OMG Mike and Jay actually saw the Tom Cruise Mummy movie!
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@selwynandrews96652 жыл бұрын
Kurtzman is the reincarnation of the ancient king Imatotalhack.
@hyethga Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@cratonorogen9208 Жыл бұрын
Quite funny
@Viddaric Жыл бұрын
I'm laughing for real right now
@tonyturner4602 Жыл бұрын
A relation of a Cleptotheatre
@JJJackson777 Жыл бұрын
OwaTanaSiam
@TurboButton7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit when that Dark Universe trailer showed up in the video I thought it was a gag they edited just for Half in the Bag. What the fuck.
@jessica_jam43867 жыл бұрын
Turbo Button yeah I 100% thought they edited that as a joke. I'm in shock the studio or whoever thought that classic horror films from the 30's with bland modern action movie music behind it was a good choice
@OrcoDevelopment7 жыл бұрын
Same here. The only thing scary about it was the level of stupidity.
@arolorn7 жыл бұрын
I wondered why Jay would talk over the parody trailer they made. Oh boy...
@davidgoldstein33487 жыл бұрын
I don't even see why they bothered not including Dracula Untold at this point. It was quite a bit better than The Mummy. Just a generic medieval horror movie thing that was super forgettable but it wasn't terrible. Now they're stuck with the worst opening movie to their series ever
@Zeph101theoriginal7 жыл бұрын
Ditto, I mean Jesus fuck.
@mechaheart Жыл бұрын
Needed to rewatch this in celebration of the 6 year anniversary of the Dark Universe
@fartquaviasdingle787610 ай бұрын
They made so much progress since then.
@the0nlytrueprophet94210 ай бұрын
Crazy how far we’ve come
@angryengine96169 ай бұрын
HA!
@mikefox19327 ай бұрын
Ceya at the tenth year celebration!
@hellfire51087 ай бұрын
Oh damn it already is 6 years? We go so many great Dark Universe movies in that time.
@boilderrik8934 жыл бұрын
Deadly pathogens in movie theaters? Mike, that's just silly.
@cannonfodder40004 жыл бұрын
nice lol
@Mr1930s4 жыл бұрын
Celebrities staying 30 feet away from people too
@Attini90004 жыл бұрын
TOM CRUISE'S THE MUMMY CREATED CORONA VIRUS!
@chiefs2pretty4radio3 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it by two months. Clever girl.
@samuelperezgarcia3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard that, went straight to the comments. xD
@ingurdizstation56807 жыл бұрын
>That montage was real. jesus i thought it was a gag.
@ingurdizstation56807 жыл бұрын
he thought the same thing
@OrgaNik_Music7 жыл бұрын
>"meme arrows"
@ingurdizstation56807 жыл бұрын
>>
@stonedcrusader7 жыл бұрын
"Show me the mummy" was a quality joke.
@bombtwenty38677 жыл бұрын
A big part of a joke is its delivery, he sort of flopped it in there, limply and impotently, and then apologized for its small size. Not good.
@cfytcf7 жыл бұрын
"Yep"
@TheBinarySon7 жыл бұрын
In 1996.
@fma63997 жыл бұрын
the funniest thing for me was: i didn't get the joke :-)
@botyears7 жыл бұрын
Bomb Twenty But that's the joke.
@gabegibbons62907 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I live in a world where we can say that a movie "only had a 125 million dollar budget".
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90175 жыл бұрын
Inflation is a bitch.
@flatflatspin98555 жыл бұрын
Water World was 100 million and everyone sucked air when told. :-)
@andreimileti4 жыл бұрын
Well, you are talking about paying >1000 people, often of skilled labour, over a period of 2-3 years in various places around the world. It's a big budget, but they can get more out of control
@dashman84994 жыл бұрын
Chameleon Boy is 100% right. And as minimum wage goes up over the years, the cost of professionals goes up as well.
@dushikorsou14 жыл бұрын
@@andreimileti these movies usually only take 3-6 months to shoot its the editing and cgi effects that take a long time.
@byronwilliams28566 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny that Crowe called Cruise's character a "younger man" when Cruise is 2 years older than him.
@byronwilliams28562 жыл бұрын
@@Altzar2011 Cruise born 1962, Crowe born 1964.
@sandyn33842 жыл бұрын
Russ was born old, lol
@JTM610 Жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious actually
@EpicCoolGuy21 Жыл бұрын
It was probably written in Tom Cruise’s contract that he had to be called a young man by Russell Crowe so he didn’t feel old
@handsomeDRAC Жыл бұрын
Russell Crowe looks twice his age while Tom Cruise ceased to age years ago. Makes sense when you look at it like that.
@billypunton88677 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought RLM cut that universal trailer together as a joke. My god.
@sssss76297 жыл бұрын
me too
@CJ-fz9fq7 жыл бұрын
me too
@samoanalii7 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD WAS THAT REAL?!
@dragunmane30297 жыл бұрын
Billy Punton seriously when I saw that my head hurt. Movies these days are such fucking trash. They're an insult to people and made for fat popcorn eating mindless drones.
@JohnDoeSchmoe7 жыл бұрын
me too
@1080TJ7 жыл бұрын
Universal's Dark Universe is the most unwanted thing since my son.
@barkingbaphomet9957 жыл бұрын
i wanted it but they're doing it wrong.
@user-qo6dh2ot4h7 жыл бұрын
We must refer to it as the DUCU
@ItsMichaelReid7 жыл бұрын
More so than the Transformers/GI Joe Universe that Paramount is trying to push?
@koicies9987 жыл бұрын
goddamn
@JonConstruct7 жыл бұрын
TJ Hastie I read this in Plinkett's voice
@arturocevallossoto52034 жыл бұрын
The Mummy with Brendan Fraser was the shit. It was huge in Mexico. It must've been because it was on national TV every other month.
@Suztvfan3 жыл бұрын
In the Netherlands it wasn't on every other month but at least once a year and every time it was on my family was like. "We could watch the mummy, that is fun." And every time it was fun, never really got old or stale compared to some other films.
