry, music industry, gaming industry pretty much the entire entertainment industry is going downhill

[@Lionajda899]

I thought that was 2023, but this shit got even worse

[@nikobellic8002]

​@@daybreakgames7733 There should be an industry that isn't going downhill!

[@mongarfreenam1393]

Wait...its BAD? Who could have seen thie coming...

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Its like: "IMAGINE, my shock!!!"

[@Yayofangamer16]

​@@geekymetalhead5112I'm shocked, I'm shocked! ...Well, not that shocked

[@jaffarebellion292]

There is no reason whatsoever to play this over the Bounty Hunter and Smuggler storylines in the Old Republic MMO. None. That game is even free.

[@mcflyguy161]

It's not the cliff that kills you, its the 2ft drop off the speeder AFTER landing that kills you 😂

[@Flyon86]

AAAA gaming folks

[@nikobellic8002]

If this is what AAAA games look like I rather go back to AA games.

[@lordcarve]

I want a bounty hunter game where you are not an activist or freedom fighter, but just a guy trying to make his way in the universe.

[@EmperorOT436]

Microsoft should buy Ubislop next they're made for each other

[@nikobellic8002]

Match made in hell

[@kojk2545]

Even keeping in mind it's for a review/youtube commentary, I'm still a little mad to hear that anyone pays out Ubisoft $130 for this steaming pile.

[@nikobellic8002]

Just laugh at them for their stupidity

[@DionPanday]

In 10 years people will still play bad games like Sonic 06 or Duke Nukem Forever and have fun with it despite its obvious flaws. No one is going to play bland games like Star Wars Outlaws or Starfield in 10 years.

[@TheKingOfAllHorror]

I will

[@DionPanday]

@@TheKingOfAllHorror good for you?

[@KyleJohnDavid]

At least those were funny bad! These are just depressing pieces of bloatware.

[@Boltgunmetal94]

It looks so boring. Just stealth, walking, puzzles, climbing section, brief generic gun play lol

[@NorthInium]

The fact that there is anyone out there that calls this game good breaks my mind.

[@patrickmusson4571]

Why can't we play Han Solo in this game? Set the game when Han Solo was 20 years old.

[@Dr.Metalblood]

I think fans of stealth games will hate this more than people who don't like stealth.

[@Rocky357]

If you expected something perfect from a new Star Wars game, that’s your fault 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@reagriff2277]

It’s exactly what I was expecting it to be. Hot garbage.

[@badshootykat5574]

The title Star Whores is got a better ring to it than Star Wars

[@Hunyeter]

The perfect background noise while playing FFXV

[@Wingsofredemptionfan336]

Ffxv is so underrated

[@Subremedy]

Now THAT has good gameplay and can be strategic enough not to be hack and slash like 16

[@drakelovecraft7679]

I have no idea why someone would pay extra to play a Ubisoft game early. Games are buggy years later, now try before any patch

[@sdmayday]

I have no clue why Ubi was so eager to release the game so shortly after the Acolyte while it still needed some polish. If they just took their time to iron out the worst bugs and to enhance some of the gameplay elements it could have been a nice game still. I don't see a trash game here, but a trash game state at release. Maybe it's fine in six months or so.

[@tmauntler]

As someone who liked everything till TLJ ruined it all- I am not even remotely interested in anything Star Wars related until I hear people I trust like it

[@MojaveKnight17]

$5 bucks on Christmas time

[@thereaperskullpt]

Not even by 0.1 cent, nor free, nor should this garbage even exist.

[@brownGoy]

They should pay us to play this 💩

[@maxtugger1859]

This game just looks ….. boring.

[@vovapsix]

The worst story non-sense of this game is how your character gets tricked into doing a job for the Rebel Alliance by stealing from Leero, and not only did they not pay you anything, but instead knocked you out so that Leero can find you, nearly kill you and put a bounty on your head. Now tell me who would you hate more in this scenario, Leero or the non-binary alliance that left you for dead. But nooo, we cant hate the woke alliance that set you up, we have to fight authority together against the 'Empire'. We are outlaws and traitors but we are good guys, since we're rebels... If this is Outlaws, why do we have to work for the Rebels, cant we betray them, i would, given the protagonist's circumstance. Why can we only steal from cops or stormtroopers, what if we want to steal from anyone else, why cant we kill animals, why cant we shoot bounty hunters while riding a speeder, is this what a soy criminal looks like? P.S. i die every time she knocks out stormtroopers by punching their helmets, are they made from styrofoam? XD P.S.S. i bet they made the hutt pig guards slimmer, because they propagate a stereotype that fat people are pigs or smth like that, or all pigs are fat XD

[@jacobwilliams6365]

If that really is the plot, then I can't help but think (unironically) that the empire might actually be better.

[@astronomicalreason9807]

That's the problem with big companies like Ubisoft. They have no excuse to release a "triple A game" that feels like an indie game.

[@ndwknss]

The cope for this game is absolutely incredible. People are most bizarre.

[@dylanprinsloo5568]

guys remember that according to canon the stormtrooper armor is meant to be highly resistant to physical damage like blunt weapons and such as well as weaker blasters but this bitch can one shot them. Also droids are literally tools/objects designed to do the work that humans or other people don't want to. Imagine giving the right to vote to your cordless power drill like bruh what theee actual fuck? is it really that hard to make a good star wars game? like really they have all the components they could need? they have soo much to work off of and somehow they fuck it up so often. if you took star citizen or no mans sky and put star wars paint on those games and then built a story around those building blocks you'd be on ur way to making a decent game but nooooo we wanna make farcry every fucking chance we get. like jesus how many paints can you put on the farcry formula

[@will2777]

It wouldve been nice if the factions were actually something that affects the game overall, kinda reminds me of starfield with their loyalty system not really being much. Wish we could have New Vegas style storytelling where you can fuck over one faction or every faction depending upon your choices and standing, but thats a completely separate game from this for sure

[@ThePsychoAnon]

Wow the millennial dialogue is so cringe. Edit: omg the takedowns looks so goofy, 95 pound woman bonking plasteel helmets for a 1hit ko😂 the stupid Disney esque “cute” companion is so dumb. WHO WAS THIS GAME MADE FOR?! not Star Wars fans that’s for sure.

