Gross TikTok Chef Crosses The Line

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[@ennuibarbie]

Food prices are so high and knowing there are people just wasting this while others are going hungry is so ugly.

[@salemmarz3809]

exactly

[@mf.danger9235]

more than half the food produced in north america isnt eaten. restaurants and big businesses waste most of it, but this should still be a crime

[@loveableheathen7441]

I never really understood this sentiment. It literally does not affect anyone what they choose to do with their own food. They bought it, it's theirs. Whether they eat it or throw it in the trash, doesn't affect anyone else. They are only wasting money, not food. And if they make money off the videos, then they can buy more food. So it wasn't even really a waste at the end of the day

[@banditnosey]

I know clickbait gross food content creators aren’t contributing to food waste on a large scale, but god it still makes me mad. You could have made a nice dinner with those ingredients!! I was unemployed and literally starving until a few months ago, and I could not watch these videos because they made me too upset. I was imagining the meals I could make with what they were turning into garbage for views and it made me too sad.

[@gabby3036]

​@@loveableheathen7441 Well it does if that food isn't in stock because they bought the last of it. Especially when it comes to the meat. It wasn't that long ago that it was difficult to buy meat and certain other foods. They're not just wasting money, they're wasting the food. They bought it with the intention of wasting it. Meanwhile they could've donated it to a food pantry. As someone who has gone hungry because they didn't have money for food and relied on food pantries to help me get through hard times, this is absolutely food waste.

[@HrothgarXII]

It is just so viscerally enraging to see people waste food like this

[@salemmarz3809]

ikr its so dumb like are the views really worth it

[@Bandit4557]

@@salemmarz3809 yeah dude they make hella money cause people keep watching it.

[@smolexfundie6458]

it’s so infuriating. im selling random shit in my house to afford groceries and bills plus some Christmas gifts, and like tf??? it’s so pointless.

[@zzzzzzz7zzzzzzz7]

@@smolexfundie6458literally same

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-db2ff]

@@smolexfundie6458fair enough but they probably make a ton of money from this shit

[@alanamuir]

My Swedish grandmother who was a terrible cook once boiled hard shell taco shells. It was back in the 60s or 70s when Mexican food first started being sold in the Midwest. She saw the hard tortilla shells and thought that it couldn't possibly be intended to be eaten that way. She thought it must be like uncooked pasta, so she boiled them.

[@RubyTuesday2029]

Bless her, aww

[@koiifsh]

that's so cute and funny

[@rebeccatomlin3916]

This was a hoot to read, thank you for sharing 💜 hope you’re having a great day homie

[@lethfuil]

Sweden has a Midwest part where mexican food is a thing since the 60s/70s?

[@ghostsnwitches]

​@@lethfuil Swedish ppl exist in the US too lol

[@buttermilkcoffeve]

Risking poisoning the poor dog aside, I love how not once was Jarvis concerned with the fact that the dog's tongue (that was probably on its own ass 5 minutes ago) touched the food in the first place and nobody did anything about it

[@MikuHatsune159]

omg nooooo 😭😭😂😂

[@Nationaleme]

I was like « Thats your concern!? Id rather not a dogs tongue touch something Im going to eat 🤮»

[@2AlatoArtsAlot]

to be fair these kinds of people let their dogs "kiss" their faces all the time. I don't think the people in the videos wouldve cared.

[@abbyl1633]

​@@2AlatoArtsAlotI've seen some open their mouths (while laughing and talking) and not caring the dog is currently in the process of licking their face.

[@Matty442]

Yeah but also no one is genuinely eating this food other than 1 bite at most for the reaction shot, the dog would increase engagement because the comments would be talking about it so ig it's worth it for them

[@SnepperStepTV]

I still want to know where the tiny Jarvis who screams "GOLD" is being hidden

[@mizzenmax]

Behind the camera?

