Naughty or Nice Chorizo Lasagna | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 7

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JUST A DASH CREW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND COULDT SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! IT MEANS THE WORLD TO US! AND THIS EPISODE IS PURE THOUGHT PROCESS WE REALLY BREAK DOWN AND GO DEEP ON LASAGNA! I HOPE YOUR WITH LOVED ONES AND MAYBE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD AND HOPEFULLY A PRESENT OR A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT TO HOLD ONTO AND KEEP YOU WARM! LETS MAKE A DEAL? IF THAT LAST LASAGNA VIDEO DID OR DIDNT GET YOU LAID THAN PLEASE NEVER TELL ME WHEN I MEET YOU IN PUBLIC CAUSE I DONT REALLY CARE AND I SAY STUPID STUFF ALL THE TIME OK?!? I STILL LOVE YOU AND ENJOY THE SHOW!
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RECIPE
INGREDIENTS:
For the Lasagna
1 tbsp canola oil
2 lbs. fresh chorizo sausage meat
1 1/2 cup tomato puree, divided
2 cup beef stock
2 cup ricotta
1 cup queso fresco
2 eggs
1 cup grated parmesan
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
16-20 uncooked lasagna noodles
2 cup grated mozzarella cheese
For the Salsa Verde
1 jalapeno, finely chopped
1/2 chopped cilantro
1/2 cup chopped mint
1/4 cup green onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
zest and juice of 1 lime
3/4 cup olive oil
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
DIRECTIONS
Heat canola oil in a large pan over medium-high. Crumble chorizo into the pan and cook until caramelized and fragrant, about 5 minutes.
Add in 1 cup of the tomato puree and beef stock. Bring mixture to a boil then reduce heat to medium and simmer until mixture reduces into a thick sauce, about 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, mix ricotta, queso fresco, and eggs in a large bowl. Stir until combined and smooth. Stir in parmesan cheese and pepper.
Preheat oven to 350F.
Spread a thin layer of the meat sauce in the bottom of a 13x9 inch pan. Cover the sauce with uncooked lasagna noodles, breaking them as needed to create a single layer. Dollop cheese mixture over noodles, then sprinkle mozzarella and 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano. Arrange another layer of noodles over cheese, then ladle meat sauce followed by cheese mixture, mozzarella, and oregano. Repeat 2 more times.
Dollop remaining tomato puree over the top layer of mozzarella
Bake in the preheated oven until edges are browning and the top layer is bubbling about 1 hour. Let rest for bout 15 minutes before serving.
Meanwhile, make Salsa Verde by mixing all the ingredients in a small bowl. Stir to combine
Serve lasagna sliced with salsa verde.
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Matty speaks like he hears a loud noise that no one else can

[@rona2524]

What crack can do...

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*_YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!_*

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jtyers3 it’s like when someone has headphones on and screams in your face even though your right next to them 😂

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Thats the newfie/east coaster in him probably

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Once you've been to as many headbanging concerts as Matty that's all you start to hear

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"I can't even stop being who I am." This show is a once in a generation masterpiece.

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Matty is a once in a lifetime kinda guy.

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@@BrightthgirB You don't have to like it, you don't even have to watch it! Imagine that...

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Kaboom 214 lmao imagine calling someone a beta, looks likes someone’s spending the rest of 2019 getting cucked

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Michelle is like the disapproving sister being forced by her parents to help her semi successful brother for no pay

[@TheDzuliana]

So so true!!! I feel like I'm my family's Michelle #broken

[@illuddivinus3309]

And she knows that. So does Matty and the production crew. A lot of people disapprove of Matty shitting on her, but they’re in on the ongoing gag.

[@TheMarkkH]

3⁹

[@tara-clairefranken101]

@@illuddivinus3309 shitting on her? It’s her job to ensure the set is set up with everything he needs, clean up and assist. Not to leave mouldy food laying around never have all the gear he needs and to sit and concentrate on her job which she is paid to do. She’s not payed to sit on her phone and play chess. Also he is her boss so she should be respectful not make snarky remarks and do a half pie job!

