Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers - Movie Review

Dead Meat's Halloween 6 Cut Comparison: • Halloween: The Curse o...
Chris Stuckmann reviews Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, starring Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan, J.C. Brandy. Directed by Joe Chappelle.

[@madmanmoviemitch]

As much as I love how Chris is dedicated to spreading positivity and appreciation for film.... man, it felt so good to see him just tear a movie apart again.

[@alexanderamaya6977]

I miss his hilariocity videos...

[@ashleenichole4492]

THISSSSSS

[@ACD95]

Honestly Halloween 6 (producer’s cut) isn’t nearly as bad as some of the sequels

[@ebbfloe]

Yes

[@mseanmckenziegmail]

@@ACD95 this movie was destroyed by studio interference. Both Moustaffa and his son were aghast. The producer's cut is infinitely better

[@PhDFl0pp]

Chris’s face while Paul Rudd is explaining the thorn absolutely killed me

[@esoteric76]

This was my face as well when I saw this in the theater when it came out. I loved Chris' review of this one!

[@vidsub12]

I get why he has chosen not to do bad reviews lately, but you can see how much fun he is having here, he should at least still do videos like this for sure

[@KillerTacos54]

Agreed

[@alextownley9388]

In my honest opinion he seems unhappy whenever he talks about not criticizing movies anymore like it was someone else’s decision.

[@NightFoxx99]

@@themakeupism That much was pretty clear since he made the decision once he got a toe in the door of the industry. I understand it and I don't blame him. I just wish he would've said that instead of what I suspect was only the half-reasoning he gave months ago.

[@pruewinnefred396]

You're not "bashing" new films though. Criticism vs just being rude are totally different. Criticism is important in the film industry =/

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

Not when you’re trying to break into the industry lol

[@coreyhamby2989]

Right thats the entire point of being a film critic. You cant pretend to be a critic and say youre only going to talk about good movies so you dont affect how well the not so good movies will do. The whole point is to let people know if a film is worth seeing or not so they can make a decision on wether or not to spend the money and time on it. Especially now with a lot of people short on cash its good to know if a film is worth spending 20 or more dollars to go and see.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

@@coreyhamby2989 obviously Chris is trying to “make it” and part of that is kissing some Hollywood ass unless the movie is 25 years old 🤷

[@derekg7853]

@@CarloisBuriedAlive kissing ass and selling out. It's sad, honestly.

[@lelidawi2446]

I AGREEEEE, constructive criticism is what helps directors make better films, and helps us moviegoers to not waste our precious money.

[@josephari5370]

This was the most fun video chris has done in a while. Hes clearly enjoying himself

[@paulbenvin4394]

Because he doesn't have to worry about burning any bridges by talking about this movie. All of the others are middle-of-the-road nonsense. I liked him better when he was just being real.

[@RGX89]

@@paulbenvin4394 amen

[@tiananesbitt7156]

Have to say I love the way I feel when I see the nurse and car from Psycho in the other Halloween movie!

[@TheKobe42]

Indeed!!!!!

[@basedboi3956]

@@paulbenvin4394 I think he’s still being real, he’s just being real about movies he likes and choosing not to talk about the ones he does like. That being said, I do miss when he would just absolutely trash on garbage films!

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

I understand the argument for not making negative reviews. But i also think there’s value to them, helping us identify bad movies and appreciate the good ones.

[@jr2904]

Exactly, I'll stick with Jeremy Jahns reviews

[@stuartbagley2586]

There are more than enough negative reviews out there. I am glad to see one more person focus on the positive.

[@ChucksCherubs3]

Did you really anybody to tell you that Halloween 6 was awful though?

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Very true.

[@d4nny-san130]

I don't mind if you don't review movies or 'trash' things that are new but at LEAST keep doing the Hilariosity series, it's how I actually found your channel in the first place 😅😅😅

[@DanielleCateley1]

YES PLEASE!

[@offspringfan1288]

For real I miss the hilariousity reviews. By the way… does anyone know the progress of Chris’s first directorial effort? Haven’t heard much since his announcement that he would be directing a film.

[@MijoShrek]

Agreed.

[@cameronanglin7072]

This

[@AmericanGadfly]

SAME!

