Half-Life 2 : G-Man's Lurkening

Gordon Freeman thought stasis meant peace. but NUH-UH. With the recent Half Life 3 rumors, G-Man’s stalking powers grew to a whole new level.
Disclaimer: This video is a parody and all jokes are meant for comedic purposes only. mkay ?
Love ya, see you in ten years ❤️

[@CoreyLaddo]

This is why Gordon doesn’t talk

[@sumguyiguess7697]

He doesn't want to talk about... The consequences.

[@Someone_1994]

hello

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Jerma???

[@jail212]

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down guy here!

[@OliLemon]

@@jail212 and hes the same as he ever was, same as he ever was!

[@Berd]

delak cannot stop cooking

[@NatMannn]

woah

[@muhammadrasyid1685]

Hi berd

[@Averagebloxy]

Yep your right

[@whoisanarnb]

This was the strangest pie I've ever tasted. Wait

[@schplorgus]

Delak cooked and laced the meal

[@TheEngieTF2]

Regardless what the title and the description says, I'll take this animation as the official 5th episode of Gorgeous Freeman

[@tommarch.4493]

AS WE ALL SHOULD

[@5postman_russian525]

Skibidi toilet official in Gorgeous Freeman universe

[@CamperCamperCamper]

The way gman was animated was like james lee was animating him

[@JustinCage56]

​@@5postman_russian525 This actually might be correct

[@evatramell205]

I clicked on the video expecting some mention in the comments of Gorgeous Freeman hahahahah I'll never be disappointed 😂

[@0m3GAARS3NAL]

1:01 the HEV Suit saying "Cringe Detected" was a very subtle touch that I appreciated, you always made the HEV Suit say the best stuff.

[@Bhunt9394]

G-Man sexually harassing Gordon in the void is my favorite genre of ASMR

[@KrinkelsNG]

Ain't no one animating character movement quite like you are. I am enriched and horrified by the experience. Thank you Delak.

[@Stounn]

wow that guy who did madness combat

[@Stounn]

:v

[@valduin4523]

KRINKELS SPOTTED!

[@reimuhakurei2123]

Omg Krinkels the Madness Combat animator legend

[@LankTwin]

Nice

[@wickle.]

“Slayy… Dr Freeman…” is cracking me up

[@DisorderedFleshAutomata-sm8cd]

"YAAS QUEEEEN" - Gman watching Gordan blow up the Citadel

[@recurvestickerdragon]

immediately followed by the muffled scream, is just so perfect

[@Stounn]

NOOOOO-

[@sumguyiguess7697]

1:02

[@Obo67694]

*cringe detected*

[@OliLemon]

"I must now die, goodbye" what a great rhyme, truly poetic

[@Darca1n]

And the Death Note reference there with the stairs up to the gallows, too.

[@bygavia9118]

“Watch and lea-“

[@jail212]

@@bygavia9118 watch and lean

[@creativegamer_03]

@@bygavia9118i am alive

[@B0xTy13r]

@@creativegamer_03is nice

[@guhberieltetsunnysfilms]

I like how Gordon readjusts his T-pose at 1:09, I would say that's attention to detail, but that would be an understatement for this beauty.

[@RyuBlue]

This animation uses a lot of Fortnite emotes, that T pose movement is one of them.

[@guhberieltetsunnysfilms]

@@RyuBlue Oh, so sad. So relevant.

[@magetsalive5162]

I heard the echoing flatulence sfx as he adjusted. Just thought I would share.

[@semvision]

@@magetsalive5162 That was because of gman's inflexible ass actually.

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

​@@RyuBlue i disagree, Gman's ballerina animation seem to be from FNaF AR. Because it looks exactly the same like Ballora's animation

[@kitter_8]

this is what 60 years without a new game does to a fandom

[@simmansu]

Oh...

[@DoctorLalve]

licking my lips dry, owo, what's this?

[@monso0n805]

G-Man is dead, no big surprise..

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

Jesus Christ, Lalve, Jesus, bloody, Christ

[@timothyt.82]

No. Go back to your animation dungeon before the KZbin gods are angered.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

gorgeous freakyman

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@I_HaveAReasonToo]

0:47 When he said "get back where you belong" I knew instantly where he was heading with it.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Dude the Sims music😂😂😂

[@aliceamineva5757]

Alyx: .......................................................... BULL SHI-

[@bufordandrufus]

@@aliceamineva5757 Perhaps what I want... [Incoherent breathing]

[@RacoonySkaloonyOfficial]

@@bufordandrufus Is some intercourse, Freeman.

