Guy Likes Kids TOO Much | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

[@NikhilShahi]

"...even the dolls are like... look there's more..." ~~~ Brilliant!

[@chakibhamza2751]

Witty as hell

[@LA1212]

Off the top of the dome 👌🏾😂😂

[@sanjibandey1285]

Some pls explain

[@eliaspepito3281]

Sanjiban dey he means the Russian nesting dolls

[@jcnot9712]

Lihkin Ihahs ever since the Dominican couple I can’t help but think he might be planting some of these couples.

[@kingbollywood22]

This man is on his grind and bringing real comedy back. He will go at you, black/white/hispanic/religious-non religious KIDS, NO KIDS etc.

[@originx7274]

Well said

[@Pascua_bunch]

kingbollywood22 you forgot straight and gay. He joked around with a gay dude in the crowd. Joking with gays is kind of a taboo in comedy, but this man ain’t afraid.

[@kingbollywood22]

@@Pascua_bunch I did not forget. Why do you think I have added "etc" at the end?

[@celsopersepone4668]

Ya he does....I just wish he did more material and less picking on the paying audience. But I'm not a pro comedian so what do I know.

[@aarondavid5866]

guess thats why he aint made it

[@mememaker9146]

Damn he was quick with the doll joke. Must have a Usain Bolt brain.

[@Naekotine]

Hoosier Daddy Fr man I thought the same thing

[@KarlBriones]

Exactly like damn lol this guy's crowd game is om top

[@seamac206]

He’s a legit genius

[@ClutchSpartan7]

No all of us are just dumb

[@AZ30590]

Dude, watch one of his podcasts. Man's brain witty as fk!

[@AlexA-cn5ip]

"Even your dolls, it's like look, there's more" BRUH lmaooo

[@sanjibandey1285]

I don't get it

[@AlexA-cn5ip]

@@sanjibandey1285 did you watch the video lol

[@AlexA-cn5ip]

@@sanjibandey1285 If you google "Russian doll", it's a special type of doll where you open them are there are more inside

[@sanjibandey1285]

@@AlexA-cn5ip ohh it was a tv series reference, thanks

[@FrozenwingX]

@@sanjibandey1285 no, it's just a type of toy doll Russia is known for where you open it up and there's more inside. Literally google "Matryoshka doll"

[@Phearsum]

Nobody in the front row is safe. You have been warned.

[@genericusername8337]

It's my turn to say this next time. Seriously, this is getting pretty boring at this point. Everybody gets it, crowdwork is one of Andrew's best skills. It's the reason to watch him. You want insight, something meaningful? Gtfo, find some other comedian, we're all here for quick, provoking assumptions, aimed at innocent civilians. But seriously, even though you're not a comedian, get some new material.

[@worldofwords8426]

@@genericusername8337 that's the thing tho it's always newmaterial because it's off the top your not getting scripted bullshit your getting skillful improvisation.

[@worldofwords8426]

@@genericusername8337 also comedy doesn't need to be insightful or meaningful if you wanted that go watch a Ted talk or read some poetry or something

[@skyluke9476]

@@worldofwords8426 i totally disagree, insightful comedy with true underlying satire that is genuinely funny, is arguably the single hardest thing to do. But i also love just laughing at dumb stuff, and andrew can do both

[@EricG206]

I’m going to be front row in Portland. Can’t wait! Lol

[@uchechukwuajalam]

Girl's mother to Walt: "Quit Stalin and Putin."

[@rohanjadhav11]

underrated comment

[@yagamilight120]

Holy shit!!!!!

[@rehmanali9087]

gold shit right there bruhhh

[@jayt6571]

Underrated comment no lie! Made me say wow

[@DatHombre]

@@jayt6571 Me too haha that's seriously clever!

[@bobjordan1167]

The wit on this guy is impeccable

[@ChrisLee-xq9le]

Bob Jordan bruh I’m sorry but this is obviously scripted and rehearsed. Shultz is a funny dude but these have gotten out of hand and are so obviously scripted

[@PKaddicted]

@@ChrisLee-xq9le vibe kill johnson

[@TheSamuraiApocalypse]

@@ChrisLee-xq9le What evidence have you sir?

