hand over your grandma NOW

[@Wehiremonkeys]

At first I read: "hand over your granada NOW" I never realised just how desirable the ford Granada had became.

[@manbehindthewindow7168]

omg🥲

[@hellodontgotomyprofilecuzy8772]

Granada ?????? What do u mean Granada

[@EggsBakin]

_GRANATA!!!_ 💣

[@lightning_ratio7850]

Granada means bomb

[@hellodontgotomyprofilecuzy8772]

Oh lol

[@JaysBAMboozled]

"You can't stop me, Micheal!" -I will buy your grandma

[@yajtubeteevee1677]

ok

[@wintertoastie]

I was just saying I'm curious to see how his cookie business is going. Bijuu Mike can read my mind!

[@hearts4hearin]

He is making that cookie money

[@shihaamismail-crombie2060]

@@hearts4hearin u mean cookie dough :) buh-dum-tsss

[@Veilenn]

You mean cook ie?

[@RITUBISWAS-pf9lj]

Bruh sTop fiGhtiNg-

[@wintertoastie]

@@shihaamismail-crombie2060 Beautiful pun. I applaud 👏👏👏👏👏

[@NonbinaryGhost]

Take my grandma. That’s all there is to it. Just take my grandma. Take me, I’ll make the cookies too. I’m a qualified grandma.

[@redthing3449]

Your both hired

[@MoodaYT16]

@@redthing3449 you’re*, fired

[@uttpsuckslol]

-Bijuu mike

[@austwarn7565]

It's crazy to think the same person who made Minecraft's music also made the music for this game.

[@WrenSong1799]

WHA-

[@raulstopspam1791]

@@WrenSong1799 WAIT WHA-

[@mochamochee]

C418?!?!

[@mochamochee]

WAIT YES HE IS WOAHH

[@rainy-f7q]

Wait really-

[@CoolGuy-sq5cu]

Mike, Watch out for the grandmas, you don't want to overwork them, I have invested 2 years of my life playing the web version, and as a person who has got every achievement (even the shadow ones) I am telling you, DON'T TRUST THE GRANDMAS not even your cheeks can save you now

[@velvettyz3295]

what did they do to you?

[@Sprout_Kid]

It is true- Those grandma's are evil.... they once said to me "You Make Me Sick..." then I deleted them all from existence XD

[@CoolGuy-sq5cu]

@@velvettyz3295 bad things....

[@bonkdotioimealol]

The wrinklers... when they are left for too long... they eat the big cookie, and then you go from scratch Discovered this by the most cruel way possible

[@Joshua-jm1yi]

How did you do the golden sugar lump and 27,777 golden cookies and that one in 500,000 chance every second

[@thexgamer8240]

Mike: *Give me your grandma now.* Me, who only have a grandpa: *sad noises*

[@a_random_bob_fan_on_youtube]

Oof

[@queersoapybar]

Same-

[@queersoapybar]

@•Katsuki simp on the loose• I have none-

[@akako5424]

I have no grandma or grandpa because they all dead-

[@G_Fantastic]

I feel bad

[@starlord8306]

Mike: Soon, I'll have cookies making cookies Fractal Engines:

[@clarksoderberg6445]

exactly what i thoughr

[@ojunior5938]

Me: *GRANDMA I NEED YOU FOR MIKES COOKIE BAKERY* My Dead Grandma: *Rising from the dead.*

[@GthicratLastusednameCuterat]

Yup my dead grandma gon do that too GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@numby69]

🍪

[@thehiddenrune]

I have done some math. Mike said the word cookie 111 times in this video. Not counting the end screen, this video is about 17 minutes long. Divide 111 by 17, and you get about 6 or 7. There are 60 seconds in a minute, and 60 divided by 6 is 10, meaning that Mike said the word cookie about once or twice every ten seconds. We need to get this man away from the cookies.

[@thehiddenrune]

@MrsCrunchyCarrot lmao thanks!

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

3:25 One day, mark my words, Matpat will Clicker Heroes and/or Cookie Clicker, possibly universal paper clips as well make a whole series on Gtlive and then make a Game theory on either the lore of cookie clicker, possibly clicker heroes and its sequel, or make a video on the science of why clicker games get popular.

