Grown Man Watches "MULAN" for First Time!!

[@jessicajones657]

Dad had a limp from fighting the previous war, not a dying illness. Respect your commitment to the new subplot though.

[@lolawhiterabbit]

Lmao he created a new plot to the movie and stuck to it 😂

[@hannaht1976]

Jessica Jones i mean she did say in the beginning something about the doctor prescribing him three cups of tea a day so maybe he does have some illness as well? Or he just aging lol

[@weaouw]

Yes, the dying illness that is a limp leg The treatment is three cups of tea every day, obviously

[@graceofwrath57]

The real life woman's father was dying and in fact did by the time she got home. Dylan is psychic. Just also unaware.

[@scullyyourenotgonnabelievethis]

"i know the general plot." 10 seconds later "oH tHiS iS iN ChInA?"

[@emmacascino5033]

He did that for Tangled too he didn’t know it was about rapunzel😂

[@joywonder8092]

How does this have 2.7k likes and only one comment

[@Exlyyn_]

Joy Wonder 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@RandomPerson-de8zp]

Him whyle watching Tangled "I know about 80% of this movie" Also Dylan after 5 minutes in "OH IT'S ABOUT RAPUNZEL?"

[@mattmarderlcsw4863]

emma mac no it’s in Japan

[@antonella4632]

"what a loyal horse coming back.... beauty and a beast horse can't relate" I CHOKED

[@parkchimmin7913]

HIS NAME IS PHILIPE! PHILIPE IS A *COWARD!*

[@liamgreenwood3481]

@@parkchimmin7913 Well, it is a French horse.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Liam Greenwood I-

[@maoutan945]

Time stamp?? Edit: Nvm it's 17:40

[@exxiyya4855]

@@liamgreenwood3481 omg i-

[@thatpossessedthing]

I really love the symbolism in the Emperor bowing for Mulan. He refused to bow in the face of death. He stood his ground for honor but he bowed for someone who deserved it.

[@elite_rock_god2292]

And the fact that asian emperors where concidered like gods back in The Day 😂

[@Sumyriaphantom]

I never noticed that. Not on a conscious level anyway. Thats a wonderful insight

[@marzzarella2770]

@@elite_rock_god2292 Historically speaking, Chinese emperors weren't really considered as gods. They only have the "Mandate of Heaven" which is kind of the blessing that the gods gave you in order to have the right to rule and it's an important thing bc if u lost your mandate of heaven, you would be considered as an unworthy ruler.

[@marzzarella2770]

@@elite_rock_god2292 Although, there are rulers that were considered as Gods. For example, Egyptian Pharaohs. They were considered as Gods by their subjects, in contrast to Chinese emperors who only have the blessing of the Gods but are not the Gods themselves.

[@pokaay3163]

@@marzzarella2770 yeah, lots of celestial undertones with ancient eras. They really had a thing for idolizing their rulers.

[@madyrenea6300]

Any character in Mulan: I- Dylan: SHE SAVED YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY

[@sendmemoneythanks]

Mady Renea lol well it is true.

[@iikaedenii]

i had the same reaction though

[@cooldudebroshim8792]

MamaMoo are the best Kpop group of all time bitches ...you like mamamoo? 😏😏😏😏😏 moomoos

[@kathyxli24]

FOR REAL

[@theforeignswaggers3086]

Magical Kathy for real what

[@SofiaG-qu6jf]

Mulan the only Disney princess with a death count of thousands.

[@thankunext5602]

but hey thats just a theory

[@moondustshine9381]

@@thankunext5602 A film theory! Aaaand cut.

[@thankunext5602]

@@moondustshine9381 lmao

[@sienna9413]

@kirishima shouldn't you be in school?

[@SofiaG-qu6jf]

@@sienna9413 nope

[@StarWarsGirl98]

*Mulan gives her father tea for health* Dylan: HeR fAtHeR iS dYiNG

[@BewilderedCitrus]

Okay I just really wanted to say that I REALLY LOVE your profile pic, may I ask where it's from?

[@gulrezkazi]

Late reply Looks like watercolour troye sivan

[@belhlv]

KSKZKDKZZKZKZKZ

[@jalayajenkins3849]

just made your comment likes to 4k your welcome.

[@meganlamb7665]

@@BewilderedCitrus oh my gosh I want to know too

[@sandrah6393]

“Cricket ruined her chances at love”. I love how the movie makes you feel that because the matchmaker scene was so sad. But then you realize that the Cricked was actually lucky because it helped Mulan avoid an arranged marriage and go fullfil her destiny (plus meet Li shang).

[@avivastudios2311]

True. That cricket basically controlled the whole film. The cricket is the reason the match-making session failed and he's the reason Mushu decided to help Mulan. He truly was lucky.

[@EHarasty7]

He was also the reason they found Shang’s dad and his army. I think Cricket wrote the letter and Mushu was just reading it out loud!

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

Hilariously in the alternate opening. She did get matchmade. To Li Shang.😂

[@ellensentanglementtheory]

Good points, all!@@avivastudios2311

[@KarmaLostAnArm]

@@Tigerlilygurl1 I wish that made it in

[@lexiesutton7930]

"Shut up she's a flower blooming!", is now my favorite quote of all time.

[@Lizzy3D]

Yaaasss

[@Anna-hu8ql]

Time?