@drakonidesthevigilant51553 жыл бұрын
@@mctapoutos7426 I was 7 and my mom put her hands over my eyes while Newman was getting slaughtered
@frankmerker6302 жыл бұрын
I just like how The Mummy has been immortalized just by merely being perennially enjoyable for just about all audiences
@diogoduarte80082 жыл бұрын
That mummy film has a place on my heart because I watched when I was little
@tommyc46412 жыл бұрын
Also, Rachel Weisz
@benglick27603 жыл бұрын
Victor Franken-fucking-stein, motherfucker has got to be one of my favorite lines in any form of media ever
@bkk3973 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for THAT cinematic universe
@LiamJSmart Жыл бұрын
Agreed I can’t get it out of my head after all this time
@Lesbean_Burrito7 жыл бұрын
"I was miserable, and I fell asleep. And it was too loud." He really is becoming Mr. Plinkett.
@faxedwang3 жыл бұрын
when the artist becomes the art
@robertholt39963 жыл бұрын
Isn't that one of the prevalent theories? That Lightning Fast Mike eventually goes mad and kills Mr. Plinkett, then assuming his persona and doing the prequel reviews?
@stijnvdv22 жыл бұрын
@@robertholt3996 This movie was like: 'what if we turn the best Indiana Jones rip off into a comic super hero to join the comic universe success the other studios have'.... yeah it was as bad as it sounds. This is EVERYTHING that's wrong with current day Hollywood. They try to copy each other instead of actually working with the successful things they themselves got. When done correctly, an adventure/explorer movie could sell SO extremely good as time and time this genre proved. Indiana Jones, the mummy, National Treasure, Dan Brown's adaptations...... instead the look over the fence and see the grass is greener at the other studio; let's just copy what they are doing. 😒
@cartmanofsp2 жыл бұрын
Or Grandpa Simpson
@josiahbahuaud22942 жыл бұрын
@@cartmanofsp Won’t be long before Mike is yelling at clouds.
@travisdk847 жыл бұрын
I hope the Dark Cinematic Universe becomes a thing just so Jay and Mike are forced to watch the movies and talk about them for our entertainment. DANCE MONKIES DANCE
@osbely7 жыл бұрын
Neal X hey hey we're the Monk-Keys
@lazyrmc7 жыл бұрын
same
@kubli3657 жыл бұрын
Hwat about an SCP Cinematic Universe?
@Stupidyellowshirt7 жыл бұрын
I came!! I came when I saw Darth Vader!!!
@brightestlight94625 жыл бұрын
@Kitty Glitter you and nobody else
@japeth32136 жыл бұрын
3:00 I swear to god I thought he was about to say "This movie isn't made for dummies, this movie is made for mummies."
@shinget6 жыл бұрын
Mummies I'd Like to Film
@charleynewman50576 жыл бұрын
Shinget What you wrote, is gold.
@danielmason96726 жыл бұрын
Thought exactly the same thing, it was right there! 🙂
@DiddyKongsTrashCollection20015 жыл бұрын
'for moneys"
@mcbadrobotvoice81555 жыл бұрын
Because only dead people can enjoy it
@flare2425 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! Mike and Jay, you solved one of the biggest mysteries of my life! It was around the year 1986. Deep in the communist Czechoslovakia, i was visiting my relatives in Carlsbad (not the one in USA, the original one, in CZ - Karlovy Vary. Since it's a town relatively close to the border with then western Germany, it was possible to catch the german TV there. I was watching a TV late at night when a weird scifi flick came on. From what i got with my bad german (i was 9 yrs old) it was about some spaceship returning from some mission, they got some sickness or whatever, basically they were frenchkissing other people which zombified them. I couldn't find out what the hell was the movie's name. For decades. Until now. It's Lifeforce! YAAAAY!
@Ravi-xf8dw5 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling. So good
@CassandrashadowcassMorrison4 жыл бұрын
@@BlooCollaGal Because you're young. Lifeforce was released in theaters in 1985. Event Horizon in 1997
@moonrazk4 жыл бұрын
@@BlooCollaGal Yeah, which means you weren't even alive when Lifeforce came out.
@SharkLizard4 жыл бұрын
@@BlooCollaGal it sounds absolutely nothing like Event Horizon?
@verruxlunox84384 жыл бұрын
What an interesting story, even though a small one thanks for sharing though
@heroesfan2367 жыл бұрын
ishtar cinematic universe
@hellogoato7 жыл бұрын
heroesfan236 Make it happen, Hollywood.
@gwh30137 жыл бұрын
3...2...3...4 ...4...2...3 ..
@jessica_jam43867 жыл бұрын
Juancho Corleone "does this look like an oasis to you?"
@samboujaiteh33317 жыл бұрын
Battlefield Earth Cinematic Universe.
@TulilaSalome7 жыл бұрын
teletubbies cinematic universe... but now dark and gritty of course.
@SmegmaProducer7 жыл бұрын
I forsee them making a remake of Abbot and Costello meet the wolfman, but starring Seth Rogen and James Franco making weed jokes.
@andrewr8807 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck what is this dogshit You know that almost happened with Jay and Silent Bob by the Weinsteins
@skullguy85047 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele Meet Frankenstein
@pokcow017 жыл бұрын
The UCDUECU can still be saved.
@AncelDeLambert7 жыл бұрын
You're talking about my nightmares.
@hellogoato7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck what is this dogshit "Who's on first?" "Like, dude, I'm too high to give a shit right now." End skit. It's funny because the actors care even less than the shitty audience who pay to get visual AIDS beamed directly into their eyeholes.
@JesterfaceBassplayer6 жыл бұрын
" Hey, we have Johnny Depp, let's make him invisible since his popular novelty doesn't lie in visual mannerisms!"
@fellow80853 жыл бұрын
I'd say that's sort of the point though. Who can act with just motion of the body and not relying on facial expressions. Apart from like, Andy serkis, and the Guillermo del Toro rubber suit guy.
@mcbadrobotvoice81555 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for mummy infinty war. “Dracula?” “What is it Frankenstein?” “I don’t feel so good”
@turtleanton65394 жыл бұрын
Wow now I want a Endgame time travel plot.
@MustafaTurgutDenizer4 жыл бұрын
And from that it connects to Castlevania series and Belmonts fight against Dracula and the other monsters etc.
