GTA Online trailer, but it's 2020

[@marlonoswald551]

trailer: "a wide variety of vehicles" reality: "Opressor Mk2"

[@kujrsa]

Also Hydra, Deluxo, Insurgent, and many more

[@jacquestaljaard6644]

Also submarines with guided missiles

[@bruhism173]

Idk about y'all but I make stuka dive bombers a threat to people in gta online

[@marlonoswald551]

@@bruhism173 A true hero

[@bruhism173]

@@marlonoswald551 I am no hero I just do what needs to be done and that's pin point accuracy dive bombing players.

[@LoneWolf-ns8vm]

Make friends and enemies online: 100% Enemies 0% Friends

[@sikito2541]

Ive met 3 great lads in online. There’s still a little hope Edit: now 5!

[@capybara9521]

@@sikito2541 Simp ?

[@sikito2541]

@@capybara9521 ayo?? I have't got a gf lmao. Im just a chill lad, who met some chill lads mate

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

I had a crew of about 6 of my friends but we all played in invite only seasons...but that was 4 years ago now

[@sikito2541]

@@SAMPLETEXT285 F

[@niyazshkl9584]

This should be the first cut scene every new player sees when they log into gta online for the first time

[@maksymalnybul6145]

No it should be seen before we buy it

[@niyazshkl9584]

@@maksymalnybul6145 lol but this trailer only works for gta online not story mode

[@maksymalnybul6145]

@@niyazshkl9584 i know a lot of people who did not even try story mode

[@djonatangray6895]

@@maksymalnybul6145 unfortunately this is true!)

[@maksymalnybul6145]

@@djonatangray6895 But it justifies popularity of GTA v. It's like After GTA v has been released all players who love online mode in games got into the series xD

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

"Just because you have the power to kill everything that moves in GTA Online doesn't mean you have to." - George Washington (1069 B.C)

[@magantatelevision]

"oppressor go brrrr" -All child playing gta(2021)

[@robertdarcy6210]

He didn't say that

[@magantatelevision]

@@robertdarcy6210 thanks captain obvious -_-

[@szocikplayerpl9544]

@@robertdarcy6210 i love you Robert - no one never

[@dreytonstrickland6302]

@@robertdarcy6210 factual statement

[@youngdizzstomach2093]

I remember when it was “let’s race at the airport” the simple days

[@eriklazo5499]

man it's going to be rough on the new players since now they have to deal with opresors guide missles and lets not forget the modders

[@MrRed_2205]

GTA 4 anyone?

[@polera23]

@@MrRed_2205 Best game ever

[@TimpanKanava]

"Let's storm the military base and steal a jet"

[@saucyonions_6115]

@@TimpanKanava I remember when my now 17 year old brother got this game when he was 14, which is just insane considering that the game has been out for that long with no end in sight but i remember whenever his friends couldn't go to our house we would just play online and see what wacky shit we could get up to and it was so fun. We also got an 8 man squad of his friends and i was just watching from behind him as they all took off towards that little jump that you can do on the right side of the highway and i heard in his mic everyone screaming "LETS GOO" and it sounded so fun to them. But Now The "GtA eXpErIence" is buying a flying bike with your moms credit card then going on a power trip blowing up everyone in sight....

[@Blap7]

"The freedom of the Grand Theft Auto Experience" *Gets Caged*

[@bruhism173]

*laughs in 60-11 ratio against level 8000 with no visible body and only a head with modded helmet* also laughs in heavy sniper

[@rencecs6720]

*laughs in 1B rich no lifer modder playing gta for 7 years,is a good guy despite being a modder,kills 10yo kids with their flying gay bikes,gives people cash and lets them borrow their car*

[@Chillwave6]

*laughs in dropping cash to players, then players get blamed for modded cash and get millions wiped off their characters*

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Laughs in failed to connect to session

[@maxime6574]

Laughs in a tryhard hunter that get accused of modding when beating the griefers and tryhards.

[@gxxz666]

_"There are 2 GTA, GTA before opressor and GTA after opressor."_ - Some guy (XIV - XV)

[@billisultan6224]

People complain too much about oppressors. True that it's unrealistic and can be annoying. But this is probably the handiest of vehicles that can get the job done quickly.

[@beegeezee505]

@@billisultan6224 As a grinder, yeah, they're extremely efficient. But tbh, they could remove the weapons from it entirely and just let you use standard hand-wielded weapons like a regular motorcycle. It would still be a serious weapon, but not the "entire-session-ruining-menace-to-society" that it currently is.

[@billisultan6224]

@@beegeezee505 Or maybe reduced missile capacity. 15 or 10.