[@razkable]

im kinda mad he either talked over or didnt notice her dad isn't the most supportive of her especially when it comes to war...thats kinda important.....shes proving something to him ..he isn't just mr. nice guy ...the movie has no meat then or reaosn for her to die for him

[@mihaiteodor7763]

@@razkable You do know that the movie takes place in ancient China and back then this was their mentality? Man should go to war and women stay back and maintain the household.

[@aileean19]

@@Anna-hu8ql 6:43 :)

[@m.s.5370]

"Would you like to stay for dinner?" "wOuLd YoU lIkE tO sTaY fOrEvEr?"

[@fluffernutter9420]

Honestly, it's like the best line of the movie. I remember that the first time I watched it, I was in tears.

[@GrayKatherine.]

I died when that line happened

[@disappointing.]

kinda the best line ever

[@leenakhanye]

it’s such a good line but i watched it on a plane and they??? censored?? it?? how is that inappropriate like what???

[@disappointing.]

@@leenakhanye wtf😂

[@lozzaaa_]

*any male character has a limp or injury* Dylan: HES DYING, DYING FATHER

[@shelbywhitaker8279]

I died laughing every time because her dad literally had a bum leg... He would have died... if Mulan wasn't a total badass. lol

[@maydaybelle5378]

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@evelynmendessantana2872]

the first time I watched this video I loved your comment and then gave it a thumbs up. Now, rewatching the video I have once again loved this comment and then clicked the thumbs up button just to realize it actually went off and then it all came to me lmao. Anyway... I don’t know why i’m telling you this 😂 guess I rly liked your comment

[@julsdraws6769]

Hi

[@ericpasta8706]

Literally the dad from Raya and the last dragon

[@syd.micaela]

Dylan: “she got two animals plus the horse“ Me taking notes: horse does NOT equal animal

[@alicesesay125]

LOL

[@MothSalesman]

Horse does not equal animal, but Cricket does.

[@zarinsolkar6918]

He called Cricket an animal 😂

[@pangolinsarecool]

I feel like out of a cricket, a horse and a dragon, the horse is definitely the most animal-y one

[@amber.ren_1995]

Right lol he was right about her having 2 animals but they are the horse and the dragon. Bcuz the cricket is a bug not an animal lmfao 😂 🤣 😆

[@bastioncory6740]

Mulan's Father wasn't dying Dylan. He was just injured from the past war

[@meghan9736]

Bastion Cory Aren’t we all technically dying

[@LittleRedWhine]

Yeah he seemed to piece that together at one point and was really just doing a bit

[@cookiie92]

Yeah he knows that he isnt sick. He even admitted that he made the sick part up during the movie but his brain really wanted it to be true so he kept on assuming that her dad was sick. But he knows deep down that the dad wasnt sick. :p

[@lizardpoo8524]

Loool

[@meghan9736]

Whimsical Poverty God Well, am I wrong?

[@heddaholberg6670]

“She’s a woman she’ll never be worth anything!” Dylan: laughs out loud because it’s so ridiculous. We Stan the right man

[@flover7150]

this is literally bare minimum

[@IoIita]

@@flover7150 !!!!!

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@flover7150 And yet some... well, we can't exactly call them 'men', can we? So... 'boys'... still find it hard to reach THAT level. So...

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 it’s really a shame. Also, I wish The Emperor had waited like thirty seconds before intervening to just let Shang beat the crap out of Chi-Fu

[@arminarlerrrrrrrtt495]

Um sis you okay or sumn? LMFAOO oh god your standards...

[@valentinai.2699]

i love that he's so concerned about the number of animal sidekicks she has lmao

[@supergingerr]

The tonal shift when “a girl worth fighting for” abruptly cuts off and it shows the ruins is...just goosebumps.

[@Warriorette12]

They found their girl worth fighting for. Its happy expectations vs brutal reality.

[@fortunatecookie]

And then the movie isn’t a musical anymore after that point.

[@cara9680]

YES and then mulan picks up the doll to symbolize that little girl was the one worth fighting for! so well done

[@Mrsquirty]

@@cara9680 omg I love that that’s so sad

[@feralnerd5]

I don't think any other movie, anywhere, has ever done a better job showing the real cost of war than Mulan did just in those 2-3 minutes when they found the burnt out village and the slaughtered army. It was both genre-appropriate and child-appropriate, but at the same time, it's so deadly serious about what war really is, and what it means. All the gratuitous blood and gore in the world could never have half as much impact as Mulan finding that little doll in the snow -- and then leaving it at the base of the sword Li Shang left for his father, the perfect tribute to the people he died defending. It didn't need to be graphic to have impact. In fact, I think sometimes the blood and gore actually go too far, to the point where they trivialize violence by turning it into nothing but a gross-out fest. There are a lot of creators today who could learn a lot from how Mulan did it.

[@Chrizzy210998]

I never noticed how cool and nonchalant the emperor just leaves the scene when Shang arrives. That's fucking hilarious.

[@ethancha9361]

He walked off as if he heard the water boiling on the stove

[@tvcritics6526]

I know it's like his microwave beeped or something.

[@bruty16]

Ikr like instead of following mulan he couldve killed the emperor still

[@kawaiipanda4013]

I love the emperor now I wish he got more screen time

[@shinigamis_like_apples4797]

No matter how much the wind howls the mountain cannot bow to it 😂 The emperor described in one sentence straight savage

[@planthead4012]

My best friend grew up in an all-female family so whenever he has a towel he holds it the same way everyone else in his family does, which is by his chest.