[@RosyKitteh]

My grandma says she is "retired from baking" so she is going to require some persuasion. Just a heads up

[@thefantasticang]

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[@thefantasticang]

not a bot btw

[@dogtaro6038]

How did U type that so fast

[@lilathem0m.20]

Yes

[@Ghostishot]

Yes

[@Nolaii_]

Yes

[@Usamamolover]

I am seriously OBSESSED with this series! I would love to see more

[@LeafyTheFox]

I sent my uh Grandma Worty she sends me letters when she gets a break, so not often. Good to hear she is having fun with her passion making cookies with Mike. She keeps sending me some of the cookies tho, somebody come get her don't tell her I said that tho :)

[@cuupiidss_bboww]

“Hand over the grandma” Me who has a grandma that kinda sucks: Alr, *Hands over* Keep her.

[@baconyt9054]

why dont u like ur gramma?

[@cuupiidss_bboww]

@ItsLavxnder Idc how she would feel, she’s ruined a whole entire vaca for me, she let her husband freely bodyshame me, and so much more that I’m not comfortable to talk about. Yes, you’re comment was a valid point, but at this point idc how she feels.

[@snoottoot784]

Oh well there goes my grandma again! This is gonna be just like when my dad left to get milk!

[@mehgatchauwu7874]

Same-

[@Sprout_Kid]

Bijuu Mike, After watching this video I decided to start my own Cookie Clicker journey.... I got to the point where i had 70-80 grandma's- thay started saying the things your grandmas did "Moist Cookies" -grandma, Then "It Begins"-also from grandma. I started to get a little worried... Then I got "It'll All Be Over Soon..." from grandma, so i started t keep an eye on them grandma's...... the next thing they said was- "You Could Have Stopped It" then- "You Make Me Sick...." After that I was sure the Grandma's were going to rebel against me, so I sold them all and didnt buy them back until today.... Id advise you keep an eye on your grandma's Bijuu..... they just might take over.....

[@NO1JOELHATER]

“Nothing rhymes with Liberty Mutual.”

[@xenodragon77]

I've heard that so many times it's burned into my brain...

[@jacobnoob1829]

@@xenodragon77 SAME

[@Karasublim]

stop i cant handle it anymore

[@TheRichardCoolest]

Is there something I don’t get-

[@missKellyleedouglas]

I am mutual

[@strawhatalex2347]

Mike: gimme ur grandma! Me: oh no, I just know he’s playing cookie clicker!

[@apersoncalledemma4268]

"I'm Just Here with your grandma" *My grandma is dead-*

[@TynieTyner]

We all are.. You're in a coma we've been sending signals to try to wake you up for years please wake up wake up

[@theblur9422]

Dude mine is too. 😑

[@DJ.24.]

same :{

[@amazingnobodylee]

Same both are

[@apersoncalledemma4268]

@@TynieTyner I-

[@firemistress3614]

Watching Bijuu monopolize cookies is the best thing I have ever seen

[@narwhaler]

"You don't want your grandma? Give her to me, she'll make my cookies" WHAT NO SHES MAKING MY COOKIES

[@lee_the_inhuman]

Lol mine makes brownies

[@brudude0496]

Agreed :3

[@angelyusuke]

“Hand over your grandma NOW” *Alright, how many cookies do I get?*

[@roffynm]

I have Satan’s grandmother in my game and she is an accountant

[@randomcomment7187]

the if you "cure" the grandma apocalypse you get one good grandma. it takes away some of your cookies but when it gives them back it gives x5 the amount it took

[@PixlHeaven]

Love that Mike just casually flexed like damn no need to show off-

[@angrybrex]

Me with infinity cookies, and infinity cookies per second: Pathetic. Me remembering I printed those cookies with inspect element: Nevermind....

[@primeradhnn]

your cookies taste bad

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

1:40 One day Mr.Beast needs to make a lifesize gingerbread which would be an exact replica of the one in hansel and gretel, and Bijuu Mike should be invited for this video and be given it for free.

[@riri._.misheru1311]

Newest Dhar man video : Popular youtuber stole grandmas and lives to regret it

[@C1trus_Acid]

LMAO YESS

[@realgirlchip6758]

Mike's title's without context are the funniest thing Actually even with context it's weird

[@TheArtisticIntrovert]

this playlist made me remember my own cookie clicker game that I haven't touched in like......3 years. turns out if you have the upgrade that keeps your cookies producing when the game is closed, you can get an absolute CRAPLOAD of cookies in that time

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

It triggers me looking at the upgrades Bijuu Mike could buy, but doesn't.