[@ediblefredible]

is it him doing the gooold?? i've fr thought for years now it was taken from austin powers lmao 💀💀 (though i suppose it could still be a reference to it, iunno lol)

[@meow1793]

thats white jarvis bro

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

@@ediblefredible Cannot remember for the life of me what video it was said in but it's not him doing it... I think it was Austin Powers it's taken from? Not sure though.

[@Sugarman96]

@@colorfulchameleon9891 It's from Gold Member, guaranteed.

[@willcloud9465]

I think what makes it worse is that most of these are like…almost a recipe, but instead of cooking it like normal people, they make it in a sink.

[@johku7638]

I think half of the anger is that as a concept this is what we all want. A one pot easy recipie for comfort foods. But all you get is nightmares.

[@2-Way_Intersection]

​@@johku7638its even worse when you're someone who grew up on actual, legit one pot recipies

[@alexiron6876]

Wait until you hear baout the couple that cook in there toilet.

[@Ty-we2lr]

​@@johku7638q qqqq!

[@andshereadstoo7809]

​@@alexiron6876 the nightmare returns I've almost managed to forget about that one 😭😭

[@vizard_ichigo_3893]

I kinda don't care that these "recipes" are an abomination against cooking, I'm more mad that me and everyone I know have trouble getting food to feed our families while these "influencers" flex their privilege on the internet

[@monhi64]

What’s kinda interesting/frustrating to me is as long as it’s not food people will generally not care, even if it drains way more resources than food ever could. I mean there was a single Mr. Beast video semi recently where he destroyed like 10 different vehicles. That could be more waste than every single food waste influencer has ever done combined but no one said much besides the people already annoyed by Mr Beast

[@darkeimp555]

@@monhi64 I saw a few people mention that, and I certainly thought about it as someone who has never been able to afford a car and thus never owned one, but at least a lot of those car parts can still be recycled and reused, and a car isn't something that's essential for sustenance (even though things in the US are undeniably designed in a way that having a car makes getting essential goods much easier). But you're right, it is still wasteful, and I do still hate to see waste as entertainment.

[@mmmmmmmmmmm10]

Is the problem that you are a single mother/father and have to survive on one income in a world that's requires two average incomes to survive? Or are you living on government benefits?

[@emmao6578]

​@@monhi64 Videos that waste stuff like that annoy the heck out of me no matter what it is, I won't always bother commenting anything as you generally just get people saying shit about how "you must be fun at parties" or that you're trying to cancel their favourite creator because you're jealous and bitter of their success 🙄

[@pocket_possum]

LIKE SEROUSLY

[@dee...]

These creations are essentially the adult version of children mixing mud, sticks and leaves together for a "witch's brew" 😂

[@VocalFox]

I vividly remember doing that as a small child. Why do so many kids go through a potions phase? XD

[@indireneedofsleep5767]

Gotta love how Jarvis knows that the cooking account is just there to rile people up but still watches it for our enjoyment

[@gracelovely3838]

He does it so we have an excuse to rage with him

[@MrGoldfish8]

Sometimes it's nice to hate things

[@Sam-cp6so]

he's helping us reclaim our ownership of our own reactions by reacting. deep.

[@limner123]

I don’t want to watch someone being annoying on purpose, because it’s just annoying. But I love watching him be annoyed on my behalf, and joining in.

[@catboymikey]

He does it so we don't have too and for that I love him lmao

[@shotaaizawaslay]

"going to put you to sleep" is an understatement I think this mac and cheese has the capacity to kill a European adult person.

[@indieoregano]

Not even just a Victorian child, but a normal, healthy, modern child too.

[@reikougas]

I'm European and I can confirm it would kill me in seconds

[@skull577]

"put you to sleep" as in euthanasia

[@slimyboixd]

As an American, I think that has a chance at killing me too.

[@thisthingwhatever3745]

a european nation*

[@charmincharli2080]

Thank you for mentioning that dogs shouldn't eat onions. That was literally my first thought when looking at that dish because I have cats, and onions are also toxic for them.

