The Worst Cook On TikTok

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[@Skloopert]

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[@connorredding]

Jarvis gold gets demoted to the code JARVIS2 when it's clearly the superior channel

[@remirusaiki]

Thanks Jarvis! I hate smelling like onions because of genetics, maybe there's onion deodorant

[@Skloopert]

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[@kindateia]

Gordon making a joke about chicken pissing itself and laughing at it for half a minute by himself is such a dad thing

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

"Onion up the jacksie'

[@gayvagina7353]

17:18

[@HoustonWadeCompton]

I was laughing with him lmaoooooo

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

What do you mean by dad thing? Is he..........what! 😵When?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@ranjanbiswas3233 Gordon Ramsay - who's in the vid - is a dad. I think Jarvis is not? As far as any of us know...

[@L-sillybrained]

she’s like those consumers in the 50’s who were just learning about jello

[@PTEC]

This

[@nurbanuyuce666]

What do you mean?

[@nurbanuyuce666]

@@PTEC wow. Thank u for this bottomless content.

[@eddie-roo]

@@nurbanuyuce666 in the 1950’s, middle class families had access to gelatin for the first time, and they... got creative.

[@alicine-sims8988]

In the 50's defense, it was considered inappropriate to have leftovers as food, and a majority of cooks used last night's dinner suspended in jello to make a whole new meal.

[@lymb3914]

"This ain't your grandmother's chocolate cake!" You're absolutely right, my grandmother's chocolate cake was _good._

[@tylajo.moonflower]

I was searching for a comment like this. 😂

[@shortinsomniac76]

"Im not your chocolate cake, im your *bad* chocolate cake" kind of a deep cut but i could hear it lol

[@oof.cheerios294]

My grandma never learned to cook and even she could make a better cake.

[@pastelsheepy]

​@@shortinsomniac76baaaaaad Cinderellllaaaa 👿😈👸

[@Sqwidiot]

@@oof.cheerios294 both my grandmas are dead and they currently make better cakes

[@death2boredom338]

No lie, the chicken in a pumpkin probably triggered Gordon because even if he's tried to forget, there was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen that made the same thing.

[@darkvader2024]

whaa??😭

[@gayrobloxgirl]

@@darkvader2024yup, louis petrozza’s signature dish was hen in a pumpkin, gordon hated it

[@comet_vomit]

@@gayrobloxgirlwhat episode?

[@gayrobloxgirl]

@@comet_vomit season four episode 1! you can also look up hen in a pumpkin hells kitchen and youll see it in some videos

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

@@comet_vomitseason 4 episode 1. The Signature Dish Challenge.

[@jamiejose]

These kinds of cooking videos always bother me cuz you know that majority of the shit they "cook" is going straight to the trash when they're done filming. They waist SO much food, and all of it is just for clout....

[@sidasterdisaster]

Waste. I agree tho

[@T-minus-infinite]

They waste food just to make stuff people will hate watch i kinda wish jarvis wouldnt give it attention

[@Ohokk0]

yea some people (like bayashi) make it part of the content to eat the food they make but it really does feel like a waste

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Even if inflation weren't going on I'd still say this woman needs to be banned from buying food. Make her only buy fast food or pre-cooked food, nothing else your food privileges are gone.

[@MayvaAva]

I don’t think everything she made was bad (the pineapple one) but, she clearly doesn’t know what she’s doing and as a result probably doesn’t like any of the stuff she makes, more of a on a whim thing, it’s pretty gross to watch her presumably waste all that

[@snovaspectre2]

I hate the fact that you can tell she DOES know *how* to cook.

[@TheSongwritingCat]

I wonder if she tried to make normal cooking videos and was unsuccessful.

[@sughrinihil]

@@TheSongwritingCat That's probably what happened.

[@Peekabye]

“And the only way to get all the answers wrong is to know which answers are right.”

[@olivercharles2930]

You can??

[@BillyWitchDoctorDotCom]

@@olivercharles2930 I cooked in restaurants for 10 years. Tictac "chefs" fill me with more vitriol and rage than any customer ever has.

[@Pinka13]

If I had a nickel for every time that Gordon Ramsay freaked out over a whole chicken being cooked in a pumpkin, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@cakzee]

You aren't slick I saw that reference

[@Agoti_Likes_SKZ]

**insert psychopath face**

[@noizeaous7267]

Not only she didn't need to salt the chips, but she went out of her way to mix less salted chips with the regular ones, then add salt.

[@queenro42]

:(

[@sunnydayzz0]

On behalf of all of Canada, I would like to formally apologize for encouraging her sins by letting her enter grocery stores.

