Naughty or Nice Chorizo Lasagna | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 7

[@Yeahwhateverdog]

"I can't even stop being who I am." This show is a once in a generation masterpiece.

[@lostuser1094]

Matty is a once in a lifetime kinda guy.

[@carsondrum]

@@BrightthgirB You don't have to like it, you don't even have to watch it! Imagine that...

[@MultiDragola]

Kaboom 214 lmao imagine calling someone a beta, looks likes someone’s spending the rest of 2019 getting cucked

[@MultiDragola]

@@BrightthgirB imagine living in a shit hole like Texas lmao and being proud enough to use it as your profile pic

[@jamesballos2313]

@multidragola Gooodddd daaaaammnnnn!

[@jtyers3]

Matty speaks like he hears a loud noise that no one else can

[@rona2524]

What crack can do...

[@DoubleADwarf]

*_YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!_*

[@Marc1996L]

jtyers3 it’s like when someone has headphones on and screams in your face even though your right next to them 😂

[@miguel-te5rj]

Thats the newfie/east coaster in him probably

[@dareghost2291]

Once you've been to as many headbanging concerts as Matty that's all you start to hear

[@andrewh9629]

Michelle is like the disapproving sister being forced by her parents to help her semi successful brother for no pay

[@TheDzuliana]

So so true!!! I feel like I'm my family's Michelle #broken

[@illuddivinus3309]

And she knows that. So does Matty and the production crew. A lot of people disapprove of Matty shitting on her, but they’re in on the ongoing gag.

[@TheMarkkH]

3⁹

[@tara-clairefranken101]

@@illuddivinus3309 shitting on her? It’s her job to ensure the set is set up with everything he needs, clean up and assist. Not to leave mouldy food laying around never have all the gear he needs and to sit and concentrate on her job which she is paid to do. She’s not payed to sit on her phone and play chess. Also he is her boss so she should be respectful not make snarky remarks and do a half pie job!

[@juanziegler1471]

her not giving a shitness makes the show ,, this is gold !!!! as with the crew

[@thegreatwal1224]

For April fools, I want Matty to switch show styles with someone like Andrew from Binging with Babish. Matty would produce a totally serious, well put together cooking video and Babby would scream at the top of his lungs about nothing.

[@Tinylinson]

This would definitely be interesting to watch and think could also be a good learning experience in set prep and production styles for everyone 👀 They'd also probably make a masterpiece from scratch together o shit !!

[@KnowBigDeal]

Nah Matty's too chaotic for Babish. Both shows are great but nah

[@uhN0id]

@Trelise' Avery-Moore clearly you don't know how babby is formed.

[@2bitmarketanarchist337]

They did a challenge together with eggslut guy

[@nathanmontoya4678]

Babish serious ? Do you even watch his videos or are you too dumb to understand monotone sarcasm... I don't think I've heard the guy say anything serious lol

[@charles9201]

So many kids will be born on September 26 2020 and there's only one man to thank

[@Thanatos--]

Santa Claus

[@michaelangelttt2235]

Their is nothing wrong with Latinos being born in America. This ain't a white man's world this is gods world, also a lot of Mexicans have white skin

[@Ananab12]

@@michaelangelttt2235 u high?

[@YourLocalCommentor]

michael angel ttt bro u high?

[@cvspvr]

@@michaelangelttt2235 mate u high?

[@Chris-id8qv]

I didn't come here for the food, I came here for the mental breakdown that inevitably happens every episode.

[@wiiblewobble]

Things I love about Matty Matheson: -he doesn’t portion anything. Why worry if you’re adding too much of something when you can have MORE FOOD. -he’s always tasting during cooking. That’s how you know it’s good. Why wait to taste? Enjoy your own cooking, even before you plate up. Don’t deny yourself any happiness. -he’s always adding little things. I love his saying, “cooking never stops.” It’s true! Why be satisfied with what you’ve got, when you can keep improving it even as you eat it! -his sense of humor is so grounding. He feels like a normal guy, and the mistakes and the little pauses he leaves in feel natural. I feel like I’m sitting in my best friend’s kitchen while he makes me a hot dish after a long day. I love you, matty matheson. Never change.

[@hempwick8203]

I agree!

