The Crew Tells Their Most Cringe Stories

[@mspmini]

imagining AB looking at the girl for some sort of approval after clapping on the bongos high as a kite made me cry laugh

[@nicolesamuels6276]

and her straight faced and pissed looking back lmaoo

[@alexie101010]

This was THE highlight of the whole podcast lmaooooo

[@prihaps]

Lmaooo his story was the best im cackling

[@microfg4]

666 baby

[@hollyobaby6949]

It’s killing me

[@abigail6394]

Ian's Sonic story and AB's Donkey Kong story had me in tears

[@ma.nasa26]

HE'S SO FAST 😳😳😳

[@lilivansickel]

TEARS

[@histori6259]

he's just so fast

[@yungbrownbarbie]

Ethan is such a great and captivating storyteller lmaoo, you can’t help but laugh with him it’s infectious. It makes me happy seeing everybody crack up when he’s telling his stories. Feels like those late night sleepover talks

[@stalebread9825]

He modestly says hes not yet tells banger after banger

[@kakimoonstone]

"he drove off smooth as a daisy" 😂😂

[@piaaadah]

Dude right I was laughing so hard just by him and Hila laughing

[@jennyp123]

yes i def agree. hes a natural entertainer lol

[@scrodiemcboogerball9414]

He also has that energy that makes u want to share as well and that s wholesome af

[@nic9511]

Ians girlfriend wondering around the lobby like a zombie repeating "he's so fast 😳" has me in tears

[@ScrimHyphen]

This is the only clip channel on youtube that warrants hour long clips.

[@ELLHNIKA]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@DegensBeingDegens]

Pka

[@stryker_6568]

I love it!

[@Squidink09]

So true

[@acrossley]

We love fika length clips

[@divineproof8549]

Full Episode - After Dark #40 🌟Timestamps because I love re-watching this highlight🌟 0:00 Ethan discovers tweezers 4:15 Hila’s waitress stories 6:51 Ian’s first day of high school 11:25 Hila’s stomach pain 13:47 Ethan’s poop story 17:50 AB’s repressed memory 23:09 Hila ate chocolate + Bill Nye 25:19 Ethan & Hila’s weekend update 28:06 Ethan hates being high 30:59 Ian & Sam’s Valentine’s date 33:33 Dan’s pissed off teacher 40:08 Love’s awkward group trip 44:18 Ethan & Hila’s rental car in Greece 49:49 Ethan on ‘Scare Pewdiepie’ 52:47 Zach’s teacher encounter 57:56 Ethan & Sean’s dad 1:00:38 Hila & her sister

[@cassidybrewer]

Papa bless you

[@omaraguilar810]

I come back to the Greece story often. One of the absolute funniest things I’ve ever heard. Ethan is one of the greatest storyteller, his comedic timing and ability to explain things in the way he does is impeccable.

[@kkaattyy]

@@omaraguilar810 i was just thinking the exact same thing 🙏

[@RotGodKing]

Thanks.

[@kakan1584]

🙏

[@baileymackinnonmusic]

this was literally the BEST episode, AB’s donkey konga story had me in tears and dan’s laugh just warms my heart

[@dagob5484]

AB allways takes things to a whole other level.

[@senatorsheevpalpatine3712]

His stories are always so extra at no fault of his own

[@kevinfranklin7572]

He's a pretty dude. So yes his stories are out there

[@stanleyelnats]

Ian looking like All of the Beatles combined.

[@hardwired8009]

LMFAOOOOO

[@hardwired8009]

looks like everyone on the let it be album cover combined

[@Cellatu]

hes half british yet he is full beatle

[@shagadelic7]

clearly his magical mystery tour era just look at that outfit

[@hardwired8009]

@@shagadelic7 i want a with a little help from my friends cover

[@johnsplan]

AB respects women

[@tonybalony1811]

And that is VERY attractive.

