I have a problem.. Cookie Clicker

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Bijuu: "I have a problem" Literally every other Cookie Clicker player: "Same"

[@IEatLithiumBatteries]

Same I’m addicted to cookie clicker

[@artistic_lesbian5435]

Dangerously funny plays

[@snowflakkepink]

Same

[@tyrpooplays5611]

Luckily I haven’t payed it but I want to now

[@GoldenWaifuUwU]

True

[@joeschmo276]

Bijuu two episodes ago: We won’t stoop to the level of changing the key binds Bijuu now: *Well you see*

[@milkbox9793]

Math problems be like: "Bijuu Mike buys 167 grandmas. How many cookies does he have now?"

[@Phoenixthesave]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 how if you can't even develop proper braincells

[@muffie7190]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 those aren't even your videos

[@JoshesGUillotine]

then they whip out like random numbers

[@cwanimations]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 shush.

[@user-cb1pl2ql3x]

@Çhrîstófêr Pèzét ×37 you don't have any vids and the ones that are there are someone else

[@Ti-Sonic]

Technically, the upgrade that could start the Grandmapocalypse are the "One mind" but the "Communal Brainsweep" triggers is the level above. Given your style of playing, you'd rather not get any of those, as getting only the One Mind could help if you left the game in idle Also the farms are quite interesting, but getting all the plants will take you some time. There's also some minigames like that for other buildings 😁

[@slurpnderp1838]

Bruh I hate how people say this you can disable it

[@Ti-Sonic]

@@slurpnderp1838 if you grab the One mind + communal brainsweep + Elder Pledge, yes you can stop it. If you only buy the One Mind tech, it does trigger it, but only the first state, which can't really disabled unless you use the sesame command, or the browser console. Not sure if that behavior has been edited for Steam, though.

[@NixLovesIcedChai]

mike: "just know that i care" also mike: *forcing grandmas to make cookies 24/7*

[@weirdandrandomstripedbunny8579]

Hahaha that's why i didn't install it

[@fahdalotibi1866]

nice lol

[@starberryswirls]

Yep

[@bonkdotioimealol]

Sadly it's the dark humor of Cookie Clicker

[@that.kenz.lover.]

"also would you want to buy some cookies?" -mikeeeeee Mikes bikes and cookies

[@NonbinaryGhost]

I’m very sure that I’m a qualified grandma. No background checks needed.

[@antorasarker4278]

Thf

[@ascencionaguilar1827]

Omg you are in the video

[@NonbinaryGhost]

@@ascencionaguilar1827 Yeah, haha! I almost had a heart attack when I saw!

[@amyerwin2276]

@@NonbinaryGhost Were you one of those three legged alien grandmas?

[@MelonKing0627]

“Bingo center research facility.” The grandmapocalips starts

[@JasmineBrowneyes]

Great. Thanks to you guys, I went back to my year old file and started playing again.

[@daiana04]

same

[@SkyeBellemore]

That was the best promotion I’ve ever seen, take my grandma!! She will save LIVES

[@theharrbear5369]

@Tess McDaniel from her plastic surgery

[@SamThe42nd]

1 quadrillion? Oh my sweet summer child, so young, so innocent. You have much to learn...

[@Thenikot]

Rest in peace, to all the lost souls that have fallen... and gotten addicted to cookie clicker.

[@emptyfeelings9015]

LMAO

[@LemonDrip]

rip me

[@staycenorton3397]

I have it on the less addictive version and I am addicted

[@thebioofwaste3116]

i somehow survived

[@noctuabird]

ah i remeber playing this is class on a pined mute tab during school while the teacher's back was turned

[@Taunt_1NG_U]

Bijuu: How many grandmas does it take to change a lightbulb? Me: Zero because you should be doing it yourself you lazy bum!

[@theharrbear5369]

u lazy bum

[@alexrichardson2483]

Lol

[@theredfire6379]

Plot twist :hes questioning what your childhood

[@huntkam6435]

69th like

[@jaxyboythepipes6969]

@@huntkam6435 my favourite number

[@NHNL.-]

Bijuu mike for president "WE NEED GRANNYS" -Michael

[@xsalixartz59]

I saw the title, and flashbacked to when I used to play Cookie Clicker with a friend 3 years ago in a Digital Info Tech class...I haven’t watched the previous video he talked about, so ima watch it after this, but continuing on, my friend and I attempted to make our own rendition of the game in class during free time, yeaaa eventually we ran into a problem with the code and just gave up lol

