Night Killer - Hilariocity Review

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Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann

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@Hobofish11
@Hobofish11 5 жыл бұрын
"I GOT MOLESTED IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM!" I'm absolutely dead 😂
@jvn-3471
@jvn-3471 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf and the run after killed me 😂😂😂😂
@brandonmuse5532
@brandonmuse5532 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh!!!! LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😹
@johnpatterson8697
@johnpatterson8697 5 жыл бұрын
He looks Like Chris Cuomo
@Mondoness
@Mondoness 5 жыл бұрын
Kek
@The1andonlyTravusd
@The1andonlyTravusd 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Pittell I was laughing at work
@stephenwakeman3074
@stephenwakeman3074 5 жыл бұрын
That choreographer actress accepting her Oscar: "I'd like to start by saying owahyishaaa golayyai eeeey ahhh!"
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 4 жыл бұрын
You mean her Razzie. LOL 😂
@stevegeorge6880
@stevegeorge6880 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like if Jodie Foster had won for "Nell" and accepted in character.
@johncarranza
@johncarranza 4 жыл бұрын
RDSArcade the funniest comment I’ve read in Chris’ videos in awhile
@JulioJLuna89
@JulioJLuna89 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@akufromthefuture7159
@akufromthefuture7159 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevegeorge6880 lmao
@NatnaelG
@NatnaelG 5 жыл бұрын
"I got molested in the little boys' room" I am Done 💀💀
@torenjohnson2585
@torenjohnson2585 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment..that almost made me drop my drink on my laptop
@jamesduncan6729
@jamesduncan6729 5 жыл бұрын
Such a fantastic, fantastic line... I love it. So very much
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
That just made my day.
@NatnaelG
@NatnaelG 5 жыл бұрын
Angel Guerrero 😂😂
@kenrickkahn
@kenrickkahn 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
@enchorialdude2721
@enchorialdude2721 5 жыл бұрын
Why “Night Killer” when everything happens during daylight?
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
Because “Night Killer” sounds better than “Day Killer.”
@alexakaa.charlesross8919
@alexakaa.charlesross8919 5 жыл бұрын
It's symbolic!
@sirmister2721
@sirmister2721 5 жыл бұрын
It's too expensive filmed at night you need more spot light and good camera
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 5 жыл бұрын
Filming at night is more expensive
@Dinotomon
@Dinotomon 5 жыл бұрын
He killed the night so things can only happen during the day.
@xbamfo8199
@xbamfo8199 5 жыл бұрын
You can't convince me that they weren't just originally making a porno and then changed their mind later.
@Erasureeraser
@Erasureeraser 2 жыл бұрын
This is a better porn movie than the Fifty Shades movies for sure lol
@androidoficeandfire9667
@androidoficeandfire9667 Жыл бұрын
The toilet scene must have been the start of of a sex scene
@MegaJ217
@MegaJ217 5 жыл бұрын
“Cant talk too long , I gotta poo”
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats who molested him in the little boys room 😂
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
Moose is the Restroom Hustler.
@benlongo904
@benlongo904 4 жыл бұрын
Moose droppings
@CanImakeamilliondollars
@CanImakeamilliondollars 4 жыл бұрын
@@benlongo904 More like Moose toppings am I right?
@nathanboatright236
@nathanboatright236 4 жыл бұрын
POPPYCOCK
@eXistenZ1864
@eXistenZ1864 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake was calling it Night Killer, the whole movie took place in the day, lol.
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 5 жыл бұрын
Its name was changed a few times but that was the dumbest idea for a name by far
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
Other Names - Day Killer - The Restroom Hustler - The Too Horny Killer - Little Boy’s Room Hustler - Fried Chicken & French Fries - WTF Is This Movie
@fangsabre
@fangsabre 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this movie could've been a lot better if they just had any of it be at night lol
@eXistenZ1864
@eXistenZ1864 4 жыл бұрын
@@fangsabre Indeed
@raam726
@raam726 3 жыл бұрын
@@eXistenZ1864 no you don't understand. Night killer means he kills nights. That's why only days are left. I think he stopped the earth's rotation.
@WesternXC
@WesternXC 5 жыл бұрын
This movie clearly was supposed to be a porn film
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 жыл бұрын
Based on serial rape/murder *GoHD buHLeS HuMEriCAH* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈💣🌎💥
@neal2399
@neal2399 4 жыл бұрын
Uncanny Valley don’t know why that’s a decidedly American staple. Japan and Germany are much worse about that
@africanman1803
@africanman1803 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly at 15:18
@raam726
@raam726 3 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't
@username_unavailable7592
@username_unavailable7592 5 жыл бұрын
Totally out of context that scene where the woman is on the phone and she says "I thought you were going to call back in five minutes" and the killer's voice replies "I couldn't wait 5 minutes" while we see him appear behind her was genuinely pretty creepy. Then it was immediately undercut with "I'm too horny" 😂 This entire video was hilarious. I love the subtitles of all the weird pronunciations. and the Nick Nolte part fucking killed me.