[@juanziegler1471]

her not giving a shitness makes the show ,, this is gold !!!! as with the crew

[@Chris-id8qv]

I didn't come here for the food, I came here for the mental breakdown that inevitably happens every episode.

[@charles9201]

So many kids will be born on September 26 2020 and there's only one man to thank

[@Thanatos--]

Santa Claus

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Their is nothing wrong with Latinos being born in America. This ain't a white man's world this is gods world, also a lot of Mexicans have white skin

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@@michaelangelttt2235 u high?

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@@michaelangelttt2235 mate u high?

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For April fools, I want Matty to switch show styles with someone like Andrew from Binging with Babish. Matty would produce a totally serious, well put together cooking video and Babby would scream at the top of his lungs about nothing.

[@Tinylinson]

This would definitely be interesting to watch and think could also be a good learning experience in set prep and production styles for everyone 👀 They'd also probably make a masterpiece from scratch together o shit !!

[@KnowBigDeal]

Nah Matty's too chaotic for Babish. Both shows are great but nah

[@uhN0id]

@Trelise' Avery-Moore clearly you don't know how babby is formed.

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They did a challenge together with eggslut guy

[@nathanmontoya4678]

Babish serious ? Do you even watch his videos or are you too dumb to understand monotone sarcasm... I don't think I've heard the guy say anything serious lol

[@dannywombat1216]

Matty looks genuinely shocked that it tastes good, then it moves from like “ok it’s good, to, ...it might be the best lasagna ever”, wears his taste buds on his face. I love that, what a king

[@josephengel8263]

“All I do on this show is wait” Also “I DONT HAVE TIME TO MAKE FRESH PASTA”

[@BigDaddyRome]

I've never enjoyed a person's descent into psychosis more than Matty's.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Yo, is this dude the living embodiment of randy from trailer park boys...but can cook? Cheeeeeseburger.

[@franfranfrancis]

Yeah I guess, it's a lesson for all artists out there. This is what happens when you blow up, you lose pretty much everything

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@@firghteningtruth7173 they actually made cheeseburgers together. There's a video on the internet somewhere

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@@franfranfrancis Eh I mean. Hes doing reletively fine

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It's just the right amount of psycho. The scarey part is that I get it...I so get it.😒

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MATTY is the GREATEST human on earth. Lives his life in CAPS LOCK. If he ever does a meet up I’m going

[@michaelmadrid21]

Seems like an obese coke head to me but 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Michael Madrid YOURE AN OBESE COKEHEAD!

[@nickb5891]

Matty definitely has a potential Disney character voice of some sorts. Loud and full of energy!

[@sooperd00p]

He would make a great character if they ever did a sequel to Emporers New Grove

[@BrianSmith-zg5vi]

That's a good idea

[@spacebar9733]

That would be EPIC. Imagine like a cooking show for kids or smth idk.

[@sawyerbos7922]

“I can’t even stop being who I am” felt that one Matty, felt that one

[@AceMackOfficial]

Matty on the verge of tears and saying "I don't even have a plate" is the perfect representation of how my life is going right now

[@Halsfield]

or a shirt

[@AceMackOfficial]

@@hrishavmishra7213 I'm single, but I have a decent amount of plates

[@dv8gamer727]

Shi... Hell yes... so much right now. Life can be such a mess. Matty is real. I legit hope he's aight. Hahaha

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@@hrishavmishra7213 Also mate no woman wants a fella that that spells 'Are'... 'R'... Twat.

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Smesh

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Matty do not fear demonitization Demonitization fear Matty

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so much youtube made me subscribe twice.

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I wish i can swear without being afraid of my parent Like Matty swear without being afraid of this policy bullshit

[@Daniel-bt7be]

That’s his TV voice hahaha. He has chill videos and stuff where he’s just chatting

[@nchasz]

@@Daniel-bt7be I think just a dash is filmed in like a 3-4 day cycle. So his manic behavior and yelling just gets exaggerated due to I'm guessing 11-14 hour days stacked on top of each other. It's like he's working the line again.

