"I GOT MOLESTED IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM!" I'm absolutely dead 😂
@jvn-34715 жыл бұрын
Wtf and the run after killed me 😂😂😂😂
@brandonmuse55325 жыл бұрын
Bruh!!!! LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😹
@johnpatterson86975 жыл бұрын
He looks Like Chris Cuomo
@Mondoness5 жыл бұрын
Kek
@The1andonlyTravusd5 жыл бұрын
Adam Pittell I was laughing at work
@stephenwakeman30745 жыл бұрын
That choreographer actress accepting her Oscar: "I'd like to start by saying owahyishaaa golayyai eeeey ahhh!"
@RDSArcade4 жыл бұрын
You mean her Razzie. LOL 😂
@stevegeorge68804 жыл бұрын
That sounds like if Jodie Foster had won for "Nell" and accepted in character.
@johncarranza4 жыл бұрын
RDSArcade the funniest comment I’ve read in Chris’ videos in awhile
@JulioJLuna894 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@akufromthefuture71594 жыл бұрын
@@stevegeorge6880 lmao
@NatnaelG5 жыл бұрын
"I got molested in the little boys' room" I am Done 💀💀
@torenjohnson25855 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment..that almost made me drop my drink on my laptop
@jamesduncan67295 жыл бұрын
Such a fantastic, fantastic line... I love it. So very much
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
That just made my day.
@NatnaelG5 жыл бұрын
Angel Guerrero 😂😂
@kenrickkahn5 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
@enchorialdude27215 жыл бұрын
Why “Night Killer” when everything happens during daylight?
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
Because “Night Killer” sounds better than “Day Killer.”
@alexakaa.charlesross89195 жыл бұрын
It's symbolic!
@sirmister27215 жыл бұрын
It's too expensive filmed at night you need more spot light and good camera
@brianaguilar82835 жыл бұрын
Filming at night is more expensive
@Dinotomon5 жыл бұрын
He killed the night so things can only happen during the day.
@xbamfo81995 жыл бұрын
You can't convince me that they weren't just originally making a porno and then changed their mind later.
@Erasureeraser2 жыл бұрын
This is a better porn movie than the Fifty Shades movies for sure lol
@androidoficeandfire9667 Жыл бұрын
The toilet scene must have been the start of of a sex scene
@MegaJ2175 жыл бұрын
“Cant talk too long , I gotta poo”
@cannibalbunnygirl5 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats who molested him in the little boys room 😂
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
Moose is the Restroom Hustler.
@benlongo9044 жыл бұрын
Moose droppings
@CanImakeamilliondollars4 жыл бұрын
@@benlongo904 More like Moose toppings am I right?
@nathanboatright2364 жыл бұрын
POPPYCOCK
@eXistenZ18645 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake was calling it Night Killer, the whole movie took place in the day, lol.
@cannibalbunnygirl5 жыл бұрын
Its name was changed a few times but that was the dumbest idea for a name by far
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
Other Names - Day Killer - The Restroom Hustler - The Too Horny Killer - Little Boy’s Room Hustler - Fried Chicken & French Fries - WTF Is This Movie
@fangsabre4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this movie could've been a lot better if they just had any of it be at night lol
@eXistenZ18644 жыл бұрын
@@fangsabre Indeed
@raam7263 жыл бұрын
@@eXistenZ1864 no you don't understand. Night killer means he kills nights. That's why only days are left. I think he stopped the earth's rotation.
@WesternXC5 жыл бұрын
This movie clearly was supposed to be a porn film
@uncannyvalley23504 жыл бұрын
Based on serial rape/murder *GoHD buHLeS HuMEriCAH* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈💣🌎💥
@neal23994 жыл бұрын
Uncanny Valley don’t know why that’s a decidedly American staple. Japan and Germany are much worse about that
@africanman18033 жыл бұрын
Mostly at 15:18
@raam7263 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't
@username_unavailable75925 жыл бұрын
Totally out of context that scene where the woman is on the phone and she says "I thought you were going to call back in five minutes" and the killer's voice replies "I couldn't wait 5 minutes" while we see him appear behind her was genuinely pretty creepy. Then it was immediately undercut with "I'm too horny" 😂 This entire video was hilarious. I love the subtitles of all the weird pronunciations. and the Nick Nolte part fucking killed me.
