Hamlet 2: A Matty's Patty's Tale | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 12

TODAY IS THE DAY MY BEAUTIFUL FREAKS ITS THE SEASON FINALE OF JUST A DASH!!!!! WE DID IT!!! WE MADE A SHOW AND YOU GUYS MY FANS FOLLOWERS LIKERS WATCHERS SHARERS SUBBYS THUMBS UPS LIKED IT LOVED IT AND MAYBE EVEN SOME HATED IT AND THATS OK! I REALLY WANT TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I MADE THIS SHOW NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I MADE THIS SHOW WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE DID THE BEST WE COULD AND NOW WE GET TO MAKE A NEW SEASON AND MAKE IT BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST AND I PROMISE ITLL BE EVEN BETTER BUT THIS SHOW IS THE BEST COOKING SHOW EVER MADE AND THATS BECAUSE WE MADE IT FOR YOU BY FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! THANK YOU TORT! THANK YOU MICHELLE! THANK YOU CAMERA BEN! THANK YOU FUCKIN SOUNDGUY! AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOSH AND EVERYONE APPLESTONE MEAT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR BELIEVING AND BEING MY FIRST EVER SPONSOR THANK YOU! SEASON TWO OF JUST A DASH WILL AIR IN MAY! UNTIL THEN GO WATCH @benny blanco AND MY NEW SHOW EAT OUT AMERICA! MARCH 9! ON HIS KZbin CHANNEL! I LOVE ALL YALL SO MUCH!!!!!
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MATTY'S PATTY'S RECIPE
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 lbs medium ground beef
1 cup yellow mustard
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup ketchup
2 tbsp diced pickle
1/2 cup diced white onion
8 slices American cheese
4 Martin’s Potato rolls, toasted
DIRECTIONS:
1. Divide meat into 8 equal portions. Roll each portion into a ball. Place in refrigerator for a minimum of 30 minutes.
2. Meanwhile make Matty’s Patty’s sauce by mixing mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, and onion in a bowl
3. Heat a cast-iron pan over medium-high. Place two meatballs in the pan. Immediately flatten using a hamburger press or metal spatula to form two thin patties. Season patties with salt and pepper. Cook patties until brown, about 30 seconds per side. Place one piece of cheese on each patty.
4. Place one patty on the bottom bun, spoon sauce over patty then layer on the second patty and top bun. Repeat with the remaining ingredients.
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[@Iwrockandwroll]

this episode’s ratio: 25% screaming, 25% cooking, 50% mustard

[@andy_3102]

Katia Martinez this comment hasn’t gotten the recognition it deserves 😂

[@nocount4339]

🤣🤣🤣

[@backerj11]

This comment is MONEY!

[@andrebanville2343]

🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘

[@krostt]

you forgot to add the 65% cocaine ratio to the recipe tho

[@tinyrobotgrrl]

The person in charge of music on this episode made some genius decisions.

[@destroya21]

Him defending himself (and sauce) with that somber chamber music and Michelle cackling is surreal

[@briannemenzo4392]

Underrated

[@caitlynmo]

Was thinking this too!

[@organicgrains]

A lot of the samples reminded me of Always Sunny soundtracks, which really fits perfectly.

[@atrolololop]

the person in charge of dressing matty on this episode really made some genius decisions....style icon

[@techno.drew_]

This man literally just made a double cheeseburger and the editor turned it into a dramatic masterpiece

[@Fake_G-Ramsay]

Right? Just found him off vice cooking channel, and this guy is hilarious.

[@loganyoungberg4774]

This dude literally having moonlight sonata play while he makes a burger sauce. Legendary

[@micahfry89]

Most cooking shows lean into the relaxing nature of cooking. This show stands on the edge of the cliff of anxiety and chaos... and then jumps. I'm here for it.

[@stadik5770]

420th like

[@thebigh4752]

Take my hand. I'll come with you.

[@dustinaskew1757]

Exactly, I like getting jump scared by my cooking shows.

[@valerieberseth2547]

and yet somehow it's so relaxing to me... how?

[@joeyeoman5643]

i went to humber with this guy he is 100 p legit bros

[@_MrTrue]

This has been less of a cooking show and more of a psychological character study. And I think that's beautiful.

[@absolute42zero76]

@ryan williams why did you watch the whole video?