[@Reality.juiced]

That's HOT

[@haleyt3754]

@@Reality.juiced SO FUCKING HOT

[@kcs4652]

So fucking hot

[@haleyt3754]

The replies to this I’m crying I hate us

[@annabellemansilla4691]

AB on the bongos.... I could not stop laughing

[@Ew4ya]

I was not ready for that 🤣

[@apppletreee]

This segmant was so fun lol I wish w had an updated one with Olivia, Sam, Lena, and Cam

[@vawkwardbat]

Yesss agree!!!

[@dominiquealaska7490]

when Ian talks about his roller backpack AHHHHHHH my heart.. the pure innocence.. WITH THE HEELYS (which I too rocked about 15 years ago by the way)

[@LoveMyUnusual]

I remember Heelys being banned in middle school because they didn't want kids to fall and bust themselves on the blacktop. If teachers caught kids w/ them, they'd confiscate the wheels lol.

[@starla5058]

this highlight is an hour long- love it tho.

[@dennydarkko]

This isn’t even a highlight it’s a segment 😂

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Unrelated: your hair is cute 🖤✨

[@heliumhunterr]

this is one of my favorite segments you’ve done in the podcasts history. insanely funny.

[@pink2nt47]

I could not stop laughing at AB’s story, and also about them in Greece lol 😂

[@eyesthatsparkle]

Can we get more story time segments? This was so epic

[@milkteamachine]

AB's story is SO fucking funny, the image of him glancing at her after each clap, the awkwardness, every detail is perfect

[@jessemeyer413]

That donkey konga story was so fucking funny

[@nicolesamuels6276]

@@ashina5924 as a girl who has done this.. i can admit its extremely annoying and u cant expect people to read your mind.. but the reasoning behind it is that u wanna get some but you're to shy to ask or make the first move, and then u regret it after.. LOL sorry

[@sahalanimation]

i just love when AB tells a story, something about his voice makes everything sounds funny

[@gav6189]

I lost it at "He's so fast..."

[@KateKosmo]

The roller backpack 😅 aww only the "smart" kids had those in middle school but NO ONE would be caught dead with one in high school! 🤭🤣

[@j4m32hz6]

Umm I did lol

[@elirave4027]

I don't ever remember seeing anyone with one. So I can imagine how it would go if someone did in my school lol

[@ggmz5585]

]p

[@DKF_oli]

I went to a “gifted” school (like you had to score over 135 on an IQ test to go there, ages 2nd grade through 12th) so everyone was a “smart” kid and a total fcking NERD, like nobody was cool - and even there, in the entire 10 grade levels, nobody would be caught dead with a roller backpack 😂😂

[@KateKosmo]

@@DKF_oli hahaha

[@TheRokstarchik101]

A girl at my HS was walking past our German teacher and was like “oh congratulations” gesturing to the teacher’s stomach and the teacher wasn’t pregnant, she just had a prominent beer gut. Was so awkward, I cringe to this day.

[@MiuXiu]

@charlie𖤐 why are you so pressed in these comments? Almost every one I’ve opened you’ve said the same butthurt shit. Go take a nap or something.

[@hamianagrande]

I feel bad for that girl 😭 probably didn’t get the best grade in German 😭

[@beeboobae]

omg my mom did the same thing to one of her coworkers. she even put her hand on her stomach and said when are you due?????!!!

[@nayomiegh]

i’ve listened to AB’s donkey kongos story like 3 times now it’s so damn funny

[@Chloe-hc2lr]

@crycharlie go to bed

[@sirmel11]

It was definitely a great story!

[@barraza7795]

Literally same.

[@czimmerman13]

“Ian please stand up” is the funniest thing to ever happen to this podcast

[@RamonaMariaa]

Yeeees omg 😩

[@itscoral]

I feel you Hila. I once had such awful stomach ache that I thought something was really wrong with me. Just needed to take a massive dump. To this day, that was probably the worse pain I've ever experienced. I've never given birth but man... I feel like that's as close as I'll ever get to birthing pains.