[@_gremlinboy]

Most of my friends will hold it high just to cover their nips 😅 shy boy rights

[@abandonedfragmentofhope5415]

I think that's cute and sexy.

[@decristal48]

Cute 😊

[@sakurasensations4786]

I highly respect that.

[@Jack-sf9zo]

Can confirm I also do that

[@coxsara2016]

my favorite fun fact about this movie is about when Shan Yu finds out who Mulan is, he isn't like "But you're a woman!" he just calls her the "soldier from the mountain" bc in the Hun army women are allowed to fight, and i just find it so interesting they included that lil comment and gave homage to that fact

[@Firespawnable]

So the bad guy is the only one who isn't sexist? LOL

[@valerievaysman3993]

Oh the irony fjshfjd...

[@mey.3574]

wow.. we kinda stan

[@coxsara2016]

@@Firespawnable important life lessons here: even the murderous conquerer can be a feminist lmao

[@lucindayumikane8567]

Not just allowed to fight. They are allowed to choose who they wanna marry and divorce them if they want to. When the leader leaves for war, his wife rules everything. There is even a word a Hun leader said about this: "l'm your leader and she is my leader " Basically even though they are portrayed as villains in this one, you would be more lucky if you were a Hun in those times rather than Chinese.

[@coco2.2]

“The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter” gets me E V E R Y T I M E 😭😭😭

[@omegasage777]

sameee

[@hnichole]

Literally has me crying every single time lol, as I had the kind of parents who would have only cared about the accomplishment (the sword and medallion).

[@sarahahahahahaha]

no one: literally no one: dylan: her dYiNg FaTHer, who's dYinG because he's SicK and DyiNg

[@beaniebean4885]

What a comedian

[@tripatripatripatri]

I’ve seen Mulan hundreds of times before, but when the grandma spoke at the end, some of my beverage went up my nose, cause I wasn’t expecting it to find her lines funny after all these times

[@buffycatnip]

funny how those lines went over our heads as kids and now, we're like ahhhh now I get it lmao

[@csmith2005]

Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it since childhood, when she slaps the crap out of Mushu for "seeing straight through her armor," It just gets me right in the giggle bone for some reason. I've literally seen Mulan probably over a hundred times, and it's just the best, every time.

[@joyc.e.7511]

That line is immortal lol

[@inbal9743]

yass Mulan is the most rewatchable movie in existence!!! I must have seen it weekly as a kid (we had the old tape😂) and it never got old or dull, only better! and now as an adult it got even better because they snuck these clever jokes that go right over you head when you're a kid

[@Coyotalia]

The emperor casually walking off is literally my favorite scene and I'm so glad someone else finally noticed it!

[@Metzli]

Like "this is not my problem anymore, they'll take care of it" xD

[@KathyakaNina]

That quote he says though what a boss!

[@parkernagle54]

I was so happy when he noticed... Mulan is my favorite disney movie of all time, so I’ve seen it a lot. But that scene makes me crack up every. single. time.

[@sammyortega7941]

My sisters and I always laughed our asses off at that scene

[@rooting4youu]

When I watched it a second time I caught this and I started laughing cause its so dumb XD

[@videohistory722]

During the sequence when Mulan gets ready to take her father's armor and disguise herself as a man, you can see dragon imagery throughout the entire thing, to symbolize the great dragon that watches over the family. Conclusion: Mushu was unable to awaken the Great Dragon because it had already left, signifying that Mulan is the Great Dragon that protects her family.

[@lizziem6179]

broooo why did reading this comment give me chills! 😂😭

[@sachijuraku]

DAMNNNN never thought of it that way nor saw the dragon symbolization throughout her preparing to join the army

[@YummyCake253]

That is so cool! 🤯

[@lilleilei169]

@@lizziem6179 me tooo i got literal chills and said woah out loud to nobody😭

[@avivastudios2311]

Never thought of that before.

[@hunnylemonfilms107]

“Shut up, she’s a flower blooming” aww🥰

[@hinatashoyo2181]

1.5k likes and no replies. but Dylan is cute tho

[@marziiepan]

hinata shoyo yeah like all these high liked comments have no replies lmao

[@ocluver412]

“What a badass. Oh Mulan, you’re a queen.” -Me every single time I watch this masterpiece of a movie. 😁

[@mahumrahim2159]

@Marijke Depla Cause there are no objections, Mulan is a queen.

[@amymiller_15]

'That Mulan was a trouble maker from the start' 'SHE'S A TROUBLEMAKER!, knew I liked her'

[@mintyfresh4855]

Actually, the emperor's gift to Mulan at the end is very symbolic. The medallion is proof of honor and acceptance that was given to her by the Emperor while Shan Yu's sword is proof of her accomplishments that the emperor acknowledges. Thereby symbolizing the "greatest" honor that she did for country: Duty and sacrifice. But to her father, none of that mattered. The greatest honor for her family (in his viewpoint) was having their daughter comeback home safely.

[@_Rook12]

"How many men does it take to deliver a message?" "one" I watched this so much as a kid and i never understood what that meant. but that's a pretty badass line

[@Dianeon]

Yes! The day that i understood i was like «...ouuuu man...»...

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

i literally watched this movie everyday for like 2 years as a kid and loved it but soooo much of it went over my head that I've grown to appreciate as I've gotten older including how this film has actual stakes and violence like this line

[@jihyosspicytoenail9921]

I remember my heart dropped when I first heard that line

[@harleyunique677]

...I‘m a grown up and I still don‘t get it. can anyone explain please?