[@AllgoodthingsTv]

Chris: "Look at how stupid these people look?" (referring to Mike Meyers and cult around the alter) 😂 Thank you for what might be the best laugh I have on Halloween night lol

[@mtb5431]

And this film is considered an “underrated gem” in Halloween fandom these days 😓

[@hoc1992]

😂😂 Thank you!! I was dying when he said that ! 😂

[@yowatchie]

I’m glad Chris has acknowledged that he should at least be able to talk negatively about older films. I hope maybe one day we can get another hilariocity.

[@shawnfields2369]

Same here. It's just not the same without Hilariocities, you know? If Chris wants to do more positive reviews, I don't see why he can't, but I'd definitely want to see some more Hilariocity reviews someday too, dude. Those were always my favorite things about this channel. But Chris should know that it's entirely ok to still keep doing Hilariocities, and review more positive movies. But I do hope he can talk about Halloween: Resurrection again someday. Because that movie is hilariously bad. You got Busta Rhymes jump kicking Michael through a window, then, you got Busta electrocuting Michael, through his little Myers. It's hilarious how I'm not making either of those scenes up. Resurrection was the first Halloween movie I ever saw on tv. It was hilariously bad even back then. But I legitimately didn't know this was Donald Pleasance's last movie, or that this was one of Paul Rudd's first starring roles. I'm glad and surprised it didn't end his career almost immediately, because Paul Rudd is a great actor. But damn; Halloween 6: The Curse Of Michael Myers is still the worst Halloween movie. Because Resurrection is hilariously bad, almost like The Room of the Halloween movies. But 6? This one's just bad. But I'm glad Chris talked about it regardless. I missed these reviews from him, and I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one. Even good film critics can talk about negative movies, or talk negatively about some good movies, no movie's without flaws, but some do come pretty close. And I'd hate to see Chris just completely disregard Hilariocities, because those were his bread and butter; and like other people said here, he seemed to be having fun doing a Hilariocity again, even if it's just for the more hated side of the Halloween movie franchise. But even if he doesn't want to do these anymore, I still enjoy Chris's videos. The dude's just hilarious no matter what. Sorry if this was too long. I just had a lot to say.

[@delete---7593]

?

[@ChucksCherubs3]

I think we call that a 'cop out' or an 'exit strategy'.

[@enzodapan5016]

I miss you doing this types of reviews. It's like the closest thing we'll ever get to a Hilariocity review again.

[@herrtituswinslow4717]

I'm actually starting to think that Daniel Farrands is Chris's arch-nemesis

[@canorth]

“We’re not so different, you and I.” *bad guy cackling*

[@shawnfields2369]

@@canorth Yeah, he's the Fred Fuchs to Chris's AVGN at this point. This movie's so bad, that it killed Donald Pleasance, but I'm glad it didn't end Paul Rudd's career immediately. Because he's a great actor who doesn't do terrible movies like this one anymore. Seriously, look at the filmography of Paul Rudd, and tell me if he's still doing crappy movies now. It didn't have to be awful, but damn, this movie's just bad. Now, Paul Rudd is doing stuff like Ant-Man; and the new Ghostbusters. Which could only help his career. I've always enjoyed seeing Paul Rudd's name in a movie, but I never knew about this Halloween movie. I knew they started to keep getting worse and worse, I mean, in either Halloween: Resurrection, or Halloween: H20, Busta Rhymes does a jumping karate kick, and jump kicks Michael Myers out of the top window, and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And it's way worse than this movie. At least this movie had the last appearance of Donald Pleasance, and the beginning career of Paul Rudd, so it can claim to have those things. Plus, the title of the movie sounds cool, in my opinion. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. About the only good things in the movie, but it's a shame this was Donald Pleasance's last on-screen performance. It feels like the dude deserved better. Anyways, sorry about the long rant. Like many other people here, I've also missed Chris's Hilariocity Reviews. But I didn't want to unsubscribe. I wanted to keep supporting Chris's channel, even if that means no more Hilariocity reviews, but I was hoping he'd still do those. I guess it's not entirely clear yet? As long as he keeps that tradition alive. I do hope he keeps doing Hilariocity reviews, because like many other people said, he seems to be enjoying them, and most of us are enjoying them, right? So why end such a successful thing? I'd at least keep the Hilariocities going, because even if you mainly just keep supporting positive movies, there's always going to be bad movies. They're not going away anytime soon. And we do need someone to help us with those, but even if he's not going to do those kinds of reviews, I'd still watch the channel anyways. Because his reviews have always been good, and while I was almost starting to get used to no Hilariocities, then this video shows up. Hopefully Chris knows that it's ok to criticize a movie, even a good movie, and still be positive about it. It's not impossible to do. But good luck to him anyways. And good luck to everyone else out there, and I hope your Halloween ends up going great.