[@stevejohnson1078]

Is that a reference to something?

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

"Thats it? Thats the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap horniness!"

[@kaporalhart]

"Always has been"

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

@@kaporalhart GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DELAK BETRAYED US!!!!!

[@dugehtstmiraufdieNerven2007]

Lord Bung should start taking notes

[@SpringBross]

​@@Omabatfartsbruh *proceeds to destroy all his Half Life's collection*

[@bennetttheunluckyguy6428]

GABEENNNEEE BETRAYED USSSSSS!!!!

[@qxDRL]

I love that Gordon in 0:07 references the cover art for Half-Life 2: Episode Two.

[@EyexXx05]

it is actually a png from the cover lol

[@SwedishBroManDude]

The way he says "GieEt back, where you belong!" Like banishing a demon back to hell, is hilarious to me.

[@BenTheTiger131]

It’s been 84 years… I watched Gorgeous Freeman

[@MartaAliciaFelix]

Oh yes I remember 😅

[@recurvestickerdragon]

let's leave the bloke alone, we can't keep harping on the same thing forever

[@MartaAliciaFelix]

​@@recurvestickerdragonwhat

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@recurvestickerdragon yes we can?

[@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu]

​@@MartaAliciaFelixThe guy who made this video had made a series called gorgeous Freeman, everyone loved it,then suddenly, tragedy struck,the French didnt want to make anymore of it,the fans asked"butt why",and then he started crying like a little beach,from this day onwards,anyone who utters the name of this series attracts an annoying like beggar who wants to appear empathetic towards the creator because apparently, he's going to stroke his dick if he sees mention of his past work that undeniably can't be topped,(only his ass can be toped)

[@PinkydaFunky]

1:32 jeez that sentence mix sounded so smooth

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

There comes a point where the sentence mixing is so good, it almost sounds like the original VA himself actually said the line That is when you've found true art

[@schplorgus]

​@@gangabanga0123Rage bait

[@justhere4637]

​@@schplorgus?

[@sewerbooze3151]

1:48 i LOVE how even in the throes of skibidi depression he still leaves gordon on one last burlesque bow, determined to follow through on his desires

[@ahmadaiman671]

1:16 you can actually see his breath comes out amazing detail

[@Jaxymann]

1:30 - G-Man going “UwU, what’s this?” took 10 years off my lifespan

[@Bigfloppaisreal]

that added 10 years to mine

[@arielchandia2]

And after that said “skibidi toilet doctor freeman”

[@zaczed415]

20 years in total, ​@@arielchandia2.

[@RushFreak]

Combine: Slay Dr. Freeman 😠😠😠 vs. G-Man: Slay, Dr. Freeman 💅💅

[@Cave_Mann]

Remember, commas save lives

[@literallyanidiot2880]

@@Cave_Mann difference between helping your Uncle Jack, off the horse, and helping your Uncle-

[@Jpzarde]

I remember watching your videos when I was younger! Glad to see you're still alive and kicking :) Also, the Tails profile pic rocks 🤘

[@jasoncampbell3558]

If there is one thing Delak has proven, outside of Gman being too horny, is that he is a master at Facial Expression. Seriously love how expressive both Gman and Gordon are in this. Never stop doing what you do man. Might take a while, but the quality is always worth it in the end.

[@fullmetalanarchist6521]

i was gonna say somethig similar, the facial animations are absolutely mesmerising, despite the incredible horniness practically dripping off the keyframes.

[@TheSekki76]

I don't dare imagine the time it must take to get such a result, and also see the level of mastery of the tools

[@StupidWaluigi]

Because he used Panman's HL2 advanced flex models. Delak just did a fantastic job with them

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Eltorro levels of animation

[@enjoyer7344]

1:55 truly a "off to hang my self" moment

[@recurvestickerdragon]

WaAtch and *inhale* learn... mister Freemannh

[@erarusios]

aN

[@frederichfazbearingtonthefith]

The heavy is dead reference spotted

[@KittyKittyCat8888]

Death note reference spotted

[@SgtHawk45]

"Skibidi toilet? Dr Freeman?"

[@lefaraone03]

1:26 the fact he put big smoke's *"OOOOOHHHHHHHH"* over Gman's *"Ughhhh😩"* for a split second...

[@nestacarta2745]

Freeman's ass saved by the toilet. Who would have guessed.

[@Oktoberkun]

This is what the vortigaunts prevented in the intro of Half-Life 2: Episode One.