[@BigDaddyRome]

I've never enjoyed a person's descent into psychosis more than Matty's.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Yo, is this dude the living embodiment of randy from trailer park boys...but can cook? Cheeeeeseburger.

[@franfranfrancis]

Yeah I guess, it's a lesson for all artists out there. This is what happens when you blow up, you lose pretty much everything

[@derpkowski]

@@firghteningtruth7173 they actually made cheeseburgers together. There's a video on the internet somewhere

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

@@franfranfrancis Eh I mean. Hes doing reletively fine

[@brenixon1577]

It's just the right amount of psycho. The scarey part is that I get it...I so get it.😒

[@dannywombat1216]

Matty looks genuinely shocked that it tastes good, then it moves from like “ok it’s good, to, ...it might be the best lasagna ever”, wears his taste buds on his face. I love that, what a king

[@TheGreyBaron]

As much as I love Matty, I gotta show some love to the production crew. Everything about this show is entertaining- great editing and artistic decisions being made.

[@koolkat5217]

It's how they all interact but Matty is the glue. Should have a vice season with just him and master rang. I know original right? I still wanna see it. With Michele too( no not a threesome, did I just type that?)

[@DazedMMJ87]

@@ofinniganmcfury4944 Reminds me of the show "Watching Ancient Aliens With Action Bronson and Friends".

[@heyomayo46]

gleeking's sick

[@freejay6091]

every fucking thing! I love them all. and i rarely laugh this hard whatever else i watch

[@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369]

Would it kill Matty to wear a shirt, and pants?

[@AceMackOfficial]

Matty on the verge of tears and saying "I don't even have a plate" is the perfect representation of how my life is going right now

[@Halsfield]

or a shirt

[@AceMackOfficial]

@@hrishavmishra7213 I'm single, but I have a decent amount of plates

[@dv8gamer727]

Shi... Hell yes... so much right now. Life can be such a mess. Matty is real. I legit hope he's aight. Hahaha

[@Monkeypole]

@@hrishavmishra7213 Also mate no woman wants a fella that that spells 'Are'... 'R'... Twat.

[@bluecoture042]

Smesh

[@chadster098]

Thanks!

[@Trashcandobrando]

MATTY is the GREATEST human on earth. Lives his life in CAPS LOCK. If he ever does a meet up I’m going

[@lucasaccount573]

Michael Madrid YOURE AN OBESE COKEHEAD!

[@zephyrkds1839]

Matty do not fear demonitization Demonitization fear Matty

[@Mellowcanuck33]

so much youtube made me subscribe twice.

[@zephyrkds1839]

I wish i can swear without being afraid of my parent Like Matty swear without being afraid of this policy bullshit

[@Dbt7be]

That’s his TV voice hahaha. He has chill videos and stuff where he’s just chatting

[@nchasz]

@@Dbt7be I think just a dash is filmed in like a 3-4 day cycle. So his manic behavior and yelling just gets exaggerated due to I'm guessing 11-14 hour days stacked on top of each other. It's like he's working the line again.

[@nickb5891]

Matty definitely has a potential Disney character voice of some sorts. Loud and full of energy!

[@sooperd00p]

He would make a great character if they ever did a sequel to Emporers New Grove

[@BrianSmith-zg5vi]

That's a good idea

[@LowSlungBadBitch]

That would be EPIC. Imagine like a cooking show for kids or smth idk.

[@jongooding3385]

"do you think I look like this and haven't been arrested" - legend in the cooking game

[@Ca55per]

+1 for your syntax!

[@Sm0k3y707]

Matty Matheson is the jack black of cooking.

[@drewkay9222]

JACK BLACK IS THE MATTY MATHESON OF FILM

[@Sm0k3y707]

Drew Kay touché

[@franciscouch8378]

Jack Black is as funny as arse AIDS

[@probablykevin22]

He's the Ron Jeremy of food porn

[@km-mm4gr]

More like the Eric Andre of cooking

[@josephengel8263]

“All I do on this show is wait” Also “I DONT HAVE TIME TO MAKE FRESH PASTA”

[@TakedownO44]

matty is pure. never change.

