Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

[@xrg9355]

Abby took the phrase “she for the streets” to a whole new level

[@JB-is4gt]

I kept yelling “for the streets” over and over 😂

[@joshuadilonardo9348]

Cat lady

[@MrTakedownkd]

They listened and took out the intro spoiler clips?!? Yessss

[@Some_Beach]

Crazy

[@garrettrutkowski9430]

And that cringe “this week on your moms house”

[@TransformXRED]

I never understood the problem. People just had to double tap 1x (or two) to skip 10-20 secs. It was a non issue.

[@jacobolsen6193]

They listened to the poors!

[@prototypexsolo3163]

FINALLY

[@dustingaddis2423]

"Conjoined or regular?" is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on this pod and it didn't get the laugh it deserved. Kudos mommy Jeans, that was great.

[@user-sx1fg7lc3c]

Dude I just heard her say that shit and couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@kevinnoble7532]

Nothing better on a Wednesday morning than an old skool YMH episode. No guests, just shooting the shit and making fun of tik tokers. Y’all make my day

[@Psilocybin77]

Abby is in trouble. This is the internet, someone already has found out who she is guaranteed.

[@jamesmiller8030]

That will help her OF account

[@jeff3097]

Found her but i aint telling 👀

[@philldr8]

Please have a button for Nadav’s uncontrollable laughter for the background

[@psytron939]

Nadav would need a cut on that per laugh track. 50$ per

[@catnesssss]

i miss it sm

[@lordfordification]

Hate from Florida

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

Is this going to be the new "it" comment now that everyone has to stop complaining about previews? 😆

[@caastles]

Oh I haven't started it yet is Nadav back?!

[@BooringBoo]

EAT TOM'S SCRUM ALREADY, KRISTINE you made a grown man cry

[@harrisonong]

DAMN IT KRISTINE

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

She needs to help him "reconnect" with nature

[@lillowery615]

⁠​⁠@@CHINESE_PRIDEyou need to help Tom connect with nature, homie.

[@CCitis]

Man, I would just take a finger down there tbh… the wife gets close, she will rub the taint… little lower

[@joelhahn1020]

I believe Abby, mainly because she has the vocal fry of a super cool Girl.

[@M.E.Mendez]

Those raspy sounding broads are the best to go drink a 🍺 with

[@PLF...]

A "Billy" will forever now be a recurring character in the YMH universe

[@l3Lake2444]

If Abbey is not brought onto First Date I will riot. Give her the "VICE documentary" style disguise (blurred face and or bandanna with a flat brim).

[@empathnurse]

plot twist-- she IS Lauren Compton

[@dylanw.8088]

PhalloFill now sponsors the mommies IM DEADDDDD ☠️

[@zoozercattacrezooz4646]

Makes you wonder if buns took the leap

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

LOL

[@VaNi11AxJuMB0]

Money talks

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

IM SCREAMING😂😂

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

Literally only ad I’ve “rewound” to go back and watch 🤣🤣

[@GymAndSun]

No intro clips we won y’all 🎉

[@BoinkrNanis]

We always win! Us jeans are the most inclusive and participant of any other podcast fan base out there. Mommy and daddy tell us to go fuck with someone's socials, we go, they tell us to buy some tickets, we buy. There is no better fanbase out there for podcasts, they have to listen to us at this point lmao! Garth knows we know because the jeans told us

[@canadianrobot]

No stolen valor here boss

[@JP-sp2ux]

You cried and complained and got what you want bravo 👏

[@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP]

That was so lame ​@@BoinkrNanis

[@ryanimpink13]

Now get them to stop ruining shows with funny comics by talking about boring stand up shit.

[@Deeken171]

There are two types of girls in this world. Those who spend their summer in europe getting spit-roasted by black soccer players, and those who spend their summer memorizing every line of the "Good Morning Julia" video.

[@ryanimpink13]

I'll take the former rather than the latter.

[@xitaris5981]

I know which one I'd pick

[@tjpatton8562]

Remember people, you're not "disgusting" or "lacking morals, dignity and self esteem". You're just 'experimenting" and "enjoying the college experience" 😂

[@Legitpenguins99]

Have you really gotten this far in life without learning that not everyone shares the same morals as you? God forbid somebody does something that a stranger doesn't like!

[@typhoonf6]

sounds like your celibacy is involuntary there my dude

[@bigwetbutt]

@@Legitpenguins99 If it's your daughter, are you thrilled about this one? Be honest...