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 4 жыл бұрын
I'm would've saved that man's life and I could have done it in 5 minutes, but I was too horny...
@hiigghhggg9150
@hiigghhggg9150 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that like 3 second scene was actually really effective... but like you said it had to be followed with “I’m too horny” so that one good scene goes right out the window
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh 3 жыл бұрын
The killer's voice is so bad I like to imagine what his voice would sound like if it was Gilbert Gottfried voicing him.
@connornoiles2447
@connornoiles2447 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah comedic subtitles are hilarious to me.. I love when JonTron does it
@waltmccarthy9837
@waltmccarthy9837 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that scene was actually pretty creepy.
@mckill85
@mckill85 4 жыл бұрын
That dance choreographer woman...lmfao "I just giddur..ayaaaaa!!!" What the actual hell?! 😂😂
@7superdaimajin
@7superdaimajin 4 жыл бұрын
She flubbed her lines and the director wouldn't give her a second take.
@kimpearson496
@kimpearson496 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched that so many times I laugh till I cried
@user-ew2sd7vl5m
@user-ew2sd7vl5m 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, an A+ and a hilariocity for the first time in a couple of years in the same week!? Chris you spoil us.
@34charss
@34charss 5 жыл бұрын
He did a Hilariocity like a month ago
@DownAtrocious
@DownAtrocious 5 жыл бұрын
He did a hilariocity a couple months ago called The Fanatic
@user-ew2sd7vl5m
@user-ew2sd7vl5m 5 жыл бұрын
Crap forgot about that one
@user-ew2sd7vl5m
@user-ew2sd7vl5m 5 жыл бұрын
Though I was more referring to the A+, since the last one was 2017 if I remember correctly
@grimsquad273
@grimsquad273 5 жыл бұрын
Im just glad ive lived to see stuckman give an A+ LOL. Not many of those.
@carlzson299
@carlzson299 5 жыл бұрын
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples telling ourselves to have a good day." What? Nobody else does that?
@nikkili8944
@nikkili8944 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@SWAGTACULAR314
@SWAGTACULAR314 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@julianpoole5567
@julianpoole5567 5 жыл бұрын
Osito Kintsugi was the way I was actually a good guy to me and
@fordprefect4728
@fordprefect4728 5 жыл бұрын
this comment is comedy gold.
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 5 жыл бұрын
I might try it tomorrow before work.
@robertshaw6468
@robertshaw6468 5 жыл бұрын
With a name like “Night Killer” I was really expecting this to be a Stephen King film.
@fredriklind6727
@fredriklind6727 5 жыл бұрын
i was expecting the movie sequel to Night Trap.
@danteropitini3279
@danteropitini3279 5 жыл бұрын
Wait your telling me its not?
@alexricky87
@alexricky87 5 жыл бұрын
Or at least take place AT NIGHT
@joshuamarsella
@joshuamarsella 5 жыл бұрын
The Night Flier is a SK film.
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamarsella yep and a good one too!
@genuinejustin6269
@genuinejustin6269 5 жыл бұрын
Ummm I thought this was supposed to be a horror movie??? This literally went from a few kills to an awkward porn without sex scenes.
@edwardicus4
@edwardicus4 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I think you're exaggerating just a little... 15:14 🤔... Ok, nevermind...
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
The weird thing are those telephone scenes: each time I fully expect a tongue that sticks out from the speaker only to lick the woman on the face...
@soxfan12kd
@soxfan12kd 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how this movie is called Night Killer, yet all of the killings take place during the day...
@queenannesrevenge1437
@queenannesrevenge1437 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣😂
@EpsilonXero
@EpsilonXero 3 жыл бұрын
He killed the night, it's in the name 🤣
@alexanderg1297
@alexanderg1297 5 жыл бұрын
Bathroom stalker reminded me of a discount Matthew McConaughey for some reason.
@evanward4303
@evanward4303 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Steve Gutenberg. Discount Steve Gutenberg is still just Steve Gutenberg though.
@lowkeyloki8832
@lowkeyloki8832 5 жыл бұрын
Evan Ward That’s who I thought of as well 🤣💀
@-NateTheGreat
@-NateTheGreat 5 жыл бұрын
And the black cop was discount Samuel Jackson
@equaleye6705
@equaleye6705 5 жыл бұрын
Or discount Tom Berenger... that guy really has one of those faces.
@mitchellgeorge6031
@mitchellgeorge6031 5 жыл бұрын
Nate The Great The cop looks like Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld.