[@awkwardotter13]

I didn't know onions are toxic for cats! That's good to know, thank you for sharing. I knew garlic was bad for them but I try not to feed them human food in general to be safe

[@foolishlyfoolhardy6004]

A little bit won't hurt, a 20kg dog would have to eat a whole onion to start having toxic effects. There are few things that a dog would only need a tiny amount to be in serious danger - one of those is macadamia, but even chocolate isn't as toxic as we're led to believe - the problem is dog will eat a whole bar or the packaging as well. Cats are a different matter, lots of dangerous things (like orchids), and especially because they're so small - but if your cat ate a bit of pasta sauce they would be fine Fun fact: in many premade store bought pasta sauces there is nowhere near the amount of onion or garlic to do harm to a cat in a whole jar, the tomato is another story, but some tomato is actually okay it's more the unripe tomato that's a worry.

[@littleguy8714]

@@awkwardotter13idk the exact name but if u feel it’s related to the onion family like garlic or a shallot, it’s something about that kind of vegetable that they can’t have

[@sadgayyeehaw5199]

@@awkwardotter13garlic, onion, grapes, and avocados are toxic peoples foods on par with chocolate.

[@icyfire97]

I’m so disgusted that they let another human eat that food that the dog licked wtf 😩 this is why I don’t do potlucks with people I don’t know very well

[@dannyorange9023]

THIIIIIIIS. Generally hate the way dog owners tend to impose their nasty ass animals on others without a second thought. It's beyond obnoxious.

[@naomisoltesz9890]

To be fair, it was in the oven at extreme heat.

[@icyfire97]

@@naomisoltesz9890 there’s probably a bunch of dog hair in it too though, since the dog was all over the counter :(

[@sigmascrub]

​@@icyfire97little dog hair never hurt anybody

[@Hopeskyesk]

@@sigmascrubI was a vet tech for 2 years and I have half-joked multiple times that if you dissected my lungs and stomach, they would be 50% dog hair.

[@awkward.bee1]

I can't get over how disgusting those chips must have been. I imagine they'd somehow be soggy and hard at the same time.

[@Eddysig]

LITERALLY. Like SOGGY yet STALE 😃

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

eww 😭

[@liyahliyah694]

Honestly 🤢🤮

[@tinntinnamp]

pretty sure just soggy, but the point is to be a binder. Gross, wrong, etc, but still not meant to be crispy chips! You can see a second later that they dissolved so it's weird that you'd think they are hard haha. Critism can still have common sense.

[@benjaminjameskreger]

I'd like to imagine they broke down and started burning on the bottom, making some sort of unholy wet Doritos cake.

[@RayLikeSunshine]

watching Jarvis get mad at food is my favorite hobby

[@backblownin]

UwU

[@m4n3eater]

literally

[@angolodinao]

Fr

[@plsxanny]

Your pfp so cute

[@Eddysig]

Literally the best way to celebrate my C+ on my final

[@briannahenderson2421]

When you said “this Facebook magician pivoted into a content house of horrible food cooking extraordinaries” and I didn’t even bat an eye, I realized that I just might be more chronically online than I care to admit because that’s not a sentence I can repeat to a single other person in my life and not sound insane

[@weewooitsanavocado7348]

As someone who loves a good crockpot/slow cooker recipe, 6 hours on high is INSANE 💀 most pasta dishes are done in an hour and 30 to 2hrs on high. That crockpot would be fighting for its life at 6hrs- maybe even set your house on fire as an act of vengeance.

[@TheNormExperience]

I think we found the thing that will eventually push machines into consciousness. It’s not the brave little toaster - it’s this crockpot swearing vengeance against the human race 😂

[@laetitiaklinkhammer192]

for some reason, the half faded disgusted face in the thumbnail is the most hysterical thing I've seen all day. just hilarious.

