GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 2]

[@TioElon]

"No no, i can take rejection" HAHAHAH

[@quickest3964]

Ancient comment Woww

[@Terrydober1]

@@quickest3964 ancient you mean 4 years ago? Well, I'm offended.

[@quickest3964]

@@Terrydober1 so an old comment i guess WAIT OBJECTION Old = Ancient Wow i didnt *Obviously* know that OLD means ancient

[@araigumakiruno]

Even tho she burned alive she will not give up 😬

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

CJ is a mature man

[@luftgekuhltisacult]

“Lady, I’m a God fearin peace lovin man of the people” Straight up CJ

[@pshmps1836]

Reyhan that's busta

[@raphaeladdai3393]

*Then proceeds to flex on the police and military

[@man_on_wheelz]

Catalina just had no chill the whole time she was in this game lol

[@hkazu63]

Catalina never had any chill, whether she was in 3 or SA. Bitch is just about the craziest antagonist GTA ever had.

[@algomi9280]

She is a Fmi wetdream

[@cynicalip]

Taking her down from the Chopper with the RPG is soooo satisfying

[@rich4070]

Yes

[@Drauzet]

The voice actors must have really enjoyed recording their lines

[@jackb.207]

Ryder voice actor certainly didn't

[@4bhinaya]

@@jackb.207 why ? did he get disrespect or what ?

[@jackb.207]

@@4bhinaya as far as I know he wasn't payed very well

[@user-zb6bj8wf4b]

Nostalgic days

[@ChafradorGaming]

"And look what happened to the bitch" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

[@tjtownsend1801]

It has been 12 years since I've played this game, but I can remember 11:31 like it was yesterday.

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

how come you never played the game again? :o

[@markopolo2224]

Same

[@majolatnajitlog7571]

Maybe youve always cancelled all calls u recieve

[@jaylindr3723]

I don’t remember that wtf

[@thesinistergift7206]

"Bleeeed, stoopiiid madafhakaa!!!!!" -Catalina

[@SparksX18]

I SCROLLED DOWN AND READ THIS COMMENT THE MOMENT SHE SAID THAT

[@ashersql]

She's too kinky with the rack

[@ramiel3759]

Just don t duckin shoot me pls!

[@arsyam_7]

What about, um... the "Faster! Harder! Deeper!" part ?

[@cemshetfield]

8:56 "Same place i buy my pants, holmes. This is America." i died.

[@sershimh6746]

I thought abaout boiler suits in gta 5

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

true dat

[@kenrock6136]

I actually don't understand that joke properly

[@MiklosTamas1997]

Ammunation selling pants now? 🤣

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

I honestly feel the later characters like Catalina, The Truth, Zero, Woozie, Toreno, Kent Paul and Maccer don’t get too much love from the fanbase as much as Big Smoke, Ryder and Tenpenny. A pity, those characters had a lot of funny moments too and are very underappreciated.

[@beepboopily6285]

I think it could be that those people don't really know much about the game or haven't played it fully yet.

[@shyguy5473]

Woozie is one of my favorites honestly

[@mred20]

Toreno is my favourite character GTA 3-5 and all the named titles, James Woods did the voicing brilliantly and the script was brilliant. As for Kent Paul, I'm a Brit so he just reminds me of how annoying Danny Dyer has gotten these days in his TV appearances. Vice City, San Andreas, Football Factory were all (2002-2005), he wasn't as arsey back then.

[@NikoBellic069]

Woozie’s my favorite character in the game! I wish he had more scenes back in LS. I even named my favorite dog Woozie.

[@steelbear2063]

Most people probably were screwing around with cheat-codes instead of playing the story. I should know, I've beaten SA only twice, but I played it for a long ass time

[@BigTex9752]

0:13 LOL at the sign on door

[@jamretro1336]

+Gamer_ Boy I think he means max pane

[@b1xst3r65]

DON'T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE

[@jackbollingmoore7554]

@@jamretro1336 0:30 Max Payne Easter Egg in GTA San Andreas

[@beyedubya7777]

"Sheeit I just bought another donut.. Don't criminals have any consideration?" lmaoo

[@NinoDerungs]

8:56 Where'd you get that?! - Same place i buy my pants, hlmes. this is America! xDDDD

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

This is America

[@emmanueldeng2899]

i love that

[@lucianochannel9925]

Says this is america but he is mexican

[@vargasmartin7143]

@@lucianochannel9925 and?he lives in USA lol

[@bluedreamkush2392]

@@lucianochannel9925 He’s American not Mexican. What is it with you Latin beans? You guys are more racist towards yourself than other races lol

[@christiancarlpongautan4557]

CJ: Moms always told me not to talk to strangers. T: And look what happened to the bitch! OOOOOooooohhhh shots fired!!!!!