[@TheJillers]

She's Canadian? I feel a little bit better as a USian.

[@alfie6441]

@@TheJillers you can hear Canada in the “oh yeah”

[@loveitftw]

My condolences.

[@FIRING_BLIND]

@Al fie I mean Midwesterners also say it like that

[@Junkie4weezer]

I personality do not think I can forgive you Canadians. She needs to be sedated.

[@the-skrunkly]

Gordon's distressed "THE CHICKEN'S PISSED ITSELF" is genuinely the funniest thing ive heard all day

[@susobamna]

It wee weed all ova tha pumpkin!!!

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

The "onion up the jacksie" bit already had me rolling before that point

[@gayvagina7353]

17:18

[@nicoleharp6585]

It’s funnier knowing that on Hell’s Kitchen someone served him a chicken in a pumpkin as their first dish for him. 😂

[@peppermintstix2402]

My favorite part about that is that (I'm pretty sure) chickens are physically incapable of urinating, which only adds to the unholy abomination that has been summoned.

[@Mae-eg9gm]

14:10 The fact that it's a relief and worth noting that she actually cooks her meat thoroughly makes me even more scared of the other outrage-bait chefs

[@KingLoof]

21:45 "its actually kind of cooking"

[@plushdragonteddy]

i feel like this woman is just living the life i wanted to as a 9 year old watching too many cooking shows. that is to say, she's making magic potions by combining random foods. honestly, i hope she's just having fun lmao

[@meganmcdonald5229]

I like this take 👍

[@acidswingz]

i guess, but isn't it a waste of food? if you're gonna make weird shit at least have it be edible so you're not just wasting valuable food and ingredients for no reason other than internet clout. if she IS, for some reason, actually eating these creations however, then i guess so

[@heathersmith4042]

@@acidswingz that's one of the reason i hate most viral cooking channels or videos, they just waste so much food that they were never intending to actually eat

[@nbabackcourtmedia]

With each passing day he seems more unsure about if this content is free or not

[@TurbopropPuppy]

he's going to paywall us soon 😔

[@loops8274]

But never a doubt that we're premium

[@lauryntonio]

but his reassurance that we're premium never falters 😌

[@pinkpunther]

That just how his Jarvis brain is

[@viviantompkins7925]

It is. It is free?

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

Seeing Gordon Ramsay, the man who was losing his shit at cooks for forgetting the most minor things a decade ago say "The chicken has wee weed itself" and then laughing at it for a full minute is the most alien thing i have ever seen

[@hoiyawhal5695]

He’s an icon

[@11bunni11]

MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

[@D3xteRC4T]

He’s the best 😂

[@anusmcnuggets8103]

gordon has lost it

[@effbar2400]

I don't think he ever lost his shit for pointless things

[@alkalinelemons9239]

Everytime he repeats "its free" I feel like it's not and I am paying with my soul

[@Bongobert]

You know when kids play in the garden and pretend that they‘re cooking like they’re imitating their parents and put together a bunch of stuff like dirt and leaves? That‘s what she’s doing

[@ioana_raducea-marin]

That pineapple meat thing is so fake. You can see the pork was taken out, cooked separately and then inserted back in the pineapple monstrosity. If it would've stayed in the oven all the way through, the bacon would've been burned by the time the pork was cooked and the pork wouldn't have had that "crispy" outer layer (it would've looked almost like boiled meat because of all the pineapple moisture)

[@luckysocks6988]

not to mention, pineapple breaks down the enzymes in meat, so if she had cooked it for that long it probably would be more mushy

[@korebiis]

@@luckysocks6988 wouldnt the taste also be like.. disgusting??

[@realMacMadame]

They are all fake.

[@kateprice7417]

​@@luckysocks6988 it doesn't break it down that much/that quickly. And cooking it denatures a lot of those enzymes. Its basically the same as using meat tenderizer

[@therealdr.ripvhs]

I noticed that as well, and then noticed that with every single recipe, the oven was never turned on at all, either before or after cooking. After the pumpkin, she's holding the baking pan with her bare hands, even though the pumpkin is still kind of sizzling, so they must be cooking everything somewhere else altogether.

[@kateprice7417]

So.....hear me out. I think this is someone who genuinely knows how to cook. Like- she put the thyme into the chicken before the onions, she pairs flavors that should go together, and she constantly put meat inside fruit so it would be juicy. She made a good dry rub too. To me, this looks like someone who wanted to make real cooking videos but realized that hate watching would get more interaction.

