Grown Man Watches *THE LITTLE MERMAID*

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[@blaszaczka]

I'm still so confused bc Ariel was amazed by fork. Girl, your father has a trident, it's a giant fork, my God

[@BhlackBishop]

emphasis on little

[@bread6052]

Yeah Ariel’s dad had a HUGE fork. Eric got a SMALL fork. Ariel’s dad is daddy

[@celindaj.709]

HAHAHA LIT.

[@oliviahammond8820]

Actually Trident's only have three prongs forks have 4.

[@blaszaczka]

@@oliviahammond8820 threek 😂😂😂

[@Zoe-we5ki]

The movie: has a whole song about how they are sisters in the beginning Dylan: THEY’RE SISTERS!!?!?!!?

[@vittorfariass]

EXACTLY LOL

[@87leafar]

Yes same though.... 😁

[@kyliefries7224]

Dylan heard every song sung in the movie as Under the Sea though

[@Maria-hw1uq]

@@kyliefries7224 the only little mermaid song that matters

[@dani-jf7ms]

RIGHT LMAO

[@sparrowskeleton1831]

“Does he not remember how she looks?” Actually the film does this part cleverly. Because the sun was behind Ariel when Eric was waking up, her features look darker and the only thing he truly remembers is her voice. That’s why when Ursula disguises herself as a human woman, it’s a bit more believable that Vanessa is “the one” because she has dark hair with Ariel’s voice. I mean yeah, Eric is hypnotized so it wouldn’t matter at that point but still.

[@molly702]

Yes

[@yescaluvy1612]

Plus he was barely awake, could barely even open his eyes. That plus the sun making her features darker makes him not fully remember what Ariel looked like

[@janaloff]

daaamnnn disney is clever man

[@emmarichardson1272]

🤯🤯

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

Yeah, it's enough for me that he initially recognised Ariel, but then doubted himself when he found out she couldn't speak. Certainly a lot more believable than all the Cinderella-type movies where he spends hours with her and doesn't recognise her because her hair was different, or she was wearing a mask that covers like 30% of her face.

[@Jessistein88]

I never understood why Ariel didn’t just communicate with Eric by writing out the situation, obviously she knew how to write her name on Ursulas contract. 🤔

[@hnichole]

Wait, honestly, that's kind of a valid point ... what the heck, how have I never thought of this. I mean, Eric may not have believed her, but she could have at least tried, right? Or she could have come up with some fake background story or something ... then again, it's a Disney movie, so I'm probably overthinking this. 😂

[@Ace-pp7et]

Ariel is obviously not the brightest.

[@jamilavillanueva7356]

Ariel and Eric lives in two different world and Ariel probably expect/thought that prince eric can't read nor write.Ariel does not know a thing about people aside from her 'thing-in-a-mobs'

[@Unknownmillie137]

IKRR

[@jelliclelife]

I doubt Eric would've believed her

[@berenicefeliciano573]

Dylan: “I remember the villain” Also Dylan: “Her name is... MeDRuKulA...

[@Nagarath16]

He did say Ursula at 4:48 so he probably did knew all this time. You won't forget the name of your first cartoon crush anyway.. xD

[@hayle6964]

He got the 'ula' part of her name right tho 😂 quite an achievement for Dylan

[@Timothy_-ve2zp]

It sounds like he's trying to put Medusa and Dracula together

[@Laura-ql4mg]

Maybe he was remembering the villian from the 2nd movie, Ursala's sister, Morgana. It sounded kind of like a mash up of their 2 names

[@emmadrange5918]

i kinda belived him with that name XD

[@killerqueen6733]

Dylan: I'm gonna watch little mermaid for the plot the plot: *Ursula*

[@abbiedoodle__4523]

Medrucula

[@jachii18]

Do you mean Medrucula?!

[@killerqueen6733]

@@jachii18 ofc omg i miss spelled her name

[@ichmeiner4531]

The original story of the little mermaid is sooooooo much darker. When she gets legs it feels like her fishtail is cut in two, every step hurts her like she walks on glass and she watches powerless as her prince falls in love and marries another woman. Instead of just returning to the sea, being a slave to the witch, her contract says that if she's unable to gain the prince's heart, she'll dissolve. Not just die, but dissolve into seafoam. Which happens at the end.