[@tiffems]

Same

[@dgstruzyk]

I spent an entire year cooking burgers 3 times a week, tweaking and perfecting. I came to almost the exact conclusion as Matty. Smash burger, simple sauce, processed cheese, cheap bun. I can assure you that this is the most comforting burger possible. It wraps you in love.

[@rdavis787]

Totally agree. Yellow American is the best cheese for a burger. This is a hill I will die on.

[@vitaly6312]

I came up with almost the same thought except mine was closer to an Oklahoma onion burger. I could use one of those right now.

[@TheDondoran]

It was probably only once a week for me, but I did something similar. And, yeah, same conclusion. Thankfully all it takes to convince someone is just to make it for them.

[@Noalpratap3849]

I think every one should know that I have a playlist called “depression executor” containing all the videos by matty matheson. Love this guy.

[@jared_quackenbush]

Bro. The same! When I'm down. I turn to just a dash!

[@WhitefoxSpace]

Matty laughing at his own belly jiggle gives my life meaning.

[@chrisjames7089]

next title: Belly Dancing Lessons With Matty Matheson

[@shawnm7246]

The snake was dancing

[@myristicanz]

Whitefox I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@CornPuff]

Um....,? Matty? Are you okay? If this is sober Matty, I’m all about it. Just be safe. Losing you would absolutely break me.

[@clickreportifyouareacrybab5942]

Glad it's giving someone life because this guy will be dead by age 50 at the rate he is going.

[@grantschmidt5658]

*Matty’s wife enters* *label her as “earplug tester”*

[@JamesOrr81]

Yo, if you were married to matty for like 6 years, you'd probably be partially deaf too.

[@birthgravy]

His wife isn't anywhere in this video. That's Michelle

[@grantschmidt5658]

neberyx ayo 6:15. Also. Don’t question me I’m always right okay? Ok. Thanks

[@Lifter976]

@@birthgravy 6:05

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

neberyx bro seriously?!

[@Goodknowledge4522]

0:14 “I love myself today. Not like yesterday. I’m cool. I’m cruel. I’m gonna be okay.” Hits head. Instantly not okay.

[@gavrilgavrilov1079]

"Trisha: Earplug tester" I don't think I've belly-laughed like this since I saw Airplane! as a kid :) Dear God in Heaven, please protect Matty, Trisha, their entire family, Michelle, Sound Guy and the whole crew behind this wonderful show.

[@Coentjemons]

Fuck camera B

[@RedBeard1620]

Don't forget Master Rang...and even Camera B, I guess lol with his fuckin vape like a "mouth fedora". I say that when I have what I think is the exact same vape lol

[@mmiirrnnnaaa]

matty's wife: literally an angel from heaven matty: 👹

[@Aleph-Noll]

haha so true

[@hearDJK]

20:40 🤣🤣

[@birthgravy]

That's not his wife, that's Michelle.

[@Shoubu22]

@@birthgravy Trisha is his wife, gave him chocolates.

[@htx_titos4641]

Calalang the background music

[@monographicmonologues]

The editor of this show is a god damn legend

[@quentinorsoni]

Man ... Music/ cuts/ effects legendary

[@remytaveras6796]

18:40 he said all him. This show is 90% Matty, 10% mustard.

[@TheHangmansJoke]

@@remytaveras6796 50% mustard, 25% mustard...

[@mon6745]

Yeah- this is some Hunzie level shit

[@kismetology8031]

try brad leone's videos. thank me later.

[@colinedgar6742]

I actually use this "Matty's Patties" sauce most times I make a burger now and it's really good. The fact that mustard is so dominant in the ratio seemed strange to me when watching the video, but having deviated from it a couple times to experiment I can say: he has it right.

[@malmn]

He clearly nailed the ratio.

[@ProSimex84]

I feel like I would switch the mustard and mayo ratios, but who the fuck am i to disagree with him

[@cas9343]

It's just the way of burger sauces, premade sauce mixing just does it.

[@audibleseekz]

Had the burger at Matty's Patties in Toronto and that mustard is stttttrong boy! If you like the taste of sour nothing to dominate your buds then this is the ticket!

[@SomeBlackDude26]

@@ProSimex84 I agree l. 50% mayo, 25% Ketchup, 25% mustard. That's my ratio and I love mustard.