[@nathanhope7176]

I legit am watching this on the toilet, and I let out a huge ass fart, AT THE EXACT MOMENT! Matty goes “ what was that? Did somebody sneeze?” I laughed out loud, by myself. Happy Friday everyone.

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OMFG! I'm crying!

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WOW FUCKING WOW

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Why did you specify ass fart? Can you fart from other places too?

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I shed a tear for how such a beautiful moment could happen in this world

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You're like a terrible X-Men character.

[@gregmerritt9366]

"I can't even stop being who I am."

[@ECfuckingW22]

i died

[@TheGreyBaron]

As much as I love Matty, I gotta show some love to the production crew. Everything about this show is entertaining- great editing and artistic decisions being made.

[@koolkat5217]

It's how they all interact but Matty is the glue. Should have a vice season with just him and master rang. I know original right? I still wanna see it. With Michele too( no not a threesome, did I just type that?)

[@DazedMMJ87]

@@ofinniganmcfury4944 Reminds me of the show "Watching Ancient Aliens With Action Bronson and Friends".

[@heyomayo46]

gleeking's sick

[@freejay6091]

every fucking thing! I love them all. and i rarely laugh this hard whatever else i watch

[@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369]

Would it kill Matty to wear a shirt, and pants?

[@jongooding3385]

"do you think I look like this and haven't been arrested" - legend in the cooking game

[@Ca55per]

+1 for your syntax!

[@zaneandevan]

Nothing beats the "Matty Matheson just took a delicious bite" smile

[@chrisvandenbroek3492]

I forgot how hilarious this episode is. By far my favorite episode of Just a Dash.

[@ceel444]

I like the part where Matty is yelling

[@radex__]

I honestly prefer the part where he's shouting

[@Mayhamm]

So the whole video? Gotcha 👍👌 I 😂🤣

[@DeuceGenius]

can u timestamp it pls

[@ceel444]

@@DeuceGenius 00:00 till 19:54

[@alexblake4167]

So that's the whole video 😂 😂 😂 same tho

[@kylesteele9403]

It should be illegal to look this good and make lasagna.

[@IvanGoldBit]

It should be illegal to have your eyes ;) jk

[@drewbeans69]

1:47 Standing over the sink and randomly screaming "fuck" is how I start my day most mornings

[@deathsagaXX]

"Gonna take more than that to kill this ol big boy"

[@wiiblewobble]

Things I love about Matty Matheson: -he doesn’t portion anything. Why worry if you’re adding too much of something when you can have MORE FOOD. -he’s always tasting during cooking. That’s how you know it’s good. Why wait to taste? Enjoy your own cooking, even before you plate up. Don’t deny yourself any happiness. -he’s always adding little things. I love his saying, “cooking never stops.” It’s true! Why be satisfied with what you’ve got, when you can keep improving it even as you eat it! -his sense of humor is so grounding. He feels like a normal guy, and the mistakes and the little pauses he leaves in feel natural. I feel like I’m sitting in my best friend’s kitchen while he makes me a hot dish after a long day. I love you, matty matheson. Never change.

[@hempwick8203]

I agree!

[@kindredghost]

Just a dash feels like a study into a celebrity chef slowly going insane only to be brought back to sanity by eating the incredible food that he made by the end of the episode. Will our fearless hero succumb to insanity? Will his crew ever forget towels and plates again? Will he make a third lasagna? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF JUST A DASH Z

[@or1750]

kindredghost LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA......LASAGNA!!!!!!!!