[@ogsimpson9354]

Rezaul Karim Khan yup I don’t think people are denying that they probably just miss the days when you could actually play gta online with out getting 20 missiles from the fastest vehicle shoved up your ass for just trying to play the game it’s oppressor war always and its terrible as someone who owns an oppressor i can say 150% that gta would be dar better with out it but that wouldn’t sell shark cards so well never have that again

[@ogsimpson9354]

beegeezee505 this is fact

[@bigblue6065]

"Just cruise around"... once you find an empty session.

[@RandomzOG]

No

[@klondike69none85]

@@RandomzOG you make a strong argument

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Passive mode?

[@salemdapiccolo6374]

*U destroy an oppressor* Rockstar: "Badsport! Pay 10000 Dollars!" *U destroy a guy trying to sell his stock* Rockstar: "good! Take 2000 dollars!"

[@marioandluigi6864]

True so true

[@funkyman7885]

Fucking hate people who just fly in their opressors ruining everything, im just trying to grind my way through this P2W scheme

[@dreamz6581]

@@marioandluigi6864 I’m sorry, I’m one of the annoying oppressor users

[@Chic_fi_Ley]

@@funkyman7885 TELL ME ABT IT BRU! I have an oppressor but I only use it for dispatch missions to help me earn some easy ceesh💰 but if I use it anywhere else, I will easily get shot out of the sky just for minding my own goddamn business or for trying to peaceful complete a heist prep or something else. But nah, someone with a “toxic” or “ttv” in its name has to fuck shit up. Ain’t this abt a bitch.. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@kinglattice705]

Wanna form a crew and sell together so that we can pretend we're safe

[@thomasdekkerhus8380]

Only way to enjoy gta online is either: 1. Bring all your friends 2. Private lobby

[@mike_1987]

fucking true

[@clanka5509]

Forgot step 3. have friends

[@MrJefferson07]

@@clanka5509 To have friends you have to be a bad person, easy for everyone who is not me, since I can't hurt other living beings for fun.

[@legasking8604]

@@clanka5509 More like friends who play gta online

[@advakart4208]

@@MrJefferson07 that's fucking sad, dude. you sound like an edgy highschool protag from a generic ass anime

[@DennisSuryana]

That minecraft drink sound effect LMFAO

[@zxgaming913]

Ngapain bang? Gabut ye

[@carbonatedpiss2227]

2:08

[@zigzagzag4230]

@@carbonatedpiss2227 thanks,when making comments like these please put a time stamp

[@El_leoss]

q pija significa LMFAO

[@El_leoss]

@Luis Borges mucha gasias

[@successfuloffender2211]

You forgot: “there’s to many ceos or vips in this lobby “

[@justablokelike]

Ikr like why put me in a lobby when i cant do the best way of earning money and why put the cap anyway

[@ddable.]

Kage L shin no jutsu

[@Cody-Bear]

Right? All I want to do sometimes is check my stock for my businesses at my Master Control Station at my arcade and I have to find a new lobby if there's too many in a lobby

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

@Andrew Clements *Cockstar

[@xxxkillamk2x959]

Fr. The cap is so dumb.

[@BlackHole-24]

This Will Be Recommended To Everyone In 4 Years..

[@igobykenzie]

😂

[@aspoongaming7677]

Gta online in 2024 will probably have spaceships that can destroy the whole map starting at your entire bank account

[@dl0g09]

KZbin recomended this in 5 months

[@troywalker9602]

It's happening right now lol

[@danyalmalik3972]

@@troywalker9602 yep

[@irongods2311]

This is just beautiful, nothing but true facts about GTA Online.

[@levinrt6092]

Yeah but i think it's still fun somehow

[@PanPan42069]

This is the most accurate video I’ve seen of gta online

[@alisahely1673]

@@levinrt6092 I wish there was no oppressor or put the price of the oppressor at 10 mil so not everybody can buy it

[@anotherdaytobetheslayer7091]

@@alisahely1673 yeah man, i love tank battle in GTAO but when an depressor appears outta nowhere, that's where it's not fun anymore

[@t1n0pep1n0]

@@alisahely1673 it’s only like 3 mil i wish it was at 10

[@Oscar_Torres1224]

Omg who ever made this is a legend

[@Kevin-tw2dy]

He forgots the legendary invite screen

[@nrvous_250gt]

What do you mean the KZbin channel your watching made it

[@Slayface0987]

have you seen the channel name dude?

[@PLK123]

Mmi

[@UrosPops]

Ty

[@tardarsauce1842]

Me: goes outside of my apartment Outside: **recreation of Battle of Stalingrad and Air Battle of Philippine Sea**

[@simeonyetarian629]

@UEFA. Com and i think ive seen you in football matches

[@GRREZ]

“After you fly into los santos...” *gets blown up

[@AllEyezOnDeRozan]

You start hearing the beeps of death as a dumbass in an Oppressor MK2 blows you up while you're just trying to roam the city

[@IStanAmerica]

That’s a sign to stay the fuck out of there 😂

[@hollymolly7685]

@@IStanAmerica 😂😂

[@hollymolly7685]

@@AllEyezOnDeRozan when we do missions and jobs in online still mk2 griefers can able to kill us??