[@JoShiestyy]

Matty the only guy on youtube that teaches us how to cook while yelling most of the time

[@sawyerbos7922]

“I can’t even stop being who I am” felt that one Matty, felt that one

[@kylesteele9403]

It should be illegal to look this good and make lasagna.

[@IvanGoldBit]

It should be illegal to have your eyes ;) jk

[@kenny8795]

I made this. It's unbelievable. The lasagna by itself is great and then you add the salsa verde and OMG. Holy smokes GOOD.

[@jappatapuli]

PIC OR NO PROOF ! =)

[@kenny8795]

@@jappatapuli I don't have pics. But I guarantee you will like if you make it.

[@alexgalarza6908]

But did u get laid though!??

[@Sidoxenized]

@@kenny8795 we need to know if you got laid

[@kenny8795]

@@Sidoxenized Can confirm. Big increases in length and girth as well.

[@nathanhope7176]

I legit am watching this on the toilet, and I let out a huge ass fart, AT THE EXACT MOMENT! Matty goes “ what was that? Did somebody sneeze?” I laughed out loud, by myself. Happy Friday everyone.

[@chronomancer6665]

OMFG! I'm crying!

[@drgonzothe4th]

WOW FUCKING WOW

[@elmhurstdesktop8919]

Why did you specify ass fart? Can you fart from other places too?

[@dcpunk4]

I shed a tear for how such a beautiful moment could happen in this world

[@steveanton763]

You're like a terrible X-Men character.

[@nealcarter1617]

On the worst of my days, Matty makes me smile and laugh so hard.

[@billyboy7379]

Neal Carter i pray you have less worse days in the future and have more smiles

[@cy5006]

Cheers up dude

[@christiantasidaily]

Happy New Years Neal, hope 2020 is better my man

[@nehpetssaid]

Until you learn how many animals died to make this dish:( JK LOL FTW!

[@Ca55per]

Feel better! I love Matty too, and we're all in the shit. Please feel better!

[@majd-alshowkey]

Imagine going to a restaurant and find him shirtless in the kitchen 🙂

[@nickgagnon1132]

I honestly wouldn't even be mad, lol

[@lynlynb7139]

@@nickgagnon1132 how about pants-less?

[@fatnchunky6492]

@@lynlynb7139 Totally down with the pants down!!

[@lynlynb7139]

@@fatnchunky6492 I second this.

[@donaldlykins4548]

I would be excited and prolly get hungrier hoping he’s gonna cook my good!

[@xcaboose117x]

I forgot how hilarious this episode is. By far my favorite episode of Just a Dash.

[@PurringMyrrh]

"I can't even stop being who I am." And for that, we are all forever grateful. ♡

[@ceel444]

I like the part where Matty is yelling

[@radex__]

I honestly prefer the part where he's shouting

[@Mayhamm]

So the whole video? Gotcha 👍👌 I 😂🤣

[@DeuceGenius]

can u timestamp it pls

[@ceel444]

@@DeuceGenius 00:00 till 19:54

[@alexblake4167]

So that's the whole video 😂 😂 😂 same tho

[@Eleventyearl]

Nothing beats the "Matty Matheson just took a delicious bite" smile

[@christiaanungerer3660]

"FUUUUUUUUCK" -Matty of Rivia

[@Knubinator]

HAAAAAAAAAA

[@uhN0id]

"YA YA YAYAYAYAYAAAAA" -Satan Matty

[@angelmartindelcampo5755]

Perfect representation of me doing a cooking show for the ghosts at home after getting hammered at 4:38 AM

[@lapidaryguillermo712]

i live how specific you are with the timing LOL

[@kellyijoyi]

Hell yea

[@ivorellarackley4401]

The accuracy hurts bc same

[@jenniferkissoon7227]

Matty, your show is awesome! I love how his whole crew are shown throughout the episodes and the interactions they have. Cant wait for season 3!