@mendoza2489
@mendoza2489 5 жыл бұрын
KFC Employee: What can I get for you today? Me: *FRIED CHICKEN AND FRENCH FRIES!*
@anthonykulik9203
@anthonykulik9203 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mill89027
@mill89027 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know KFC didn’t have fries in the 90”s 😂😂
@mendoza2489
@mendoza2489 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Kulik lol
@prettykit4
@prettykit4 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gamerant4928
@gamerant4928 5 жыл бұрын
Can we please have the aerobics instructor in the hilariocity intro pls
@nickdc1581
@nickdc1581 5 жыл бұрын
“I got molested in the little boys’ room” first 😂
@NightFoxx99
@NightFoxx99 5 жыл бұрын
Please! She is too funny!
@Toranaga
@Toranaga 5 жыл бұрын
AEYAYAYEEAAAAAAAAH
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh 3 жыл бұрын
How can people forget the most memorable line? One line so iconic it could go up there with Ghostface's "What's your favourite scary movie?" A line that could stand side by side with the likes of "1,2,3! Ready or not here comes Freddy!" from Nightmare On Elm Street. That's right I'm talking about the line when Night Killer calls pound store Sarah Connor and says "I can't wait five minutes...I'm too horny Mrs Beck..." 😂🤣 That is such a ridiculous motive it should be in every hilarocity video opening! 😂🤣
@BrookeEvangelineWinter
@BrookeEvangelineWinter 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@duchessarcher66
@duchessarcher66 5 жыл бұрын
When she told the guy to flush his clothing who else thought to themselves... 'but that would over flow the toilet.'
@llLittleNicky
@llLittleNicky 5 жыл бұрын
I was seriously hoping they made them actually flush because that would have been fucking funny
@haroldb1856
@haroldb1856 Жыл бұрын
At the end of the scene, I was relieved to see that his clothing was still in the bowl.
@mckill85
@mckill85 7 ай бұрын
Triggered 😂😂
@gemmahamilton2565
@gemmahamilton2565 5 жыл бұрын
"i got molested in the little boys room!" 😂😂😂😂 i can't cope. I need to see this film so bad!!!
@Femboy87
@Femboy87 4 жыл бұрын
13:55 that moment killed me along with Chris's reaction :D
@MR3DDev
@MR3DDev 5 жыл бұрын
When a movie just doesn’t work: Is never gonna wan
@l3wdlemon708
@l3wdlemon708 5 жыл бұрын
I'll go giddur
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
@TechYK When a movie doesn’t work, I just get some 17:07
@hutchhound3788
@hutchhound3788 5 жыл бұрын
Syreeenge!
@gmantov
@gmantov 5 жыл бұрын
muh pants??
@lone17wolf
@lone17wolf 5 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, Hilariocity might actually be my favorite KZbin series. Keep up the good work Chris!!!
@CzarsSalad
@CzarsSalad 5 жыл бұрын
mine too... better than his A+ series
@maskedvalerian1095
@maskedvalerian1095 5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen BOTW by RLM? That might be right up your alley.
@southernbellereviews5920
@southernbellereviews5920 5 жыл бұрын
Watch fanboy flicks......so funny
@Justmyhandle
@Justmyhandle 5 жыл бұрын
7:57- "I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples, telling ourselves to have a good day." *-Chris Stuckman, 2019*
@kenrickkahn
@kenrickkahn 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@moirakizito4828
@moirakizito4828 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀🤣
@Dekead1930
@Dekead1930 4 жыл бұрын
Director of Troll 2? We’re in legendary territory
@robynspengler3078
@robynspengler3078 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else noticed that everyone's pupils in this are FREAKING HUGE? These people were on the good shit.
@jasonbolding3481
@jasonbolding3481 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised, that's what happened in Trolls 2.
@jrmbayne
@jrmbayne 3 жыл бұрын
Because it was filmed at night
@seamonkey5894
@seamonkey5894 5 жыл бұрын
"Fried Chicken and French Fries!" He sounds like the action narrator from SpongeBob 😂
@prestonwhite1545
@prestonwhite1545 5 жыл бұрын
Chris: Guys I’m not sure your ready for this one. Me: This will be good.
@prestonwhite1545
@prestonwhite1545 5 жыл бұрын
Andy Salter ok I’m sorry 😐 I was just trying to be funny
@prestonwhite1545
@prestonwhite1545 5 жыл бұрын
Andy Salter it’s fine
@prestonwhite1545
@prestonwhite1545 5 жыл бұрын
@See It 2wice I couldn’t agree more
@fredxavier85
@fredxavier85 5 жыл бұрын
*you're
@geowiz9436
@geowiz9436 5 жыл бұрын
@Andy Salter I really hate the "No one: Absolutely no one: Disney: let's make a Live-Action Lion King", or whatever the heck the property and company are! That garbage is so annoying, and I see it 24/7!
@ovaryacted
@ovaryacted 5 жыл бұрын
So, I’ve been reading the comments and seeing the “little boys’ room” remark, but I just got to it in the video, and it’s so much more than I could’ve imagined.