[@liyahliyah694]

Hahahaha I didn’t notice it actually until I read this. So funny 😂

[@kyannareeves]

omg and the arrow pointing to the dog w the text saying “dog”

[@monhi64]

I didn’t even notice until now but why does it kinda look like a Steve Harvey face now that I see it. The mustache is def pulling a lot of weight lol

[@Artificer_]

@@kyannareeves dog -->

[@bnashee]

The dog being that close to the apparently seasoned beef as well is so concerning because like... garlic is toxic to dogs. Like shes just potentially letting her dog get poisoned for views. all of this stuff is upsetting but that is especially bad to me

[@emmaobrien1376]

To be completely clear, Garlic needs to be fed in absolute excess to have any negative impact on dogs. The study that concluded that garlic was toxic to dogs fed 5g of garlic per kilo of body weight. That's 60 cloves of garlic for a 75 lb dog, or 7 cloves for a 10 lb dog. A tiny bit of garlic as seasoning isn't likely to cause any issues in a large dog. The dose makes the poison.

[@squishlez]

@@emmaobrien1376you could also have tiny amounts of rat poison without it being fatal but I'm sure that isn't something you'd want

[@BunnyGxre]

@@squishlezdid you just compare garlic powder to rat poison 😭 even if you fed ur large dog a clove of garlic at most it would get a stomach bug, maybe poop a lot or vomit, but it won’t kill it. It’s like taking pills, you have to overconsume in a small window of time to see any drastic negative effect

[@nicki6405]

“90% of this is cheese. What are we making?? Oh we’re making queso” had me DEAD 🤣💀

[@avariablestar]

The mac and cheese one is almost kinda a recipe, except I KNOW their version is just bland watery "sauce" with a layer of cheese on top. If anyone's curious, you can cook macaroni in milk (about equal volume, a little more milk until covered) with some seasoning, and the combination of cooking down the milk + the starch from the pasta lets you skip making a bechamel sauce, which is the foundation of most home-made mac and cheese recipes. Then add freshly grated cheese and you're golden.

[@gesi7072]

The mac and cheese was the most normal recipe. Chicken broth substitute for water is so common a technique it made me wonder how often Jarvis actually cooks

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

@@gesi7072 as someone who cooks, i didnt know that. silence cooking snobs

[@gesi7072]

@peachysodaPop dont be judgemental of it then?

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

@@gesi7072 who said that i was being judgemental? youre the one claiming that not knowing this thing that not everyone knows means that you dont cook

[@gesi7072]

@@6Shots_ofEspresso im referring to jarvis, but keep getting offended over it

[@Zepher0987]

My absolute favorite part of these kinds of videos is the hard cut mid-bite. She couldn't even pretend to enjoy it for 1 second.

[@BrooklyKnight]

Honestly, I think my main gripe with this kind of content is just that there are so many people in this country out there just straight starving to get something to eat and then we got people out here doing this stuff. Might as well shit in the crock pot while you're at it too, that way their personality really shines through in their food.

[@peppersaltsman6044]

And they're always fit and thin, definitely not eating pounds of cheese and butter

[@AshChiCupcak]

Man, I'm so hungry from not eating the last few days all I can think is, I'd eat most of it. Because I'm f*cking desperate. I wish I had this privilege to be so wasteful.

[@salemmarz3809]

@@AshChiCupcakrich privileged people on tiktok are so annoying i know how you feel

[@MoondustManwise]

I feel this, these assholes just out here wasting food that could feed me for days

[@charlot6590]

i get the point but it's really useless to focus your outrage towards these people. there is such an excess of food that corporations are unwilling to donate, these women really aren't taking anything from anyone. if they weren't doing this, the food would not magically appear in a hungry person's home. it just wouldn't have been bought in the first place, then would have been thrown away. hunger and homelessness are systemic problems much larger than a few outrage tiktoks. this kind of mindset just shifts focus away from the actual evil in the country

[@certifiedmental1]

I find it very sweet that Jarvis kept the white Jarvis that Drew gave to him and keeps it on his desk, too.

[@TheGreatLake1998]

Jarvis saying the crouton of meat instead of beef jerky demonstrates why he’s an authority on cooking.

