Guess the family film from the IMDb Parents guide!

Monsters University, for instance, had concerned parents fret over its featuring of "horns and sharp teeth", "mild bullying", and "one character that is sucked up by a floor waxing machine".
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[@thisisfoodthisisbeans]

A long time ago, I wrote "All vegetables are entirely nude throughout the show" in the parents guide for Veggietales as a joke, and it's still there. Lmao.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

I guess now even their target audience can't watch it any longer *XD*

[@meaphrog8259]

Lmao, I just looked it up and it’s still there.

[@frankocean_loverr]

I checked and it’s still there

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

I mean, it is true

[@pasta_eeee]

LMAOO

[@1se3y0u]

What's interesting is that there's parts like "a slow death" and "has weapons pointed at him" and then there's just "he gets kicked in the balls"

[@whatdoinamethis7963]

🕉

[@dazcarrr]

I would rather have a slow death tbh

[@marsthings3917]

3 uses of gosh is honourable

[@evano7]

Eh, same thing.

[@davidvankampen9545]

Thats because IMDb parents guide is like wikipedia in that everyone can add things. And it is probably less protected than wikipedia pages.

[@captainbrainius6273]

Fun Fact: The IMDB Parent's Guide for The Iron Giant lists "A fisherman's boat is sunk" but does not mention the entire cast almost getting obliterated by a nuclear missile.

[@beartheconfused6798]

Or the literal on screen death of a deer, oh and the on screen ill be it fake death of the main kid character. Oh and the possible deaths of military guys after their vehicles exploded.

[@cal7772]

And the child getting knocked out and basically kidnapped

[@Godzillafan78]

Now I haven’t seen the movie in a while but didn’t it show in the first scene a civilization being wiped out by iron giants

[@Natalie-qm3ys]

@@Godzillafan78You might be confused for a deleted scene in which the Giant’s dream turns into a signal which gets broadcasted on Dean’s TV depicting that the Giant was meant for world destruction.

[@leirbag75]

​@@beartheconfused6798 *albeit

[@sugonmad2402]

The weird thing is, that some of the movies might actually be difficult for children, but never because of the reasons they picked out. Like I know that a lot of children can't sleep after seeing Harry Potter, but because it's eerie and scary at times, never because someone smokes a pipe or says "buggers".

[@carlycarmine3858]

I was more scared of the three headed dog than I was concerned with any rude British slang, Ron is known to call at least two of the villainous characters gits

[@Liggliluff]

IMDb lists many reasons. Matt just picked out 3 funny ones.

[@TheAwkwardGamer]

@@carlycarmine3858 I was terrified of any scene with Voldemort in it for years as a kid. Specifically, the Forbidden Forest scene and Harry's confrontation with Quirrell.

[@SUCCUBUS928]

Horry Pooter

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

@@TheAwkwardGamer The first time I watched the scene with Voldemort and the unicorn in the forest, I actually fainted out of fright. I was ten, I think.

[@Nyxxy8]

"We see wine in glasses on tables at a restaurant" is like saying "We see paper in books on bookshelves at a library" and it is supposed to be a warning

[@rachelcookie321]

I don’t even understand that. I can kinda understand why a parent wouldn’t want their kid seeing people drunk but are they just gonna deny the existence of alcohol to their child? If they don’t know about alcohol already they’ll probably just think it’s grape juice in a fancy cup. When I was a kid my parents used to give me “kids wine” which was just apple juice or black current juice.

[@l.pietrobon3925]

I think the one with the Lego movie having a a girl call her boyfriend 'babe' is worse. If you think that'd be offensive to your children you need to evaluate your relationship lmao.

[@LjCaples]

I mean, both can still hurt you

[@felixw19]

Imagine how these people must react to Ratatouille, a movie that largely takes place in restaurants.

[@NoriMori1992]

@Safwaan Why does L. Pietrobon need to evaluate their life?

[@JxsonKing]

The fact that someone finds it necessary to mention “stupid underwear” just shows how sheltered people can be

[@sullendragon8900]

Yeah, I'm pretty curious about whether the problem is with stupid or being ungrateful about gifts.

[@plsno8125]

That’s actually highly offensive to mormons

[@PolrisTired]

@@plsno8125 Most things are highly offensive to mormons

[@jackb3822]

@@plsno8125 pls explain

[@sydneynuttall8694]

@@plsno8125 Hi, Mormon here (though we prefer saying that we're members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints instead. Yes, I know it's a lot, just educating 😊). No, underwear jokes are not offensive (at least to me). Yes, we have our "sacred underwear" as people call it, but as long as it isn't poking fun directly at that sacred part of my religion, I'm fine. Showing boxers or calling underwear stupid is not a problem. And I mean in the context of the film, yeah any kid should be ticked off that they just get underwear for Christmas 😅 I'm happy to answer any respectful follow up questions if you like!

[@itsthemaggieshow]

Hands down, “a bad character constantly has accidents with a pie machine” is the best reason to blacklist a movie I’ve ever seen.

[@jocelynecupcake]

Some scenes in Chicken Run might be a little too intense for younger kids, and the story gets pretty heavy (it deals with heavy topics) and they're worried about the pie machine? XD it's still a beautiful movie and will always be my favorite DreamWorks movie

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

​@@jocelynecupcake MIGHT BE? Git yo paperclip-ass facts straightened it's clearly obvious the small idiots watching and screaming their heads off are terrified *XD* regardless of that and putting it aside, it's beautiful indeed

[@Orander]

​@@jocelynecupcakeit's not even okay for older kids more so teenagers when I was like 11 I watched it and had no idea what the fuck was happening constantly

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

​@@jocelynecupcakeTo be fair, Chicken Run traumatized me many years ago but the pie machine is the only thing I can clearly remember (the rest is just vague horror)

[@TheCaptainAmelia]

I liked the movie, I especially found the Scottish chicken to be interesting

[@lenee8959]

For laughs, I checked the IMDB Parents Guide for The Nightmare Before Christmas. There were reasonable warnings for the frightening imagery, but other warnings included “Two characters share a kiss at the end of the movie” and “Sally gives Jack a gift basket that seems to contain a bottle of alcohol.” I think that’s the least of our worries, thank you. 😂

[@Attmay]

Plenty of warnings about alcohol, but none about junk food. The latter is more damaging to your health since they basically shove it in your face from the moment of birth until you finally lose a leg and eyesight to diabetes.

