"I need to learn how to live in the moment more" Look at him throwing in his life troubles at the guy 😂😂😂
@wakingpasttime42907 жыл бұрын
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket
@matthewdunn4417 жыл бұрын
Eric Andre. Only real fans know
@tiarnan976 жыл бұрын
Sea shells by the sea shorepheus
@LolMan44096 жыл бұрын
Walruses
@gitsurfer276 жыл бұрын
Morpheus dorpheus
@adityakuttus6 жыл бұрын
Orifices
@nickm17717 жыл бұрын
What if hannibal buress played black panther
@whatisthis-uw9ok6 жыл бұрын
Movie would have been better
@zoranz71476 жыл бұрын
He played a gym teacher in the mcu.
@sniper85796 жыл бұрын
He'd sit in a corner smoking weed
@Creed0346 жыл бұрын
Then the movie would have been good
@lancepate6 жыл бұрын
He would've fuckin killed as Killmonger
@MikeLaBelle5 жыл бұрын
There is so much clever material in this 5 minute bit
@loubentodias2 жыл бұрын
Hello beautiful people my name is Mike LaBelle
@NotJayFrank6 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing this is where he got that jaywalking ticket💀
@JarrelEmmanuel5 жыл бұрын
Niiiiiiice. You a fan too for real for real.
@phoenixgracee4 жыл бұрын
Omg- 😂
@phoenixgracee4 жыл бұрын
Jarrel Walcott ong
@nbaezzy20994 жыл бұрын
That shit was so funny hahaha
@jordanoverton47464 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@mazh27046 жыл бұрын
If you put on some glasses on that man he would look just like hannibal buress
@johnstacy79025 жыл бұрын
That's racist!
@mr163254 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Dixon whooooosh
@dequindilin4 жыл бұрын
Mauricio Zapata honestly
@freshdachs62004 жыл бұрын
give sight!
@connorfinnerty62894 жыл бұрын
Woah
@rickydeangarrison48046 жыл бұрын
He has used that “Hannibal you gonna die” like a million times and still kinda gets me
@RH3D7 жыл бұрын
This dude quickly becoming my favorite comedian
@abedshaaban88765 жыл бұрын
Him & dave chapelle
@rvnwy72617 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is such an awkwardly built man, he looks like an eggplant on two potato wedges lol
@dugipotie36767 жыл бұрын
Mr. Chow nice.
@noye___7 жыл бұрын
Wack.
@Jewelzbabiii7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 the visuals
@KallMeKris27 жыл бұрын
lmao..you are now offically a comedian.
@brunsta2347 жыл бұрын
Mr. Chow u hungry?
@philiprhym58986 жыл бұрын
“What do you see?........A Nap?” 😂😂
@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN7 жыл бұрын
"just page 24 with nothin on the other side"
@Sirrwinn6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha favorite part, I was looking for this comment
@kk-vz5gi7 жыл бұрын
His Tampa bit was spot on.
@michaelfleming49945 жыл бұрын
I got family down south and their just awfully dumb ppl
@ThatKidBryan5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfleming4994 the irony of you calling people dumb while using the wrong form of "they're" is just delicious. In closing, you're an idiot.
@BigBoiBleu5 жыл бұрын
Say all yall want but Tampa is dope. Unless its east Tampa like by University or Temple Terrace or Orient Park, never go there Simba
@ltwadley76195 жыл бұрын
@@BigBoiBleu the women of the night on Nebraska Ave are a must see.
@BigBoiBleu5 жыл бұрын
@@ltwadley7619 🤣🤣🤣 Nebraska and Fowler?
@Forgan_Mreeman6 жыл бұрын
sounds like he went through 30min worth of material in 5min. geeze.
@PhantomV486 жыл бұрын
That's called a Tight Five. Every comedian's gotta have one.
@michaelfleming49945 жыл бұрын
I did a tight 5 yesterday open mic night gator bar in Dallas
@personalfoul5 жыл бұрын
Josef Ravenson *fisting
@jayfn68984 жыл бұрын
Smudgethebullstaff it’s literally hannibal, he’s a comedy titan lmaooo
@christopherrefusal48434 жыл бұрын
One of the best 5’s. I watch this drunk and just laugh like a kid man.
@AutoYoung6 жыл бұрын
"I need a pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them". I fucking LOST it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@NicklenDimeChicano7 жыл бұрын
“People gotta die sometimes man!!”
