Hank crack fishin

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mj3453

mj3453

Күн бұрын

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@MutantGrandpa
@MutantGrandpa 4 жыл бұрын
Hank throws a fish like a football that’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen
@unicornburgers302
@unicornburgers302 4 жыл бұрын
Jjoonn yikes
@nahometesfay1112
@nahometesfay1112 4 жыл бұрын
@Jjoonn Like a FOOTball as in gridiron football, a game that is very popular in America, but relatively uncommon in other countries.
@EmoFox9
@EmoFox9 4 жыл бұрын
He played football in school, the action is natural to him.
@MutantGrandpa
@MutantGrandpa 4 жыл бұрын
Fishing is like an American past time also football is too
@ShamblesMD
@ShamblesMD 4 жыл бұрын
He definitely didn't put enough spin on it. That was a duck.
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 5 жыл бұрын
"A little chunk'll do ya" already talking like a crackhead 😂😂
@Bloombaby99
@Bloombaby99 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ArchNemesis314
@ArchNemesis314 4 жыл бұрын
That uh, that would be the joke
@ArchNemesis314
@ArchNemesis314 4 жыл бұрын
@DontFuckWithUnicorns You think that you're real clever don't ya? You just sound like a gaiboi
@ArchNemesis314
@ArchNemesis314 4 жыл бұрын
@DontFuckWithUnicorns Sorry I don't speak gaiboi
@allmodescrew5548
@allmodescrew5548 4 жыл бұрын
The Pope Nutz gaiboi wow you sound like you’re in middle school
@DailyDoseofShortsVideos
@DailyDoseofShortsVideos 3 жыл бұрын
Hank bought crack Smoked weed And became a pimp without even knowing I mean this man has quite a record
@iaintafraidofnoghosts7135
@iaintafraidofnoghosts7135 3 жыл бұрын
Hank is a badass lol
@hhs_leviathan
@hhs_leviathan 3 жыл бұрын
Also, acoording to court records, is an expert on adult entertainment and allegedly blew up a car dealership and a mega-lo-mart...
@chegadesuade
@chegadesuade 3 жыл бұрын
_BwaaaAaaaAaah!_ - Hank when he figured it out
@monkeyr2910
@monkeyr2910 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle4712 hwat?
@kazamiyuuji7678
@kazamiyuuji7678 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle4712 god damnit I stopped going to church for a reason and you just wanna bring it right back
@ch2oma
@ch2oma 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the fish bit the hook again :D
@JediMaster362
@JediMaster362 5 жыл бұрын
The fish used Bite!
@savagesock3598
@savagesock3598 5 жыл бұрын
JediMaster362 Magikarp used Bite!
@JediMaster362
@JediMaster362 5 жыл бұрын
Crusty Sock: Yep! Quite a rare Magikarp!
@joeltarango9752
@joeltarango9752 5 жыл бұрын
Suicidal fish got my hook!!, ( American Dad reference)
@dudetocartman
@dudetocartman 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it more when it swam back and jumped in the boat and knocked Bill in the water.
@erichofmeister521
@erichofmeister521 4 жыл бұрын
“MADE IN THE USA” close up of Hanks hand shaking the crack vile. Gold!
@sean123888
@sean123888 3 жыл бұрын
Made in the jungles of Columbia then the USA
@pppupu936
@pppupu936 3 жыл бұрын
@@sean123888 imported to Mexico then smuggled to USA. By racists and a criminals. As trump and white people would say, but who are the buyers? 😆
@WraithLK
@WraithLK 3 жыл бұрын
@@pppupu936 sounds like you’re the racist for believing all white people think a certain way
@pppupu936
@pppupu936 3 жыл бұрын
@@WraithLK they do
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo 3 жыл бұрын
Vial*
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 3 ай бұрын
“Bait? You call it BAIT?! I like that.” *Bro it really does fit because it gets people “hooked.”*
@totallylegityoutubeperson4170
@totallylegityoutubeperson4170 Ай бұрын
You think they wrote the script that way by accident?
@tylerfromtexas6556
@tylerfromtexas6556 6 жыл бұрын
It's funnier that Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger, and he couldn't tell that it was crack.
@123blastoffful
@123blastoffful 6 жыл бұрын
look at how boomhauer looks at the phial when hank first pulls it out he knew i guess he decided to play dumb
@pablosanchez5294
@pablosanchez5294 6 жыл бұрын
I think he was just playing along since hank wasn’t consuming it look at his face @1:56
@StupidjimmyInc
@StupidjimmyInc 6 жыл бұрын
pablo sanchez If you bring a vial with white stuff in it to fish, you wouldn't think it is what it is.
@pjdlol
@pjdlol 6 жыл бұрын
i think your all reading to much into it
@IvanKisaragi
@IvanKisaragi 6 жыл бұрын
He looks so sad @ 2:10 "Damnohmanhankdunhaveabecumadamnocrackhead"
@phousefilms
@phousefilms 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when the fish shot back and hit Bill.