[@BijuuMike]

Help plz

[@uwu7931]

Bean juice bike, please notice me I wanna see you make yandere sim vids

[@Itsjustme.14]

@@BijuuMike only for 100 billion cookies

[@StupidFandomYT_Vids]

@@BijuuMike Bijou needs help

[@dallyn3978]

@@BijuuMike no. I will watch you suffer.

[@BlueberryFruitsy]

0:26 poor Ethel

[@RealRottenPossum]

Title: hand over your grandma NOW Me: w- what if she is dead

[@Clibix123]

1:47 COOKIE HUNTER WHA..

[@creampuffe4904]

Ok heres my grandma. thank you for your business kind sir

[@CR34T0R_]

So that's where my Grandma went...

[@TodiToday]

OKAY OKAY HERE'S MY GRANDMA PLS CHILL

[@1111gjhfscvhdsh]

Fun fact: this person had no idea what the game was when they made this comment

[@Karasublim]

@@1111gjhfscvhdsh yuhp

[@TodiToday]

@@1111gjhfscvhdsh i was making a joke about the title But it is indeed true My first thought wasn't "cookie clicker" but it was "comment and get likes"

[@1111gjhfscvhdsh]

@@TodiToday ik lol I was also looking for likes

[@TodiToday]

@@1111gjhfscvhdsh ight, have a nice rest of ur day

[@philip.not_ph1lza]

Well I haven't played this game for so long, good memories. Good memories of 2019

[@hhand3459]

Okay Bijuu, I'll even pay for your trip to the crematory. Been long since she had visitors. She'd appreciate you :)

[@Apple_-re3ts]

Bijuu mike: let me have your grandma and I’ll give you cookies Me: *calls grandma*

[@ToobyBoogy]

Bijuu mike: certified cookie maker and grandma stealer.

[@paper-yuki]

*Mike : hey, hey you .. How much for your Grandma?*

[@notesblues]

This is the most intimidating video I've ever seen.

[@_absolo]

“You can buy children? What the heck?“

[@Fevr_Dream]

If Mike sees this, where'd you get that shirt, hot topic? I just really like it

[@gigiswitch9442]

This thumbnail was literally the first thing I saw when I got on KZbin today and it nearly scared the crap outta me for some reason.

[@mrmattytwii]

THIS IS AMAZING :)

[@Dedry]

you're everywhere i can see the grind to get the subs

[@charlierogers5178]

Speedrunners: *furiously beats mouse* Mike: *double clicks* Me: *watching this video as my auto clicker beats the game*

[@diamondbluebook]

literally, idk why but im addicted to this game and i havent even bought it yet

[@enzoeijsermans4161]

It's free tho

[@MrsSking123]

I didn't know mike was into people of higher age.

[@hironexus]

Fun Fact: He didn't stop playing, he stopped the recording, went to get up and.... Got another Lucky Cookie.

[@Sprout_Kid]

Another update on my terrifying grandmas... they just told me "You Disgust Me" BIJUU PLEASE- THEM GRANDMAS ARE EVIL! SELL THEN WHILE YOU SILL CAN!

[@Sologod-yt7oo]

The thumbnail was stupid funny 🤣 I like it

[@melissagreen714]

I can't believe how invested in those grandma's and cookies I am.

[@blockycraftpartyplayz7015]

Hatsune miku

[@mrmattytwii]

Hi miku :)

[@Nolaii_]

Miku uwu

[@hearts4hearin]

YES I have so much stuff in my rooms bout you miku

[@Molteny-]

Oooooo eeooo

[@ۦۦٴۦۦ]

yes

[@jaxyboythepipes6969]

Me: *reads the title* me: “no”

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

About the prestige: a good start in my opinion to ascend is when you get +5.. you get 5 skill points, where you can buy a total of 3 permanent upgrades. Always ascend, when you feel that there is not much progress anymore or when your potential skill points are way beyond your current prestige level.

[@genghiskhan4883]

no +5 is not a good idea it is good to get atleast 200 according to the cookie clicker devs

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

@@genghiskhan4883 oh ok if they so then it should be that. I was only writing it from my experience

[@akaxlaurent5672]

GUNDHAM TANAKA

[@Martezpan]

I’m starting to think the grandmas are putting some time of crack in their cookies

[@axolotl2452]

Hi

[@yoshirivalry]

Hi

[@myavww]

Hi

[@50cksie]

*Hi*

[@P.hroggo]

i dont think you want my religious asf grandma that dosen't think about someones feelings before doing something

[@Mae-zy6uo]

Mike: This is good for me in life Me: And he has already lost his mind playing a game

[@Goldenbuttercupz]

I read the title and immediately knew which game you would play. Mike needs to rename games that would be fun 😂

[@hrianboyer928]

13:36 he’s literally right. Eventually, you can make cookies from other cookies.