[@cfrostford0064]

@@Legitpenguins99 keep that same energy when your daughter is going airtight in a different country with 3 guys she’s know for 2 hours, whilst stroking another she’s known for 10 minutes.

[@ryanimpink13]

No, she nasty

[@sufyan5612]

RIP whoever marries Abby.

[@andyxdemonking]

I might be insecure but how do I compete with 4 huge athletic dudes? Imagine kissing her goodnight 🤢😂

[@Lumpyshart]

She's a bop fr

[@Liescomefromtheright]

But the story, bro.

[@mysticapprentice]

Marries?? Oh you sweet summer child...

[@CF-uj7oe]

Rip nobody

[@gabrielruiz219]

I love how she keeps saying "knock it off my bucket list" 😂😂😂

[@bigwetbutt]

Perhaps the concept of a "bucket list" is a very dangerous justification for a lot of things you may wind up regretting. Though I don't think this chick will, she seems assembled from a long lineage of whores.

[@chadbarbaro]

more like a fuckit list

[@zacharyeskelson6229]

I've met rubam too😅

[@lordfordification]

When Christina says, "the heat scares me" when talking about Tom's ass. Funny

[@haysoos7945]

Money says Abby is built like an NFL Left Guard

[@Tiffany.Carnes]

The Kurt Cobain story and calling HIM they/them bothered me way more than Abby going into detail about her air tight night LOL and at one point, I was picturing it🤦‍♀️😂

[@tempsoda]

Miriam Margolyes is a national treasure! You should see the clip of her on Graham Norton where she recalls a time she 'creamed in her knickers' while sat next to Matthew Perry, his face is gold 😂

[@spypoet]

She's a fucking LEGEND

[@najslabsamamanasvetu6152]

She's old lady goals❤

[@Clinton221087]

Hate from Hogwarts

[@kylec8957]

I feel as if Abbie required 2 seats on her flight to Europe

[@vance9090]

you can hear it in her voice.

[@GenesysRider23]

Any woman who calls herself “slim thick” is most likely a whale.

[@thomasfava4660]

And here I was thinking I’m alone in thinking that

[@PogeyMane]

"Slim thick"

[@cartier28]

Fully imagining the fat one from euphoria

[@cfrostford0064]

She’s gonna tell her future husband she’s only been with two guys 😂😂

[@broadwayij]

And then say twins so the guy she is with thinks it’s a joke…

[@MyName-ue9du]

Exactly 🤣 Idk why I find that so funny 😅

[@JLJE54]

Four guys*

[@drewwil891]

Ain’t no one marrying her lmao

[@RuizR.87]

Yeah poor future dude

[@eaton24]

What a gut wrenching feeling to be listening to YMH and Abbie sounds suspiciously like your wife or girlfriend.

[@CCitis]

A lot of peoples mom, gf, wife have done some real nasty shit. Way it is. Don’t ask don’t tell.

[@VanSoLow]

Plot twist, Abby is the over sized travel expert 😂

[@macarussell2212]

Imagine finding the girl or your dreams then hearing her tell this story 😂 Abby is a disaster

[@justin-md4xm]

Why?

[@MyNameJeff..]

@@justin-md4xmImagine being you, asking why. Our society is doomed

[@justin-md4xm]

@@MyNameJeff.. imagine you using commas correctly

[@pompeythegreat297]

Fucking heart breaking

[@wiggityp]

"Abby" is definitely in the Cool Guy club.

[@broadwayij]

Guitar rifff!!!!

[@mattrenshaw8024]

Weedly whhhaaahng

[@Lockdown335]

SHES the predator haha

[@sshuggi]

Going through the full autocue of r-words out the gate had me on the floor.

[@stubstunner]

It was a retard playlist 😂

[@evandegray6688]

No doubt was dying 😂😂😂

[@LeMoistQunt]

Imagine the dad recognizing his daughter's voice in this episode

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Brutal!

[@rhudson3290]

Part of me thinks she was lying.