@snatchadams694 жыл бұрын
I'm would've saved that man's life and I could have done it in 5 minutes, but I was too horny...
@hiigghhggg91503 жыл бұрын
Yeah that like 3 second scene was actually really effective... but like you said it had to be followed with “I’m too horny” so that one good scene goes right out the window
@Climinator-op6kh3 жыл бұрын
The killer's voice is so bad I like to imagine what his voice would sound like if it was Gilbert Gottfried voicing him.
@connornoiles24472 жыл бұрын
Yeah comedic subtitles are hilarious to me.. I love when JonTron does it
@waltmccarthy98372 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that scene was actually pretty creepy.
@mckill854 жыл бұрын
That dance choreographer woman...lmfao "I just giddur..ayaaaaa!!!" What the actual hell?! 😂😂
@7superdaimajin4 жыл бұрын
She flubbed her lines and the director wouldn't give her a second take.
@kimpearson4963 жыл бұрын
I've watched that so many times I laugh till I cried
@user-ew2sd7vl5m5 жыл бұрын
Damn, an A+ and a hilariocity for the first time in a couple of years in the same week!? Chris you spoil us.
@34charss5 жыл бұрын
He did a Hilariocity like a month ago
@DownAtrocious5 жыл бұрын
He did a hilariocity a couple months ago called The Fanatic
@user-ew2sd7vl5m5 жыл бұрын
Crap forgot about that one
@user-ew2sd7vl5m5 жыл бұрын
Though I was more referring to the A+, since the last one was 2017 if I remember correctly
@grimsquad2735 жыл бұрын
Im just glad ive lived to see stuckman give an A+ LOL. Not many of those.
@carlzson2995 жыл бұрын
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples telling ourselves to have a good day." What? Nobody else does that?
@nikkili89445 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@SWAGTACULAR3145 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@julianpoole55675 жыл бұрын
Osito Kintsugi was the way I was actually a good guy to me and
@fordprefect47285 жыл бұрын
this comment is comedy gold.
@RDSArcade5 жыл бұрын
I might try it tomorrow before work.
@robertshaw64685 жыл бұрын
With a name like “Night Killer” I was really expecting this to be a Stephen King film.
@fredriklind67275 жыл бұрын
i was expecting the movie sequel to Night Trap.
@danteropitini32795 жыл бұрын
Wait your telling me its not?
@alexricky875 жыл бұрын
Or at least take place AT NIGHT
@joshuamarsella5 жыл бұрын
The Night Flier is a SK film.
@Climinator-op6kh2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamarsella yep and a good one too!
@genuinejustin62695 жыл бұрын
Ummm I thought this was supposed to be a horror movie??? This literally went from a few kills to an awkward porn without sex scenes.
@edwardicus44 жыл бұрын
Lol. I think you're exaggerating just a little... 15:14 🤔... Ok, nevermind...
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
The weird thing are those telephone scenes: each time I fully expect a tongue that sticks out from the speaker only to lick the woman on the face...
@soxfan12kd5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how this movie is called Night Killer, yet all of the killings take place during the day...
@queenannesrevenge14375 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣😂
@EpsilonXero3 жыл бұрын
He killed the night, it's in the name 🤣
@alexanderg12975 жыл бұрын
Bathroom stalker reminded me of a discount Matthew McConaughey for some reason.
@evanward43035 жыл бұрын
I thought Steve Gutenberg. Discount Steve Gutenberg is still just Steve Gutenberg though.
@lowkeyloki88325 жыл бұрын
Evan Ward That’s who I thought of as well 🤣💀
@-NateTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
And the black cop was discount Samuel Jackson
@equaleye67055 жыл бұрын
Or discount Tom Berenger... that guy really has one of those faces.
@mitchellgeorge60315 жыл бұрын
Nate The Great The cop looks like Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld.