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
*Dracula starts burning, just because he's in sunlight*
@alphatrion43652 жыл бұрын
Lol Tom Cruise is gonna have the infinity wraps on his hands. He's gonna flip a bird and make half the the people die of cringe. Then they will be his army of undead cringe zombies.
@Strowen7 жыл бұрын
5:15 you can see mike internally trying to come up with a joke about how johnny depps box office numbers are invisible
@cjl66927 жыл бұрын
Or how Universal prefers him invisible until those Heard allegations are forgotten about
@Stupidyellowshirt7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Bride of Frankenstein movie because I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!! I know who JOHNNY DEPP is!!!!!!!!
@spudastic7 жыл бұрын
like depp's box office returns the joke failed to come to fruition
@nenenomusic7 жыл бұрын
When they showed the "Dark universe" I thought it was them editing it, and I thought it was funny. Then they said it was the official trailer, and I laughed even harder. Thanks guys, I almost pissed my pants.
@nenenomusic7 жыл бұрын
Ratel.H Badger same, and that unfinished draft of a trailer for mummy. Amazing
@thewatcherofawesomecontent7 жыл бұрын
"Shit Universe"
@volbla7 жыл бұрын
I did not laugh harder. I was just dumbstruck. Like, what the fuck, man.
@blither46567 жыл бұрын
Same, didn't think they'd sink that low....
@silkstar42067 жыл бұрын
Visual Aids just, the dramatic music was so unfitting. I fucking died in the final part it the teaser when it's getting all hyped and it just shows an awful fish head mask, fucking comedy gold.
@keatoncoffey67423 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp is now literally the invisible man in Hollywood
@connielingus83853 жыл бұрын
Agreed, he should've won an Oscar for that role.
@videogamenostalgia3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh, it's called method acting sweetie
@drakonidesthevigilant51553 жыл бұрын
James Franco's mustache had a good time
@christopherkinsella39122 жыл бұрын
@@XanderFenikkusu You did it. You won. No more cancellations. They even brought back Firefly.
@Tetragrammaton222 жыл бұрын
@@christopherkinsella3912 Firefly was cancelled because no one watched it until well after it was gone, it wasn't cancelled because it "allegedly" abused its partner.
@ellenroyce68476 жыл бұрын
Dark Universe flopped really hard, and for some reason I'm really happy about it. It's like a perfect trainwreck. Universal wanted to jump in on that bandwagon and that wagon just explodes. Not even breaks down, but explodes, flyes in the air and then explodes again.
@williamsircin60255 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's British?
@basilisk48944 жыл бұрын
That isn't a British spelling
@timefoambathray93397 жыл бұрын
I thought that monster movie universe trailer was a fucking parody when you started playing it holy shit
@Poisonedblade7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought RLM made that trailer.
@1111khao7 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@tehgreatvak7 жыл бұрын
same here my dude, looked like something they threw together in like 10 minutes
@YadonTheCat7 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@liamhunter80057 жыл бұрын
Dan Ger Holy shit same!
@Shermingtan7 жыл бұрын
The 1999 mummy will always be with me. Such a great action flick with lots of comedy. As a teenager that was the shit.
@alicelopez1307 жыл бұрын
Shermingtan yess still one of my favorite movies, it didn't take itself seriously
@keithoneil98947 жыл бұрын
Same here. It seems to have become a forgotten movie.
@keithoneil98947 жыл бұрын
"Good" being the keyword.
@Shermingtan7 жыл бұрын
It didn't pretend to be anything else than shlock. That's what made it so good imo. And to be honest it was kinda fresh for the time and had some interesting elements.
@keithoneil98947 жыл бұрын
It embraced what it was and succeeded. I saw the new one last night and tried to be something it isn't.
@Hellsinger89 Жыл бұрын
"Always eat the cake when it's handed to you." Truly wisdom for the ages.
@Thagomizer4 жыл бұрын
"Show me the mummy!" was actually a joke in Fallout 2.
@bkk3973 жыл бұрын
“Who...is the mummy?!” Atmosfear: Khufu The Mummy
@EwanMakeMovies7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed The Mummy, but it was no The Mummy or The Mummy.
@dustywaynemusic62977 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer The Mummy over The Mummy. But I hated The Mummy
@LittleJimmy8357 жыл бұрын
Oh god you actually like The Mummy? But The Mummy was so much better. Christ even The Mummy was better than The Mummy.
@ericv007 жыл бұрын
I mostly agree, but honestly, The Mummy was the only watchable The Mummy movie.
@smileydog59417 жыл бұрын
Well The Mummy is a classic no doubt, but even though The Mummy is basically its own movie, it has become a classic in its own right. These things can't be said about The Mummy.
@dustywaynemusic62977 жыл бұрын
Guillermo Ramirez have you seen The Mummy though?
@TheTruthIsRevealed7 жыл бұрын
"Ye" - Jay Bauman
@booates7 жыл бұрын
Yee
@ericohm94745 жыл бұрын
Is that a bottle of Dan Aykroyd's quadruple distilled herkimer diamond filtered Newfoundland crystal skull vodka?
@tincano-beans21144 жыл бұрын
In it's really cool bottle
@vfreek4ever8993 жыл бұрын
Whoa!!! The vodka that almost killed Larry King???
@MBRSims3 жыл бұрын
DOUBLE TRIPLE MONSTER COMBO
@HappyRussia11383 жыл бұрын
@@vfreek4ever899 *ca-HOOO* "Hmm, very nice."
@jasonfenton82503 жыл бұрын
@@HappyRussia1138 Start of the ruination.
@Lultschful4 жыл бұрын
Jay: "Follow the Blumhouse model, make these very very modestly budgeted actual horror movies." Universal: "Hey, Blumhouse, let's make The Invisible Man."
@homestuck_official4 жыл бұрын
I mean. At least it was good tho
@Lultschful4 жыл бұрын
@@homestuck_official Haven't seen it yet, but I hear it is, so I'm looking forward.
@tadpolegaming45103 жыл бұрын
@@Lultschful what did you think?
@Lultschful3 жыл бұрын
@@tadpolegaming4510 I liked it, excellent thriller.
@JeanMarceaux10 ай бұрын
@@christrevor3450 hallmark movies are the scariest because people who make them actually believe what they make
@libraryofalexander7967 жыл бұрын
I'm still excited for the General Mills Count Chocula/Frankenberry/Booberry cinematic universe.