[@joshraid1550]

Like do these parents just never let their children see wine bottles in their house? Do they just never drink wine while also having kids? Or is it only people who don't drink and hate all alcohol? Also it's not even full of beer, he opens it and it contains a butterfly. Also this is the same scene where she falls and gets torn limp from limb, and has to stitch herself back together. Why is the possibility of alcohol existing such a problem?

[@ejlyt9148]

The kissing warning is actually something I want to see more often. Not even for the kids, I just don’t like watching people make out.

[@lenee8959]

@@joshraid1550That was one of the warnings actually. Like I said, there are some reasonable ones, but also some that just seemed a little unnecessary. Another one included that Oogie Boogie is implied to be a gambler. I had no idea what that meant as a kid, and he’s the villain so he’d never inspire me to actually gamble.

[@spooky6703]

@@lenee8959 He's also full of bugs and snakes, and even thinking he was cool, I never once swallowed a dozen snakes to fill my body with them

[@junko4166]

The fact that someone prudish enough to get offended by the word "gosh" somehow managed to produce children is very puzzling indeed.

[@kevinnguyen552]

it’s literally an alternative for “god” and not everyone is religious! it doesn’t refer even to what god in particular you’re talking about

[@cinnamon4ada7]

@@kevinnguyen552 Kevin please learn to type

[@yukiko_5051]

@@kevinnguyen552 Gosh kevin, dog is not the same as gosh!

[@virtuallylightblue]

junko touhou

[@markymar]

I said gosh in first grade and all the kids looked at me like I just committed the biggest crime In the history of the world

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

The fact that IMDB felt the need to warn parents that Patrick wears fishnet stockings and boots in the SpongeBob movie just made my day.

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

fear the emos

[@tychopanda]

@@ethansucksatcuphead we'll kill your kids or infect them

[@fiona9891]

@Safwaan calling a human person a thot is mad weird you have 0 bitches

[@Potacintvervs]

@@fiona9891 calling all human women as "bitches" is mad weird. You have 0 sexual partners.

[@dionyzus2909]

@Safwaan how frustrated you are

[@hihi615]

I find the "Elsa walks with suggestive hip movement" odd, because watching her hip movements, she seems to walk exactly how every other kid's mom and auntie walks.

[@Jupiter-T]

I think they're referring to her power-walk during "Let it Go" - it does have a lot of hip, but I wouldn't say it's suggestive as much as it is just supermodel catwalk looking.

[@hockeyislife2]

@@Jupiter-Tit definitely made 11 year old me feel things

[@JeremiahWolfe-tz6gk]

@hockeyislife2 I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s images of elsa online that will definitely make you feel similar feelings. Im not going to go any farther with that.

[@DoubleGigaNiga]

@@Jupiter-T how is walking suggestive. Wtf are these parents on

[@CarterFelixOfficial]

@@hockeyislife2 When I was 11 It made me feel disgusted, oddball

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

I love how one of the grievances with the Lego movie is not that Emmett was naked, but that he had no genitalia whist being naked.

[@Jupiter-T]

I thought it was reassurance - like "don't worry though, he may be naked but he's just a lego man"

[@Diablo_Himself]

Was Emmett transgender...? Haha.

[@elektra81516]

I love how The Incredibles is the most mature Pixar movie where people are actually killed (albeit off screen but the subject matter though) however "idiot" happens to be what the parents focus on

[@japanpanda2179]

Off screen? The main villain is killed on screen.

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

The movie literally portrays genocide, suicide, and murder but nooo he says idiot

[@bird_obsession]

Turning Red definitely gives The Incredibles a run for its money for most mature Pixar film.

[@THElessgo123]

I somehow instantly got the lego movie in the first "Hint"

[@japanpanda2179]

@@bird_obsession Nahhh it's not even comparable. The jokes about periods are a small part of the movie and would just go Ober the head of any kid who's too young.

[@onewingedangel9189]

Imagine being so offended at the word gosh that you feel the need to warn other parents about it in case they don't want their children to hear it

[@pluto3194]

Censor this comment immediately there are children here!

[@romemaster]

Intense Ned Flanders

[@Subject_Keter]

Gosh, that abit harsh dont you think?

[@Asteroidis3Epic497]

@@Subject_Keter gosh! why would you say that word!

[@saturnzhornetz44]

@@Asteroidis3Epic497 GOSH! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE WORD TO SAY, THERE ARE CHILDREN!

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

I got 8! I’m so mad that half of all the reviews are mad at women for having bodies. Like “suggestive hip movement” she was simply walking.

[@luigivercotti6410]

Hey! No corporeal existence allowed! You'd better be an abstract concept in Plato's world of ideas next time I look that way!