[@L.T.141]

This is gonna sound dumb but what is a crouton

[@kaischmutz732]

@@L.T.141 those little crunchy pieces of bread people put in salads

[@budgetincrease]

how can someone take food, not even rotten or inherently unappetizing food, and present it in such a way that makes me and many others violently nauseous

[@toricapace8432]

"so do we just hate digestion??" made me genuinely laugh out loud

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

who in their right mind thinks "a little crisp" is a good thing on QUESO IT IS A SAUCE, WOMAN

[@lilli2113]

I need more people taking about how this is rage content is just fetish content in disguise. Some of these videos are, in fact, sploshing content and it's insane. Please I can't do this anymore.

[@HaplessAtlas]

“Santa is fulled by nacho slop” is not a sentence I ever could have imagined I would hear someday

[@fangirl-inator1094]

Jarvis Johnson: who in their right mind would repeat these recipes? Funky Frogbait: * exists *

[@tatiana4050]

I don't think Funky Frog Bait would say they are in their right mind

[@Lichen8404]

Yeah considering they took a bite out frozen butter for a video I'd have to agree with Tatiana on this one

[@TarisLuna]

Funky frogbait is not fully sound of mind and we love that!

[@miriamw.8673]

Ann reardon has also recreated some wacky recipes

[@robbiirvine1038]

>Funky Frogbait >in their right mind You sure about that??? You SURE about that?????

[@catabat49654]

I already have sensory-related food sensitivities, but watching these food Frankenstein channels always make me nauseous thinking about how horrendous the smell/taste must be 🤢🤢🤢

[@ssam.miless]

fun fact it’s more likely this is fetish content, as this is extremely common on the internet. how she speaks and guides what to do and the person oohing and ahhing in the background is all part of it too.

[@IamBardsongWolf]

What fetish is it supposed to be? Wasting food is a fetish now?

[@tiltedtsar]

bro if this is your fetish there is no way you're a homo sapien

[@DPadGamer]

I go to sleep each night feeling warm and comfy knowing that this premium channel is in fact free :)

[@nicematerial]

It is free

[@MYo-to9lc]

But since you're watching this, you're premium :)

[@Calu114]

Jarvis should make another channel named ,JarvisJohsonBald, where he makes the exact same content but wears a bald cap and a thick moustache like the guy from family feud

[@maleprincess62]

The guy from family feud

[@salemmarz3809]

steve harvey?? 😭

[@LunaxM]

this is racist asf. delete this😭 /hj

[@monhi64]

Damn I literally just left a comment on another thread that the face Jarvis made in the thumbnail reminded me of Steve Harvey

[@BigSisterNeko]

I will never eat the food at someone’s home and they ALLOW their pets on counters/tables. YOU can eat behind your pet, not me or your guests.

[@annalong9741]

I WORK at a Kroger. I knew where they shopped because I saw the ground beef and working in the meat dept I know our ground beef. If I ever see this woman near the pasta I’m personally escorting her out

[@dinahmyte3749]

I've made oven-baked pasta... you use water. You bake the noodles until the water is boiling and it's done, and then add your sauces and toppings... Like my baked mac and cheese is made in a pot and then added to a pan to bake with more cheese on top. If you're gonna make that style of cooking, you wouldn't add cheese yet, you'd do it like a hamburger helper, low and slow... No broths, no baked milk like that (you'd wanna wait to add milk anyway), that shit is gonna separate because it takes FOREVER to make pasta this way... :( I'm a casserole gal, and that's gross. It's gonna be greasy and unevenly cooked.

[@Kaytlynne]

they know it's nasty though. they do it to get people to share the video with everyone saying omg look how gross this is

[@Darkemberandviolet]

That sounds like a cool recipe. I use a crockpot sometimes, but I’ve never baked macaroni and cheese like that. I’ve also never made pasta in my crockpot. Also, casseroles are totally underrated these days. You can do a lot with the stew or a casserole.

[@benjaminjameskreger]

You're supposed to prevent the milk (and cheese) from separating by initially preparing a roux. Just start with flour, then butter, then milk, then cheese, you'll be good to go as long as you don't burn it.