[@cos-sin-tan-std-dui-fbi-uti-hi]

What? It's a perfect representation of GTA Online.

[@IceCream-qq1pu]

The "Grand Theft Auto Experience" is only ever available when playing alone or with close friends.

[@MegaLol2xd]

true lol

[@banezulu]

if you go public session you basically chose to fight ze deutsch kinder or jajajajajajajaja typing kids

[@zeromanx]

Super true lol

[@pratyushranjan1401]

That's why I always enter the solo session for free roam, and a normal session only for missions.

[@banezulu]

@@pratyushranjan1401 i join invite only for missions and just use kuruma ez

[@LucasRPDJ]

Don’t forget to write that the trailer was recorded in game 😂

[@legionveteran1679]

What?

[@jidiix1412]

@@legionveteran1679 what ?

[@Beetleghost630]

Whats like wut i am just omg waht

[@a10uk95]

What

[@lilk9205]

What?

[@luan7684]

Imagine an online game is more fun to play in a solo lobby. XD

[@bryanu1737]

Facts

[@mz1281]

No its not lmao

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@mz1281 have fun getting killed 100 times an hour then *laughs in 1.38 KD due to friend lobbies*

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

@@mz1281 yes it is Unless you enjoy constant shit talk from mk2 and jet griefers

[@trex_0556]

@@babymetalenjoyer so your not that good k

[@DopeyBouttaBag]

Fun Fact: The internet was made without internet

[@laptopcase]

Do fish get thirsty

[@sqweeps.03]

If pizzas are circles then why are the boxes square?

[@paka9078]

@@laptopcase i think they do

[@_chopper_]

@@sqweeps.03 because if the box was circle then you couldn’t grab the pizza

[@thefrieber_362]

it is what it is

[@kontulannisti]

Man, i still remember when the most op thing you could buy, was a tank, or a jet

[@mehmetkuzucu890]

Or a buzzard ;)

[@davidm4186]

Good times with the armored kuruma

[@CubensisFontrain]

And you had to be a certain rp level to unlock them too.

[@whothou]

Buzzard wasn't op it could always be dealt with.. A tank used to be a problem cause it used to never have an icon and it was basically indestructible and would only blow up after the tank person ran over and blew up enough cars. Jets you couldn't buy but they could be stolen. They were strong but if you managed to kill someone the likely hood of them going back to get a jet was rare.

[@commander144]

I remember those times, everyone wanted a Adder and an Eclipse apartment... which promptly turned into a warzone. Ahhh, such simple times. Aw man, remember when we all thought that the Ruiner 2000 was gonna be the death kneel for lobbies since it was a car that had missiles and a bunny hop?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“Gta online brings out the worst of humanity”

[@MrJefferson07]

You say that like there is a good side of people lol, funny joke.

[@lmao-xu6ei]

LMFAO

[@egg-iu3fe]

children tend to have zero morality

[@mosthated2838]

Its pretty much the purge with squeakers

[@CreamMonarch]

@@egg-iu3fe they are just sadists that wanna play it like its cod. Theres more to the game then glitching and killing others players :(

[@benoh3417]

Crazy how gta online went from being loved to hated.

[@josephthomas4900]

Tbh it’s not even that bad rn most servers only have 1 toxic person if that

[@creativename152]

@@josephthomas4900And there are other servers that are....how do I say it. Literally WW3.

[@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687]

I actually like God mode players now, because once in a great while, some will help you with business

[@blakekeys3830]

GTAIV and RDR1 online were so fuckin good but V and Rdr2 online are just plain trash. Barely any actual gameplay just bunch of flashy shit instead of random tards having fun in game.

[@benoh3417]

@@blakekeys3830 gta5 online is so boring , barely anything to do unless you wanna grind 20 hours a day for a car. And red dead two I heard theres nothing even to do in online. Gta5 really soured me on the gta franchise. I had to go back to gta4 and it's so much better, a true masterpiece.

[@ic_etea2789]

"Make friends, or enemies." 2020: mainly making enemies

[@iitzhunterr]

enemies 2021

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

@@iitzhunterr only enemies in 2021

[@greatestnoah]

more like enemies making me. i just sit there and boom oppressor mkii comes from behind

[@murasamest1845]

2020: Doing nothing and still somehow making enemies

[@LordLostLP]

i remember the good old days, back in 2013 when someone just want you to see his apartment and all his vehicles he owns.