[@kateprice7417]

Even the most egregious thing- the face hamburger- had elements of what fancy restaurants do sometimes. Eggs on burgers is more common than you'd think and fancy restaurants are constantly "elevating" stuff- like taking a classic burger side (chips) and instead making something that has the same ingredients but is more gourmet (mashed potatoes)

[@Aldenfenris]

Honestly, that makes more sense, basically it's the equivalent of shitposting or making memes. She does that to garner attention and likes and stuff.

[@lissq2769]

Yep

[@randomtinypotatocried]

That makes me feel bit better knowing it's a shitpost but for cooking

[@jasperjazzie]

gonna be honest i think that makes me hate it even more, my jasper brain hates this mostly bc i'm almost certain they put it straight into the trash when the camera went off, like you could actually make something decent and yet you're just...doing *not* that

[@amberhall-meeks1404]

It’s so weird how they can freely make fetish videos and pass them off as just cooking or “harmless” videos

[@genericname2747]

Hold on- Fetish??

[@bear9295]

​@@genericname2747 I guess they are talking about the videos where they are making food in the toilet or making disgusting food in general on social media. But I'm not sure

[@shortinsomniac76]

@@genericname2747 a good rule of the internet is if you see something that doesnt make sense and is unnecesarilly complicated, its a fet1sh (think about the wonderbread guy)

[@mew.P]

@@genericname2747 a lot of them tend to be fetish content. for example : the videos that were super popular where it would be a woman making foods that were super messy ( like those countertop ones ). those cater to a specific fetish and it’s a little scary 😭

[@dredpool3927]

They betta just put that shit on OnlyFans then💀

[@Nitzah]

This feels like she’s an alien trying to make human food but hasn’t quite got it right

[@bryciebee9651]

I was making soup while watching this, luckily your statement about cooking needing movement reminded me that I needed to go stir my soup. I had gotten distracted, some stuff was stuck to the bottom, a little browned but thankfully not burned. Thanks Jarvis for saving my soup

[@triantafelidesfox8344]

Im so glad this horrible subject matter was transformed into a helpful reminder by the lovely Jarvis

[@itsamiamadio]

Only the best for his premium viewers

[@stegothedino]

how was the soup?

[@jasperjazzie]

jarvis, the saviour of the soups

[@FrogKanna]

@@jasperjazzie i thought the same thing :D

[@alexwitt1094]

Fun fact, on one season of Hells Kitchen a chef came on with a signature dish called “Hen In A Pumpkin”. Gordo was probably having flashbacks

[@greenday61892]

lmao I commented basically this exact same thing then scrolled down, had to delete my comment cuz it was almost verbatim, except for mentioning Petrozza and calling it infamous

[@daftoptimist]

Dear God.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@daftoptimist God is dead. This video has proven that.

[@ssnekky]

@@sourgreendolly7685LMAO

[@alexwitt1094]

@@greenday61892 Petrozza was a legend though. Love that dude

[@Gossamaggs]

I'm embarrassed by the fact this video made me crave mashed potatoes. Not embarrassed enough to keep it to myself, but a little embarrassed

[@Starry._El.]

19:45 "just a little crispy" she says with her burnt bread in her hands

[@KhanaHatake]

This is called "rage bait" and it's clearly working. We NEED to *stop* giving these people attention!!

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

FACTS they dont deserve attention for wasting food

[@pisces.orangeblossom]

it's also typically catering to some sort of k*nk. a lot of the "bad food content" is. there's a person on tiktok who makes stitches to these types of videos and 5min craft telling u why it's a k*nk thing.

[@G00dTaste]

Ok or: only youtubers watch them so they can make fun of them 👀

[@jc6800]

This was the comment I was looking for. Not to mention the fetish content on FB. FKN gross.

[@mnlz]

not even rage bait, this is a fetish

[@maniczzz]

For reference with the pumpkin: there are different “breeds” of pumpkin. The ones made for carving are extremely bitter and will make you physically ill when you eat them.

[@deathismyown]

i'm sure she's trolling, which makes the massive food waste even more infuriating

[@iainronald4217]

As someone who has been cooking their whole life and was a chef, most pumpkins that you can buy commercially are absolutely DEMONIC to eat. Like, they have the sketchiest flavour! You need very specific pumpkins to cook with, otherwise use an acorn squash. Also, several cinnamon sticks is way too much, even 1/8th of a cinnamon stick would have probably been a little overpowering.

[@TechieindahHood]

Yeah I was looking for this comment lmao, they’re big so you can carve em, but they’re NOT meant for eating, and they’re not gonna add anything good to that chicken 😭😭😭

[@whitewolf262]

What's funny is canned pumpkin that people actually use for cooking isn't even pumpkin, but a different kind of gourd entirely

[@iainronald4217]

@@whitewolf262 Yeah, I had to feed it to an elderly dog, most of it is Butternut Squash.

