HANNAH SIMONE: Bathroom Trash is Private | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

[@HeretoHelpPod]

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[@erinring3280]

But how do we call in?! I need serious help 😭

[@illustrateduniverse6238]

😅😅

[@erinwakefield6879]

Use me as your Justice for Princess Mononoke button

[@BigdipperAK87]

This, but Howls moving castle ❤

[@kayteebarga9694]

Thank you for this haha

[@christinefranzen392]

WILD to me they didn’t know what it was 😂

[@CGingerbreadman]

I was like “someone has to have commented about how crazy it is that they don’t know Ghibli movies.” And of course that’s what the top comment was lol

[@thedukeofkidding941]

I'm actually having a hard time listening to the rest of the pod now

[@heywhitebaby]

Need Lamorne and Hannah on again for a classic HELP AROUND

[@user-df4wr7qp2d]

classic cece winston mess around

[@kdee2596]

Epic idea

[@heywhitebaby]

@@user-df4wr7qp2d congrats on getting the pun

[@jakobmorningstar]

Hannah not doing podcasts except for her own and then doing Jake’s a favor by doing his is such a Cece thing.

[@CM-pf1xc]

Is the new girl rewatch over??

[@JB-nz1qn]

@@CM-pf1xcI second this question!!!!!!

[@duckc25]

@@CM-pf1xcit stopped due to the writers strike but hopefully it'll be back one day Crazy it's been just about a year since the last new ep

[@MiKa_EDS]

So now that all of the main New Girl cast members have been on individually, we HAVE to get them all on together! Reunion episode. Pretty pleaseeeeee 🥺

[@drunkwizard]

Which episode was Zooey Deschanel?

[@CHXFIT95]

Amazing idea!

[@soxxel12]

All due respect to Zooey and Max but some of my favorite stuff Hannah ever did on New Girl was with Lamorne.

[@gabiluch87]

Recently re watched the ep when they make Coach and Schmidt think they can be models. Technically their first mess around...

[@myrojyn]

A classic CeCe and Winston mess around

[@cherrybomb1386]

Hopefully she will go on The Lamorning after

[@bori13cua]

"I walked into your cockroom there was a toilet!!" Was passed over way too quick. It was so funny. I see you Gareth!

[@breaedwards4735]

Totally agreed😂 I had to back it up and no one reacted! It was such a gem of a joke

[@scoob1670]

The fact that they don't know Studio Ghibli is a crime against film 💀💀

[@jessebremner5209]

Who

[@SydneyKong]

“That happened during new girl” IM DEADDDD AHAHAHAHA

[@lovetrioni]

Princess Mononoke is one of the best animes ever. It's a timeless masterpiece. It's not just a cartoon 😅

[@LoveIsAll88]

I just reached that moment in the episode and I’m 😲 at the response from Gareth-that’s Japanese Gareth, yes not English, and a bit rude to disparage a behemoth of a movie studio and culture! I grew up with studio Ghibli and my dad was from Japan. I grew up being teased for my name and the things around Japanese culture so it bugs me a bit. I know you’re comedians but come on! I forgive you 🙈🕺🏼lol do go and watch the movies though guys, they are so good!

[@haphapp7282]

@@LoveIsAll88relax man they had no idea what it was, no reason to take offense to it

[@LoveIsAll88]

@@haphapp7282 I understand, I love these guys. I have just had so many people respond that way to things in my life, like just because it’s a language they don’t recognize they use humor to deflect their discomfort in not knowing rather than wanting to learn. I am sure I responded more strongly than needed. 🙏🏼

[@malinoscarsson9362]

​​@@LoveIsAll88We all have blind spots! I've never watched anime at all so I also would have no clue. It's simply not a big part of their life, I'm sure there are entertainment cultures you have very little knowledge of too. Maybe opera, country music or slasher movies😊

[@LoveIsAll88]

@@malinoscarsson9362 yeah I understand of course. It wasn’t that as much as the way he seemed to mock it for the foreign ness of it? It was more the tone. (I have obvious pain spots here from my past having being made fun of for my name and my culture.🙏🏼) I was definitely responding dramatically lol but it was a real feeling and what can I say? I’m human. 🐳🦭🏄‍♀️😊

[@Bogidude1]

I can't believe I found a new podcast in 2024 that is this good. I'm constantly cracking up!

