GTA 5 Speedrun, but everything's launched every 10 seconds

[@DougDoug]

Finally it's here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/onaYhmWaZtibeK8

[@uniform4047]

True

[@joseignacioespinosa69]

Finally it's here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/onaYhmWaZtibeK8

[@453braxton]

Oh no they got him too

[@GoodTato]

Finally it's here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/onaYhmWaZtibeK8

[@galaxypancakesowo999]

YESSSS

[@tectiva6126]

I like that Doug keeps trying to understand twitch chat. There is no "why" to twitch chat. Twitch chat just is. They're doing puns because puns are the thing they want to do today. They're just a chaotic entity.

[@isaachester8475]

“Some men can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

[@aaaaanotthebees]

@violetie🔘 Youngboy is your idol??

[@TheStickCollector]

Chaotic neutral

[@RandoGrunt]

We make the tricky puns because we love to see the voice commands spawning additional chaos, even if that's not the name of the game in this video lol. *SPAWNING CHEESE*

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@aaaaanotthebees who’s young boy

[@ABitDistant]

Man if I had a nickel every time chat brings Doug to the brink of insanity, I’d be filthy rich

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

Just waiting for his full transformation into Jerma at this point tbh

[@wordfr]

@@thewolfofthestars1847 fair

[@youraveragetea1480]

You would be 66666667 jeff bezoes

[@thraexgladiator]

If I had a nickel for every time a King died by hitting their head on a door frame, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t very much, but it’s strange that it happened twice.

[@Tenebris-]

If in joying Doug’s torment is a crime, then I’m the most guilty person ever (I’m a sadist [I don’t get turned on by people’s mental and physical pain,I just love seeing them in pain])

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I love how Dougs streams always go horrifically off track, no matter how simple they are

[@Skillfullfilms89]

It's glorious

[@youngscoller]

doug could probably just make a stream about cooking toast and it'll devolve into twitch chat learning how to drive

[@yuki97kira]

Like the getaway car

[@dancingllama2392]

We can trust chat to help with that.

[@snapees]

“Before the getaway car, gets away” had me floored. Well done.

[@HalfbreedTrini]

No pun intended

[@UnableToucan]

Glad someone else caught that. Doug is the master of witty small remarks

[@Flitch300]

I didn't catch that! (I don't think so anyway.) 😂

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This popped up JUST as he said it! It knows!😂

[@capybara2515]

@@UnableToucan Guess you could call it a pun..

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Nice that Doug is speedrunning a game that doesn’t let him horse tilt to get everywhere!

[@goblin7480]

doesn’t need to horse tilt when he’s already being flung everywhere without needing to do anything!

[@Ht9ehtoom]

he doesn't have a problem, he can stop whenever he wants.

[@ragewireloki6213]

He might find something else thats just as addicting to him.

[@bretaylor9612]

Yes

[@zilverzeven]

Well i mean the horse tilting can get you really relaxed and calm

[@JacobKealohi]

Twitch chat turning DougDoug's speedrun into a comedy club halfway through the stream in a matter of seconds is definitely something Twitch chat would do.

[@CrazyMan31000]

There once was a streamer that had an incompetent twitch chat, who loved making puns. When said streamer began his stream that day, he basically Dug-Dug his own grave

[@BatteryPoweredGorillas]

* applause stock sound *

[@mushroomduck1345]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@The-EJ-Factor]

*applause*

[@thomasgarza9614]

Doug dug his own grave😔

[@draglorr5578]

That is freaking great

[@Rysussybaka]

Sometimes people make puns accidentally, and when others ask them if they meant to do it, they respond *"Nope unintended"*

[@dinterdos]

*APPLAUSE*

[@WTFMANify]

God damn it. I had to look at this for 30 seconds before I got it

[@Angel_4574]

Take this medal 🏅 👏

[@OreganoParsley]

LMAOOOOOO

[@penguinoverlord9994]

What’s the joke?

[@J_Tevo]

The devolution of puns was just perfect.

[@dinterdos]

No pun in ten did.