[@alwaysgood6200]

Only for that I know how much he struggled in the past I would nearly swear he is doing the bag now I'm not saying he is in fact I'm saying he's not but if I did not know him or I had just randomly come across this I would say 100% that he was blowing around out of his head on Coke and it is not a bad thing it's why we love him P.S he understands exactly what he doing his creating a character based on him at the mad point in his I would imagine this is how he behaved on a night out this is how the public fell in love with him if he does not keep he might not have a job I would watch despite love all work

[@Jampants37]

I was going to say something similar. The next episode should have a floating cthulu like figure appear and whisper his maddening thoughts.

[@steverick5281]

This is basically what happens in the brain of every cook and chef ever. He just happens to be entertaining while he's at it lol

[@claytoneverett2139]

My life is in shambles but I have Matty and his chorizo lasagna so there's that

[@2044Nick]

Every episode is like he’s making it for a live audience

[@majd-alshowkey]

Imagine going to a restaurant and find him shirtless in the kitchen 🙂

[@nickgagnon1132]

I honestly wouldn't even be mad, lol

[@lynlynb7139]

@@nickgagnon1132 how about pants-less?

[@fatnchunky6492]

@@lynlynb7139 Totally down with the pants down!!

[@lynlynb7139]

@@fatnchunky6492 I second this.

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I would be excited and prolly get hungrier hoping he’s gonna cook my good!

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Matty the only guy on youtube that teaches us how to cook while yelling most of the time

[@asgardali22]

Hes so freaking cute. Idk he just looks like a really happy chubby kid and i love it

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I will honestly never get tired of that cheeky smile to the camera Matty gives when he eats some good food. Shit is priceless

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Matty Matheson is the jack black of cooking.

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JACK BLACK IS THE MATTY MATHESON OF FILM

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Drew Kay touché

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Jack Black is as funny as arse AIDS

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He's the Ron Jeremy of food porn

[@km-mm4gr]

More like the Eric Andre of cooking

[@johnnylara]

Shuuurrizzooo

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Yaaaaa!!!!

[@cobra5359]

I thought it was chorizo

[@josephdavis2695]

Pap-rickuh

[@joshuabonilla735]

BRO HE SOUNDS LIKE THE SANTA FROM BILLY AND MANDY

[@dogwalk3]

i give him a pass cause he's on the opposite side of north america but holy hell. CH!!!!

[@luingalls]

"Shore-ee-zoh". "Hallow-peen-nio". I love it.

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I love Matty! Whether I'm sad, anxious, happy, depressed, tired...you name it, he ALWAYS makes my mood better! Something about seeing someone be their authentic selves is so relaxing

[@TakedownO44]

matty is pure. never change.

[@nealcarter1617]

On the worst of my days, Matty makes me smile and laugh so hard.

[@billyboy7379]

Neal Carter i pray you have less worse days in the future and have more smiles

[@cy5006]

Cheers up dude

[@christiantasidaily]

Happy New Years Neal, hope 2020 is better my man

[@nehpetssaid]

Until you learn how many animals died to make this dish:( JK LOL FTW!

[@Ca55per]

Feel better! I love Matty too, and we're all in the shit. Please feel better!

[@grossbro6175]

“figuring out how to describe how to wait” You sir have described the US Army perfectly

[@jenniferkissoon7227]

Matty, your show is awesome! I love how his whole crew are shown throughout the episodes and the interactions they have. Cant wait for season 3!

[@xcoolchickalertx8352]

I wasn’t even prepared for this video.

[@kenny8795]

I made this. It's unbelievable. The lasagna by itself is great and then you add the salsa verde and OMG. Holy smokes GOOD.

[@jappatapuli]

PIC OR NO PROOF ! =)

[@kenny8795]

@@jappatapuli I don't have pics. But I guarantee you will like if you make it.

[@alexgalarza6908]

But did u get laid though!??

[@Sidoxenized]

@@kenny8795 we need to know if you got laid

[@kenny8795]

@@Sidoxenized Can confirm. Big increases in length and girth as well.

[@wesmoJones]

Matty is every drunk uncle on the planet combined and then somehow made a delicious meal for me while I was high for three days.

[@ZakisHereNow]

I’ve never seen this dude before today and I freaking love this man! I will be watching his entire catalogue of videos today… thank you KZbin!