@Protectobot5 жыл бұрын
What do you NEED?! Lols 😝
@michaelfleming49945 жыл бұрын
It figures one if them says that 😂😂
@papagrounds5 жыл бұрын
Preach! :D
@kreglfromworld6 жыл бұрын
"I need to learn how to live in the moment more" killed my ass
@YourPalHDee6 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's improved SO much over the last 2 years. This is absolutely hilarious
@m.o.e42064 жыл бұрын
As a Tampa resident I can confirm that that is 100% accurate as hell.
@UgandanSonic4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@skipbayless57923 жыл бұрын
Lmao facts. He ain’t lying.
@MoonlightAcid12 жыл бұрын
so true
@saga9602 жыл бұрын
So you know girls that do meth and not cocaine, but can also take care of some people? - They sure do make Barbie seem more irrelevant than ever.
@fooleythawise5 жыл бұрын
"I NEED to learn how to live in the moment more" 😆
@bravetherainbow7 жыл бұрын
"a nap?" lol no one laughed at that :(
@TheUniversalRocker6 жыл бұрын
duuuude i know, this crowd sucked.
@sicilianjiu-jitsu29846 жыл бұрын
They don't Jack off in Canada so they don't know about the nap
@youngking77136 жыл бұрын
I heard one.. Mighta been a cough tho
@AsRiHack3x26 жыл бұрын
I didn't laughed at the jizz part but the fucking ending got me. I was expecting a delayed laugh.
@nathansloan74126 жыл бұрын
I did
@amrogers45 жыл бұрын
"I need brown penny loafers with a quarter in them." 🤣🤣🤣
@loyina3105 жыл бұрын
I hate when I'm alone and I fart and someone pops up like they were waiting for me to let one rip
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.
@brownie34543 жыл бұрын
natural gas is highly sought after
@ethanthemusician7 жыл бұрын
The crowd sucks. Hannibal did better than it sounds.
@LordDaymoon7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Légère There was no crowd Hannibal was talking to an empty room, it's just a laugh track playing.
@ActionBastard886 жыл бұрын
I agree
@sasookay5146 жыл бұрын
It's Montreal, what do you expect
@m.l.21956 жыл бұрын
Canada my friend
@MikeyBside6 жыл бұрын
Crowd was weak as fuck
@multi150nyc5 жыл бұрын
If i'm being honest I too want the audio from the Solange and Jay-Z elevator fight.
@Sabs2155 жыл бұрын
I need you to go the Bronx, pick up a set of left-handed golf clubs, and get a picture with a midget holdin' these ballooons.
@SmashBrosOdyssey645 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm fucking crying oh my god
@mucktown5 жыл бұрын
Two words: Cambodian Breastmilk
@calvinyoung55404 жыл бұрын
Breeeeaaaassst miiiilllk... You make my daaaaayyyyy....!
@Unkle_Genny4 жыл бұрын
I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent
@ChowMien1232 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle 😂😂😂😂
@esotericjay87015 жыл бұрын
@0:20 "it was really cool to be part of the process" lollolol😆
@hahayes23456 жыл бұрын
Aw man, thought this was going to be a reveal that he had a foot fetish
@SeanGatchell6 жыл бұрын
I am only slightly disappointed.
@squatchjosh11316 жыл бұрын
Depending on your stance I think him having a foot fetish could be more disappointing
@squatchjosh11316 жыл бұрын
@SidtheKid I did say depending on the stance. I dunno I bet there's people out there with a murderous rage for others with foot fetishes
@kinder49316 жыл бұрын
@@squatchjosh1131 lmfao you're probably right
@jcs63876 жыл бұрын
Hannibal sounds like he's just a little tired, but all the time.
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
That's what being deadpan is like lol
@eerereps7 жыл бұрын
LoL! Jay-Z Solange fight audio! Hahahahaaaa!!!
@JarrelEmmanuel5 жыл бұрын
UNDER RATED. UNDER RATED!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TRULY ASLEEP IN THAT AUDIENCE.
@sankalpsrivastava1230Ай бұрын
5:01 Matthew effect 😊
@thehat22435 жыл бұрын
The penny loafers with quarters line killed me
@davidbice31544 жыл бұрын
Now I am waiting to hear that the king of Tampa mailed all those items to him after seeing this bit.
