Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

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What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia," plus so much more! Pull ‘em up and strap in, y’all.
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 755
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KZbin Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:26 - Breaking Records And Plugging Dates
00:05:57 - Opening Clip: Eat The Groceries
00:21:26 - Airtight Abby
00:31:38 - Tom Believes The Story Now
00:39:23 - Breaking It Down
00:46:15 - Back From Break and Wings Of A Dove
00:51:15 - Healthy Queen Clip
00:53:49 - Kurt Cobain
00:57:48 - Coconut Travel Tip and Harry Potter Adults
01:05:42 - Tree Climbing and Men's Retreats
01:11:53 - Cat Kisses and Face Tattoos
01:18:17 - Foreign Accent Syndrome
01:20:50 - Good Morning Julia TikTok
01:23:40 - Christina Curiosity
01:26:42 - Closing Song - "Cool Girl Club" by Versace Kolache

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@MrTakedownkd
@MrTakedownkd Ай бұрын
They listened and took out the intro spoiler clips?!? Yessss
@Some_Beach
@Some_Beach Ай бұрын
Crazy
@garrettrutkowski9430
@garrettrutkowski9430 Ай бұрын
And that cringe “this week on your moms house”
@TransformXRED
@TransformXRED Ай бұрын
I never understood the problem. People just had to double tap 1x (or two) to skip 10-20 secs. It was a non issue.
@jacobolsen6193
@jacobolsen6193 Ай бұрын
They listened to the poors!
@prototypexsolo3163
@prototypexsolo3163 Ай бұрын
FINALLY
@dustingaddis2423
@dustingaddis2423 Ай бұрын
"Conjoined or regular?" is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on this pod and it didn't get the laugh it deserved. Kudos mommy Jeans, that was great.
@user-sx1fg7lc3c
@user-sx1fg7lc3c Ай бұрын
Dude I just heard her say that shit and couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
@xrg9355
@xrg9355 Ай бұрын
Abby took the phrase “she for the streets” to a whole new level
@JB-is4gt
@JB-is4gt Ай бұрын
I kept yelling “for the streets” over and over 😂
@joshuadilonardo9348
@joshuadilonardo9348 29 күн бұрын
Cat lady
@BooringBoo
@BooringBoo Ай бұрын
EAT TOM'S SCRUM ALREADY, KRISTINE you made a grown man cry
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbands #NoScrum
@harrisonong
@harrisonong Ай бұрын
DAMN IT KRISTINE
@CHINESE_PRIDE
@CHINESE_PRIDE Ай бұрын
She needs to help him "reconnect" with nature
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
@@CHINESE_PRIDE ih that he does lolol why do u think tom tours so much 😂😂😂
@sarahlowery8490
@sarahlowery8490 Ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@CHINESE_PRIDEyou need to help Tom connect with nature, homie.
@philldr8
@philldr8 Ай бұрын
Please have a button for Nadav’s uncontrollable laughter for the background
@psytron939
@psytron939 Ай бұрын
Nadav would need a cut on that per laugh track. 50$ per
@catnesssss
@catnesssss Ай бұрын
i miss it sm
@lordfordification
@lordfordification Ай бұрын
Hate from Florida
@voice_of_a_little_lady
@voice_of_a_little_lady Ай бұрын
Is this going to be the new "it" comment now that everyone has to stop complaining about previews? 😆
@mikedawson9824
@mikedawson9824 Ай бұрын
Oh I haven't started it yet is Nadav back?!
@urinetrubble4550
@urinetrubble4550 Ай бұрын
Abby is the alter ego of a thirty year old small business owner who brews coffee for a living.
@ZebraCore....
@ZebraCore.... Ай бұрын
Bruh
@Kd13ug
@Kd13ug Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gri7
@gri7 Ай бұрын
I'm dead
@aaroneusjames2342
@aaroneusjames2342 Ай бұрын
Lol!