[@marcusd450]

@@harleyunique677 Two people are not needed to send a message. Only one person. So they kill off the extra.

[@overthem0_on]

“yo war is kinda dangerous” - dylan, 2019

[@haley5735]

I was just about to comment that! lol Haha

[@PrincesaLunez]

tmw I commented this 1 day before them and didnt get a single like. Feelshurtman

[@klaralouth5801]

Was looking for this xd

[@김크리적진이]

"your daddy dead-y, huh? yo war kinda dangerous." --dylan, 2019

[@elenafoltea6312]

I swear, when i read your comment, Dylan said it at the same moment 😂😂😂 this is hell of a coincidence

[@Robloxgod758]

I literally tapped on this just as he said it wtf thas weird

[@dannic54]

I think there's a structural misunderstanding here. Dylan believes the group (dragon and cricket) are supposed to protect Mulan specifically, but in reality the dragon is sent to protect the family's honour. Not to keep Mulan from dying. He's there to keep them from knowing she's a girl. If she died in battle, that would be more honouring.

[@bookcat123]

Well…technically… the ancestors expect the family’s honor to be protected by Milan being dragged home ASAP; getting killed would be an easy way to be discovered and bring shame on the family. But Mushu plans to go beyond that and make her a war hero for himself, to prove to the ancestors how great he is and earn back his place. Luckily for him, Mulan actually is a hero…

[@IrinaE]

Honestly, when I've read "Grown man watches" I've got really confused. Who? Dylan? GROWN?

[@Atimes3equalsMe]

Irina E yeah he has a gravestone and everything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blainevanity6]

He's grown alright. He's 6'4" 😂😂😂

[@kekaterina0947]

i’m more of a grown man than dylan will ever be, and i don’t even have arms

[@latenightwithsara]

For titles like that one is how I found Dylan :’)

[@Braniean]

"Yup that's a bad bird" "Yup that's the bad guy" "That's the bad guys bird" That is logically sound.

[@BeccaFaye]

well great, now I want him to do every disney movie he hasn't seen. Damn it.

[@bluewindou3378]

hopefully he will watch tangled next, he said he haven't watched it

[@puppycattango]

@@bluewindou3378 YES. Princess and the Frog (but he probably won't do it if he sees this because he doesn't want recommendations)

[@bluewindou3378]

@@puppycattango lol true, is secret between us then XD

[@sendmemoneythanks]

I bet Dylan hasn’t watched many Disney classics if he hasn’t seen Mulan

[@Sathasiless]

I just want him to do some of the good DreamWorks films like Httyd trilogy, RotG, and Megamind.

[@imtoolazyforarealusername2969]

One of the best villain lines of all time: “How many men does it take to deliver a message?” “One.”

[@reyskywaka3202]

“Would you like to stay forever?” I LOVE Mulan’s grandma 😂

[@notareallin620]

She reminded me of Young Sheldon's Grandma.

[@antonella4632]

"shut up, she's a flower blooming" LMAOOOOOO

[@cjminor9636]

what do you mean “for the first time” you’re telling me you’ve never seen this MASTERPIECE before??

[@mikinhalingeron]

I was surprised too. Thank goodness he fixed such horrible mistake. Lol

[@danmeifan]

I only recently watched Mulan so... Yeah, apparently not uncommon.

[@thatkeren]

I watched it at all, either!

[@guidotorres6124]

Yeah like is he not a 90s kid?

[@SKsaturn]

I know right how does a child of the 90s miss this masterpiece?

[@xcept1281]

Dylan: "Yeah Mulan you're a disgrace" The man in the horse: **insults mulan** Also Dylan: "Shut up! She's a flower blooming! Let her be!"

[@EmsLovesSammi]

In the horse..?

[@RekaCath]

"This is where Mufasa was trampled" Wrong continent

[@simonkelly1410]

We dont talk about it

[@admin.slayerenryu]

Also probably wrong time period (I'm not going to start a Classic Disney Timeline).

[@joelle3273]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@DecemberSfy]

😂😂😂

[@vianeyverde]

@@joelle3273 At first I thought you were the opening to The Lion King like NAAAAAAAHHH

[@BlehTheSeal]

In Dylan's world, dragons and crickets are everyday animals he sees. But horses are mythical beast to him.

[@spetersen7203]

This is a great comment! I wish more would see it because yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@MissSlovakia2]

Yes... As mythical as unicorns 😀

[@jacknapier8201]

What world do you live in where crickets are mythical?

[@nightsaresosstarry]

@@jacknapier8201 read their comment again

[@jacknapier8201]

@@nightsaresosstarry the inclusion of dragons in the everyday animals part implies they aren't

[@rkivesfkoo]

21:11 *the emperor is just like ''okay imma just walk over here now''* LMFAOOO

[@Random-tz6qn]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that when I watched mulan lmaooooooo

[@RetroDiaryDream]

Lmao i thought the same, he gave 0 fucks 😂

[@kekaterina0947]

@@RetroDiaryDreamyou right

[@templebrooks1735]

I thought the same thing😂

[@Cake342]

He was just like K bye xD

[@fortheblues76]

i always thought that when the troop was singing 'girl worth fighting for' -- they were describing their dream girl, right? but then it suddenly stops when they saw the burned village and then the doll, its the situation giving the right answer to the question, likee: here it is, the girl worth fighting for.