[@babushka2231]

What about the lucky wheel who stops 1 inches before the vrichle

[@robertdevald]

My new favorite word: vrichle

[@Bathykolpian]

Vrichle

[@allmight1612]

Vrichle

[@cyberdroid2300]

Then you win a fucking shirt that you'll never be caught dead in.

[@FlaMeZEUW]

Vrichle

[@hellothere2527]

Imagine having yachts, underground bunkers, jets, helicopters and 69 houses and still having a 7 year old 2013 iPhone Edit: people have taken this comment way too seriously

[@mr.x3532]

Well that's billionaire do in real life

[@andris404]

There's no need to have a newer phone though

[@NeoGamemaster]

Hmm nice houses

[@reduxboi.8586]

Both r useless.

[@qalamiti6____________748]

That's 2010 iphone 4 ;)

[@ArmedMan124]

“GTA Online brings futuristic cars, bikes, alongside a orbital cannon that can kill anything in the game”.

[@amygawne682]

New game: Grand Theft Auto : WARZONE

[@corbingreiner9879]

New DLC: Modder's World. Good luck grinding the rest of you.

[@GATUK1773R]

is true battle royale is coming in Cayo Perico 27/12/20

[@rihardpensa723]

@@GATUK1773R bro that was day ago i never seen new update

[@jakesteinberg5902]

GTA has had battle royal since forever, it’s an adversary mode called Motor Wars

[@mguanipa2]

Doesn't this already exist?

[@xity_]

You know there is something wrong when people are happy they lag out the lobby and they are in a solo lobby

[@johnm7611]

If you are on pc you make them yourself. If you suspend GTA in the process manager and then wait 5-10 seconds than resume you will have lagged out into a solo pub

[@Hadi_7]

Yea I like being in a solo lobby cause I can do sell things without dying every 5 seconds

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Things are so much more interesting in freemode when it’s not a gay endless death match

[@celiamonteiro4208]

I really like that cause o can use the organization

[@mcre314]

yea i somehow got put into a lobby with 2 other people, and eventually everyone left. it was so nice to just be able to do my business with being blown up all the time

[@racecarsinc]

"Then, you can spend petty cash customizing your character." *$9,000 blazers* *random walks in and shoots him in the face*

[@mariosfunadventureswithlui6197]

Happend to me when I started my second character a purple alien comes up and beats me to death I get clothes while I'm designing my character he comes up again and shoots me

[@Inkypencil22]

$9000 dollars in gta online really isn’t much though

[@thrashefe3523]

@@mariosfunadventureswithlui6197 just use passive mode or go for a private session whilst

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

The only expensive clothing I know of is bulletproof/night vision or thermal helmets, scuba gear and arena war outfits The first 2 actually make sense because they give you an advantage

[@Antpoison]

“Rockstar is looking to bring the heart of the grand theft auto experience to a living online world” Starts up Flying Motorcycle with heat seeking missiles and duel Miniguns

[@justablokelike]

Tbh the mini guns are 7seless, i have an opressor mk2 without missiles so it is useless in combat

[@GangyBT]

@@justablokelike ….

[@justablokelike]

@@GangyBT i aint one of those players, dont worry

[@huynhtran7143]

I’m only really trying to get an oppressor so I can use it to get around the map faster, the kuruma is not fast enough lol

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"When a good opportunity comes along, mercilessly exploit it 'till there's nothing left."

[@AV-ch6mu]

This guy doesn’t have a life he comments on every KZbin video there is 😂😂 lmao

[@theheadhunter2427]

@@AV-ch6mu ever heard of recommendations? He just watch what you’re watching in recommendations. Doesn’t mean that they don’t have a life. Speak for yourself maybe

[@Chillwave6]

@@AV-ch6mu he just likes gta content just like you probably. You don't go around just insulting someone to their face in the internet.

[@AV-ch6mu]

@@Chillwave6 Na I didn’t mean it like that, plus I know he ain’t a snowflake, so I hope he doesn’t get offended, just wanted to point out that and that’s it really.

[@apatek-1453]

Honestly that’s how I felt with the apartment glitch that got everybody account wiped 💀💀💀

[@TNovix]

"Tackle a heist" Yeah...AFTER YOU SPEND 3 HOURS SETTING IT UP

[@mirox6497]

and then 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 bugs

[@Zombie1Boy]

3 hours of waiting in lobby for the 4th player to join

[@cheesepuff5577]

Nah, Cayo period heist takes me 15 minutes tops to set it up

[@cheesepuff5577]

@@zakillgaming get the sparrow helicopter and don’t be garbage

[@cheesepuff5577]

@@zakillgaming lol

[@adriancadillo3081]

Nobody's going to talk about the fact his name is Mors Mutual Insurance

[@olos6149]

BakeWithMe

[@JacksonS44]

We’re here to help

[@theroach2204]

We expect the unexpected

[@wforwumbo9665]

I’ll look into that

[@chilltaw]

I think we can do that

[@GTAWorkshop]

😂 I hope Rockstar will see this

[@HNTR308]

They know what happen in the game and they don't care.