@aronh.7863
@aronh.7863 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, same for me. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
@mckaylarosej7009
@mckaylarosej7009 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! I don't expect that delivery with it 😆
@jonsprong1842
@jonsprong1842 4 жыл бұрын
Plus him saying it in blue panties
@idontknowher8698
@idontknowher8698 5 жыл бұрын
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples and telling ourselves to have a good day" Sounds like a great advice to me
@DVAcme
@DVAcme 4 жыл бұрын
The guy who she forces to take off his clothes is played by Peter Hooten, who played Doctor Strange in the 70's made-for-TV movie. No bullshit.
@garyking1986
@garyking1986 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s remake this film with Benedict Cumberbatch
@garyking1986
@garyking1986 4 жыл бұрын
LoyalT1987 No, remake Night Killer with Cumberbatch
@anthonymunn8633
@anthonymunn8633 3 жыл бұрын
You can imagine,after "Strange", thinking to himself,"It's all uphill from here!"
@Saltyaf38
@Saltyaf38 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he could play doctor strange.
@e.t4635
@e.t4635 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saltyaf38 he did play dr strange
@timowens1989
@timowens1989 5 жыл бұрын
As bad as these actors are, just imagine the ones who didn't get the part.....
@thumperjdm
@thumperjdm 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, you didn't get the part. But, go down the street and talk to Tommy Wiseau."
@dragonball3166
@dragonball3166 5 жыл бұрын
Look at old western movies
@jacksummerfield8143
@jacksummerfield8143 5 жыл бұрын
dragonball3166 the hell is wrong with you saying the good the bad and the ugly is a western film and your saying it’s shit go fuck yourself
@paulsmith3128
@paulsmith3128 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragonball3166 Ikr they are atrocious.
@MeatisMagic256
@MeatisMagic256 5 жыл бұрын
They were probably better actors, but weren't willing to work for nothing except free 'craft services', which was when the director when to Dunkin Donuts.
@AnEverydayGamer
@AnEverydayGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Chris was right, we weren't ready.
@YeffRamos
@YeffRamos 5 жыл бұрын
i havent laughed this hard since Samurai Cop's hospital scene!
@BriGuyIT
@BriGuyIT 5 жыл бұрын
Or at Chris reacting to it. "Fried chicken and French fries!" is the dentist office scene of this decade.
@liriodendronlasianthus
@liriodendronlasianthus 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you circumsized?" 😏
@SyedAhmed-el5dc
@SyedAhmed-el5dc 3 жыл бұрын
"This black gift"
@crockett888
@crockett888 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey wait a minute” 😂😂😂😂
@deadxdreadxpunk6091
@deadxdreadxpunk6091 4 жыл бұрын
The little boys room line and the way he ran off made me scream with so much laughter, I woke up my parents 🤣
@Paelmoon
@Paelmoon 5 жыл бұрын
I dont remember the 90's looking so much like the late 70's, early 80's.
@bellalegosi83
@bellalegosi83 5 жыл бұрын
1990-1992 still had late 80's fashion. Espcially movies that were a shoe-in for UP All Night on TNT......Gilbert Godfry or Elvira used to host. Like the movie where there is a killer and at the end you find out its a fucking siamese twin in a dudes stomach that takes him over? lol imagine my surprise when I saw the TMNT cartoons.
@AdamIsailovic
@AdamIsailovic 5 жыл бұрын
Probably becuase T2 was in 1991, so you remember that, and not anything else :D
@Atlantafan21
@Atlantafan21 5 жыл бұрын
This honestly looks like early 70s.
@fmt9428
@fmt9428 5 жыл бұрын
@@Atlantafan21 I don't think you ever saw anything from the early 70s...!
@thatannacat6051
@thatannacat6051 5 жыл бұрын
I GOT M O L E S T E D IN THE LIL BOYS ROOM
@Kenny-wr3ky
@Kenny-wr3ky 5 жыл бұрын
I'M TOO HORNY!
@QuothTheRavenclaw11
@QuothTheRavenclaw11 5 жыл бұрын
MUH PANTS?!
@jamesduncan6729
@jamesduncan6729 5 жыл бұрын
Friiiieeed chickeeeeen and french friiiiies!
@kenrickkahn
@kenrickkahn 5 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to interview this guy..
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын
Barbiturates!
@zodayn
@zodayn 5 жыл бұрын
When she said go rehearse this without me it really sounded like she was talking to the set.
@mitchellgeorge6031
@mitchellgeorge6031 5 жыл бұрын
Zodayn I guarantee you that’s what happened.
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 5 жыл бұрын
Or it was one long take, and she couldn't remember her lines but they kept rolling.