[@Muhammed552]

Burn level savage

[@edwinasjakubenaz848]

CJ just got ROASTED!

[@kingartison]

Sgt Rohn should've had him swung on even if he missed

[@mchepen]

that was brutal

[@Bamboodium]

REKT

[@youwuyou]

Catalina is like Trevor XD.

[@kkkarrotcake240]

youwuyou Mexican trevor

[@leonidverevkin4927]

youwuyou Female Trevor

[@ItzYaBoyJesse]

Trevor's Wife! 😂

[@sharquimetal]

What if Catalina meets Trevor ?

[@gatewaytotheheart2652]

Catalina is dead.

[@unfriendlyface3647]

I don't know a worse way to die than 6:36. That shits terrifying, like one of my childhood nightmares

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

I dont care

[@realcartoongirl]

buried alive in a toilet that guy gonna run out of oxygen

[@beepboopily6285]

I'd be terrified too tbh

[@grimmywizard]

@@realcartoongirl no shit mate

[@grimmywizard]

@@beepboopily6285 you'd be resurrected anyway so stfu

[@mario1997281]

10:56 I love Cesar's reaction lol

[@k125catu5]

I swear shes playing with me!

[@spikethompson2000]

@3:24 fifty shades of San Andreas.

[@loweni7460]

spikethompson2000 xD

[@alienfrommars8704]

Me likeyy

[@AgungTVKaranganyar]

OH MA GAWD

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

50 shades of dip

[@derrickkhoo4108]

Made my day.....

[@izakireemsi2783]

11:31 Moms always told me not to talk to the stranger - CJ Your mom must be so proud of you even you were grown up

[@Alanlion00]

Muhd_Ismeek 28 and look what happend to that bitch

[@K_Antony92]

Cj : Moms always told me not to talk to strangers. Torreno : And look what happened to the Bitch !!! Apply cold water to the burned area 😂😂

[@SanchoNacho]

What happened ?

[@MrSpartan17]

@@SanchoNacho She got shot.

[@sheogorath6834]

@@SanchoNacho She died before the game started.

[@shuburneythielman66]

Damn bruh now I understand that line💀

[@TomDeVito]

I laughed so hard when Catalina tortured Carl XD lmfao

[@XGaming1]

Tom DeVito how? That part was actually really really creepy....

[@assaultarumugam5387]

@ElRelicblox lolololo

[@cyclops9750]

ElRelicblox wat

[@BralynFuller876]

@N0tRelic 5 years now

[@ishantsharma1816]

@@BralynFuller876 6 years

[@Force_Of_Habit]

The dialogue in this game is the very definition of masterpiece, not a single cutscene was boring.

[@jonathanjoestar7640]

10:56 Carl: Wanna get in? *gets smacked* Cesar: *snickers*

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Kendl: look, *(pops Carl)* I thought this was supposed to be our foot on the ladder.

[@matabishippuden6965]

*internally wrrryyys

[@aldousauryt600]

I wheezed

[@fraudnaldo3873]

9:18 Are we gonna ignore the fact that CJ lost a game to a blind dude?

[@recepemreuran5505]

"And look what happened to the bitch." Nailed it.

[@samuelsalim3645]

Don't you just love how 14 years later CJ is still the best protagonist in a game ever

[@Warbear]

0:30 "Max Pane"

[@nikto7297]

Gta 1 also had a Easter egg of max Payne. the pay and spray says "max paint"

[@yikesxavier]

9:56 I didn’t know Lester was in this gta lol

[@aileimaia2040]

GTA V- The Graphics GTA SA- The best of all GTA games & video games PERIODT SIS *ok bye I just had to say that*

[@mAy0nnAis33]

GTA V- Graphics, Better Ragdoll GTA IV- Better Action GTA SA- Storyline, Memes

[@mr.cinematics679]

7:12"Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-Jay!"

[@ThaDreamMerchant]

Gimme some room, bitch!!!

[@reddsmoke904]

RIP Charlie Murphy

[@Protoman85]

Catalina, she could have been the female GTA protagonist, and it would have worked

[@InessaMaximova]

Too bad she's canonically dead.

[@ROARINGHEIGHTS]

@@InessaMaximova DEAD? what happened?

[@InessaMaximova]

@@ROARINGHEIGHTS You... Kill her on last mission of GTA III.