[@2kool4u_mac67]

I’m sorry but the punching screaming stealth gameplay in this game is just pathetic…

[@hunterpeterson3205]

Worry not Battle Brothers, for the Emperor cares not for this galaxy far, far away. For this week, we shall purge the xeno and the heritic from our galaxy. For the Imperium, and for the Emperor!

[@xelisrahux5563]

Which is worse? Ubisoft or EA?

[@Ali-Rafifreakloser]

Both are worse

[@Michaelrojas24]

Both companies release the same yearly slop

[@botmidea1115]

Ea occasionally puts out a good game, I liked survivor and college football is pretty fun. I can’t think of a good Ubisoft game from the last 5 years

[@grundged]

Cant believe EA actually made a better game. Jedi Fallen Order was absolutely fantastic. Now that is s Star Wars game!

[@infinitedeath1384]

And Jedi survivor!

[@BigBoss-nc7tz]

I dont understant some people liked this game and find it good ... are they delusional ??

[@insomnolant6043]

They're politically- and/or financially-motivated, and are lying.

[@nikobellic8002]

Yes

[@BigBoss-nc7tz]

@@nikobellic8002 sad

[@T.B-h2b]

​@@BigBoss-nc7tz i see a man of culture🗿

[@BigBoss-nc7tz]

@@T.B-h2b what do you mean ?? I didnt understand .. can you explain ?

[@PleromaPathways]

Typically I'll avoid all Ubisoft games at all cost because they are woke

[@Beerandbruises]

Woke and gay! Bring back masculine games

[@rickgamingplus9949]

She got a powerful super hero punch for a skinny girl that even the trooper wearing helmet can’t handle lol

[@stevenpang0423]

It is so bad, like I wouldn't even call this mid, this is just bad

[@JAL859]

Red Dead 2 came out in 2018. Looks better and plays better than this. Better facial animations in game and cut scene. Seamless transitions. So glad I didn't buy it.

[@tokyotopp]

31:08 the same thing happens in Tom Clancy‘s break point with vehicles. It’s a Ubisoft thing.

[@ryanmiller-nh4cl]

This game was doomed from the very beginning and I’m sorry that you had to sit through another ubislop game.

[@blackheartkoda2269]

never really liked ubisoft games now i know why they sucked.

[@JunjiItoDougWalker]

"you can tell a woman wrote this shit" SUBSCRIBED

[@legotech7268]

I think this game sums up why I don’t enjoy Star Wars as much as I used to it’s all quickly produced propaganda so a company can get brownie points for hey we have strong female protagonists and we made some quick case because it’s Star Wars.

[@brandonsummers6360]

HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT THIS IS beyond good and evil 2 smh thats exactly what it is :( you could like replace any NPC with any generic space alien

[@thekingsman9880]

I swear they advertised this as an open world Star Wars game…

[@ser-Ike]

Bugs, bloat and boredom! This is all ubisoft does

[@shortalpha2734]

Star Wars in general is a tough sell for me, but I can’t imagine this was what hardcore fans were thinking about in the first SW open world game. Jedis, sparking lightsabers, and force abilities are what they want. Oh, cute. A blaster.

[@christianbell8347]

I'm gay and even I hate this game.

[@maccagrabme]

But surely you are the target audience for all this w0ke stuff they (Dems)are pushing on us? Shouldn't you at least be supporting them or have you had enough of all of it like the rest of us?

[@insomnolant6043]

Fix your disordered mind.

[@destytayzo77]

😂

[@GriffinTracker]

I literally remember predictions in the trailer vid..that the black girl would do a moral fake out and turn on the bad guy...because of course, we can't have our diverse females being genuinely evil! It was so painfully obvious and everyone was right

[@MrLilredmachine]

I love how every shill outlet that has 'reviewed' this game has been like 'blah blah blah really been enjoying my time with the game blah blah blah great setting blah blah blah awful, terrible gameplay blah blah blah terrible bugs blah blah blah 7/10' If a game is awful to play, it's not a 7/10. Ever. There are games that have a terrible setting and bad graphics but addictive, fun gameplay that are 8-9/10, but games that are mediocre, boring slogs with terrible design decisions should never be higher than a 5.

[@jacobross4745]

Hope this gets shit sales so they don’t make another trash stealth Star Wars game

[@The_Spartan_Legend]

26:45 - I'm not even going to ask HOW she's knocking them out (bare fists vs. helmets) WITHOUT breaking her hands (again, bare fists vs. helmets). No. What I AM going to ask is this - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@CorgiallyShuga]

1:05 , soooooo what's with the title then?

[@HankFett-1701a]

I have no faith in Massive to a good job on the Division 3 at this point.

[@SolidSnake240]

Hopefully it was a different team that made this.

[@HankFett-1701a]

@SolidSnake240 my understanding is it was a different team that made Avatar, but the main team that made Outlaws. That's why I'm concerned. Then again, it's all Ubisoft, so we should be more concerned they may just cancel it like Heartland, especially if Outlaws and AC:Shadows don't meet their financial targets and Ubisoft and starts cutting budgets.