@brandonvillatuya9539
@brandonvillatuya9539 4 жыл бұрын
I read your comment out of context and thought the fish pulled out a gun
@jeremiahjohnson423
@jeremiahjohnson423 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonvillatuya9539 same😂
@FireIsTheCIeanser
@FireIsTheCIeanser 3 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother did the same thing when we first watched this episode lol
@allankhad1030
@allankhad1030 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, classic king of the hill. Comedy gold. lol.
@jamesmayle4712
@jamesmayle4712 3 жыл бұрын
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@josephbierline2039
@josephbierline2039 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how Hank thinks fish speak Spanish
@boataxe4605
@boataxe4605 3 жыл бұрын
Well they are near the Gulf of Mexico so you never know.
@manonfireletsdrowsehim3205
@manonfireletsdrowsehim3205 3 жыл бұрын
No they speak Finnish
@juandiego9164
@juandiego9164 3 жыл бұрын
But they do speak English
@NosticGames
@NosticGames 3 жыл бұрын
@Jäger bruh.
@GeorgioTheChef
@GeorgioTheChef 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@BarstoolBlues33
@BarstoolBlues33 7 жыл бұрын
freshness jars lol
@joeshmoe5169
@joeshmoe5169 6 жыл бұрын
Barstool Blues Sure don't get that at Mega-Lo-Mart
@vallisdaemonumofficial
@vallisdaemonumofficial 5 жыл бұрын
666th like, let's get this *BAIT*
@TheKmaki
@TheKmaki 5 жыл бұрын
I was the 1k like.
@vallisdaemonumofficial
@vallisdaemonumofficial 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheKmaki congratulations 🎉
@TheKmaki
@TheKmaki 5 жыл бұрын
@@vallisdaemonumofficial Thank you, it is rare I get to play such a significant part in the universe.
@grugonk
@grugonk 7 жыл бұрын
The fish got addicted. That is darkly humorous.
@nlwolslegel
@nlwolslegel 7 жыл бұрын
grugonk have you watched king of the hill before?
@grugonk
@grugonk 7 жыл бұрын
I have.
@nicktechnubyte1184
@nicktechnubyte1184 6 жыл бұрын
Ghazghkull Thraka you’re not gonna see that kind of humor on today’s cartoons or movies! Am I right?!
@24_Hour_Majima
@24_Hour_Majima 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicktechnubyte1184 No your not...
@defaultmate
@defaultmate 5 жыл бұрын
@@24_Hour_Majima You're*
@TitoRigatoni
@TitoRigatoni 3 жыл бұрын
1:06 can we all just appreciate how deftly Hank ties that rock to his hook? That's the crack bait knot of an experienced fisherman, I'll tell you hwut
@gcHK47
@gcHK47 2 жыл бұрын
Well, he was a boy scout in the Order of the Straight Arrow.
@samkulik4642
@samkulik4642 4 жыл бұрын
"Look. hank you can offer all the denials and rationalizations you want but the bottom line is still the same... we'gon try that bait!"
@kolbyhallmark
@kolbyhallmark 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as it played. Lmbo
@kjuergens1985
@kjuergens1985 4 жыл бұрын
This has 420 likes right now. I won't mess it up.
@femmemachete
@femmemachete 4 жыл бұрын
@@kjuergens1985 Don't worry. 73 other people did it for you.
@anything7441
@anything7441 4 жыл бұрын
Yes !
@AlexGMason
@AlexGMason 4 жыл бұрын
*wanna
@SeanZ482
@SeanZ482 5 жыл бұрын
Ruined a perfectly good fish is what you did, look at it, you got him addicted to crack
@kic8523
@kic8523 3 жыл бұрын
Bwwwaaaaa!
@nathanielward7241
@nathanielward7241 3 жыл бұрын
Now hes gotta suck fish sticks around the pond to get by on his miserable daily existence....
@kuruptzZz
@kuruptzZz 3 жыл бұрын
"uhh...are you jack?" "I got your jack right here jack" Cracks me up every time
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 2 ай бұрын
I see what you did there 🧐
@kbrown6123
@kbrown6123 5 жыл бұрын
He gave him 3 grams for $20 🤯 Whiteboy was the PLUG
@omarflores493
@omarflores493 5 жыл бұрын
K Brown we partying
@omarflores493
@omarflores493 5 жыл бұрын
Cameron Woods money is just paper while crack is a high
@churcheschickin
@churcheschickin 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@omarflores493
@omarflores493 5 жыл бұрын
Cameron Woods nah m8
@bluntman305
@bluntman305 5 жыл бұрын
He was Jessie from breaking bad .
@ss.fx3626
@ss.fx3626 5 жыл бұрын
* gets stoped buy a cop * cop: sir we found crack in your car hank: no sir its my bait
@xZippy
@xZippy 4 жыл бұрын
Cop: Well in that case, you're fine. Get lost.
@TrianglePants
@TrianglePants 4 жыл бұрын
stopped
@____5186
@____5186 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually the plot of this episode. He ends up having to go on a fishing trip with some cops to prove that he genuinely mistook drugs for fishing bait.