@GRD31u7 жыл бұрын
That's the truly cerealized franchise we need
@clutchbert99606 жыл бұрын
ThePunderfulWizard Nice.
@glenellisquinn6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about Fruit Brute. Everyone forgets Fruit Brute, but he's gonna make a comeback, I can feel it. They cast The Rock AND Chris Pratt as Fruit Brute so it can't fail.
@RudyHarlanPhantomBoom6 жыл бұрын
Yummy Mummy
@ChucksSEADnDEAD6 жыл бұрын
nāmorghūlilaros they'll get Bautista due to budget reasons
@squdnate7 жыл бұрын
When you showed that clip of the old monster movies clipped together with action music, I thought you were making a joke..... But it's a real trailer.... oh.....
@finalcountdown32107 жыл бұрын
Squdnate Same
@jackheslop9397 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a parody too.
@rydermccall35907 жыл бұрын
Squdnate Wait, what?? THAT WAS REAL??!!
@Xenomorph5057 жыл бұрын
It's borderline experimental
@Rick5867 жыл бұрын
Xenomorph505 It's borderline several things.
@jayburde98193 жыл бұрын
“No, Victor-franken-fuckin-stien” is a new hidden gem mike quote
@MrAndoProductions2 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the 5 year anniversary of the cinematic universe
@pepeshadilay11 ай бұрын
It has lost less money than DC
@mattakudesu7 жыл бұрын
My dark universe resides in my colon.
@gunsmithbasic7 жыл бұрын
Always eat the cake... when it's handed... to you
@tomburkill68757 жыл бұрын
my spastic colon
@oobndroobw7 жыл бұрын
So does this movie
@whythehellnot7947 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, when 4:30 came around, I laughed at how RLM overlaid modern "hip" movie music over the old film footage. I thought it was a clever jab at how such a trailer would look and sound if some corporate suits tried to sell those movies to modern audiences. Then I realized it was real.
@PauKj7 жыл бұрын
Wait what??.... so it wasn't a joke?
@Khazuki_7 жыл бұрын
Jokes are real now.
@stephen07937 жыл бұрын
Whythe Hellnot exactly I thought it was a parody too!!!
@olepigeon3 жыл бұрын
17:39 I never actually saw The Mummy, and I didn't know that Alex Kurtzman "wrote" it. Yes, I mean that sarcastically because he also "wrote" _The Island_ , which he was sued over because he plagiarized another low-budget movie called _Parts: The Clonus Horror_ . Most recently, his writing team was accused of plagiarizing the characters and a major plot points for the first season Star Trek: Discovery from an independent game called Tardigrades (they won on the technicality that the game developer didn't register trademarks in the U.S., so his copyrights were not enforceable.) Once is a coincidence, twice is plagiarism, three times is a criminal empire. I am now morbidly curious about other films and TV shows "written" by Alex Kurtzman. I'm willing to bet if you cross referenced his work against lesser known movies, you'll find even more "coincidences." Kurtzman is a hack. What's worse, he's profiting off other people's hard work without facing any consequences.
@viddork3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Jake Johnson's character being a direct rip-off of Griffin Dunne's in _American Werewolf ..._ But it's worth pointing out that Kurtman did the story, but not the screenplay, and Cruise himself had plenty to do with the screenplay. Lots of blame to go around. I actually thought _The Island_ was supposed to be a remake of _The Clonus Horror_ when I watched it. More fool me.
@JeanMarceaux10 ай бұрын
@@viddork I thought _The Island_ was supposed to be based on an Aldous Huxley novel
@harkejuice6 жыл бұрын
Bring back Rick O'Connell. The campyness of The Mummy is what made it work.
@reek40623 жыл бұрын
member The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
@tadpolegaming45103 жыл бұрын
@@reek4062 unironically enjoyable, especially after the Himalayas trip
@Hipopoterfish7 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRENDAN FRASER?
@jonsnowthescienceguy50517 жыл бұрын
Hipopoterfish He's doing Encino man 2
@basementofmars19637 жыл бұрын
Working at a toll booth.
@LudicrousShows7 жыл бұрын
Getting the life sucked out of him by his ex-wife.
@Dellaluna137 жыл бұрын
Brendan Fraser : "A movie about an insidious succubus tormenting everyone around her, and you want me to play the lead who is powerless to stop her? I'm sorry, but I've already been playing that role for too long."
@standr0id7 жыл бұрын
At the scale shop
@gfmartello7 жыл бұрын
Did the director say the actress brings humanity to the mummy? Isn't that exactly the opposite of what she should be doing?
@iAmTheSquidThing7 жыл бұрын
Bringing mummanity to the human?
@AdmiralKrunch967 жыл бұрын
Kevin Savage Huge Mummaries
@rhetiq99897 жыл бұрын
When's the last time alex kurtzman ever make or say something that makes actual sense?
@DinosaurFan887 жыл бұрын
Which is funny, since the original Mummy movie starring Boris Karloff centered around a love story between the title character and an Egyptian princess.
@AlluMan966 жыл бұрын
To be even the least bit fair, giving humanity to the mummy isn't the worst idea. Like, the very first Mummy with Boris Karloff wasn't really about an inhuman monster. In fact, the driving force of his character came from very human desires. That's the thing about classic horror icons. Most of them are conceived from a very human place. The Wolf Man, Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde, even the point of the original novel of Frankenstein, they weren't just snarling beasts for the heroes to kill. Alot of classic horror treats monsters as physical metaphors to cast a reflection on the darker sides of humanity. It was only from the 50s onwards when humanity began to vanish from monsters and they started becoming more feral, less about being poetic and more about being unreasonable in their nature.
@BarelyEvenAnything3 жыл бұрын
I think someone at Universal listened to Jays suggestion of “following the Blumhouse route” and that’s how we got The Invisible Man
@justafox53565 жыл бұрын
10:12 hey! Don’t be mean to Brendan Fraser! I miss him and the last time I saw him in an interview he looked so sad...just unbelievably sad and broken. I wanted to just give him a damn hug and I’m not big on hugs especially with strangers but...man looked like he needed it.
@GrainneMhaol4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, considering The Mummy movies destroyed his body and almost killed him.