[@victai163]

the ursula one that literally started with "her boobs bounce" was ridiculous lol. thats how flesh works, it moves when you move unless it's rock hard muscle. but the rest of that one made sense lol i remember ursula saying "DONT UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF BOOOODY LANGUAGE" 😂

[@revolvingworld2676]

​@@victai163 I mean you gotta admit that Ursula is being purposely suggestive at times. Not like any kids are gonna notice tho

[@andromeda_va39]

​@@victai163 I must admit the boob shot was unnecessary

[@Captain_Cashies]

"Suggestive existence, unsuitable"

[@spiltmilk0204]

i love how the charlie in the chocolate factory one didn’t mention the factory entry scene where the little dolls are all singing and burning that scene traumatized me when i first saw that movie

[@carlycarmine3858]

Me too, their distorted voices at the end of the scene still haunt me to this day... not to mention before the fireworks even went off I thought they looked and sounded wrong somehow 😣😖😣 never gonna be able to watch that movie again

[@roxassora2706]

​@@carlycarmine3858 Same

[@carlycarmine3858]

@@roxassora2706 but then I'm also scared of THX too, so I guess I scare easily

[@roxassora2706]

@@carlycarmine3858 I hate loud noises

[@carlycarmine3858]

@@roxassora2706 you would probably hate THX then

[@ameliespencer97]

Of all the things in Incredibles that might be considered unsuitable for younger viewers it's hilarious that they went with "one use of idiot" rather than "a man attempts to throw himself off a building" or "includes the genocide of many superheroes" lmao

[@callummclachlan4771]

Don't forget, "The mass extinction of humanity."

[@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771]

Or "guy is sucked into a jet fan before exploding"

[@genericname2747]

A baby is set on fire. The baby is fine though

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

That's America for you

[@shadowclaw7210]

Or how Helen and Bob are flirting.

[@jebbryant6522]

Love how they assume the frog and snake “die a slow and painful death” from drifting into the sky. If they didn’t die from getting blown up and tied off like balloons they’re immortal

[@rvsen5351]

Yeah, but that's actually worse?

[@jebbryant6522]

@@rvsen5351 worse but not slow and painful

[@jlammetje]

What about the bird that explodes when it tries to match Fiona’s pitch? 😂

[@dylanwills1138]

@@jlammetje Doesn't Farquaad get eaten alive by the dragon at the end or am I misremembering that?

[@jlammetje]

@@dylanwills1138 Yep, he does get eaten alive! XD (and then proceeds to join the festivities from inside the belly, hahaha)

[@DrKoneko]

There was some movie that listed "homie" as a swear word on the parents guide. That was the only "swear" in the movie and 2 people decided the swearing in the movie was SEVERE

[@ASTR0B0Y.]

When I heard about the giant furby, all the furby lines from the movie just popped into my head. “I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN CHILDREN!!” “THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!” “SO BE IT! LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!!” Amazing movie.

[@Bluebatstar]

I've never seen the movie and read all of those in my head as Matt's furby voice. Absolute insanity they didn't get him for voice acting.

[@ambermillerrr]

​@@Bluebatstarwatch it

[@Minceraft69]

The lord farquaad one is pretty much the only one where I see their point. But, 1. It's funny, and 2. I guarantee almost nobody noticed that without someone else pointing it out lmao

[@riverstein7251]

I didn’t notice the adult jokes until I was 15 years older and watched a video about all the hidden adult jokes in Shrek. The blanket thing was one I had to squint at and rewatch several times to get why the magic mirror guy looked so uncomfortable too. I’m surprised the parents guide didn’t mention Shrek saying “do you think he’s compensating for something” when looking at lord Farquad’s tower-that’s the more obvious one but kids definitely won’t get it. Honestly the first SpongeBob movie was way worse than Shrek in terms of subtlety about adult jokes. Even as a kid I could understand something was going on with those goofy goober sundays to make SpongeBob start slurring and wake up on the floor of the ice cream bar the next morning.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Either your kid already knows it. Ot they won't notice it while watching

[@NoriMori1992]

@@justanotheranimeprofilepic I'm almost 30 and I never noticed on my own. I had to read it elsewhere.

[@o-mega7515]

I never onced realized this and when I rewatched that scene I still didn't see it.

[@pureicefire]

I not only never noticed this but no matter how many times I watched that section of this video (in slow motion even), I still can’t see the lump itself, just his glance.

[@yeethittter1285]

I love the ones where the first two are basically nothing then the third one is an insane and oddly specific scene description

[@pixelpython7567]

Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote

[@o-mega7515]

I saw you comment on the bootleg toys video too. I was the guy who confirmed that zote is indeed your father and you cannot argue with this fact

[@yeethittter1285]

@@o-mega7515 😭😭😭

[@moonlightwinter1072]

I see you everywhere. Uh, hi?

[@o-mega7515]

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[@Workof]

Good thing Parents can save their children from "Song is very sad"

[@nallyaaaaaa]

this just makes me increasingly sad for the kids of those parents the longer the video goes on

[@Attmay]

Somebody needs to take the children away from those parents and arrest the parents.

[@fernharrypottercrazy3351]

I just need to know what parent had the time and patience to count exactly how many times certain swear words were used in the first movie on the list-

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Someone with either to much time on their hands, or too many hands for they’re time.

[@lorifischer6885]

they just have a clipboard out with a pen in the movie theater while writing down every swear word they hear so they can warn other parents.

[@bazookasniper5167]

Why do they bother counting though? Is 573 'fucks' actually that much better than 574?

[@h-Films]

@@bazookasniper5167 yes

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

@@infiniteplanes5775 how did you write the first "their" correctly but not the second? Autocorrect?

[@zvarrivelociraptor]

There were many things that horrified me about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and NONE of them are what is listed there lmao

[@hamedalzarooni442]

The welcome song is what comes to mind And I guess some blueberry inflation

[@b_read6941]

@@hamedalzarooni442 Not to mention the deaths of the children

[@lefthandedspanner]

and that's just the film version - the original book, or any Roald Dahl book for that matter, would have parents like this shitting themselves

[@lorifischer6885]

there's ONE thing that makes the original scarier than the Tim Burton remake (surprisingly) the river scene where it portrays Wonka's Insanity. That was something I would have expected from Tim burton, and I was surprised that the scene from the remake was tamer than the original.

[@snookerwither9955]

@@lorifischer6885 if I remember correctly that bit isn't in the book either. I have no idea why that scene was added, the rest of the film is really cheerful and not creepy at all haha

[@themarquess]

I'd really like to meet the person whose parents sheltered them from seeing wine glasses as a kid. What would be this person's confusion when they see a wine glass for the first time as an adult? "Is it a little fish bowl on one leg?"