@Kd13ug
@Kd13ug Ай бұрын
The owner from *that* other YMH video 😂
@Psilocybin77
@Psilocybin77 Ай бұрын
Abby is in trouble. This is the internet, someone already has found out who she is guaranteed.
@jamesmiller8030
@jamesmiller8030 Ай бұрын
That will help her OF account
@jeff3097
@jeff3097 26 күн бұрын
Found her but i aint telling 👀
@kevinnoble7532
@kevinnoble7532 Ай бұрын
Nothing better on a Wednesday morning than an old skool YMH episode. No guests, just shooting the shit and making fun of tik tokers. Y’all make my day
@joelhahn1020
@joelhahn1020 Ай бұрын
I believe Abby, mainly because she has the vocal fry of a super cool Girl.
@M.E.Mendez
@M.E.Mendez Ай бұрын
Those raspy sounding broads are the best to go drink a 🍺 with
@sufyan5612
@sufyan5612 Ай бұрын
RIP whoever marries Abby.
@andyxdemonking
@andyxdemonking Ай бұрын
I might be insecure but how do I compete with 4 huge athletic dudes? Imagine kissing her goodnight 🤢😂
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
My best wishes over your father then , mate
@Lumpyshart
@Lumpyshart Ай бұрын
She's a bop fr
@Liescomefromtheright
@Liescomefromtheright Ай бұрын
But the story, bro.
@mysticapprentice
@mysticapprentice Ай бұрын
Marries?? Oh you sweet summer child...
@PLF...
@PLF... Ай бұрын
A "Billy" will forever now be a recurring character in the YMH universe
@l3Lake2444
@l3Lake2444 Ай бұрын
If Abbey is not brought onto First Date I will riot. Give her the "VICE documentary" style disguise (blurred face and or bandanna with a flat brim).
@empathnurse514
@empathnurse514 Ай бұрын
plot twist-- she IS Lauren Compton
@dylanw.8088
@dylanw.8088 Ай бұрын
PhalloFill now sponsors the mommies IM DEADDDDD ☠️
@zoozercattacrezooz4646
@zoozercattacrezooz4646 Ай бұрын
Makes you wonder if buns took the leap
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Ай бұрын
LOL
@VaNi11AxJuMB0
@VaNi11AxJuMB0 Ай бұрын
Money talks
@ashvice_advicewithash
@ashvice_advicewithash Ай бұрын
IM SCREAMING😂😂
@ashvice_advicewithash
@ashvice_advicewithash Ай бұрын
Literally only ad I’ve “rewound” to go back and watch 🤣🤣
@Deeken171
@Deeken171 Ай бұрын
There are two types of girls in this world. Those who spend their summer in europe getting spit-roasted by black soccer players, and those who spend their summer memorizing every line of the "Good Morning Julia" video.
@ryanimpink13
@ryanimpink13 Ай бұрын
I'll take the former rather than the latter.
@xitaris5981
@xitaris5981 Ай бұрын
I know which one I'd pick
@Leviajohnson
@Leviajohnson Ай бұрын
the girl who covered the good morning julia guy is HILARIOUS that was great
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun Ай бұрын
No intro clips we won y’all 🎉
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
Now ...... the divorce and the program will be great! #TomDeseevesBetter #TwoHusbansIsTooMuch
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis Ай бұрын
We always win! Us jeans are the most inclusive and participant of any other podcast fan base out there. Mommy and daddy tell us to go fuck with someone's socials, we go, they tell us to buy some tickets, we buy. There is no better fanbase out there for podcasts, they have to listen to us at this point lmao! Garth knows we know because the jeans told us
@canadianrobot
@canadianrobot Ай бұрын
No stolen valor here boss
@JP-sp2ux
@JP-sp2ux Ай бұрын
You cried and complained and got what you want bravo 👏
@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP
@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP Ай бұрын
That was so lame ​@@BoinkrNanis
@lordfordification
@lordfordification Ай бұрын
When Christina says, "the heat scares me" when talking about Tom's ass. Funny
@rayhimes6862
@rayhimes6862 Ай бұрын
‘Hello Julia’ started sounding like the Lord’s Prayer I felt like jumping in
@c9566
@c9566 Ай бұрын
LMAO 😂
@Moscririna
@Moscririna Ай бұрын
reminded me so much of church 🤣
@PrincessBalamb
@PrincessBalamb Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tjpatton8562
@tjpatton8562 Ай бұрын
Remember people, you're not "disgusting" or "lacking morals, dignity and self esteem". You're just 'experimenting" and "enjoying the college experience" 😂
@Legitpenguins99
@Legitpenguins99 Ай бұрын
Have you really gotten this far in life without learning that not everyone shares the same morals as you? God forbid somebody does something that a stranger doesn't like!