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria]

is this why i can’t stand pumpkin unless cooked into a soup with carrots and a fuckton of curry spice

[@AliceBunny05]

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria yeah, I'd suggest kabocha squash instead. it's popular in japan, you may have a littleee trouble finding it but it is an enjoyable experience. In japan you can find it in soup, as tempura, braised, etc.

[@ashes9074]

I know this is not the biggest problem but why didn't she season the meat BEFORE putting it in the pan???

[@nunpho]

I thought about that too 🤣

[@kittzqwr]

It’s fetish content, not food hacks. So making the food correctly isn’t the creator’s priority..

[@nunpho]

@@kittzqwr it's not fetish, it just draws attention because it's so stupid. Same with 5 min crafts etc.

[@ashes9074]

@@kittzqwr @Nunpho either way she still has to eat it?? Like at least a bite even if she tosses the rest

[@sidasterdisaster]

@@kittzqwris the fetish being stupid or what

[@dreamin_ofyou]

i love how she says “let’s not forget about the seasoning” but the only stuff she uses are salt and pepper…

[@P1kachuSandwich]

Lmao, the addition of the violin screech at 15:40 was [*chef's kiss*]

[@tiredtabby]

I feel like the way she comes up with this is she finds 5 things in her house that are edible, then finds a device that can cook things, and just uploads a video and calls it "food"

[@kittzqwr]

Believe it or not, this is fetish content.. The reactions, the mess, food itself turns some people on. You can find ppl on tiktok that react to those and explain if it is fetish videos or not.

[@king_salamander3938]

literally!! by the way she talks about her food, she seems very unsure if it will work lol.

[@FIRING_BLIND]

@EmiEmi no...the messy cooking on the counter or in the toilet stuff is almost def fetish content, but weird cooking has always existed. Except now we have the internet and can witness it ourselves. But no their reactions are just over exaggerated because that's how creators keep young viewers fooled and engaged. Like how some charscters act on a kids tv show

[@keylimetea]

Basically improv lawless cooking but it’s so lawless it should be illegal

[@hirtisrandolph4843]

Store-bought frosting is oil-based, meaning it cannot dissolve into water or milk. It also means that it will separate under high heat. Once in the oven, the sugar would caramelize and cooked to the glass, but the oil would seep around the cake batter and make it come out looking like a pepperoni pizza... or a weed brownie. That's why the cake they show at the end is 2 layers of chocolate batter and doesn't have any icing on the bottom of the cake pan. Instead, I would use a ceramic or metal pan (NOT GLASS ¡¡¡muy importante!!!) and cook a thick caramel-flavored sauce out of condensed milk, powdered sugar (or cornstarch) and almond flour, cool to room temp, add Reese's, refrigerate it until set, dust with a thin but even layer of almond flour and chopped peanuts, then add the cake batter. That should produce the effect she claims in the video, though I think a poke cake with an uncooked mixture made from peanut butter and condensed milk would be better.

[@moneyjar4606]

Wow 😯

[@aud7593]

something good to come out of these abominations: actually a good recipe!

[@lacytaylor1501]

If she's just removed the frosting at the bottom and put the reeeses between the cake layers it wouldn't have been that bad I bet. It's just a few ingredients short of a cake version of what my sister, and I guess some of the internet where she got the recipe, call sl*tty brownies

[@heidifedor]

You wouldn’t use melted icing, you use condensed milk.

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

It isn't even any sort of shortcut or tip. It's just making a disgusting cake. I mean there's nothing wrong with boxed cake mixes, though I suppose it's not very telegenic. I prefer making cakes normally, as I find it a pleasant experience and more fulfilling

[@thegamewolf4445]

16:18 when u give ur phone to dad when he wants to take a selfie

[@mollyanderson657]

14:51 Gordon getting some Petrozza Flashbacks.

[@celiner2016]

Baffling how she "seasons" the ground beef and steak with only salt but packs as much dry rub onto the chicken as humanly possible

[@someoneidk308]

I can understand the steak- a lot of people do not want anything on a steak, which is w/e. The ground beef is cursed though :(

[@ducktelepathy8352]

I feel like she was born in the wrong era, these recipes legit look like the horrors of 1960s cookbooks 😂

[@ducktelepathy8352]

Also I don’t get why people always seem so weirded out by baking things inside pumpkins. It’s a tradition my family has done for generations for harvest celebrations. Is it really not a common thing people do?