[@Emmsies_OuO]

She's about to turn into sea foam when her sisters appear and give her a knife. They made a deal with the witch, gave her their hair and in exchange the little mermaid has an opportunity to become a mermaid again by stabbing the prince in the heart before sunrise. She takes the knife but loves the prince too much to kill him and throws the knife into the sea then jumps in herself, expecting to turn into foam. Instead she turns into a spirit of the air because of her selfless act of love and if she does 300 years of good deeds, her soul can go to heaven. It's fucking weird.

[@ichmeiner4531]

@@Emmsies_OuO wait, what? That's a totally different ending! I've read a version where her sisters get that knife, but she of course can't and won't kill the prince and then she dissolves to foam. But I've never heard the last part. Do you know by any chance from what book that version is? I know that pretty much all old tales have multiple versions, some only change minor details, some change whole parts, and it's really interesting to follow up, where those changes come from and why they were made. The version I know is from a fairytale book my parents read to me, a typical collection of tales, but the 'original' stories, not the cutesy Disney versions.

[@semolinalibra]

@@ichmeiner4531 that version is from Hans Christian Andersen’s version. I’m pretty sure they watched the anime movie (it’s on KZbin)

[@MothSalesman]

It’s in the original writer’s,Hans Christian Andersen, version. He wrote that mermaids live to 300, but have no afterlife. Humans have short lifespans, but get an afterlife/go to heaven. Ariel was offered an afterlife in Heaven for her selfless behavior if she does 300 years of good deeds.

[@claudiavittoria3918]

@@MothSalesman I've also heard a version once when she doesn't need to be good for 300 years, but as a spirit her job is to find a lot (I guess 300?) kids who are good and for each one her time as a spirit gets shorter. and instead for every bad kid she find she cries, and every tears adds 1 year to her years as a spirit

[@lanaarana6835]

no one: dylan: *explaining his kink for ursula* no one: dylan: *getting hyped about under the sea when it finally comes on* ursula: "don't forget your BODY LANGUAGE!" dylan: 🤔🥵🥵

[@sherlock7898]

I remember every part of this movie and when that song came up I was just waiting for Dylan’s reaction

[@osmanyousif7849]

He like them BIG, He like them CHUNKY.... He like them ROUND, He like them PLUMPY.....

[@tylerdillman6402]

I love that Ursula is based on a drag queen

[@SirKolass]

That's what I hate about him, he's more concerned about sexual crap than the actual stuff.

[@markeionabaker6793]

@@SirKolass That’s what you got out of this?

[@p0lyxena]

Misoa seeing this and realizing that Dylan asked for her Disney+ account so he could expose his unbridled lust for Ursula the sea witch to hundreds of thousands of people on the internet: 😦

[@maggiezhou2470]

madrucula*

[@andreamunoz6088]

Madrucula. Disney’s most iconic villain.

[@kal-zr6os]

@@AxxLAfriku muscle

[@mooncharock9053]

@@AxxLAfriku if your muscles are so heavy, go to ursula and trade them with your voice and become nice and light. Maybe then you'd stop spamming and self promoting your shit channel. I mean madrucula ofc. Ursula who idk her

[@shanilavi56]

I thought like:Dracula just in sea?

[@mikaelakaorizablonskiblanc8244]

its ursulla jaja

[@cold.raviolis]

For a second I really thought that was her american name

[@akatsukifangirl1908]

Dylan: This is a judgement free zone! Also Dylan: *fat shames a fish*

[@mollusckscramp4124]

I'm fkn crying bwahahaha

[@cindyxoxo3738]

Alternate title for this video: *Dylan simping for Ursula for 22 minutes straight*

[@nobutyesyetno8770]

*Mardrucula

[@lilybierema2290]

Minus an audible ad 😂😂😭😭

[@papayaa2514]

Dylan's criteria for the perfect disney prince: 1. Loves dogs 2. Plays an instrument 3. *Is a Prince*

[@ana-wo4ds]

+ bathtub in the sky hahah

[@maladyblue]

I'd say it's accurate for the perfect prince

[@vivivalley]

4. is dexterous

[@samthelion3925]

Which is funny since he himself is Flynn Rider and he isn't any of those things. (He becomes a prince technically when he marries Ariel, but he wasn't born one.)

[@justarandomnobody374]

Dylan: decided Eric is the best prince Eugene/Flynn: "a horrible decision really"

[@saraht5]

Yes I felt sad thinking he's let go of Eugene/Flynn

[@SasukeUchiha723]

Flynn isnt a prince from the start..... not technically

[@saraht5]

@@SasukeUchiha723 that's just a technicality. Also biologically *SPOILER ALERT* yes he is. And he is a Disney Prince.