@typhoonf6
@typhoonf6 Ай бұрын
sounds like your celibacy is involuntary there my dude
@bigwetbutt
@bigwetbutt Ай бұрын
@@Legitpenguins99 If it's your daughter, are you thrilled about this one? Be honest...
@cfrostford0064
@cfrostford0064 Ай бұрын
@@Legitpenguins99 keep that same energy when your daughter is going airtight in a different country with 3 guys she’s know for 2 hours, whilst stroking another she’s known for 10 minutes.
@ryanimpink13
@ryanimpink13 Ай бұрын
No, she nasty
@cfrostford0064
@cfrostford0064 Ай бұрын
She’s gonna tell her future husband she’s only been with two guys 😂😂
@broadwayij
@broadwayij Ай бұрын
And then say twins so the guy she is with thinks it’s a joke…
@MyName-ue9du
@MyName-ue9du Ай бұрын
Exactly 🤣 Idk why I find that so funny 😅
@JLJE54
@JLJE54 Ай бұрын
Four guys*
@drewwil891
@drewwil891 Ай бұрын
Ain’t no one marrying her lmao
@RuizR.87
@RuizR.87 Ай бұрын
Yeah poor future dude
@gabrielruiz219
@gabrielruiz219 Ай бұрын
I love how she keeps saying "knock it off my bucket list" 😂😂😂
@bigwetbutt
@bigwetbutt Ай бұрын
Perhaps the concept of a "bucket list" is a very dangerous justification for a lot of things you may wind up regretting. Though I don't think this chick will, she seems assembled from a long lineage of whores.
@chadbarbaro
@chadbarbaro Ай бұрын
more like a fuckit list
@zacharyeskelson6229
@zacharyeskelson6229 Ай бұрын
I've met rubam too😅
@pettis1228
@pettis1228 Ай бұрын
Who ever is responsible for the random water champ cuts. Thank you 😂
@hondamotorsrider
@hondamotorsrider Ай бұрын
The trans getting upset about being misgendered but then misgendering Kurt 50 times.
@perrygriffin2371
@perrygriffin2371 Ай бұрын
Play stupid games...
@ipodzrock1
@ipodzrock1 Ай бұрын
He deserves all the hate from Australia 😂
@rp1780
@rp1780 Ай бұрын
50 time, 50 time, 50 time left, 50 time right
@sshuggi
@sshuggi Ай бұрын
Going through the full autocue of r-words out the gate had me on the floor.
@stubstunner
@stubstunner Ай бұрын
It was a retard playlist 😂
@evandegray6688
@evandegray6688 Ай бұрын
No doubt was dying 😂😂😂
@LeMoistQunt
@LeMoistQunt Ай бұрын
Imagine the dad recognizing his daughter's voice in this episode
@Hjaelteomslag
@Hjaelteomslag Ай бұрын
Brutal!
@rhudson3290
@rhudson3290 Ай бұрын
Part of me thinks she was lying.