[@raidoestwny8448]

Mulan’s Dad was injured in the previous war and his leg is permanently damaged, he’s not dying

[@Zoogore6777]

IKR? 🤣

[@AEtherealGoddess]

In some other Mulan stories he was dying of a disease.

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

Sooo... he's dying, is what you're saying. Did I get that right?

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

@UCELnzVbKvo8KmJ8kn3fCZdQ - That was a joke sir/madam/unknown entity.

[@murphie_4559]

We’re all dying...

[@talic-os5899]

"Kill that cricket!" Ahn.... You would love Princess and the Frog.

[@yoobisnose7669]

TOO SOON

[@fostane]

wow. just wow. 👏

[@mychaeltorres2436]

I was scrolling up, saw this comment, and had to come back just to say DISHONOR ON YOU DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! It’s too soon

[@MsSingingV]

talissa almeida isn’t that a firefly not a cricket?

[@yallIdunno]

YASS

[@joyisntfunny]

"the greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter" STRAIGHT BARS

[@Itzezyyyy]

Joy Nicole 😂😂😂

[@lizziefirkey6385]

The transition from "Girl Worth Fighting For" to the destroyed village is still one my FAVORITE transitions ever. Such a great moment

[@goobypoo7815]

Okay, this just proves Dylan has lived under a rock his whole life.

[@miinky21]

Right? What did he watch as a kid?

[@bloopdaddy]

@@miinky21 probably play with sticks

[@candypop1925]

@@bloopdaddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂omg

[@NickyNicole21]

I've still never seen it...I liked this crash course thru Dylan's eyes tho much more entertaining than actually watching the whole movie no thanks

[@IndefinableSin]

@@NickyNicole21 I guarantee the movie is more entertaining

[@jay_____ber]

If you think about it.. if Mulan’s dad went to war instead of Mulan, Li Shang would’ve sent him straight home. That sick daddy can’t handle the training.😭

[@argyled]

Yeah and China would have lost the war lmao

[@YumiSumire]

@@argyled lol

[@Jo.Jo.222]

her dad is an ex soldier, so wouldn't have been in shang's troops. his troups were the newbies. woulda probs been in his dad's troop and died in that battle...

[@animeg1452]

@@Jo.Jo.222 Jeez... that's dark...

[@Пинагод]

@@Jo.Jo.222 OH MY GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE

[@gabrielaromero3233]

I can’t believe you cut off the iconic part “DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW”

[@lexxfrost798]

This!!!

[@HouseMDaddict]

I got a shirt from Amazon that alludes to this. It's amazing

[@lxos]

And now that applys to him

[@realswobby]

"DISHONOR ON YOUR CRICKET!"

[@noorumkhan6570]

Gabriela Romero I WAS WAITING FOR IT TOO SKSJSJSJ

[@blackbangtan8943]

"Would u like to stay for dinner?" Would u like to stay forever?" This Is the humor we expected but never got in the live action...

[@youbrokemysmolder]

The live action was disappointing, and definitely not as good as the animated in my opinion

[@jessicaarmyforever7802]

Hello fell once 💖🤌

[@teddieblue6723]

Im a parrot and when i heard that at 7 i kept saying to my mom when she had a special guest over lmfao

[@akashsandhu2931]

"Wait this movie is actually funny"- nobody while watching the live-action movie

[@Horus_the_Lupercal]

I found it funny. Not for any sort of good reason but I did laugh.

[@kimba25able]

“Shut up. She’s a flower blooming.... let her be” lol my heart.

[@SA-mv2ku]

Ok if you start watching animated movies i’mma just die of happiness man

[@LM-jw5wz]

shahad alsaif finally another arab that’s watching dylan u go girl

[@isaacevilman7586]

I mean, if he starts doing animated movies, then he definitely needs to watch “A Silent Voice”

[@lucia-fj6nc]

He needs to watch Brother Bear a.k.a the most underrated movie

[@sneezu]

he completely forgot he did incredibles 2

[@aliciaavery553]

@@lucia-fj6nc I agree👌

[@aliciadoesmakeup_1016]

Shang: "If we die, we die with honour" Dylan: "If we die?! What chance do you have?! 😂😂

[@KelleeNotKelly]

“Yo war is kinda dangerous” -Dylan 2019

[@miriam7779]

Yeah, he "kinda" summed it up ;)

[@hedroppedthecheesecake6455]

Well now I know what to expect for World War III

[@jebronlames4559]

@@hedroppedthecheesecake6455 now remember, if you shoot at the Iranian mountains maybe you can create an avalanche

[@hanblue1862]

should have said war is a real thing

[@ohmanholyshiit]

Dylan just expected it to be terrible and have lots of cringe because of all the bad movies he’s watched

[@lavendermarshmallowplant3229]

Lol, I expected him to know that Disney classics are...well, classics

[@e.f.c.2341]

Dat "Who hurt chu?" Meme comes to mind

[@jolaikavolcy5272]

i'm gonna make you have 1k even if i don't care about the comment

[@chanceneck8072]

He should apply as a voice actor! I never heard him change his voice until like 5:53/5:54 , but he's actually got some talent!

[@chanceneck8072]

Seriously, that "To get your honor back..." does sound *nothing* like Dylan! More like some cocky Final Fantasy 18 villain!......

[@jeannetterodriguez1326]

My favorite line: “I’ve seen girls scrub their faces off. what chemicals do you have on your sleeves?!?!”