@mendoza24895 жыл бұрын
KFC Employee: What can I get for you today? Me: *FRIED CHICKEN AND FRENCH FRIES!*
@anthonykulik92035 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mill890274 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know KFC didn’t have fries in the 90”s 😂😂
@mendoza24894 жыл бұрын
Anthony Kulik lol
@prettykit43 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gamerant49285 жыл бұрын
Can we please have the aerobics instructor in the hilariocity intro pls
@nickdc15815 жыл бұрын
“I got molested in the little boys’ room” first 😂
@NightFoxx995 жыл бұрын
Please! She is too funny!
@Toranaga5 жыл бұрын
AEYAYAYEEAAAAAAAAH
@Climinator-op6kh3 жыл бұрын
How can people forget the most memorable line? One line so iconic it could go up there with Ghostface's "What's your favourite scary movie?" A line that could stand side by side with the likes of "1,2,3! Ready or not here comes Freddy!" from Nightmare On Elm Street. That's right I'm talking about the line when Night Killer calls pound store Sarah Connor and says "I can't wait five minutes...I'm too horny Mrs Beck..." 😂🤣 That is such a ridiculous motive it should be in every hilarocity video opening! 😂🤣
@BrookeEvangelineWinter2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@duchessarcher665 жыл бұрын
When she told the guy to flush his clothing who else thought to themselves... 'but that would over flow the toilet.'
@llLittleNicky5 жыл бұрын
I was seriously hoping they made them actually flush because that would have been fucking funny
@haroldb1856 Жыл бұрын
At the end of the scene, I was relieved to see that his clothing was still in the bowl.
@mckill857 ай бұрын
Triggered 😂😂
@gemmahamilton25655 жыл бұрын
"i got molested in the little boys room!" 😂😂😂😂 i can't cope. I need to see this film so bad!!!
@Femboy874 жыл бұрын
13:55 that moment killed me along with Chris's reaction :D
@MR3DDev5 жыл бұрын
When a movie just doesn’t work: Is never gonna wan
@l3wdlemon7085 жыл бұрын
I'll go giddur
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
@TechYK When a movie doesn’t work, I just get some 17:07
@hutchhound37885 жыл бұрын
Syreeenge!
@gmantov5 жыл бұрын
muh pants??
@lone17wolf5 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, Hilariocity might actually be my favorite KZbin series. Keep up the good work Chris!!!
@CzarsSalad5 жыл бұрын
mine too... better than his A+ series
@maskedvalerian10955 жыл бұрын
Have you seen BOTW by RLM? That might be right up your alley.
@southernbellereviews59205 жыл бұрын
Watch fanboy flicks......so funny
@Justmyhandle5 жыл бұрын
7:57- "I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples, telling ourselves to have a good day." *-Chris Stuckman, 2019*
@kenrickkahn5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@moirakizito48285 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀🤣
@Dekead19304 жыл бұрын
Director of Troll 2? We’re in legendary territory
@robynspengler30784 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else noticed that everyone's pupils in this are FREAKING HUGE? These people were on the good shit.
@jasonbolding34813 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised, that's what happened in Trolls 2.
@jrmbayne3 жыл бұрын
Because it was filmed at night
@seamonkey58945 жыл бұрын
"Fried Chicken and French Fries!" He sounds like the action narrator from SpongeBob 😂
@prestonwhite15455 жыл бұрын
Chris: Guys I’m not sure your ready for this one. Me: This will be good.
@prestonwhite15455 жыл бұрын
Andy Salter ok I’m sorry 😐 I was just trying to be funny
@prestonwhite15455 жыл бұрын
Andy Salter it’s fine
@prestonwhite15455 жыл бұрын
@See It 2wice I couldn’t agree more
@fredxavier855 жыл бұрын
*you're
@geowiz94365 жыл бұрын
@Andy Salter I really hate the "No one: Absolutely no one: Disney: let's make a Live-Action Lion King", or whatever the heck the property and company are! That garbage is so annoying, and I see it 24/7!
@ovaryacted5 жыл бұрын
So, I’ve been reading the comments and seeing the “little boys’ room” remark, but I just got to it in the video, and it’s so much more than I could’ve imagined.