@LeMoistQunt
@LeMoistQunt Ай бұрын
@@rhudson3290 that part of you needs help
@gabrielruiz219
@gabrielruiz219 Ай бұрын
​@LeMoistQunt it's not that deep dude
@LeMoistQunt
@LeMoistQunt Ай бұрын
@@gabrielruiz219 it really ain't, you should know better if you comment that type of shit lmao
@Tiffany.Carnes
@Tiffany.Carnes Ай бұрын
The Kurt Cobain story and calling HIM they/them bothered me way more than Abby going into detail about her air tight night LOL and at one point, I was picturing it🤦‍♀️😂
@dirty93
@dirty93 Ай бұрын
Abby wonders why she hasn't found a committed partner yet. 😅
@pompeythegreat297
@pompeythegreat297 Ай бұрын
If I ever hear shit like this, we definitely ain't getting married
@wiggityp
@wiggityp Ай бұрын
"Abby" is definitely in the Cool Guy club.
@broadwayij
@broadwayij Ай бұрын
Guitar rifff!!!!
@mattrenshaw8024
@mattrenshaw8024 Ай бұрын
Weedly whhhaaahng
@Lockdown335
@Lockdown335 Ай бұрын
SHES the predator haha
@Alcarlson1
@Alcarlson1 Ай бұрын
“Conjoined or regular?” 😂😂😂 I mean, good question but who else would ever guess conjoined?
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 Ай бұрын
She copied that from Bret
@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710
@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710 Ай бұрын
A comic?
@knasbolla
@knasbolla Ай бұрын
redwinehouse CRUSHED "Good morning Julia"
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha Ай бұрын
fuck yeah she did
@Bittamin
@Bittamin Ай бұрын
Just watched that it was ace!
@ryanmellor2238
@ryanmellor2238 Ай бұрын
She dont have the bespoke coving
@TheBigLubelsky
@TheBigLubelsky Ай бұрын
Not enough fans...I'm offended
@eaton24
@eaton24 Ай бұрын
What a gut wrenching feeling to be listening to YMH and Abbie sounds suspiciously like your wife or girlfriend.
@CCitis
@CCitis Ай бұрын
A lot of peoples mom, gf, wife have done some real nasty shit. Way it is. Don’t ask don’t tell.
@Mr.Blonde1972
@Mr.Blonde1972 Ай бұрын
Parents must be so proud. 😂
@BossHawgDawg
@BossHawgDawg Ай бұрын
Would love to see the DAWGS Matt and Shane on here
@user-pu6ru6dj7w
@user-pu6ru6dj7w Ай бұрын
I support the idea, but I think they're too funny for this show. Maybe 2 bears would be a better match
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun Ай бұрын
YES then we will be truly blessed
@BooringBoo
@BooringBoo Ай бұрын
Matt on WMMA would be a blessing, shed be schooled in 4 strokes
@thehumanwiII
@thehumanwiII Ай бұрын
@@user-pu6ru6dj7wnonsense
@thehumanwiII
@thehumanwiII Ай бұрын
Yeah that needs to happen
@macarussell2212
@macarussell2212 Ай бұрын
Imagine finding the girl or your dreams then hearing her tell this story 😂 Abby is a disaster
@justin-md4xm
@justin-md4xm Ай бұрын
Why?
@MyNameJeff..
@MyNameJeff.. Ай бұрын
@@justin-md4xmImagine being you, asking why. Our society is doomed
@justin-md4xm
@justin-md4xm Ай бұрын
@@MyNameJeff.. imagine you using commas correctly
@pompeythegreat297
@pompeythegreat297 Ай бұрын
Fucking heart breaking
@mungus8064
@mungus8064 Ай бұрын
Listening to Abby made me indescribably sad. Great stuff jeans
@ewarre22
@ewarre22 Ай бұрын
Yo that coconut dude is a straight up serial killer.
