Half Hillbilly, Half Puerto Rican, Whole Lot Of Funny. Juanita Lolita - Full Special

Juanita Lolita is half hilbilly, half Puerto Rican and a whole lot of funny in here first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Juanita talks about everything from her parental heritage, warning labels and getting older. Whether you're someone who is half Puerto Rican or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Junaita Lolita is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
This Special Was Filmed In Early 2020
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[@OllieDoodsChan]

From heavy Latin accent to "I don't talk like that yall". I was hooked!

[@bkwwilkes]

She had me Laughing all the way she is so funny and so right

[@qjhwegwnapn880]

Omg, she's wonderful! Totally killed it (and not her husband 😂)

[@nikkojones2784]

Killer Set !! Timeless material, very engaging with the audience, start to finish. Excellent clean Entertainment.

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 She deserves a better audience. She was funny but they were pretty dead.

[@Earthy9025]

🌷 I noticed that too

[@drivebyquipper]

She had to follow other comics. That's why I don't like comedy clubs that much. By the time the third or fourth comedian takes the stage I'm saturated ... laughed out.

[@lauralowery9303]

Well, it was a very young group. They don't seem to have a sense of humor these days. I loved her act! Excellent!💖

[@johnafamasaga9310]

Walking dead actually 😂

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

Funny

[@karenrhoads1598]

She's funny 😂 I'd watch more of her comedy

[@adegbenroagoro5180]

I really like the way she segued from one topic to another. Seamlessly.

[@lucymagee3654]

Lol she is so funny! That intro was hilarious 😂 would love to hear more from her especially about her parent’s relationship!

[@lauralowery9303]

She's great! Sorry she didn't have a more receptive audience. Ireally enjoyed it! 👏🎶🎵🤣😂💖🙏🏼 I especially love that she gives God the glory! 😄💖

[@atphoenix2020]

She's in Provo - it's the audience - all Mormon

[@RicoCosta317]

Maybe it's just me but the audience seemed to love her.

[@LiamLightwolf]

AMEN!

[@llamasugar5478]

“Cheap undie pop-n-lock” 😂 Her transitions are fantastic! They flow like the stream-of-consciousness chat between friends.

[@nenaelliott8058]

She's hilarious. Great from start to finish. 👍👍❤

[@JOMOPressureWash]

I gotta hand it to you. That intro was fire.

[@ENFPerspectives]

Yes ♡

[@nancyromero8649]

I love her,shes cute,funny,and I love how she gives God the glory

[@LiamLightwolf]

AMEN!

[@LilByrdFly2]

She's halarios!!! Omgoshh where have you been? You need more comedy,so I can watch more.. 100% GREAT!!! Thanks for sharing your talent!!❤

[@kellyharvey5815]

This is the first time I’m seeing Juanita Lolita… She is hilarious. I love her.❤😂

[@maurawhelan3530]

She’s so fresh! Love the a to z lists!

[@jameslipke354]

This is AWESOME!!! 🤣Several years ago, my husband and I were sitting on the couch watching a movie. Out of nowhere he said, "Hey, when you go into the kitchen, would you bring me a soda back?" Again, we were sitting on the SAME couch watching the SAME movie in the SAME house. 🤨 I looked at him and said, "Please...Are you new? You know where the refrigerator is; so suck it up buttercup and get up and get it yourself." 😈 Ah, yes...Victoria's Secret. Let's be honest, Victoria has no secrets! 🤣 My husband went into Victoria's Secret with me one time. He saw some skimpy want to be nighty hanging on one of the racks, smiled at me, raised his eyebrows up and down a few times, and said, "I wonder how you would look in this?" 😈 So, I picked it up, hanger and all, and tossed it onto the floor and said, "Does it look good to you because that’s where it will end up? Seems a little pricey for something that will be laying on the floor." The gals working in the store were laughing uncontrollably and my husband's face was beet red! I call that a WIN/WIN! 🤣 Yes ma'am!!! Always stand up for what you believe to be right, even if you're standing all alone. ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@shirleycoleman1211]

Hey please get with Jaunita Lolita & ur life has good writing materials just off same 🏡 are u new? Or knew?

[@marisolsullivan5224]

Wow this is so ignorant I couldn't get past minute 2:26. What puerro rican came here on a boat and who ever heard of a Puerto rican named Juanita Lolita dummy had a Mexican name trying to pass off as rican. If she's Rican she knows nothing about her race. I never heard of West Virginians standing on the shore shooting at Puerto Ricans coming on a boat.

[@jessicacruz3342]

Yessss u go girl lmao

[@debralaforest4281]

I enjoyed her clean comedy and her sharing of her faith! 🙏

[@sunyydazee]

Girl you are hilarious!! The crowd sucked !! Y'all were cold.😊

[@martymcmannis6581]

Great job sister God bless you and your family

[@ashland7858]

From a hillbillie, Jewish, Cuban, native American.... Get it girl.... Love this!!!

