Hans Kim & David Lucas: Freebies | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 497

[@arishaffir]

CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - Freebies 00:00:51 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:31 - Intro 00:05:03 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now! 00:29:46 - Thank you sponsor! 00:31:18 - Back to episode 01:25:40 - This Song Is Owned by Ari Shaffir 01:26:00 - Outro

[@philliphayden2727]

Ari, do you have a Venmo option? I'm a poor, but I loved 'JEW' . Well worth giving to, but don't want to give the assholes a cut.

[@Tacit_Tern]

I love you Ari... But, why do you host a joke thief?

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

ALMOST @200K SUBS! KEEP IT GOING YOU SAVAGE HEBE!

[@jdogsful]

should have gotten sponsors for the special, like schulz.

[@sgbabyflex]

Worst time stamps ever..fucken Ari. 😆. Love it !!!!

[@banterwithbawden5444]

I was going to donate for the special until I heard how much free stuff you got throughout the podcast and now I’m pretty sure you owe me a dollar

[@andrestein6022]

I forgot to give this to you back then, thank you for the best special in a while man. You're really amazing

[@Egbz717]

Jew😮

[@mabyemabyenot]

Congratulations! I know this was hard for you.

[@DerekOfRivia]

KZbin appreciates the cut

[@jjflames]

Ari calling random people pediophiles in podcasts will always be funny

[@Whatuptho_8]

I Googled it and realized who Mat Edgar was then read the comments.

[@SirKabawl]

The irony of this episode called freebies, YET, Ari is screaming, "You can't even give me a dollar?" after WE watched his special for free. On the otherhand, Jew deserves $1+, great material and possibly the best 1 hour we've seen in recent times. 👏🏻

[@voyagerdecoded]

This is lit wtf I never knew I needed this combo 😂

[@joor2095]

Give this Jew a dollar

[@ahdgrbfixg]

We should just put Ari's face on the penny

[@philliphayden2727]

Five...say it 5 times, Ari loves the $5s

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

FOR JUST ONE DOLLAR A GOY; YOU TO CAN FEED A SPECIAL JEW

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

@@philliphayden2727 R SHOULD I SAY SPECIAL:JEW

[@philliphayden2727]

@@100canadianmaplestirup8 As a Canadian you should give 8 maple leafs!

[@dominijc85]

Goy Guilt trip, for watching your special and not paying lol. It was amazing, thanks!!!

[@clayrester9342]

yeah, he got me too, hahaha

[@el__5139]

Thanks for the special.

[@andreanadammaschke4681]

The special was great! we plan to see in in Jan at Wiseguys SLC

[@ryanjohnson7222]

Ari was an absolute legend when I see him at the Fringe festival. Some guy at the front spilt his beer before the show started and Ari went grabbed a cloth and cleared it up so people could take a seat - no asking anyone to do it, just got it done so the show could go on. Dedicated to the craft. 👏 If you guys did the fringe I would attend and bring others with me, helping out in anyway I can. Like Ari said, you guys collectively would kill it.

[@pianoman88weights]

Cut to Hanz and Ari looking at eachother after David says something cool lmao

[@erjo2567]

Ari is, and always has been, the only person who pays to be on a podcast. Respect ✊

[@zSKW1GGLEZz]

He even upped the rate! Used to be $100 I’m p sure I heard him say $250, maybe dropping the jew special helped him shed some of his own inner jew

[@creepyoldballs2474]

I love ari but no... He's the only person who pays them and then talks about paying them

[@ghagzor]

No. LOS were the first to pay guests.

[@arishaffir]

@@ghagzor Wrong. I was paying guests before LOS even started.

[@arishaffir]

@@creepyoldballs2474 hahhahahaha

[@fredtodhunter4782]

My favourite duo,, they complement each other so well

[@B-RaDD]

I'm assuming David is your favorite duo but c'mon don't leave out hans and Ari

[@fredtodhunter4782]

@@B-RaDD hahah that’s kill tony spec

[@cameronmcdonald6171]

Thanks!

[@capatheist]

Hans should record a half hour set of his best material so far and call it “kinda special”

[@kylekennedy9212]

That’s a great idea lol

[@ramkorndef]

Genius

[@j.a.r.family2576]

He's a great guy just not funny

[@LiteralApe]

@@j.a.r.family2576 hes SOMETIMES funny, maybe in a decade he'll really be in there like swimwear. Thats the comedy timeline isnt it?