[@miranda13c]

That happened to me in middle school! I didn’t even go to school that day it was so bad. I’ve never experienced that same amount of pain since.

[@whitecoffee1416]

ive had that happen had to go to the ER and they a tube down my throat and they got a bunch of gross shit outta my stomach

[@moni.1128]

*They call them dumps*

[@DKF_oli]

I’ve had stomach pains for shit/vomit that have honestly felt worse or just as bad as some of my contractions during labor. Lol

[@sukatidi]

@@whitecoffee1416 did u have a blockage?

[@jacobrenshaw2440]

@16:27 Ian speaks his mind about the surprising lack of shit yourself instances, then hits the wrong button which keeps the feed on him. Funniest part of the video

[@katiewildwood7865]

"He's, he's ..SO fast !"

[@NicoleUntch]

I love when the highlight is basically a whole other episode

[@autumnbehm3730]

Why is everyone Ethan employs attractive

[@Seawitch555]

Because he hires talented and funny people!

[@stalebread9825]

Mans got a good eye

[@itajordi]

escape AB 👁👁

[@asaltyhoe9852]

@@itajordi bitch AB is the best looking of them all

[@guessyoufoundme]

AB's story has me rolling on the floor lmaoooooo

[@jeremymartin7403]

This is legit one of my favorite segmants ever on h3 podcast the storys are all funny and relatable

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

"Ian, please stand up" is merely the natural evolution of "I gotta pee so bad."

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

Okay but nervously playing Donkey Kong late at night stoned out of your mind because a girl said “won’t try anything funny” is the most wholesome and goddamn hilarious thing ever. I’d marry that guy.

[@Jonqen]

Konga

[@katelynnicolee2762]

Most guys don’t understand that “hanging out” means JUST hanging out. Props to you AB!!

[@luenaiya]

Ethan is such an amazing storyteller. He could talk about paint drying and Id be riveted

[@DKF_oli]

Dans story was made a million times funnier by having the picture hahaha

[@nieves83]

They all feel lighter in this especially Dan.

[@heyitslena95]

Please pleaseeee do more of this where the whole crew shares good memories

[@CAS11236]

Honestly AB's story is more cringe for that girl than for him lol

[@HelloItsYou]

Hila You look great in literally ANY hairstyle or color! even bald im sure you can pull off wonderfully!

[@asshairlel469]

OMG these nuts are so PHAT

[@93Nfinite]

BALLS

[@asshairlel469]

YEEZUS BALLS

[@Mastashakenbake]

JEE-BALLS. AND THREE BALLS OF STEEEEL..

[@MiguelMartinez-hb1qx]

Sussy balls

[@kakimoonstone]

THIS is the H3 i live for... just some friends casually trading stories and shootin the shit 👌

[@supperman737]

The Theodore story was such a wholesome father son story.

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

I knoooow it's so freaking cute

[@DuckTheHeel]

This trishless era is 🔥🔥🔥

[@Calliekodabennycain]

Hila with the mom joke in the beginning, she’s so funny

[@moonshine8821]

*STORYTIME SEGMENT*

[@kanye9111]

When Ian was taking about the sonic story I was dying of laughter

[@trevormichael4906]

“We’ve engineered society for people to not sh!t their pants”....and this is the insight I like about this podcast lol

[@oldmate5015]

bruh AB's story has me in pieces

[@alexclemens2007]

I did that same thing with my eyebrows!! I don’t think I realized how bad I looked until I saw a photo of myself.

[@Harpreet06]

Lol the greece story. That's a comedy story more than a cringe story.

[@awesomestuff92]

Hila planned this so everyone would recount embarrassing stories while she shares one about how she refused to be objectified as a woman . 😂

[@calebkdesign]

The poop story was a classic 😅

[@Pepperfootify]

this was the best segment ever, it genuinely made me feel better about my own embarrassing moments haha

[@fanabot4048]

love AB's story but DAN'S??? I'VE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES

[@ameliaarevalo_]

this is my fav ep of all time i hope they do more like this soon!