@whatthatbe388
@whatthatbe388 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dtczyk8976
@dtczyk8976 4 жыл бұрын
Stopped. By. Stay in school kids.
@elcuhangeltv
@elcuhangeltv 3 жыл бұрын
“I like beer hank. Don’t you like beer? I mean, I love beer.”
@jennafisher8403
@jennafisher8403 3 жыл бұрын
Profound
@heisrisen560
@heisrisen560 3 жыл бұрын
I read that right as bill was saying it 😂😂😂 classic
@Thereis1
@Thereis1 3 жыл бұрын
beer is good
@bsgambati1
@bsgambati1 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, got one!
@sentboumaster3436
@sentboumaster3436 4 ай бұрын
Mær dámar øl, Hank. Dámar tær ikki øl? Eg meini, eg elski øl
@sterlinwall9673
@sterlinwall9673 4 жыл бұрын
When me and my buddies are fishing, and aren’t getting any bites, I always say ‘I need some of that hank hill bait.” 😂😂
@Y0Leeroy2
@Y0Leeroy2 3 жыл бұрын
Real talk tho lol
@santiagoguerrero6500
@santiagoguerrero6500 3 жыл бұрын
When me and my buddies are fishing, and aren't getting any bites we just smoke crack
@bowenhuffman2648
@bowenhuffman2648 3 жыл бұрын
Bate*
@sterlinwall9673
@sterlinwall9673 3 жыл бұрын
@@bowenhuffman2648 *bait*!
@sterlinwall9673
@sterlinwall9673 3 жыл бұрын
@@santiagoguerrero6500 😂😂😂
@sonicguyver7445
@sonicguyver7445 4 жыл бұрын
"Pass the salt?" "THAT'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHIN'!"
@ryanbarth6691
@ryanbarth6691 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that 😂😂
@invadernik
@invadernik Жыл бұрын
it do be like that though
@matthewb9955
@matthewb9955 3 жыл бұрын
“Alright ease off, a little chunk will do ya”.
@akingspalace4050
@akingspalace4050 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@calvin7978
@calvin7978 5 жыл бұрын
no one: boomhauer: DANG MAN MAN THAT WAS FAST HANKS THE MAN MAN DANG OL FISHIN MAGICIAN
@1_fishin_magician153
@1_fishin_magician153 4 жыл бұрын
I about fell off my chair when I heard Ol'Boomhaur say that !!! ;-)
@edgewatersbestguitarist1524
@edgewatersbestguitarist1524 4 жыл бұрын
100!
@violetthebat8810
@violetthebat8810 4 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer be spitting BARZ right there! 😂👌
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 4 жыл бұрын
@@BardiXOfficial No one: BardiX Official: GaRbAgE NoRmIe MeMe
@jimmyelkordy3752
@jimmyelkordy3752 4 жыл бұрын
You didn’t need the “no one” part tbh
@Michael-590
@Michael-590 4 жыл бұрын
Bill being tackled into the water by a crack-addicted fish was the funniest part of this scene. 😂
@karlycrooks2209
@karlycrooks2209 3 жыл бұрын
If that happened in real life,I would die from laughing so hard.
@PadCircle
@PadCircle 3 жыл бұрын
And he showered Dale in the process too! Loved it!
@22espec
@22espec 2 жыл бұрын
@@karlycrooks2209 it does happen with those Asian Carps
@karlycrooks2209
@karlycrooks2209 2 жыл бұрын
@@22espec never saw a video about that
@ThatMadCat
@ThatMadCat 3 жыл бұрын
God damn, inflation went up this much? I wish I could buy so many drugs for 20$ these days.
@borzoi2607
@borzoi2607 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh u got all that yogs munny quit complaining
@masterblaster5705
@masterblaster5705 3 жыл бұрын
Drive to the actual hood, dope of all kinds has been a buyer's market ever since the opiod epidemic started picking up steam
@billyanderson321
@billyanderson321 3 жыл бұрын
@@masterblaster5705 if you want to call that cut crap they pedal dope. I’d rather go to the rural hills and buy it from a guy named Kyle who cooks it in his moms RV.
@maeksu
@maeksu 3 жыл бұрын
@@billyanderson321 Not all of us are talking about meth, first of all...
@CunnydUpFella
@CunnydUpFella 3 жыл бұрын
@@billyanderson321 Kyle isn't a black person name
@-zawarudo-2684
@-zawarudo-2684 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the way the dude said “Hey G” hits different
@SLVGGER-ym9bw
@SLVGGER-ym9bw 3 жыл бұрын
Hay geeeeeeeeeeeee
@jestnutz
@jestnutz 3 жыл бұрын
G I'm looking to buy
@mrrobotvpn5012
@mrrobotvpn5012 2 ай бұрын
Bro*
@drServitis
@drServitis 4 жыл бұрын
CHAIN SMOKING DALE IS WORRIED ABOUT GETTING SKIN CANCER.
@gatsmen2200
@gatsmen2200 4 жыл бұрын
drServitis or maybe he just doesn’t wanna get sunburned?
@ElectronicsForFun
@ElectronicsForFun 4 жыл бұрын
People don't put on sunblock to save them from cancer, they do it so they don't get sun burned.