[@jerrywhidby.]

Read with a daffy speech impediment.

[@ChrisLee-xq9le]

Occupy Edge haha I mean it killed my vibe when I realized it too. But yeah my bad. That’s why they say ignorance is bliss I guess

[@RandomGuy-il8ec]

The russian mother said to Walt: ”Don’t pull out, Put in”

[@josesanta414]

Was reading it with a russian accent lol

[@vargheselk6856]

ahAaaaa....... i C what you did there PU_TIN 👈🥴🥴

[@Barbara-zb5gk]

Putin 😂

[@thisisntsergio1352]

"Putin her magic kingdom" lmao

[@soultruesk8rlifelong]

But could you come up with that in 3 seconds on stage?

[@xXFluffyKittehXx]

“you must have kids.. that’s the whole thing about your culture. even the dolls are like ‘look there’s more’”

[@funkycoldm3dina]

hi... I actually laughed out really loud and it 3.25am in the morning where I am in the uk and the household is asleep.

[@muhammadrafaynoorani8503]

Damn we were really watching the same video.

[@PrettyyBoyyPatrick]

His improv crowd work is better than most comedians who place people in the crowd to get reactions. It's crazy how fast he is able to come up with these jokes!

[@thomasgrabowski2202]

because he knos how to connect with people on very basic shit. Shit everyone understands. Black white gay straight lol a lot of this is very fucking rudementary but he's leveraging it with his humour. Fantastic shit as always!

[@EyeLabPNiece]

Those are plants lol. It's so easy to pay a few people say a few things. Get them to sign an nda and no one's the wiser.

[@chrisprilloisebola]

@@EyeLabPNiece lmao what is that cope xdd

[@EyeLabPNiece]

@@chrisprilloisebola "It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain. I'll just leave this here

[@chrisprilloisebola]

@@EyeLabPNiece lol a silly irrelevant quote isn't helping you here. You're literally saying that in everyone of these popular stand-up clips of Schultz that there are plants there lmao

[@godparticle2770]

Even the dolls are like "Look! There's more!" I'm dead laughing! 🤣

[@VonTaylan]

His delivery is sooo good.

[@ricardobjj24]

Andrew has the strangest front rows in comedy.

[@Raaxshas]

do you think Andrew planted t hese people or is he that damn witty?

[@rodneyb7513]

@@Raaxshas no way he planted these, he just does so much more crowd work than most people and asks questions the get the weird/interesting people to show themselves. It's definitely genius level comedy, fkin love this guy

[@SadWatermelon]

@@rodneyb7513 isn’t it true that venue managers plant certain people in front row

[@rodneyb7513]

@@SadWatermelon oh, turn out you're right. Makes for easy pickins. p sure the comedians don't know what tey're working with beforehand tho.

[@keiimie]

its not weird its pretty common the way he just point it out is the reason why its funny

[@fined9624]

“Pull out king”

[@cBodhi]

Portlandia came up with that phrase btw....Andrew is funny but "pull out king" is not his material.

[@fined9624]

C B i know he didn’t come up with it, it’s just a funny thing to say

[@Subparkilla]

C B I bet you’re fun at parties.

[@janaesalinas4515]

the fact that he came up with the nesting dolls comparison on the spot THAT quickly is phenomenal.

[@harithwaseem8468]

U Kinda cute ngl

[@ոakedsquirtle]

@@harithwaseem8468 Yes she is

[@l.m3731]

3:12, it was at that moment all the parents knew... they f*cked up

[@Faustaine]

Yo....thats the type of joke that makes parents have to step out for a phone call real quick.

[@dariohomer8453]

3:10 As a guy who was molested by his babysitter, I gotta say that line hit home and made me burst out laughing. This guy is hilarious.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

Same man same

[@Eva-kq8no]

I’m so sorry you went through that, man. That’s messed up. Glad you’re okay.

[@MK-hw2ir]

Was the babysitter a male or female

[@new-yj4pm]

@@MK-hw2ir doesnt matter if its a woman or a man doing it. weird af for asking.