@aronh.78635 жыл бұрын
Lmao, same for me. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
@mckaylarosej70095 жыл бұрын
Me too! I don't expect that delivery with it 😆
@jonsprong18424 жыл бұрын
Plus him saying it in blue panties
@idontknowher86985 жыл бұрын
"I think more of us should stand in front of mirrors caressing our nipples and telling ourselves to have a good day" Sounds like a great advice to me
@DVAcme4 жыл бұрын
The guy who she forces to take off his clothes is played by Peter Hooten, who played Doctor Strange in the 70's made-for-TV movie. No bullshit.
@garyking19864 жыл бұрын
Let’s remake this film with Benedict Cumberbatch
@garyking19864 жыл бұрын
LoyalT1987 No, remake Night Killer with Cumberbatch
@anthonymunn86333 жыл бұрын
You can imagine,after "Strange", thinking to himself,"It's all uphill from here!"
@Saltyaf383 жыл бұрын
He looks like he could play doctor strange.
@e.t46353 жыл бұрын
@@Saltyaf38 he did play dr strange
@timowens19895 жыл бұрын
As bad as these actors are, just imagine the ones who didn't get the part.....
@thumperjdm5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, you didn't get the part. But, go down the street and talk to Tommy Wiseau."
@dragonball31665 жыл бұрын
Look at old western movies
@jacksummerfield81435 жыл бұрын
dragonball3166 the hell is wrong with you saying the good the bad and the ugly is a western film and your saying it’s shit go fuck yourself
@paulsmith31285 жыл бұрын
@@dragonball3166 Ikr they are atrocious.
@MeatisMagic2565 жыл бұрын
They were probably better actors, but weren't willing to work for nothing except free 'craft services', which was when the director when to Dunkin Donuts.
@AnEverydayGamer5 жыл бұрын
Chris was right, we weren't ready.
@YeffRamos5 жыл бұрын
i havent laughed this hard since Samurai Cop's hospital scene!
@BriGuyIT5 жыл бұрын
Or at Chris reacting to it. "Fried chicken and French fries!" is the dentist office scene of this decade.
@liriodendronlasianthus3 жыл бұрын
"Are you circumsized?" 😏
@SyedAhmed-el5dc3 жыл бұрын
"This black gift"
@crockett8883 жыл бұрын
“Hey wait a minute” 😂😂😂😂
@deadxdreadxpunk60914 жыл бұрын
The little boys room line and the way he ran off made me scream with so much laughter, I woke up my parents 🤣
@Paelmoon5 жыл бұрын
I dont remember the 90's looking so much like the late 70's, early 80's.
@bellalegosi835 жыл бұрын
1990-1992 still had late 80's fashion. Espcially movies that were a shoe-in for UP All Night on TNT......Gilbert Godfry or Elvira used to host. Like the movie where there is a killer and at the end you find out its a fucking siamese twin in a dudes stomach that takes him over? lol imagine my surprise when I saw the TMNT cartoons.
@AdamIsailovic5 жыл бұрын
Probably becuase T2 was in 1991, so you remember that, and not anything else :D
@Atlantafan215 жыл бұрын
This honestly looks like early 70s.
@fmt94285 жыл бұрын
@@Atlantafan21 I don't think you ever saw anything from the early 70s...!
@thatannacat60515 жыл бұрын
I GOT M O L E S T E D IN THE LIL BOYS ROOM
@Kenny-wr3ky5 жыл бұрын
I'M TOO HORNY!
@QuothTheRavenclaw115 жыл бұрын
MUH PANTS?!
@jamesduncan67295 жыл бұрын
Friiiieeed chickeeeeen and french friiiiies!
@kenrickkahn5 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to interview this guy..
@darthcinema42623 жыл бұрын
Barbiturates!
@zodayn5 жыл бұрын
When she said go rehearse this without me it really sounded like she was talking to the set.
@mitchellgeorge60315 жыл бұрын
Zodayn I guarantee you that’s what happened.
@lunabearsong20435 жыл бұрын
Or it was one long take, and she couldn't remember her lines but they kept rolling.
@kenrickkahn5 жыл бұрын
She though the director was going to say cut knowing she messed up her lines but he didn't so she kept talking.. I think that what happened! I promise that what happened..