[@protocetid]

This is the opening cutscene for the new game Half Life: Barney that retcons HL2 E1. Valve is lost and doesn’t know what comes after 2 so they’re just going to start inserting random interquels into their old games.

[@mitchellsidebottom9271]

@@protocetid Honestly I'll take Half Life: Barney at this point.

[@Aemyl_]

All it took was half life 3 rumors for delak to finally post again

[@quantumblur_3145]

It's that time again

[@agoodmeme4823]

The way he uncomfortably licks his mouth at 0:30 made me realize... These truly were extraordinary services i was in for...

[@Barasforlife]

This is still peak halflife content

[@yyzttr6306]

The way he says "Gmehnn" has me on the floor.

[@MisterPrawn]

Gorgeous Freeman may be dead, but at least we have this masterpiece of a funny.

[@Ijo979]

0:51 Alyx:BULLSH-

[@EyexXx05]

0:22 the fate our poor Adrian suffered was so unholy, it even reduced G-man and Gorgeous Freeman's polygons back to GoldSource for a second

[@recurvestickerdragon]

omg I didn't even see that, well spotted

[@trevhornnnadams578]

I noted on Corporal shepherd.. doctor freemen

[@kylebooface6359]

Nah that’s just called Render Distancing, complex model’s like characters can be Replaced with lower poly duplicates when placed far away to save on memory

[@MyBasementShorts]

​@kylebooface6359 yeah but that's not the case here because he even goes back to his original voice

[@kylebooface6359]

@@MyBasementShorts that’s only because he’s never said Corporal Shepherd with his modern Voice Quality dummy

[@default4741]

G-Man: Slay, Dr.Freeman. gordon: *internal screaming*

[@SgtHawk45]

The movement is just so... so... amazing doesn't even begin to describe what I am witnessing before me.

[@seifoswaglel5823]

Deathnote reference at 1:56 is unironically hard asf

[@sagigaming]

g man is shinigami??!?!?!?

[@havocdudeman2925]

oh look more virgin weebs.

[@Gabex42]

I knew it reminded me of something!

[@ParticularFix]

Deathnote? I thought it was Heavy is Dead

[@nicholas7965]

​@@ParticularFix Yeah it's a death note reference, look up naomi misoras death scene and you'll get it

[@Thekitty0706fan]

The motion capture actor did some amazing work playing Gordon Freeman, really fluent movements.

[@Vo_Memes]

Best drama film I've ever seen

[@Sp3edin]

A masterpiece

[@freakshow7122]

Ayy! Fancy seeing you here!

[@CaptainPrincess]

ngl the part that always gets me the most is the sniff just the perfect face, the perfect "snff-mmm"

[@Callum38]

I've spent so many hours in gmod and my sense of humour is so fucked that gman using the normal walking animation at 0:53 had me rolling ffs

[@SpiralWaffles]

the detail of g-man's model being switched to the source 2 version for close-ups is genius

[@rajavaidya8910]

I thought it was just the source 2 model throughout the entire video

[@heksevillehero]

It's like how old Kingdom Hearts games would use higher detailed models during closeups.

[@Mr_Hatch]

the bad touch in the wrong place would make all the diffrence in the trauma responses

[@barteomiejwojciak3106]

1:45 the medic dispare emote 😂

[@Rabbibrapstein]

KILL TF2

[@Scottishstare]

All jokes aside, the quality and smoothness of the movements in this animation is freakin insane! Keep up the great work! It’s always nice to see you posting stuff!

[@the_fool_of_space]

trazyn fucking with his displays in his free time

[@DisorderedFleshAutomata-sm8cd]

1:27 This is the single most cursed piece of animation I've ever seen.

[@Martin-pp1ww]

1:26 oh 😫

[@FreneticPotato]

1:30 Immediately followed by the audible uwu. What a tonal whiplash

[@Lookansea]

There’s nothing wrong with having a little whiff from time to time

[@Laxhoop]

0:21 I love how you used their HL1 models for this single line.

[@diplexnormal3353]

I love it when Gman says: “normally I wouldn’t c*m but” And poor Gordon is just awkwardly looking around like: “bro, when the fuck did I ask? 💀”

[@HMR422]

He also used the half life alyx models in 0:56

[@sopranerds1]

It's the LOD, the models are too far away lol

[@SuperShadowGuard]

0:31 when I see leftovers in my friend's fridge

[@ImpendingRiot83]

After watching this several times I now have to resist the urge to pirouette repeatedly whenever I agree with something.