@drServitis
@drServitis 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElectronicsForFun How do people get skin cancer?
@ElectronicsForFun
@ElectronicsForFun 4 жыл бұрын
@@drServitis you can get cancer from the sun but people don't put on sun screen to protect themselves from getting cancer mainly because you'll get sunburned many times long before you get skin cancer. if you're somebody who is a higher risk for cancer then there is no SPF in the world that can save your ass from genetics anyways.
@drServitis
@drServitis 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElectronicsForFun So you're saying we shouldn't worry about getting burned from the sun then?
@trjo6669
@trjo6669 5 жыл бұрын
“20.00 will get you all the bate you need Jack, rock on” 😂🤣🤣🤣
@SaydeeEnward4500
@SaydeeEnward4500 2 жыл бұрын
Jack sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
@ashpollock9907
@ashpollock9907 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the water is only knee high when Bill gets knocked in.
@timgriffin757
@timgriffin757 5 жыл бұрын
This is a fun episode!! As the episode goes on Hank and his buddies become "addicted" to fishing, and Hank searches for every possible reason to go fishing, including sneaking out early in the morning.
@UBRambo56
@UBRambo56 5 жыл бұрын
Tim Griffin “I have never gotten up that early in my life unless fish were involved”
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 5 жыл бұрын
"Alright ease off, a little chunk'll do ya" they started acting like crackheads real quick 😂😂
@osservsmith999
@osservsmith999 5 жыл бұрын
"can i have some more butter for my pancakes?" "THATS IT! I'M GOIN FISHING"
@horohorosrin
@horohorosrin 4 жыл бұрын
"Hank searches for every possible reason to go finishing, including sneaking out early in the morning." Been there.
@yolopolo8810
@yolopolo8810 2 жыл бұрын
What episode is it?
@db165
@db165 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people tried fishing with crack after this...
@michaelhensley2441
@michaelhensley2441 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't the crack desolve in the water?
@charlieniven6558
@charlieniven6558 4 жыл бұрын
Y'know fishermen will do anything to get out of a rut during fishing season
@dogwithplasticwheels5476
@dogwithplasticwheels5476 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhensley2441 How would you know?
@michaelhensley2441
@michaelhensley2441 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogwithplasticwheels5476 cause when you put anything that is powder in any liquid it desolves
@michaelhensley2441
@michaelhensley2441 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogwithplasticwheels5476 plus coca cola was made with crack back in the 70s and 80s
@Peadeymclovin
@Peadeymclovin 3 жыл бұрын
“Homemade in the USA” what would’ve made hank even happier, is if he knew it was made by Reagan
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear p
@LunarAura
@LunarAura 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku schizo
@TheMan-tn4jk
@TheMan-tn4jk 3 жыл бұрын
Classic CIA
@1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8
@1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku this is your only comment here? Surprising.
@frempy4426
@frempy4426 Ай бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Avril Lavigne moment
@skingerskanger
@skingerskanger 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO the way that fish swam back to the boat after Hank tossed it
@hankshepherd2.086
@hankshepherd2.086 5 жыл бұрын
skinger skanger and jumped up and knocked bill out of the boat
@Lav3nd3rForest
@Lav3nd3rForest 4 жыл бұрын
That part killed me 😭🤣 I'll tell you hwat
@MrsKwan-fz6mf
@MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 жыл бұрын
"Fish magician." Cracks me up every time.
@JediMaster362
@JediMaster362 4 жыл бұрын
It "cracks" you up? Uh, pun intended?
@saiyaniam
@saiyaniam 3 жыл бұрын
Fishin magician
@draykesaddleback9341
@draykesaddleback9341 3 жыл бұрын
The wholesome music of sharing crack lmao
@eternallegacy89
@eternallegacy89 5 жыл бұрын
You know... that is a shallow ass lake if Bill can literally stand up in it to just walk right back in lol.
@WHiT3_SHAD0W
@WHiT3_SHAD0W 4 жыл бұрын
Lol didn't notice that before, but you're right, looks like it's only a foot or two deep
@PyroNinja713
@PyroNinja713 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, small shallow lakes are generally called ponds. Lol
@thewolfin
@thewolfin 4 жыл бұрын
In Texas, that's called a lake.
@PyroNinja713
@PyroNinja713 4 жыл бұрын
@@thewolfinbut i thought everything was bigger
@santiago9ish
@santiago9ish 4 жыл бұрын
Wolfin nah, pond
@malroth801
@malroth801 6 жыл бұрын
I got your jack right here, Jack.
@Lugh444
@Lugh444 5 жыл бұрын
Best line
@irlmusic8001
@irlmusic8001 5 жыл бұрын
You call it bait...I like that
@HylerMusic
@HylerMusic 5 жыл бұрын
reneekatz666 ...Jack, Rock on 🤘
@bodenlosedosenhose1590
@bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 жыл бұрын
"I like beer, Hank. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer. Beer is good." This touches me deep inside.