[@swaggyhotdog]

Hey there lad. Sorry for the miraculously late reply, but I was one of those kids. Very sheltered, and my mom had trauma with alcohol so I knew less than nothing about it. First time I saw a wine glass I thought it was just a really fancy glass, anticlimactic, I know

[@X-SPONGED]

"██████ does something suggestive on Bob on top of a building" [2:41] _Damn, Bob The Builder was WAAAY different than what I remembered as a child..._

[@Sigma-xb6kn]

Somehow, the person managed to leave out all the ACTUALLY disturbing parts of Chicken Run. Throwing the main characters into a meat grinder, showing a (fake) decapitation and having somebody crushed is apparently perfectly fine...

[@osmano675]

Seriously, that movie gave me nightmares as a kid.

[@JastrzabTrzeci]

This move is a holocaust alegory

[@theflickchick9850]

@Jastrab, I can't tell if this is a joke or not but it's actually just a retelling of "The Great Escape".

[@scarletrosekat9444]

maybe it was there but not included in the video

[@Kiannka]

Because it was done to chickens. People couldn't get sensitive about that, because then they'd have to face the reality that this is done to millions of chicken per day just so we can have this gross white substance that mcdonalds calls chicken nuggets

[@kirbymaster4813]

My favourites are when they list the number of times a “swear word” is said, but it’s for a word that really isn’t considered a swear like “butt” or “gosh”

[@lajeonit]

I like that they give a specific number as if that's important

[@synphilia4776]

@@lajeonit 9 mentions of "gosh"? Acceptable. 10? Too far. Outrageous, oh the humanity

[@furinick]

Those are almost copypasta material

[@beywheelzhater8930]

1:10 2:43 Ah yes my favorite swears, "sucks" and "Idiot"

[@kevinnguyen552]

Yeah, butts are just a body part, I understand that they smell bad but things like skunks are not a swear word and they smell bad too!

[@aaabirdman]

Matt needs to dub over the Furby scene in The Mitchells vs. The Machines- it would be hilarious!

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Furby: *WAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

[@DrWatson4]

Love the starting one of Toy story saying Reckless driving 😂😂

[@anothergamer4126]

Tonight, on Top Gear... A character gets kicked in the balls, A reference is made to R rated films, And a giant Furby breaks out of its box and once out releases a monster-like yell.

[@Matt_Rose]

I made purposeful attempts NOT to sound like I was doing a Top Gear episode, even went back to rerecord some of the lines, and I STILL sound a bit like Clarkson.

[@audiovisualcringe]

@@Matt_Rose next week on bottom gear we will inhale exhoost fume

[@wolfkitty42]

@@Matt_Rose Please tell me you've watched the furby scene with captions please

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Mitchells vs the Machines!

[@wolfkitty42]

The furby scene is nothing without captions

[@StuffandThings_]

I love how serious these descriptions are. As if these descriptions must be crystal clear of the content and any potential problem otherwise these kids are toast.

[@Krixwell]

I mean, the more clear the better for parents to make their own decisions about what they want to expose their kids to.

[@StuffandThings_]

@@Krixwell I mean I know _why_ they try and be so clear, it just comes off as hilariously over the top and comedic out of context

[@glumbortango7182]

One reference to childhood mortality "...otherwise these kids are toast" _StuffandThings comment under KZbin video "Guess the family film from the IMDb Parents guide!"_

[@ben_.q]

Congrats for 1k likes

[@lifelegit8315]

Oh their toast alright, in HELL

[@MongerOfStrings8222]

These are definitely the same parents who blend all of their childs meals in case of a "choking hazard"

[@emm._.]

Impressed with the parent who actually counted the number of times fuck appears and event noted the variants of times it appeared 💀

[@CherryBoi101]

“A man remembers a woman yelling “Do me harder!” During sex.” Ah yes, my favorite scene from the Disney movie hit, Frozen.

[@SHDUStudios]

Might’ve been a slightly better movie if that happened.

[@redbaron7117]

@@SHDUStudios Too bad you can only imagine. Nevermind i forgot about rule34

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

"aren't you a bit too young to marry him? You barely know him!" "I'm just very down bad sis"

[@midnightshadow1491]

Plot twist, the donkey can talk.

[@10Or106]

Hans and Anna must've had a closer relationship than we thought...

[@Chrmel0]

I did scarily well. I'm very pleased with myself for this achievement.

[@bowenjudd1028]

Me too

[@sophiajonke432]

I only got like 3 lol

[@shoeling]

same

[@artbycallie6816]

Yea I got 7- maybe 8 Bc I changed my guess of “sonic” to “the incredibles” last minute so I gave myself half a point and then I guessed “home alone” and it was home alone too, so another half point bringing me to 7 (unless you count stuff like that, then it’s 8)

[@Shizzy5321]

Same

[@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff]

I love how they noticed and mentioned that detail about Farquad but not "Shrek says he thinks he's compensating for something, which I think means he has a small-" "Donkey!!"

[@spooky6703]

My favourite is long since gone, but the movie Rubber used to have a parental warning saying that the tire "blows animals the fuck up"

[@steamedhams3056]

The amount of whiplash i got when it went from “3 uses of g***” to “People accidentally slide into sex positions” is unreal

[@graydavid5188]

Type g**h the full thing offends me

[@steamedhams3056]

@@graydavid5188 my bad

[@someguys4head437]

@@steamedhams3056 I think he might have been joking

[@steamedhams3056]

@@someguys4head437 no, it makes sense, the “g word” is a very offensive slur, so i get it

[@Alisonsgachaverse]

@@steamedhams3056 huh?

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Imagine people taking this seriously and making their kids grow up this sheltered. They'd have a heart attack upon going to secondary school

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Oh my they have body hair mommy get the car were in danger

[@rachelcookie321]

They would have a heart attack upon going to primary school.