[@monzersays]

@@new-yj4pm you’re weird for making it weird

[@TheStefanOyx]

If anybody is wondering why you got the video recommended so early, it's based on a bunch of data points and algorithms that boil down down to, "EVERYBODY who saw the video watched it trough the end, gave it like and half the people left a comment", so KZbin sends it out to more and more subscribers faster. If some people quit the video mid trough or left a dislike, it would slow down, but who in their right mind would do that on an Andrew Schulz video...

[@godparticle2770]

That's a fairly certain analysis of the algorithm I must say!

[@narcoskeptic]

Yeah nah. I'm just here cuz I swiped up on a Andrew IG story . But it would be on my recs in minutes though It's in your recommendations cuz KZbin knows you laugh at Andrew Shulz vids a lot lately.

[@narcoskeptic]

I mean so you're right but fuck it

[@frassmanfrass1506]

Dang. I watched it twice. 2nd time reading this comments ain even lying. All via

[@phonychild6345]

Can I get a sub?

[@Bojo187]

''Put it in her magic kingdom''

[@leftheodo]

You can't even say your name, without getting roasted, when you are in the first row in an Andrew Schultz show...

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

Never have I ever seen someone so edgy yet so smooth 😂

[@OhhSlash]

bruh that matryoshka doll joke was great, and the fact that he came up with it on the fly makes it so much funnier and impressive.

[@aidalf1912]

The "even your dolls..." joke had me dead 😂😂😂

[@SethRoseberry]

“Even the dolls are like, look there’s more” 😂😂

[@cjtalks25]

Explain this joke please

[@alexandrial.5870]

@@cjtalks25 lookup up “matryoshka Russian doll”.

[@javlafitta6408]

why does he wear the "rich dad that plays golf" outfit

[@frizzybob]

to answer that, why not ?

[@Ashish-fm1rp]

He just came from mo-capping for "Luigi plays Golf" video game

[@OZSA87]

OMFG this was so savage, it's one of your top 10 clips ever for sure.

[@vcmusik]

This is comedic brilliance at its finest. Overdue for his own Netflix special.

[@cBodhi]

crowd work doesnt translate into an hour long show. he needs actual material instead of just busting balls.

[@reubenprasanth271]

@@cBodhi that and this person is too creul, like carnage in spiderman. Never coming to big screen

[@XxDarkmasterxXx]

@@cBodhi say that to Jeff ross

[@cBodhi]

@@XxDarkmasterxXx not a lot of people know who Jeff Ross is. he's not in movies or TV series...he has a few specials that few have seen and that nobody buys on DVD. Comedy central has tried time and time again with him and everything he does is a flop..I'm just sayin, man, Amdrew gonna need actual material and he also spends wayyy to much time laughing at himself. i know I'm being kinda critical but i think this dude is hilarious and i'd like to see him do more than embarrass people and laugh. but then again who the fuck am I? lol

[@Pasan34]

1:27 - She's thinking "Why is he asking what I am? I am white! He's not supposed to ask that from me."

[@coles8891]

i doubt it im white and i get asked that all the that time

[@SunKiss3r]

Cole S pretty sure it was a joke on how whenever he ask that it’s to make a joke based on race

[@cBodhi]

No, Pasan, that is what youre thinking

[@mohammadadnankhasim7165]

I love how he makes people tell their life stories even if they know they would be roasted...

[@cerebrxll6064]

"Walt did you want kids?" "No, just toys." What kind of response is that. Bro sounds hella creepy.

[@gindaburra]

Imagine Andrew as a marriage counsellor. Problems solved in 10 minute roast sessions.

[@do4728]

Andrew Schulz looking like he's trying to audition for Wario in a live action Mario Kart movie

[@justanothergrunt9053]

That doll joke shook my brain. This dude is a poet.

[@Way2sublime77]

This guy is getting up there as a best of all time at messing with guests. The way he applies everything said is golden.

[@vershinin_fit]

The fastest way of thinking in StandUp history, man

[@AashrayPaul97]

Watch Chris Turner

[@gamernotvalid9452]

Nah Steve Hoffstetter. There's so much footage of him ripping assholes in hecklers one after another. Out of every comedian I've seen on stage Steve has to be the quickest to respond with something funny, intelligent, and true.