@TheBlueLightChannel
@TheBlueLightChannel 5 жыл бұрын
Hank said “vamanos”! Like, maybe the fish speaks Spanish or something! 😂😂😂
@lostcat9lives322
@lostcat9lives322 5 жыл бұрын
"Redhead Bass" are an imported species from South America.
@BelenusValikonis
@BelenusValikonis 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right? A simple "go on, now" would suffice, given that all those fish speak English there.
@michaelsrite822
@michaelsrite822 5 жыл бұрын
@@lostcat9lives322 Are you talking about Peacock Bass? Which is a cichlid? There is no such thing as a Redhead Bass.
@XRandomXShinigamiX
@XRandomXShinigamiX 4 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when he YEETS it across the lake xD
@fourplayerarcade
@fourplayerarcade 4 жыл бұрын
michael srite Micheal you gotta reply to what that man just said to you 😂😂😂
@j43w0n
@j43w0n 5 жыл бұрын
peggy's cool af for letting Hank spend quality time with his boys.
@Bloombaby99
@Bloombaby99 4 жыл бұрын
She's always done that. The wives are pretty low key.
@deeznutsh1214
@deeznutsh1214 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bloombaby99 Peggy is pissed at Hank all the time though
@t_papi
@t_papi 4 жыл бұрын
@Honestly Brutal thank you sir, yez. These fukn "guys" nowadays bro🙄😏
@LlamaCraft
@LlamaCraft 4 жыл бұрын
@@t_papi God you two are assholes can you not understand even the slightest humour? Jesus man get a life
@t_papi
@t_papi 4 жыл бұрын
@@LlamaCraft nigga you sound like a simp and your female wrote that comment, stfu pussy.
@Straight0uttaCrofton
@Straight0uttaCrofton 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby: "can I have some more butter for my pancakes?" Hank: "that's IT, I'm going fishing"
@walamo4796
@walamo4796 5 жыл бұрын
This show has a lot of jokes I didn’t understand back when I was 12-13 watching this😂
@johndodd1518
@johndodd1518 5 жыл бұрын
you didnt know what crack or drugs were when you where 12-13?
@marcoAKAjoe
@marcoAKAjoe 4 жыл бұрын
@@johndodd1518 -.-
@marcoAKAjoe
@marcoAKAjoe 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN
@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN 4 жыл бұрын
@@johndodd1518 some kids really don't know at that age and that's ok... growing up in a gang culture I had homies that were stealing cars, had straps, drank alot, and also sold and did heavy shit like meth by age 11-13. I've also known kids that were pretty sheltered and completely oblivious to those sort of things. You might think those kids were a bit naive, but In my experience they were definitely sweet, polite lil kids that were a lot happier.
@bigpuma444
@bigpuma444 3 жыл бұрын
@@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN Unfortunately grew up in a fairly similar environment; didn’t get caught up in the gangs around my neighborhood but had a front row seat to my dad using all sorts of drugs, eventually using myself by 12. Sure, they absolutely can be fun sometimes, especially Molly when you’re hooking up but they’ve also cost me a lot too. Nothing wrong with being sheltered in some situations
@thewestfire9729
@thewestfire9729 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest moments in the show ever. Hank has no experience dealing in the projects, so he can’t tell a crack dealer from a fish bait seller. Genius writing.
@jamesonmeckes5796
@jamesonmeckes5796 2 ай бұрын
I don’t think Hank and his friends realized that they were fishing with crack cocoaine in the first place.
@dianelidell5768
@dianelidell5768 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Hank is always so dang innocent 😇🐟👍😁!
@cyclops9750
@cyclops9750 5 жыл бұрын
“Well well well.... looks like our friend is a Hipy Crit!” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣XD
@Hardrockfan21
@Hardrockfan21 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 Bill's face when Hank was getting smart with him.
@bigplanner
@bigplanner 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@SleepingSoldier
@SleepingSoldier 3 жыл бұрын
Smug as hell.
@OGPepsiman
@OGPepsiman 3 ай бұрын
Bill really said: 😒
@waldornprime5567
@waldornprime5567 3 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer really said “Fishin Megician”
@DrRockso1987
@DrRockso1987 7 жыл бұрын
Bill must be Jesus to be able to walk on water like that!
@marcellabutay1090
@marcellabutay1090 6 жыл бұрын
Daddy I Said Stop Ever heard of a fucking joke, Einstein?
@TheOrignalKillezz
@TheOrignalKillezz 6 жыл бұрын
LittleArmyNut I don't get the joke.
@marcellabutay1090
@marcellabutay1090 6 жыл бұрын
TheOrignalKillezz Jesus can walk on water and it looked like hank was walking in water
@TheOrignalKillezz
@TheOrignalKillezz 6 жыл бұрын
LittleArmyNut are you sure it wasn't shallow too? That would make sense.
@marcellabutay1090
@marcellabutay1090 6 жыл бұрын
TheOrignalKillezz It was shallow and that's how it looked like that but when people depict jesus walking on water it's usually his feet are a few inches deep
@trayweathersby7490
@trayweathersby7490 7 жыл бұрын
"Go on now Git!" 😂😂😂
@marcusperez3409
@marcusperez3409 6 жыл бұрын
Uh vamonos.