[@nogtofficial7317]

So do i

[@user-wz4zv5ng6p]

Petition to make this recognized as an official rockstar trailer, too damn accurate.

[@lukescipilydober8764]

I leave this comment here as my signature for this petition

[@LonesomeDrifter1987]

Yeah same here lol.

[@kryptonatix]

Signed

[@adamjoenck4521]

Petition signed.

[@darkmatterg2472]

Extremely disappointed that we didn't get a whole minute dedicated to wide Gerald.

[@WoodsmanFriggz]

Yeah I laughed when that popped up but tbh he already wide enough

[@Mr_Makina]

Wide gerald needs its own video imo

[@thronewalker1153]

Gerald is pushing that weight and at the same time trying to stay off the cameras.

[@linnear8571]

3:14 literally the best part about GTA Online.

[@wetube6513]

"FuCkInG mErRyWeAtHeR!!"

[@desperto92]

bug

[@alreadydead.]

@@desperto92 i think it's because a modder kicked you

[@ZakMilz]

"You can make Freinds and Enemies" 2021 players- *Painful Laughter*

[@craiglewis5622]

Worst thing Rockstar with this game is put flying Bikes in the game, everytime I see one in game I just find a new server as they wreck the game

[@iaobtc]

How many days have you spent on the load screen

[@moofusthedino9161]

@@iaobtc 87 hours

[@blackhole7909]

It’s the try hard kids who blow u up that ruins the game I have mk2 but I don’t blow people people up

[@Dr.Mcstaby]

All the devs would have to do is remove the rockets option and make only have guns, but deluxo's are just as bad sadley rockstar does not care about players making money in their game they want players to fight and buy shark cards to buy stuff

[@tropical9913]

I'm always in an invite only session with friends. Best thing they made.

[@starkids4503]

That’s not a parody it is the reality of Gta online 🤣😂

[@MarkTheOnes]

Who said it was a parody?

[@flavius7026]

since its actual online gameplay...u cant call it parody

[@jakobusrex2523]

Indeed it is the reality.

[@oskarikokkala6549]

Maybe it's a little exaggerated but yes

[@JesusChrist-yo3ld]

@@oskarikokkala6549 this all happened to ya boi Jesus Christ yesterday. Nothing here is exaggerated

[@KizaruB]

This video basically sums up every reason why I stopped playing GTA Online years ago

[@te3937]

That’s why should play GTA V Roleplay 😁

[@CoyoteRecon]

@@te3937 gay

[@Absinthis]

I stopped too but that's because I got banned after the garage glitch

[@Max-me9ol]

@@te3937 might aswell just go outside and just do real life stuff.

[@WarBirdx]

@@Absinthis deserved

[@venuskuellar6530]

I love how there’s an explosion at least every 10 seconds 😂😂 so accurate

[@vlr_1374]

Lamar: "Can a loc com into your crib?" Franklin took the easy way Out to avoid getting roasted

[@Birthday215lol_Official]

Lamar Teleports to the facility to roast Franklin with the orbital canon and activate of the radar.

[@kingconflict9022]

I really felt the “failed heist” part

[@fpbroly7465]

I like really felt the oppressor and griefer part

[@wildhunt6350]

@@fpbroly7465 I don't at all. Its the people who sit on it the problem, not he vehicle itself. A thermal jet griefer is worse then any other thing. Because they can see where you spawn and start shooting you, before you know it. So stop crying about the MKII .

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

This is hilarious, but it also makes me depressed how they ruined it.

[@debilman9065]

The original gta online trailer sure did bring back memories of a consumer friendly rockstar

[@flanos97k]

Oppressors singlehandedly ruined the online experience

[@CorelUser]

They didn't ruin everything, I remember logging on the first week of GTAO and everyone would kill each other on sight lmao

[@flanos97k]

@@CorelUser that’s not the point everyone’s making or at least that I think. At least back then when people were killing you it was a fair gun fight maybe the occasional tank player but still. Now it’s oppressors and no chance at all, it’s annoying.

[@CorelUser]

@@flanos97k Cmon, the problem isn't that catastrophic... I haven't been trashed by a flying vehicle in ages, do you do every time you log? Fr?

[@carlossantana4086]

Remember December 2013? First snowfall, everyone was running around with santa hats, tossing snowballs at each other and meeting with their friends in the beach expansion vehicles.

[@swevixeh]

Sounds like the christmas truce of 1914 to modern players.