[@swgreen1975]

Glad to see Hannah as a guest on this. Long overdue 😊

[@drajcl]

Love the new format with the post call interviews - they bring the best of both worlds - we get to enjoy the calls and get to hear more stories about the “guest helpers” (although maybe that title needs more workshopping)

[@CloneAWillykit]

Wow, we are LOLing at that story! Glad to hear the caller is washing her willy clone properly though, we bet the mother-in-law will think twice about surprise cleaning next time 😂 Jake, Gareth, and Hannah, we'd love to send you all cloning kits so you can see them for yourselves!!

[@SydneyKong]

“I’m high” “I mean hi” 💀💀💀💀💀💀LMAOOOOO

[@erintheokay]

The MIL was snooping and wanted to shame her, so she came up with the lie of cleaning. The end.

[@sydneysawyer1493]

Jake's face when Hannah says you gotta go MJ Michael jackson man in the mirror 😮 hahahahahahah 😂😂😂

[@toddjohnson1418]

Hannah brings a good chill vibe to the pod. Great guest.

[@mitze888]

Hannah seems like such a beautiful person inside and out! She was sooo good as CeCe and a perfect contrast and complement Jess.

[@Biotoze]

The ending interview was great. Whole episode was hilarious. Would be a great repeat guest. Well all the cast are great repeat guests

[@rhenjacobs4223]

You obviously give each kid 150mg of gummies and then they will understand

[@preeyacat]

This show has definitely never made me cry before, but thank you Hannah, I feel so validated. I wish I could have heard stuff like this when I was younger ❤

[@Tkey2121]

I have to say as a 420 friendly person and a mom Jake Johnson's advice for TJ was solid. I love you guys

[@jazovideo]

This one is another instant classic. 10/10 Hannah Simone MVP!!

[@mimifanet]

Cece wasn't meant to be one of the super funny characters on New Girl, but Hanna is hilarious. Glad we get to see it

[@maricellareyes9954]

This episode was 10/10 Chef's Kiss. The format with the interview at the end was awesome. Really enjoyed this episode!

[@baydiscgolf510]

Anyone else hear Garf say "dil-dont" in the background? 😂 55:30

[@AmaliaAlexieff]

While I understand the poor daughter-in-law's reaction to her mother-in-law, as well as her husband's unwillingness to "explain" what was in her and her husband's bathroom --- which she explicitly advised her MIL to avoid --- the fact is that the MIL has NO BUSINESS having any concern/involvement about her son's and daughter's relationship, and the caller ought to have been advised along those lines. The caller has no responsibility with the MIL's "implied" reaction to what she is believed to have seen in a bathroom that she wasn't supposed to be invading in the first place...

[@user-kw8dw2vl9l]

As a 33F who started watching new girl while I was in college and related most to Jess… who then rewatched the series multiple times in my 20s as my comfort background giggle show… and who over the course of 10 years somehow evolved into a female Nick… I obviously stopped being able to afford streaming services and keep watching… and I’ve missed my comfort show! I’m so happy to find your podcast thanks to seeing Jake on Bobby Lee 🥹😁 love you guys!

[@AER7456]

I was like so sure that that one caller's name said her name was Blake but Jake called her "Lake" the whole segment so now I don't know 💀💀

[@akwel95]

God I wish we could have Schmidt there educating them on what they so flippantly named a "cartoon", that would have been a hoot.

[@NestorCaster]

Ngl… to be that high and watching Princess Mononoke… Now that’s an experience. Just imagine if he was watching AKIRA or Paprika that high…. My man would have thought Ash Ketchum himself was there with those kids outside… lmao😂

[@HeirRickAh]

The fact that none of you are familiar with Princess Mononoke OR Studio Ghibli is a TRAVESTY.

[@dantebouwer]

Jake is such a boy. I love him "you wanna go sniffing around my addict, ill give you something to see" 50:50 only right answer in my book

[@ConstructiveCriticHD]

Yay Hannah! Her and the fashion is one of the primary reasons to watch "Not Dead Yet." Aside from it being a great show to begin with. Can already tell this ep. is gonna be so FIREEE and fun!!

[@Hermeshoes]

What about Ricky on the loose glassman

[@kuyap9455]

niice first time catching YT. niice ...except for ya'll shaming & not knowing Studio Ghibli reference. boo

[@bluesing3082]

TJ and his 150mg is the funniest call I've ever heard 😂

[@KitTheMisfitToys]

I've been waiting for Cece to show up

[@julianichols]

I can’t imagine taking that much, I took 10mg once and sounds were wavy lmao

[@kittawa]

Edit: This is what happens when I comment before finishing the episode. Completely agree, Jake. Go nuclear. Was MIL not snooping? Who is like, you know what will really help out... emptying their bathroom garbage. My brain goes to her searching for pregnancy tests, medications, etc. Next time I'd plant interesting stuff to find in various places to see how far the snooping went.