[@dinahmyte3749]

Imma dump and bake kinda cook, making a roux adds steps that I don't got energy for@@benjaminjameskreger

[@SweetLala25]

There are starving children out there that wouldn't eat these atrocities!!

[@buttermilkcoffeve]

I'd eat just so it doesn't have to be wasted

[@SweetLala25]

@@buttermilkcoffeve Taking one for the team! Bless you and your digestive system. We will forever be thankful!

[@benjaminjameskreger]

​@@buttermilkcoffevedon't lie.

[@dgarvanski]

As someone who hasn't had a dog for a while, it's funny to watch someone go "Oh no! Can a dog eat that!?" while thinking "You're serving dog-licked food to people!?"

[@ParodyIncTheWeirdets]

you're right to be worried over dogs eating cheese! my dog once almost died because she developed pancreatitis from eating a small amount of greasy cheese from a taquito, she got deathly sick and it was the scariest time of my life. she is healthy and happy now and we are very careful with the things she can eat safely, but word to all y'all out there: cheese has the potential to be very dangerous for your doggies!

[@icecranberry2148]

Do these people really think they invented something?! Cathy Mitchell was way ahead with her Dump Dinners!

[@DisgustedJarvis]

The visceral reaction i had just seeing the broth and milk mixed together was a whole other level💀

[@bluepanda.]

I have a Great Dane who could easily stand over whatever I’m cooking. Do I let him? No. Meanwhile this lady helped her dog get closer to the counter with a chair…

[@loonastrawberry]

as a student who is struggling with buying food and cooking, this is absolutely outrageous

[@hannahgray1524]

So the ACTUAL recipe 3:35 that's the not offensive version is called Taco Soup. It's really good and I have some happy memories with it.

[@christifiedword933]

these people remind of the people who say "why can't we just combine everything in a bowl? it's going to all end up mixed together anyway!" about baking... as if that's how it works

[@marsixm]

im a cashier at kroger i really need to start interrogating these orders more

[@maker0824]

14:12 I love how he has that on standby, and gives zero explanation to it for people who don’t know.

[@LeahInTheRye]

Does anyone remember the time when dumping a bunch of ingredients on your kitchen counter and people dipping things in it was a thing?? Am I the only one who remembers those videos

[@fernvalemusic269]

I remember. I wish I didn't but I remember.

[@minni_sung9437]

Feeding dogs human food at random and thinking it'll have no consequences is one of the actual bad parts of anthropomorphizing pets that dog owners go crazy on. They aren't human, the bacteria in their mouthes are different, their digestion is different. It's a lose lose, you will both get sick. Like sure, teach your animals to press buttons, but don't be so irresponsible with their bodies!

[@river_the_nb]

In defense of the “measure with your heart” thing, a lot of recipes do tend to use that especially for home cooking. What she made still violates the Geneva Conventions though and for a recipe she could probably give approximate amounts

[@banditnosey]

To be completely fair, when she started sprinkling the cheese on top, I legit thought it was shredded carrot.

[@maddsfirm]

Jarvis thank you for the recent vids. I’ve been watching them instead of studying for my finals🤭

[@kiraannwatson]

LMAOA ME TOO!! GOOD LUCK

[@faekeeper5946]

Finished my finals last week, good luck!

[@thefish6549]

haha i have one tomorrow

[@nycto702]

i have one in 2 hours and im watching this instead of studying

[@Echs_D33]

Last minute studying isn’t gonna help all that much. Do look over notes though, if you have them. A quick refresher of good notes can help a lot.

[@D15_15D]

They need to leave that poor dog alone 😭

[@ediblefredible]

"measure the cheese with your heart" that's honestly just how all white folks measure cheeses in their recipes lol

[@LunaxM]

that's all the flavouring you need in a meal! /s

[@ediblefredible]

@@LunaxM no spices, no nothing! flavor?? i hardly know her!