[@thisisasupersayin376]

This is his third Cookie Clicker video

[@gahthepro]

You get sugar lumps every 24 hours which can upgrade that building you used the sugar on or unlock a mini game like the farm. the wizard tower mini game is very good because you get cast spells and instantly spawn a golden cookie or you can cast a spell to make upgrades cheaper, buildings ect but the spells can sometimes backfire and make building cost more upgrades cost more and the golden cookie will turn into a wrath cookie can sometimes takes away or you might get a cookie clot which will slow your cookies down.and you can get another achievement by naming ur bakery “Orteil” don’t worry you can change back to the name u want and still have the achievement

[@caseychuu]

New movie idea: Bijuu Mike and the rise of the grandma. Mike must save all the grandmas and help them regain sanity, the only way to do that is to make cookies. Thank you for your time. :)

[@thatonegachakidhaha]

Yesss

[@Devinelix]

MAKE IT ON KZbin

[@S0me_artist]

I will have to try and animate EVEN IF ITS MY FIRST TIME (and it will lol)

[@caseychuu]

@@S0me_artist omg yes

[@that.kenz.lover.]

@@S0me_artist OMG YESSS

[@joeparedes6974]

It's okay that you have a problem, mike. These are my favorite videos of yours!

[@Enzaru]

always happy to see his cookie addiction become increasingly unstoppable

[@theanti-socialkoala3107]

Take my grandma, she doesnt listen to me and she is a great baker and has many stories to tell! JUST TAKE HER ALREADY!

[@theanti-socialkoala3107]

PLEASE I'LL GIVE HER TO YOU FOR FREE, MIKE!

[@-CatontheCouch]

Beautiful. You're getting stronger. edit: there's an achievement at the beginning of the game where u gotta get a certain number of cookies without clicking

[@paickle5186]

"911, whats your emergency?" "Yes, um, so I was with my gradma for evacuation, and when I woke up the next day she was gone. I saw a note on the floor and it just says, your gradma will do well for me? I'm very scared, please help."

[@ZhyrenStudios]

My grandma has gone missing. Please come back grandpa needs you 😢

[@Tolkinginger]

Grandmas are angry. The grandmapocolipse is impending. You could have stopped it by not getting a bingo research facility.

[@Aerodil]

Love me some cookie clicker. It has been awhile since I played it myself.

[@yourlocalwalmart301]

Mike : “join us , join us , hehehehe” Me : okay my lord! Game devs : what have we done..?

[@JoCaTen]

Because of you I decided to try it again after years. Currently grinding for 4 days. Send help

[@nightjetts]

Same. All I think about is cookies now.

[@Mathi5000]

day 9 The grandmas are coming for me. Im hiding in the forest but i know they will find me here. I will try to find a new hiding spot tomorrow.

[@jenniferfernandez1529]

Bijuu: *has a quadrillion cookies* Me: *has infinite cookies* Also me: I am beyond your level

[@justmoonlight.2233]

whaaa

[@MemzYoutube]

Looks like he’s playing some classic games, not complaining tho

[@trudykilburn8523]

Mike: "i have a problem.." Me: well then.. stop it, get some help

[@Phoenixthesave]

1 minute in and he's already insane

[@AHHH-999]

Ok this is where the meme. “Stop it, get some help” comes in handy 😉

[@thefantasticang]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

[@Mabassa]

What

[@waffale8086]

E

[@akaxlaurent5672]

Nice pfp

[@ShadowFrosty101]

Why u telling us this ??

[@ShadowFrosty101]

No one cares

[@TheMagicPinecone]

Seeing his reaction to the mutated grandmas gave me epic nostalgia of the very first time I experienced the grandmaocalypse... ah, memories :')

[@xEther3al]

Was playing cookie clicker when this came out I have more motivation to click now

[@kyragibbs9338]

Bijuu Mike: I have a problem Everyone: we'll watch your new addiction it's ok Bijuu: ...

[@Maze0000]

I used to think this was a stupid game til I started playing now I can't stop lol

[@MLKAOnYoutube]

Mike : adiccted to the game Me : starting the game couple hours later adiccted

[@anydangthing1802]

This game brings back memories for me..