@Jayden000115 жыл бұрын
well if thats the case, shes the best actor in the movie lol
@goprojoe74495 жыл бұрын
The director is an Italian money launderer which is why he never uses his real name in his movies. It couldn't be more obvious that nobody took this film seriously.
@cannibalbunnygirl5 жыл бұрын
Any proof? Not being a dick, I'm curious.
@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol85654 жыл бұрын
I am also curious if that's true, or you're just joking.
"The toilet's full of shit, like you." Hilarious punchline.
@mrshadow45655 жыл бұрын
That last scene with the daughter putting on the mask gave me serious Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask vibes...
@edjavas4 жыл бұрын
Probably an inspiration for Stein. THM came out in the 90's
@arragotus11624 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Alfaro the inspiration for the haunted mask was based on when Stine’s son put on a mask and it got stuck on his head.
@VegimorphtheMovieBoy2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@raam7262 жыл бұрын
@@arragotus1162 the most classic haunted mask getting stuck on face tale is onibaba. So it maybe a combination of things.
@Climinator-op6kh2 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how the killer can hardly see through the mask eyeholes? Lol.
@TaylorPie945 жыл бұрын
A 31 minute HILARIOCITY??!!! It's been so long, Chris!!
@TheEternalOuroboros5 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best Hilariousity reviews Chris has done.
@sourav85705 жыл бұрын
He protecc He atacc But most importantly he love Melanie Beck
@jennyk97482 жыл бұрын
I know you don't want to make these videos anymore, and I understand why, but watching this again reminds me of how much I loved these! This one in particular was a fave of my son and I- we genuinely belly laughed every time!
@BrookeEvangelineWinter2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why 😭😭😭 I wish he would treat us at least sparingly to the gloriousness that is Hilariocity Reviews. He can't just give us such a magical gift only to take it away forever. ***makes the noises of the dance instructor***🤣
@kaih.47895 жыл бұрын
“She’s been laid by everything in a 50 mile radius” I can’t lmao 🤣 this is unbelievable that this is real 🤦🏽♀️
@afroditesis47385 жыл бұрын
Megaton Rotten Mouth Hi incel🤗
@afroditesis47385 жыл бұрын
Megaton Rotten Mouth How's life, other than miserable?
@rocketyak40145 жыл бұрын
@Megaton Rotten Mouth My guy, sometimes, I wish that, you know, the world was simple. But I have learnt in the 5 days since I was born that life is the meaning you give it. Words only carry the message you see in them. In this brief time where I have got to meet you and stop and think; it really has helped me think on communication. None of the things I will say have any impact to you and vice versa, yet the things were still said.
@nickyblue48664 жыл бұрын
Lmao you guys are fighting over a whore in a fictional movie
@worthyedge93074 жыл бұрын
@Megaton Rotten Mouth **breathes in** I N C E L
@sravankumar73245 жыл бұрын
Writer : how weird do you want this? Producer : yes
@nateds73265 жыл бұрын
chris: "and the one he used for troll 2" Me: *oh this is gonna be a juicy one*
@mcpaully0034 жыл бұрын
Omg. The “Muh pants?” Ending👏 we love ya Chris
@lamenamethefirst4 жыл бұрын
This is genius. That beach scene made me more uncomfortable than the entirety of A Clockwork Orange without any nudity or violence.
@mnif001 Жыл бұрын
the upbeat music mixed with the gagging sounds just makes the scene even more unhinged lmao
@ShayP765 жыл бұрын
So this clearly was originally supposed to be a porn film that they turned into a horror movie
@FeelingFitFabFun5 жыл бұрын
Yea, that's what I thought! Lol
@makaleta74665 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was some type of wierd scheme to get sex. I don't know, it looks suspicious and creepy. 😖 ... I think I watch too much criminal investigation.🤔
@GasmaskAvenger5 жыл бұрын
More like Claudio Fragasso's attempt at an artsy Ingmar Bergman style thriller gone hilariously awry.