[@rustincole_w1339]

The last Lasagna got me Laid ... Problem was She was saying Matty's name.

[@ecnova]

was it a problem because you, too, were saying Matty's name?

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@ecnova How did you know?!? ... Except I supported Her yelling it by giving it a Classic Matty "YAHHHYYY" As I climaxed

[@Nate689]

I see no problem?!?

[@jamesballos2313]

Sex life for this guy=transcendence from Shangri la!

[@PurringMyrrh]

"I can't even stop being who I am." And for that, we are all forever grateful. ♡

[@aidanettlin3373]

The first two minutes are gold

[@mallyndab]

12:03 the best 10 seconds of my day

[@paolo3392]

matty has the ideal male physique

[@hotfuzz1913]

Peak performance

[@NATHYMACHADOLIMA]

Agreed

[@johnw3736]

I wouldn’t want to be over weight, but if I was, I’d want to look like Matty Matheson. If I eat enough of these recipes I just might.

[@MartyD]

tats look dope af too

[@ridef0rlife]

@TheHumanity! well you are here, deep in his youtube comments, bit gay?

[@13sampepper]

matty using uncooked lasagna as a nacho chip is one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever seen

[@88evileve88]

His dentist thinks MERRY XMAS TO ME.

[@joshlewis575]

My cousins loved eating raw spaghetti when we were kids. So gross

[@troy10troytroy]

You guys clearly ddint have uncooked rice as a snack

[@joshlewis575]

I like crunchy, but that's a whole other level

[@Ryker_One]

It was a power move for sure

[@laurincollum5685]

"This is a cooking show literally about nothing." I love you Matty Matheson! You always make me smile! By the way, your intro song for Dead Set On Life has me hooked! More episodes please

[@brycehagen2831]

Best cooking show out there. The editors deserve an Emmy for these cinematic masterpieces. PURE. FUCKING. GOLD.

[@mydogsdrift]

I realized I was a horrible human when I started laughing and his devil appeared and laughed just as hard! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[@MrAmansucks]

No matter how carefully you follow the recipe, it wont be the same unless Matty burps in it.

[@bonnys3015]

And the spit from his spoon being stirred back in! Made with love and DNA!

[@earthredalert]

It is so fluid - you never know what insanity could come next. Great work Matty and the production team

[@tomjohnson2001]

I love how he's complaining about everything TO THE AUDIENCE, and they not only take it, but they include it in the final cut haha

[@Nick-ih5em]

Not the first thing I have ever seen, but probably one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. Merry Christmas

[@ethanfoxtucker4419]

We need a holiday reunion of Matty, Brad, and Skipper!

[@jxbane]

Ethan Fox Tucker brad guy overrated af

[@nerdkidleo]

Ouhhhh mama!

[@OctobersOblivion]

JxBANE What? You hate fun or something?

[@1974KAAR]

NOODLIN' Ezekiel!!! Lol

[@babycornsnake]

@@jxbane Sorry you hate fun bro

[@j-willy4137]

This man is literally my spirit animal & I’m so grateful for KZbin introducing us.

[@classictalkies]

“I can’t even stop being the way I am.” 😂 Thank god.

[@jehutyzone1234]

Holy shit Chorizo Lasanga for Christmas! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"FUUUUUUUUCK" -Matty of Rivia

[@Knubinator]

HAAAAAAAAAA

[@uhN0id]

"YA YA YAYAYAYAYAAAAA" -Satan Matty

[@invidia44]

The slow decent into madness and self destruction. Its like watching a neutron star collide with black hole. Its beautiful.

[@richbrazee5054]

We came here for the recipes but we stayed because Matty is an awesome, larger than life personality. Never gets old to watch and always delivers with amazing original recipes. You the man Matty ✌💙💯

[@whitebuffalo4904]

it's really difficult to watch matty in the middle of the night with other people trying to sleep

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My thoughts exactly🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanmontoya4678]

Headphones that's actually what I'm doing now 😂

[@michaelgillen6426]

Yes!

