Hadrian’s wall

[@user-od1fm3hs9c]

"We are dealing with a pandemic ya fanny" is s classic response. Love it!😂😂😂

[@rickyroaster]

The unfortunate truth "Stop giving aw the jobes to yir pals" is exactly what happens....sadly

[@alanmorr3635]

Frank, get the door, another good sketch from Jane

[@andygray4490]

A the great saying"ya fanny" comedy gold now whar's mi clicky pen.

[@sandra15606]

As always priceless Janey 😂😂😂😂

[@suesimpson333]

Brilliant Janey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahcollins7133]

I can just imagine nicola saying "we're dealing with a pandemic you fanny" ...... soo funny 😂🤣😂🤣

[@pamipandimonium5742]

Gonna please have her call somebody a jobbie for me cos its the best word ever and still makes me giggle at 50!!

[@janicekrieger1922]

Pami Pandimonium : makes me still laugh too at 66!

[@stevengruber57]

I know someone who will like this comment.

[@allybally5644]

W'ur aww up tae high doh😂😂

[@auntgilly73]

Carrot batons and houmous 🤣🤣

[@Helen25243]

Gilly Steel Thank you Gilly. I had no idea what she said at the end.........and I’m Scottish!

[@lynnemcdonald5050]

Aye we've all been TELT!!

[@ryanrushford7918]

Lmao “that’s me up tae hido again” 😂

[@Blobmini]

Frank Shut the border 🤔

[@pamipandimonium5742]

😅😂😂

[@loadapish]

And defend it with assault rifles

[@kennethmccormick2660]

New job for Janey Nicolas voice,she says what Nicola can't say nicola loves her.

[@naiad5]

Fabulous! :)

[@stephaniemcelroy540]

Carrot barons and hummus 😂 love it!

[@s_vlog1013]

I’m proud to be a Scottish citizen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@lorrainemarshall4183]

Same here, veeeeeeeeeery proud. We are the people.

[@s_vlog1013]

Lorraine Marshall yeeeeeeessssss IM UP TO HIGH DO WITH NICOLA STURGEON LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@alanmorr3635]

I watch those daily new briefings Monday to Friday on the BBC Scotland Channel, at the end wee Nicola says "Thanks" but not "Get the door Frank" who knows, she might say that some day

[@s_vlog1013]

Alan Morr omg we should manage to challenge her right so at the end of this pandemic we should ask her to say “Frank get the door”!! Lol 😂 we’d love that

[@liam-gz4kn]

same

[@Agdcannon]

Brilliant 😂

[@Helen25243]

I really enjoy the thought of Nicola using the ‘f’ word, but it’s great that the message at the ending is serious enough to get the point across, even if it IS scary.......”we’re aw gonnae die’

[@jimsim8918]

Proud to be Scottish

[@janetcw9808]

Wains and Hadrians Wall 🤣🤣

[@CalumCarlyle]

First time I've disagreed with your excellent reinterpretation of the First Minister actually, though I suppose I don't really disagree, since you represented her actual message really well. Personally I think, though, that it is crazy that we have a land border with a country that's wilfully failing to control the virus, and we're not policing that border. Norway is policing their border with Sweden after all. I mean even Wales is policing their border with England, and they're legally a devolved region of England, since they were annexed over a half a millennium ago, so how can Scotland, a sovereign country in its own right, not police it's own border to save lives? That isn't politicising anything, it's an honest observation.

[@williammcilwraith9304]

And you know where you can stick your observation. And I'm Scottish.

[@michael6255]

Scotland has more cases per 100,000 with half the testing performance. I have no idea how you can accuse a part of the country of wilfully failing to control when Nicola has done the exact same thing only slower. Utter bollocks.

[@Helvetica247]

Just on a couple of factual things, Scotland is not currently a sovereign state no matter how many people in the country want it to be so. Norway on the other hand has been a sovereign state since 1905 and is furthermore not in the EU so it has every right to police it’s border with Sweden if it so wishes.

[@CalumCarlyle]

@@Helvetica247 if you're going to start by saying your comments are factual, it would be better if you followed that up with what we call facts.

[@Helvetica247]

@@CalumCarlyle Thanks. I did.

[@TB-nh4dg]

Carrot batons and humus 😂

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂 I didn't expect that one!

[@Helvetica247]

@@Mortthemoose She’s just making sure we’re listening!

[@nocode1603]

Love it 🤣👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@macdonald48]

brilliant

[@alisonfeeley167]

Ya fanny 🤣🤣🤣

[@archiemcsweeny4479]

The death's are doon

[@mcmustangno1567]

🤣🤣 “ya fanny”

[@lynnemcdonald5050]

TEAMWORK

[@padijeff5675]

Nicola hates saying UK or England! Nicola, there’s a cold pint waiting for you in England!☺️

[@a2bbusandcoachltd992]

Fuckin amazing

[@DrDante221]

Who's Frank?

[@Helvetica247]

I was wondering that also! Am I missing something? Very funny in any case.

[@YARROWS9]

Biggest tourism in Scotland is from. Guess where? Yeah England. But she says don't bother coming here. We don't forget these things.

[@BetterCallStan]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

lol 😂

[@lynnemcdonald5050]

Ramit

[@robertpollock1224]

How long will it take for wee nippy to ban Janey

[@awoogaawooga9889]

Why no graphs on this briefing? England showed graphs and trends! Why nicola and snp hiding them?

[@pamelaatkinsonscats2873]

You do know this isn't Nicola speaking, don't you? If you want to ask a question of the Scottish government, why not contact them directly rather than ask on a comedy channel where you won't get your question answered?

[@awoogaawooga9889]

What’s funny about COVID?

[@pamelaatkinsonscats2873]

Awooga Awooga Humour helps people get through tough times. It raises morale and lightens the spirit. If you don’t like Janey’s humour, you don’t have to watch it.

[@deadenddolly]

@@awoogaawooga9889 You ask a lot about graphs but maybe the question you should be asking is why the UK gov has not been giving numbers for pillar 2 cases whereas Scotland, Wales and NI have. So despite these graphs you love, it is actually the UK gov who have been hiding figures. Their graphs are therefore meaningless and not comparable with other data.

[@eddiewhite7309]

@@awoogaawooga9889 stop bein a fanny, the message is still being put across 😤

[@tomwilkinson1702]

Hey Janey, I'm a big fan (not a fanny😀) but you need to look at a map. Scotland doesn't begin at Hadrian's Wall- the whole of Northumberland lies north of the Wall and that's still England!

[@alexwilson5136]

Tbh, they'd probably help build the wall and thank us for letting them in 😁

[@KD-wm5po]

Was this more of a dig at The Daily Mail?

[@bobg9059]

dinnae let the truth get in the way of a funny story

[@brianupton2520]

Hadrian built the wall because he thought the Scotts were barbarians this birch sure is.

[@garyvito4876]

God save the queen🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@magnuswalker7957]

The pubs are open, the cafés are serving food but North of the boarder She who must be obeyed won't let the Scots out to play and for what, just political point scoring that's all. She's power mad. Ha well, another round lads? 😁