@BennyValdesMusic5 жыл бұрын
Chris this is one of your greatest hits Hilariocities EVER. I was laughing throughout your entire video. Great video man!!!!!😅🤣
@themusicaljunkie373 жыл бұрын
The ending with the little girl putting on the mask and saying, "im back" and then the credits roll made me laugh out loud.
@eddead42352 жыл бұрын
He stopped doing
@FeelingFitFabFun5 жыл бұрын
From the clips that you showed... that’s some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen.
@Cptking2355 жыл бұрын
csauls Same.... not even some of the worst. This is quite literally THE worst acting I’ve ever seen
@raam7265 жыл бұрын
Kris Stovall really? Never seen a neil breen film huh?
@JacobLucasSorenson5 жыл бұрын
The room and troll 2 are way worse
@Xarviz5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen samurai cop? 😱
@dice63385 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@latch785 жыл бұрын
He punched a hole through the aerobics instructor but when she fell over the balcony, there was no hole in her back. She must have wolverine esque healing abilities.
@420gaiden4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Chris gets up slowly and walks away and mutters to himself. “I i I don’t know. I just can’t..” lol that is great stuff. I laugh every time.
@gnosis62035 жыл бұрын
This was... absolutely incredible. I nearly passed out laughing not only at every shown scene.. but your reactions were on point. A+
@HavetheLambsStoppedScreaming5 жыл бұрын
The director of Troll 2: I’m gonna make another movie called “Night Killer”. His family and friends: NO! DON’T DO IT! THE PEOPLE!
@mitchellgeorge60315 жыл бұрын
Michelle Marie Quality reference
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
Nice Superman IV: The Quest for Suck reference
@1112-m6p5 жыл бұрын
YES! Finally a new hilariocity review!!
@siriush1005 жыл бұрын
The Fanatic wasn't that long ago and it was FANTASTIC!!!
@bighuge10604 жыл бұрын
That first scene threw me. The rant seemed authentically real by the actress for perhaps three seconds before it became a masterclass in bad acting. Then came the lady at 22:25 and THAT lovely bit of "acting". And then there's the guys' acting. The man behind the mask looked like Andrew Stevens by way of Andrew Robinson.
@TBH-nu2so4 жыл бұрын
The little titles add so much to this video. I couldn't stop cracking up. Thank you, Chris.
@titikshachakraborty90945 жыл бұрын
This entire film is about two creepers trying to out creep each other.
@enigmaskull34954 жыл бұрын
Alternative name for the movie: *Creep The Creep Out*
@Never_heart4 жыл бұрын
The problem is that description sounds actually amazing. Like 2 Scoody Doo villians in a wager to scare people the most but here it is just confused pain
@uncannyvalley23504 жыл бұрын
The mask guy was his wingman
@kafkastiles5 жыл бұрын
"Chris... you wanna watch a movie?" -Actual Someone, 2019
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
"I did not hit her. I did noooot. Oh. Trick or Treat, Mark."
@sara.rae085 жыл бұрын
Why is the bathroom hustler so sweaty in almost every scene?
@seroquelz4 жыл бұрын
Hustlin is hard work.
@vinceg.69874 жыл бұрын
Too much fried chicken? lol
@benedictjajo4 жыл бұрын
Because he thought he was gonna be in a porn scene but the director changed his mind halfway and he was desperately trying to control his boner because he took a couple of viagra before the scene. That is why he is sweaty.
@jackjaws4 жыл бұрын
“No cussing” cracks me up. I want to quote it all the time but nobody I know would get it
@NikiaBella105 жыл бұрын
This was a porn then they decided to change their minds 😭
@DanteYewToob5 жыл бұрын
That scene on the beach was like... suuuper uncomfortable lol I've helped girls puke before and... I didn't do it... like.. _that._ lol You don't mount someone from behind like you're preparing to pile drive them, to help them and comfort them while they puke. W.T.Actual.F. lol
@nejdalej5 жыл бұрын
I know right? Like take her to a hospital for fucks sake.
@MrZerothejedi5 жыл бұрын
That seemed more like a rape scene x.x
@trevordurhan93525 жыл бұрын
It really does look like he's blowing that back out 😂
@MoodyScorpio5 жыл бұрын
danteelite If this was reddit, I’d give this gold.