[@anne.liese_]

also naveen

[@sofiamg318]

@@saraht5 biologically :0 ?

[@michaela4127]

Dylan: what a vision Old man: iSn’T sHe a ViSiOn Dylan: *A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H*

[@cookiemocher388]

Yeah

[@hollypendred]

Knowing that Dylan had a crush on Ursula and not Ariel eliminates all stereotypes like damn yes makes us larger women feel better about ourselves that we don't have to be skinny to be loved!

[@happysalt4857]

In Dylan’s brain, every song in “The Little Mermaid” is “Under The Sea”.

[@SUZUKI1777]

Can't blame him it's a catchy song

[@hazaqames8813]

Ariel: I wanna be where the people ar- Dylan: under the MUTHAFUCKIN sea is where you should be!!

[@tink6225]

@@SUZUKI1777 word, I used to jam that shit when there was no wifi I memorized all the lyrics and I was having the time of my life. I wish I was naive and gullible again

[@tashan6779]

hahahha

[@onnapnewo]

why did you just restate a joke from the video without adding anything to it?

[@charlietheb897]

Flashback to descendants: Dylan: *”Who would sleep with Ursula?”* 6 year old Dylan: *”I volunteer it’s tribute.”* 😂😂

[@Andrea-ys1gv]

By the looks of it he would volunteer now as well

[@velvetchoisan]

as tribute** sorry i had to 😬

[@giManruLez]

Plot twist: Uma is daughter of Ursula and Flynn Ryder A.k.a Dylan🤭

[@puckbryn3583]

I wouldn’t sleep with Ursula but I would sleep with Divine

[@itschika3493]

Everyone is like: Erik only want Ariel for her looks, cause he doesn’t get the chance to talk to her... But like Ariel fell in love without talking to him too 😂😭

[@yescaluvy1612]

True. And ppl were mad Ariel left her home and Eric didn't leave his, even though Ariel is the only one able to leave her home

[@itschika3493]

@@yescaluvy1612 lol poor Eric

[@Samanthalovesbooks]

I like the fact that he calls his friend and so calmly says “hi what is your Disney password.... I’m just trying to watch the Little Mermaid

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Friendship goals lmao

[@Samanthalovesbooks]

@@mollusckscramp4124 I know

[@chrisp.9385]

"Isn't he the perfect prince?" Flynn Ryder: *sad best prince noises*

[@sarakhan-pk7ko]

@Zayalla Fantasy but Flynn is a list prince himself tho.Its explained in tangled the series

[@lissah1103]

@Zayalla Fantasy Aladdin: *sad thief noises*

[@arshiiia]

😂😂

[@lemons6561]

flynn is not a prince, he is a lifestyle.

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

@@lissah1103 Lmao but Aladdin is def a prince. He wished for the Genie to make him a prince, not look like one :)

[@danaportnoy9153]

Madrucula. So like.. a mix of Maleficent, Dracula, and Ursula..? Dude, that’d be TERRIFYING.

[@emz9688]

And Medusa lol

[@mouseavery2028]

Terrifying and epic

[@-i_own_you_-]

Yeah

[@Sarah-mw2hi]

To be fair, the sequel villain's name is Morgana which does start with an M and is Ursula's sister

[@amberdawn6793]

Dylan not knowing the "villainous things" are called eels has been sending me the entire video hahaha bless him

[@CaleyWarrior101]

Same fun fact their names are types of shipwrecks. Kinda morbid actually

[@sonofdistress]

... but they are morays.

[@PlaceholderHistory]

Speaking of forks in hair, when my family went to Disney world we went to do the little mermaid ride and meet Ariel. My mother went to fix my sisters hair so she could take a picture with her- and then Ariel just goes “Oh, hang on!” And pulls out a comically large fork, which she combs my sisters hair with a couple times. Best gag.