[@Kurtsg10]

Farrands at least did his research for this one and tried his best to come up with a coherent story after the decisions made by Akkad & co with 4 and 5 plus most of the "writing" was done by the Weinsteins and their groupies.

[@bren6416]

Regarding the hand scare, the only time that has ever worked for me was in Jurassic Park with Ellie turning to find the severed hand 😆

[@SGTcrackey666]

Niceeee

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Quite right.

[@P.S.Leviews]

“People always gotta touch the goopy gunk.”- Chris Stuckmann

[@turret72]

Egon, your mucus.

[@robertulrich3964]

Chris, "i'm going to give this movie a D-" your most entertaining reviews are the low score ones. never give up.

[@MaxNeugebauer.]

Hopefully he still thinks Halloween 3 is worse. That right there is one of worst movies ever made.

[@ShivamMalik95]

I think this is the closest we are gonna get to a Hilariocity from Chris

[@LebahG4nteng]

And it truly deserved a hilariocity for it. He promised us a hilariocity of Gods Of Egypt and The One tho, wonder if he still want to do both movies for hilariocity

[@ReanuKeaves1]

Which sucks because he should feel ok to criticize a movie for how crappy it is. I hate that there’s no ratings anymore.

[@ReanuKeaves1]

@@LebahG4nteng Not anymore now that he’s on a high horse.

[@ThorKAH]

@@ReanuKeaves1 he just doesn’t want to be so negative all the time, and know how hard it is to make movies. It’s a “glow up” if anything and I get him.

[@ThorKAH]

@@ReanuKeaves1 it’s more about respect for the film makers

[@NoahE01]

highly appreciate the DeadMeat shout, watched that channel grow since it started.

[@soccerdude12793]

Chris your Halloween specials give me life

[@SamuelBrown92]

Lmfao that Loomis impersonation had me dying! "I have unfinished business with Michael!" 😂😂😂

[@romangarcia608]

yeah i watched that like 3x 😂

[@hellarrownoe6410]

I absolutely miss these kind of reviews from Chris. Where he rips apart crappy movies. This is truly a Halloween treat.

[@thekfc-kevinsfilmcommentar4855]

This has got to be one of most hilarious and entertaining videos I've ever seen from Chris Stuckmann. Not only did you gloriously rip this movie apart but some of your comments were so funny (that candle bit was the best)

[@PoppCulture94]

Randomly coming across you in the comments was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@thekfc-kevinsfilmcommentar4855]

@@PoppCulture94 same goes for you buddy :)

[@colinrumig]

I get you don’t like doing this kinda content anymore but I miss this stuckmann this is the kinda stuff that made me fall in love with this channel it’s nice to see you having fun again

[@johnjsal]

Thanks so much for this, Chris! I understand and appreciate your desire to avoid negative reviews of new movies, but for movies like this, it's pretty fun! I'm glad you enjoyed doing it! It was a blast to watch!

[@jb3488]

Chris laughing hysterically is so damn adorable 🤣

[@ShaneyBright]

Warning: Stop touching, sniffing and sometimes, sampling the goopy gunk on the ground. Walk away, people, walk away!🤣 You've got it, Chris. I've been saying this for decades!

[@animechic420]

Really should’ve done a Hilariocity on Halloween: Resurrection.

[@thegroove14]

He kinda did one with the Flick Pick on his channel a few years ago.

[@animechic420]

@@thegroove14 oh. 😲

[@killualovesgon6074]

I look forward to seeing it in 2023

[@shawnfields2369]

@@killualovesgon6074 Maybe late 2023, or early to Halloween 2024? Let's hope so.

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

I hope every once in a while Chris gives us a Hilariocity.

[@issaccmunoz742]

Thank god he’s still reviewing the Halloween franchise on Halloween. Thank you Chris

[@mitchlawhorn4770]

This is the best Chris has been in a while. Fun review.