[@pepperyk4]

@@ducktelepathy8352 idk but for me it’s the fact that it’s a carving pumpkin, which is just foul lmao. And the disgusting amount of cinnamon 😭

[@Naharu.]

@@ducktelepathy8352 as someone who also eats a lot of baked pumpkin: this is a carving pumpkin, they do not taste good at all.

[@ducktelepathy8352]

@@pepperyk4 haha I mean, fair, that is a ton of cinnamon and I definitely don’t discount that she went completely off the rails with the recipe 😂

[@ducktelepathy8352]

@@Naharu. very true! we grow our own for baking, so I dunno what kind they are, but they’re great for baking soup inside! the inverse is also true though, I tried carving one of our pumpkins one year for Halloween and it had such dense, thick insides that it was basically impossible. every pumpkin has a purpose I suppose!

[@may-lin8440]

13:42 i looked away for one second i nearly through up because wtf is that

[@zb5481]

Okay but the chicken pumpkin one is even better when you remember that Gorden HAS seen it before. One of the contestants in one of the early seasons (maybe even the first or second one) actually did a hen in a pumpkin for his signature dish

[@Thecrowfens]

I’m fully convinced this kind of food content started as an ultra specific fetish that leaked into the normal algorithm

[@Valcove]

Same, cause there’s that one lady on TikTok that discusses if something is fetish content or not, and this does check the boxes of “off camera person making odd comments or oohing” and lots of zooming in on the hands/food

[@alicine-sims8988]

Yeah I think the 'mixing everything on the countertop with bare hands' WAS originally fetish content. Then other creators saw how good the engagement was as outrage content, found other ways to cook things wrong to make theirs unique, but kept the general 'style' of video as part of the success algorithm.

[@heatheroic]

here's the thing is that some of these recipes aren't even bad conceptually, like they're not bad flavor combos, it's just the way that they're executed (and the need to cook everything at once) is so impractical. i would honestly love to see someone make a series (if it doesn't exist already) of taking these types of outrage recipes and upgrading them/making them into something that would actually taste good & is cooked properly.

[@slsthewriter1299]

And the ironic thing is, I think *she* would know how to do that series. Lol. Seems like she knows how to legit cook but is doing it just to shitpost.

[@froggy5748]

Especially that mf cake!! Get rid of the whole fucking can of icing at the bottom, crush the Reese’s, sprinkle them on top of the cake instead, and you have a pretty fuckin tasty cake. Chocolate cake with vanilla icing and Reese’s sounds so good but these videos tend to use too much of everything, which is just distressing when it comes to desserts. Sugar is something that can so easily be too much to handle.

[@Alice-gr1kb]

@@slsthewriter1299 yeah that was the thought I had to. She knows how to cook and she’s just being crazy. My guess is she disassembles everything between shots, and cooks them separately (how else would the mac n cheetos have gotten cooked?) before re-assembling for the tasting.

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

How To Cook That does do some debunking/fixes but it’s not with stuff like this really. Her channel is amazing I highly recommend it

[@echoceaselessly]

@@bashfulwolfo6499 Came here to say this!! Ann is amazing, it's so satisfying to watch her fix recipes like the "milk tea jelly" made of just milk sugar and tea and teach you how to actually make that in your fridge overnight

[@wemiloo777]

i cant get over the fact she said butter is the secret ingredient to mac n cheese

[@iambored5585]

Hearing Gordan say "the chicken's pissed itself" made me nearly spit out my food.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

Gordon Ramsay scream-laughing and yelling "the chicken's pissed itself! the chicken wee-weed all over the pumpkin!" is NOT something i thought i'd hear today 😭😭

[@jordanr.2120]

For the first little while I was like "Okay, I mean sure the execution is a bit existentially horrifying, but a fried egg on a burger is good so maybe I won't be so quick to judge" but then from the moment she brought out the chips everything started going catastrophically downhill.

[@AMenacingCloudofBlackPeople]

Ikr, I actually went "CHIPS?!" out loud as I saw it 😭

[@kaitysworldk4290]

Yooo rhyme da spooky scary ghost gym leader:D

[@Tophattio]

5:00 "Yeah we're just restoring them to their natural habitat" Mhm yes back in my day lays potato chips ran wild and free in the magical land called mashed potatoes, it was their natural habitat (SOMEONE didn't pay attention in 4th grade science class)

[@axisokami8933]

Gordon: "Where did you learn this from?" *flashback to that one season of Hell's Kitchen where Petrozza served a cornish hen in a pumpkin as a signature dish*

[@justice_was_taken]

Watching these as someone who grew up in poverty and still struggles with paying bills still, very infuriating

[@BigSisterNeko]

Absolutely ❤

[@sakoofa1759]

Hope you’re doing ok!!