@margaritalopez84566 жыл бұрын
Tonight i found the good part of KZbin, I’m gonna wake up so refreshed
@tylerpeek86302 жыл бұрын
i love how he just left us to imagine what in the world happened in 2002….
@corlfranco93716 жыл бұрын
thanks for the anticipated outro. so sad its over
@Chizypuff5 жыл бұрын
The scavenger hunt was my favorite bit
@michaelfluharty79042 жыл бұрын
The Most Underrated Comic Ever. Top 5 All Time
@crispycrunch99716 жыл бұрын
I fucking love his scavenger hunt list! Laughing my ass off right now!
@alexanderpaschalis47957 жыл бұрын
He is killing it!
@CloudJack3 жыл бұрын
I saw a pine sol ad during a Hannibal video. I am in the right universe.
@jdiaz0920097 жыл бұрын
Hannibal, you’re gonna die lmao!!
@oregonjohnson7 жыл бұрын
"People gotta die sometimes, man!"
@Ethiokarate17 жыл бұрын
that last list of stuff made me weez lmao
@Meanderthal175 жыл бұрын
Yeah when he started going off on his fuckin list, I haven't laughed that hard in ages
@kcired236 жыл бұрын
love this guys style so much lol
@stizanley39874 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Buress is the best stand up
@ChowMien1232 жыл бұрын
He's great but He's not the best sorry I admit that he's pretty funny though I watched all his materials
@michaelallen29805 жыл бұрын
Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back. -circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15. January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou- ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot. Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January 21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy. 4. The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-
@ChrisMontgomeryCM4 жыл бұрын
I respect this particular hustle. Well done, sir.
@EC-ol8nz2 жыл бұрын
That scavenger hunt is almost do able! If I were Mr. Beast I would do it 🤣
@Rocksauce7 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians.
@buttermilkoreos89136 жыл бұрын
Tactical Revolver Him and Eric Andre are amazing bruh
@charleybarley9142 жыл бұрын
When Hannibal releases the career spanning box set he's gotta title it "The King of Tampa"
@littlerelief50296 жыл бұрын
The scavenger hunt bit ... I was not ready for that.
@alanho5796 жыл бұрын
I imagine the palm reader would have trouble reading that, the future would be very cloudy.
@danhay95766 жыл бұрын
Nice one. Also, I foresee some sticky situations ahead, wear protection
@youngpistol61175 жыл бұрын
The King of Florida would have been like "Bet"
@lupito61852 жыл бұрын
man, this dude is the living proof that to be funny u just have to be very specific
@Nomorehats5 жыл бұрын
Underappreciated
@real_bakerman6 жыл бұрын
What did the librarian say to the kids? Read more
@sunkeerthtummala7036 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. You got me so hard
@sicariipomona72116 жыл бұрын
Yaseen Baker 😂 got me
@colossalgnome23496 жыл бұрын
Funny, almost lol
@timburlingame58936 жыл бұрын
SHIT
@apirateslifeforme776 жыл бұрын
Yaseen Baker lmaooooo
@Chicken-Tamer4 жыл бұрын
But lets not forget here... A Quick Shout-out To Christina Applegate. 👏🥳🎉👏
@comma_man2 жыл бұрын
Lil Rel Howery and Hannibal Buress feel like one type of Pokémon having two different evolutions… like Eevee😂😂😂😂😂😂
@n0ch91c3s4 жыл бұрын
It's weird when you watch a comedy set and all the jokes are fresh and funny and then you go to upvote and it turns out you've already upvoted. Why is youtube recommending videos I've already seen?
@Patchy6666 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is hilarious 😂😂 he just looks funny sounds funny and I can’t take him seriously
@mattwood34164 жыл бұрын
tampa bit was so on point lmfaoo everyone like that
@tylerb80052 жыл бұрын
Still cracks me up
@yoshiwells58705 жыл бұрын
Always original man props
@tulam25896 жыл бұрын
"a nap" LOL. He's great!
@MrSinfold5 жыл бұрын
Honest to God a fantastic stand-up
@danielcropp85534 жыл бұрын
I love the list of stuff he needs!
@kylebrown10024 жыл бұрын
For some reason in the beginning when he said hello i thought of strawberry letter 23 lol
@Billcornfield5 жыл бұрын
I need to live in the moment more 🤣🤣
@connallycomedy2 жыл бұрын
the king of comedy !