[@neuropathical]

jeff bezos no pun intended

[@joshcooper3035]

I’m glad this one didn’t go off the rails that last part with the train really kept it on track

[@The-EJ-Factor]

*APPLAUSE*

[@wieldylattice3015]

Well that’s because everyone involved was *well trained*

[@KingKoopsterr]

They also had a lot of steam going through them in order to chug along like a locomotive. Their training really did pay off, as Doug felt very expressive the whole time.

[@danieltitus26]

Im really glad Doug has been doing more speedrunning content lately, these videos are probably some of my favorites.

[@likeapro4242]

These types of videos are number two for me. My favorites are the one where Twitch controls mods. They’re just so chaotic, it’s hysterical

[@CM-ss5pe]

Your comment is so normal and wholesome, that I'm losing my mind thinking there must be a pun hidden in there...

[@thedank6849]

6:36 Twitch chat has evolved so much i wouldnt be surprised if they intentionally timed the track such that the laughs would get louder when doug was launched into the air

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

A+ as usual douglas. its good to see someone else on youtube who truly cares about education. and puns

[@BlazingJ972]

Finally it's here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@semisemicoloncolon]

hey professor can I get an extension on that paper due tomorrow

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@Gray Man 🅥 *kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGGlppmArtZksKM* Finally it’s here.

[@-.-...---7]

​@@homedecore3073 Decorate these balls

[@1800JokesOnYou]

Doug's true nightmare is he's trying to do a challenge in GTAV but every time chat gets Doug to say "like" twitch chat beats a level in Mario maker then when Doug tries to beat a level he is teleported to Tahiti.

[@gorticus]

And twitch chat is making puns nonstop

[@j.t.1280]

Doug, if only you taught literally all of my classes then maybe I'd get a good grade for once

[@AllDenmarkIsAPrison]

@our hero that ain't no youtube link

[@j.t.1280]

@@AllDenmarkIsAPrison it actually is a youtube link suprise suprise, it's a way of shortening the URL so you can paste it to places with less characters. Granted, it 100% looks like a scam link

[@brickyboy7555]

true

[@killfected7309]

@Depp you are literally an bot so shut up

[@knight764]

"in this class, we solve problems that no one has. Pages 227-274 is chapter 13 where you learn how to program a basic AI that solves a math problem. The speedrun for this is 8m and 45 seconds, but with this mod, twitch chat can type on your computer every 10 seconds. anyone who beats the world record gets 100 gifted. Also, i'm letting a goat into the classroom."

[@jarlsunshot5542]

Okay so I know a lot of this was just puns, but Dougs chat is genuinely so funny, and the donations almost always add something to the stream with the messages!!

[@MangroveLord]

@@homedecore3073 sweet

[@rosiered6712]

This was such a fun stream, By the way have a pun: Scientists got tired of watching the world turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day

[@BatteryPoweredGorillas]

You could even say that the world is atturneying around

[@FishwicksREAL]

@@BatteryPoweredGorillas what the hell is even that?

[@gilbertbeilschmidt4129]

@@FishwicksREAL What hell even that is?

[@FishwicksREAL]

@@gilbertbeilschmidt4129 even the hell is what that?

[@kiritogaming5876]

@@FishwicksREAL what the hell is even that?

[@TheTrueCowKing]

Everything flying around at 6:10 while someone makes a calculus pun is like something out of one of my dreams

[@Fredsterface]

Love the consistent uploaded schedule

[@wrabbit404]

@its nice knowin ya aint clicking no link in a youtube comment ahaha fuck that shit

[@jacobfuc827]

I love the way he's really inovating the culture of GTA competitive/Speedrun communities he's always has the wr for the categories

[@karldubois5821]

Dougdoug's twitch chat is possibly the most unhinged group of people i've ever seen The fact that I share the same earth as them terrifies me. They could be anywhere, and I wouldn't know the difference

[@EmperorZ19]

I'd love to see Doug try some challenges like this with an older Rockstar game, when missions were more loosely scripted and you didn't fail from things like "The route was abandonded"

[@Duane57557]

Always a good day when the one and only “Diablo The Cheater” uploads!