[@khadijahhussain5627]

me: expecting to watch a wholesome disney movie dylan: Ursula lookin thicc

[@Getout634]

where's the lie tho 👀

[@ClaraMercury]

LMGSHSHD

[@alienchola]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@jungwons]

u mean madrucula

[@Emilykca12]

@@jungwons madrucula I’m dying

[@justbean77]

Dylan: *fat shames Flounder* Also Dylan: *super attracted to Ursula*

[@d.o.m.i.]

according to dylan, being a fat fish is bad, but being a fat HALF fish is 100% hot would hit that

[@carolinedybdahl3232]

like how would someone bring tentacles into the bedroom 😭😭 do they make squid ink lube is the question

[@ericaf3811]

@@carolinedybdahl3232 LMAO OH MY GOD

[@nathanliteroy9835]

Well, considering that Ursula is basically a drag queen (based on Divine), he fat shames children and wants to boink big men :)

[@justbean77]

@@d.o.m.i. 10/10 would hit lmao

[@michaela4127]

Ariel: daddy I love him! Dylan: 👁👄👁 *G A S P*

[@toxicsugarart2103]

I always felt really bad for Ariel on like a personal level when her dad destroyed her stuff. I get like really attached to objects like dolls and plushies, if anything happened to them I’d react the same. I’m crying into my Ariel plushie as we speak.

[@awkwardotter13]

I’m pretty sure it’s also a form of abuse for someone to destroy stuff like that

[@bluelagoon1980]

@@awkwardotter13 yes, it is one of the possible signs of emotionally abusive relationships.

[@sonofdistress]

i always found that horrible, too! like: zero excuse for this.

[@psychokinrazalon]

My mom once ripped up my Pokémon cards. 😕

[@Tinkvampbite89]

Says Medrucula repeatedly.... Gets turned on for one second: Says Ursula's name correctly. 😂😂😂

[@mymusic11525]

LMAOO I noticed that 🤣

[@laik_a_g6]

Did he even notice 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@lilypond5158]

The subconscious is awakened

[@abbywolffe4114]

Sebastian: That is a big mistake Dylan: biG miStaKe Sebastian: Look at the world around you Dylan: lOok at iT Sebastian: Right here on the ocean floor Dylan: oN tHe fLooR Sebastian: What more is you looking for Dylan: nOTHIIIIINg

[@shanikahdwyer2896]

Ursula and under the sea the only two things Dylan loved in the whole movie😅

[@lindseysquire8417]

@@shanikahdwyer2896 He was in love with Eric the whole time, too. He over here cheating on Flynn Rider.

[@victoriadawes9185]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shanikahdwyer2896]

@@lindseysquire8417 that is true

[@vekquenwet]

Lmao

[@joannabiemer8930]

17:43 Dylan: Marrying him doesn't benefit her [Ursula] at all. Eric: *is a prince of their nearby kingdom*

[@jynxy2485]

The fact that an attractive, level headed young man like Dylan is attracted to Ursula has made my day. Lol I remember growing up thinking guys didn't like bigger women.

[@EveFabJen]

Dylan not realising he said Ursula when he talked about his kink is a whole mood

[@michaylakimble7113]

Yesss 🤣 God, I love Dylan

[@anjieeee]

lmaoo

[@kay-uz5el]

4:47

[@rishat3952]

Oops

[@RayWhoops]

That’s how taken back into his childhood he was his subconscious knew it from all those fantasies

[@hshi8085]

I did not come here expecting to witness a man be sexually attracted to Ursula. Edit: Sorry, Medrucula

[@jackinabox93]

Lmao. I don't think anyone comes into things expecting that. Lol

[@tink6225]

at like 6 years old

[@Snick_Snake]

When I saw that he uploaded this I knew something fishy was going to happen

[@yafairy8159]

She's based off a drag queen. Disney villains were wicked because they got all the fun, non-straight quirks they couldn't give to their heros XD

[@hshi8085]

@@yafairy8159 honestly Dylan should see the original lol maybe he’ll want to try drag

[@bohgirl11]

9:14 "They're related? They're all sisters?" One of the first songs of the movie made it very clear they were "sisters", LOL. "We are the daughters of Triton." and "She's our sister, Arie- *GASP!!*"

[@bunnibrowni]

Quote of the day : "maybe it wasn't a phase maybe this is a lifestyle" Brilliant😂😂

[@jenniferhenriquez2554]

He was trying to say that he likes them big, he likes them chunky.

[@prettygay]

When I tell you, I laughed out loud

[@sibulelentsonkota7948]

That's a Madagascar line😂😂

[@melodymartinez59]

Moto moto...

[@katsukibakugo8199]

@@prettygay he likes em round, with somethin somethin 😏

[@The_Oracle444]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@yveIIe]

dylan: eric is the PERFECT disney prince flynn: welcome home cheater.