[@frsm_]

this is literally the best cooking show ever! rewatching this the second time! We need more Just a Dash!

[@sepul2rapb459]

His belly jiggling had me in tears.

[@d-lo3055]

Same here lmao

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

It was kinda cute 🤣

[@lachyfeeney6375]

Same. So good. LOL

[@stephenmerkle7878]

I'm on the train and people probably think I'm mental from how are I was laughing lol

[@TheFloatingBartender]

same im fucking dead

[@joetierney2]

One of the best parts was when the camera guy started crying laughing over Matty’s belly jiggling while stirring

[@JollyGreenGreg]

Joe T the best part was when I started crying laughing over Matty’s belly juggling while stirring lol

[@lonestaronestar1845]

Camera guy b is my new favorite person on the show besides mattys belly 😂

[@nickscharby7178]

DUDEEE lmfao the sound effect BrOKE me more than once 👏

[@TorigodHamster]

"I don't have a scale cause I'm fuckin perfect" can be interpreted multiple ways, all of them correct.

[@elizabethfoley7797]

Sitting here at Matty's Patty's Toronto! And let me tell ya, the vibe is exactly what I expect! Super loud 90s bops, and the most delicious burger! I thought it would be basic and plain, but honestly, it's unreal! 10/10 would come again!

[@jean-francoisr.3506]

need one in montreal pls.....

[@skraegorn7317]

This is like a cooking show that would air on Adult Swim

[@generaliserad]

@@somethingelseishere Tim Heidecker would have been proud of that saus, Pitzman's Mustard is mandatory though. It's Tim's Kitchen Tips approved.

[@smoothpickle]

This is the most accurate description of this show I've ever heard.

[@timma_thy]

Eric Andre vibes for me.

[@misterturkturkle]

Who

[@misterturkturkle]

@@somethingelseishere reported fpr repulsive content

[@curtishanson971]

This is THE funniest episode i have ever seen. I almost shut it off when the belly was jiggling because i couldn't see or hear from laughing!

[@thecarlob_007]

Curtis Hanson I couldn’t agree more

[@htx_titos4641]

Same here 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Amouthfulofsin220]

Stone cold classic. It's my emotional support controlled chaos cooking video.

[@trailgagers6565]

Matty Matheson has reinvented the way a cooking show is filmed. I hope know one else tries to do it like this. Matty could not be replaced by any one funnier for this role.

[@OkitaNamikaze]

Me: my belly is showing i should probably wear a long t shirt Matty: (pops out the back with his shirt wide open showing his glorious giant belly ) I'M MATTY MATHESON AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE BURGER'S!!

[@ZackThrasher4545]

I read that in his voice LMAO 😂

[@xorinoa]

Peak LL Cool J

[@calebb4782]

8:15 matty already said it.

[@PetitOiseau13]

“I love myself today…🎵🎵” Yes! You go, man

[@kevinwallace9296]

Matty: These chocolates are terrible. Also Matty: Tries to eat the whole box at once.

[@monoxidechild6161]

😂😂😂😂

[@sp10sn]

emotional eaters. that's how we do

[@johnnywhiteshoe]

don't attack us like that how dare you

[@Mellowcanuck33]

There is shame being dealt with here. Everyone processes differently.

[@ChipMunky]

you don't get a body like that by NOT eating a whole box of chocolates at once

[@CANIHAZURDREAMSPLS]

Who ever chose the music for this episode is a genius

[@Dominick32x]

I love how professional Matty is.

[@mikaears6787]

Every time I see Matty show up on camera I appreciate his style more and more.

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

I love him but he needs to exercise so he'll be with us in 20 years.

[@organicgrains]

Right, that Canadian swagger m8

[@godslemons442]

I never comment. Ever. But everyone needs to know. This is the best cooking show I've ever seen.

[@chrisnemat]

would you like a gold star?

[@bullit4x]

You’re right. You shouldn’t comment. No one cares. Kook

[@venturehavencreations9340]

Nature_slayer lol imagine being so full of hate you have to put someone down who wanted to share their opinion😭 hope your life is going okay bud

[@bullit4x]

Andy Grant my life is amazing Andy. Thanks for asking.