[@AngelaRoseHeart]

Best makeup remover! 😂😂😂

[@kay-girl3812]

Can we talk about how when the Emperor was about to be killed and when Li-Shang came in to The Emperor walked away like he left the oven on lmao

[@chloepaterson1506]

Dylan: see he’s already sick Me screaming at the screen: HE’S NOT SICK HE’S INJURED FROM THE LAST WAR!

[@piccorn-.-7929]

ME THE ENTIRE VIDEO

[@rachelk3887]

Meeeee! Everytime I was like, he just has a bad knee and can't walk without a cane, he's not dying!!!

[@maryellenbozarth114]

SAME! Every time he's says "he's dying". Nope. NOT DYING JUST CRIPPLED.

[@kuroyuki6254]

Whatever. He misunderstood that part. No need to take it so personally

[@juliaerwin4271]

OMG THIS WAS ME WHENEVER DYLAN BROUGHT UP "the father's illness" LMAO!

[@cerberus025]

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity, is the most rare and beautiful of all Shang: Sir? Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty

[@hotarukoyuki2222]

He didn't feature this line. I'm soo maaadddd

[@rjstudios21]

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. FLUTTERSHY IS THE BEST

[@prot07ype87]

Brohoof. /)

[@cerberus025]

@@hotarukoyuki2222 Saame

[@cerberus025]

@@rjstudios21 Thanks!! :)

[@renthehag]

12:09 Mulan’s fake name in Cantonese is actually a pun. “Ping” means “pot” and her family’s name is “Fa” which means “flower” so put together, Fa Ping literally means Flower Pot. The pun in this is that the word “flowerpot” is an insult used to describe an effeminate gay male. It also means “eye candy” but in the sense that the person is literally too pretty to do anything of any worth whatsoever. A few years ago I saw and heard the word “fapping” in Fa Ping and couldn’t get it out of my head. The movie came out before the word “fap” was created so obvs there’s no inspiration there, but given the “manly urges” Fa Ping gets I think it’s still a funny joke.

[@HereIAm247]

I love how Disney always put in some 'adult' jokes, lol! Thank you for telling. :)

[@killemwifkindness]

Now I can't get this new information out of my head... Especially the fapping one lol About the Ping tho, it never cross my mind that Mulan would use the word Ping 瓶(pot) instead of this Ping 平(Peace/Even) since it's not a common word for names. But the joke still stands because the Chinese also have word plays on words that sounds the same but has different meanings.

[@vaniaioane1530]

chronicxhippie 😂😂😂 thank you for this!

[@talic-os5899]

Not sure if the pun has layers, or just needs a lot of explaining to a different language. Still nice to know.

[@lenamichele6908]

@@talic-os5899 well, if the pun does have layers, I guess you could call it a punion.... I'm so sorry🤦😂

[@alienobrien]

This is literally Dylan getting protective of Mulan for 29 mins straight 😭😍

[@singwithAshley]

Dylan: “what guy holds his towel up that high??! No guy!” Next scene, creepy traitor looking dude is wearing his towel that high... take his man card!

[@Schneeeulenwetter]

Ashley Meade i thought the same

[@teentraveler1790]

Oh! I forgot about that.

[@efrainsantiago2811]

I do hold it that high :')

[@zzzcocopepe]

That's gay subtext. They are making the villain gay. Disney always does that.

[@milliaboo765]

*klaus hargreeves has entered the chat*

[@aryshatasnim]

"Oh he got fangs, he a vampire huh. You thought I was gonna make a Twilight reference didn't ya." MISDIRECT

[@kxena2913]

“Yo, war kinda dangerous.” - Dylan, 2019

[@TheKitkat4000]

Wise words

[@nicolinadarwood9340]

Watching again in 2022 when there’s another war…. Yeah it is mate😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@yashasvioswal1329]

Lmao how ironic

[@emsssc9265]

"The greatest gift of all was having you as a daughter" ALWAYS MAKES ME TEAR UP

[@heddaholberg6670]

“I’ve heard a great deal about you Fa Mulan” “What’s you hear?” “You stole your fathers armor” “Mhm” “Impersonated a solider” “Mhm” “deceived your commanding officer” “Umm yeah” “dishonored the Chinese army” “maybe” “Destroyed my palace” “Undoubtedly” “And you have saved us all” “WHAT I’M SAYING!!!”

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

For some reason when I read this I thought it was gonna have the McGonagal twist at the end like "have a biscuit Mulan"

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

Flipping- Flerken ..... yes.... _YES_

[@cokezeno2424]

yes, we watched the video

[@lildiamond7948]

*I thought this was gonna be one of those comments where you read it backwards... guess not-*

[@paige4964]

We should just have Dylan react to all of the Disney princess movies because honestly I’m living for this video

[@anima57]

me too. i clicked so fast on this, youtube hadnt even fully loaded

[@reynaspov]

YESSS pleeease

[@royalarmy2547]

YOU AND ME BOTH!!!😍

[@holi117]

Me too!!

[@hurrytoworry]

I wonder if he's seen Ghibli movies.. would be awesome to see him react to those

[@joaovictor_of]

Li Shang be like: "Phew, thought I was gay for a moment. Crisis subverted."

[@ktjenn6763]

TRUE 😭😭

[@secretninja247]

😂😂😂 maybe he’s bi

[@aisorymizy1580]

I so like how he falls in love with a MAN and just 'No I AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT"

[@6_checkmate_9]

Ya'll do realize that it was a bromance with ping and li Shang not a romantic but familial/emotional comradery, like actual armies today. It was only romance when mulan was pinning li Shang as ping and then reciprocated and morphed when her identity was revealed and their bond was mended able to grow over the events in the end of the movie, after, and finally solidified in the 2nd movie.