[@SoWhat007]

Oh my gosh, true word! ... It's like holding in a fart bro! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@SoWhat007]

@@nathanmontoya4678 Yeah but even with headphones your laughter is still going to wake up the others! 😫... Matty is guaranteed to get ya! 😂

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Perfect representation of me doing a cooking show for the ghosts at home after getting hammered at 4:38 AM

[@lapidaryguillermo712]

i live how specific you are with the timing LOL

[@kellyijoyi]

Hell yea

[@ivorellarackley4401]

The accuracy hurts bc same

[@phrams821]

This recipe will forever hold a special place in my heart not only because it was pretty damn delicious but more so because it led me to stumble upon Matty. Hours and hours of my man Matty got me through the lockdown days of the pandemic. Lol also, the first comment I read was "I like the part when he yells." Which makes me laugh every time I think about it.

[@bonerone9247]

This "man" obeyed "lockdown" what a vagina

[@stornark]

Please never stop making videos! They are always amazing. So naturally hilarious

[@_tinyeagle]

We all need a Michelle in our lives. 😊

[@HedgehogFromTheFog]

I used to work in a restaurant. This is exactly how me and my co-workers used to act in the kitchen. Talking random bullshit, screaming, juggling knives, all, while making some goddamn delicious food.

[@YourMom-vh2up]

HedgehogFromTheFog I couldn’t completely agree with this!!!! I now know what Matty reminds me of

[@YourMom-vh2up]

Sorry... i AGREE WITH YOU !! Lmao idkwtf i was trying to say earlier lmao

[@CedricBassman]

Then you were lucky and had a good work environment. I know it both ways. The one you described where everyone got along and we had a good time and the other, where everyone was screaming during tense hours, uptight and overly serious about what they were doing. The latter one was a higher class restaurant, the former a more laid back italian style one. Sure i got paid more on the latter but i literally felt as if my joy for cooking was slowly drained from me.

[@jacobturner2179]

Matty I love you man thank you for making me feel less alone I can’t thank you enough

[@thijsvlootman670]

It amazes me how these 20 minutes are 95% Matty waiting and screaming and it is still way better then the whole of youtube and Netflix combined

[@viktorofbearisland2863]

I love this show because its not perfect. When i cook at home things never come out like they do in the book so when i see m Matty deal with real shit im like yep i done that before and then he shows you how to pull yourself out of a misstake into a bad ass dish. Love you Matty

[@InXLsisDeo]

Then again he has Michelle to save the day. Everyone needs a Michelle in his/her life. ^^

[@skylersebok884]

He's screaming away the existential dread

[@hempwick8203]

This is what I do and I didn't even know it. I'm yelling because FUCK OMFG I'M SELF AWARE I AM A BEING IN SPACE-TIME REALITY AHHHHHH

[@Solcres_Joa]

This man is so relatable, it's ridiculous 🤗 I can honest say I'm glad that I'm not the only one that just breaks out shrieking when you gotta vent some stress anxiety 😅

[@ekim-us3917]

Matty, you’re a legend bro 🙌🏻 Don’t ever change man. Love all your shows!!

[@mjwest4968]

“You think I look like this and HAVEN’T been arrested????!!”

[@lilkyafroninja4671]

Just a snack

[@lifghasewda]

My kids and I watch this show all the time when I'm stoned.

[@mrguy561]

I'm simultaneously hungry, scared, and aroused.

[@andrewhoppe4779]

Me too

[@RanchoBurger]

Welcome to casa de matty

[@SnowflakeCharles]

The. Fucking. Best.

[@_danymal]

Hahahahahaha same here 😹🤣

[@myghostlycoffee3090]

I love this show with an undying passion

[@aidandavis6530]

Everything about this series is just great

[@RiotousGaming]

This could be my favourite video on the whole of youtube! The editing, the food, the music, the Matty.