[@sarakhan-pk7ko]

@@keertanavinod he is actually.Its revealed in the tangled the series

[@anaguardado4514]

@@keertanavinod in the series they explain that he is a prince

[@sebbstree6519]

@@keertanavinod he actually is though by marrige AND in the series hes was confirmed to be a lost prince from another kingdom. but yeah I don't think Dylan knows that

[@isisaqui5288]

@Dulani Kannangara Disney crush right there

[@jungkookwillbethedeathofme]

Keertana Vinod through marriage he is

[@yescaluvy1612]

I've seen ppl say "Why did Ariel have to leave and not Eric?!?!" Eric seems to be the only one with access to the throne, and I assume that only ppl of the same bloodline can be prince/princess/king/queen. He has no one else who take the throne, meanwhile, Ariel has like a ton of sisters, so one of them could take the throne. Eric has no replacements, Ariel has many replacements. If they wanted the relationship to work, it makes sense that Ariel has to leave. Unless prince Eric has a brother I've never heard of

[@caitieknott7675]

+++ Ariel is the youngest so she'd not be able to inherit the throne unless ALL 6 of her sisters died randomly XD

[@ShinoriDelfrim]

@@caitieknott7675 Exactly XD She’s the youngest anyway

[@Colby_-ih2yd]

His "Under the C" joke at the beginning literally made me spit out my drink. It was so dumb and unexpected and hilarious.

[@jennyfan7144]

*Alternative title: Grown man simping for a cartoon octopus woman for 22 minutes*

[@chiaraspaghetti]

I love ur profile pic hihi

[@axelotlee_]

Dylan being turned on by Ursula is the funniest shit ive ever seen.

[@Someonedb43]

“When she goes a%# up like that IDK” had me💀

[@cutemissbubbly]

“What those tentacles do 😏” LMFAOO I HATE HIM

[@mettxl6608]

“What those tentacles do” got me dead bro

[@roshnigupta9914]

I was blushing on his behalf

[@avajones6835]

You know, in the broadway musical version of this, Ursula gets her own song. It’s basically about how she was allowed to rule her own side of the ocean for a bit, but was always jealous of what Triton got (apparently they’re related). But now that she’s exiled, she laments to her eels about how she wishes she could go back to being a powerful tyrant, scaring her subjects, and eating them sometimes too. Like a lot of the song is about being scary and cannibalism, it’s crazy. And eventually she comes to the decision to kidnap Ariel and use her to get her kingdom back. It’s a good song!

[@AngelLikesArt]

This is just Dylan crushing on medrucula and singing under the sea 😂

[@eugene5143]

Dylan’s taste in men be like: -loves dogs -is a prince THE PERFECT MAN

[@hgkmom2626]

Don’t forget “dexterous and good with ropes!”🤣

[@AnimeChan-MVs]

And plays an instrument

[@aliceandrade7164]

And also Flynn

[@Jesus-ij6yn]

don't forget bathroom in the sky

[@yamanibryant-mccray2243]

Facts

[@catalinareale]

I love that he was calling her “Medrucula” all the time, but when he was talking about his kink he just blatantly called her Ursula out of nowhere😂

[@angelinabuck7009]

Yes I was looking for this comment

[@Daniela-gr3tp]

Hahaha I know and then after that he realized her name was ursula and was shocked, I was like Bro you already said Ursula

[@celestethoms]

Freud would have a field day with that slip.

[@thgritic102]

His subconscious came out to correct him before being shoved back 🤣

[@victoriadawes9185]

I found it funny 😂 as well

[@Safae...]

17:48 "marrying him doesnt benefit him at all" A bit jealous dylan?

[@AlexanderValentines]

I love the story arcs in this video. Thinking it’s Medrukula Knowing it’s Ursula Being shocked that it’s actually Ursula

[@iPodMusician]

Notice how Dylan was calling her Madrucula, then her called her Ursala when talking about his kink, then called her Madeucula again 😂😓

[@timberslogs9096]

Oh shiz I just noticed😂😂

[@neivilde.1242]

Yeah i was like huh?!!!