@tempsoda
@tempsoda Ай бұрын
Miriam Margolyes is a national treasure! You should see the clip of her on Graham Norton where she recalls a time she 'creamed in her knickers' while sat next to Matthew Perry, his face is gold 😂
@spypoet
@spypoet Ай бұрын
She's a fucking LEGEND
@najslabsamamanasvetu6152
@najslabsamamanasvetu6152 Ай бұрын
She's old lady goals❤
@Clinton221087
@Clinton221087 Ай бұрын
Hate from Hogwarts
@kylec8957
@kylec8957 Ай бұрын
I feel as if Abbie required 2 seats on her flight to Europe
@vance9090
@vance9090 Ай бұрын
you can hear it in her voice.
@GenesysRider23
@GenesysRider23 Ай бұрын
Any woman who calls herself “slim thick” is most likely a whale.
@thomasfava4660
@thomasfava4660 Ай бұрын
And here I was thinking I’m alone in thinking that
@PogeyMane
@PogeyMane Ай бұрын
"Slim thick"
@cartier28
@cartier28 Ай бұрын
Fully imagining the fat one from euphoria
@ronaldvanalphen2808
@ronaldvanalphen2808 Ай бұрын
Plot twist, Abby is the over sized travel expert 😂
@melissayocum6440
@melissayocum6440 Ай бұрын
Tom had a great point I found those twins SO FAST 😂😂😂
@tanklin4015
@tanklin4015 Ай бұрын
abby is the reason i got trust issues
@voice_of_a_little_lady
@voice_of_a_little_lady Ай бұрын
Why? She wasn't cheating on anyone.
@claudetecumseh8415
@claudetecumseh8415 Ай бұрын
@@voice_of_a_little_ladyNo. just straight up lying.
@rpgvincent8305
@rpgvincent8305 Ай бұрын
She was so proud to be a ho3
@CF-uj7oe
@CF-uj7oe Ай бұрын
Disgusting
@voice_of_a_little_lady
@voice_of_a_little_lady Ай бұрын
@@claudetecumseh8415 Ah, you don't believe her story... To each their own.
@featwizzle5517
@featwizzle5517 Ай бұрын
Toms knocking on the underside of that table during that story lol
@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710
@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710 Ай бұрын
Fact check ✅ true
@PerspectiveMatters
@PerspectiveMatters Ай бұрын
I've never felt so seen. Christina said "Rudy the Salvadoran busboy." My name is Rudy and I'm Salvadoran 🤣
@BurlyMD
@BurlyMD Ай бұрын
Yoooooo I cried laughing @redwinehouse "Good morning Julia" video! Perfection
@leodaggy7032
@leodaggy7032 Ай бұрын
The way abby talks, I completely believe she wrote that.
@thomasfava4660
@thomasfava4660 Ай бұрын
The airtight story became a lie when she described herself as slim thick 🤣 ain’t no way
@GenesysRider23
@GenesysRider23 Ай бұрын
🐳🐳
@laneh2000
@laneh2000 Ай бұрын
She big over the phone lmao
@VLowe15
@VLowe15 Ай бұрын
She's definitely 185+
@DuckdaringZ
@DuckdaringZ Ай бұрын
Skinny fat
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic Ай бұрын
Thick in all the right places.
@haysoos7945
@haysoos7945 Ай бұрын
Money says Abby is built like an NFL Left Guard
@kdizzy333
@kdizzy333 Ай бұрын
That girl killed that Joe clip! So good 😂
@rams812
@rams812 Ай бұрын
It's always so fun to hear Christine's disdain to lick Tim's scrum 🤣
@FullTwos
@FullTwos Ай бұрын
She called it vulgar hahah
@dustindow4480
@dustindow4480 Ай бұрын
Yet If you don't eat ass the first date you're a square 🤣🤣🤣
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
The only thing funny about christine is that the freemasons got her by the balls or she would have zeeeeeero gigs
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbandsIsTooMuch
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic Ай бұрын
Yeah sticking your face into a fecal matter scented orifice is so arousing.