[@castrocapone9365]

Love this guy him and acting Bronson should do a show

[@emillkim13]

I love MM and Just a Dash. It's like watching someone who's thoughts I can read (because he tells me all of them). Love you guys

[@RedBeard1620]

I love Marty Martenson too, he's so chill and calm lol

[@sebastianwittenkamp2738]

This episode really stands out. Amazing work by the editor…not easy to channel the raw madness, the cyclone of chaos, that is Matty.

[@daneo]

Can we praise the MUSIC guy for a second? I've watched every single episode as they come out and I def think it's the music selection and editing that really makes this show. Thumbs up if you agree.

[@thenaughtygemini]

i literally cannot remember this piece which is its fucking me up

[@hunkenbunken7578]

@@thenaughtygeminiunfortuanetly, same

[@overkill38]

@@thenaughtygemini Some of its The Swan by Saint-Saëns and the end is Claire de lune by Debussy

[@lieutenantwalrus860]

thenaughtygemini Another one of the compositions is called Skater’s Waltz

[@hunkenbunken7578]

@@lieutenantwalrus860 yea, and the one playing while hes mixing the sauce is the aquarium by Camille Saint-Saëns

[@DanDunfordRSM]

He is literally the only "yelly" KZbinr I can handle, and I love him so

[@muemamuema8020]

Check out donut media

[@TheEowli]

@@muemamuema8020 donut media sucks, not much original content as most of their series are stolen from others especially hoonigan and a lot of misinformation in general in most of their vids.

[@muemamuema8020]

@@TheEowli still entertaining none the less

[@sbFreakinxRican]

Doctor Douchette

[@andreahighsides7756]

DanDunfordRSM I wish he yelled less tbh

[@YoshiPipez]

Matty laughing at his own belly is iconic

[@jazhar1111]

I just pray to God that phallic incense holder was just an oversight, but after this episode there is no way to be sure.

[@pmajorruf]

Just wait til you see the boob salt and pepper shakers!

[@georgepierro1869]

I made 3 gallons of Mattys sauce and I'm currently rubbing it all over my body.

[@misterturkturkle]

No

[@chinqlinq89]

In-n-Out spread

[@TheFloatingBartender]

hahahahahahahahaha

[@georgepierro1869]

@@misterturkturkle yes

[@mrblue2715]

yes

[@szymonrocks]

21 minutes of Matty running around shirtless, screaming at his mic guy, mixing ketchup with mustard and calling it “sauce” and then having him regurgitate his wife’s shitty chocolate. Yes.

[@ViciousTuna2012]

Mixing mustard with ketchup is a sauce tho.

[@SeeCeeInc]

Best one yet brah

[@H44nz]

@@ViciousTuna2012 its not, maybe for trash people.

[@TheAlohabrudda]

Excellent tv

[@nachoabstract]

Is it pitzmans mustard tho?

[@stevelantz4460]

Everyone needs a guy like matty in their life.

[@terrihickman1823]

The belly jiggle was the last straw...loosing it laughing, frm being punchy after days of shooting 😆 lmao!!!! Your fault 😂 jiggle jiggle...jiggly Matty, you did that on purpose! Cracked everyone up. ❤

[@sylviinho]

I love how this show went from a regular, pretty funny cooking show into a weird cultlike surreal cooking show about a funky looking guy, Michelle, sound guy and camera 2

[@zacharywalker1606]

His wife literally made point to say the chocolate was for EVERYONE lol

[@deathangelx1338]

Yup 6:33

[@crispyjeffers]

This is the best show on KZbin. Matty is going to single-handedly save me from holiday season oblivion.

[@squidy1298]

This video made me love Matty Matheson. I've watched it at least 20 times. There's not enough of him for this world.

[@daveschwartz5893]

Michelle and his wife look absolutely mentally exhausted and beat. Angel's the both of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love you Matty!

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

I Loveeee Sir Matheson, but the fact that you spelled "Angel" correctly is so amazing it's ridiculous. Not sure I have EVER seen angel not spelled "angle" in a KZbin comment, ever. So thank you hahaha. P.S. Congratulations on the beautiful woman you share your toilet at home with. 😄 She seems outstanding!

[@daveschwartz5893]

@@mellownessuperstar2618 Thanks man!