@stevenschnepp5763 жыл бұрын
@@GrainneMhaol At least they're worth watching. This movie, on the other hand...
@tadpolegaming45103 жыл бұрын
That's what being forced to pay alimony to a golddigger will do to you
@reneanthony1049 Жыл бұрын
Now he’s back and everyone loves him even more. So excited for his new film: The Whale!
@rickardkaufman3988 Жыл бұрын
@@reneanthony1049 And now he's been nominated for an Oscar.
@shachi_edits28597 жыл бұрын
Watch your mouth Stoklosa, Brendan Fraser doesn't need your judgement. He had his life force sucked out by alimony (and as such couldn't return to have his life force sucked out by Mummies.)
@roetheboat14 жыл бұрын
Would you say it was sucked out by "aliMUMMY"? Eh? Eh?
@83staceyann4 жыл бұрын
@@gleekthemonkey4570 Don't worry, we all really love Brendan Fraser... I mean, how could we not?!
@harrisonwestphall23814 жыл бұрын
By the time he was doing Furry Vengeance, he was already in zombie mode.
@MisterSynyster4 жыл бұрын
Well between action movie star constant body pain and being molested on set probably weighed into that too
@Psilocybin773 жыл бұрын
@@MisterSynyster don't forget about the impact of his mother dying
@Nicola_Sacco7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... I thought the Dark Universe trailer was a joke. I mean, it still is, it's just real.
@danielmoran32336 ай бұрын
This and The Bye Bye Man are my all time favorite episodes.
@Casey3-P-O6 ай бұрын
They were originally going to make a new "The Invisible Man," but they were afraid people wouldn't see it.
@johnsmith-mv8hq7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Predicktion Tracking In Ep 117 Mike predicted that 'The Mummy' would do the following:- Budget = $120m Domestic BO = $28m Int BO = $100m Rotten T = 36% How did he do compared to actual events? Budget = $125m Dom BO = $32m Int BO = $141m (estimate) ($52m of which was in China) RT = 17% Metacritic = 34%
@somethingnew3517 Жыл бұрын
Also predicted Brendan Fraser being fat.
@DarkMProductions7 жыл бұрын
What do you expect from Mr Alex Kurtzman? The "genius" who co-wrote Revenge of the Fallen, and went on to compare it to Terminator 2.
@luizfelipevbf55675 жыл бұрын
And wrote The Amazing Spider Man 2 and Star Trek 2
@kendallt15284 жыл бұрын
This put a genuine frown on my face. Alex Kurtzmann is Game of Thrones season 8 wrapped in human skin. Pure, distilled disappointment.
@DarkMProductions4 жыл бұрын
@@kendallt1528 and he's only gotten worse since.
@michaelhansen23094 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMProductions One of you americans explain how Hollywood works and how this guy, who everyone thinks is terrible, keeps getting genres to ruin.
@DarkMProductions4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhansen2309 In Hollywood, all you need is two or three big hits to your name, and with the occasional exception, you can have as many flops as you want. I mean look at M Night Shyamalan, he's still working despite his terrible streak of films. And Alex Kurtzman was involved with the super successful Transformers films, Mission Impossible 3, and the JJ Abrams Star Trek films. So, he'll probably keep getting offers left and right due to those films' successes.
@GravityTrash5 жыл бұрын
The Dark Universe and DCEU are perfect examples of studios panicking like hell when The Avengers was released.
@ryvlaw4 жыл бұрын
Why does Alex Kurtzman even land jobs at this point?
@Camhin13 жыл бұрын
I imagine it's because he does what he's told and doesn't question anything.
@killergoose76433 жыл бұрын
When your industry makes nothing but hacky schlock, you hire the master.
@TheMarshmelloKing3 жыл бұрын
he gives really good head.
@crossbearer64533 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarshmelloKing 😂😂😂😂
@XEPER8888888888888883 жыл бұрын
Hollywood Cronyism...I'd also say Nepotism, but idk if he is related to anyone important in Hollywood so...
@Telemarathon7 жыл бұрын
RLM need to make a trailer for the RLM Cinematic Universe with clips cut together from HITB, Space Cop, BOTW, etc.
@Lesbean_Burrito7 жыл бұрын
All of the movies eventually lead up to one final vilain! Rich's crippling diabetes.
@charleynewman50577 жыл бұрын
Remember when Twilight cam out and people were like "Oh boy now they've made vampires sexy and werewolves sexy." and then that Frankenstein movie came out, and people said, "Now we have a sexy Frankenstein, what are they going to do next a sexy mummy? HA HA HA!" 2017 - The Mummy (starring model Sophia Boutella) 2017 - The year I smashed my head repeatedly into a concrete wall.
@organicstorm7 жыл бұрын
Charley Newman except twilight did not start or invent the idea of sexy vampires and werewolves.. but i see what you meant
@niallreid76647 жыл бұрын
Charley Newman I like to think the whole "Sexy werewolves and vampires" fad has died down a bit. They still exist, but people seem to be gravitating more towards more classic, gothic horror vampires in recent years.
@bkk3973 жыл бұрын
The concrete wall was when the sex appeal came in
@rachelmattingly55873 жыл бұрын
RLM talking about any male miscasting: "they needed a chris pratt."
@connielingus83853 жыл бұрын
They're right.
@leopoldbuttersstotch2772 жыл бұрын
Here after Chris Pratt got casted as Mario. Lol.
@YukiGibson2 жыл бұрын
@@leopoldbuttersstotch277 Right? Even Nintendo though it was a good idea, fucking Nintendo. RLM knows their shit.
@NobuxD2 жыл бұрын
That Chris Pratt is so hot right now!
@YukiGibson2 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt has been casted for the Lasagna Cat movie ...
@laurenm31484 ай бұрын
Cruise played the smarmy guy in War of the Worlds to somewhat fine effect, I think, as another example. Great review.
@mrdavidlopan7 жыл бұрын
Interview With A Vampire was a good example of a Tom Cruise dramatic role. For all the naysaying at the time of his casting back then he certainly nailed the part...
@jamesof7seven7 жыл бұрын
That's a vastly underrated movie, and Tom Cruise was brilliant in it..... but - the movie did kind of die after Kirsten Dunst' character entered in the middle - I get why people checked out during the last half of the movie. Too bad, too.