[@musilovesbooks]

wish you the best

[@ona512]

you can say that for any social media influencer. being poor makes these people look ready to eat

[@justice_was_taken]

@@ona512 bro what I was trying to say is that we have all these TikTok and KZbin channels (look at HowToBasic) where they waste food just for content and clicks. Meanwhile 20 percent of Americans still live in poverty and have a hard time putting food on their table.

[@catpoke9557]

The chicken in a pumpkin was the most normal non dessert food she made yet the camera person was the most baffled by it out of all the foods

[@dexenationgracey1979]

I guess it's a case of being so used to weird shit that anything normal throws you off.

[@bowmanc.7439]

Yeah there is a traditional dish in China where you wrap a chicken in lotus leaves and then clay, roast it in an earthen oven. The shell retains moisture. But that’s cooked much longer and not in a home oven

[@Croach193]

@@dexenationgracey1979Or more likely being so full of shit that you forgot to turn it down for the more normal video idea.

[@Sabamonster]

@@dexenationgracey1979 It's more about having to constantly act like you're normal and then forgetting for a moment because the entirety of this shit as well as everything else on her channel (apparently) is just that, an act. They fake the hell out of this shit because it gets sensationalized by people and they get clicks.

[@Mollycustard]

6:36 OMG THAT FACE

[@TeddyGNOP]

4:36 oh my god lol. that man looks _sick._ blood pooling in the eyes and mouth.

[@simple_tutorial1]

The way she says things like “I have never cooked anything like this before” and “I hope it turned out good” and “I’m very optimistic about this” implies that she makes up the recipes on the spot 💀

[@emilyrasputin]

Honestly I prefer it to that weird Anna girl saying "I have done this dozens of times and it's always great" 😂

[@rayvenl.p0001]

seems even more evident in the last recipe, first that bacon ground beef meatball combo, then that steakmac and egg like maam just decide already 😭

[@angeliqueplaisance4440]

That is not necessarily bad I do that as well when I want to try something new granted I do have idea of how it will come out

[@simple_tutorial1]

@@angeliqueplaisance4440 yes, but it's a recipe, not an experiment. recipes are planned out beforehand.

[@ashegrey3042]

“this is gonna be the juiciest chicken you’ve ever seen” *proceeds to cut a piece of the driest chicken i’ve ever seen*

[@Starry._El.]

6:17 looks like those pics of an ants face up close 😭

[@LumTheAlien]

Honestly I think there is potential with that pumpkin recipe. Use the right kind of pumpkin and cut into pieces chicken with those same spices I think would be delicious.

[@Izzy-zz4en]

i'm upset she said "don't pre-portion your meatballs" immediately after she said "get about a tablespoon of meatball"

[@gabriellaberman]

These videos remind me of being a kid, when my friend and I would make “potions” by combining whatever food we were allowed to use into a bucket

[@Naixatloz]

This comment unlocked a childhood memory of crushing up Smarties, putting the powder in a bowl of water, and calling it soup. Later that day, I was grounded for sharpening pretzel sticks in an electric pencil sharpener and breaking it.

[@pulatelephonics]

My sister and I used mud, plants, and water. Sometimes dirt for texture 😭

[@gothgrape]

​@@pulatelephonics nah my brother used worms and mud and called it spaghetti

[@j-j8984]

I used whatever was in the bathroom cabinet

[@oddlem]

I remember making "tea" by taking random leaves or flowers I found and crushing them into water I would feed them to my rabbit as a treat, THO looking back I'm glad I didn't give them anything toxic from what I remember

[@alantarazona]

13:30 I was drinking coffee and I ALMOST spat all my drink on the keyboard as soon as Jarvis said this

[@AutismSharks]

18:00 hey guys did you know if you put food in an ice cube tray it’ll be the shape of the ice cube tray ? okay cool. but did you know if you put food in an ice cube tray it’ll be the shape of the ice cube tray ??? OKAY COOL . BUT DID YOU KNOW

[@Starry._El.]

Yooo Jay reference :D

[@bubblegumcrab]

Learning this all appeals to food and mess fetishes makes me equally horrified and understanding

[@keylimetea]

Yeah… I don’t even know where I learned it but I found out too and I’m not sure how that works…

[@qpock8166]

😦

[@mastermarkus5307]

There have GOT to be people with fetishes for specifically GOOD food though, right?