[@LeMoistQunt]

@@rhudson3290 that part of you needs help

[@gabrielruiz219]

​@LeMoistQunt it's not that deep dude

[@LeMoistQunt]

@@gabrielruiz219 it really ain't, you should know better if you comment that type of shit lmao

[@rayhimes6862]

‘Hello Julia’ started sounding like the Lord’s Prayer I felt like jumping in

[@c9566]

LMAO 😂

[@Moscririna]

reminded me so much of church 🤣

[@PrincessBalamb]

😂😂😂

[@Leviajohnson]

the girl who covered the good morning julia guy is HILARIOUS that was great

[@BossHawgDawg]

Would love to see the DAWGS Matt and Shane on here

[@MostafaKadrie]

I support the idea, but I think they're too funny for this show. Maybe 2 bears would be a better match

[@GymAndSun]

YES then we will be truly blessed

[@BooringBoo]

Matt on WMMA would be a blessing, shed be schooled in 4 strokes

[@thehumanwiII]

@@MostafaKadrienonsense

[@thehumanwiII]

Yeah that needs to happen

[@tanklin4015]

abby is the reason i got trust issues

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

Why? She wasn't cheating on anyone.

[@claudetecumseh8415]

@@voice_of_a_little_ladyNo. just straight up lying.

[@rpgvincent8305]

She was so proud to be a ho3

[@CF-uj7oe]

Disgusting

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

@@claudetecumseh8415 Ah, you don't believe her story... To each their own.

[@Jojahn]

"Kurt Cobain was trans, oh but dont you dare assume / misgender me "

[@dirty93]

Abby wonders why she hasn't found a committed partner yet. 😅

[@pompeythegreat297]

If I ever hear shit like this, we definitely ain't getting married

[@pettis1228]

Who ever is responsible for the random water champ cuts. Thank you 😂

[@Alcarlson1]

“Conjoined or regular?” 😂😂😂 I mean, good question but who else would ever guess conjoined?

[@utlonghorn86]

She copied that from Bret

[@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710]

A comic?

[@Sparky_theburnout]

I can’t imagine why abbi is still single. Who doesn’t wanna bring home a classy girl like that to the fam

[@leodaggy7032]

The way abby talks, I completely believe she wrote that.

[@gridsquare]

"Slim thicc is how I would describe myself"...said every manatee, ever.

[@Mr.Blonde1972]

Parents must be so proud. 😂

[@knasbolla]

redwinehouse CRUSHED "Good morning Julia"

[@mastergwaha]

fuck yeah she did

[@Bittamin]

Just watched that it was ace!

[@ryanmellor2238]

She dont have the bespoke coving

[@TheBigLubelsky]

Not enough fans...I'm offended

[@hondamotorsrider]

The trans getting upset about being misgendered but then misgendering Kurt 50 times.

[@perrygriffin2371]

Play stupid games...

[@ipodzrock1]

He deserves all the hate from Australia 😂

[@rp1780]

50 time, 50 time, 50 time left, 50 time right

[@kodyfine8956]

My biggest fear is getting into a relationship with someone who has stories like Abby - and her not telling me until we are deep into a relationship

[@Brandon-bm8tg]

Its enough to break a dudes heart forsure.

[@justinwilliamson6355]

I'd have no issue leaving her, for having that kind of background. I've dumped women for learning about them dating a Black guy. I'd absolutely leave, for having a story, like Abbey's.

[@thekungfukid1990]

​@@justinwilliamson6355 racism is cool

[@ChronikTheory]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@mungus8064]

Listening to Abby made me indescribably sad. Great stuff jeans

[@PerspectiveMatters]

I've never felt so seen. Christina said "Rudy the Salvadoran busboy." My name is Rudy and I'm Salvadoran 🤣

[@thomasfava4660]

The airtight story became a lie when she described herself as slim thick 🤣 ain’t no way

[@GenesysRider23]

🐳🐳

[@laneh2000]

She big over the phone lmao

[@VLowe15]

She's definitely 185+

[@DuckdaringZ]

Skinny fat

[@Miodrag.Vukomanovic]

Thick in all the right places.

[@rams812]

It's always so fun to hear Christine's disdain to lick Tim's scrum 🤣

[@FullTwos]

She called it vulgar hahah

[@DoubleDiesal]

Yet If you don't eat ass the first date you're a square 🤣🤣🤣

[@Miodrag.Vukomanovic]

Yeah sticking your face into a fecal matter scented orifice is so arousing.

[@ComradeCooper]

I would divorce Christina for not letting her face be a seat..

[@Jamie-pt2up]

I hope you're joking:) Because if this is something that's important to you then you should discuss it and know BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED 🙄

[@ComradeCooper]

@@Jamie-pt2up someone should have told Tom that, not I.