[@myghostlycoffee3090]

I love this show with an undying passion

[@viktorofbearisland2863]

I love this show because its not perfect. When i cook at home things never come out like they do in the book so when i see m Matty deal with real shit im like yep i done that before and then he shows you how to pull yourself out of a misstake into a bad ass dish. Love you Matty

[@InXLsisDeo]

Then again he has Michelle to save the day. Everyone needs a Michelle in his/her life. ^^

[@laurincollum5685]

"This is a cooking show literally about nothing." I love you Matty Matheson! You always make me smile! By the way, your intro song for Dead Set On Life has me hooked! More episodes please

[@13sampepper]

matty using uncooked lasagna as a nacho chip is one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever seen

[@88evileve88]

His dentist thinks MERRY XMAS TO ME.

[@joshlewis575]

My cousins loved eating raw spaghetti when we were kids. So gross

[@troy10troytroy]

You guys clearly ddint have uncooked rice as a snack

[@joshlewis575]

I like crunchy, but that's a whole other level

[@Ryker_One]

It was a power move for sure

[@amorris1983]

You're the best, Matty! No one can stop that shine! Merry Christmas!

[@ZakisHereNow]

I’ve never seen this dude before today and I freaking love this man! I will be watching his entire catalogue of videos today… thank you KZbin!

[@jehutyzone1234]

Holy shit Chorizo Lasanga for Christmas! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@coleanderson5928]

Best present I’ve gotten all day. The present of Matty Matheson videos.

[@invidia44]

The slow decent into madness and self destruction. Its like watching a neutron star collide with black hole. Its beautiful.

[@kindredghost]

Just a dash feels like a study into a celebrity chef slowly going insane only to be brought back to sanity by eating the incredible food that he made by the end of the episode. Will our fearless hero succumb to insanity? Will his crew ever forget towels and plates again? Will he make a third lasagna? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF JUST A DASH Z

[@or1750]

kindredghost LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA......LASAGNA!!!!!!!!

[@alwaysgood6200]

Only for that I know how much he struggled in the past I would nearly swear he is doing the bag now I'm not saying he is in fact I'm saying he's not but if I did not know him or I had just randomly come across this I would say 100% that he was blowing around out of his head on Coke and it is not a bad thing it's why we love him P.S he understands exactly what he doing his creating a character based on him at the mad point in his I would imagine this is how he behaved on a night out this is how the public fell in love with him if he does not keep he might not have a job I would watch despite love all work

[@Jampants37]

I was going to say something similar. The next episode should have a floating cthulu like figure appear and whisper his maddening thoughts.

[@steverick5281]

This is basically what happens in the brain of every cook and chef ever. He just happens to be entertaining while he's at it lol

[@southport65]

it's really difficult to watch matty in the middle of the night with other people trying to sleep

[@samanthasunshine1925]

My thoughts exactly🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanmontoya4678]

Headphones that's actually what I'm doing now 😂

[@michaelgillen6426]

Yes!

[@SoWhat007]

Oh my gosh, true word! ... It's like holding in a fart bro! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@SoWhat007]

@@nathanmontoya4678 Yeah but even with headphones your laughter is still going to wake up the others! 😫... Matty is guaranteed to get ya! 😂

[@drewbeans69]

1:47 Standing over the sink and randomly screaming "fuck" is how I start my day most mornings

[@jaclynroth1440]

Michelle’s face when she brought in the towel. I’m dead. I think he doesn’t like to open drawers. 😂

[@misterturkturkle]

All jokes aside, Matty is the realest person on KZbin. Happy holidays ya'all.

[@brycehagen2831]

Best cooking show out there. The editors deserve an Emmy for these cinematic masterpieces. PURE. FUCKING. GOLD.

[@DScanes]

"This is a cooking show about literally nothing!" *pause* "ok, lets get started" hahahahaha

[@zackdriedger4233]

"Couple cranks of the ole P-Mill" made me spit water all over my work computer.... LMAO

[@willardjoee]

I will honestly never get tired of that cheeky smile to the camera Matty gives when he eats some good food. Shit is priceless

[@misterturkturkle]

Matty: _SCOOTCHIN' WE'RE SCOOTCHIN_ Also matty: We're not scootchin' today folks Matty: keep it canada Also matty: lets make chorizo lasagna and vietnamese pho

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

WE'RE SCOOTCHIN

[@misterturkturkle]

@CactusHeart79 scootch. Verb. To scoot small distances for adjustment. Sometimes repeatedly. _Scootch on over so i can sit on the bench too_

[@YourMom-vh2up]

Scootchin

[@YourMom-vh2up]

Were scootchin

[@ethanfoxtucker4419]

We need a holiday reunion of Matty, Brad, and Skipper!