@kenrickkahn
@kenrickkahn 5 жыл бұрын
She though the director was going to say cut knowing she messed up her lines but he didn't so she kept talking.. I think that what happened! I promise that what happened..
@Jayden00011
@Jayden00011 5 жыл бұрын
well if thats the case, shes the best actor in the movie lol
@goprojoe7449
@goprojoe7449 5 жыл бұрын
The director is an Italian money launderer which is why he never uses his real name in his movies. It couldn't be more obvious that nobody took this film seriously.
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 5 жыл бұрын
Any proof? Not being a dick, I'm curious.
@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 4 жыл бұрын
I am also curious if that's true, or you're just joking.
@Laikenwilliams
@Laikenwilliams 5 жыл бұрын
"now flush it" "FLUSH IT?" "FLUSSHHH ITT!!!!!!" .... Me: "k?"
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
12:31
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 жыл бұрын
*"I got mohlested in the little boy's room"*
@QJ89
@QJ89 4 жыл бұрын
"The toilet's full of shit, like you." Hilarious punchline.
@mrshadow4565
@mrshadow4565 5 жыл бұрын
That last scene with the daughter putting on the mask gave me serious Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask vibes...
@edjavas
@edjavas 4 жыл бұрын
Probably an inspiration for Stein. THM came out in the 90's
@arragotus1162
@arragotus1162 4 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Alfaro the inspiration for the haunted mask was based on when Stine’s son put on a mask and it got stuck on his head.
@VegimorphtheMovieBoy
@VegimorphtheMovieBoy 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@raam726
@raam726 2 жыл бұрын
@@arragotus1162 the most classic haunted mask getting stuck on face tale is onibaba. So it maybe a combination of things.
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how the killer can hardly see through the mask eyeholes? Lol.
@TaylorPie94
@TaylorPie94 5 жыл бұрын
A 31 minute HILARIOCITY??!!! It's been so long, Chris!!
@TheEternalOuroboros
@TheEternalOuroboros 5 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best Hilariousity reviews Chris has done.
@sourav8570
@sourav8570 5 жыл бұрын
He protecc He atacc But most importantly he love Melanie Beck
@jennyk9748
@jennyk9748 2 жыл бұрын
I know you don't want to make these videos anymore, and I understand why, but watching this again reminds me of how much I loved these! This one in particular was a fave of my son and I- we genuinely belly laughed every time!
@BrookeEvangelineWinter
@BrookeEvangelineWinter 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why 😭😭😭 I wish he would treat us at least sparingly to the gloriousness that is Hilariocity Reviews. He can't just give us such a magical gift only to take it away forever. ***makes the noises of the dance instructor***🤣
@kaih.4789
@kaih.4789 5 жыл бұрын
“She’s been laid by everything in a 50 mile radius” I can’t lmao 🤣 this is unbelievable that this is real 🤦🏽‍♀️
@afroditesis4738
@afroditesis4738 5 жыл бұрын
Megaton Rotten Mouth Hi incel🤗
@afroditesis4738
@afroditesis4738 5 жыл бұрын
Megaton Rotten Mouth How's life, other than miserable?
@rocketyak4014
@rocketyak4014 5 жыл бұрын
@Megaton Rotten Mouth My guy, sometimes, I wish that, you know, the world was simple. But I have learnt in the 5 days since I was born that life is the meaning you give it. Words only carry the message you see in them. In this brief time where I have got to meet you and stop and think; it really has helped me think on communication. None of the things I will say have any impact to you and vice versa, yet the things were still said.
@nickyblue4866
@nickyblue4866 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao you guys are fighting over a whore in a fictional movie
@worthyedge9307
@worthyedge9307 4 жыл бұрын
@Megaton Rotten Mouth **breathes in** I N C E L
@sravankumar7324
@sravankumar7324 5 жыл бұрын
Writer : how weird do you want this? Producer : yes
@nateds7326
@nateds7326 5 жыл бұрын
chris: "and the one he used for troll 2" Me: *oh this is gonna be a juicy one*
@mcpaully003
@mcpaully003 4 жыл бұрын
Omg. The “Muh pants?” Ending👏 we love ya Chris
@lamenamethefirst
@lamenamethefirst 4 жыл бұрын
This is genius. That beach scene made me more uncomfortable than the entirety of A Clockwork Orange without any nudity or violence.
@mnif001
@mnif001 Жыл бұрын
the upbeat music mixed with the gagging sounds just makes the scene even more unhinged lmao
@ShayP76
@ShayP76 5 жыл бұрын
So this clearly was originally supposed to be a porn film that they turned into a horror movie
@FeelingFitFabFun
@FeelingFitFabFun 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, that's what I thought! Lol
@makaleta7466
@makaleta7466 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was some type of wierd scheme to get sex. I don't know, it looks suspicious and creepy. 😖 ... I think I watch too much criminal investigation.🤔
@GasmaskAvenger
@GasmaskAvenger 5 жыл бұрын
More like Claudio Fragasso's attempt at an artsy Ingmar Bergman style thriller gone hilariously awry.