[@Biotoze]

My man had himself in a paranoia blender in that bathroom.

[@thedukeofkidding941]

For real the Mononoke dissrespect is unreal. Ghibli should be required material to work in film smh

[@blutella4162]

Now all new girl cast members have been checked off the list.

[@i_Gotcha_]

Has Zooey been yet?

[@blutella4162]

@@i_Gotcha_ oh yes. Non video podcast

[@cariborchert1575]

I wanna see David Walton/Sam ... starting to wonder if there's a real rivalry there??

[@DeniseCunniff]

TJ get curtains for your bathroom or frost the glass. Nobody should see in your bathroom, get high and do what you want. 😂

[@nocloo6829]

Was reminded through this that there's a New Girl re-watch podcast with Hannah and Lamorne and it's totally going on the playlist! Awesome episode, so cool Hannah Simone agreed to guest, hope she'll return sometime!

[@JETBLASTIX]

It's always a pleasure, Lady and Gentlemen...

[@SydneyKong]

“You’re the drunkie not me mom” LMAOOOO AHHAAHA

[@kristy1135]

Just found this podcast. LOVE it!! Been listening through the past eps. Can’t get enough! Love you guys laughing so sincerely together and picking at each other

[@MattLegiterson]

Hahahaha you guys are a great dynamic! Hannah is a gorgeous badass! 🥰 This was so damn funny!!! Btw I loved the man in the mirror reference hahahaha! OMG absolutely love jake's pitch about boundaries!!! lol love the interviews at the end!!

[@Toemedicine]

The first caller was definitely just paranoid LMFAOOOOOOOL

[@Toemedicine]

I remember I got high one time in my nanas bathroom. I was listening to music and showering. A song with a siren came on and I thought the police were outside getting ready to arrest me. So I quickly cleaned up everything and started spraying the bathroom down with pinesol to get rid of the smell.

[@MrsGoutfire]

Seems like the first call really should have been sponsored by Puffs.

[@ZeroKool7140]

The whole New Girl series was just a ramp up to the introduction of Brian the Security Guard.

[@bluecalix]

I think Garf let too much slip with the "mouth key" reference ...

[@garrettbyers3729]

I like that jake calls him teej.❤ It reminds me of the show the challenge.

[@92mauigirl1]

Guys. Walk by the kids with your dog, fake a sneeze attack, take an inhaler and put in some drops and keep walking. Allergies!

[@amandakucsera]

There is no concern when you’re breaking boundaries 🤷‍♀️ unless it’s to “find out the truth” which you weren’t titled to already obviously. Stop being sneaky.

[@rosiedonaldson7015]

Every episode you all do is pure comedy gold! I'm also really enjoying your chats at the end and learning more about new girl and the casts experiences ❤❤

[@Maxineshawattyatlaw]

Where can I get Hannah’s sweater? And by that, I mean a super discounted version of that beautiful sweater 🤔

[@kellym5830]

TJ shouldve played it off like he had something in his eye he couldnt get out thats why he was staring and using drops. Go to the kids parents and say "Hi I was in my bathroom trying to get something out of my eye and your kids were harassing me and talking about drugs I didn't appreciate that.." turn it on the kids.. boom youre welcome have me on the show

[@SOUPpXX]

Can you guys make a series of tshirts with various episode titles on them please I’d buy them all and wear them proudly people would have so many questions

[@laurenramirez2617]

I was dying laughing. Jake was on one I will always watch something if Hannah is on it.. she is fkn hilarious. “Let that disease live within their family” 🤣🤣🤣

[@SydneyKong]

“How good is water?” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAAHA

[@LargoRicardo]

"You ever seen Flatliners?" hahahahaha

[@JRDirt88]

"Walked into you Co€|< room and there was a toilet" deserved more Gareth... 👊 GArmy

[@rollnycgaming2279]

Finally! Cece!! ❤

[@SydneyKong]

“Don’t pretend you haven’t done drugs hannah you drug addict” LMAOOOOO AGGAAHAHAH

[@LifeisFoo]

I can't even fathom taking a dose like that, but then again I'm one of those unfortunate people who when I get "too high" I begin cyclically vomiting. And I reach that at 15 mgs

[@B3Rand0m]

Dont feel too bad, I can do 500mg and not feel a thing. I've gotten to the point where it just feels really wasteful to eat edibles. Now I just do the Joey Diaz move and tell friends that "you'll be fine" and eat a few in front of them for "reassurance". Then watch their descent into madness.