@tiaaaron32784 жыл бұрын
Only fools who know about cinema might say Tom Cruise can't do a dramatic role. Magnolia is amazing.
@cleobinx4 жыл бұрын
lostintechnicolor he is so good in that!
@Pipi-rq2hw Жыл бұрын
Also Collateral and Born on the fourth of July
@EmperorOTN7 жыл бұрын
the fucking Jay marrying Mr. Plinkett plot is unbelievable.
@ShangTsung9177 жыл бұрын
It took 12 years to make
@firstnamelastname34357 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment "It's borderline experimental" but then I remembered this comment section is nothing but the same 6 inside jokes repeated over ad infinitum. I hate you and I hope you all drown in your memes,you human trash.
@walter_the_wobot23497 жыл бұрын
In what way?
@woodlefoof27 жыл бұрын
is pointing out our same 6 jokes replacing our 6 jokes?
@CranesNotSkyHooks6 жыл бұрын
They may have gone too far in a few places...
@Big32Productions5 жыл бұрын
10:11 you leave brendan fraiser alone. Hes a saint
@JetEngine7874 жыл бұрын
This is a true story, and one of the things in my life I will never forget. My Mom went back to NY to visit family back in '85, leaving my Dad (who is awesome) to deal with me and my brother [13 and 10 at the time] on his own. One night, my dad decides to take us to the movies for the first time since Return of the Jedi. The movie? Life force. The funny part is that my dad was somewhat intoxicated before we even went, and on the way he stopped for a bottle of rum to bring into the movie. 1985. Anyway, my Dad is dumping Mount Gay Rum into his cup, and the movie devolved into a hot naked British woman wandering around London. For a 13 year old boy, it was the greatest movie I have ever seen.....and out of nowhere, my Dad starts heckling the shit out of the movie. Hes a witty guy still at 77, but he was killing it.... but he forgot about the empty rum bottle near his feet. He apparently knocked over the bottle and as it slid down the decline of the theater floor, it was banging on the metal chair legs and it sounded like a fucking Pachinko game. We were pretty high up in the old Village Green theater in West Palm, and it became clear that it had become a game involving the whole place. It would pause, and then start up again, so people were kicking it down. When it hit the front wall of the theater, the entire (packed - 1985) crowd of the movie erupted in applause. 100% true story from my childhood. Unfortunately, I repeated my fathers performance back in 2017 with my 8 year old son. Opening night, The Last Jedi. Thanks for letting me share.
@PrinceDepecheMode4 жыл бұрын
Great story...remind me of time my daughter and I had a good laugh when someone dropped their hard round candy
@alalvarez73014 жыл бұрын
So, what did security said as they were kicking you out of the theater? Jokes aside, good story, even if possibly made out. Funny stuff.
@calebcarraway3614 жыл бұрын
@@alalvarez7301 "up"
@SlantsDraws4 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker are good reasons to get drunk
@Stupidyellowshirt7 жыл бұрын
Seeing as the box office tanked, the sequel will have Brendan Fraser appearing as Tom Cruise's long lost archaeologist brother
@NexusJake977 жыл бұрын
Keith tanking domestically. Other countries, no so much
@donaldbarrett40737 жыл бұрын
#SAVEBRENDAN
@ChrisDynamo7 жыл бұрын
It will be lucky to hit 400m, which is a very low amount all things considered. It may just about double its budget after marketing costs, but for a blockbuster starring Tom Cruise trying to set up a movieverse, the numbers are very disappointing for Universal, no doubt about that. Domestic numbers are very important because the biggest slice of profits comes from the US (as opposed to China only giving up 25% of their ticket sales), and seeing as how this film won't even hit $100m Stateside, that's not good at all.
@ChrisDynamo7 жыл бұрын
+ThatDarnIrishMan I don't think you understand how it works; when a movie grosses $668m like with Man of Steel or $529m with Godzilla, the studios don't get to keep all of that money! In the US, around half of that goes to cinemas and only 50% goes to the studios, and internationally it varies from 25% (China) going to the studios up to around 40% or so. So at best, Man of Steel broke even, at best, and Godzilla might have made a very slight profit, by your estimations at least, and your numbers seem made up, because budget and marketing for Iron Man cost a total of $225m (moderate sized, near 70m profit to start off the franchise). $375m for Man of Steel (40m loss to start off this franchise) and $225m for Godzilla (40m profit, arguably disappointing).
@tadpolegaming45103 жыл бұрын
Now can we agree it definitely didn't succeed here?
@fauxteal85027 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, thanks, I'm sold! I'll definitely watch it. I mean Lifeforce. That movie looks dope.
@TJbrena6 жыл бұрын
If you have Netflix, check out "Electric Boogaloo". It's a fun documentary on Cannon Films, who made that movie and that sort of schlock like mad. They also launched the careers of Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme, and made Superman 4. I really can't recommend it enough.
@JaegerZ33 жыл бұрын
It's actually a descent movie.
@MrHEC3819912 жыл бұрын
Jay tweeted about five year anniversary of this movie so I'm back here lol
@patrickdoherty45272 жыл бұрын
Same reason I came back to this. Even after five years, it's still hard to understand what Universal was thinking. The whole dark universe concept was so obviously a bad. idea.
@obnoxiouspriest5 жыл бұрын
Brenden Fraser is a saint! And would be perfect in a new mummy movie! When he's a little chunkier I just want to hug him more. Brendan Fraser once defended a public school from a herd of hormonally enraged rutting moose. using only half a quiver of arrows!
@scythe66617 жыл бұрын
We need more of Mike as "Pompous Investigator" and Jay as "Canadian Police Officer".
@KagurasSacrifice7 жыл бұрын
Mike referred to Jake Johnson as Nick Miller Mike watches New Girl: Confirmed
@Cheapiebeepie3 жыл бұрын
I choked on my food when they cut to the clip “Tom said, this is bigger than anything I’ve done before”
@AcesnEights6983 жыл бұрын
Alex Kurtzman has taken the Uwe Boll formula to new heights.