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

After 8 years of never missing an episode i think its probably healthy for me to take a break. The whole airtight stuff was funny at first but man that steak is cooked and then some.

[@fomes]

Thank god you announced this

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

@fomes hey everyone complained about the opening recaps and they listened. We complain so they know what we do and don't like. But I'm cool being the odd one out on sucking and fucking strangers, you all can keep your weird shit.

[@Decenxy]

Ripping the piss out of the R word to kick the episode off is beauty😂❤️

[@featwizzle5517]

Toms knocking on the underside of that table during that story lol

[@anotheryoutubesailingchann5710]

Fact check ✅ true

[@kdizzy333]

That girl killed that Joe clip! So good 😂

[@unikornkontroller]

No way in hell are my buddies participating in an airtight sesh with me. I could never look at them again in my life.

[@Wulfiebaby]

I'm not gay, so having another guy in the bedroom doesn't interest me at all, but if I somehow found myself in the situation, I would maintain uninterrupted eye contact with the other guy so that it scarred him. Only way the memory could make me smile.

[@ewarre22]

Yo that coconut dude is a straight up serial killer.

[@melissayocum6440]

Tom had a great point I found those twins SO FAST 😂😂😂

[@madelinedarch]

I love that I chose to eat my lunch during this episode 😆

[@ineedafernbackhere]

I have made this mistake and almost puked in my car 😂😂

[@ComradeCooper]

Lunch 3 hours ago? At 6am Pacific time? What are you… British?

[@madelinedarch]

@@ComradeCooper yeah I'm in the UK 😂 always look forward to YMH at midday on a Wednesday 👍🏻

[@ComradeCooper]

Haha nice. I like your style Madeline.

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

Girllll you should know better by now 😅

[@simmypoo]

This Miriam Margoyles clip is hilarious, but she has sooo many good ones. Shes a legend, love her.

[@signalcraft]

It’s crazy how someone can break the part of their brain responsible for shame and regret

[@claudetecumseh8415]

Abbie is just trying to get into comedy. She's already got "yes and" down.

[@fukuuu]

You've been conditioned to feel that way. That's a you problem.

[@goobiiguy]

@@fukuuumore like an Abby problem

[@MP-kj6wk]

@@fukuuu It's the other way around. Getting conditioned in thinking it's normal, but who cares anyway. Freedom & liberty. 🤷

[@shlongdaboot]

She doesn't regret that shameful lie

[@NeverGoFullJeff]

"Weird for them but not my problem." needs to be on a shirt lol.

[@BurlyMD]

Yoooooo I cried laughing @redwinehouse "Good morning Julia" video! Perfection

[@Henchman1977]

Now I want to hear the airtight story from the perspective of the 4 guys!

[@maddiemoe27]

I feel unhinged at 8:30 in the morning! Hahaha

[@nathangebben5738]

Mssp needs to be on here!!

[@dookiehead-ll4jw]

I really hope I'm never cursed with having a daughter this day and age, Jesus Christ lmao

[@geekedmedia]

I'm sure Abby's future husband will love having leftovers

[@shit_tiger]

I've got news for you dude. Pretty much every woman you've been with was "leftovers."

[@harrylund586]

Todd and Christine finding out about Miriam Margolyes is incredible 😂 they need to do a deep dive on her interviews

[@NAFOD97]

The camera shot when Tim put the liquid death down absolutely leveled me. They’re not even being subtle anymore 😂

[@grantvicknair]

Time ?

[@adambrooks4355]

@@grantvicknair 50:50 ?

[@Kevin-dl7ek]

Im never dating a girl named abby ever again 😂

[@justinwilliamson6355]

Girls like her, are the reason I walked away from falling in love.

[@kelseylynch3644]

When Christina said “were you afraid you would doo doo” 😂😂😂😂

[@sofakingcool665]

I swear I’ll be the greatest father in the universe

[@PaulyBigGunz]

Less than 2 min in and we hear the R word like 30 times. Reminds me of my childhood

[@BoinkrNanis]

Same

[@JacquesLeCoq26]

Hate from the Por Osos distillery 🐻

[@kurtbruderly6782]

Hate from the rest of the US who can’t buy it yet… work harder!