[@GeniTLK]

@@6_checkmate_9 or maybe he actually fancied ping because ping was a badass underdog who also happened to save his life

[@kenniejjie]

SHUT UP she's a blooming flower - Dylan Good gracious that cracks me up

[@Pendragon-zw6jl]

“Oh no, this looks like where Mufasa died...I don’t like this place.” 😂😂😂

[@katriamuse6158]

"Shut up. She's a flower blooming!" is now my response whenever I see a woman being disrespected.

[@criminokrimino5846]

Mulan is my favorite disney 'princess' because she is the most selfless. She joined the war knowing she was risking her life in more ways than one to save her father. She didn't do it because she was bloodthirsty or wanted to be a man, or to escape her responsibilities to her family. She did it for her awesome dad. That's a real heroine. edit: words

[@razkable]

shes basically a badass...like she didnt do it for a man's love or glory or even because her family pressured her to change her life in some way...she just chose to go herself..out of care for her father..thats deep as fuck

[@ambercotrone]

Crimino Krimino Belle did it to save her dad too

[@Mari-hb5do]

Crimino Krimino And tbh she wasn’t waiting for some ‘prince charming’ to have something done

[@m.b1564]

Mine is jasmine

[@uwoxiandrea6616]

RabbitLover4 Ever there’s many version of what actually happened when they discovered her, so that’s only one version

[@joannadzenowski6214]

I love that at the end of the song "a girl worth fighting for" they finally realize the real girl they should have been fighting for is the little girl who got slaughtered at the hands of the huns.

[@ArtemissSage]

The grandma is honestly the best character in Mulan. Just give me 90 minutes of her sass

[@jennifersmith2719]

Take a shot everytime Dylan says "dying father" nvm just the word "dying" in general

[@DeathOn3rdStreet]

This comment had me... *cue Dylan*

[@SeraidenAF]

..I don't wanna die from alcohol poisoning. D:

[@tmhsisters8364]

Dylan think mulan's father is dying for *28 minutes and thirty four seconds*

[@nothingbettertodo7398]

TMH SISTERS he’s not?

[@Kathbunny2]

@@nothingbettertodo7398 He just has leg problems lol.

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

Nothing Better to Do nah, he’s just old lol

[@Pumpkin_3890]

@@nothingbettertodo7398 (emo voice) isn't everyone?

[@rebeccahicks2392]

You left out my favorite moment: "Oooh, tough guy." ... "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it, with my shirt ON!"

[@CharisMarieTV]

Yes!!! Tangled. I know you said no recommendations but technically it was your suggestion, I’m just encouraging you.

[@juliag6126]

It's such a funny movie!

[@Elipachuau]

Yess, one of my favorite

[@Lunalulylu]

YESSSS

[@alexis.11035]

fully support

[@nuriapla572]

YAAAASSS

[@flawessgrace4604]

Mulan is the most badass and inspirational Disney Princess don’t even bother changing my mind

[@devonyjaden9497]

Not technically a princess, but I agree.

[@Bubu-tg6ul]

Tiana from the princess and the frog is also great

[@LudmilaRamirez7]

And Merida, don't forget Merida.

[@flawessgrace4604]

Bubu it’s Tiana but she’s badass as well. This is my list: 1.Mulan 2. Tiana 3. Merida 4. Moana 5. Pocahontas

[@flawessgrace4604]

Devony Jaden Disney advises her as a Disney Princess so I would say she is

[@cc95819]

Dylan: They need more kids China's one child policy: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@dacekundrate4391]

It was introduced only in 1979.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Is that still a thing? I swear I heard it got revoked

[@Fullmetal1890P]

It's two children now.

[@bb.yani1]

@@geekwithglasses2897 I think they did, they now have more males than females because of it.

[@wakeupandsmelltherain6351]

xXYana_Del_RayeXx yuup because everyone ditches the girls (example: me lol)

[@pia91]

Mulan's fathers "Illness" was "only" his bad leg, which doesn't kill him but would definitely kill him if he were to be recruited again, just fyi

[@scottcrow1416]

The grandma is my spirit animal, my life coach, and the person I aspire to be.

[@elieli2893]

Serriously me too :'D

[@HickoryDickory86]

Same! 👏

[@linuogu4299]

The grandma is goals. Like seriously, I wish everyone to be as lively and full of life as her at her presumably very old age

[@ikogarcia8122]

And they didn't even include her in the remake.

[@ActuallyAnanya]

@@ikogarcia8122uhhh the movie isn't even out yet

[@callousHeart]

Listing all the things she did: "You stole your father's armor," - *nods head* mmhmm "impersonated a soldier" -*nods head* mmHMm "Decived your commanding officer," - *nods head* eh..yea "Dishonored the Chinese army" -maybe "Destroyed my palace" - Undoubtedly "And..you have saved is all" -WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN

[@dbraafie73]

I love Ling's face in the shot as the Emperor lists all the things Mulan did, like: "Damn, it was bad, but you don't gotta be so harsh!" 😂

[@Ahonya666]

I always loved this line of the bad guy "The soldier of the mountains" not because he was fooled by Mulan, its because mongols had some female warriors too. Also...search for the history of Mulan..she was a general who leaded an entire army and she had varios victories

[@parkernagle54]

Araceli Pastoriza Fernandez it’s actually really unlikely she was actually real. The legend of mulan originally comes from a poem and there are many different variations of it. Nobody’s knows for sure if it’s real but because the poem is the only evidence we have and there is a lot of written history from ancient China most historians think the poem was fiction

[@Ahonya666]

@@parkernagle54 maybe...but sometimes legends comes from reality 😜

[@muhaddesachowdhury1001]

Did you get that from a tumblr post.