[@kaitlyn_stark]

They would have a heart attack if they ever stepped outside the house

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

@Safwaan Well considering the dude who made up the idea of evolution was tried in court and admitted to bullshitting the research entirely

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

@@senritsujumpsuit6021 I thought it was on his deathbed?

[@nogoodatpvp]

Bro, that Happy Feet one caught extremely of guard.

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

I love how insane children’s shows are when all the context is removed

[@mtndew314]

_If only there was some sort of pre-existing movie rating system that could tell you if a movie is suitable for children to watch_

[@Axolity_]

To be fair those rating systems are atrocious

[@theundyingunknown8824]

The rating systems are horrible and presided over by an independent board of old white boomers. LGBT content is consistently rated as being for more 'mature' audiences than straight content for the same actions (kissing, light groping, etc.). As funny as this video is and some parents' limits and reactions to words like 'gosh,' IMDB's system is good in that it allows people to get a clearer picture overall. I can also imagine it would be good for a friend looking at movies to watch with someone who has specific traumas or PTSD to be on the lookout for certain types of mature content but not others.

[@emberhermin52]

This is supposed to be a more detailed version of that

[@pumaman7072]

Not like anyone every listens to them anyways.

[@Neo2266.]

@@theundyingunknown8824 Alright curb your racism there

[@levieverhart8640]

Finally someone else who realizes how dumb IMDB Parents guide is. They make some films and games sound evil and disgusting even if it's the most kind friendly shit ever, and then you have people saying RDR2 isn't violent at all, and for some reason is under the impression you can remove the violence from rdr2 I SAID RDR2 AS IN THE WILD WEST GAME NOT R2-D2 THE ROBOT AHHHH

[@shipwreck9146]

Tbh, I usually just use the parent's guide to make sure the movie isn't too weak. (Or if I'm looking for a movie with a lot of nudity. I watch porn for the plot.)

[@thrownstair]

The problem is it's all crowdsourced. It's either too vague or written by moral guardians who clutch their pearls so hard that Mary Whitehouse would tell them to tone it down.

[@bagpipegaming]

They said BOTW is 18 plus because of the great fairies

[@levieverhart8640]

@@bagpipegaming excuse me W H A T

[@levieverhart8640]

@@thrownstair Who's Mary Whitehouse lol

[@sparklycrayonz]

i love that i could tell one was the mitchells vs the machines just from the words "giant furby" ive watched that movie too much

[@paigemontague4022]

I always have a fun time looking at the parents guide for my favourite Disney movies 😂

[@Attmay]

Let me know when you get to the listing for *Bedknobs and Broomsticks.* Even the name of that film should trigger the most prudish audience members.

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

They really undersold Charlie and the chocolate factory, I mean they didn’t even mention the fact that those kids suffer from irreparable physical and mental damage, but noooo the lingerie is bad part

[@Subject_Keter]

Seeeing violetta swole up is wtf material

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

@@Subject_Keter I remember someone once saying that she dictated the type of women they liked, and I’ve been disturbed by it ever since

[@radicalonion4979]

@@luisalonsoxy3530 WHAT

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

@@radicalonion4979 5 years since I’ve heard that and it still sticks to me whenever I watch that movie (or play gta as they were also extremely thirsty for the fat women in that game) honestly that person as a whole was a fever dream, a literal protagonist in life

[@radicalonion4979]

@@luisalonsoxy3530 We are side characters in comparison to them

[@d1sco2000]

a genuine IMDb parents guide section i found for one of the newer star trek movies said: 'there is a scene where captain kirk washes his face shirtless. however, he is played by chris pine, making the scene rather sexy' or something like that

[@aidankocherhans9861]

Were they saying his sexiness made it more appropriate or less apropriate?

[@owyemen9367]

@@aidankocherhans9861 yes

[@jozefienvoets2744]

I never even realized Cleopatra did that in the lego movie. I thought she was just holding a snake weirdly

[@fenrir6911]

funfact that scene is inspired by a scene that might have been real we aren't completely sure about how she died, but on of the two stories historians agree on the most is that she commited s*icide with a snake to avoid humiliation from the roman emperor, August

[@en.nattuggla]

4:22 that would’ve actually been good review for me bc when I watched this as a child I got so disgusted by the guy entering a chicken I had to leave the theatre. I got actually sick and disturbed by it and I can’t tell you why

[@burnv06]

I remember I was just annoyed that he didn’t die like he would in real life. For some reason THAT was the one part of the movie I got annoyed at for being unrealistic

[@Hyzentley]

I mean yeah, these chicken thingies were pretty scary

[@kennedy_bennedy]

I’m imagining this little kid going to school thinking he’s a total badass when he walks up to some other kids and says: “Get outta the way ✨fresh fish✨

[@bokaxet1698]

I'm 100% stealing that XD

[@Luna-Taxers]

@@bokaxet1698 not if I do it first

[@RGC_animation]

I laughed harder than I should on that! 😂

[@flyingorange2482]

*stinky stinky*

[@Google_remote]

if someone calls me a fresh fish id take it as a compliment.

[@jordanr.2120]

What sets Matt apart from other "reading things I find on the internet" channels is the absolutely genius premises. Anyone can pull up a reddit thread and sit in front of a microphone and jiggle their vocal cords around, but few have the moderately unhinged creativity needed to come up with ideas like this.

[@knightofiron]

True that

[@Maaike88888888]

This is so on point. And the reason I like Matt so much more than any other reading things channels.

[@shann2446]

I think I will start quoting "jiggle their vocal cords" now. Thank you.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Thank you so much for that description. This is why Matt and his videos will always have a special place in my heart.

[@clubbyvasighn4615]

It reminds me of sorrowtv and soothouse.