[@jxbane]

Ethan Fox Tucker brad guy overrated af

[@nerdkidleo]

Ouhhhh mama!

[@OctobersOblivion]

JxBANE What? You hate fun or something?

[@1974KAAR]

NOODLIN' Ezekiel!!! Lol

[@babycornsnake]

@@jxbane Sorry you hate fun bro

[@lupegarcia104]

These videos and the comments on the videos from viewers are the best thing I’ve ever enjoyed watching and reading

[@mrguy561]

I'm simultaneously hungry, scared, and aroused.

[@andrewhoppe4779]

Me too

[@RanchoBurger]

Welcome to casa de matty

[@SnowflakeCharles]

The. Fucking. Best.

[@_danymal]

Hahahahahaha same here 😹🤣

[@mydogsdrift]

I realized I was a horrible human when I started laughing and his devil appeared and laughed just as hard! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[@j-willy4137]

This man is literally my spirit animal & I’m so grateful for KZbin introducing us.

[@Nick-ih5em]

Not the first thing I have ever seen, but probably one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. Merry Christmas

[@samanthasunshine1925]

Matty, I can't tell you how much you make me smile boo. Thank you so much for being an amazing chef.

[@nonamemcgee1295]

Him casually screamig at clueless viewers on how they managed to come across his never before made lasagna recipe is what makes this show ahead of any cooking show.

[@GedasN100]

This is wholesome on a waaaay different level

[@skylersebok884]

He's screaming away the existential dread

[@hempwick8203]

This is what I do and I didn't even know it. I'm yelling because FUCK OMFG I'M SELF AWARE I AM A BEING IN SPACE-TIME REALITY AHHHHHH

[@debsbalaj]

I love Matty! Whether I'm sad, anxious, happy, depressed, tired...you name it, he ALWAYS makes my mood better! Something about seeing someone be their authentic selves is so relaxing

[@lrc12-02]

How can anybody dislike this video!? This is gold!

[@mouse6884]

Louis Rivera-Cola it’s the people that cooked this lasagna and the last and still haven’t gotten laid...the problem is themselves as Matty said

[@ravenvachon8212]

17:36 that loud ass burp he makes mouth wide open while describing the lasagna 😂 😂😂 absolutely zero class, I love it.

[@MrAmansucks]

No matter how carefully you follow the recipe, it wont be the same unless Matty burps in it.

[@bonnys3015]

And the spit from his spoon being stirred back in! Made with love and DNA!

[@rjw203]

“Remember gleeking”? Omg this dude

[@peepawthecat]

Thought that was only a thing at my school lol. Gleak wars.

[@cateyeceleste]

I was hoping that someone else caught that.

[@forksteaklube]

@@peepawthecat we used to do that too. Fucking disgusting 🤣

[@NboOfficialAus]

What is it

[@asgardali22]

Hes so freaking cute. Idk he just looks like a really happy chubby kid and i love it

[@locobd3022]

There is a hefty 30% of the audience that is deeply stoned watching this. And I honestly, can’t think of a better show to watch when high. LOVE YOU DUDE.🔥🌞 HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE WATCHING THIS❤️🥴

[@jamesballos2313]

Bet my dude! Watching this blitzed af had to rewind like 5 times just to get thru that shit crackin up at the seams. Some of these joke just hit right to the core.

[@IrfanQurashi]

*Seeing Matty with no pants on Christmas morning* Now this...does put a smile to my face.

[@earthredalert]

It is so fluid - you never know what insanity could come next. Great work Matty and the production team

[@Lady_Longsword]

This is the Christmas gift I wanted

[@rtunyebgvfdcyrmjhgnd]

the world needs more Mattys....we would be better off.....

[@wisewisdomtooth]

"Gonna take more than that to kill this ol big boy"

[@disciplebill]

This is my 4 year old Son's favorite KZbin show and Matty is his favorite cook. Can't fucking imagine why...

[@manasim.9936]

I'm not really sure if this is appropriate for 4 year olds 😂

[@disciplebill]

@@manasim.9936 oh I'm pretty sure it's not, but neither is life!