[@wisteriarequiem2762]

I love how at the top where the news announcements and such are, once you get more rich it'll give you a message from grandma saying things like "Absolutely disgusting" and "You disgust me" it always makes me laugh lol

[@lacytaylor1501]

Darn it Mike, why did you introduce me to this game. All I have now is cookies, trillions of cookies...

[@elijahf3089]

I can't wait for them to reach the certain grandma related event

[@CrappyScience]

"Holly crap I've never seen it do this before." Him in the last video,"wooooooooo this is new." the power....... Its getting to him

[@IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur]

"I'll have your pet lizard making cookies by the end of the day!" My lizard I just got yesterday:

[@Emmariscobar]

You should level up your banks, temples, wizard towers & farms to unlock the minigames!

[@Vbd230]

Well , I have a crazy obsessed grandma who is obsessive over whatever she does. She’s 80 and loves food. She can make 1000000000000000000000000000000 cookies per 0.1 second. Selling her for 100,000,000,000 sugar free cookies

[@kaaaaaaterinaaaaa]

Mike: I eat cookies EVERY MEAL. Mike 1 year later: I have diabetes

[@pyrrhacrow8210]

My childish personality: "Please don't take my Grandma! I love her so much!" Me: "You just want those cookies for yourself..." My childish personality: "Exactly..."

[@crei5538]

"hand over your grandma NOW" *Pulling out the gravel

[@miche8442]

help, mike kidnapped my grandma, i havent seen her in a year, i dont know if shes dead or alive please i beg of you

[@stolinatorstolinator9383]

You: give me your grandma Me: how about my dog and nether portal

[@Crystalamora02]

Grandma: We're nice grandma's Also grandma: *grandmapocolypse*

[@kikimora319]

All of the boys in my class won't stop playing this! It got so bad to the point where our teachers had to block the site.

[@blackshadowiskul]

U have floating headphones

[@reoku9062]

* grandma breathes* mike: there is no time , there is just time for cookies!

[@emilym3219]

13:35 Cookies don't make other cookies, they make sponges

[@Jinxed11]

As an experienced clicker, it pains me when he doesn't buy upgrades or higher resourcees and just clicks. And those poor grandmothers....

[@Hannah-rq5xo]

Bijuu; Give me ur grandma and get cookies. Me: sure. **hands over grandmas ashes**

[@booperdooper9762]

Michael, thank you! I thought my grandmas were dead but it looks like you found em.

[@TheBloxpopcat]

1:20 check last vid

[@Shyningfade]

"Grandma lovers... join me!" At first I wasn't going to, but then I heard RPG Maker music, so okay.

[@thomascovington6229]

you also missed the fact that one of your grandmas said "you could have stopped it"

[@AsteroidLuckIsReal]

Bijuu Mike: I-I think i'm hipntised me:Unhipntisi's Bijuu Mike

[@cherrytomatoes2613]

I like how ur headphones greenscreened out! Haha! LOL!!!

[@that.kenz.lover.]

Bijuu: "ok if you give me your grandma I will give you cookies" Me: "ok one second I need to find her... She's not here... Darn"

[@Angle_Demon4638]

Me:-vibing with 6 trillion cookies- Benju Mike:HOW- Me:The grandmas i stole your grandmas

[@Marshmo]

Your videos are the reason I remembered this game existed, yes I bought it, and now I will try to get all the achievements. **war flashbacks**

[@LuigiFan1akaStar]

Jokes on you, Bijuu Mike! I don't have any grandmas but still will get your cookies!

[@custardapple55]

"Hand over your grandma now" *Throws Mike into a grave"

[@serenitymartin4203]

Mike: give me your grandma me: quick question does this game take place in the afterlife? cuz if not we have a problem.

[@Alyssap24.]

Me: w-what are you doing in my house Bijuu: I want your grandma

[@lordv9797]

“Say goodbye to all your grandmas” *My grandma is dead*

[@lordv9797]

Well one of them

[@lordv9797]

Imma go cry now

[@hhand3459]

I need to get ready for school... But the cookies are making me stay and keep watching...

[@tychobrauns6509]

1:20, "this is new" litterly happend in the episode before this one