[@elijahlukejames]

Literally just binged your Halloween reviews the timing of this is perfect

[@brucesimmons5517]

Yeah, me too

[@joeytaylor1021]

His rant on no one hearing the baby cry makes so much more sense now

[@irishboy664]

Per Chris' opening about film crit, I think you can speak critically of a film without being negative.

[@shawnfields2369]

Totally agree.

[@athenajaxon2397]

yeah that's a weird take to have also being negative towards movies isn't a bad thing film makers need to hear it sometimes to improve

[@shawnfields2369]

@@athenajaxon2397 Yeah, exactly. You're right, ma'am.

[@irishboy664]

Case example, off the top of my head, I'm pretty critical towards the Warcraft movie, but I would love to see a sequel IF it takes the many criticisms it recieved and applied them to a potential sequel to better itself.

[@Dragonangel426]

"I'm not putting that in, okay I'll put that in" Usually what happens after you light ten candles :P

[@ulisesnoble844]

the world needed chris making fun of a movie again. let hilariocity come back

[@BroAnarchy]

. +. Honestly , Chris... I kind of miss your negative, critical reviews of some movies. I think it's healthy to have them _every once in a while_ ...

[@everforward5561]

The treatment of Jamie's character infuriates me beyond all belief.

[@G_Hump3z]

All this time I’ve been lighting candles and killing the mood - how foolish of me. Thanks for the advice Chris you’ve changed my life!

[@joecrackin3783]

This movie has a lot of nostalgia for me. It was the first one I saw in a theater. Not the first Halloween I saw, but my first theatrical experience. Went with my cousin, who got me in to all kinds of music and movies back in the day. Miss hanging with him.

[@Stefan_Gerards]

was waiting a full year for this video to drop, Chris never disappoints! 10:07-10:32 best 25 seconds of my life 😂😂

[@waywardlaser]

Paul Rudd makes this worth watching. Every line out of that man is comedy gold.

[@jaykno374]

GET ME A DOCTOR

[@Omerta369]

He didn’t say anything funny in Halloween 6 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@modest1989]

@@Omerta369 it's not what he says... It's the way he says it.

[@jaymenjanssens720]

WHERE'S THE BABY?

[@HyphyJuice916]

The only time the hand on shoulder scared me a little was in Jurassic Park when Ellie is going through that dark building and catches Arnold's arm .

[@TheBattlesword]

Fun fact: the "Curse of Michael Myers" subtitle was originally conceived as a joke, as in "this production is super duper cursed", but the producer didn't catch on and decided to run with it as a title

[@6lu5ky86]

You're such a bright swath of positivity in film direction and analysis. I really appreciate the art of film due in great part to your videos, much respect.

[@PrymeKut]

There's nothing wrong with being critical of new films if they suck.

[@jamesg8175]

Totally. Becomes a pointless channel. Who's gonna watch a review when they already know its gonna receive a B grade or above

[@ashenone6166]

@@jamesg8175 Because they might want to hear what chris has to say about the film? You know, the whole point of the channel? And I understand where he is coming from. If you are working in the film industry while also trashing on films, it must feel a little awkward.

[@jamesg8175]

@@ashenone6166 I know what he's going to say...its a good movie (B or above).

[@sindri1447]

@@jamesg8175 if you only watch reviews for the arbitrary letter rating at the end then you're probably doing it wrong. I wanna know what the reviewer thinks about the movie. Him only reviewing movies he likes just means that you're not watching for whether or not he likes a movie but rather you're watching to see WHAT he likes. It's ultimately what I've been watching his videos for since the start so his decision changes nothing for me.

[@ashenone6166]

@@jamesg8175 There's so much more to say about film than just "it's good". Far more complex than that.

[@lanceareadbhar]

Chris: I'm not going to say a bad thing about films anymore. Alternate review of this movie: Donald Pleasence is a treasure. *Roll credits.*

[@Neat0_o]

It felt so good to have Chris roasting a film again lol. I like the path he’s on and his reasons for not doing it ever, but damn l, he’s my boy at roasting films 😂

[@parthsarthimuranjan9069]

Yes

[@RosyTheRascal15]

Thank you so much Chris stuckmann for reviewing yet another Halloween movie on Halloween! By the way just a personal opinion but I think the Michael Myers in this movie is actually really scary and I love the producers cut version of the theme song as well

[@jduttskywalker]

That's because that is the one thing Halloween 6 got right, Michael's mask. It looked awesome and he looked scary as shit.