[@AntoineHomenPot]

@@InessaMaximova And that happens when you only play the free mode and forget about the story.

[@Trainlover1995]

I really don't like Catalina. As a non-girlfriend, she'd be one of my favorites, but as a girlfriend, she's...too crazy.

[@k125catu5]

faster harder deeper!

[@TheMiraculous1]

She needs help

[@deangelocarter9180]

For some people that’s what get people hard

[@larsswig912]

@Nostalgia For Infinity a girlfriend like Denise

[@Sudoxeee]

If Carl was in need of cash, *_he could just type HESOYAM_*

[@SoFreshLSRP]

Gotta love Cesar.

[@k125catu5]

SoFre$h "I swear shes playing with me!" - CV 1992

[@lekhapratap1652]

1:00 I remember this. I choked on this one. My dad complained playing this game but after this moment. He became a gamer.

[@Drago1995]

0:33 one of my favourite quotes

[@chapoxxl7772]

5:08 its claude from gta 3

[@minesotawalids7920]

i know that

[@MarksterC]

Supergamer245 omfg I just realized that! LOL

[@Dronkey64]

x X Y O 2 4 5 X x what an awesome crossover! ik it's the same game but it's exciting! 😀

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

x X Y O 2 4 5 X x GTA San Andreas was supposed to be the prequel to 3.

[@markopolo2224]

Yeah i remember

[@shavitzur6977]

6:40 this mission actually sacred me as a child

[@romariohenry412]

I was 19 when I first played that mission and it terrified me

[@Mannibal_Lector]

Gotta be honest, being trapped in a Porta potty and then being incased/buried in cement is probably the most unbelievably fucked up way to die I've ever heard.

[@Alanlion00]

7:40 CJ: How you doin’? *grunt*

[@mddi]

_Moms Always told me not to talk to strangers_ 11:32

[@chrisjoka2183]

"And look what happened to the bitch!" 🤣

[@conniemarie8702]

@@chrisjoka2183 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@Youts-07]

"when i nwas a kid,swimming off the santa maria,i once got a condom stuck to my face."XD

[@romeoromero9612]

Horror like that stays with you for life *believe that*

[@jackson22668]

"we're closed! Pokgai!" i lost it when i was playing GTA SA for the first time since I'm chinese lmaooo 😂😂😂

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

what does it mean

[@flushnoughegamingtvytshow5581]

@@AndreyAndreyevich prick

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

FLUSHNOUGHE GAMINGTVYT SHOW damn😁👌

[@Zeroshiki]

The response kills me: "Stupid ass mothafucka .." 😂

[@flushnoughegamingtvytshow5581]

@@Zeroshiki same here lmao

[@TheSigmaElite1987]

not gotta lie the gta san andreas story is wayyy better than gta 5 and the voice actors too

[@AquDrIFT]

You're gonna dis my familia?!

[@fortyfive5922]

Pretty hard not to. I wonder what Cesar sees in her what anyone else can't.

[@Sharmapa]

I love the part when Carl meets The Truth. It gives the story extra excitement!

[@Chibi_Devanam]

Claude has a very funny quote.

[@eddiesanmiguel7594]

That's so interesting -CJ

[@romangervaise35]

Catalina : "Not only was he driving, but he was satisfying me, fully" CJ : "That's the advantage of the stick shift i guess.."

[@NmLs42]

Am I the only one to actually like Catalina?

[@augakem]

+enes yazici jumps from highest building and survives by falling in fucking sma box...

[@leeminchung9]

she's badass. lol

[@j.w.1136]

NmLs42 I didn't like this part of the game I thought the missions were tedious as fuck

[@Ocd1503]

NmLs42 she turns me on lol

[@pelucheCR7]

enes yazici She's better in San Andreas. She is much more fleshed out.

[@GankiaSFM]

5:36 -Carl, how's San Fierrrroooo? -*It's fucked up*

[@comfy88338]

5:12 Carl could Easily destroy Claude.

[@marius2129]

True man

[@siriusbizniss]

10:02-10:11 One of the best scenes in GTA history ..😅😅

[@GwImFine]

Can you tell me which mission is that?

[@Myllenary258]

@@GwImFine Test Drive

[@tatianacross8089]

3:20 It's all fun and games until she cracks the whip!😂

[@lakshaysaroha7305]

5:29 People only talk CJ being afraid of Claud before. But never talk about how he was angry here, and ready to take both of their asses (especially Claud) and end GTA Liberty City right after it started.🔥

[@ShouT_AT]

7:48. Best Line in the whole Game.