@Highbeamsmusic7 жыл бұрын
"Always eat the cake when it's handed to you"I need to somehow hang out with these guys before I die
@johnlambohst60587 жыл бұрын
As long as you aren't the Rich Evans of the group it'll be fun
@RyanCreatesThings7 жыл бұрын
John lambohst there's only room for one, both literally and figuratively
@cjl66927 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be Rich than Jack
@dennisgeorge45337 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that The Invisible Man has already been done recently. It was called Hollow Man and Kevin Bacon wasted no time by becoming a rapist.
@digitalintent7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. Good old Verhoeven and his rape.
@gabrieleriva6516 жыл бұрын
Dennis George John Carpenter also made one for Universal in the 90s. NOBODY remembers that.
@TheHolySemiColon6 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you consider 17 years ago "recent". To compare, Brendan Fraser's last mummy movie was only 9 years ago.
@perplexus38936 жыл бұрын
Dennis George having read the invisible man, lemme tell you how disappointing including ‘The Invisible Man’ in the DUCU was. In the book, the protagonist is never literally invisible, but is instead figuratively so due to being black in a time when black people were treated poorly. It’s nowhere near terrifying.
@tokiwartooth99356 жыл бұрын
Well that IS pretty high on the list of "Things to do once you become invisible", right after 1. Petty Revenge, 2. Voyeurism, and 3. Grand Larceny.
@AMP09FH6 жыл бұрын
"This movie was like eating a rice cake"
@Gideon_the_Seraph4 жыл бұрын
Rice cakes are the equivalent of getting acute radiation sickness. Horrible.
@iPostPwnedU4 жыл бұрын
@@larryjackson2184 you are in the small minority who dislike rise Krispy treats
@jessemacaspac4434 жыл бұрын
@@larryjackson2184 as an Asian who had plenty of rice cakes as a child... they are indeed disgusting.
@Apauling317 жыл бұрын
Liked entirely for "Show me the Mummy"
@CatCheshireThe7 жыл бұрын
The mention about the dagger bit being held by Christian crusaders made me irrationally angry because like, the crusades were 2,000 years after the ancient Egyptians. Why would they have ANYTHING to do with mummies? But fuck it, it's all "historical" right? Anything that happened more than 100 years ago is completely interchangeable.
@sarasamaletdin45747 жыл бұрын
I have not seen this film. It's silly to think now I was a bit upset that Mike refered the Mummy as Cleopatra like. When she was not an actual ancient Eqyptian of the pyramids era but a Macedonian Greek ruler who lived thousands of years after the pyramids were built. But that is still so much better than Christian Crusaders expecailly if that was in the real film.
@Stuurminator6 жыл бұрын
I sort of figured that said dagger exchanged a few hands before the crusaders found it on their trips to the Middle East, figured it was something Jesus wouldn't like, and decided to hold onto it for safekeeping. That's probably putting more thought into it than the writers did, though.
@Khazuki_6 жыл бұрын
World War I is 100 years old. Can't wait for Genghis Khan to show up as a general in the next WWI movie.
@stephenramos28246 жыл бұрын
Khazuki I want to see the Jesus Hitler romcom set in the middle ages
@RacinZilla0036 жыл бұрын
I want to see Hannibal Barca defeat Joan of Arc, and Scipio Africanus demolish Napoleon Bonaparte
@MrMinitown7 жыл бұрын
The Mummy had a 120 million budget. So far it has made 12 million domestically, and 135 million foreign. Jesus christ
@nosuchthing87 жыл бұрын
Bill Gates made its money back
@MrSmokinDragon7 жыл бұрын
Nope. Rule of thumb is that the studio gets app. 50% of all domestic box office, 40% of foreign, and app. 25% of Chinese BO. If we use 40% for all the foreign BO, it has made the studio app. $60m, so about halfway to breaking even. When also considering the marketing budget which can be as high as 80-100% of the movie budget, it has far to go.
@zaphero55187 жыл бұрын
MrSmokinDragon Yep, Basically the movie needs to quadruple its budget to break even; tis the way with hollywood.
@shinkounova84857 жыл бұрын
nosuchthing8 Not even close to making its money back
@Xagzan7 жыл бұрын
Dear overseas, stop buying our crap
@Enthos25 жыл бұрын
"Tom cruise is a guy who only cares about himself but he decides to save a lady" Mike has a way with words
@ClericalError876 жыл бұрын
Mike: "Always. Eat. The Cake." Me: Huh, I'm suddenly remembering how there's always. Money. In the banana stand.
@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now4 жыл бұрын
Michael...
@charlottecorday84942 жыл бұрын
Wink
@moisttowelette91537 жыл бұрын
Can Hollywood digitaly de-age Rich Evans?
@OrcoDevelopment7 жыл бұрын
That only works on people.
@tomost38917 жыл бұрын
OrcoDevelopment Rich Evens may be the Übermensch, but he is technicly still a human.
@gordo_cabron7 жыл бұрын
And more important: Can Hollywood de-diabetes him?
@rezkat037 жыл бұрын
Tom Cruise screaming in a loop with the Looney Tunes music is the best fucking thing I've heard and seen in weeks! XD
@Psykko_7 жыл бұрын
Kim Johnson I love these guys. Been watching then since before KZbin. Their Plinket Prequel reviews are just genius.
@theeternalnow6506 Жыл бұрын
Agree. The "fade out to the looney tunes music" is just comedy gold and such a slam lol. Just absolutely brutal and hilarious.
@Profile__12 жыл бұрын
I've heard Mike say "This is the worst movie I've ever seen" so many times now. I can't tell if he's just over-exaggerating or that every week is a new movie that disappoints him even more.
@yourface12186 жыл бұрын
Can someone cut together all the times Mike has started a review by saying "I loved it" followed by a long pause and then "Nah, I'm just fucking with you" and then trashing the movie.
@Moorahd7 жыл бұрын
Honestly half in the bag is a better cinematic universe than the dark universe
@AntonicontHandmadeLures7 жыл бұрын
I loved the "You need to digitally de-age your jokes" bit, pure RLM gold. These guys are so above the competition!
@Durhandoni802 жыл бұрын
As a gift Kurtzmann of being so "succesful", he was allowed to destroy Star Trek.
@Ultravod3 жыл бұрын
Mike in 2017 talking about a deadly pathogen keeping us from watching movies in a theater. 2020 looks at the camera: OH MY GODDDDDDD!