[@davidbengtssonasgarali9391]

This segment is so good. Love the crew interaction.

[@neesacostello9821]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what episode the "teddy got the crane" story was on? Even better if you have a timestamp. I can't remember and don't have time to re-watch every episode again lol!!

[@Maryamxoxo-s2z]

It's from OTR, around the 1:32:00 mark: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHmqpGOgqqaNjpY

[@hamianagrande]

@@Maryamxoxo-s2z god is that you??

[@chrisjackson6149]

My man Love got done dirty... They need to get him a new Lovebot : (

[@SnaggleWumpus]

AB’s donkey Kong story is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard. Legendary

[@brunshana]

Dan’s story hit home the hardest for me because totally get what it’s like to be embarrassed in an academic setting like that and having to deal with guys like the assistant director lool

[@fiftyshadesofnate]

"We've engineered society so that people don't shit their pants. And that I think is a part of what society really is." - Ethan Klein 2021 17:11

[@CJPDX]

Hila is perfection, she could never be cringey!

[@missalex2718]

Ethan looks adorable. Great haircut, and a smile looks great on him. Love when he’s in his element. And Hila, Goddess.

[@melrocksworld]

44:00 "I don't like breaking out of my shell. I like my shell." Oh my gosh, I love that. I'm saying that from now on.

[@starcity751]

I had a nightmare where everything went the same colour scale as when Ian made Ethan and Hila’s camera freak out into purple and green. Was very scary ngl. - thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[@alice73333]

🤣

[@PlebianGorilla]

I had a waitressing job and I had to wear a red button up shirt, black dress pants, suspenders, and a fedora. We did not look good. I was once insulted because of my outfit by a customer. I also had to purchase these things on my own.

[@PennyWenny224]

If a job makes you buy a uniform/anything that is considered necessary for a workplace to provide, get out!

[@xr80kk]

Some of my deepest self discoveries have been on a horse in Skyrim.

[@nathaniellange9526]

Hila being a cornball emo when she said “my life” was so funny to me I love her

[@backwardsbandit8094]

One time I had gut pain so agonizing I thought I had appendicitis and for some reason I was going pale, sweating and almost fainted. I ran to the toilet because I thought I was going to vomit. I yelled out to my new flatmates who I really wanted to be friends with because I'm a weird quiet loner and they seemed cool. I told them to call an ambulance with slurring speech through the toilet door like it was a huge emergency. Suddenly I got the urge to poop and just fucking spraybowled like a high powered water jet. Immediately I was fine again and had to tell them while they were on the phone to the ambulance to not bother and I had to explain why. That upstairs area of the flat stunk of something straight out of hell and all I told them was to not go in there because it was a biohazard.

[@stankythecat6735]

Here’s my cringe story …. When I came out in the early 90s I kept a diary. It contained all my deepest darkest secrets. All about my sexy life , the times I got crabs. Anyway my sophomore year of high school it disappeared. At the end of the year my best friend brought it back to me and told me it had been passed around the school for almost a year.

[@CJPDX]

Wow! What a terrible friend! 😟

[@a_s2557]

@@CJPDX hopefully the friend didn’t know and just found it 😟😟😟😟

[@sabrejimmi3097]

That seriously sucks 💖

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Woah! That blows. I imagine you're not friends with them anymore. 😬

[@stankythecat6735]

@@LoveMyUnusual you know , I’m retrospect it’s the hugest form of teen drama . I fid it funny now… at the tune not so much

[@shawnstatuto2444]

We need TF brand roller backpacks.