@Its.nice2b_nice
@Its.nice2b_nice 5 жыл бұрын
C'mon darlin'❣️
@JOHNNY-gf4rt
@JOHNNY-gf4rt 5 жыл бұрын
*Yeets the fish*
@ShadeScarecrow
@ShadeScarecrow 4 жыл бұрын
Well this puts a new meaning on "getting them hooked"
@dilpreetize
@dilpreetize 4 жыл бұрын
The way Hank throws the crackhead fish away is hilarious!!
@seronymus
@seronymus 3 жыл бұрын
Same, I slugger when he yelled "vamanos!"
@kaylaa7226
@kaylaa7226 4 жыл бұрын
"a little chunk will do ya"
@kingdomcummies8128
@kingdomcummies8128 3 жыл бұрын
Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger. He HAS to know that's crack lol.
@darthdrake3095
@darthdrake3095 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't want them to know.
@LouSassoleSledgecock_III
@LouSassoleSledgecock_III 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t mind if they knew or not, or maybe he did. Whatever it may be, this comment thread is pointless as it’s about a cartoon that’s over
@kingdomcummies8128
@kingdomcummies8128 3 жыл бұрын
And you posted a pointless comment about a pointless comment in a pointless thread. Not only are you pitiably cynical but you're also wasting your own time by your own terms. Please get help, maybe call a friend, at least step outside for some fresh air. Damn.
@101Volts
@101Volts 3 жыл бұрын
​@@LouSassoleSledgecock_III "A cartoon that's over." Uh, yeah. So what? What are you, a troll?
@MegaZeta
@MegaZeta 3 ай бұрын
_King of the Hill_ didn’t invent a job for Boomhauer till they were working on season 13. This clip’s from season 2
@jamishmcquo7590
@jamishmcquo7590 5 жыл бұрын
0:16 lmfao that pan out to the sketchy neighborhood
@chaseman94
@chaseman94 4 жыл бұрын
Probably the same neighborhood where Beavis and Butthead live at.
@nox_chan
@nox_chan 6 жыл бұрын
He's the big Mac Daddy of Heimleich county
@mvito39
@mvito39 3 ай бұрын
yo
@jayydel
@jayydel 3 жыл бұрын
....than I did in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years.
@ganjaman407
@ganjaman407 3 жыл бұрын
The joke there was that crack came out in the '80's lol
@ace1776
@ace1776 5 жыл бұрын
Fishing with crack. The Simpsons never did that. I miss king of the hill.
@thejedisonic67
@thejedisonic67 3 жыл бұрын
So Simpson's... Didn't do it?
@Clos93
@Clos93 3 жыл бұрын
@@thejedisonic67 King of The Hill>The Simpsons I'll die on that hill, lmao
@xiverse9039
@xiverse9039 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! 1:57 Homemade in the U.S.A
@juanmanuelpenaloza9264
@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 жыл бұрын
And they say Mexicans are smuggling drugs...
@gerardgonzales5744
@gerardgonzales5744 5 жыл бұрын
@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 simon🤣🤣🤣
@marcosorduno9203
@marcosorduno9203 5 жыл бұрын
Fake news lol
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 5 жыл бұрын
Nah yeah. Basically all crack is made in a very thorough industry in mexico
@CHii951_D.S
@CHii951_D.S 5 жыл бұрын
stone sherrill cocaine is. Not crack.
@Anonymous-ru2vg
@Anonymous-ru2vg 3 жыл бұрын
I miss King of the hill, it was too early for it’s time, such a master piece ♥️
@superfakegamer6359
@superfakegamer6359 4 жыл бұрын
Dale: "Now i have to reapply my sunscreen" Let's be honest it's texas no one there uses sunscreen.
@Quint1836
@Quint1836 4 жыл бұрын
SuperFakeGamer I’m an 8th generation Texan. They say we have a bunch of Mexicans here. Not true, we don’t believe in sunscreen
@GreenMunkeeD
@GreenMunkeeD 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want skin cancer. Duh.
@KrikZ32
@KrikZ32 3 жыл бұрын
can confirm, live in Texas, know several people who've had skin cancer.
@defaultuser7777
@defaultuser7777 3 жыл бұрын
It's true. Gotta get that base tan haha
@Micro13bk
@Micro13bk 3 жыл бұрын
I believe that is how the term "red- neck" was made...
@thomasslone1964
@thomasslone1964 5 жыл бұрын
hank hill fishing with crack, some of the most fond memories of my teenage childhood
@andrewrenolds1063
@andrewrenolds1063 3 жыл бұрын
"Look. hank you can offer all the denials and rationalizations you want but the bottom line is still the same... we'gon try that bait!"
@0hvist
@0hvist 7 жыл бұрын
Buys Crack and doesn't know it, uses it as fishing bait and wins the internet!
@warhawk638
@warhawk638 6 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he's a crooked cop...