[@ChrisLee-xq9le]

GamerNot Valid yeah and notice with Steve u can tell u says whatever come to mind and they are not scripted where as with shultz it’s easy to tell these are set up before hand and practiced with these hand selected audience member :-(

[@gamernotvalid9452]

@@ChrisLee-xq9le lmfao I highly doubt Andrew does that. He seems too genuine in the videos I've watched. He makes himself laugh so hard I don't think it could be scripted. I mean of course every comedian writes down their acts and jokes and bits but that isn't the same thing as a legit script.

[@ChrisLee-xq9le]

GamerNot Valid I agree. Here’s my thing. Money corrupts everyone right. And he started blowing up on KZbin from a lot of his crowd work videos. So then he realized if he sets up people in the crowd then he can pre write jokes and go viral much more because he can lay the landscape. Am I 100% sure no because it’s impossible to be but I just know a good actor when I see one and in a lot of his recent crowd videos I get a heavy sense that the people in the crowd are following a script and story line and the jokes andrew lays just seem to be ready to go and it doesn’t feel like how it usually feels when someone comes up with something on the fly. But that’s just my sense of it

[@74ashton74]

That Russian doll joke was to quick lol I wasn't ready at all 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shayorshayorshayor]

To the people who comments “no ones safe in the front row” or “front row is the cheapest” ... welcome to the family bro, u must be new

[@Jay_On_Highs]

2:00 bro’s inner despicable me came out real quick😂

[@ivanwong8281]

andrew can make jokes out of thin air

[@puckking61991]

I wish all comedians came out of the gate just killing it like this. Best crowd working comedian I've seen since the late great Patrice

[@vincentjayz5372]

Fucking amazing comedy right there.The Michael Jordan of comedy hitting in hoops after hoops with each video getting better and better.

[@freakyfreak1]

Why you gotta do me like that Andrew? I thought we was homies

[@elsonjk96]

1:42 THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD: EVEN THE DOLLS

[@spectrex7948]

“Put it in her magic kingdom” 😂😂😂😂

[@SnarfSnarf2]

Put it in her magic kingdom 😵

[@_Nagarjunshet]

The front rows of this dudes show costs less 😂

[@mr.nobody9697]

Andrew is on the come up. Wait till he gets that Netflix special. He going to blow up and be considered one of the top comedians in the game today. This dude has a bright future.

[@macabreenterprise1823]

Bro, this was the best improv set I've seen in a while, just banger one after the other

[@coopercoffey8052]

Andrew Schulz: Comedic Wizard

[@AlexFlavell]

"put it in her magic kingdom" 😂

[@robertwallace5498]

best crowd work ive ever seen, i have no idea how he is so clever so fast

[@AirlinerGold]

Legend says Andrew has been holding that bottle of water since birth

[@alfonzo9289]

You are a legend. Been watching you for years and years. And I love watching you just blow tf up man.

[@ianseurattan2084]

His improvisation with the crowd is comedy gold.

[@wrightterence680]

Pull out King right here!!😂😂 Put it in her Magic Kingdom!!😂😂

[@dennythomas4120]

He is the best, how quick he comes up with a joke, it's insane.

[@jjupiter1218]

Honestly his crowd work is amazing, you don’t even get upset when he talks about you 😂😂

[@NikhilShahi]

Andrew's show is the only one where even the folks in the back rows aren't safe.

[@godparticle2770]

Andrew: What's your name sir? Guy: Walt Andrew: Walt what? Walt: Walt Disney!

[@azesh239]

The way he come up with jokes is insane 😂😂😂😂

[@alkooman3354]

Walt was so hyped he wanted to be roasted, I love how it tried to push it. Like when he said Walt Disney or when he said he likes toys.

[@gordonhunt9898]

At 1:18 is that Tom Segura serving drinks with a bandana on? Lol

[@highbrass7563]

"Even the dolls are like look there's more" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so so funny

[@DiverHoly1]

Damn he was quick with that Disneyworld connection! :D

[@zinebenglish]

I love you man, when will come to Africa 😍😍😍 You'll be most welcomed in Algeria.