[@pinkyapple333]

The visceral "OH NO" when the dog started licking the cheese took me out 😂

[@SmurfRockRune]

12:28 "You can never have more cheese." We can't say he didn't try to stop her.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Cheese is awesome! I add cheese to everything. Microwave Mac n Cheese TV dinner? MORE CHEESE! I even added cheese to ramen lol. I can't really properly cook much so I add what I can for some variety 😂

[@gray9606]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395but you CAN have enough 😭 they are trying to clog their arteries or something

[@kathi4089]

just watching this video makes my lactose intolerance act up

[@Rat_9991]

i just watched the "mini figs of my friends" video from Drew yesterday and thank god i did because i cannot imagine the whiplash I would have gotten if Jarvis suddenly pulled out tiny White Jarvis with little to no explanation.

[@adancingpotato4327]

as a person who loves to cook...she makes me sad. Alfredo is so EASY to make for real, but it's all about wasting food and making money. so disappointing. :'

[@flurderburger]

Oh man it irks me that they could make actual good food if they put an *iota* of care into these meals. It's so frustrating!

[@ajaxbird2348]

Right? Like they have most (if not all) of the puzzle pieces, but they decided to put all the pieces in a food processor instead of putting them together

[@asdfjilegro]

​@@ajaxbird2348that would imply something relating to "food" came out 😂

[@monicarenee7949]

Yeah they’re using the right ingredients in the wrong proportions and wrong cooking order and wrong cooking technique with no seasoning lol

[@mizzenmax]

Time to play the game of “Is what I’m watching grosser than the food I’m eating and will I lose my appetite”

[@_wheelofcheese]

I'm a dogsitter and the "holy shit the dog just ate something" realization is so real, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS NOT YOUR DOG Also a potentially life saving tip: If you're unable to reach your vet for any reason, the ASPCA has a 24/7 animal poison control line. I believe it does potentially have a fee, but they can determine if what your pet consumed is dangerous, if they need to go to a hospital/ ER, or if it is something you can monitor at home. They can also give you step by step instructions on what to do and what to look out for in the next few hours.

[@blinkblondie46]

I made a call once and they charged us 75USD for me to tell them what my cat ate and do their own google searches to look up the plant just to tell us to “keep an eye on it” (everything they told us came up in the first google search too) I was so mad like I should have just taken her to her vet for a way smaller fee 😭

[@_wheelofcheese]

@@blinkblondie46 yeah thats the big drawback. imo its mostly useful for things like potential overdoses where specifics matter (animals weight, age, condition, medication dose & brand, etc.) It's best to look for the poison control number on the bottle if it's an animal medication, but for other stuff like human medications or non-prescription drugs, ASPCA is the second best option after calling the vet.

[@shaivisingh872]

The Roman Statute should've included a clause that could prevent these war crimes. I feel so bad for that poor doggo who got dragged into this!

[@ghostoyster]

one day you should say our premium subscription is done and we owe money

[@weenie263]

Thank you for labeling the dog in the thumbnail, I almost thought it was carne asada

[@crow_is_trash]

These ‘cooking’ videos have the same vibe of making ‘potions’ as a kid, and it’s just dumping random stuff together

[@henryy.4878]

I like how it cuts right after she tries a bite so she can spit it in the trash and then says “20/10! 😃” lmao

[@tonettalover]

I really hate when someone wastes food needlessly

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

I kinda want to see you react to the guy with the moldy rice. After seeing the moldy rice I’ve been pretty much desensitized to unseasoned beef and cheese block jenga.

[@b0ngwater7]

9:35 i can’t get over jarvis’ anger over her adding chili powder and looks at the viewer like it’s their fault

[@Fluff_Noodles]

14:27 The idea of Drew making a video that is SOLELY DEDICATED TO WHITE JARVIS is absolutely hilarious to me. I saw Drew's video and i knew that wasn't what it's about but the way Jarvis phrased this threw me for a loop for a bit lmao

[@awesomedude5558]

Jarvis really decides to suffer through this for us, and I thank him for sacrificing his sanity for us.