[@kalebdoesstuff5648]

I like how that random car just drove so smoothly in front of him like “So, uh… wanna get away in me? ;)” 2:42

[@thegirlofmanyfandoms99]

Transformers be like

[@thepearled0120]

4:37 "This legitimately might have been the slowest anyone has ever beaten the first mission of the game." DarkViperAU's Pacifist run: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@TheEvilStranger]

was looking for this

[@TypoName]

@@TheEvilStranger same 😂😂

[@doublemonkey4833]

As soon as he said it I came looking for this comment. XD

[@Nixahma]

With the new "Classroom" and "Dorm room" formats I have to say the concept of twitch chat and Doug together in the dorm room makes me inexplicably happy, like some sort of weird liminal space frat party

[@sloyjyn7810]

I just love that i watched part of this on DougDougDougDoug and i know all the pain seems so much less bad here.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

Everyday he challenges himself with the impossible… and makes it possible. I have the utmost respect for him.

[@newtybot]

Lamar getting flung into the car flying at him into the wall at 16:55 is some of the most incredible timing I’ve ever seen

[@lrgogo1517]

There are so many things to discuss about the fling executed at 6:45. - Trevor goes airborne by being flung at a car momentarily tilted like a ramp from crashing into another car that was flung into *it* - His body takes multiple seconds to react to this change, like a more extreme version of a toon walking on air - The laugh track that was played in response to a previous joke suddenly flares up as if reacting to the gameplay - Trevor just _barely_ lands on top of a building - instead of breaking his bones, he does a goofy tripping-backwards animation (possibly due to awkward collision with raised edge of the building? idk how gta works) and causally dusts his pants… - while a second fling event causes more wacky chaos behind him This is isn’t your average instance of mod insanity. It’s as if several powers that be worked to raise the mere act of “video game character goes flying really fast” into an art form 👌

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

Trevor? That’s Franklin.

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

Still funny tho.

[@manguymanfellaman]

This is a certified DogDog moment.

[@pratham6412]

No this is a certified dougdougdoug moment

[@salmonellq2981]

it's a doggy dog world 😔

[@ismayonez6865]

Now that was a certified DogHole moment

[@uncolored2060]

DogDough

[@illCMAC]

"That's not a pun. Those are just normal human words." I love you Doug never change

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

I love these videos because there’s always two things going on. You have the main challenge, and then you have the random chat nonsense, whether it be poob/ploob, puns, or bat circumcisions.

[@Slimurgical]

My favorite part is when the force accelerates him past franklin, franklin literally speeds up 3x faster than parts can go on his track, so not only is it geared to be impossible to pass him in normal gameplay, but his speed along his track is based on yours no matter how high it goes.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Yes, It's called "Rubberbanding". Rockstar uses it a lot.

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@@Swordsoulreaver ok now your just stretching things beyond belief. Don't keep us in suspense for what Rockstar really does here?

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat If you pass a scripted vehicle you aren't supposed to pass, or even just get close to passing it, the scripted vehicle will infinitely speed up until its ahead of you again. Since its scripted it'll also push anything out of its way with no resistance, usually including the player.

[@isaachester8475]

Doug, I just want to say, even with such a difficult challenge, you played really well. You were on fire!

[@agzzradface3113]

Look for anyone who's divorced

[@mgtvproductions4628]

Between battling 2 speeding tickets, paying off attorneys, dealing with exams and two broken down cars, your uploads are the only thing pulling me through man. I appreciate it!

[@Hadvar]

Stick with it bud, you can do this

[@garrettord3304]

I laughed out loud at that not-a-pun genuine fact at 15:32

[@Absurd-Covenant]

6:29 Bro turned into ghostrider

[@IshowSongNames]

Lolll

[@Michael.Darling]

This video doesn't do justice to just how insane the puns got for a while haha almost 4 hours of slowly watching Doug lose his sanity. Definitely go watch the VOD. With each checkpoint/mission seemingly getting harder and harder, and Twitch chat getting more and more punny, it was a wild ride to be there for it.