@ninjapwnsatlyfe
@ninjapwnsatlyfe Ай бұрын
After 8 years of never missing an episode i think its probably healthy for me to take a break. The whole airtight stuff was funny at first but man that steak is cooked and then some.
@fomes
@fomes Ай бұрын
Thank god you announced this
@ninjapwnsatlyfe
@ninjapwnsatlyfe Ай бұрын
@fomes hey everyone complained about the opening recaps and they listened. We complain so they know what we do and don't like. But I'm cool being the odd one out on sucking and fucking strangers, you all can keep your weird shit.
@NeverGoFullJeff
@NeverGoFullJeff Ай бұрын
"Weird for them but not my problem." needs to be on a shirt lol.
@Jojahn
@Jojahn Ай бұрын
"Kurt Cobain was trans, oh but dont you dare assume / misgender me "
@madelinedarch
@madelinedarch Ай бұрын
I love that I chose to eat my lunch during this episode 😆
@ineedafernbackhere
@ineedafernbackhere Ай бұрын
I have made this mistake and almost puked in my car 😂😂
@ComradeCooper
@ComradeCooper Ай бұрын
Lunch 3 hours ago? At 6am Pacific time? What are you… British?
@madelinedarch
@madelinedarch Ай бұрын
@@ComradeCooper yeah I'm in the UK 😂 always look forward to YMH at midday on a Wednesday 👍🏻
@ComradeCooper
@ComradeCooper Ай бұрын
Haha nice. I like your style Madeline.
@ashvice_advicewithash
@ashvice_advicewithash Ай бұрын
Girllll you should know better by now 😅
@Decency21
@Decency21 Ай бұрын
Ripping the piss out of the R word to kick the episode off is beauty😂❤️
@kelseylynch3644
@kelseylynch3644 Ай бұрын
When Christina said “were you afraid you would doo doo” 😂😂😂😂
@kodyfine8956
@kodyfine8956 Ай бұрын
My biggest fear is getting into a relationship with someone who has stories like Abby - and her not telling me until we are deep into a relationship
@Brandon-bm8tg
@Brandon-bm8tg Ай бұрын
Its enough to break a dudes heart forsure.
@justinwilliamson6355
@justinwilliamson6355 Ай бұрын
I'd have no issue leaving her, for having that kind of background. I've dumped women for learning about them dating a Black guy. I'd absolutely leave, for having a story, like Abbey's.
@thekungfukid1990
@thekungfukid1990 Ай бұрын
​@@justinwilliamson6355 racism is cool
@joekuschnick9241
@joekuschnick9241 Ай бұрын
I vow to never fall in love with an Abby after hearing this, just to be safe
@justinwilliamson6355
@justinwilliamson6355 Ай бұрын
Too many modern women have a story like Abbey's. The juice ain't worth the squeeze, for ANY OF THEM, now days.
@gurkdoinwork
@gurkdoinwork Ай бұрын
that hey Julia cover was 10/10
@paulchristiana3079
@paulchristiana3079 Ай бұрын
Less than 2 min in and we hear the R word like 30 times. Reminds me of my childhood
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis Ай бұрын
Same
@Sparky_theburnout
@Sparky_theburnout Ай бұрын
I can’t imagine why abbi is still single. Who doesn’t wanna bring home a classy girl like that to the fam
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
I can't imagine why you are still commenting like a 14 year old incel
@seanrickoski6909
@seanrickoski6909 Ай бұрын
That chick doing the good morning Julia speech was so in sync with Joe that it sounded like that two-tone voice that comes out of somebody who's possessed in a movie. It was hilarious and freaky all at the same time.
@gridsquare
@gridsquare Ай бұрын
"Slim thicc is how I would describe myself"...said every manatee, ever.