[@gregheffley8880]

Lmao same

[@Strxwberrystix]

@Çhrîstófèr Pêzēt ×64 uno reverse card

[@mxrco_polo]

You can take my very Italian grandma. WARNING! SHE HATES FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS WHILE BAKING 😰 She might add a bit of extra plastic and plutonium to the cookies

[@devong8890]

I'd like to see how long Bijuu's been playing cookie clicker

[@notesblues]

I love how this has become a whole series

[@ChaiSpice555]

It’s been a whole while since I’ve been on gaming KZbin I very much missed it here and I definitely missed some chapters-

[@S0me_artist]

This inspired me, I am now addicted to the game, tysm I can finally play a game other than Roblox

[@exoticmayonnaise6590]

You should put “Open Sesame” in your name it doubles the amount of cookies you make

[@mrleoxf2580]

No it does not

[@nokotanworshipper]

it actually gives you debug console

[@mrleoxf2580]

@@nokotanworshipper no you have to write Isaysopensesame or something like that

[@jaxyboythepipes6969]

@@mrleoxf2580 it’s just “saysopensesame”

[@jaxyboythepipes6969]

@@kris_something Oh yeah my bad

[@69ratz420]

me before playing cookie clicker: cookie clicker cant be that addicting me when i start playing cookie clicker: we neeeeeeeeed more grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[@genji3107]

Hi

[@TASC-DocMain]

Hi

[@MrCommentGod]

Hi

[@Nvmmmmmm1102]

Hi

[@TASC-DocMain]

@Çhrîstófèr Pêzēt ×64 no, you

[@Sanchlingernon]

Hi

[@benboiscratch4615]

Mike: *buys bingo research facility* "I'm scared of the Grandmapocalypse starting" Me: *sweats in cookie*

[@N.o.v.aspark]

i remember years ago everyone used to play cookie clicker in class. We were in 3rd grade. We were so innocent- *anyway....* *GIVE ME YOUR GRANDMA*

[@georges227]

The grandma revolution has begun.Beware of the rolling pins.

[@alexwijaya8011]

I already play cookie clicker before bijuu mike play it Fun fact:when you click on the achivement when you sell the granma the granma will say i tought you love me

[@Notnotnotnotnotjennyboy]

Mike: *buys Bingo* Also Mike: I’m scared of the grandmapocalypes Me: You don’t look scared?

[@TazzzzzzzzManian]

TAKE ALL OF MY GRANDMA'S! HIRE ME TOO! I SHALL STOP THE GRANDMAPOCLIPS! I SWEAR I AM QUALIFIED! I HAVE MADE COOKIES BEFORE, I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS VERY MOMENT!

[@refrigerator7778]

the awnser is over 100 because they are busy making cookies

[@cielisbackinthehouse3184]

Pov you’re me: ah finely done baking. Oh! Bijuu has uploaded a new video *gets baking threats*

[@madrestrendy]

as i child i have spent 3 years playing this game. (please help me mike, im dying)

[@melissagreen714]

Lol Bijuu got addicted to this game so fast and I'm here for it.

[@boombob3D]

Who needs a grandma when you have this guy

[@fake_miokii]

Grandmas: *exsist* Bijuu Mike: Invest

[@potatohope7698]

This video is one million cookies out of 10 grandmas

[@Payz_yt]

I sold a grandma and i read the achievement and it made me cry because it said in the corner "I thought you loved me" 😭😭

[@some_random_pan5597]

bijuu: "many grandmas does it take to bake a batch of cookies?" also bijuu: "i have 167 grandmas to make a batch of cookies"

[@DotBruv]

Bijuu in the previous video: "I got to 1 trillion cookies yeah!" Bijuu in this video: "Got to 100 trillion cookies.... anyways"

[@cielisbackinthehouse3184]

Bijuu my I will gladly send you my two dead grandmas

[@Pestonguest]

I remember old cookie clickers but now its begun.......the grandmas have taken over the game now they will soon buy you...

[@zaynedickens2450]

I kind of want to see Mike restart and only use grandma's to make cookies. 🍪🍪

[@parusupuratoun]

I feel like he’d be like “They don’t understand me! I need the cookies. I NEED THEM.”