[@imrevig7261]

Remember 2021 july? Foot licker nicropenis moddersperms, cryhards, gay people with explo ammo is destroying he server, griefing people and talking about who has the higher gayness-o-meter (kd)

[@Juan-qz4eg]

Those were the days...

[@Haven_city_civilian]

Yeah...

[@ollie_z]

"why did I move here, was it because of the money glitches?"

[@conner983]

Or the, ahh I don’t know, that thing. That hopeless nostalgia for the series

[@Chillwave6]

Headcanon for story mode: The sniper shot actually hit Michael, but a modder gave him money so he just paid the hospital bills. Michael had modded money so he bought the mansion with it. The whole witness protection was just a cover-up.

[@-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70]

why we still? Just to get blown up by the Shinra Tensei missiles from the 6 Pain in Depressor?

[@jakobc.2558]

"Experience the freedom of GTA online" *_Gets forced into a cage by a cheater_*

[@haywardhummus8777]

One of the first times I ever hopped online with some friends everyone in the server had a campfire teleported under their feet.

[@playdoug12]

This really happens?

[@wizardrapier232]

@@playdoug12 Yes, everyday.

[@kenesu1281]

Hahaha...

[@MostlyPonies1]

@@playdoug12 On PC I guess

[@dark_horizon706]

3:16 that’s more of a relief than anything

[@Randarrradara]

Yeah, but connect it to what the narrator is saying and it's hilarious xD

[@PomadaGaming]

Ikr

[@nilmaralmeida9363]

After 4 years this guy wasn’t lying

[@victorillo377]

"After you fly to Los Santos.. " You get instantly blown up

[@unknowlegion7587]

So mutch toxicity MK2

[@leejedra8590]

Don't forget to add the "noob lzzzz 1v1" from a player who looks like an edgy clown serving the military

[@jacknumbertwo9647]

@@leejedra8590 > looks like an edgy clown serving the military gold detected

[@bnice6442]

Imagine the person that think this is all somehow made up or staged. This is dead accurate at every playthrough

[@wolfblade31jones55]

"You can spend petty cash to customize your character." I think not.

[@veaceslavgoncharov]

R*: PAY 100BILLIONS FOR A HAT, B!TCH! Players: But hats can't have that price... R*: BUY A SHARKCARD, B!TCH!

[@strikeb1t]

@@veaceslavgoncharov Wtf are you crying about?

[@_simpforjiroukyouka_7493]

@@strikeb1t We're crying about the fact that 100k is a lot for a goddamn snapback hat or 15k for a beanie like bruh clothes don't cost 200k

[@donovanjoseph737]

The only clothing items I can understand being even remotely close to that price are ones that either have armor, have special functions, or are almost custom made. Those being the armored vests, gloves, pants and shoes. The special functions being the bulletproof/night vision/thermal vision helmets, and the arena branded clothes that either have either a ludicrous amounts of LEDs or are custom made.

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

@@donovanjoseph737 there's also scuba gear

[@viper6091]

Making friends and enemy's "Wait.. there's a friend's option??"

[@alisiddiqui8984]

This is actually amazing

[@vucce1279]

This is to funny

[@MillennialZ666]

The best trailers does not exi...... Mors Mutual Insurance: hold my insurance

[@oskarikokkala6549]

Mors mutual insurance: How can i help you?

[@beinglegit3347]

Tryhards: Hold my Mkll and Sniper

[@theheadhunter2427]

Don’t you mean our insurance?

[@bigsnugga]

aLL oF oUr oPeRatOrs ArE oN cAlL riGhT nOw

[@casketcure]

expect the unexpected.

[@MrStressedOut]

1:25 holy fuck i've been playing this game for 6 years and never knew that animation existed

[@oskarikokkala6549]

The valet does it too

[@mattlane2120]

It’s only for story mode

[@f4rma798]

@@mattlane2120 that happened to me in online mode

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

@@f4rma798 Yeah, it happens in online way too much for me

[@toucan6109]

Same tf

[@pladodj]

The boat driving down Mt Chiliad is where i lost my shit lmao

[@vvvxt]

Yes that part BROKE me!!

[@kikons78]

every player with over five-year internship in GTA Online feel this pain.

[@omarbarrientoscamacho8815]

i have just played it for a few hours and i can feel the pain too, just 30 secs after leaving my garage and... booom!

[@Nofelon-]

@@omarbarrientoscamacho8815 thing called passive mode

[@black_leg_sanji6496]

@@Nofelon- shouldn't be forced to

[@christophercarnes5225]

I’ve played every GTA. In since 1997. GTA Online is a heartbreaking dumpster fire donkeyshow. Big fat money grab.