@heeedheel1122
@heeedheel1122 5 жыл бұрын
Ohvist Small it’s not called fucking crack it’s ready rock
@Super_Mario128
@Super_Mario128 5 жыл бұрын
Bwaah! I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories!
@deebonash1495
@deebonash1495 5 жыл бұрын
@@Super_Mario128 underrated comment
@Dyl_Cam
@Dyl_Cam 5 жыл бұрын
Wins the internet... Ugh
@JohnnyCasey
@JohnnyCasey 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't do drugs. Do all drugs at the same time." - King of Sweden
@bhume7535
@bhume7535 4 жыл бұрын
oh damn, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time. I wish Robbaz was still calling himself that.
@JohnnyCasey
@JohnnyCasey 4 жыл бұрын
@@bhume7535 There is no King of Sweden. It's only Robbaz.
@anionshade970
@anionshade970 4 жыл бұрын
haha i get it, because if you do all drugs at the same time, then your just taking drug. not drugs LOL
@Nobody7720
@Nobody7720 4 жыл бұрын
Actually that quote is by Mark Twain.
@JohnnyCasey
@JohnnyCasey 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nobody7720 Source?
@johnsalazar245
@johnsalazar245 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 Not be offensive but as a latino guy from Texas, this is the kind of music the gringos would listen to in the Barrio back in the 80s and 90s in East Los Angeles California and the West Side of San Antonio Texas. I learned this from my friends.
@KingLich451
@KingLich451 3 ай бұрын
😂
@ricbaggedyomommz
@ricbaggedyomommz Ай бұрын
im from cali n tht beat slaps I need it
@antcircus5564
@antcircus5564 5 жыл бұрын
The crack addict fish had me crying
@Valin9275
@Valin9275 4 жыл бұрын
"I like beer" I hear you Bill
@LaviathanSlayer
@LaviathanSlayer 3 жыл бұрын
“Bottom line we all wanna try the bait” haha still got me dying
@kendalldickerson426
@kendalldickerson426 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man now I have to re apply my sun screen
@scroogemcduck8940
@scroogemcduck8940 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap 100 likes thats epic. You deserve 1 bonus like
@9ZenMedia
@9ZenMedia 6 жыл бұрын
People do call crack “bait” cause it’s bait for a lick to keep coming back for more. Not sure if this episode influenced that but if you go to the hood, like a store on mlk and ask for bait... you’ll get crack.
@gussindica5771
@gussindica5771 5 жыл бұрын
Cus u keep on coming back
@Failedprodegy42
@Failedprodegy42 3 жыл бұрын
I miss this show! We need this kind of wholesome show right now.
@zapfish6476
@zapfish6476 5 жыл бұрын
this entire episode is a metaphor for ilicit drug use. GENIUS
@Bloombaby99
@Bloombaby99 4 жыл бұрын
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 😂😂😂😂
@rayfire50
@rayfire50 5 жыл бұрын
"Rock" on ..I see what you did there
@danield6740
@danield6740 3 жыл бұрын
“Fishin Magician” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MDPToaster
@MDPToaster 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this is that Boomhaur is an in-clothes Texas Ranger.
@StormDogg
@StormDogg 7 ай бұрын
I love how Boomhauer's a Texas Ranger so no way he doesn't recognize crack, but he knows his friend is so innocent that he just goes along with it.
@kinglui285
@kinglui285 5 жыл бұрын
I think hank doesn't know anything about drugs I remember when hank smoked a cigarette in front of a stoner and he asked the stoner to give him his joint and he was like "this is a weird cigarette"
@Bloombaby99
@Bloombaby99 4 жыл бұрын
High Anxiety was the episode. Another classic.
@bmo14lax
@bmo14lax 4 жыл бұрын
"It's clearly an inferior tobacco!"
@hailtothejew1944
@hailtothejew1944 4 жыл бұрын
Damn NAFTA
@charliegarrison9688
@charliegarrison9688 4 жыл бұрын
BwAhAhAh!
@t13596
@t13596 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would actually happen if you fish with crack.
@stanleyknife888
@stanleyknife888 6 жыл бұрын
turner pike it's normally cut with baking soda as a base, so it'll just dissolve into the water
@Abdega
@Abdega 6 жыл бұрын
Must have been pretty pure then
@KevinHealey95
@KevinHealey95 6 жыл бұрын
You get arrested for drug possession.
@furonable
@furonable 6 жыл бұрын
What if it's not cut with baking soda though?
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 6 жыл бұрын
turner pike Nothing. Firstly you'd have trouble getting it on the hook or line and if you did, it would break up quickly in the water and disperse.
@Barny5ive
@Barny5ive 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this show because my Uncle Gordon WAS Hank Hill. From the glasses, to the mannerisms, to the real world aloofness. Still is. Great man though.
@spyrofan9681
@spyrofan9681 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they're playing this homespun country music when they're sharing out the crack
@tonyattardo9350
@tonyattardo9350 5 жыл бұрын
“Tell you wha mang Hank’s da dang ole mang, talkin bout dang ole FISHIN MAGICIAN!”