[@mansik1579]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED IT

[@bunga8497]

yeah lol

[@oliviascott2995]

He probably recorded that part after but edited it back in earlier to make sense 😂

[@spicytofuu]

Dylan detailing his lifelong kink for Ursula was the last thing I expected... but like I'm not upset about it

[@tinniesealjiji]

He gives me villain underlins who actually in love with the villian

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

I was CRYING! 😂😂😂

[@beapinol9157]

i was so shocked i was just sitting there like 0_0

[@kayleeo2734]

i’m still laughing so hard at him being a lil flustered after he explained it 😂

[@serendestiny7574]

lmao this has the same energy as Cindy from readwithcindy discovering she is a furry x)

[@galaxyareis]

I love how Dylan says “MeDrUcUlA” the whole movie besides when he actually goes back to when he liked her when he was 9

[@seaflavoureddaisy]

No one: Literally no one: Dylan: MADRUCULA

[@macailabell]

This movie had everything: drama, violence, and the realization of a lifelong kink 😂

[@kittkatkitty1]

Why did I read this in Stefon voice😭

[@leilahussain9171]

@@kittkatkitty1 ME TOO

[@makaylarobinson2780]

He should watch euphoria but when he does he should watch all 8 episodes not just the first one

[@tink6225]

@@makaylarobinson2780 he should do a series

[@makaylarobinson2780]

Yeah

[@DZENITA.]

no one: dylan: uNDeR tHe SeA

[@joelle3273]

UnDeR tHe C

[@melea6769]

He should watch 2 and 3

[@Mira004]

If anyone’s bored check out my KZbin if you’d like to 🥺plz

[@newtons_lizard]

Oof in 7th grade we did this musical in drama and I was in the front during this song so I’m totally guilty too...

[@rapolasra934]

*everyone

[@yazzers7940]

Rest in Peace to the actress of Ursula she was amazing

[@michellemah2674]

8:54 Dylan's "Oh this is it! Splash! SPLAAAASH!" has the same energy as Jenny's "Show me the snakes. Show me the snakes. SNAAAAKES!"

[@Pirirun]

Dylan: "She's got sisters?" Dylan...They made a song about it right at the beginning...they all introduced themselves

[@nikagajdosova4313]

nobody: Dylan: there's a lot of booty shaking in this movie. That's alarming.

[@mangosorbet]

Nah, its Disney

[@amy8238]

Doesn’t matter how many times I rewatch this video, Dylan’s attraction to Ursula always makes me laugh😂❤

[@janed8785]

Idk if Dylan realizes that I judge him more for calling her Medrucula than for the fact that he's attracted to her

[@HyperWolf]

Honestly, same. 🤣

[@ephxphany2346]

but Medrucula sounds better tho

[@hannahchitty-finch7738]

Same here 😂

[@bluepurple5558]

He be simping for her.

[@eternyti]

Alternate title: Grown Man Sings Under The Sea & Exposes His Tentacle Kink For 22 Minutes

[@laboon344]

😂🤣

[@kaylaturner4095]

Not a single lie was told

[@aahimbored4368]

who's here watching the old little mermaid after watching the new one he just posted? 🦀

[@nobutyesyetno8770]

"Is the little part in the little mermaid talking about your brain?" BYE DLSLSKSLLSKSKLLLASKKLK

[@giManruLez]

Dylan: “Why would you trust anything that looks like that?” Also Dylan: Lusts over Ursula.

[@laboon344]

😆😆

[@theredneckprincessoftactic8176]

“sHe iS vEry GoRgEouS tO mE”

[@maximillian1109]

Lust does not equal trust. He knows she is evil, thats what turns him on.XD

[@giManruLez]

@@maximillian1109 Tru dat 😂. I’m just saying, I find it quite ironic how based on the sketchy looks of the eels he’s amused about Ariel trusting them, yet, at the same time he’s feeling all giddy while looking at Ursula.

[@username1327]

Nobody: Nobody at ALL: NOT A SINGLEE SOUL: Dylan: *Madrucula* Edit: Thank you SO MUCH for this many likes!! :D

[@puririiin]

RIGHT. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET *MADRUCULA* FROM 😭?

[@okayymegann]

@@puririiin I think he was thinking of Medusa and Ursula

[@echidna2936]

I love how at one point he accidentally said it right but then was still shocked later...

[@katiewright3309]

Medusa and Dracula combined?

[@zefiro6829]

Had me giggling whenever I thought of it.

[@amityislandchum]

I love seeing younger people discover just how dark Disney movies used to be. This is consistently rated as the best Disney Villain death.