[@mariopeen6764]

6:21 Did you know it’s illegal to get fish drunk? Hmmmm

[@literallyafishhook]

​@RemiliaScarletz oh what the fuck

[@beeswithchainsaws]

my favorite parents guides are the ones that were obviously written by children

[@denj4s]

the ending was WAY too good, I can only imagine some parents being so confused about this

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Sounds like a R rated version of behind the scenes Anna and kristoff

[@bigbabado8296]

I'm baffled that these parents even figured out how to have children if they're this sheltered.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@user-pl5us3pk1r From what?, G rated movies? You cant be so sheltered; that you think Gosh, Butt and Bignose are swears

[@samara.morgan]

@@user-pl5us3pk1r It's not protecting. One day these children will become adults, parents are supposed to *prepare* them for it. Parents like these will not talk to their kids about sex and then get shocked when they become grandparents very early.

[@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771]

@@user-pl5us3pk1r this level of sheltering can actually fuck a kid up permanently. This is how you have kids with no confidence, no trust in their parents, no idea how to handle things like sex and confrontation ect.

[@LavaSaver]

@@user-pl5us3pk1r Don’t know if you’re trolling, but sheltering a child so hard you don’t even let them hear words like ‘idiot’ or ‘gosh’ is a fast track to ruining a kid’s life before it even really starts.

[@thestellarfalco5528]

@@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 Ay Pigma pfp

[@Eaten_squid_cake]

“Elsa does a walk with some very suggestive hip movement” they could NOT be able to go to a fashion show

[@johnkramer8091]

"Reckless driving" in Toy Story 2 caught me off guard right at the beginning, this is hilarious

[@slofi2376]

Imagine your a kid and you want to watch frozen but you end up watching frozen instead

[@whatusernameis5295]

Lmao yes that would be funny

[@callummclachlan4771]

Or being an insular elderly person, "If this heinous stuff is aimed at children, what's it like for adults? Degenerates everywhere."

[@gavinfox7216]

I’m surprised Happy Feet got off so clean. They chose to point out the use of “gosh” and ignored when Mumble’s mom refers to her husband as “daddy” and the fact that the Great Guru has a “couch of endless indulgence” that he takes his ladies to. Edit: I want to clarify Mumble’s mom was definitely not saying daddy in an innocent way. Listen to the tone of her voice and you’ll understand.

[@aidankocherhans9861]

Right? I watched the first 10 minutes of it a while ago and it's the horniest animated kids movie I've ever seen!

[@gryffindorftw6198]

I’m surprised they left out the part where Gloria was grinding on Mumble during “Boogie Wonderland”.

[@fizzgryphon4849]

"GO FFFFFF- FORTH! AND MULTIPLY! Come to think of it, why don't we all go forth and multiply." The whole movie is a brilliant spectacle of "what can we get away with in a film of singing, dancing penguins" and it's beautiful

[@thepinkestpigglet7529]

Yeah the conflict of that movie was a penguin worrying he would never have sex because he dances and they just chose to mention characters saying g the word gosh

[@theKobus]

It’s by the same dude as all the Mad Max films. I wonder how many drafts it took to get a g rating.

[@HeavenlyMercury2800]

4:57 "This moment may upset/frighten young viewers" my ass. That was the funniest part of the movie and my sister (who was 9 or so during the time) could not stop laughing

[@lord_alex12]

My favorite two reviews on a parental guidance anime movie being about how it's inappropriate to have a skirts above knee level in a children's movie (with no other complaints) and the second one very nonchalantly talking about a character being melted alive with acid into a burnt bloody hole in the floor *Excusqueeze me what?*

[@MoreCoffePlease]

Fun fact: in the Lego movie when Cleopatra tries to commit suicide with a snake, this was actually historically accurate.

[@savage_bob7173]

Except she probably didnt use a snake

[@MoreCoffePlease]

@@savage_bob7173 no ur definitely was a snake

[@MoreCoffePlease]

@@savage_bob7173 no it was definitely was a snake

[@MoreCoffePlease]

@Mateusz Abramczyk no, cleopatra used a snake to bite her so she could die

[@peppercornjesus4588]

@@MoreCoffePlease were you there when it happened?

[@Gfreak250]

If you think the way you found Frozen (2010) was bad, imagine my confusion when that was the first one I saw and I was completely unaware that Disney had brought out a film under the same name. Then to hear kids asking each other if they'd seen Frozen.

[@xpearl_heartx]

I’m surprised that in Charlie chocolate factory, they were more concerned for “some martial arts action” in a whopping one scene, and not the countless implied body horror (that blueberry scene gave me nightmares and yet some kicking is what you riot about?)

[@carlycarmine3858]

Notice that they also conveniently left out mentioning those nightmare inducing animatronics

[@a.nameless7530]

Not only will these children grow up to be traumatized by so much as someone falling off a bicycle, these "parents" are spending so much time analyzing the film that they are neither 1) spending time with their children, and 2) NOT STOPPING THEIR CHILDREN FROM WATCHING IT

[@artsycandy9183]

For "The Incredibles" I'm surprised the IMDb Parent guide didn't mention the entire scene showing a suicide attempt in the beginning of the movie... That actually would have been somewhat reasonable compared to what they actually mentioned. 2:56

[@icantthinkofanything798]

I watched this movie with a 6 year old I was babysitting and when he asked "what's the man doing" I kinda panicked and I just told him the truth, but I hope I didn't emotionally scar him. Should've thought that through and said he was falling or something

[@tobyjack1238]

Instead of mentioning it, they felt the need to warn parents that they use the word “idiot” Edit: Just looked it up, it is mentioned, it was just buried under the violence section, pretty much as a footnote.

[@haveyoumettess]

Funny enough, that never got through to me as a kid. I kept thinking he was a stunt man that Mr Incredible mistook for someone committing suicide. Still, the depth of suicide was entirely lost on 8 year old me

[@pancakes8670]

They're probably too stupid to understand what was happening

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@icantthinkofanything798 Children should know what suicide is. I'm not saying tell them, but if they ask don't lie (tone it down obviously). I was really suicidal as a first grader without realizing what suicide was but it was an "inappropriate topic" so I could never talk about it.