[@AltGrl]

Please tell me this is part 1! Even if it isn't, DD did a legendary job enduring the mod and Twitch chat. I was expecting with all the screenshots that DD's computer would crash and burn. No pun intended 😉

[@Dormintonn]

2:27 -"Do not fly away, stay right here" **epically flies away**

[@mustard_96]

Me: he’s done so many GTAV videos, there’s no way he can still make this game interesting DougDoug:

[@NoriakiRyuji]

"what kind of maniac puts a train on fucking train tracks" is my new favorite bit of audience participation

[@sethgessner5811]

17:28 funniest part of the whole video lmfao

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

The thing is Doug is really entertaining, but Twitch chat is even more so. Put them together and you have something beautiful.

[@aubreyholdinggun]

16:24 UNIRONICALLY EPIC ENTRANCE

[@Deuce_and_a_half]

Doug and his community are some of the funniest people to me, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

[@AssasinUnderCover]

Watching the stream of this was like watching doug's descent into insanity, it was rough.

[@PJBloop]

Insanity is an understatement

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I was just thinking about that time DougDoug got addicted to his own demise in Donkey Kong Country. Then he posts!

[@technoeevee6969]

These Puns are really starting to Drag On.

[@PJBloop]

Spawning dragon

[@FuryJack07]

@@PJBloop Y E S

[@uncolored2060]

@@PJBloop spawning 10 dragons

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I just wanna say, i watched the full stream a long time ago, right when it went up on the VOD Channel and it's definitely worth the watch to me, watching DogDog Butter slowly lose his mind over the course of 4 and a half hours is on another level, it truly is.

[@mr.clementin3782]

13:05 A man meets a woman who has a banana in her ear. He says to her "Excuse me madam, but do you know you have a banana in your ear?". She answers "Can you speak louder please, I have a banana in my ear".

[@goldfishkidnapper3549]

Bruh this is probably the only thing that makes me cry from laughter

[@inciaradible7144]

Well, this sure was a punderful experience.

[@henrysphone6364]

Dont. Please

[@wieldylattice3015]

@Henry’s Phone you just don’t *punderstand*

[@aaaaanotthebees]

Doug made a grave error at 12:39 by taking screenshots away from chat. Now they have nothing left to lose

[@anzaveris]

Glad to see you're recovering from your horsetilt problem. I know its a hard road, but its a road we're all here to support you on!

[@youngthinker1]

Doug. We are here for you. You can beat this. Get off the horse. No more tilt.

[@OddGamerCA]

I’m liking this new format because now uploads will be more consistent

[@lordrj4203]

2:52 Before the "Get away" car gets away 🤣

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

Twitch chat is the live studio audience and Doug is the only actor in a large casted sitcom with audience interaction

[@Aeronizor]

The longest time someone has spent on Prologue is DarkViperAU with over 6 hours doing his Pacifist% challenge

[@shabath]

Is that why he wasn't even the first to beat pacifist?

[@kirby1225]

@@shabathHe was first to do pacifist, not One Hit KO.

[@shabath]

@@kirby1225 He might have deleted the video, but he made a video in which he seethes that someone beat full pacifist (not segmented) before him, "stole it from him" and bragged about it in his face.

[@kirby1225]

@@shabath I am almost certain it's OHKO that someone beat before him. Pacifist was finished a long long time ago. It was editing that took the time.

[@shabath]

@@kirby1225 That is possible, maybe I'm misremembering it.

[@tobak952]

6:01 "im gonna steal this guys car... im gonna steal THIS GUYS car... im GONNA steal this guys car..."

[@jcoombes7528]

14:20 that driver was out for blood

[@BlooperyDoopery]

Literally a-train

[@ddflame286]

I love how twitch chat's comedy night was given as much focus as it was in this video, since that's my most dominant memory of this stream (along with this challenge being so hard we had to give up after a few missions 😄)

[@ThymeHere]

You always make such great and funny content! Incredible content!

[@furriver]

While Doug is trying really hard to lose the cops, the Chinese are invading Twitch chat at 3:54

[@CibuYT]

I live in a city with absolutely no jokes or anything like that, called Tandeed, so that was a refreshing video. Again, no pun in Tandeed.

[@hatred9427]

I loved how DougDoug treated Twitch Chat like they are little kids. "I let them take screenshots as long as they didn't say any more puns."