[@nimbarthecatcop1239]

I don't know if you know this,but the grandmas have different appearances because of upgrades and other buildings like mines, for example some of the grandmas have pickaxes. In the grandma upgrades they can add more clicks per second to a certain building and it adds the skin to some of the grandmas

[@Izzy-my4jm]

There's a achievement for going in to inform and scrolling all the way down and clicking the little cookie

[@GloryToHayastan]

The ''I will buy your grandma's bakery'' has been a huge sucsess

[@Peridot-6ch]

Bijuu: "I have a problem" Literally every other Cookie Clicker player: "Same" bruh

[@izanamitakahashi5421]

Me: *answers all the questions right * Bijuu Mike: now... How many grandmas does to take... To... Make a factory? Me: *PANIK *

[@pinkmusshy328]

Bijuu mike : I have a problem.... Cookies, Grandmas.... Me : yes, dude... You DO HAVE A PROBLEM. COOKIES CLIKER PROBLEM

[@mehgatchauwu7874]

One day there will be an immortality cookie, where you live forever in a cookie universe, you shall be lonely forever, it costs a trillion cookies. Will you take it?

[@scribble2818]

*grabs cookie from pan* Grandma: son do u need more cookies? You: uh nooo Grandma: THEN CLICK COOKIES FOR U LIVING

[@Fatnoob360]

Wow thanks dude for featuring me on scrub of the day I was gonna post this on the Bob video but then I took a while so yeah

[@nideshtamang8631]

The real answer to the third question is theres no limit on how many grandmas you need to run a cookie factory

[@ST4RFRU1TZ]

every cookie clicker:"we have a problem." me: "THEN STOP"

[@frankacolston9323]

I think it takes all the worlds grandma's to run a factory

[@nicholas.alexander1122]

Hey Bijuu Mike, I don't actually know if another viewer told you this already, but there is a secret achievement you can get called "The Olden Days" it's not that hard to get, all you have to do is scroll all the way down in the update log, then, click on a little toe or coin looking thing on the bottom right of the bottom of the log next to when the game first launched. Your welcome if you didn't already get it or for others that didn't already.

[@gachaseedshark6665]

Biju:you see guys it's not just a factory where your gradmas a slave I promise *one second later*biju:I'm afraid of the grandma apocalypse

[@angy3294]

I love your videos and your funny and your content is amazing!

[@marymontgomery3131]

i found out you can get an achievement for constantly clicking through the news at the top while i was playing the game

[@starburst98]

To crossbreed plants you need an open space, the magnifyingnglads shows you an example, place 2 seeds on a diagonal and then leave two empty spots. Then just leave the plants alone.

[@lcajueiro]

Mike: you can apply your clicking to your scroll wheel Me with my autoclicker that clicks once every 0.01 seconds: amatuers

[@aveeno2636]

When grandmas are selling cookies Normal ppl: I shall buy the grandmas cookies. Cookie clicker players: I SHALL BUY THE GRANDMA

[@japh6977]

When I first saw the thumbnail I was like “hey that looks familiar” and then I realised one of my classmates always plays that on his laptop at school.

[@BNBfarm]

I started playing cookie player and now we are both addicted and we live streets together while we play cookie clicker. We don’t care that our family’s left us we just care about cookie clicker

[@syrup1733]

Bijuu:"I think there are Thanos grandmas." Me: Thran-mas :O

[@JaysBAMboozled]

"I'm not going insane, I promise" "are you sure about that?"

[@CoolGuy-sq5cu]

Mike, you have to prestige, You can unlock new things like a cookie dragon and you get lots of boost, I recommend to prestige when you have it at +25

[@slurpnderp1838]

That is a terrible idea you should at around 400 or something I forget exact number

[@sighs123]

'all u have to do is roll ur mouse wheel' me who plays on laptop: what wheel?

[@dreamk-pop]

BijuuMike:I don’t have a problem with this game Me: Dude you are so addicted to getting a lot of cookies 🙄✋🏽

[@fr0gspit]

The next episode of my strange addiction "guy can't stop stealing grandma's (and force's them to make cookies)"

[@aslinzq]

How about 1 quintillion sintillion grandmas for your factory? 👀

[@bnhaedits2088]

Yay! I'm really early for once! Usually my phone doesn't tell me when someone posts til hours later...

[@theanti-socialkoala3107]

Ayyee he listened to me in the live stream i said we need more cookie clicker and now we have it here lmao

[@theanti-socialkoala3107]

Btw this was a joke, don't fight in the comments please

[@maze7050]

0:04 none, that’s what grandsons are for

[@InfinityMagician]

This game is addicting and terrifying. Don't. Just - flee while you can the day of reckoning is at hand.

[@1zuko_ch4n_]

*The entirety of all the planets is made of cookies !! (Let me dream)* Imagine all his grandmothers we end up building their houses out of cookies ! Or maybe they created a single is big house bringing together all of his grandmothers and inside the house is made of cookies ! 👀