@NAFOD97
@NAFOD97 Ай бұрын
The camera shot when Tim put the liquid death down absolutely leveled me. They’re not even being subtle anymore 😂
@grantvicknair
@grantvicknair Ай бұрын
Time ?
@adambrooks4355
@adambrooks4355 Ай бұрын
@@grantvicknair 50:50 ?
@unikornkontroller
@unikornkontroller Ай бұрын
No way in hell are my buddies participating in an airtight sesh with me. I could never look at them again in my life.
@Wulfiebaby
@Wulfiebaby Ай бұрын
I'm not gay, so having another guy in the bedroom doesn't interest me at all, but if I somehow found myself in the situation, I would maintain uninterrupted eye contact with the other guy so that it scarred him. Only way the memory could make me smile.
@AddisonKleber
@AddisonKleber Ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at them ripping on the guy with the coconuts. That guy is a doctor. His name is Paul Saladino. Joe Rogan follows him. Still the coconuts on the plane is absurd
@desireesibiya3326
@desireesibiya3326 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious, for some reason i was thinking of Goodmorning Julia all day today! She crushed that😂
@simonepotter7597
@simonepotter7597 Ай бұрын
This Miriam Margoyles clip is hilarious, but she has sooo many good ones. Shes a legend, love her.
@ComradeCooper
@ComradeCooper Ай бұрын
I would divorce Christina for not letting her face be a seat..
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
And not for pandering to a ton of neonazis ideals as preached by her papa Jordan Peterson ??
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine Ай бұрын
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbandsIsTooMuch
@Jamie-pt2up
@Jamie-pt2up Ай бұрын
I hope you're joking:) Because if this is something that's important to you then you should discuss it and know BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED 🙄
@ComradeCooper
@ComradeCooper Ай бұрын
@@Jamie-pt2up someone should have told Tom that, not I.
@Kevin-dl7ek
@Kevin-dl7ek Ай бұрын
Im never dating a girl named abby ever again 😂
@justinwilliamson6355
@justinwilliamson6355 Ай бұрын
Girls like her, are the reason I walked away from falling in love.
@dookiehead-ll4jw
@dookiehead-ll4jw Ай бұрын
I really hope I'm never cursed with having a daughter this day and age, Jesus Christ lmao
@maddiemoe27
@maddiemoe27 Ай бұрын
I feel unhinged at 8:30 in the morning! Hahaha
@Henchman1977
@Henchman1977 Ай бұрын
Now I want to hear the airtight story from the perspective of the 4 guys!
@geekedmedia
@geekedmedia Ай бұрын
I'm sure Abby's future husband will love having leftovers
@shit_tiger
@shit_tiger 25 күн бұрын
I've got news for you dude. Pretty much every woman you've been with was "leftovers."
@MrRlsquared
@MrRlsquared Ай бұрын
Hope her dad listens to the podcast and recognizes her voice, lol.
@signalcraft
@signalcraft Ай бұрын
It’s crazy how someone can break the part of their brain responsible for shame and regret
@claudetecumseh8415
@claudetecumseh8415 Ай бұрын
Abbie is just trying to get into comedy. She's already got "yes and" down.
@fukuuu
@fukuuu Ай бұрын
You've been conditioned to feel that way. That's a you problem.
@goobiiguy
@goobiiguy Ай бұрын
@@fukuuumore like an Abby problem
@MP-kj6wk
@MP-kj6wk Ай бұрын
@@fukuuu It's the other way around. Getting conditioned in thinking it's normal, but who cares anyway. Freedom & liberty. 🤷
@shlongdaboot
@shlongdaboot Ай бұрын
She doesn't regret that shameful lie
@johndonair
@johndonair Ай бұрын
That Good Morning Julia was so fucking good lol
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 Ай бұрын
"So I can continue breastfeeding my cat?" Um, ok?
@MrFozzie52
@MrFozzie52 Ай бұрын
How did they miss this, couldn't believe it
@fomes
@fomes Ай бұрын
@@MrFozzie52probably because they knew it was a joke.