[@davidminjarez308]

I N T E R N S H I P

[@NorthernLaw_]

The part where they said fly around and the 10 million dollar plane exploded after 2 seconds was amazing

[@brandonwilliams6221]

When someone came into the clothing store and killed them while they were shopping.....I felt that.

[@Harmful-Abdo]

Me too

[@tysupply8408]

we all have😞

[@Harmful-Abdo]

It's so fucking annoying, and the shitty company didn't do anything about it.... about nearly everthing

[@alejandromorgado9002]

@Ryspi 66 I did that to my friend he blew all of us up. My car the worker him and me, after dat he went into another store and the paradox continues.

[@Chic_fi_Ley]

Idk what ppl are tryna prove when they kill an innocent player tryna look for some peice of fashionable cloth to put on their body. Smh

[@Nicko0]

The end is actually good when everyone leaves im happy cause i finnaly can do missions in peace

[@JoshCallon_98]

“And a range of structured and unstructured activities” usually just people griefing with the Oppressor Mk2 or the Hydra when people are doing CEO and biker sell missions...

[@jonathanboyer8723]

If you play on pc, turn off cross platform play, that usually makes the lobbies smaller and there is less griefers.

[@zamorakbrews7228]

@@jonathanboyer8723 good joke haha

[@jonathanboyer8723]

@@zamorakbrews7228 ? I played on console for 3 years and switched to pc a year ago, trust me it’s different. Another thing is changing aim assist settings. Or you can go into a solo public lobby. I’m not joking.

[@Zombie1Boy]

I got oppressor, ngl its amazing for doing missions. Skip all the roadways and fly straight to wherever the fuck you need to go

[@jakethefox1665]

Me stepping out of my apartment for 1.2 seconds: *Dies*

[@nixtrostrike]

"Fuckin' Merryweather!" -Lester, 2020

[@thronewalker1153]

"I Said Something Nice, Not Expensive." 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 -Trevor

[@707_cyanid3]

Used to love this game, now it's just flying bikes and cheaters...

[@vpau010]

Yeah, me too. Now days I only play in private lobbies. Like if it is an offline game.

[@bigbamlilbam]

It’s not even gta no more. It’s some beta version futuristic piece of poop milked out game 🤡💩

[@lolz226]

back in 2013-15 this game was so good

[@bigbamlilbam]

@@lolz226 definitely. These flying bikes and all this unnecessary bs ruined the game. People barely even fight fair any more. 80% of fights you have is with people who spam mk 2, off radar, weaponized helicopters, ewo (killing themselves) and some more cowards. They even took the best features out of the game and replaced it with nothing. And they barely add any DLC or update anymore.

[@lolz226]

@@bigbamlilbam I haven't even played gta for a year or 2 now as them flying bikes pissed me off

[@Isad0r]

2013 trailer: I prefer the real trailer 2015 trailer: I said the real trailer This video: perfection

[@randomstuff8149]

2013: Grind to make money and buy what you want 2020: Fight in a massive war where everybody is wearing poorly designed purple and green alien suits

[@MrJefferson07]

No.

[@iamnotjosiah6208]

2:28 most accurate part of the trailer

[@hakaishinvaldez3619]

@i am not josiah "Hey LGT here"

[@StewHeisenberg]

1:18 insecure Mosquitos defending their territory (1944 colorized)

[@CodeDeltaCQB]

Lmao mosquitos

[@leejedra8590]

Only rockstar thinks it's logistic to add a Mosquito with heat seeking missles

[@Loon3k]

3:06 Grand Theft Auto Online brings the freedom *getting locked in cage*

[@bigtopmedia]

Should’ve ended the video by abruptly stopping it and hitting us with the “connection to the session lost due to an unknown network error. Please return to Grand Theft Auto V and try again later”

[@darkshadowreviews3921]

Dude omg I fucking hate that shit

[@Karpfenkroete]

Followed by a 3min loading screen

[@roloboog]

I hate how they say plz return to gta v like I have a choice

[@Marverick1998]

"When you fly in Los Santos" *airplane explodes* I'm dead.

[@Dackered]

Me: parks in casino That 1 level player next to me: how about death

[@Ivorys_slushie]

1:29 "making enemies or making enemies"

[@DHCNetwork06]

Bruh this is gold bro

[@morsmutual]

Thanks man!

[@Powwerfull]

Gta: Make friends enemies: hold my oppressor

[@SouthpawGaming112]

sup shinji

[@Powwerfull]

@@SouthpawGaming112 yo

[@emiles.2629]

Dude, rockstar needs to see this and realize what they have done to the game.

[@professorperry4790]

They're well aware, they're the ones who did this after all

[@wranglerman270]

20% off megalodon shark card now through next Tuesday!!

[@emiles.2629]

@shush* I never said the players, I said the game.