[@j.v.9936]

two things I know about him after this episode: 1. he can cook 2. but he doesn't care

[@marlenenickerson9388]

"I train him for fifteen years. He a good cook but all he make is hamburger. Fat boy." Paraphrased quote from master Rang.

[@TheRealSinTV]

@@marlenenickerson9388 hahahaha please link that vid

[@marlenenickerson9388]

@@TheRealSinTV i think it's from the vice series. It's available on KZbin.

[@iangordon8078]

The secret to cooking is not giving a fuck, or something else.

[@jojobeanyetta9445]

The most unhinged cooking show I have ever watched. I absolutely love it.

[@sharonc7630]

This is such an excellent episode... back to watch it for 3rd time. I made burgers tonight- and whenever I do I think of Matty, and Matty's Patties Sauce and I smile. 😁❤👍🏻

[@alittlebirdi]

Matty's sauce recipe: >50% mustard >25% mustard >25% misc. >200% jigglin'

[@jaredgibson1988]

Commence to jigglin......

[@BurgerFlippinBeast]

@@jaredgibson1988 dammit. You bastard. I literally came over here just to say that. Lol Fucking Aqua Teen.

[@mrgonzalez4583]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WTWAK]

@@jaredgibson1988 what’s the point? We’re all just gonna die anyway…

[@WTWAK]

This comment is the GOAT

[@NancysInsiderTradingTips]

“I got in my flavor canoe and traveled down the mustard river” - Matty Matheson

[@maxstorm3714]

I think he actually said he drove down there in the canoe hahaha

[@broncotrolly]

DROVE down the mustard river. thats at least 50% funnier

[@2211DarkBoy]

Saw this as he said it

[@Snerts]

I read this comment at the exact time Matty said that lol

[@Fake_G-Ramsay]

I'm not sure if he even high

[@lucasblanchard47]

I was absolutely fucking ROARING with laughter during the Matty Patty Sauce™️ construction sequence 🤣🤣🤣

[@garrettbroad4078]

Just found this guy and he’s hilarious had me crying while stirring his special sauce 😂😂

[@jamesdefferson]

Crying laughing at his belly swishing side to side 😂

[@ItsMikeArre]

And here I though the girl tattooed on his gut was giving us a show

[@Superwato]

Literally

[@marcusperry7282]

This show is about the delve into Matty's existential crisis.

[@brockthetaco8788]

Matty is by far my favorite chef/person-in-media right now. Can't stop watching these videos.

[@mattworley8642]

"I use to get really f***ed up and wash my hands!!" Hahaha best way to explain the last couple of years

[@ItsMikeArre]

I’m down here in the fkn basement to let you know Matty that you look skinny dressed just like that

[@buttonpusher3786]

Yes, same as always.

[@thesagepilgrim4441]

Hundred percent agree.

[@xCptLavenderx]

There is a severe lack of apple box sitting in this episode Matthew.

[@scarlettsimmons2108]

It’s up there with that Tim Heidecker cooking show

[@macho_burrito]

@@mattymatheson SCOOCHIN ROUND THE WORLD NIGHT AFTER NIGHT

[@NATHYMACHADOLIMA]

Scooch throne

[@visqurin]

Every ep needs a bit of scooch

[@mattruzicka5122]

There was supposed to be some, but the extreme sexiness of Matty's belly bouncing actually destroyed some film equipment, made Tore pass out and may have gotten a woman down the street pregnant.

[@benew1103]

i totally love the background music in this episode. so gorgeous. and i like matty’s belly!! it is so cute! reminds me of a babydoll i had as a child where i drew on it with markers💞

[@gabz9973]

Omg thank you! Haven't laughed so hard while craving a delicious burger in a long time🤣🤣 but low key that sauce looks great

[@bored4428]

I didn't even realize you were making cheeseburgers until like 13 minutes in.

[@ChopAndBrew]

Wait, are we actually cooking today? Hahahahaha.

[@drunkmasterchief1120]

Sameee

[@misterturkturkle]

Three

[@Crono921]

This show is literally a masterpiece.

[@ZakisHereNow]

This is the greatest thing I’ve found on KZbin… this dude is so damn funny and amazing. People need to watch this!

[@JoonVeen]

The joss stick. I can't even. The humour is so special

[@andrewgray8991]

Chef Matheson hate-eating chocolates and staring out into the snow, with Saint-Saens playing in the background, was incredibly moving. Genuine pathos. Film-making gold.