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

Ever noticed Matt makes this specific face that makes him look a bit like a wise monk crying on the toilet (not depicted in this video)?

[@yeethittter1285]

I can see where you're coming from actually

[@no-be3zv]

I have never thought of it that way but now I can't unsee it

[@Kadamien]

I have never heard of a better depiction of anything Best part I have no idea of which Pic your talking about

[@The_VanTM]

@@Kadamien me neither, but just imagining it is enough already 🤣

[@sunnysidedown404]

The antagonist in Up has a gun. Why isn't this of all things mentioned lmao

[@shadowscythes]

I'm actually surprised at how many of these I guessed correctly given the relatively narrow span of movie genres I typically watch

[@Sincald]

I correctly guessed the one at the end, but I incorrectly took "is impaled by an icicle" and "does a walk with some very suggestive hip movement" to both be Olaf

[@aidankocherhans9861]

Same, maybe I was thinking of him mimicking Elsa in frozen 2, because he does sway his hips suggestively there

[@gadiesandlentlemen]

somehow, i did the same thing bahaha

[@janekredemann7609]

Anyone else thought at first that Frozen was Ice age? I mean,didn’t Soto get impaled by an icicle too?

[@dotdotdot...176]

Me too

[@carlycarmine3858]

Elsa wasn't even being suggestive, she was just walking

[@BrickfallOfficial]

I feel so sorry for the children of whoever wrote those parents guides. They'll probably grow up to be junkies or worse, marketing executives.

[@krash1220]

Honestly, judging by the way some of these are written, I actually think it's the sheltered _kids_ writing these.

[@swantsa]

My parents don’t write them but if I ever ask to watch anything pg-13 (I’m thirteen) they have to search about it first.

[@swantsa]

It’s honestly really annoying, and because they are so strict I had to find out about everything in life the hard way

[@BrickfallOfficial]

@@swantsa I'm 33, That type of helicopter parenting may ultimately have a negative psychological impact on you and could result in long term issues with authority figures in your life. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing, distrusting authority is extremely important as an adult, but it could create a learned helplessness/co-dependency situation when you’re older. They’ll be doing it out of love but ultimately, it’s a warped twisted variant driven by fear of a dAnGeRoUswOrLd™. You’ve got 2 choices, you can either try to reason with them which probably won’t work, or outsmart them. When I was a kid I did the later and was a completely free spirit, after a while they just gave up.

[@halfdraco7765]

Funny how I don't recall there being a goosing scene in Chicken Run, but the Parent's Guide for some reason DOESN'T include the violent off-screen decapitation of an innocent person 😬

[@promaster424]

Thus quiz was harder than lord Farqaad in that scene

[@thejinxedcat3616]

"I've removed names I think will give the game away" proceeded to say "king blank moves his body" I wonder if king being block the word king would have made it harder

[@littlemau1360]

I saw king and private and knew! I think he forgot Private was the characters name and not ranked

[@kaiburrus3190]

Lemur was the most obvious thing for me. I glossed over everything else.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

To be fair I thought it was king dedede at the very first line

[@whatusernameis5295]

@@littlemau1360 I haven't watched Madagascar yet but recently I've been watching a bunch of clips so I knew private and I knew it was one of them but I didn't know one of the characters is named king

[@kodarpy]

“with a flag between his bare buttocks” me immediately: yep, that’s Spongebob movie. can’t be anything else

[@cryspbacon]

like if you didn't immediately get that, you've got to have been too old for spongebob.

[@DrWhoFanJ]

@@cryspbacon Or you simply aren’t interested in a movie adaptation of a TV show you’ve never seen. Some of us just never actually had the channel that broadcast that show, so it’s not that we’re “too old”; we simply had no way of experiencing it. (Admittedly, I doubt I would’ve watched it anyway even if I could, but that’s not even close to the primary reason!)

[@baldibaldimore6423]

@@DrWhoFanJ bro im 99% sure that comment was joking lol

[@DrWhoFanJ]

@@baldibaldimore6423 I never said it wasn’t. Doesn’t change that I was providing a genuine alternative reason, though.

[@lordstarscream5136]

I’m surprised that The Road to El Dorado wasn’t even an honorable mention

[@Godzillafan78]

The reviews for that movie must be wild

[@vizthex]

i will never understand the mentality of these people who want to micro-manage their kids so much said kids basically can't experience life lmao. good way to have them totally abandon you lol

[@Bloxed]

This isn't micro-managing as much as it is just ultra conservative attitudes as to what is inappropriate in the most extreme cases. Micro-Managing would be alot more like forcing them to do stuff

[@thatoneguy5205]

Matt you make my worst days so much better, your humor is so good and i love sharing my stories in the comments. Youre a great man and please, never stop what you do

[@fries5849]

I miss read your comment at first and thought you say “Matt you make my days worse”

[@thatoneguy9582]

-nice username-

[@thatoneguy5205]

@@thatoneguy9582 brother i thought i lost you

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

@@fries5849 he just averages the days If the day is very bad, he makes it better If the day is very good, he makes it worse It's a Double-Edged sword(?)

[@chelnahtheegghead]

Even those these are pretty silly, I appreciate how the parents guide tells me what’ll be in the more “grown-up” movies I’m thinking of watching since I’m not a fan of gore/nudity.

[@Lotselance]

I use the IMDb parent's guide when I want to watch a movie with my parents, and want to make sure there's no long awkward sex scenes in it before selecting a movie lol

[@deezboyeed6764]

@@Lotselance weak, watch it with your parents.

[@fetchwalkerenthusiast]

There's also a site called something along the lines of "does the dog die" that does that more effectively than the parents guide if you're ever looking to skip over something specific

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

I feel like the Incredible’s one is the most obvious just because of the well known scene where Bob uses 50% of his power for a good reason

[@connormaloney2180]

Kind of nuts that Shawshank's depiction of drinking beer seems to be a bigger problem than the beatings, murders, suicides, and rapes.