[@reignmorton9422]

Is that northern Africa m

[@sarahabassi9786]

@@reignmorton9422 yes

[@aiman6131]

probably won't since north Africa countries mainly speak Arabic and french ... English is a 3rd language.

[@zinebenglish]

@@aiman6131 you got a point, I guess one needs to track his tour and go see him somewhere.

[@hichembenmeziane7447]

@@zinebenglish dont invite him didn't you see how he joke's about people he will eat ass live especially if he knows our president name 😂😂😂.

[@allenramirez5561]

Comedy is the remedy for the 21st century sickness Stress !! Thanks to all the comedians that helps us laugh and remember that life is to be enjoyed specially when it’s not fair 😅

[@hossainwasee804]

you’re a genius, on the spot jokes are amazing

[@pdxpete48]

I'm a new fan of Andrew, I must say he is very surgical with his wit and knowledge so glad I came across him.

[@jdawg119]

This dude is hands down the quickest comedian I’ve seen

[@eddiegee545]

The Russian doll joke was hilarious! That’s so fast he’s the Goat

[@DrAdnan]

Andrew’s improv is next level 🔥

[@patrickveracruz517]

That Matryoshka reference was sooooo good!

[@MinatoAce]

" Even the dolls, look there's more.. right " :3

[@dreday5067]

I remember a time when handshakes were a thing. The good old days

[@ardaozcan9303]

Schulzy never disappoints

[@Robyn18737]

1:50 Matryoshka dolls 😂✌🏻

[@ionepawpaw]

Thank you for making my bed time more joyfull.

[@trendinguk]

ANDREW SHULZ HAS 1362 VIDEOS ON KZbin AND IM GOING TO TRY WATCH THEM ALL AS QUICK AS I CAN THIS IS VIDEO #5

[@skilifavas4016]

He's reaching the limits of comedy and surpassing them xD

[@santoscolon530]

He pulls these jokes out of THIN AIR. that’s real fuckin comedy

[@Allazander]

Andrew has the quickest wit in comedy today, combined with an impressive knowledge of cultures. I'm constantly amazed by his sharp, quick and biting comedic mind. This is true comedy, expressed without any regard for the current toxic pc culture.

[@iwantpizza476]

the white doors in the backdrop look like faces

[@EternalVirgin]

The Matryoshka dolls joke was brilliant

[@funkycoldm3dina]

HI these dude is totally demented. the way his face lights up just makes me laugh so hard.

[@warioali3416]

Sitting in the front row in an andrew schulz concert is a whole level of courageous

[@mrbigg151]

This guy's always a few steps ahead of the crowd lol

[@rtwo7538]

The King of the underground. Crowed work master and commander!

[@yahya2925]

That russian doll joke was the highlight omd😂😂😂

[@lebronjames7041]

So good at improvising 😂

[@funkycoldm3dina]

I tried to avoid this guy because I was getting overload for the last 3-4 weeks. I decided that I will come back and listen to hat he has to say and man he absolutely kills it with the Russian dolls joke. I nearly woke up the household at 3 In the morning. That's how funny I found that joke in the context of a couple who don't have kids.

[@williamdiaz7258]

April 19 2020 reading pa a get dem tickets now ! Great seats left . One of the best comedians out right now period! Get that hitter !!!!!💯

[@PlatinumState]

"Walt - like Walt Disney"................no shit captain Obvious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shawntaylor8637]

This dude is the king of crowd work.

[@TheWorldThroughMyEyes1285]

“We ain’t going to Disney World “ 😅😂

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

The doll joke was brilliant

[@KuchisabishiiYo]

"Puth ith in her magic Kingthom" 😂😂😂

[@TEEPEEFORMEBUNGHOLE]

Know that feeling Walt😂

[@dhaloh]

The dolls.. that got me.

[@barcagrannyfut2060]

That doll joke was genius

[@conniefigueroa8723]

Put it in her magic kingdom,😂🤣😂🤣☝️💯

[@johnmarino7750]

I cant say this enough times. This guy is a genius.