@yuniq9gaming9303 жыл бұрын
illuminati confirmed
@troyh84613 жыл бұрын
What a crazy-ass coincidence!
@spillyrichX7 жыл бұрын
I love it when you guys review movies I have no intent on seeing. ever.
@user-qo6dh2ot4h7 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised they even bothered. Sometimes they're just like "eh, I don't care enough" and I don't blame them for stuff like this.
@Christian___7 жыл бұрын
Glad that American screenwriters are dumbing down their screenplays for us dumb foreigners; otherwise we wouldn't have a chance parsing their deeply sophisticated and meaningful entertainment products.
@lorddragn17 жыл бұрын
Christian W Pretty sure they aren't marketing for western markets so your country is probably safe from our pandering...for now
@greekLeon6 жыл бұрын
Christian W plot twist: they dumb it down for americans
@aitorjimenez27056 жыл бұрын
condoriano27 i think specifically he was saying it was to aid localization
@SixthDream6 жыл бұрын
China only wants big stupid spectacle foreign movies. But China only gives 15% of the gross by to US studios. Doesn't matter that much.
@nothing-wp9ti5 жыл бұрын
It's for non-Western non-English speaking countries. Not all foreign markets.
@4n68er6 Жыл бұрын
Jay reminds me of Philip J Fry 😂
@IMN6023 жыл бұрын
8:25 your mockup of that scene had better lighting than most of The Mummy
@ringod1237 жыл бұрын
An argument against Tom Cruise' limited range, Tropic Thunder, never seen him act like that before, he was great.
@hendrikalbert39107 жыл бұрын
ringod123 His angry outburst on the phone was so hilarious
@ringod1237 жыл бұрын
You're wrong, check IMDB, Tom Cruise is indeed in Tropic Thunder, he's the guy funding the movie (the angry bald guy with glasses).
@PauLtus_B6 жыл бұрын
+Jimmy De'Souza He looks like he's losing hair.
@mrkemrk6 жыл бұрын
He was actually pretty exceptional in Vanilla Sky.
@kingNGRX7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for cheering up my horrible day, seriously.
@who_we_are______59267 жыл бұрын
GhostNegro your day will get better my guy hang in there
@CardCaptorDeadpool7 жыл бұрын
GhostNegro god same, I can laugh to hide the pain
@videogamenostalgia3 жыл бұрын
If they wanted a handsome swashbuckling character who steals ancient antiquities and beds beautiful women, they should have cast a more relevant Hollywood heartthrob like Henry Cavill, Chris Pratt or Rich Evans.
@Gustavo_PerezRamirez10 ай бұрын
For some reason I believe this comment has less likes than it should just because of how Rich and Chris Evans feel so similar.
@shimma255 ай бұрын
The idea of Mike in a ski mask creepily standing in a movie theatre bathroom handing out free cake is just absolutely hilarious!
7 жыл бұрын
You can tell how bad a movie was by how fast these guys post their review about it.
@dholmestar4 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting that Rise of Skywalker review any minute now in that case
@ChrysalisMusic7 жыл бұрын
Best episode in a while. Half in The Bag is so much more entertaining when they're reviewing bad movies.
@Boobalopbop6 жыл бұрын
I only watch the bad movie reviews, lol. I hope they do the 50 shades of grey sequel
@potaterjim6 жыл бұрын
I loved the annihilation review, but it was funny largely for the same reason: their focus on their complete disappointment with Hollywood
@fantasiazplatkami2 жыл бұрын
Yes. I love rants in general.
@LumpyAdams2 жыл бұрын
That's every film review channel.
@ashwingautam37016 жыл бұрын
"Prestigious director Alex Kurtzman"
@DerangedAvenger6 жыл бұрын
They should just bring Keanu Reeves in if they want a guy who looks young without digital deaging. WHERE IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, KEANU?!
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
There are countless guys who look young without digital deaging; they're called "young guys".
@dannass55 жыл бұрын
@@KnuckleHunkybuck I've heard young guys suck at acting and have no charisma tho
@KnuckleHunkybuck5 жыл бұрын
+dannass5 I guess Keanu Reeves is the natural first choice then, as he both excels at acting and is one of the most charismatic fellows you'll ever see on screen -- Chris Pratt be damned.
@bluchicken_9955 жыл бұрын
Ask Paul Rudd
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90175 жыл бұрын
What makes you think they didn't digitally de-age Keanu in the Wick movies?
@smartalec23847 жыл бұрын
"You'd have white college students protesting it" 😂
@1111Tactical7 жыл бұрын
Funny how they get offended on behalf of other people far more than the actual people they decide to represent.
@bombtwenty38677 жыл бұрын
The movie wasn't as much of a joke as they imagine, it was subtle occult propaganda, Mike and Jay just didn't understand it. See the video "Hollywood full disclosure ricin toxin". Now I don't believe it like the Author, ricin toxin, he just gets carried away and takes the bait, but see how these occult themes are brought up in multiple movies. See the part of "full disclosure" where he talks about Sekhmet portrayed as a weapon that has to be broken up, and understand that's why in this move the mummy has parts scattered around. She is supposed to be Sekhmet. It wasn't caused by cultural sensitivity when they "spread it around", you don't have to be sensitive about an extinct culture the indigenous Egyptians consider idolatrous and heresy
@jasonfenton82507 жыл бұрын
Bomb Twenty What?
@afukcinboxlol21237 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to ME
@lorddragn17 жыл бұрын
FrankDaTank1218 That's because its not about the cultures they get up in arms defending, its all about their own ego, pathological altruism
@requiem4ameme27 жыл бұрын
I wish there were people handing out free cake at the public restrooms I visit. But I just keep finding these weird Bigfoot porno movies instead.
@myself2noone7 жыл бұрын
Blue Laser Sounds like you live in Springfield.
@Juel922 ай бұрын
Mike saying "Bring Brendan Fraser back" and then proceed to make a fat joke is appropriately prophetic.
@L1ghtweaver7 жыл бұрын
"#fuckmummies" means something way different in Britain, Jay.
@Redmanticore6 жыл бұрын
Bargingo then again, maybe he did it intentionally. after all, it was the americans that introduced the golden term "motherfucker" to the world.