[@faye-qi1gy]

absolutely the cooking equivalent of mixing together your dad's cologne, the family toothpaste, and leaf litter and to make a potion

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

Speaking of onions being toxic to dogs- garlic and chives are too. I put garlic in almost everything I eat so I’m always making sure my dog doesn’t get in my food

[@TheCCBoi]

This is why I don’t eat potluck food at work.

[@miiiira_]

the dog in the thumbnail makes me afraid for the food content i’m about to watch

[@PixelDicaprio]

aint no way this lady is putting straught uncooked noodles into the oven...normally you cook the pasta for the lowest amount possible THEN put it in the oven for however your thing needs to cook (at least this is how my mom does it, sooo....)

[@shwing1428]

For lasagne and stuff you put uncooked pasta in the oven. It is a thing, just not the way this woman is doing it lol.

[@Tibby092]

i feel like the final evolution of these accounts are making macaroni art from like kindergarten and then popping it in the oven and trying to eat it with a straight face.

[@Fordddyyy]

The encouragement of content for engagments sake above everything else is truly a perfect way to waste everyones limited time on earth, I feel like this reaction content really elevates it - if i encountered it in the wild on my own i would be sad.

[@ohdeerii8238]

this video came out just in time for me to have something to watch while i eat my lunch

[@casrrole]

The woman from the rick production team still does bait content. I got one of her tiktoks on my fyp, it was like a hide and seek or smth where it was like “oh we can’t find our daughter where is she” and they all acted like they were in distress. Checked the progress bar, the TikTok was like 5+ minutes long and (you guessed it) they don’t even find the kid in the end. The only reason I clocked it immediately is bc I recognised her form your video lol

[@TreeHopper-yz3sj]

this is random but i love that you have accurate captions on your videos. its so helpful for me. the autogenerated ones are sometimes wrong so im stuck trying to figure out what these random words mean. i really appreciate the extra effort to make your videos accessible :)

[@spaceotter2055]

that crockpot has never seen a peaceful day

[@elliejoestar]

I found Jarvis through the lady who cooked the chicken in the pumpkin so I'm ALWAYS here for weird food talk, it's like coming home

[@xxD4M13Nxx]

I CLIXKED SO FAST

[@shineonsunfish]

The goopy texture that you know the pasta has by being in the crock pot is like, deeply upsetting.

[@delaneyalfieri9993]

Was not ready for the white jarvis jumpscare LMFAO

[@calculusforest]

i have a chemistry exam in 4 hours but i'm going to continue watching your videos instead of studying

[@salemmarz3809]

chemistry sucks i feel that

[@MurderOfAKiller]

good luck with the exam! you got this ❤

[@gabiluch87]

'Tis the season, but there's no seasoning whatsoever

[@starboardia]

thanks for the tip about santa. I will make sure to leave out some nacho slop this year now that I know !

[@edgecrusher018]

Actually broth and milk is incredibly normal for certain soups and pasta dishes. But, ya know, not like that.

[@iheartalexggg]

as soon as i saw the dog in the thumbnail i ran😭

[@petrelli231]

That white lady is trying to make chilaquiles with canned food and doritos 🤢 there are the vestiges of a recipe but she rachel rayed her way into a disaster

[@salemmarz3809]

so true

[@LeCobra992]

My favorite part of this video is Jarvis's mustache looking like two dogs kissing

[@Eddysig]

I too love combining and heating pre cooked items in a crock pot. Honestly 12/10 i can't lie

[@offingpoet]

oh i was so bored thank u jarvis for blessing me with another video

[@notlegallyskylar]

Watching Jarvis is the best way to not study for finals

[@virtualprimatologist]

Man the standard size Velveeta blocks cost like $6 already, and the ones in around 12min are massive! Way too much money for what is supposed to be the more "accessible" option

[@angelogarcia1700]

We need to take their Crockpots away the same way we need to take away hot glue guns from craft channels