[@MrKstate21]

This movie ain’t good, but I find it a whole lot more enjoyable than Halloween 5. Filmmaking is a lot better, the mask is cool, and some of the deaths are fun

[@bathtubbarracuda6275]

With all of its flaws the mood and atmosphere of the producers cut feels the closest to original Halloween.

[@MrKstate21]

@@bathtubbarracuda6275 agreed. Like I said, I don’t think it’s good or anything, but I guess if it’s in the bad movie section of this franchise I’d put it at the top of that list

[@chrisgreig98]

Those are the main elements missing from H20 imo. The mask, the lighting and overall cinematography were severely lacking in that film compared to Curse.

[@carlhita2602]

I’m happy for Chris Stuckmann for his new movie and I understand that he doesn’t want to do anymore negative reviews but I had to admit… I missed this side of him 😆 Great job Chris and again, congratulations

[@brevonsflicksgames7450]

WEEEE! 😂😂😂 I was laughing my ass off. Thank you for this video, Chris!

[@claudiahorton1766]

Chris just mentioning "Dead Meat" gave me a excited reaction like a mcu easter egg lol

[@geverniveup]

I saw Critters on the shelf…I had totally forgot about that movie. Absolutely loved it as a kid. If you haven’t already, review that one!

[@SanDiegoNico]

I gotta say, Chris…the hand of the tall man slamming down on Jodi’s shoulder in the mausoleum in PHANTASM got me good.

[@ralphvanderven1343]

I love that Chris is having so much fun in this video

[@ImABadTeammate]

"For pulse-pounding suspense and relentless thrills, nothing can match Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers -- one of the most frightening chapters in the chilling Halloween series." Gotta love that that's the ad KZbin put next to Chris' video to try to sell this movie...while Chris is just crapping on it.

[@AnaHallie]

Halloween I, Halloween II and Halloween H20 are my favorites. These are the ones I rewatch.

[@Monika-di7vv]

Same here.. I do enjoy the two newest ones as well though

[@lukavojinovic7246]

@@Monika-di7vv yeah me too, I also really enjoy 4 as well

[@AnaHallie]

@@Monika-di7vv I really enjoyed Halloween Kills. I don't know why it got such bad reviews.

[@arielperez3613]

I freaking love h20, especially the ending which unfortunately got ruined by resurrection

[@AnaHallie]

@@arielperez3613 I like to pretend that movie doesn't exist. lol

[@DrAndyShick]

I like how a constellation appears from time to time. Also the timeframe between when it appears on Halloween. 15 years, then 10 years, then 1 year, then 6 years.

[@bsmi1361]

The only thing amazing about this film is that Paul Rudd looks the same today 😂

[@cazz8017]

Love how the NEW BORN baby turns 2 months within 24 hrs...I cant be the only one who liked this film... Especially the producers cut. The atmosphere of this movie was the best since part 1. Best Myers ever.. This had one of the best chase scenes ever chasing Cara and her son leaving the Myers house

[@shadowman21282]

Dead Meat's latest Kill Count was the video I watched just before coming here, it's a great channel. Thank you for another excellent Halloween special

[@thepumpkinking13]

The thing that always bugs me about the "hand on the shoulder" maneuver in horror movies is that nobody ever actually gets people's attention like that in real life. Unless you're at some loud party, you're just going to say "hey Bob". This is especially true for when you're sneaking up behind people, like in every movie instance.

[@joshuaallen6450]

This movie screams Hilariocity. And they picked the steapest steps ever to knock him down 😂. If I hadn't already been laughing, that part got me.

[@greghark6863]

I always found this one at least more entertaining than most of the other sequels

[@DKdevilplayground]

I've always liked the whole concept with the zodiac/mark when it appears, Michael appears. I've always thought that was dope. I thought the kills were brutal, Paul Rudd is great, he's creepy and weird but he's the good guy. I didn't find it hilariously bad at all. Maybe the cult thing was a bit out of place, but it didn't ruin the movie for me. I've always thought Halloween 6 was badass, very dark tone, great pacing, great characters, great kills, creepy atmosphere, and great musical score. Overall I can't hate this movie or say it's shit, I don't see it the way Chris see's it sorry. I'll defend Halloween 6 to the end.

[@Indy_Bendy]

@@DKdevilplayground 😂🤣

[@DKdevilplayground]

@@Indy_Bendy lol what's so funny about what I said?!