[@bubblegumcrab]

@@mastermarkus5307 the majority like the mess. That's a fetish in itself. Then think of the sausage, stuffing the chicken, etc. It's all sensual and appeals to those turned on by food

[@vogelvrouw]

I feel like its not just geared towards them but also just ragebait, people will hate watch this to comment or whatever

[@Sammykins425]

I LOST IT AT HER SAYING THE EGGS ARE PERFECTLY COOKED.

[@grimmgoosegoose216]

Seriously!!! Eggs cook so quick and she put them in BEFORE flipping the hamburger!!! Like!!! Cross contamination of it all!

[@torahu4443]

You know the food is good when the chef is surprised it's getting cooked

[@MegaAnimekitten]

That chicken is still raw when she takes it out of the pumpkin but cooked all the way through in the next shot, I'm pretty sure she just winds up cooking everything all the way through off camera cause she KNOWS but she needs to get her good shots

[@beat2deth]

Oddly enough, not the first time Gordon's had to critique a pumpkin chicken

[@goldenequals4203]

That's what I was thinking! Petrozza was the blueprint

[@the-skrunkly]

these kinda cooking videos are like when you made "magic potions" in the garden as a kid

[@hankenthusiast6187]

The definition of "Who let this man cook?!?!"

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

13:04 totally agree. I was thinking that. It has to be a summoning ritual.

[@vladmordred9627]

Jarvis is just jealous he didn’t get to try the demon burger, by the way that burger’s expression changed from happy to horror, almost like it knew what it was part of. 🤔

[@northernlightscapes4279]

Tbh I'm a bit disappointed he didn't recreate it.

[@rumbbbytomb9782]

My theory is that she is a good cook, or her friend is a good cook because you can see hints of it in each dish. They wanted to go to social media with their food but did not get enough clout and noticed that these outrage channels were getting tons of views and tried that, and it worked for them. The reason the meat looks fully cooked each time is because they take it all apart and cook each part separate except for the pumpkin one.

[@annikan42]

Yeah I think this too

[@maledictionwolf]

Pumpkin was definitely staged in some way as well, she was carrying the tray it's on to the table with her bare hands despite having ostensibly just pulled it out of the oven. 13:27 timestamp for you :)

[@jmcmontanheiro]

I saw no hints, just nasty

[@Ehhhh38]

I think it's a fetish account

[@Croach193]

Definitely agreed. There’s no way you could simultaneously cook a steak and an egg for the same amount of time and have both be perfectly cooked.

[@The_Health_Inspector]

8:41 she thought it would fit which means she is just making shit up

[@GodHimself__]

0:03 GOOOOOOLD😩😩

[@blake6210]

I once saw someone say these cooking videos are a new type of fetish vid that we're unfortunately subjected to, and I've been scared ever since

[@lamibonxd]

retweet

[@kittzqwr]

That’s what im saying frl

[@omgmo1962]

Not ALL of them are, but it's definitely more often than I'm comfortable with

[@princessofhell4639]

Yesss didn't someone find out all the channels were owned by the same dude (pretty sure that was Jarvis actually who found it out)

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

again i think thats only the messy preparation food tik toks

[@nunpho]

As someone who had to live off food from a food bank for a year... This stuff makes me wanna cry 😭. They should only be allowed to post these if they eat it afterwards, yum yum.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Agreed. It would also be a fitting punishment.

[@thx4v3n0m]

I’ve been living off food banks almost my entire life and this just…hurts deep deep inside

[@bakedbaker9882]

They should eat the WHOLE thing, not just a tiny ass bite for the camera

[@nunpho]

@@thx4v3n0m ah, someone who understands the pain. There's just so much bloody waste

[@meganrae6444]

I just stumbled upon this channel but I'd like it to be known I am already in love with this man.

[@Chilloutlilbro]

This seems like stuff you would make for the sole purpose of daring your friends to eat it or making a bet that your friend can’t finish it the meal. Like I’ve tried to make really outrageously horrendous meals on purpose and I still can’t compare to the diabetes spell she cooks up. If hell had a cafeteria she would definitely be the head chef.

[@clarence5211]

the pumpkin one reminds me of the enrichment they do for zoo animals where they put raw meat into a pumpkin for the carnivores to play with

[@bee-here]

My suspicion with that pork pineapple situation is she took the pork out, cooked it, then put it back in to fake the "finished" product. I feel like the bacon would've burned long before the pork loin finished cooking otherwise.

[@tallulahmoon6943]

even more proof of this is that the pork is browned on the top and sides, which wouldn't happen if it was cooked in anything, let alone something with tons of water like pineapple. it would probably be soggy and pale.

[@witchcorpse]

Why have I only just come across your channel?! This is an injustice. I'm already in love with your personality. And hair.