[@manasim.9936]

@@disciplebill touché!

[@mocha7193]

William Grantham *touche touche*

[@disciplebill]

@@mocha7193 touches torches torrents

[@joshuaolmsted2865]

I just made this lasagna last night and it turned out wonderfully. Simmering the chorizo into the ragu-like sauce cut the normally quite sharp flavors of the chorizo, and the salsa verde added a wonderful herbacious kick. 10/10 would lasagna again.

[@jacobturner2179]

Matty I love you man thank you for making me feel less alone I can’t thank you enough

[@k.n.v.b1113]

Def top 10 show on you tube. I think matty should do something like keep it CANADA again ! those were amazing! Merry Christmas to you and the crew oi oi oi savoy

[@shadowowner6485]

Hi Matty, thank you for the recipes.. I've got a boyfriend since the first lasagna. It legit works.

[@wesmoJones]

Matty is every drunk uncle on the planet combined and then somehow made a delicious meal for me while I was high for three days.

[@xcoolchickalertx8352]

I wasn’t even prepared for this video.

[@mooseknuckle8334]

There is no other human being on the face of this Earth that can replicate Matty M.

[@thijsvlootman670]

It amazes me how these 20 minutes are 95% Matty waiting and screaming and it is still way better then the whole of youtube and Netflix combined

I love Matty and this show so much I actually sub’d and checked the bell thing. I have never done that for any other KZbin thing ever!!!

[@sub_c-ro4753]

Matty is like the Deadpool of the culinary world.

[@JMarchel]

A+ comparison

[@VaricoseVine]

Your so wholsome Matty. I get a dash of life when I tune in.

[@mr.w1129]

Matty uploads. I get notification. I click. I watch. I like. I’m a simple man

[@ashesrana]

i like comments. i comment.

[@igkgigoh]

I like stale old jokes.

[@chrscvaldes1]

I like the color yellow

[@mr.w1129]

Ostkreutz Rox merry Christmas weirdo

[@eclipse_7376]

Merry Christmas Matty, and to all who read this!

[@andersestes]

Merry Christmas 🤶 from Norway

[@aidanettlin3373]

The first two minutes are gold

[@dooodooodooo555]

We need Angel Matty and Devil Matty permanantly added to the show.

[@jeannetterw]

Coming to Netflix 2020: It's A Snacc! : A man's slow descent into madness, with bonus recipes.

[@robertsoto2754]

Marty I can’t live without YOU !!!!

[@Mystery-Spot]

My son just made this today-it is freaking delicious. Even more awesome that I didn’t have to cook it. ❤️

[@rustincole_w1339]

The last Lasagna got me Laid ... Problem was She was saying Matty's name.

[@ecnova]

was it a problem because you, too, were saying Matty's name?

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@ecnova How did you know?!? ... Except I supported Her yelling it by giving it a Classic Matty "YAHHHYYY" As I climaxed

[@Nate689]

I see no problem?!?

[@jamesballos2313]

Sex life for this guy=transcendence from Shangri la!

[@Soggz4]

Man, I just fuckin love Matty, dude brings a real chaotic energy that just about pisses off his entire crew, from his voice to the way he carries himself, fucking love it, I need that type of energy myself.

[@johnnylara]

Shuuurrizzooo

[@neeladrikarmakar7985]

Yaaaaa!!!!

[@cobra5359]

I thought it was chorizo

[@josephdavis2695]

Pap-rickuh

[@joshuabonilla735]

BRO HE SOUNDS LIKE THE SANTA FROM BILLY AND MANDY

[@dogwalk3]

i give him a pass cause he's on the opposite side of north america but holy hell. CH!!!!

[@jjjohnson6598]

All of the episodes of this show are just different fever dreams that Matty has had.

[@richbrazee5054]

We came here for the recipes but we stayed because Matty is an awesome, larger than life personality. Never gets old to watch and always delivers with amazing original recipes. You the man Matty ✌💙💯

[@mjwest4968]

“You think I look like this and HAVEN’T been arrested????!!”

[@Glorifire]

17:25 the sound everyone makes when admiring that lasagne O_O