@aaronfannin89714 жыл бұрын
The best part was the happy, uplifting music in the background the whole time.
@mrflipperinvader79225 жыл бұрын
2:00 God we NEED a blu ray collection update...please chris, I know you have lots of cool shit
@reecespicer20285 жыл бұрын
Yeah, TheFlickPick managed his so now it's Chris' turn
@steveforsyth72695 жыл бұрын
It's convenient that everytime he stabs someone there is a slit in their clothing so he knows where to stab
@mckill854 жыл бұрын
The bit in the hotel room when she pulls the gun on him and he's like "Not again!" And the face he pulls...lmfao 😂😂
@ladydeath44375 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna giddur" Da fuq?!😂😂😂
@purplecure63304 жыл бұрын
You knowww!! Giddur 😏
@TheBraunMachine20114 жыл бұрын
LMAO, I think she actually said "I'm gonna get her.", her being the Elizabeth character she mentions soon after. She messed up because she was supposed to say "I'm gonna get Elizabeth." She caught herself after she flubbed the lines from 3:34 & onwards lol, she said: "It's never gonna go on.", I'm guessing she meant this scene they're in, she thought the director would cut but since he didn't, she's just ad-libbing awkwardly until he does lol. Like Chris said, it seems like they just kept an outtake in the movie.
@nananderson72595 жыл бұрын
"Right here, this is where the movie gets absurd.." *GETS?????*
@Wasyashock5 жыл бұрын
"...We have one more twist to reveal" *cuts to guy diving through a window in slow-mo* I died
@jrlaps5214 жыл бұрын
It’s not even a window, it’s the front door 😂
@Climinator-op6kh2 жыл бұрын
Apparently that actor went to the Father Ted's Father Jack's School Of Jumping Through Windows And Doors Acting.😂🤣
@MasterHayate5 жыл бұрын
The epic 80s music while it zooms in on her heaving up the pills... Was this secretly made by Neil Breen?
@mckill854 жыл бұрын
The guy should have said "I can't believe you tried to commit suicide...I cannot believe you tried to commit suicide!"
@alexdavid33394 жыл бұрын
Me and my Flatmates have made a Night Killer Drinking Game: Take One Drink: -If you laugh -When "Melanie Beck" is said -When you see a nipple -When Melanie's Costume Changes -When there is a blatant continuity error -When a telephone is put down -When ever there is a news report -Everytime "Fried Chicken" is said -When ever a hand goes through someone -When ever you can't understand what the dance instructor is saying -There is an awkward zoom in -The music does not fit the scene -When ever someone hurts Melanie Beck Take Five Drinks: -If someone is molested in the little boys room You will be hospital by the end of the film.
@enigmaskull34955 жыл бұрын
This feels like a movie for Sexual Offenderman.
@MikeHudspeth5 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification for this video and excitedly screeched “YES!” like a little school girl
@adhvithnambiar88985 жыл бұрын
Chris you're the best film reviewer that ever existed man!! You have an amazing sense of humour and great taste too!
@molin15 жыл бұрын
I'll admit I looked up an image of that mirror scene and I have no regrets about my life choices.
@Shad0wchasers14 жыл бұрын
Missed Opportunity: Didn't point out Peter Hooten (Axel) was the guy who played Dr. Strange in the 1978 TV movie. :) "Mah pants!?"
@AllisonMiller305 жыл бұрын
This whole movie makes me uncomfortable.
@RDSArcade5 жыл бұрын
Then it did its job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@craw_daddy975 жыл бұрын
Every hilariocity review has prepared me for this moment
@Axolotl_Mischief5 жыл бұрын
30 years of MST3K fandom prepared me and then some. I'm well-seasoned when it comes to shitty movies 👍
@yasinradee5 жыл бұрын
😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't. "I can tandle him!"😩😂😂 "This time the balls in my caaawt!"🤣🤣 Damn I really wanna see this now😂😂 "Fried chicken and french fries!"🤣
@samuelward11485 жыл бұрын
Muh pants?
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
I can't believe these actors never got nominated for any awards... Shame on you Hollywood.