@davidfstanford
@davidfstanford 3 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm, freshness jars. You don't get that at Megalomart"
@humankinglobetard3000
@humankinglobetard3000 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 Boomhauer’s hat magically changes color
@elliottmangum3583
@elliottmangum3583 3 жыл бұрын
AND ITS ONLY BLUE FOR THAT ONE PART 😂😭
@gnarlynicholasreviews
@gnarlynicholasreviews 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope someone got fired for that blunder
@nigelpisswater6344
@nigelpisswater6344 3 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@lienhopphotographics
@lienhopphotographics 3 жыл бұрын
@@nigelpisswater6344 good "catch" haha that's a good one.
@Oliver-jw3dy
@Oliver-jw3dy 3 жыл бұрын
You're right, it changed from grey to blueish grey then back to grey
@lukek3953
@lukek3953 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that Hank is wearing Bass Pro Hat... xD
@mbargerr
@mbargerr 5 жыл бұрын
2:32 when you bring your girl home and you put her on your bed
@cloudstrife6911
@cloudstrife6911 4 жыл бұрын
This is perfect 😂😂😂
@mbargerr
@mbargerr 4 жыл бұрын
Cloud Strife they keep coming back 😂
@fireantgamer4614
@fireantgamer4614 4 жыл бұрын
Off my hook now thats funny
@aaronhires8620
@aaronhires8620 3 ай бұрын
“Ease off, a little chunk’ll do ya” if only he knew what it would turn into 😂😂😂😂
@Stone-faced
@Stone-faced 5 жыл бұрын
This episode is wholesome at context of crack fishing and having a good time with the boys
@seededsoul
@seededsoul 5 жыл бұрын
2:00 Pretty sure Boomhauer would have known what that was.
@gt4666master
@gt4666master 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this episode before ever doing drugs and after becoming an addict is a fucking trip
@terrencem.9954
@terrencem.9954 5 жыл бұрын
Those fish are hooked on that crack (literally) 🐟🎣
@badbad.2732
@badbad.2732 6 жыл бұрын
"Cmon darlin' time to get wet" ;)
@MrJ0mmy
@MrJ0mmy 6 жыл бұрын
GONE SEXUAL
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 6 жыл бұрын
"get off my hook" Followed by the fish staring at him with an open mouth and doing suction movements
@Thinker669
@Thinker669 5 жыл бұрын
Gone on, git! Vamanos!
@floydjuza9366
@floydjuza9366 5 жыл бұрын
ha!!
@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 5 жыл бұрын
Mmmm ;)
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 3 ай бұрын
Bro was insanely generous giving that much for just $20. He must’ve liked Hank’s vibe lol. 💀💀
@thelastsidewalk
@thelastsidewalk 4 жыл бұрын
With headphones on, I can hear the police sirens in the first scene. Really adds to it.
@fuckyouhassa
@fuckyouhassa 6 жыл бұрын
i like how on the series finale , they show boomhower is a Texas ranger, but here he has crack in his hand and doesnt even know it lol
@vapormermaid
@vapormermaid 6 жыл бұрын
Look at this face when he sees it. He's playing dumb.
@JediMaster362
@JediMaster362 5 жыл бұрын
He might have known that he was seeing Crack. However, since the guy knows Hank personally, he doesn’t have any problem with Hank having possession of Crack, as he knows that Hank is clueless about what Crack looks like.
@trupyrodice4462
@trupyrodice4462 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, but IS Boomhower a Texas Ranger? OR does he have it to pimp bait the ladies? Throughout the whole series there is little evidence to support that he was a Texas Ranger. We all know he's a ladies man and is always banging on the next chick so it makes more sense that he uses it to impress the girls.😂
@codysmith7078
@codysmith7078 5 жыл бұрын
@Mauricio José Osuna 1:56
@JediMaster362
@JediMaster362 5 жыл бұрын
Luis Rodriguez: Thanks! If you like, we can collaborate on a couple of videos.
@HunterBiden-ff6og
@HunterBiden-ff6og 2 ай бұрын
And just like that, Hank had the whole pond hooked!
@mrkdavis22
@mrkdavis22 4 жыл бұрын
Just love how Hank sounds like a undercover cop the way he's talking to the guy
@jaymendavis5298
@jaymendavis5298 5 жыл бұрын
Good job hank you turned all the fish into crackheads
@jordanverbeek5121
@jordanverbeek5121 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 - 2:49 I always thought this was a fever dream I had when I was a kid.
@fanomanone
@fanomanone 6 жыл бұрын
There sure are some happy fish in that pond. 😂😂😂
@steve_oh
@steve_oh 6 жыл бұрын
more fish today than what? what hank?!
@gcHK47
@gcHK47 6 жыл бұрын
ricky-ticky-tavi - He said, “I’ve caught more fish today than in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years!”
@IvanKisaragi
@IvanKisaragi 6 жыл бұрын
gcHK47 Thank you.
@thewisenoodle1116
@thewisenoodle1116 5 жыл бұрын
I tell you hwat
@whoiswho5387
@whoiswho5387 3 жыл бұрын
Tried this in real life .....the fish found me at the gas station 2 weeks later
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