[@wretchedcats4909]

So in primary school my classmates did this thing where they would mix all the food we would get for lunch with the milk they gave us then dare people to drink it. This reminds me of that

[@missshai2005]

The fact that she didn't know what to do with the top of the pineapple really makes me feel like she is just making it up as she goes. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to do a test run lol

[@enter_eagle]

consider that by not doing a test run, (and still commiting to doing it regardless), she creates less waste. so, i guess its actually better? maybe?

[@catblanc8874]

you know what... i've never seen jarvis and the camera man in the same room suspicious?

[@Thi-Sen]

Wait- you have a point. That's extremely suspicious.

[@rainy8702]

The cameraperson simply drank their invisibility potion

[@Klm49]

I'm just loving this whole hair in bloom thing going on in these vids!!! ❤❤

[@HunterLM109]

Never stop these. I NEED this in my life. PLEASE SEND HIM MORE!

[@TheEnding247]

Nothing like a new gold video to distract yourself while your life falls apart

[@lavender9844]

Who would win: Anorexia relapse or my boy Jarvis

[@Gemsha20]

You don’t know me

[@samanthakaitlynm]

sending you love 💗

[@paul_warner]

God bless

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

OMG SAME! If only one could get paid to watch youtube videos off camera I'd be slightly less anxious about rent.

[@dragontears]

It's interesting because she has some fairly un-horrible flavor combos (pineapple and pork, chicken and pumpkin, peanut butter chocolate and vanilla) and then just goes a little bit wild with her methods. It feels like it could be a vaguely extreme food channel adjacent, you know? Like there've been things not TOO far from this on the food network in the early to mid 00s.

[@emmarose7738]

Fr like a bite of pork, bacon, and pineapple sounds rlly good. It’s how we got there that scares me 🥴🥴

[@spoofsrocks13]

I feel that's part of the point? Like, make the viewer think there's some merit to it. Likely not enough to actually try it but enough to say "Yeah that could work" and give it a like.

[@genericname8727]

If I believed the chicken would actually cook, and I was using a better pumpkin variety, I’d try the pumpkin one tbh. Except I’d cook the potatoes separately. I enjoy those flavours.

[@PTEC]

Or 50s recipe books

[@immortalinaros8751]

14:00 She got that Idea from Hells Kitchen. The "Hen in a Pumpkin" from that one dude.

[@jazminperez1673]

As someone who casually cooks, this hurts so much. Like looking at these recipes I’m just immediately reverting them in my head to something that makes sense

[@woomyboy98]

6:42 That burger looks straight out of the painting The Scream and honestly the way she cooks makes me want to scream

[@kayliedawn4596]

"This ain't your grandma's chocolate cake" yeah because my grandmother knew how to cook.

[@colemix1852]

I can honestly say I've never in my life seen someone frost a cake before baking it.

[@bigchooch4434]

'There is ALREADY ENOUGH MARAARA" has the same energy as "IT'S ENOUGH SLICES"

[@ThatOneAccount931]

I hate those TikTok cooking channels. Particularly the ones where they place the food directly on the counter.

[@Yorokobi224]

I stopped watching stitched videos of these yet watch August to hate on them

[@penedrador]

The messy countertop ones are most likely fetish content...

[@Suitsnstylesguy]

@@penedrador it’s rage bait… I hope

[@wormofalltime]

I've never been more relieved to be vegatarian than I am when I see that hamburger abomination

[@familyminahan3343]

As an avid meat eater, it made me deeply consider continuing to eat meat

[@someoneidk308]

As someone who regularly consumes meat, it made me nauseous.

[@gruby5478]

As someone who both enjoys meat and vegetables it didn't sway my emotions

[@Ari-ze8wm]

Same I’m vegan. I feel like it has be fetish video off food or just gross click bait

[@mercurialmara7216]

i’m vegetarian too and this really solidified my stance i swear

[@tomatostarz]

11:42 you eat this and your toilet starts reciting the torah bro you cannot convince me otherwise .

[@extremelyangrydorito]

LMAOOO

[@daniel_sek]

I feel like these are what an AI generated recipe would be like

[@dxhyunjin]

This woman deserves an Oscar for being able to look at that dish and tell the camera that it looks like food at all

[@mirih4239]

Those...food creations stress me out. Even if they didn't make me feel vaguely nauseous they'd still give me anxiety

[@kittzqwr]

Yeah cuz it’s fetish content, not just cooking videos

[@ponyboy20]

you stay gold man! i was playing ranked Mk while watching this lol

[@kittyqueentengu5327]

i love these horrible cooking videos they’re truly a work of art