[@wayneyadams]

3:48 A very funny comedian named Don McMillan who was a computer engineer was talking about the flip side of statistics and he said "45% of all marriages end in divorce, which means 55 % of all marriages end in death."

[@josephrodriguez1683]

Freaking hilarious I’m the product of my mom is from West Virginia and my dad is Puerto Rican and from New York. Lol.

[@jateena]

She is great 👍 I am sharing all over the place !!! Amen!!! Absolutely my new favorite comedian ❤😂😅❤

[@nathaliegelinasvandenbosch3877]

I think she's great!

[@minajones1635]

She was so enjoyable to listen to and I loved that she gave God glory!! She was funny, but I thought the audience was not very appreciative.

[@danasampson818]

Funny lady. Very clever and I could totally relate to her.

[@carmonadaggy]

As a Puerto Rican born in New York and raised in South Georgia, I was not taught Spanish because mom was the only one in the whole state who spoke it. Lol

[@First._.Last.]

I know so many Hispanic and Latino people who live in South Georgia! But we may be speaking of different time-frames.

[@barrygysbers5632]

There are a few other women stand up artists that I admit are very funny, but it usually comes at the cost of them ALSO being mean spirited! This woman is SO good, I haven't even finished the video yet, and I have to leave a comment! Genuinely honest, insightful, and warmly observant about the hu man condition! TWO, big thumbs up!

[@dr.javitayvettemckinney7967]

AWESOME!! SHE IS A BLESSING AND WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST FAMILY MEMBERS TO BE WITH IN HEAVEN. XOXO

[@grammadrm4974]

Yes in God we need to trust and believe! She is funny. I'm enjoying her comedy!

[@ladytube64]

This is very funny....♥♥♥♥♥

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Indeed it is

[@johnpick8336]

Excellent Show ! Thanks for posting.

[@debbiewilkinson4277]

God bless you ma’am!! Thank you for standing up for our King. You are blessed and beautiful

[@alainITerz]

You are the best bravo ❤

[@JonesDi77]

Hillbillarican 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SodoMojo22]

Hah! That intro was great.

[@chantelles3641]

I hide an emergency toilet roll from the rest of the family 😅❤

[@skrimshaw72]

Love these full special vids. Thanks for the excellent laughs! 🤣🤣

[@robertmoye7565]

Hysterically funny and engaging. Really funny.

[@lw3269]

She's not wrong about the Hallmark movies.

[@Ednilane]

Omg xD she’s so funny! She needs more audience ❤

[@elvenzo3884]

She had me in the first half 😂

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Lol

[@MomentsInTrading]

00:44 The voice change! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@fabianrigan9625]

Love the introduction fake me so good lol 😂❤❤❤❤❤love

[@dr.javitayvettemckinney7967]

THE AUDIENCE MAY BE HARD OF HEARING XOXO

[@sharonhendrix3864]

So Funny & Clever….God Bless❣️❤️❤️❤️

[@HURRICANE_melissa5656]

Very funny loved laughing with you. Hope to see more of you

[@lanaday3557]

Very good!

[@Davesreborn]

I loved the beginning! I felt like her jokes puts herself down a lot though. Juanita you are a beautiful woman of God and I enjoyed looking at you from head to toe. I'm sure your husband does too. I loved both your A to Z bits too! Thanks for sharing The Gospel and God bless ✝️🙏🏽

[@hiyapal7719]

"In GOD we trust!!!"🙏 🇺🇲❤🇺🇲🙏

[@AZPATRIOT34]

Thanks ! You were Just what I needed at this moment 👏✝️🙏♥️. You are hilarious & so refreshing 🌟🌟🌟🌟‼️

[@sylviastreet]

You are right about husbands change after they’re married! I would get off the couch to head for the bathroom, and he would say While you’re up, will you make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

[@KenzoTan1942]

The audience is worse than the walking dead audience

[@yvonnealmassi8957]

Great recipe . Thank you. Love your presentations

[@M4CK7H3KN1F3]

My white grandmother's name was Juanita. Her sisters are Berlida and Wanda. Dust bowl homegirls.

[@7munkee]

Marriage can't be any worse than waking up beside the woman you've been sleeping with for the last year and find her teeth laying on the pillow.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

r/Oddlyspecific

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@suenim263]

I leave wigs around - but I'll take that sucker off mid-date if it gets too hot. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

[@lauralowery9303]

🤣😂😁👏

[@joscelynpease6656]

Marriage would be the freedom to be with someone that would love you no matter what and already accept everything about you.

[@nattamused9074]

I love this one! I’m a married woman (been that way for 22 years) and generally, don’t think women comedians are as funny as men. But this lady is a gem. She’s one of the truly funny ladies., like Lucille Ball, Roseanne Barr, Carol Burnett, and Leanne Morgan. To be a truly funny lady, you have to be willing to stand up there and not try and be sexy, pretty, polite, or intelligent. It comes much more naturally to men. And the irony is, that the truly funny ladies really ARE sexy, pretty, polite and intelligent, they just have to portray that they can put it on a shelf.