[@sonofdistress]

yeh, that was brutal. but what i also thought is, that when i got this on VHS in 1990, the movie looked so much darker, and that was great for the atmosphere. you wouldnt recognize every single detail under the water. i literall just learnt what that thing was where the shark got stuck in. i loved the movie being so dark. HD isnt always good.

[@hannahcrossett3415]

The giggling about Ursula made my day

[@aureliaf-r9160]

the fact that dylan called her Medrucula for the first 4 minutes, said ursula while talking about his crush on her and then went back to calling her medrucula until a character said ursula

[@janaloff]

Right!? 😂😂😂

[@robin4919]

I noticed this too and then went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed as well hahah

[@jamirasingss6518]

i noticed that too

[@ipacklunches]

It's odd because he knew Ursula's name with out it even being mentioned in Descendants 2.

[@Yazz_my]

Kinda annoyed he faked not knowing the name for half the video lmao

[@katerinasmirnov9091]

Grown adult. Dylan: *UNDADASEA* Everyone: Sounds legit.

[@chloegoulden5094]

I...never thought about him turning into a merman instead of her turning human. That makes so much more sense.

[@desarielanders1336]

Dylan: "Flounder is a good friend knowing if she kiss him, he won't see her again, but still wants it for her" me: "Spoilers..Dylan.. She goes back into water, she can transform human back to a mermaid when stepping into the water with her daughter in the second one"

[@Cantmakeupmymindonaname]

But that came from her fathers powers not ursalas potion spell

[@dwale1860]

Dylan thirsting over Madrucula is something I didn't know I needed in life

[@ManInBlack1988]

😂

[@randirandolph8639]

@Chloe Hamilton that’s the joke 🙄😭

[@x3mslayer]

Triton has 7 daughters, like the 7 seas. Ariel is the red sea, because of her hair. Her mother is the Dead Sea.

[@ladykynthos]

:O

[@sunbee3665]

@@ladykynthos this was my exact reaction after reading this comment

[@jhart1127]

Sir......

[@yasminadebieche]

O 🥲

[@miracle21]

I- BYE

[@iamgroot9169]

appreciating this so much more after watching dylan's live action little mermaid reaction 😭😭😭

[@emily944]

15:08 “there’s a lot of booty shaking in this movie. It’s alarming” will never not kill me ☠️

[@amberthomasfilms]

No one: Absolutely no one: Dylan: “I’m scared and turned on the same time” 😂😂

[@laboon344]

🤣🤣

[@Mira004]

If anyone’s bored check out my KZbin if you’d like to 🥺plz

[@michellemitchell4849]

The fact that Dylan called Misoa for her Disney+ takes me out 😂😂

[@Misskanojojo]

Who is Misoa?

[@Busykian]

@@Misskanojojo go to his channel and watch a few more vids ;)

[@kimterest4376]

I was looking for this comment 💀

[@insertname193]

Misskanojojo just bow to the queen with the rest of us and don't question it

[@joelle3273]

G C amen

[@user-eo6ds8py6h]

Anyone here after the new Little Mermaid commentary to just be reminded of the original?

[@Blinkcanvas1898]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 19:26 I'm scared and turn on at the same time 🤣🤣🤣 i can't stop laughing.

[@hayai384]

Alternative title: Dylan getting turned on by Ursula for 22 minutes straight

[@jasmijnslot559]

Except for when she's crawling

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@jasmijnslot559 to be fair, that might be one of the most terrifying shots in cinematic history

[@angelinasophiakamaratou1205]

*Madrukula😂😂

[@jasmijnslot559]

@Olivia oh yes I am so sorry I must have forgotten the name

[@jadynjohnson-bowles1522]

No one: Literally No one: Dylan: what those tentacles do *licks lips*

[@julliet6162]

What's the time stamp 😭😭😭

[@tastycake_]

@@julliet6162 5:48

[@haleyann7702]

He didn't even lick his lips tf😂

[@monkeys3890]

9:32 he be vibing

[@monkeys3890]

From that time keep watching

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

I just realized that it was Misoa on that call LOL

[@Azire]

Someone : "the little mermaid's villain is named Ursula." Me, an intellectual : *Madrucula*

[@bluedreamasmr4339]

was not expecting Dylan to have the hots for ursula, this video was a lot different than i thought lol

[@davidhall2690]

Madrucula* FTFY

[@alexandramaldonado4184]

LMFAO

[@naveena921]

did you WATCH his descendants review

[@wuramkesvfx]