[@fornhunkle]

​​@@kurtbruderly6782 it's a white label brand so chances are it's available elsewhere under a different name for 75% less. It's kinda how these things go. They approach them with premade vodkas and say "which one should be yours?" And they pick one. That process of meeting and talking numbers for the contract takes weeks and months and thus "they've been working on this for a year" when in reality it's completely hands off like their merch business

[@mills1540]

Breaking attendance records by making people sit on top of each other is why you're a legend. 🤣

[@kellsbellls]

33:18 mommy tina was so proud of herself when she asked the ranking question 😂😂😂 this call is amazing

[@seanrickoski6909]

That chick doing the good morning Julia speech was so in sync with Joe that it sounded like that two-tone voice that comes out of somebody who's possessed in a movie. It was hilarious and freaky all at the same time.

[@timmy8808]

Skipped the Abby story. Glad I did

[@theharajukukid3720]

This woman is destroyed. She said she bunked twins after taking on 4 Africans. There's no way this is real

[@heychongo1988]

Hard to believe any of them are real. Are they really that desperate for content

[@heychongo1988]

@Mickey_Valentine okay ymh simp

[@tomlikestacos]

They really have PhalloFill ads now 😂 love it hahah

[@Ryan_Carder]

Bro this song at the end is truly a work of fucking ART

[@versacekolache]

ty fckface touch my soundcloud thru the fence?

[@MrRlsquared]

Hope her dad listens to the podcast and recognizes her voice, lol.

[@chriscolditz]

I’m American with German roots but thanks. I’ll keep doing it 👍

[@The_Minotaur]

Christina sitting there demading you eat groceries on the first date is ridiculous she still hasn't eaten toms scrum and they've been married for a "million years"

[@Jamie-pt2up]

You do know she's a comedian, right!?!

[@joshnevy8967]

The closing song is an absolute banger

[@versacekolache]

Why don't you come touch my soundcloud thru the fence then chomo!??!

[@tiktokked1]

Tina is gettin ptsd just from the thought of tossin Tim s salad😂

[@M.Potter33]

I love how he assumes Kurt's pronouns but loses his shit when someone assumes (correctly) his pronouns

[@desireesibiya3326]

😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious, for some reason i was thinking of Goodmorning Julia all day today! She crushed that😂

[@miles5012]

RIP to Abby’s dad

[@johndonair]

That Good Morning Julia was so fucking good lol

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

Bahaahaha, the glass of water cam. Props.

[@AddisonKleber]

I laughed so hard at them ripping on the guy with the coconuts. That guy is a doctor. His name is Paul Saladino. Joe Rogan follows him. Still the coconuts on the plane is absurd

[@ashleymae_lovesyou]

1:21:40 the fannnn😂😂😂 PLEASSSSE add “Good morning Julia” annnd “This the typa guy ya gettin’” to the vintage T’s collection 🥹🥹🙏🙏🙏

[@gurkdoinwork]

that hey Julia cover was 10/10

[@Toddis]

I love when Tom shows some humility like he did when he called himself some dumb guy, breaking ticket sale records all over the world Makes me think he's practicing gratitude and humility, that he's not totally out of touch and weird Keep it up Tom! I fart a ton too and I cycle everywhere, it really does get the stuff moving

[@neighborbruce]

'Tom's not gonna see the KZbin comments of a podcast he probably doesn't remember the title of @Toddis. No need to worry for him 😉' Changed a few words in there but sound familiar?

[@Facerip]

OMG you took away the spoiler clips!!!!!!!!!

[@Arcturuseyes]

"So I can continue breastfeeding my cat?" Um, ok?

[@MrFozzie52]

How did they miss this, couldn't believe it

[@fomes]

@@MrFozzie52probably because they knew it was a joke.

[@SwedudeEPIC]

51:39 hahaha that's 'bbw layla', seen her on Hyphonix Omegle trollstreams 🤣🤣

[@matthewparkes2336]

"Direct them like traffic" 🤣

[@justPFILcoffin]

As an absolute Billy I would 100% be told to get the fuck outta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 35:12

[@joekuschnick9241]

I vow to never fall in love with an Abby after hearing this, just to be safe

[@justinwilliamson6355]

Too many modern women have a story like Abbey's. The juice ain't worth the squeeze, for ANY OF THEM, now days.

[@fasteddie4435]

After watching thousands of podcasts, this was by far the funniest report I've ever heard in the past 15? years. Anyone want to eat my groceries? 😉

[@23sunisking]

Christina's top looks like it came from the floor of an old abandoned house--with peace and love