[@kerstinclaire2647]

pls I need to see grown ass people walking around with sick roller backpacks

[@264aub]

The clip about Ethan and hila’s car problem in Greece makes me cry laughing every single time I hear it, the way he tells it is comedy GOLD

[@arizonavviscera]

I fucking love this podcast. I am preparing my portfolio for art school rn and im just binge watching yalls videos. Tbh i much prefer the ones w ethan and hila over trisha and ethan. cured my depression. thank you h3

[@elizabethboccabello5119]

This comment is so great cause I just graduated from art school and I am watching this 😂 Good luck with your art!

[@PrettyShyGirl17]

That car story had me dying omfg 😂😂😂 my stomach was hurting hahaha & Ians gf being like "he's so fast 😖" 🤣🤣🤣

[@brooke5436]

4:30 - 4:40 the way Ethan always makes sure Hila knows she’s important🥺

[@Jacob-yi2wh]

I really enjoy the chemistry of the hosts and producers. New fan after you guys exposed Chowder

[@roybiggums4609]

The Athens debacle had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

[@1prettygirl87]

*Sonic is just* _SO FAST_

[@beeboobae]

dan is so good at telling stories like i’m so intrigued when he talks

[@darwindark2561]

The mystery of Ethan’s dancing eyebrows has been solved

[@petergermain8443]

“i think you gave us a defective car” LMAO

[@imakebeats203]

If Ian was rolling a joint at the same time thats a trifecta

[@caitlingrosser6056]

Omfg literally laughing so hard at Ethan and Hila's rental car story 🤣 no one is awake in my house but me and hopefully I don't wake up my family from laughing so loud!!

[@haileymaier6468]

I could watch this for hours and hours. I put the podcast on when i knit and lemme tell yall... this felt like it went so fast

[@paigeoh9155]

Sonic being so fast is one of my favorite stories ever

[@KingOfGaymes]

Ethan saying that seeing himself in a picture would ruin his day is very personally relatable

[@Masonevan]

More story telling segments pls

[@Morale_Booster]

I am convinced part of my life purpose is to experience extreme embarrassment because none of these stories even came close to the shit I've done... I have so many embarrassing/cringey moments

[@Br-andy]

Yes, I went through a super embarrassing phase when I was younger. Everything I did was “wrong” making me feel uncomfortable all the time. But now I have no shame, I really don’t care what people think. And neither should anyone So enjoy it in a way 😂😂 have fun messing up

[@Morale_Booster]

@@Br-andy honestly yeah, after so many years of embarrassment it's easier just to accept myself and laugh at it all. It's really not as serious as my anxiety believes it to be!

[@Morale_Booster]

Except for that one time my boss drove past me peeing on the side of the road... On the job. That one will always haunt me

[@Br-andy]

@@Morale_Booster 😂😂😂when you gotta go you gotta go💀🤷‍♀️

[@annalupton9284]

I have one at least once a week

[@jilla8265]

I wish they'd do more story time segments these are my favorite

[@tiffanyrock8713]

Iam literally crying from laughing at Abs story. He NEVER disappoints 🤣😂

[@kingkendj8324]

How is an hour long clip considered a highlight lol 😆

[@namjoonie936]

can the show do an episode where we can call in and tell embarrassing stories? kknda like a make ethan laugh 2.0 but its who can make ethan cringe

[@kiraanastasiaandersen1145]

I could not imagine not driving a manual! That story was halarious

[@jojoenerez4815]

Great stories from everyone,Zach calling in makes it all complete!!

[@wickednikki1987]

Bill Nye the Science Guy “BILL BILL BILL!!…” yes Dan that shit is STILL hype af 🤣

[@lanea397]

I came back and watched this a second time months down the road just to hear AB’s story 😂💀

[@alexbastarache2077]

“everything was rolling that day” 😭😭😭😭🤣

[@psychodellicFaubio]

Ab needs to tell us more stories 😭😭😭

[@gourmetgabrielle4111]

The eyebrow one had me hollering… 😂😅😂😅

[@Jonqen]

Damn that girl laid up the classic trap for AB. Is it so hard to just communicate 😂