@Galantski5 жыл бұрын
_"Fried chicken and French fries!"_ Where is Sid Haig (RIP) when you need him? 27:18 And for that matter, Sherry Moon Zombie? 28:25
@Timelord0075 жыл бұрын
This film makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane. Awesome hilarious review Chris,
@ryancarrillo35245 жыл бұрын
After he jumped through the window, he shot the revolver 7 times.
@BlackSnoopi5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed
@g.nshooter97365 жыл бұрын
Plus that stunt double looked nothing like him.
@selfsacrafice5 жыл бұрын
"I have nothing more to say to you but DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE!" Melanie? Melanie? MELANIE???!!!
@EdwardOberon5 жыл бұрын
"B A R B I T U R A T E S !"
@AE-su4wq5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Day Lewis has nothing on that weird stalker’s performance .
@BerserkPublishing5 жыл бұрын
"1980s porn music." The first two thoughts in my mind. First, how do you know that? Second, why does it also sound like 90s Seinfeld music?
@snesguy91765 жыл бұрын
You've never watched old porn? Shit's funny. I have the debbie does dallas collection on dvd somewhere. We used to play old porn in the backround while we drank and carried on when I was younger. All those mustaches, mega bushes, bad acting and porn music
@TheMisleduser5 жыл бұрын
man I lived through the 80s and I dont remember them being this weird. I also dont remember KFC serving regular french fries.
@shelfdefence11124 жыл бұрын
I don't remember KFC selling edible food either.
@stephiiiless4 жыл бұрын
The Only time I've ever seen that is when the KFC is split with an A&W (which is actually the best tbh, to be able to mix and match KFC and A&W, I will drive further just to go to that one so I don't just go to a old boring regular kfc. Then get the kfc popcorn chicken and then the bomb French fries that a&w have and mix or match) But other then that If its just a KFC I only recall they just had the jojo's (potato wedges) But who knows lol I do know that different franchises at times carry different items. But haha who knows 🤣🤣 and here I am writing a long comment about kfc and French fries Because of this stupid movie. L0L.
@Pizzaguy9754 жыл бұрын
They do now but I wasn't alive in the 80s so I wouldn't know
@TheUltraGamer205 жыл бұрын
This...This is officially the greatest slasher movie of all time. *Fite me*
@afroditesis47385 жыл бұрын
ultra gamer20 I'll fight you about your spelling, that's about it.
@RDSArcade5 жыл бұрын
@@afroditesis4738 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mitchprather57232 жыл бұрын
Hey Chris, Red Letter Media just included this movie as part of their 2022 Spooktacular, and the entire time watching that portion I was thinking, "They've already done this, is this a prank? Where have I seen this before?" Nope, Stuckmann did it 3 years ago. Good job, sir.
@snaek292 жыл бұрын
Finally, now I finally know what that intro of your Hilariocity review comes from "Trolls 2". I had no idea and it's been bugging me for ages not knowing what it was...
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo92635 жыл бұрын
Never even heard of this. I guess Chris is more cultured than I am.
@kentchu89555 жыл бұрын
i can see margot robbie and matthew mcconaughey reboot this movie 😂😂😂
@snatchadams694 жыл бұрын
With the same energy too
@nealmaxwell7904 жыл бұрын
Alright alright alright, fried chicken and French fries
@positiveecho3264 жыл бұрын
Oh plz!! That would be amazing.
@route77productions4 жыл бұрын
Directed by Edgar Wright. I'd so totally see that
@Gideon133974 жыл бұрын
Harley Quinn and Vilmer Slaughter 😁
@antfromtashkent16475 жыл бұрын
This is going to be my date movie forever until I find the right person to spend my life with.
@ricksanchez88525 жыл бұрын
Everyone in my Spanish class hates me because I kept laughing thinking about “I got molested in the little boys room”
@ryeguygaming40495 жыл бұрын
Im so glad you are doing these Hilariocity Reviews still! Made me sad awhile back when you said you were done with these. Keep up the great work!
@thatboooiiiiyo5 жыл бұрын
Part of this movie have to be added to the Hilariousity intro.