[@casualfilth2241]

The biggest hurdle in this challenge were definitly the puns... So what do you call a man with a shovel? Doug "Doug is a cool guy. I dig Doug."- *DougDoug* probably

[@Sanelora1]

This is easily one of the best streams I’ve ever watched and the summary video is equally hilarious

[@Firestar4041]

"We need to do it fast enogh, before the getaway car getsaway." Is such a good line, i wish more movie plots had that bit

[@andresgutierrez7542]

Your “solve problems that no one has” intro stays one of the many reasons im so invested in the dougdoug lore

[@ABitDistant]

While Doug was speedrunning GTA, chat was speedrunning Doug’s sanity. …No pun intended

[@FishwicksREAL]

No pun, sorry.

[@calebthomas6590]

I’m LOVING all the uploads Doug! I’ve fallen deep in the dog hole since the first day I watched your video

[@azumag4432]

The funniest thing I saw this entire month...Loved the puns even if I didn't get like 40% of them because I don't know english good enough... Ty for 18:47 of pure entertainment!

[@Mr_Fish10]

I hope you learn more soon so you can appreciate 100% of this pun fest.

[@RequiemMasses]

11:25 loves how he gives up and follows a cat, catnt blame him i also love cats

[@MawDaws]

“I want to go to the moon when i older!” “Why wait?”

[@FlipFloppinGamer]

I love how you’ve got the side story of whatever it was that doug was doing, but you also have the main story of twitch chat telling puns.

[@IntensePeppers]

10:26 one of the best puns I've ever heard

[@rayelena17]

my heart fills with joy listening to the tea time music from professor layton playing in the background at the beginning

[@deiondre0]

0:44 Mission Failed: Brad died Wait a minute...

[@kingyeti1136]

I love how whenever this type of stuff happens Doug just gives up on the game and goes with Twitch chat.

[@thedragonflytapes5727]

Thanks Doug, loved the video! No pun intended.

[@KnightOfThe_Onion]

Content like this is genuinely entertaining. Thanks for making my day as always, Doug!

[@TaggedByTim]

15:13 is my ringtone. So imagine my surprise watching this on my phone wondering how it was ringing with no one calling me.

[@icycrusader1947]

Whats the song called?

[@TaggedByTim]

@@icycrusader1947 Roaming The Wastes- Xenoblade Chronicles 2

[@icycrusader1947]

@@TaggedByTim Many Thanks.

[@paulwillard4886]

Having one of each video type uploaded back to back like this, I can honestly say that I'm just happy you're making content and would watch regardless

[@Nayr090]

I'm not even paying attention to the run, I'm just listening and pausing to listen to all the puns 😂

[@FriendlyKat]

8:44 The timing of the dying and the punch line is amazing. 13:33 The cut after the pun was brilliant.

[@TeeJayRivers]

"I offered to let twitch chat take screen shots every 15 minutes as long as they would stop saying puns." 9:41 Twitch chat: "I am altering the deal, pray that I do not alter it further"

[@xtheidiot]

your videos never fail to amuse me. thank you for the awesome content and twitch chat

[@boodstain]

Doug’s videos are both chaotic yet informative on the most absurd topics and challenges but I am here for them every time.

[@onlysmiles4949]

16:30 That was an incredible rollercoaster of emotions

[@brionbark]

Doug tried to speedrun this without twitch chat making puns. No pun in ten did.

[@Jassifrickanation]

Doug's chat is so ridiculous. It's like he's running a daycare and he's trying so hard to keep them from spending all their money or continually warp him to Tahiti.

[@ikarugatheseriousninja6128]

Someone have the music at the end, it's epic and fit for the adventure dougdoug went through.

[@GoldGaming-plus454]

i just want to say, Im addicted to braker fluid, its ok... because i can stop at anytime

[@ZZcomic]

I attempted this challenge and the closest I got was literally the first bridge in Vespucci and my finish line was the middle bridge.

[@FluffyGamer2005Ed]

For those of you wondering what the music was with the Cello, it is “Maiden Voyage” it’s from Sea of Thieves!

[@razorback8300]

3:29 “ we are getting there “ - Trevor

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

I honestly love how the chat is basically a character in and of itself. Is this community where all the improv comedians hang out, because everyone knows how to escalate and "yes, and..."