[@branwithoutclaws]

@@j.a.r.family2576 he's better than Amy Schumer

[@lezmuz4105]

The way Hans holds the mic the same on podcasts as on stage 😂

[@erjo2567]

Great topic. Best episode in a while

[@xavierclaussen5024]

Thanks

[@ryanhaines950]

Top 2 smartest races together at last

[@ginogarcia8730]

I see Hans and Lucas, I clickity

[@peterdowner4315]

they are gold, loved this

[@raycongfs]

Rogan put me on Hans Kim, he's hilarious 😂

[@wrldnkaos76]

I downloaded the intro jingle & I too, now own this song.

[@tech1238]

Awesome ! Love these guys, watching now

[@touchyssubjects364]

GOLDEN TICKET 🎫🎟️

[@KingofChill]

Finally been waiting sense the clip

[@GeniusGza1]

I appreciate how cautious david is with guns

[@dornomac]

Ari's special was possibly the best I've ever seen! Love that he has two Kill Tony regulars on here;] KT4L

[@AIWFNW]

Been waiting 4 this since Ari dropped the clip last week

[@Timeless.1111]

Yessss been waiting for this to drop! Keep grabbing life by the balls , y'all killin' it out there! 💪❤️💯

[@misun808]

This was an awesome episode with Hans Kim and David Lucas! Very chill conversation about the comedy scene and how their experiences. Hilarious and entertaining! Ari is like their Jewish Uncle mentoring his nephews. Haha! 👍👍👍

[@sammcclain129]

"I don't know what the limit was I was just swiping it unlimited" 😂😭

[@lionheartstanza]

awesome to see hans and david on here. Get William Montgomery next time!!

[@earpig]

That psycho is busy stacking corpses.

[@cloudbloom]

William is a champion and a dreamer

[@j.a.r.family2576]

No

[@GiddyForGod]

That is for sure the catchiest song I know that's owned by ari shaffir

[@Kas3-]

Hans saying “that shit gay” had me rolling😭

[@edgarguerra2087]

Here you go lil bro

[@edgarguerra2087]

bro this was meant for special not this skeptic tank episode XD

[@tech1238]

@@edgarguerra2087 he still gets the shekels either way

[@mcdominator101]

Thanks for the special ari

[@horseheadkid]

hans low key the funniest guy in the room

[@guntherwhite2043]

No he’s not. He’s the least funny guy in the room, and the least funny regular on kill Tony

[@Tacit_Tern]

What drug are you on????

[@elizabethmahoney83]

He’s A LOT funnier on stage.

[@emgee9308]

OMG David Lucas is coming to Bristol?! HELL YEAH!!!!! HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!!!

[@KrispyCREAME805]

David Lucas in this podcast was better than normal. 👍 all it takes is one good podcast to turn ‘‘em around

[@robdielemans9189]

I think you just need to slow him down a bit, introduce him to mindfulness.

[@adrenalinetoothless2530]

He never misses??

[@msn828]

David sucks

[@MrPats-ez6xd]

Ari this is another great pod...thanks man

[@jdubelu540]

So stoked Ari is finally getting his dues 😉

[@avnut13]

Thanks for Jew. It was amazing!

[@Arc5Gaming]

Hans like this 💪🏼🎤 the WHOLE episode! 😭💀😭

[@consistentlyinconsistent2175]

Great ep. And best special I have seen in years I feel criminal not giving money I have to wait till Friday but I will for sure!

[@brendanjonasson5556]

thanks for coming to Winnipeg David. Hans and Ari cant wait to hear your dates include here

[@thegrug8167]

Please give 1 third of these 5 Canadian Dollars to Hans and 1 third to DL

[@8thlvlMage]

Would have been a lot easier if you donated $6 lol.

[@delasse3178]

and now its time to play the game "what drugs is hans on specifically in this episode"

[@clayrester9342]

just in the minor chance that Ari, or somebody at his team sees this, after the part 1:02:41 - 1:02:54 , i actually stopped this podcast to go send a few bucks.... the special was great easily one of the best, and Ari did have a point... hahahahaha

[@Shakeysmoker1]

Damnit man. You're in Texas and couldn't stop off in Oklahoma? Maybe next tour. Hope the rest of the tour is a blast.