[@Indy_Bendy]

@@DKdevilplayground comedy

[@benwasserman8223]

The return of Chris’ classic Halloween reviews. Love these- only two more years to go.

[@KillerTacos54]

Great intro! I do really hope we get hilariosity videos again because those are easily some of my favourites on the channel

[@McAir12]

The only good "hand on shoulder" scare is in Jurassic Park.

[@anubusx]

Mr Arnold is still alive. Jackson will return in Jurassic World 3 with a bionic arm.

[@d.k.borelli8267]

This is hysterical. You had me rolling in this review

[@Olly_2024_]

*Mob stabs, shoot and trampled on Michael* ‘EVIL DIED TONIGHT’ Michael: ‘oh I don’t think so 😉🔪’

[@everforward5561]

I'm still baffled why they didn't just start pumping his head full of bullets once he was down, or just hack his head off.

[@pkshowsupnoobsallday]

Holloween kills has solidified my decision to just completely give up on any holloween sequel. Cool kills.... horrendous writing. Done.

[@Klowd17]

There's a scene in this where Michael literally makes someones head explode by pushing it against a barred door. 🤯

[@thegroove14]

For me, this is the worst Halloween movie. It’s just so dull and boring. At least Halloween: Resurrection had Busta Rhymes Kung Fu kicking Michael Myers out of a window.

[@omahh94]

No way. Rob Zombie H2 is by far worse

[@tylerwade3682]

I just made the same comment 😂😂

[@tylerwade3682]

@@omahh94 it's awful but this at least it had Tyler Mane Michael Myers who is definitely one of the scariest version of the character

[@owlcircus6811]

@@tylerwade3682 disagree. While he was scary he didn’t feel like Michael. He doesn’t even wear his mask for like 75% of the film he just looks like the Devil’s Fourth Reject

[@killualovesgon6074]

Resurrection is far more entertaining than this movie and RZ 2

[@veroniqueaimee557]

Appreciate you not doing negative reviews for new releases but man I love your critiques!! You always give me a good laugh. Thanks for bringing them back for Halloween

[@leviturner4565]

I don’t know why I’m DYING to See what Chris thinks of The Rob Zombie Films

[@jasonchilado]

Me too

[@killualovesgon6074]

Gotta wait till 2024 to find out 🤣

[@WakeupChesterfield]

Mark at Fanboyflicks did a pretty awesome two part review of those

[@trhansen3244]

The Zombie films are even worse than this one.

[@jamesg8175]

Ull never know...its not above a B grade or whatever BS he said at the start of the video

[@lfroncek]

A couple years ago my wife's family rented an old mansion for a party. I was in the kitchen and felt my wife come up behind me and put her hand on my back the way she usually does... except then I saw her walk into the room from the other direction and turned to find no one near me.

[@PaulCastles]

In defense of the sex scene with the candles set up, didn’t they have the candles cause the power went out? I remember the dad coming home to the power off and Michael Myers electrocuting him.

[@slipshot9074]

Exactly. Chris Stuckmann doesn't know what he's talking about...and he also stated he didn't see how he could be in two places at the same time. Tim Strode said it was 'half a mile' from there at the campus. Rough estimate while walking, it would only take ten minutes. So that's two things with him.

[@thefirstbourne149]

@@slipshot9074 You know what, the movie was awful. Who’s gonna give a damn about those details unless it’s actually a knife stunt from M:I-II??

[@slipshot9074]

Whose talking about Mission Impossible III? This review is absolutely awful. Already PaulCastles pointed out the obvious clue that he had missed was the reasoning behind the candles, and I added that if given the fact that it was only half a mile, it would take ten minutes walking time. Trust me, if you set a timer on a walking machine, at about 3 you would get there then in 10 minutes. Also, the DJ slipped into the Smith's Grove van instead of his own. That was another thing he missed. Let alone in fact you have to see his review of Alien Covenant and he gave it a B-...are you kidding me? And Halloween Kills, another B-...both of those are C ranked or D rank to me.

[@modest1989]

@@slipshot9074 you sound like such a douche. Do people enjoy being around you or do you stay inside your house alone most the time?