[@mileschalmers3727]

Pretty sure that was Debussy

[@patrickthefoodie553]

he´s wife decided to visit after watching the last episode

[@jamesflood7985]

Yeah that's definitely Clair de Lune by Debussy not Saint-Saëns

[@MrPhatties]

Pulitzer taking note. In all seriousness though the editing is magical here.

[@reross87]

if you know who saint-saëns is then you should absolutely know that that was not him lmfao

[@SuperNetSpyder]

Matty, I'm going through a divorce right now, and i just found out my wife stole all my tax return, and god damn if i didn't just forget about all of that and cry laughing when your belly jiggled. the world can be a dark place, thank you for brightening these 20 some odd minutes. Thumbs up, fav'd, shared on FB, You're my kitchen spirit animal Matty!

[@katrinamanansala1793]

SuperNetSpyder karma will get her done ✅

[@tvela595]

Sorry to hear that happened to you. From one internet stranger to another, I have no doubt that things will look up from here. Think about it, if she could do that do you, it doesn’t sound like you needed that lady in the first place

[@MrPhatties]

Buy her some medeocre chocolates.

[@boldbileg]

Glad Matty could cheer you up, bro.

[@tylerlandrum3]

The parts that would be edited out of most cooking shows are not only left in Just A Dash but put directly at the forefront to make this show what it is.

[@kendrick607]

Hats off to you literally had me in tears 😂 and great editing.

[@bringerofdreams]

This is simultaneously the best and worst cooking show episode of all time, and I love it.

[@lilyi7732]

#facts 😂😂😂

[@whataboutr0b]

This shit has had me laughing at 2am watching this. So amazing.

[@Alex-vi8vz]

I was thrown when he made that sauce 😂

[@zorro8410]

Bro. I fkn love this guy 🤣🤣

[@TheWNK]

lolloooloolo

[@MsENT1010]

The music in this episode was perfection. Props to whoever chose it

[@kpetrovich]

Erin Do you know who the composer was when he was sitting at his table with the incense!? My Shazam can’t find it!

[@MsENT1010]

@@kpetrovich so I know at 9:30 it was Silent Night, at around 11:00-12:00 mins, it was Carnival of the Animals: VII Aquarium by Julian Gallant, 12:30-14:45ish is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, around 15:20 is Dvorak's Humoresques No7 Op101, I don't recognize the one at 16:30 though, around 18:45-end is Debussy's Clare de Lune. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, I didn't know which scene at the table you meant!

[@MsENT1010]

Also 0:52 was the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy from the Nutcracker, 3:25 was Peer Gynt Suite No1 Op46:III, 4:30 is Carmen, Act I: Habanera, and 8:32 was a remix of Habanera.

[@kpetrovich]

Erin Thank you so much! I am working on my classical Spotify playlist ;)

[@kpetrovich]

Erin It’s the one that starts at 1:53

[@ahsleywithabeard]

Thank you for this show. It is my all time favorite cooking show.... ever.... of all time!!!!!

[@byBLC]

The editing in this episode is just on another level. I felt things I shouldn’t have felt watching this man make a burger

[@whatevsnevs7689]

Matty is basically my create-a-wrestler in WWE 2k.

[@mist8154]

"I hate this chocolate. This chocolate is not good chocolate." -Proceeds to eat the entire box by himself.

[@Cambone13]

You don't get that big throwing away gross chocolate!

[@karlagenini]

Been there, done that.

[@satan7217]

I thought you where joking holy shit

[@nanchoparty]

That's called love.

[@severinashington-nobbs7972]

That one was trash. ... That one was so good. 😂

[@terrihickman1823]

The laugh attack, had em in tears🤣 very infectious, made me laugh too. Love Matty, love the Just A DASH Crew!! Please, bring it back...my favorite JAD!!!!! I just keep going back to these epic videos, so I took the escalator down to the comment section hoping Matty will know how much JUST A DASH is missed. Sending good vibes your way ✌🍔 That sauce stir bout killed me I was laughing so hard!😂 I saw you camera B !

[@Ashwey84]

I miss just a dash, all Matty's other shows are great but this was the best. I will watch them all again lolol

[@WhitefoxSpace]

That last scene of Matty criticizing chocolate while Michelle's washing the dishes in the back is art.