[@Beno_Beano]

Gotta give some mad respect for those smooth seamless switches between the HL2 and HLA models for G-Man, using the recent one for closeups, good shit :D

[@eldeformito4]

1:40 OMG HE ACTUALLY WRITES SKIBIDI TOILET

[@Weetod69]

Good eyes mate!

[@ShovelLettuce]

I bet you saw that scene, thought "What if he wrote "Skibidi"" And went back to slow it down and analyze and finally come to the conclusion to telling us Good job m8

[@Hugo-e7r]

-be me -look at funny sfm video -analyse it with all the smartest people in the world, find every single nook and cranny until you realise he types 'skibidi toilet' -tell everyone here -refuses to elaborate good god m8

[@readyforlol]

I.... hmm. I don't see it. I am now faced with the possibility this person lied to troll strangers into rewatching a part of the video in slow motion, wasting their time and tricking them into calling them out, admitting publicly that they (and by they I mean I) are not only a doubter, but someone who has nothing better to do than fact-check random youtube comments. I've been had. Well played, sir.

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

@@readyforlol Yeah he didn't even write anything close to skibidi

[@thestooge200]

The return of gorgeous freeman after all these years? 😂

[@KLUCZESIA]

I wish

[@TheVercci]

The suit isn't HD enough for it to be gorgeous freeman

[@primesuspect8567]

Never

[@DoubleRealitian]

[ 0:46 ] G-man believes in the old system of things.

[@bluenightfury4365]

"Bullshi-" -Alyx

[@DuneJumper]

G-Man DESTROYS feminist ZOOMER with FACTS and LOGIC

[@Sam.TheAxolotl]

@@DuneJumper i feel like if someone would debate G-man and he would be losing the arugment, he would just teleport them to Xen.

[@DoubleRealitian]

To anyone wondering - No, I do not approve of sexism. It's all a joke and it is not meant to be taken offensively. I apologize.

[@nilandilan185]

@@DoubleRealitian don't retreat

[@A-Droid-4-U]

How hasn't this video broken 1 million views yet now after 5 months?!

[@flammablegoodness1168]

i've watched this at least five times a day for the past nine days and i plan on continuing to do that for at least two years

[@vixoxoaltf5188]

1:55 WATCH AND LEARN!

[@tmerogg]

WELL OFF TO HéNG MYSELF

[@ClassicalRips]

This is ST00PID

[@PeterDivine]

Farewell, Naomi G-Mansora.

[@InitiateDee]

subtle Death Note reference

[@hat6414]

i AM Alive!

[@owobi_2991]

This is the closest we've gotten to Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3 part 2

[@SlowtownSloth]

Gman has been holding back for a little too long, he's starting to crack.

[@brawlmaster7]

tears running down my cheeks, seeing gman do that ridiculous dance and his facial expressions, fucking hilarious

[@Dave90908]

1:24 white forest™

[@zhaqihanifah4915]

😩

[@Dave90908]

​@@zhaqihanifah4915"crouch" "sniff" mmm

[@Gumbo354]

👁️👁️Wuts this….eh…skibidi toilet dr freeman? Is it really that bad?

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@Gumbo354 *tool gun* nghhh... ohr my god....

[@Gumbo354]

@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge I…I.i I must now…….die……..*walks away* goodbye

[@narwool9808]

0:18 Genuine Fear

[@gowanlore2434]

He looks like car.

[@ShovelLettuce]

0:59 pause here to see the most beautiful face you'll ever see today

[@Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons]

The most *DISGUSTING* face you'll ever see today

[@mapsir6791]

Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional.

[@Fierce0Deity0Link]

Oh boy he's back! God that Francis scream brought me back 14 years to the past.

[@knotnorechannel]

Nobody noticed that the segment at 1:05 is a reenactment of a scene from toystory one. That's Sid talking.

[@ShovelLettuce]

I don't think I recognize which specific scene it is

[@sacr3]

I almost wanted to agree but after watching all the segments from Toy Story 1 I don't see any that match this animation

[@skell_chr26]

To me, it reminds me of that one scene in Coraline (2009) where our protagonist was making a deal with the Other Mother, they both... kinda make the same pose as timestamped here

[@ArrowSkye]

G-Man really showing the exaggerated swagger of an interdimensional businessman.

[@quantumblur_3145]

*[CERVIXES!]*

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

"Unless you were to take your ''crowbar'' into my ''White Forest''~..." I'm sorry- *Take his WHAT into your WHAT!*

[@T1mT1msen]

Yes.