[@Bryan-gq3wp]

Don’t you hate it where A random liquor store Employee Starts Shooting at you with a shotgun or a highly over power weapon

[@datboii1012]

What stores you been Robbin lmao

[@JaysasterGaming]

They should give our boi a lazer minigun atleast.

[@JaysasterGaming]

@@datboii1012 Every Store

[@Bryan-gq3wp]

@@JaysasterGaming I think a promotion (LoL no)

[@ChePennyDK]

Walk out backwards, while you aim your gun at the clerc...

[@austin2026]

This is the first thing i have watched this year and i don't think anything will top it

[@mathiasn.malmgaard9378]

Bruhhhh this is the only time “lol” will be used correctly.. lol

[@mikeyyyy8726]

lol

[@placeholder3177]

lol

[@slimxshady6111]

lol

[@PL3AYRE]

lol

[@Leon-hk9gw]

lol

[@nachocheeze1876]

*logs into gta online* Gta online: so you have chosen death

[@hueblitzz]

@@ramdwivedi7058 s l i p t

[@jbin5976]

0:46 "continuly expanding world" okay

[@milu_siek]

0:51 the best part

[@Ebk_val]

2:19 Is the best part

[@El-Sombra]

No one in all of humanity can describe how truth this is. 2014: Friendship, Money and nice cars 2020: Death,Destruction,Flying Motercycles.

[@imrevig7261]

In other words, a chest full of HELL

[@MeteorJunk]

Modder: *kills everyone in the lobby multiple times, cockblocks any kind of job that isn't a heist, steals millions of dollars from players that the modder doesn't even need anyhow, continuously destroys property of actual players, makes it impossible to leave apartment* Rockstar: oh is little baby gonna cry? So sorry you can't play our video game that we refuse to make a sequel to Other modders: *exploits helmets so you can have multiple head acessories on at once* Rockstar: We have permanetly deleted your Rockstar account and reported you to Xbox. You'll never ruin this game again

[@-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70]

so FUCKING true.

[@nah6892]

It's so annoying that they leave game breaking shit in. But I wanna make a cool outfit? Nah, get fucked.

[@augustyn2.0]

@@TaikaJamppa well of course! if money glitches exist, how else are they gonna get suckers to buy shark cards? quite a shame rockstar has fallen down the same path as EA.

[@simonjeremy1776]

@@augustyn2.0 how has rockstar taking the same path as EA? I don't see any loot boxes anywhere?

[@augustyn2.0]

@@simonjeremy1776 true, but they’re gonna get there eventually if people keep buying shark cards.

[@Ghrov]

„Make Money with Missions“ Sure with 10-15K $ 😂😂😂

[@Twofix]

Oh...this is before everyone busy grinding island heist.

[@Tclbmx_]

For real I might have earned over 10 millions already, doing it solo!

[@holi7412]

1:25 that cop, I didn't know cops in gta can fight like this

[@holi7412]

@Accident Lolalright I see

[@galaxy_782]

It’s Also In Online But cops call it self-defense

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

Driving to the cloth store nowadays is like taking a stroll trough Afghanistan except there there are no flying bikes with h e a t s e e k i n g m i s s i l e s

[@NxIkz]

Surprised Take 2 interactive hasn’t taken this down lol

[@audiofile8311]

NGL, this makes it seem much more appealing... the pain is lost in this parody.

[@-o-3740]

This should have been the trailer for the ps5 and series x

[@Dyiing]

Me: flying on my MK2 just because im too lazy to walk/drive to setups Every other person in the lobby: *So you have chosen death*

[@wildhunt6350]

Get a solo lobby and stop crying. Cayo setups can be done in invite only.

[@Domilomi]

I’ve watched this video so many times and as a long time player I couldn’t relate to all of this more 😂😂😂

[@flamethrower1273]

Prediction before watching: it’s going to be a bunch of griefers killing people, modders breaking the game, and aimbot NPCs. After watching: looks like I was right.

[@TheShadowCrafter]

GTA Online should be named “Explosion Simulator”

[@Pinnegrisu92]

Michael Bay approves

[@mexidexi3978]

I think everyone can relate to how annoying it is when LJT is CALLING you every time Edit: thank you everyone who liked my comment never got so many jeez

[@bigsmoke394]

Doesn't he text you now?

[@trickytraveller3272]

@@bigsmoke394 He does both

[@johnmajorenos5162]

@@trickytraveller3272 I haven't had him message or call me since a month after the summer DLC

[@cristianortiz7005]

He hasn’t called me since the Cayo Perico Update... whenever he says one of my businesses is being raided, I just quit the game 😭

[@wallwinner6757]

after the summer dlc in august he started messaging instead.

When a PvP DCS server is becoming a more survivable environnement than a GTA Online lobby, you sure have an issue.