[@Glosoli4]

His face when he eats the marshmallow one and says "eew" hahahahaha I fucking died

[@RavensLover1]

I’m with you on a spiritual level

[@axko007]

"I got in my flavour canoe and drove down the mustard river" this man is genius

[@lbh.1272]

I’m obsessed with this video and bought your cook book just yesterday because you seriously crack me up. Cant wait to try some recipes out. You’re awesome!

[@ballsdeepjeep]

11:53 pooh bear giggle!! Lol

[@sijkenyon]

I'm loving how surreal these have become. Less about cooking and more about a slow descent into weird madness.

[@roberthornsby3709]

True

[@kptnkaoz2203]

but thats what cooking is..

[@Phi1618033]

12 minutes in: he's ground some beef and mixed ketchup, mustard and mayo together. 9 Minutes left.

[@shua23]

Tal Moore lmfao this is the best comment I’ve ever seen.

[@_x4858]

Now that's what I call content.

[@chrisfisher646]

Matty's party's sauce is more than amazing! Thank you Matty so much for this!

[@cherylt8789]

I swear every time I see the thumbnail I just can't help but see Matty as a snail with the burger being the shell. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanbaker3158]

JESUS! You know people love Matty when, just 7 minutes after appearing online, it already has 2K views! Love you Matty!!!!!

[@foghornleghorn2823]

Hour 3, 76000 views.

[@nathanbaker3158]

Hour 16, 355 834 views.

[@davidweiss8710]

"Are you really wearing that today?"...and with that I knew this was going to be epic.

[@destroya21]

Sounding like a judgy parent and Matty was DEFINITELY go out lookin like that

[@Necrobadger]

@@mattymatheson Wear a full latex suit with a ballgag next episode.

[@chefcamsey1375]

Honestly can't get enough of anything matty does. Best chef on camera hands down 😎 also bestest chef 💪🤘☝✌✋✊👊👍👌👏

[@byronfranco6053]

All of Marty’s cooking videos and show are my favorite, finally someone that perfectly depicts how I feel in the kitchen but still able to make some delicious food for the kids and myself

[@akademikz23]

I lost my shit when his stomach started wiggling when he was stirring the sauce. Matty, my guy. You remind me of my best friend, you guys could be brothers.

[@williee2337]

reminded me of the truffle shuffle lol

[@moodyhank420]

"These are the most mediocre chocolates ever." Proceeds to eat all chocolates without sharing.

[@samliston1642]

much funny

[@olsevcan2]

Hank_Moody and then throws them all up back in the box

[@creatyve]

I love this show - really brightens up my day

[@philipstinson167]

Culinary and comedy genius! Love you Matty Mathewson!

[@trenty267]

This show becomes less and less about cooking with each episode

[@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814]

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[@wilska1184]

Reminds me of Funhaus and their GTA videos. 25% gameplay and 75% improv.

[@Ca55per]

Just a dash of cooking...

[@boldbileg]

Makes you wonder if it's a cooking show or a satirical comedy 🤔

[@TheHungryFerret]

Waiting for the peanut butter and jelly episode. It gonna be epic.

[@Mellowcanuck33]

"Have you ever been to Hawaii?" "Nope." "They wouldn't like you."

[@derekv275]

My favorite episode ever!! I watch this once a month lol miss the intro bro

[@stboombasloth9424]

You make me laugh with your outlook on things. Bravo for being you my dude. Keep it up. The world needs more genuine

[@Frank_F]

The foghorn in my town broke. Legend has it, when it’s foggy a small man jumps up and pulls on mattys rat tail. The scream is heard round the world.

[@taliameows]

Frank_5595 LMAO

[@noahshea7341]

"I got in my flavor canoe and drove down the mustard river"

[@bmaybe88]

Noah Shea I was scrolling the comments and read this at the exact moment he said those words 😂😭 Idk why but it made it so much funnier. It lined up so perfectly 😂

[@natejones3600]

Bleeeehhhhh

[@Ooko.]

Almost shit my pants reading this xD

[@kevinmcmickle3364]

Your videos make me smile every time I watch them thank you and i just got your new book can’t wait to cook trough it!!

[@lalloligyst718]

Art. Pure artistry.