[@slipshot9074]

@@modest1989 Honestly, if you can hear me out instead of trying to insult me, which doesn't work at all...there is 'another' thing that I will prepare you for. He stated there's a scene with the doctor with his arms out and he randomly lets out a 'whee' and busts out laughing and said it looked stupid. Given the fact that Jamie was doped up on meds you are seeing what 'she' saw...and in the process you see things differently. Whether sped up, or slowed down, it gave us the desired effect of what was going on in her process from her perspective. So saying it looked awful, well, I consider that a little bit juvenile.

[@mtb5431]

I can’t believe all the love H6 gets these days. Apparently it’s an “underrated gem”. Was nice seeing it get torn apart for a change.

[@carrbender]

This is like the Jason Takes Manhattan for Michael, in that it’s not so bad that it makes me angry (Rob Zombie movies) or that it’s so ridiculous that it’s entertaining (Resurrection), it’s just the most boring and forgettable installment

[@TehPesky]

No this is Like jason goes to hell because they both changed story line with a cult and a demon jumping bodys to body's and there from the 90s to its both different from there franchise.

[@AmericanGadfly]

5 is way more boring and forgettable imo

[@habadasheryjones]

Except there is no scene on the level of someone punching the hell of out Michael for like 2 solid minutes straight before Michael counters by simply one punching their head clean off and into a dumpster. I remember that Jason Goes to Manhattan scene. I don't remember anything about Halloween 6 except Paul Rudd beating green blood out of Michael with a pipe and Dr Loomis dying off screen.

[@Shiirow]

"The greatest sin a movie can commit is being boring."

[@sothatsdevintart2562]

@@Shiirow -Sam Rami

[@shiboomi2249]

Chris' genuine laughter is infectious and highly enjoyable. Keep dunkin' on the old and crappy ones, I say.

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

Bro Chris’ face phase-in during the Paul Rudd explanation killed me

[@mcpaully003]

“He’s creeping through a massive window, it’s the size of his whole god damn bo- -“ *cuts to ad*😂 I found that funny

[@michaelespeland]

This is just a Hilariocity review in disguise, and I'm so happy

[@wermm2]

I completely understand not wanting to badmouth new movies but watching you react to the really ridiculous stuff in bad movies is always the best. I really hope the hilariocity series can continue with movies like this where everyone already knows it’s bad so you don’t have to hold back

[@koolaids-man8668]

Halloween 6 has always been one of my favorites! I get the hate for it but I've always loved the atmosphere and the different take on the franchise. Yeah it does "ruin" the mythos of Michael Myers, but I have no problem separating this with the og. Plus we get one of the best Michaels!

[@nathantaylor8643]

It's one of my favorites as well. After what Halloween 5 left I thought they did a good job. Myers looked way better than the previous 2 movies they deaths were good and I even liked the music.

[@MartyWilson100]

Underrated movie. I think it's one of the creepiest movies in the Halloween franchise, the atmosphere is really dark and unsettling. Also one of the best portrayals of Michael Myers

[@largelump3613]

Who are you? Because you're wrong.

[@SHANE_M_TAPIA]

Please tell me you’re bullshitting

[@BB-ed4om]

@@largelump3613opinions are wrong? Halloween 6 (especially the producers cut) is much better than almost everything that came after and incorporated some fresh ideas. The series was dead after this one until 2018.

[@Shiirow]

"I dont want to make a negative review that might effect its box office." I dont think you making a review pointing out negatives will effect anything. A shitty movie is a shitty movie regardless if you review it or not. If a movie bombs at the box office, the suits at studios dont crouch around going "Damn that Chris Stuckmann, if only he hadnt made a negative review we would have made _billions_ *BILLIONS* I tell you."

[@jamesg8175]

Good, I'm glad it's not just me who thinks this. How can a 'movie reviwer' only review movies above a B grade?

[@TheAltarOfMadness]

Yeah, Chris has a huge ego here, but hes not that important.... and his short film sucked.

[@thefirstbourne149]

@@TheAltarOfMadness Dude….it’s just his way of doing things. He just hasn’t felt good about doing really bad movie reviews for new releases. Why does that show ego?

[@Tasoku01]

I think Chris is more worried about the connections he wants to make. For example, just because someone makes a bad movie doesn't mean they are bad people, one day they may make great movies later. Chris still wants to befriend and make connections with everyone, never know if he shits on a movie and it offends the person that was a part of it. Even if you think, "it doesn't matter", people mature and realize that maybe it might hurt their feelings, they feel guilty about it, and then they decide they don't want to insult people's efforts. You may get personal enjoyment from hearing about all these bad things he says but it wouldn't be nice to hear from someone shit talk about your efforts in making something.