[@HarryPainter]

They hate us

[@8thlvlMage]

No one wants to stop in Tulsa or whatever the fuck. 😄

[@HarryPainter]

@@8thlvlMage HEY quit telling the truth it hurts us

[@Shakeysmoker1]

@@8thlvlMage hey we don't want to live here most times lol why you gotta be so honest 😆

[@Amanda5by5]

Hans Kim! David also super so gotta watch this one!

[@billcombs874]

When I first seen David Lucas and I was not hugely impressed, because I thought he only done gay jokes. I have been watching him more and think he is an absolute beast. Keep killing it big guy.

[@B-RaDD]

$1 for you and send the other to Kanye please. Great promotor

[@earpig]

The hexagons are straight.

[@gertbeefrobe]

Thanks for the laughs gents.

[@raypagan116]

A Black, an Asian, and a Jew walk into a podcast studio....

[@EclecticWizard6]

hell yeah been waiting for this to drop!

[@SoyCanVamp772]

I bought the poster! Sign that shit for me!! Happy to support.

[@joeofoysterbay7197]

Wow, that was no-frills. It's almost like these podcasts are free. Ari has matched up well with some cool people on this publicity swing.

[@joemores6196]

ok i need to get me a cake mama

[@matthewparlato5626]

Best intro song in all of podcastville

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Fav Kill Tony regulars by far! Hans will be a huge star. Mark me.

[@liamgallagherrr]

this trio works

[@allentastic]

Okay imma go give 5 on your special rn because of your passionate speech

[@danielsardesai194]

David Lucas’s high laugh sounds exactly like Joaquin Phoenix’s joker lol

[@mattermattering]

ari interviewing william montgomery would be funny

[@ahdgrbfixg]

Ari's mic isn't working... Thought these guys were pros...

[@Crytycal]

Ari does his podcasts in the community center basement 🤣

[@kevodean]

what an epic intro song

[@MuditVerma]

How do comics apply to Edinburgh Fringe? Or do they need an in with a producer?

[@DinnerStone44]

We’re even.

[@donzaloog324]

I want to see Ari as One Punch Man

[@kingturd757]

This is cool.

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

Great Episode! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@DjREVERENDSCAR]

Come to the Electric Sundown in Pendleton Oregon. We have three stages take your pick.

[@pirateninjacat85]

Hans is a natural talk show sidekick

[@joe6339]

Should've got William Montgomery.

[@sleuth-hb4ht]

ari can play a very very good ratatouille

[@sleuth-hb4ht]

@viewer haven’t got that far yet

[@bawlzic]

Ari is the best.

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Yeah David Lucas in London would be great... I guess you'd go for the Leicester Square comedy club or ask Mark Normand and Joe List where they did their spots around town, Mark did play a smaller venue in London's Soho.

[@hatersgonnahate8462]

Good thing that sound proofing is there...

[@christophernerney6543]

If your depressed, Bo’s special feels very funny I think. The songs are really good too on their own.

[@greenryderishere]

Hans speaks like there’s a piece of edible under his tongue

[@josephadams]

My lady takes care of me, it rules.

[@jasongonzalez3960]

I come for the song

[@fukuuu]

Heck yeah!

[@au3014]

Great episode

[@chavez32487]

Awesome one guys!!

[@zekeshattee]

Bill Schnozby

[@Ifixstuf]

LOL this song

[@andreanadammaschke4681]

GONNA SHOW SUPPORT BY COMING TO THE SLC SHOW!

[@cyroz1s]

What a good podcast! David Lucas is hilarious but he over here N this and N that but then apologizes to the internet for "F"'ing it up. Had me chuckling hearing that.

[@Kiron7]

it fucks me up so bad to listen to different levels of audio, in my head ari is like 10 feet away.

[@Cromwell16]

A kill Tony show at the FRINGE WOULD SMASH IT!

[@c0ntini0us]

lmao that pause @ 23:13

[@MNizamee]

Ari shaffir is important for comedy

[@christophernerney6543]

I couldn’t pay you on the special so I bought a shirt, I lit cigarettes for a bunch of young bucks in hats, I didn’t realize at the time why they where asking.

[@michaelkraus9012]

great EP

[@Patbigmack]

Ahahah love these guys thanks Ari

[@zacharylala5566]

Oh man this is gonna be good.