[@Ahonya666]

@@muhaddesachowdhury1001 Me? No.

[@mortomusic8072]

THEY ARENT MONGOLS THEY ARE THE HUNS. THE MONGOLS WERE LEAD BY GENGHIS KAHN. THE HUNS WERE LEAD BY ATTILA.

[@Sumyriaphantom]

This movie is beautiful. Funny, entertaining, heartfelt, epic, full of good/realistic relationships, and brimming with important messages about self actualization and true honor. It brings me to tears at many points. And then there's the live action....😬

[@serenlewis1038]

“He’s a good guy, he just wants to return the doll to the girl. That’s all he wants to do.”😂😂😂

[@wiktoria887]

"You tall bamboo stick" Julius you're the emperor of comebacks 😂

[@pazc8260]

"TWO ANIMALS? PLUS THE HORSE?" Are horses not animals Dylan???

[@Mimickolas]

honestly? no, they arent. theyre something else entirely.

[@sweetsugarhoneycandy5458]

@@Mimickolas Mammals? Or not?

[@kingkolbae1580]

The real question is. Are crickets animals?

[@montajedelespectador]

Arent a talking animals

[@misslazypanda4387]

no they are not. They are an entity that we have yet to discern

[@YungandRekless545]

I love how Mulan's motivation wasn't out of trying to prove herself, but a sense of duty. And in the end, everyone respected her for it.

[@reasonablyserious]

And in the end she finds a place, and does not want to change the world to her own liking.

[@beamt5130]

you had never seen Mulan????? diSHoNor oN yoU DYLAN dIshOnOr oN yOur Cow

[@bloopdaddy]

Is that health as ur pic? Rip

[@FireDrone23]

@@bloopdaddy No, it's death.

[@tamyramolson5141]

Best line 15/10

[@sendmemoneythanks]

Lol

[@TheCrayonMaster]

Right? haha!

[@emilydidanieli]

“she’s a woman, she’ll never be worth anything” dylan: laughs

[@bd3966]

I think he was more incredulous at the character, like a laugh of disbelief.

[@angelina6398]

@@bd3966 I agree. I laughed too because it sounds so ridiculous.

[@antereaw6178]

it's pretty funny though. I always laugh at that part lol.

[@alliemarie670]

Just watch, that line will be taken out of the movie in the future. Would not pass today lol

[@districtskz]

@@alliemarie670 No it was meant to be in the movie on purpose to show how sexist people were back then especially. I don't think they'll remove it because that's one of the main purposes of the movie.

[@essie.]

Dylan: _Cuts out the "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow" part._ Me: DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR CHANNEL, DISHONOR ON YOUR CAMERA.

[@dbraafie73]

"Dishonor on your camera" 😂😂 Love it!

[@luuuuux_]

What about his cheese? *DISHONOR ON HIS CHEESE*

[@essie.]

@@luuuuux_ *DISHONOR ON HIS SOUR PATCH KIDS*

[@luuuuux_]

@@essie. you mean *DISHONOR ON HIS SOUR PATCH TEENAGERS*

[@joannasotelo4886]

I think the last one should have been DISHONOR ON YOUR STATUE (AKA Julius)

[@commentaryslays4547]

fun fact, the voice actress for Mulan is the only person ever to complete the Disney Trifecta! Her name is Ming-na Wen and she was a Disney princess, a marvel character(in agents of shield) and a star wars character(in the mandalorian)

[@idia.o]

I love her so much in all 3 she is so cool

[@kuroyuki6254]

Mulan literally found herself a hubby without the matchmaker's supposedly necessary help

[@jlprizm]

And what a hubby 👍

[@Magic-on4et]

prob better than hubby she was gonna find for her too

[@violetnorwen8491]

And the hottest hubby ever(for 2D animation{Flynne Rider is King})

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

Not a lot of people know there was an alternate opening to the movie where the matchmaking was actually successful. Mulan was matched with Shang.😂

[@kuroyuki6254]

@@Tigerlilygurl1 That would have been so funny 😂

[@cutsie22]

"grown man watches mulan for first time" hold up "FIRST TIME?!" *dishonour on you, dishonour on your family, DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW*

[@chocolatedepresso4658]

🤣

[@gabia.575]

My boyfriend didn't watch either, so I had to fix it

[@Dave9596js]

Thought you were gonna say “GROWN MAN??” Instead 😂

[@ahleenah]

NO NOT THE COW

[@annejia5382]

Dishonor on your cricket. 😂

[@ammaarahjames9601]

Loll I love how Dylan randomly decided that Mulan's dad had some kind of disease and was dying 🤣

[@LorraineVirginie]

You know what's funny is Mulan only went to war to save her father, then Li dismisses her pretty early on, she could've just totally gone home and been like hey I'm back and you didn't have to go to war dad! Win win!

[@TC-ku4vv]

Hey family would've been dishonored and suffered for it. Then the father would've went anyway. A man was better off dying than being sent home in that time.