[@Ranatosk]

G-Man's O face got me 😂

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

1:44 yeah that's a totally normal reaction to seeing Skibidi Toilet

[@averageultrakillnoob]

animation breakdown: 0:08 0:26 1:00 1:11 1:19

[@qxDRL]

I love those animations so much, thanks for the timestamps

[@Nickreall4d2]

Why.. I keep coming back to this channel just to watch this video 13 times more

[@purpleboy967]

his moves are frightening me, i like this

[@Ledplous]

Gman's reaction to skidiby toilet is perfect

[@justinpierredelossantos]

Yes

[@The_Artist_Official]

Bro watched one episode and committed Naomi Misora

[@AIagremm]

Did not expect the Death Note reference at the end.

[@ebonywarrior.0]

1:12 Gman dancing ballet it's something I didn't known I needed

[@wwld9823]

that Naomi Death Note reference hits hard

[@M13RIX]

I have to admit, the voice from the scraps of lines sounds better here than any speech synthesis AI. Great work

[@raphaelbrown6314]

Ai can be good too and if used properly and only use for fun on the internet and not for some big company to use to replace real voice actors 😗

[@markopolo13245]

that C&C tiberian sun soldier death sound 1:04

[@Crimcomet]

C&C1 had that stock scream too

[@markopolo13245]

@@Crimcomet never played the old ones, i started on tiberian sun and up

[@SilentSpica]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS ON REPEAT PLEASE HELP

[@MQ-StrAy]

0:13 Oh My God! Is a jojo reference😮!!

[@Dipshit1900]

WHAT WHERE

[@Crimcomet]

G-Man JoJoposing

[@commanderdumb7167]

1:01 “Slay, Dr. Freemen” 🗣️🔥

[@Redmoa]

0:46 Didn't know G-Man stood for Top G

[@realbrightnights]

honestly im not even surprised you're here

[@jureid4581]

This is the closest thing we'll ever get to a new episode of Gorgeous Freeman.

[@doorkarma1288]

I was expecting for Gordon to start speaking like Duke Nukem due to G-mans shenanigans

[@badusername9903]

i like that you cut it so he says g'bye instead of goodbye

[@enderdrakon2006]

0:13 Dio reference

[@springbon927]

Kono G-Man da!

[@blustickman0285]

"G miiiinn,hehehe"

[@hatcrab4923]

​@@blustickman0285german,hehe

[@Calzonieee]

Ew

[@enjoyer7344]

0:41 me when i see my friend with his gf ( we used to hang out more )

[@quantumblur_3145]

You should tell em

[@Ranatosk]

"Oh no Freeman." That angle gets me XD

[@daluct]

L cockblock

[@General_Cap]

Been there done that. Unless they break up you'll probably never be a close friend again. It sucks, but people change.

[@supergamer869yt7]

​@@Ranatosk "I do not care for Miss Vance"

[@JestarPhoenix]

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's now an highly traumatised professional.

[@vonDumpy]

I feel like I'm going crazy. I haven't watched Delak's HL2 animations in eight years or so, but I spent my morning going through a whole lot of them. And now here we are.

[@TheSpydetector]

Prepare for unforeseen consequences

[@kttkat]

this is actually my favorite work i've seen from you, delak! all of the visual gags and the details in the animation and the really cool camera shots make this crazy rewatchable and entertaining

[@williamdrake7807]

G-Mans movements crack me up 😂

[@YoinkiestSploinker]

This video feels like the revival of a long lost artform

[@Itamarot]

My new favorite Gman speech.

[@lazarpeuraca9618]

I have now rewatched this an unhealthy amount of times.

[@Energrider]

I've watched this like 20 times I don't think I'll ever get tired of replaying

[@DiplomattINC]

Please... Bless us with more Half-life gold. This is one thing is already probably the funniest thing on KZbin, I was assaulted with laughter and joy from this. XD

[@JarvisDezvoltator]

you really captured how hot gman can really be ive been fantasizing about this for so long thank you

[@Heavy_dah]

Seek help 😭😭😭

[@saccorhytus]

HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, I’m telling you he’s objectively arousing

[@rolf_dk]

Oh no Gman found out about skibidi toilet... We gotta save him before he commits die! Also love the face expresions they are so good man. Your the master of it i swear.

[@jackbailey9920]

That was the most beautifully animated shitpost I have ever seen.

[@kiki-creeper5535]

I come back to this video everyday. The references and the animation is just Gorgeous!

[@АнтонПешков-ъ7н]

0:33 that's ingenious