@BennyValdesMusic
@BennyValdesMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Chris this is one of your greatest hits Hilariocities EVER. I was laughing throughout your entire video. Great video man!!!!!😅🤣
@themusicaljunkie37
@themusicaljunkie37 3 жыл бұрын
The ending with the little girl putting on the mask and saying, "im back" and then the credits roll made me laugh out loud.
@eddead4235
@eddead4235 2 жыл бұрын
He stopped doing
@FeelingFitFabFun
@FeelingFitFabFun 5 жыл бұрын
From the clips that you showed... that’s some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen.
@Cptking235
@Cptking235 5 жыл бұрын
csauls Same.... not even some of the worst. This is quite literally THE worst acting I’ve ever seen
@raam726
@raam726 5 жыл бұрын
Kris Stovall really? Never seen a neil breen film huh?
@JacobLucasSorenson
@JacobLucasSorenson 5 жыл бұрын
The room and troll 2 are way worse
@Xarviz
@Xarviz 5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen samurai cop? 😱
@dice6338
@dice6338 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@latch78
@latch78 5 жыл бұрын
He punched a hole through the aerobics instructor but when she fell over the balcony, there was no hole in her back. She must have wolverine esque healing abilities.
@420gaiden
@420gaiden 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Chris gets up slowly and walks away and mutters to himself. “I i I don’t know. I just can’t..” lol that is great stuff. I laugh every time.
@gnosis6203
@gnosis6203 5 жыл бұрын
This was... absolutely incredible. I nearly passed out laughing not only at every shown scene.. but your reactions were on point. A+
@HavetheLambsStoppedScreaming
@HavetheLambsStoppedScreaming 5 жыл бұрын
The director of Troll 2: I’m gonna make another movie called “Night Killer”. His family and friends: NO! DON’T DO IT! THE PEOPLE!
@mitchellgeorge6031
@mitchellgeorge6031 5 жыл бұрын
Michelle Marie Quality reference
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
Nice Superman IV: The Quest for Suck reference
@1112-m6p
@1112-m6p 5 жыл бұрын
YES! Finally a new hilariocity review!!
@siriush100
@siriush100 5 жыл бұрын
The Fanatic wasn't that long ago and it was FANTASTIC!!!
@bighuge1060
@bighuge1060 4 жыл бұрын
That first scene threw me. The rant seemed authentically real by the actress for perhaps three seconds before it became a masterclass in bad acting. Then came the lady at 22:25 and THAT lovely bit of "acting". And then there's the guys' acting. The man behind the mask looked like Andrew Stevens by way of Andrew Robinson.
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 4 жыл бұрын
The little titles add so much to this video. I couldn't stop cracking up. Thank you, Chris.
@titikshachakraborty9094
@titikshachakraborty9094 5 жыл бұрын
This entire film is about two creepers trying to out creep each other.
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 4 жыл бұрын
Alternative name for the movie: *Creep The Creep Out*
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 4 жыл бұрын
The problem is that description sounds actually amazing. Like 2 Scoody Doo villians in a wager to scare people the most but here it is just confused pain
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 жыл бұрын
The mask guy was his wingman
@kafkastiles
@kafkastiles 5 жыл бұрын
"Chris... you wanna watch a movie?" -Actual Someone, 2019
@wstine79
@wstine79 5 жыл бұрын
"I did not hit her. I did noooot. Oh. Trick or Treat, Mark."
@sara.rae08
@sara.rae08 5 жыл бұрын
Why is the bathroom hustler so sweaty in almost every scene?
@seroquelz
@seroquelz 4 жыл бұрын
Hustlin is hard work.
@vinceg.6987
@vinceg.6987 4 жыл бұрын
Too much fried chicken? lol
@benedictjajo
@benedictjajo 4 жыл бұрын
Because he thought he was gonna be in a porn scene but the director changed his mind halfway and he was desperately trying to control his boner because he took a couple of viagra before the scene. That is why he is sweaty.
@jackjaws
@jackjaws 4 жыл бұрын
“No cussing” cracks me up. I want to quote it all the time but nobody I know would get it
@NikiaBella10
@NikiaBella10 5 жыл бұрын
This was a porn then they decided to change their minds 😭
@DanteYewToob
@DanteYewToob 5 жыл бұрын
That scene on the beach was like... suuuper uncomfortable lol I've helped girls puke before and... I didn't do it... like.. _that._ lol You don't mount someone from behind like you're preparing to pile drive them, to help them and comfort them while they puke. W.T.Actual.F. lol
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 5 жыл бұрын
I know right? Like take her to a hospital for fucks sake.