@ewartsmith74905 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Gladwell is *literally* coming to my campus tomorrow to discuss his book "Talking With Strangers"
@khiobi16873 жыл бұрын
Hannibal just thinks out loud and it’s comedy
@jacktowers75333 жыл бұрын
I really want Hannibal to land a Netflix Special
@lexis71095 жыл бұрын
Hannibal: what do you see in my future? Palm Reader: kid.....lots of them
@buslovichrc6 жыл бұрын
LOL! Hannibal is the best comedian ever!
@xlg62396 жыл бұрын
5:00 It was at this moment that I looked over to book case to find page 24 of outliers to unravel the secret hidden within this Hanibels comedic front to subliminally save the world from mumble rap but all i could see was what the dog saw and that was the tipping point...
@nicolegreen15995 жыл бұрын
Hannibal keeps me rolling.
@bern96424 жыл бұрын
That X-Men cartoons is legendary the soundtrack alone...
@mickey41254 жыл бұрын
My god I was breathless with laughter by the end of this, fuck!
@Flipitmixit3 жыл бұрын
I NEED TO LEARN TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT MORE😂😂
@postatility97035 жыл бұрын
Beautiful stream-of-conciousness type material.And he should have been awarded a prize for calling out Cosby!
@sammonroe39857 жыл бұрын
Never saw his comedy before and it was actually good
@NickOwens4 жыл бұрын
“Hannibal you gon’ die”
@047Kenny6 жыл бұрын
How come I can’t find his bill Cosby bit anywhere
@RashtaEinthisB5 жыл бұрын
I RUN THIS TOWN I LOVE YOUR COMEDY SHOW EVEN THOUGH I TALK THROUGH HALF OF THAT SHIT WHAT DO YOU NEEEEEED
@matthewklein42306 жыл бұрын
Much love
@unagjac8906 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have to clear this video for my history due to the title alone.
@MistaBaZ5 жыл бұрын
"I need three syringes full of cheese."
@RobCamp-rmc_05 жыл бұрын
AJ S that’s a weird one
@nonyadamnbusiness98872 жыл бұрын
The scavenger hunt list sounds like some contract riders I have seen from self-important bands.
@rolandmcrae68172 жыл бұрын
He was really funny in Neighbors. H.B. For president!!
@HaikatrineKat5 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an average Tuesday night in Tampa.
@Dhurlcomedy6 жыл бұрын
Hannibal where are your glasses? I’m uncomfortable
@ActionBastard885 жыл бұрын
He got Lasik, he mentioned it in a special.
@freddy6081 Жыл бұрын
I really want to know how often Hannibal Buress fans turn up to one of his gigs with all of the things on that scavenger hunt
@NaeNaeFiend Жыл бұрын
"Just page 24 with nothing on the other side"😭😭
@scottgarber80466 жыл бұрын
What happened in 2002? He got me on the suspense.
@Slevin19936 жыл бұрын
I'M THE KING OF TAMPA!
@FanofCrash254 жыл бұрын
Hannibal's Scavenger Hunt: Episode 2 of the X-Men cartoon on Blu-Ray Family Matters pilot script, first draft Three syringes full of cheese A pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them A baby shoe from every state To learn how to live in the moment more Page 24 of Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, just page 24 with nothing on the other side The audio to the Jay-Z Solange fight in that elevator
@purpledewd5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I’m from Tampa, Fl
@Trj-uo8mj6 жыл бұрын
He has a nice profile. great bone structure ! 👍🏽
@NoChillxZion5 жыл бұрын
i have never seen someone compliment someone's bone structure, you must be an alien
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
@@NoChillxZion People who appreciate human anatomy always does, especially people in fashion or art industry
@NoChillxZion4 жыл бұрын
OlyMolly i completely forgot about this comment two seconds after i hit send
@ExploringTampa7 жыл бұрын
I ain't never heard of any king of Tampa...
@Firebrandt3 жыл бұрын
you must be new to exploring it we got a whole lot of Kings in Tampa
@ninja_tony3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Clearwater, I know at least 3 lol.
@skipbayless57923 жыл бұрын
The JFK assassination was originally supposed to be in Tampa. Cuban mafia is heavy here and hasn’t left.
@galindoof5 жыл бұрын
He looks like the kind of man that never puts the napkin on his lap
@daltonfilho8355 жыл бұрын
The 3 syringes with cheese are the easiest part...