[@wesker8657]

- Moms always told me to not talk to strangers (y) ~fire up the loud, another round of shots~ - And look what happened to the bitch! ~~TURN DOWN 4 WHAT!!??~~

[@alexanderalves5663]

2:58 “Oh my god. What in hell’s name is that?”

[@marukoamv2424]

If GTA SA has the same art quality and additional features like playing tennis, surfing in GTA V. Then not a single game in the future can ever beat GTA SA

[@DyoKasparov]

8:57 xDDDDDDDDDD

[@Sephinova]

0:29 Store sign at bottom left says “Max Pane” obvious reference to a certain series.

[@roy2586]

I miss the "How was it?" "Different." Part after Catalina whips CJ.

[@deathmire11]

man I love this game so much, it was so memorable. remember most of the quotes even YEARS after I since played it

[@elz1250]

2:47 if a girl makes you say "please no" run like he'll bro

[@liuchenen109]

Catalina : "How's yourr feel?" CJ : "Different..."

[@wullapwullap6270]

0:53 am i the only one who noticed that this "derek" have the voice of Ron from Gta 5?

[@ghost.asdead]

11:27 best part of the video 😂

[@Paperbagman555]

6:25 xD oh gosh that was a hilarious mission, the memories

[@HDMFamily]

04:54 cj was talking about claude

[@doomslayer1777]

Lol🤣

[@ozomini3400]

CJ got a condom stuck on his head 😂😂😂

[@RinaMaster77]

5:45 Oh sure, arrest the innocent guy instead of the one wearing the fucking GROUCHO GLASSES RIGHT THERE!

[@Lonystal]

11:31 I'm fucking dead! This game is GOLD!

[@antz97]

You gotta love cesar and woozie😂👌🏾

[@yardblah5161]

"Hell of a defense you got there buddy"!🤣that backhand was fierce

[@Krunchyz]

why isn't "the pope shit in the woods" not there

[@NinoDerungs]

Blind Whoozie .. best of the game xDD

[@jesseramirez6801]

11:30 LMFAO

[@LapGodGaming]

"carl. brother. relax man. youre really killing my fucking vibe here"

[@kennithdouglas]

"Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man."

[@gamechaser94]

Man that tanker guy had me weak af worst acting ever

[@mr0scary]

Who the fuck is berkley?

[@e.p.4941]

The interaction between Catalina and the gas station dude is one of my favorite dialogues in any game

[@L47M]

6:26 that's the most ruthless death ever !!

[@bruhduh1932]

At 0:30 seconds read the glass "Max Pane"

[@RetroPlus]

I love the fact that CJ is wearing the disguise mask through this!

[@seven-sixtwo762]

0:30 Max Pane....

[@alainportant6412]

0:56 Is that Tesla's self-driving bike or what

[@S117M4sterChief]

2:54 You all should really close your eyes and just listen. So entertaining

[@shuburneythielman66]

I closed my eyes and I moved when he got hit💀

[@clotholetsplay444]

5:02 When the game i bought from Steam Sales getting cheaper on the next Sales.

[@CoolDima09]

3:56 That guy in blue chew like a horse Lol

[@prasannajoshi6594]

One of the best line in game 11:33

[@x3mgamingmusic]

6:06 sounds like Trevor

[@oussamar5star]

and who the fuck is bercly BEST QUOTE EVERRRRR

[@szabolcsladanyi7297]

3:47 soo this is te explain for the graves near the house!

[@salar12234]

"...before I call the Sheriff." Man your entire gas station is situated opposite the Sheriff's Dept. Sheriff's be watching anyway. xD xD xD

[@jesus_loz5019]

best line in the game: 6:29 "You almost hit me!"

[@CoolDima09]

9:18 How the fuck is the blind one able to play a video game? And how the fuck did CJ lost against him? xD

[@mattbraga4033]

i never realized how funny this game was when i was 12 or 13 playing this

[@gunnaboykillaarchives2310]

lol Catalina is hilarious

[@gunnaboykillaarchives2310]

This whole game is hilarious

[@minhtihd5418]

9:41 “belly dad” my god I love San Andreas

[@skeletonking4119]

10:37 “Carl : I SURVIVER BITCH!!”

[@FaZeAngela]

4:25 i know cause cops always eat donuts

[@aztecza1368]

" GOD SPEEED DRIVERRR, GOD SPEEED!" 😂

[@netako]

Aztecz A1 "We need more than just the Lord's benefaction !"