@MrZerothejedi
@MrZerothejedi 5 жыл бұрын
That seemed more like a rape scene x.x
@trevordurhan9352
@trevordurhan9352 5 жыл бұрын
It really does look like he's blowing that back out 😂
@MoodyScorpio
@MoodyScorpio 5 жыл бұрын
danteelite If this was reddit, I’d give this gold.
@aaronfannin8971
@aaronfannin8971 4 жыл бұрын
The best part was the happy, uplifting music in the background the whole time.
@mrflipperinvader7922
@mrflipperinvader7922 5 жыл бұрын
2:00 God we NEED a blu ray collection update...please chris, I know you have lots of cool shit
@reecespicer2028
@reecespicer2028 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, TheFlickPick managed his so now it's Chris' turn
@steveforsyth7269
@steveforsyth7269 5 жыл бұрын
It's convenient that everytime he stabs someone there is a slit in their clothing so he knows where to stab
@mckill85
@mckill85 4 жыл бұрын
The bit in the hotel room when she pulls the gun on him and he's like "Not again!" And the face he pulls...lmfao 😂😂
@ladydeath4437
@ladydeath4437 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna giddur" Da fuq?!😂😂😂
@purplecure6330
@purplecure6330 4 жыл бұрын
You knowww!! Giddur 😏
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, I think she actually said "I'm gonna get her.", her being the Elizabeth character she mentions soon after. She messed up because she was supposed to say "I'm gonna get Elizabeth." She caught herself after she flubbed the lines from 3:34 & onwards lol, she said: "It's never gonna go on.", I'm guessing she meant this scene they're in, she thought the director would cut but since he didn't, she's just ad-libbing awkwardly until he does lol. Like Chris said, it seems like they just kept an outtake in the movie.
@nananderson7259
@nananderson7259 5 жыл бұрын
"Right here, this is where the movie gets absurd.." *GETS?????*
@Wasyashock
@Wasyashock 5 жыл бұрын
"...We have one more twist to reveal" *cuts to guy diving through a window in slow-mo* I died
@jrlaps521
@jrlaps521 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not even a window, it’s the front door 😂
@Climinator-op6kh
@Climinator-op6kh 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently that actor went to the Father Ted's Father Jack's School Of Jumping Through Windows And Doors Acting.😂🤣
@MasterHayate
@MasterHayate 5 жыл бұрын
The epic 80s music while it zooms in on her heaving up the pills... Was this secretly made by Neil Breen?
@mckill85
@mckill85 4 жыл бұрын
The guy should have said "I can't believe you tried to commit suicide...I cannot believe you tried to commit suicide!"
@alexdavid3339
@alexdavid3339 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my Flatmates have made a Night Killer Drinking Game: Take One Drink: -If you laugh -When "Melanie Beck" is said -When you see a nipple -When Melanie's Costume Changes -When there is a blatant continuity error -When a telephone is put down -When ever there is a news report -Everytime "Fried Chicken" is said -When ever a hand goes through someone -When ever you can't understand what the dance instructor is saying -There is an awkward zoom in -The music does not fit the scene -When ever someone hurts Melanie Beck Take Five Drinks: -If someone is molested in the little boys room You will be hospital by the end of the film.
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
This feels like a movie for Sexual Offenderman.
@MikeHudspeth
@MikeHudspeth 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification for this video and excitedly screeched “YES!” like a little school girl
@adhvithnambiar8898
@adhvithnambiar8898 5 жыл бұрын
Chris you're the best film reviewer that ever existed man!! You have an amazing sense of humour and great taste too!
@molin1
@molin1 5 жыл бұрын
I'll admit I looked up an image of that mirror scene and I have no regrets about my life choices.
@Shad0wchasers1
@Shad0wchasers1 4 жыл бұрын
Missed Opportunity: Didn't point out Peter Hooten (Axel) was the guy who played Dr. Strange in the 1978 TV movie. :) "Mah pants!?"
@AllisonMiller30
@AllisonMiller30 5 жыл бұрын
This whole movie makes me uncomfortable.
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 5 жыл бұрын
Then it did its job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@craw_daddy97
@craw_daddy97 5 жыл бұрын
Every hilariocity review has prepared me for this moment
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 5 жыл бұрын
30 years of MST3K fandom prepared me and then some. I'm well-seasoned when it comes to shitty movies 👍
@yasinradee
@yasinradee 5 жыл бұрын
😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't. "I can tandle him!"😩😂😂 "This time the balls in my caaawt!"🤣🤣 Damn I really wanna see this now😂😂 "Fried chicken and french fries!"🤣
@samuelward1148
@samuelward1148 5 жыл бұрын
Muh pants?
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe these actors never got nominated for any awards... Shame on you Hollywood.