[@thefirstbourne149]

@@Tasoku01 Yeah, that’s another good point!

[@BatSTUD]

Gave my 7yo daughter who is obsessed with Michael the same shirt you're wearing, Chris! She loves it. Wears it at school all the time.

[@charliipresley]

Paul Stephen Rudd’s MASTERPIECE!!!

[@linkfan160]

When Chris's face showed up on the computer at 14:00 I lost my shit. Love these hilarious reviews, Chris!

[@ItsYoshh]

Me and my wife just had a Halloween movie marathon, haven't gotten to the Rob Zombie reboot yet. But, Jesus. The Thorn Trilogy was SO bad. BUT Donald Pleasence was definitely the highlight of all the movies imo. 😅

[@luckyDancer100]

Take an Advil before the Rob Zombie version. There’s so much unnecessary background noise that it gives me a headache.

[@linda10989]

@@luckyDancer100 And that's not including the ear-shattering shrieks from baby Laurie. Yes, I'm a mom but damn!

[@clintkarklus5523]

The crack about lighting candles is great... Half the time you dont even make it to the bedroom when it goes down.

[@DaAcorn]

I think doing negative/ hilariocity type reviews for older films feels like fair game and also very satisfying. For sure a far cry from doing it for newer films.

[@thiagoteixeira6537]

Chris I totally support this new approach you're telling with this channel, just please keep doing hilariocitys! We love them so much, they're so funny! The movies usually are old too so you wouldn't be offending anyone at this point I wouldn't think nor would you be affecting it's box office!

[@LebahG4nteng]

The fact that many people gathered together with their skills to make this movie, let that sink in for a moment. It's just baffling to me 🤔🤔

[@thedude804]

Maybe they are politicians. They all get together and work to fuck things up that worked before they got there.

[@Fahmed-rl6pr]

I hope chris understands that there's a difference between bashing a movie and criticising it. Well thought out and constructive criticism is always welcomed. It doesn’t necessarily mean u r being negative. Hope he starts 'critiquing' new movies too without feeling guilty. There's no such thing called a perfect movie. Even the best movies can be criticized. And there's no rule that a film maker can not say anything negative about a movie that deserves a negative review. And negative reviews don't effect box office. If they did every single FnF movie would have bombed.

[@avanishdutta2658]

You're right, but i appreciate analysis of films more to understand the story and filmmaking elements behind it, then criticise it for what was wrong in the film. But, these reviews don't reach filmmakers at all. They don't watch youtube at all. Do you think Martin scorsese or Wes anderson or Ridley scott watch these reviews to understand what went a little sideways? I would advise, send these reviews to filmmakers. And thank you for being concerned about chris. I think at this point he will only discuss about great and good movies. He will be skeptical about some movies, but he loves movies. So let him talk good shit.

[@cobra1xtz]

The amount of times Chris starts laughing like a madman in this review is beautiful

[@johnblack3204]

Chris did a shout out to Dead Meat! Both channels are some of my favorites on the platform and it's great to see Chris acknowledged the work that is done on that channel.

[@bySterling]

This just reinforces my theory Paul Rudd one of the luckiest actors ever

[@linda10989]

This movie was so bad, it should've tanked his career

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@@linda10989 Luckily it didn't.

[@RichSutherlandBB]

This review was one of our all time favorites, we were laughing pretty hard at a few points…Chris these are golden thanks for the content

[@Jiren261]

The theatrical version is absolute shit but the Producer's cut is a VAST improvement - Tighter editing - Less Jump scares - Story is more coherent (But still silly as hell) - Better atmosphere It doesn't make it a brilliant film or anything but it's for more watchable IMO

[@mddifilippo89]

The producers cut is the only physical copy of Halloween I own because it’s obscure. I’ve seen the others countless times to not have to buy them. Very odd

[@delix787]

THANK YOU CHRIS FOR ANOTHER HALLOWEEN BLAST!! 🎃🎃🎃

[@ZorCarina]

I appreciate Chris’s humor 😂 idc man, even if he just does universally known “trash” movies I’m all here for it

[@LegendOfTheBat]

"People always gotta touch the goopy gunk!" - Chris Stuckmann, 2021