[@lilyy4427]

Wait wait. How did they not mention someone literally trying to commit suicide in the incredibles? That was dark af lol

[@wil.d_sage]

“You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!”

[@Thestuffnope]

@Not Important 2*. Two people get sucked into jet turbines.

[@circumplex9552]

@@Thestuffnope and one of them was a child/teen too

[@carlycarmine3858]

@@circumplex9552 no,as far as I know Syndrome was in his late 20s

[@Liggliluff]

He picked out 3 per film. IMDb does list the suicide and genocide.

[@AHBelt]

I didn't keep count but I think I got a third or so: I've heard the 'penis breath' was added to E.T. to keep it from getting a G rating, which might have made people think it was boring.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

LMAO

[@EvilSnips]

ok but ET was disturbing for me as a kid without considering that line lol

[@GreenieJay]

@@EvilSnips same here, except I watched E.T when I was 8 and (yes I was pretty sheltered even though I had full internet access, thank God I couldn't read) I didn't understand what a penis was and never questioned it xD

[@rachelcookie321]

@@GreenieJay I was probably about the same age when I watched ET and I feel like I would of known what a penis was since I had seen them before but I must of not noticed that part of something because I do not remember it at all. I was a very curious child but I was also very naive and overlooked lots of things, and I still am and do.

[@Me-io3wg]

@@GreenieJay How come you couldn't read at 8, didn't you go to school?

[@user-vg2ld3mn6p]

0:39 my man Wall-E didnt know what it was, he is just a silly curious robot

[@PhantomwolfReal]

“Private” gives the movie away. He’s literally the penguin with the British accent.

[@crabwonton753]

The one for Garfield's Pet Force is especially funny because it's got a bunch of misspellings. Also, I got 8/20.

[@jademonass2954]

somehow, same

[@dawgzuhn9151]

I too got 8/20

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

I took a look at that, and I love the warning about a character wearing lipstick. "Right, that's it: we're not watching this film." "Why?" "A character wears lipstick."

[@colexp5458]

I got 3/20 lmao

[@jordanhunter3375]

Most of them, lost count, although I didn't get Little Mermaid, Lego Movie, and Jumanji

[@zoesidener7724]

The one warning about usage of "gosh" reminds me of the time when I watched a movie at a friends house, but since his family is Mormon, they have a streaming service that cuts out anything christians might take offense to. It even had warnings for stuff like "a womans bare leg is shown"

[@eforoyal]

Imagine being offended by a leg

[@zoesidener7724]

@@eforoyal yeah the whole traditional modesty thing is thinly veiled hatred of women doing things of their own volition

[@therealCrazyJake]

Christian? Or AMISH?! 🤔

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

I am so glad I wasn't born in such a family

[@Jashinist-follower]

@@eforoyalwhat still drives me nuts is schools being offended somehow by a shoulder, like???

[@Jking0005]

The furby one is totally reasonable. No one, not even adults, should ever be subjected to the horrors of furbies.

[@EEEEEEE36364]

I watched the last movie with my mom and totally forgot about the bones thing. It was painful to watch and kinda scared me, but I’m glad it’s just fiction tbh! The ending was sad, too. I suggest watching it, but not if you’re sensitive to blood!

[@thatonetheone]

Thanks a lot for the warning! Definitely writing that movie down.

[@BeckyNosferatu]

As a mother, this just makes me weep for the kids those folks are raising. Sheltering a child never ends well.

[@BobBob-vy9ds]

My parents somehow managed to keep me from knowing the word fuck until fourth grade when a third grader wrote it on the bus window. Mainly wondering how at this point, pretty certain I had watched movies with it before. IDK. They also failed to see me when I was 4-7 watching The Signs with them. My mom got mad when she found out I watched it when asking what movie it was when I was 15. I literally thought it was one of the funniest movies ever and it inspired my love for aliens.

[@swantsa]

@@BobBob-vy9dssame, I didn’t find out about swear words until I was 8 and some kid told me to say puck with my fingers in my mouth

[@admiral_waffles533]

This video made me realize these IMDB helicopter parents can have a dirtier mind than people who watch the hub daily. I was dying when the movie was revealed to be Happy Feet.

[@literallycuhteeneightyfour]

At 4:18 I can't even believe they didn't point out the use of "holy crap balls"

[@Veehead1]

Moment of silence for the first person who had to rewatch a movie to type how many times the movie said a bad word

[@MisterGlowbro]

one day you have thought about Mr. Krabs surfing on a pizza. And that day is today.

[@camerondon3712]

Curse you for this. WOULD HE NOT DRIVE A PATTY?!

[@templecatt]

unless someone has aphantasia

[@brodstytoasty]

@@templecatt I felt very smart knowing what that is even though I just learned about it yesterday 💀

[@jesalt8230]

Idk why, but you remembered me about the game

[@therandomsurfboard4072]

The Oogieloves currently has "There is a scene where a character rips another characters eyes out it's sockets. It is a long scene and is very gross and gory for young kids." and "A hot air balloon with multipule main characters inside crashes. This is a very sad scene as the balloon quickly plummets to the ground, the Oogieloves hold hands and close their eyes. One of them tries to say something but the balloon hits the ground and the explosion vaporises them."

[@deen7530]

Wow, that's way more metal than I was expecting for a movie marketed to preschoolers

[@audiovisualcringe]

good riddance

[@rachelcookie321]

I’ve never heard of this movie but I assume this makes it out much worse than it is.

[@callummclachlan4771]

@@deen7530 Teaches them the science of explosions and vapourisation.

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

vaporized. Jesus, more violence than angry birds!

[@blindisthenewnormal7512]

I have a perfume shaped like a teddy bear which I love very much. These parents would definitely not let Their kids use a perfume like that because you’d have to decapitate it to use it. and using the perfume would be like spraying The Teddy Bear’s blood.

[@rumo1086]

That was it. The 3rd gosh (out of 3 goshes) in Happy Feet. That's what turned me to a life of crime.