@koubaasofien9264
@koubaasofien9264 Ай бұрын
A guy’s biggest fear is to end up with an ABBY. You never know when she’s gonna get that itch when you’re married
@miles5012
@miles5012 Ай бұрын
RIP to Abby’s dad
@joshnevy8967
@joshnevy8967 Ай бұрын
The closing song is an absolute banger
@versacekolache
@versacekolache Ай бұрын
Why don't you come touch my soundcloud thru the fence then chomo!??!
@dokkal
@dokkal Ай бұрын
The camera cutting to Christina not using a coaster and then Tom using one has me rolling 😂
@luisc2975
@luisc2975 Ай бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes, Abby, thank you for your service. We need more women like you!!
@harrylund586
@harrylund586 Ай бұрын
Todd and Christine finding out about Miriam Margolyes is incredible 😂 they need to do a deep dive on her interviews
@dianavargas5942
@dianavargas5942 Ай бұрын
22:13 tom staring straight into the camera 💀 and saying you save that for someone you love 💀
@kellsbellls
@kellsbellls Ай бұрын
33:18 mommy tina was so proud of herself when she asked the ranking question 😂😂😂 this call is amazing
@mmelanie9326
@mmelanie9326 Ай бұрын
The tik tok stitch of Good Morning Julia at the end! The best!!!
@steadfasttherenowned2460
@steadfasttherenowned2460 Ай бұрын
Bahaahaha, the glass of water cam. Props.
@JacquesLeCoq26
@JacquesLeCoq26 Ай бұрын
Hate from the Por Osos distillery 🐻
@kurtbruderly6782
@kurtbruderly6782 Ай бұрын
Hate from the rest of the US who can’t buy it yet… work harder!
@fornhunkle
@fornhunkle Ай бұрын
​​@@kurtbruderly6782 it's a white label brand so chances are it's available elsewhere under a different name for 75% less. It's kinda how these things go. They approach them with premade vodkas and say "which one should be yours?" And they pick one. That process of meeting and talking numbers for the contract takes weeks and months and thus "they've been working on this for a year" when in reality it's completely hands off like their merch business
@LittleSkin18
@LittleSkin18 Ай бұрын
Redwinehouse, now do Fed Smoker at the Falcon Carwash 😂
@fivespeed42
@fivespeed42 Ай бұрын
The "Cool Girl Club" song goes hard 🔥
@versacekolache
@versacekolache Ай бұрын
TYSM touch my soundcloud thru the fence
@matthewparkes2336
@matthewparkes2336 Ай бұрын
"Direct them like traffic" 🤣
@dreadyboy666
@dreadyboy666 Ай бұрын
I just finished watching Theo Von being a guest on Down with Sean and Marley. LMFAO good start to the show omg
@fasteddie4435
@fasteddie4435 Ай бұрын
After watching thousands of podcasts, this was by far the funniest report I've ever heard in the past 15? years. Anyone want to eat my groceries? 😉
@nathangebben5738
@nathangebben5738 Ай бұрын
Mssp needs to be on here!!
@tomlikestacos
@tomlikestacos Ай бұрын
They really have PhalloFill ads now 😂 love it hahah
@natetweedy3533
@natetweedy3533 Ай бұрын
That closing song was a banger!
@gonzales287
@gonzales287 Ай бұрын
Daddy's girl making him proud he spent the money for college to expand her experiences 😅😅😅😅
@mills1540
@mills1540 Ай бұрын
Breaking attendance records by making people sit on top of each other is why you're a legend. 🤣
@tiktokked1
@tiktokked1 Ай бұрын
Tina is gettin ptsd just from the thought of tossin Tim s salad😂
@ghostpebble1279
@ghostpebble1279 21 күн бұрын
Tom is treading dangerously close to going into Howard Sterm territory with the Abby guest
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