@Galantski
@Galantski 5 жыл бұрын
_"Fried chicken and French fries!"_ Where is Sid Haig (RIP) when you need him? 27:18 And for that matter, Sherry Moon Zombie? 28:25
@Timelord007
@Timelord007 5 жыл бұрын
This film makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane. Awesome hilarious review Chris,
@ryancarrillo3524
@ryancarrillo3524 5 жыл бұрын
After he jumped through the window, he shot the revolver 7 times.
@BlackSnoopi
@BlackSnoopi 5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed
@g.nshooter9736
@g.nshooter9736 5 жыл бұрын
Plus that stunt double looked nothing like him.
@selfsacrafice
@selfsacrafice 5 жыл бұрын
"I have nothing more to say to you but DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE!" Melanie? Melanie? MELANIE???!!!
@EdwardOberon
@EdwardOberon 5 жыл бұрын
"B A R B I T U R A T E S !"
@AE-su4wq
@AE-su4wq 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Day Lewis has nothing on that weird stalker’s performance .
@BerserkPublishing
@BerserkPublishing 5 жыл бұрын
"1980s porn music." The first two thoughts in my mind. First, how do you know that? Second, why does it also sound like 90s Seinfeld music?
@snesguy9176
@snesguy9176 5 жыл бұрын
You've never watched old porn? Shit's funny. I have the debbie does dallas collection on dvd somewhere. We used to play old porn in the backround while we drank and carried on when I was younger. All those mustaches, mega bushes, bad acting and porn music
@TheMisleduser
@TheMisleduser 5 жыл бұрын
man I lived through the 80s and I dont remember them being this weird. I also dont remember KFC serving regular french fries.
@shelfdefence1112
@shelfdefence1112 4 жыл бұрын
I don't remember KFC selling edible food either.
@stephiiiless
@stephiiiless 4 жыл бұрын
The Only time I've ever seen that is when the KFC is split with an A&W (which is actually the best tbh, to be able to mix and match KFC and A&W, I will drive further just to go to that one so I don't just go to a old boring regular kfc. Then get the kfc popcorn chicken and then the bomb French fries that a&w have and mix or match) But other then that If its just a KFC I only recall they just had the jojo's (potato wedges) But who knows lol I do know that different franchises at times carry different items. But haha who knows 🤣🤣 and here I am writing a long comment about kfc and French fries Because of this stupid movie. L0L.
@Pizzaguy975
@Pizzaguy975 4 жыл бұрын
They do now but I wasn't alive in the 80s so I wouldn't know
@TheUltraGamer20
@TheUltraGamer20 5 жыл бұрын
This...This is officially the greatest slasher movie of all time. *Fite me*
@afroditesis4738
@afroditesis4738 5 жыл бұрын
ultra gamer20 I'll fight you about your spelling, that's about it.
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 5 жыл бұрын
@@afroditesis4738 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mitchprather5723
@mitchprather5723 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Chris, Red Letter Media just included this movie as part of their 2022 Spooktacular, and the entire time watching that portion I was thinking, "They've already done this, is this a prank? Where have I seen this before?" Nope, Stuckmann did it 3 years ago. Good job, sir.
@snaek29
@snaek29 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, now I finally know what that intro of your Hilariocity review comes from "Trolls 2". I had no idea and it's been bugging me for ages not knowing what it was...
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 5 жыл бұрын
Never even heard of this. I guess Chris is more cultured than I am.
@kentchu8955
@kentchu8955 5 жыл бұрын
i can see margot robbie and matthew mcconaughey reboot this movie 😂😂😂
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 4 жыл бұрын
With the same energy too
@nealmaxwell790
@nealmaxwell790 4 жыл бұрын
Alright alright alright, fried chicken and French fries
@positiveecho326
@positiveecho326 4 жыл бұрын
Oh plz!! That would be amazing.
@route77productions
@route77productions 4 жыл бұрын
Directed by Edgar Wright. I'd so totally see that
@Gideon13397
@Gideon13397 4 жыл бұрын
Harley Quinn and Vilmer Slaughter 😁
@antfromtashkent1647
@antfromtashkent1647 5 жыл бұрын
This is going to be my date movie forever until I find the right person to spend my life with.
@ricksanchez8852
@ricksanchez8852 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone in my Spanish class hates me because I kept laughing thinking about “I got molested in the little boys room”
@ryeguygaming4049
@ryeguygaming4049 5 жыл бұрын
Im so glad you are doing these Hilariocity Reviews still! Made me sad awhile back when you said you were done with these. Keep up the great work!
@thatboooiiiiyo
@thatboooiiiiyo 5 жыл бұрын
Part of this movie have to be added to the Hilariousity intro.
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 5 жыл бұрын
Lots of options - 9:43 - 12:16 - 17:07 - 17:51 - 17:34 - 13:58 - 22:43
@route77productions
@route77productions 4 жыл бұрын
Barbitous
@orangejuiceislife9910
@orangejuiceislife9910 4 жыл бұрын
Shane Hill 4:12
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