[@joemanco1075]

I'd have a panic attack and probably pass out since I live alone

[@LM20237]

That sweet woman just didn’t want to say her State Trooper husband was in to b*ttplay 😭

[@nephrotoxick8]

I'm laughing so hard😂 at bathroom trash 🗑️ is private

[@SerenaaAlice]

''Woah, this is me'' TOOK ME OUT. TJ You're awesome my man.

[@lwilly1212]

2nd call was a ride

[@melinayeamon2830]

Was watching on my tv and had to come to my phone to comment cuz omg Hannah!!!!! Finally!! And looking gorgeous as always ❤ come back soon !

[@allysonmessina1785]

They are hilarious. This is soooo dang funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@bashexplode]

you can tell gareth has a crush on hannah

[@abbyjunelane8003]

Maybe its just me but 150mg is so low

[@SydneyKong]

“I’m in my late 20s you geezers” LMAOOOOOO

[@SydneyKong]

“How do I become the cool stoner” 💀💀💀💀

[@conquesttsi88]

Hannah needs to be a permanent member to his podcast!!

[@laurennj]

Hannah is just so cool

[@thicktoploader]

the being too high and paranoid is TOO real. been there a couple times. i was so high one night i thought someone was trying to kill me and my friends so for a couple days after i watched my back everywhere i went.

[@Matt-ct5ks]

No one picked up that TJ was on the pod from his OFFICE CONFERENCE ROOM!!!!

[@jfarmand8]

19:09 what does it say about me that I have those thoughts COMPLETELY sober?? I feel like it’s not great.

[@galactic7458]

NOT DEAD YET MENTION!!!

[@nicolas21569]

Vi un fragmento de este episodio en Instagram y tuve que venir corriendo a KZbin a ver el capítulo entero. Súper entretenido y divertido. Hace mucho no veía a los actores de New Girl y me encantó saber que se llevan bien entre ellos. Gran podcast. Sigan así. Saludos!

[@eleonorehoffman898]

Please have Theo Von on

[@GlepOSRS]

I just want to point out that it's insane to me that they wouldn't think New Girl would last forever or that it wasn't that popular until streaming. I watched it on Hulu I believe when the FIRST episode came out and always watched it through streaming. What a fantastic show. One of the funniest shows i've ever seen. It was genuinely disappointing when it ended.

[@toeknee895]

I’m absolutely baffled that no one addressed the fact that in the first call the guy was in his HOME, and the kids were watching him through his WINDOW. i’m sorry but the only people in the wrong here are the people who are spying on someone through their window. that guy had nothing to be worried or ashamed about, you are more than welcome to get as high as you please in your own home. Especially if weed is legal where you live.

[@Leslie.G]

I’m bummed out her newer show was cancelled. ‘Not dead yet’ with Gina Rodriguez and Rick Glassman was so good 😢

[@alexbaginski9513]

If Hanna doesn't make her way to TYSO...

[@amandakucsera]

Jake you’re my favorite Gemini and is it weird to say your portrayal of Nick Miller set the low bar high for lots of men. Nick makes me feel so safe for some reason despite being just as lost as the rest of the cast when it comes to decision making. Actually Cece and Coach were definitely what kept the casts head out of the clouds ❤😂 most down to earth

[@SydneyKong]

I didn’t even know he was on the show

[@liavee7533]

Yaaaaassss🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Here for itttt

[@zapzapzap6]

i love you guys soooo much been binge watching since i found u the other day! would love to see Jake Johnson have Zoeey Deschanel as a guest and collab with Brooke and Connor Have a Podcast since they are like the real life nick and jess🩷💚

[@pmp1340]

43:50

[@bunniemaeblue]

Okay but wait so what is Hannah's podcast then so I can listen to all the Prince stories?????? 😫

[@ShannonBrumley-m7l]

Gotta be honest, I was really surprised that Garph didn't know Clone a Willy. I have no idea why or what that means in terms of the image that I have of him as a person. All I know is I was surprised.

[@h00liganismo1]

Holy sht the way the second call evolved and heightened had me on the floor dying laughing at the gym. Watching Hannah’s reactions to Jake’s suggestions makes it doubly hilarious. Also does Jake know he doesn’t have to hold the mic arm?

[@melinayeamon2830]

Also Guys chill…150mg is a lot for people that don’t smoke and rarely take edibles. Obviously if you smoke a joint or two daily it’s not gonna hit you the same as a non smoker

[@elizajoisreading]

Omg the ACTUAL ad for Kleenex. Gold.

[@charlesnelthorpe9252]

Shes so good at this she should be at least monthly guest or something, I know it won't happen but it'd be super fun. They really do need a woman on the couch