[@rtunyebgvfdcyrmjhgnd]

the world needs more Mattys....we would be better off.....

[@harrybalszak7526]

The best part about Matty is he’s been sober for years, but you’d still never know it 😏

[@andrewavila2512]

layne stayley somethings different it feels like

[@gregthayer8964]

Like sober sober?

[@harrybalszak7526]

layne stayley he’s trying way too hard to be funny... he’s losing his authenticity by the day

[@Ca55per]

@@harrybalszak7526 honestly, he just needs to be on air more often. He won't have to try so hard and we will love him anyway.

[@gregthayer8964]

@@harrybalszak7526 go watch Gordon Ramsay kook

[@ncornn]

Best cooking show on any screen. I love this man right here.

[@lupegarcia104]

These videos and the comments on the videos from viewers are the best thing I’ve ever enjoyed watching and reading

[@disciplebill]

This is my 4 year old Son's favorite KZbin show and Matty is his favorite cook. Can't fucking imagine why...

[@manasim.9936]

I'm not really sure if this is appropriate for 4 year olds 😂

[@disciplebill]

@@manasim.9936 oh I'm pretty sure it's not, but neither is life!

[@manasim.9936]

@@disciplebill touché!

[@mocha7193]

William Grantham *touche touche*

[@disciplebill]

@@mocha7193 touches torches torrents

[@jackbishop7693]

Yo so Matty was genuinely having an existential crisis or something during this one, right? No joke

[@Lucysmom26]

Sometimes people are like this and it's just an externalization of the internal monologue with extra emphasis thrown in for fun. I do this. Even when alone. Sometimes people are like "r u OK?" and I'm like 'yes, fine, I just like yelling.'

[@johnrobinson8241]

yea for real

[@frizzybob]

@@Lucysmom26 if ur alone how are ppl asking U ?

[@Lucysmom26]

@@frizzybob I said "EVEN when alone." So, people are asking me during the times I am NOT alone. I hope my explanation satisfies you, sleuth frizzybob of the internet.

[@justinlong2708]

Matty, I just made this for my 3 teenagers and they loved it. Keep up the good work, you and your team are great.

[@isaiahburns9140]

Matty, you’re the missing member of Trailer Park Boys 😂

[@robertschwartz9234]

Omg rickey

[@joaopedromelopeet8712]

Ricky's long lost cousin matt maker of patties

[@IrfanQurashi]

*Seeing Matty with no pants on Christmas morning* Now this...does put a smile to my face.

[@locobd3022]

There is a hefty 30% of the audience that is deeply stoned watching this. And I honestly, can’t think of a better show to watch when high. LOVE YOU DUDE.🔥🌞 HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE WATCHING THIS❤️🥴

[@jamesballos2313]

Bet my dude! Watching this blitzed af had to rewind like 5 times just to get thru that shit crackin up at the seams. Some of these joke just hit right to the core.

[@cameronhammer8872]

Matty's videos are some of the only long form ones that I will watch the whole way through without skips, because you'll miss something.

[@AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo]

I'm sober now but this makes me feel high.

[@misterturkturkle]

Matty: _SCOOTCHIN' WE'RE SCOOTCHIN_ Also matty: We're not scootchin' today folks Matty: keep it canada Also matty: lets make chorizo lasagna and vietnamese pho

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

WE'RE SCOOTCHIN

[@misterturkturkle]

@CactusHeart79 scootch. Verb. To scoot small distances for adjustment. Sometimes repeatedly. _Scootch on over so i can sit on the bench too_

[@YourMom-vh2up]

Scootchin

[@YourMom-vh2up]

Were scootchin

[@zackdriedger4233]

"Couple cranks of the ole P-Mill" made me spit water all over my work computer.... LMAO

[@robertsoto2754]

Marty I can’t live without YOU !!!!

[@chrisphilippi1357]

This is the episode that got me hooked on Matty and Just a Dash!

[@kungfupandaluver6919]

angel marty is micheal cera