Lol. Knowing Dylan, i fully expected it 😂he always roots for the villains

[@jellioni]

Lol wasn’t at all surprised he said judgement free I was like I already know where this is going

[@staceyteves5842]

For everyone dissing on Ariel for not writing to Eric to communicate, let me defend my queen. Ariel probably spoke a different language. Obviously the movie is in english but sometimes Disney does that so that us the viewers can understand. The greatest example is Tarzan, when Tarzan talks to his Gorilla family without humans around, it's in English. But when Jane and other humans are around, Tarzan is communicating to the gorillas a different way. In other words, you could imply that she wrote her name on the contract in a mermaid language but it was animated in english so that we can all get what she did. So if she writes to him, it might be in a mermaid language anyway. Ariel is my freakin queen I will defend her til I die. The faulty part of my theory is how does she understand what they're saying. I'd like to think that it was her trying to read Eric's body language as Ursula suggested. Typically you would know if someone was asking a question, especially with Eric's emphasized confusion. I know I'm being THAT person but Ariel is literally my QUEEN. I've loved her since I saw her.

[@awkwardotter13]

Also IRL (in real life) I know a lot of people who just know how to write/sign their name for legal documents and such but can’t write much else

[@hamiltonv1]

8:15 Dylan, you had me at “GOOD IN THE BEDROOM(?)” 😂😏

[@caitlynh7036]

Dylan simping for Ursula feels wrong yet so right in a way

[@treajanemillard]

I knoowww

[@carterellis5609]

lmao so true

[@Emma-yz9hi]

Dylan really said “who put his fishing rod in that octopussy” in his descendants reaction like he wouldn’t have.

[@estilevy2618]

Oh my god i died 😂😂😂

[@manalkasmi7310]

ive been laughing at this for a whole minute 😭😭😂😂😂

[@wuramkesvfx]

💀💀💀i have perished from laughter

[@mistymane52]

Dylan “is he no the perfect prince?” Me who’s always had a crush on Eric. “Riiiiiight????”

[@hijabiloser313]

i love how Dylan is just straight up vibing when under the sea comes on

[@Kae1322]

"Is he not the best Disney prince so far" Flynn Ryder: "......am I a joke to you"

[@sexieneyou5157]

Flynn isn't a prince

[@zoesmith12]

@@sexieneyou5157 he is. rapunzel is the princess, and her and flynn got married

[@ari-san19]

@@sexieneyou5157 he is

[@sexieneyou5157]

@@ari-san19 ok

[@beatrizbravedelapena4668]

@Kari's World Gaming I should've watched the next season. I just finished season 1 😖

[@savannahwestover2538]

“Medrucla” 😂😂 All I’m picturing is a cross between Medusa and Dracula

[@phoebusapollo8365]

The horror....

[@savannahwestover2538]

@@phoebusapollo8365 Got that right

[@aubryellaotero1064]

From what I remember about that old little mermaid show is that they were the first cartoon show on TV to have a deaf character, she was a mermaid that they animated actual ASL for!

[@samanthagoralski1353]

Dylan you need to do the live action next ❤

[@CrystalEyez53]

Dylan: Although damn, if she [Ursula] goes ass up like that, I don’t know, maybe it wasn’t a phase. Audible: 👁👄👁

[@melissabarco4331]

This is going to be the cheesiest comment ever but I literally just had the worst day and you kept me smiling for 22 minutes thank u🥺

[@thesa7850]

hope u have a better day🥺

[@melissabarco4331]

@@thesa7850 aww thank u🥺 hope you have a good day too

[@sthandwasami5440]

brooo😩😩😩😩 you have no idea how much i can relate Dylan is honestly the best pick me up

[@lemon_3612]

Same he made me feel so much better

[@afnan3135]

Omg me too, i had two exams with a stomachache and back pain.

[@andreisymedina6929]

Nothing is more healing than watching the little mermaid with a grown man haha I love these reactions

[@aleksandrasialtsis4382]

Dylan was REALLY enjoying "Under the Sea". I couldn't help but smile to myself.

[@aliciasalstrom426]

Dylan: *likes Ursula* Me: *looks like Ursula* “So you’re saying there’s a chance?”

[@crispyliza7050]

you have purple skin and tentacles? damn

[@malihafairuz1290]

@@crispyliza7050 lmao

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

damn you have purple skin?

[@dawnmarie9715]

Girl Same... same...

[@pulpted9937]

You gotta pass queen misoa first lol