[@CosmicTruthTeller]

I wouldn’t say that Roseanne Barr had those attributes in her comedy.

[@nattamused9074]

@@CosmicTruthTeller Not everyone really understands everyone else.

[@CosmicTruthTeller]

@@nattamused9074 She’s funny, but not some of the other qualities you mentioned, is all. Peace 🙏🏻

[@jessicacruz3342]

Lmao u are good. This my 1st time coming across ur show and I love it. Hands up to u. God bless. Yesss. I'll look for more. Take care and thank you.

[@Becktastic01]

Tough crowd!

[@samathacooperstone8627]

Agree with you

[@robertarguello1115]

Yes indeed! … You are a very talented comedian. 😆

[@ehealthshop]

She is funny- I don’t think we dress up just for men though. I think it’s more for competition with each other, sad to say. But she is good!

[@rebeccamandabach7517]

She's awesome!

[@deborahoneal-rohracker5606]

Thank you, and God bless you.

[@rebeccahoneycutt1434]

loved her comedy

[@historymatters8991]

I loved her!! Shes great 😂

[@briano6115]

OUTSTANDING !!!

[@idkwhoknew908]

Very good I joyed.

[@melindamercier6811]

What is with the audience? My goodness. Glad the women in the back were loud at least bc sheesh, you’d think the men at the front were dead.

[@Kangaroocry1]

Oh, the Christian advice was priceless 😂😂😂

[@Mrshhh253]

She is great 🎉

[@ednon80]

She is hilarious and Christian ❤❤❤❤

[@williambilyeu9801]

Juanita Lolita did a great show and had me laughing. By the way, my ex-wife was named Jecquita and her sister is named Marquita. Their parents were country people and they really wanted boys. 😊😅😂

[@wqmanawqke3375]

I love her!

[@Under_Sky_Third_Gaia]

Fire 🔥

[@joelaichner3025]

I love the Twist

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

Puerto Ricans don't come in a boat, they come by plane.

[@caracolvictoria3555]

The very first Puerto Ricans came by boat. Even Rita Moreno talked about that in her auto biography and many interviews. I'm boricua by the way. Born and raised on the island.

[@purplelove392]

@@caracolvictoria3555 and in the song from "West Side Story".

[@astridgalactic9336]

Most of the ones that I've known came by subway.

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

@@caracolvictoria3555 people! That's a loooong time ago!

[@cameronstone1611]

She is Awesome

[@christinashelton1391]

Amazing

[@nightedpemder4992]

She had me rolling! Love all the clean content! Speaking of clean, I'm divorced and one of the main things I miss about being married: after a couple months I have to wash my own underwear. Going commando only lasts so long. After a couple times getting hung up, underwear,even dirty is better. Want to see a man cry? After a couple days without underwear he'll be bawling.

[@lelaniaorr8195]

super good! That was amazing, I really related to you. Bravo!!

[@alainITerz]

Thank you so muchI wish you all the best in life to! Happiness and pease❤️

[@alu-truthapoet]

She said oh yea well let's review the tape. 😂 😂 😂 Victoria secret agent undies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl i can't shop there either it's waaaaaaay too expensive

[@sjent]

She is hilarious.

[@ruthhughes1099]

The Hallmark schpeil...HILARIOUS!

[@stacymatthews371]

Love her😂

[@rhondalong152]

She was funny. She needs a special. 24 minutes wasn't enough

[@mamasquatch]

I love her😂

[@shewolf871]

She had me fooled for about the first minute

[@tanabrown3449]

YAY West Virginia girl! 💜💜

[@cryptopappy6408]

brilliant

[@lpg8518]

She is not wrong. Every relationship I've ever had has increased my weight by 10-20 pounds and once it's over, the weight also leaves LOL!!

[@kenyaking3801]

Her content was not for the young people in the room.. she says what everybody is thinking but won’t say out loud

[@terriwetz6077]

The audience was thinned out and the tables were set far apart. I wonder when this was filmed and what are they taking preventative measures against?

[@archbishopjohnjohnston1184]

God Bless you

[@ENFPerspectives]

Unique ♡

[@jamesrobinson9176]

1st date take her to the water park. Answers lots of questions right away.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yup hahaha

[@jenrich111]

as all the false stuff gets blasted off 😂

[@kellykirkwood4567]

Genius!! Even though I’m female. Great idea.

[@CosmicTruthTeller]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@alu-truthapoet]

I cent stop laughing 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@alu-truthapoet]

Cheap undie pop n lock, Walmart after midnight 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@Phoenixlives27]

💕🔥🔥🔥

[@oldrikky]

loved her gentle humour. Smiled and laughed through the perfomance. Not to sure about the jesus thing at the end, but were all different.