Hamster clearly gave this one to him with no explanation of what really happens just to mess with him, and I like that
@emiliandanila9590 Жыл бұрын
Iodis is the pinnacle of human-made entertainment.
@J.D.KOfficial Жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree lol
@manthe3711 Жыл бұрын
SC2day was :(
@caloreen1992 Жыл бұрын
@@manthe3711 sc2 today was definitely not better than IODIS
@manthe3711 Жыл бұрын
@@caloreen1992 It was. It required more time and it showed, I miss it.
@DarkArtz212 Жыл бұрын
It's only getting better lmao
@oliverhughes610 Жыл бұрын
Fully laughed out loud at the ending. Also great touch from Hamster to have the ink on the stamp running out the more he stamped lol
@Ghost00021 Жыл бұрын
Not exactly. The sound was of a plastic "self-inking stamp machine". Self-inking.
@oliverhughes610 Жыл бұрын
@@Ghost00021 uh huh
@theodoretourneux5662 Жыл бұрын
I understand this isn’t the ideal episode but the humor was top tier
Жыл бұрын
It's always
@iKeks99 Жыл бұрын
I love how you showed the possible ways to wall the 3rd base. Top tier editor
@FlannelPrime Жыл бұрын
This was so great
@ZAWARUD00 Жыл бұрын
Also, at the end, each time it stamps another “you suck”, there is less and less ink.
@kurzackd Жыл бұрын
timestamp, please? :O
@ntm4 Жыл бұрын
@@kurzackd 1:27 to 1:35
@ZerglingLover Жыл бұрын
@@ntm4 ?????
@ward648 Жыл бұрын
Just attack move across the map and go AFK, 50/50 MikO would've quit the game before noticing
@lucassachwald8370 Жыл бұрын
Actually a good strat, I would 100% try as a Daimond toss x)
@geuros Жыл бұрын
In that case it's better to have colossi instead of disruptors but yeah, Protoss army even unobserved, with this much of an advantage in supply, no way he wouldn't win
@Junebug89 Жыл бұрын
@@geuros Against a turtling terran, it's very likely he wouldn't win. Disruptors doing nothing, templar just autoattacking, everything clumping into tank fire, zealots wailing on depots. No thermal lance either. He's only up 30 army supply . No reason not to try it though.
@TheHadMatters Жыл бұрын
@@Junebug89 What if you invest another minute or two replacing as many workers as possible with military before you go afk? The Protoss player has double the income, so it's not like the Terrans can rebuild more than Toss can bulk up. I'm pretty sure if you build an army that's bigger than it's supposed to be possible at this stage in the game, you can power through a Terran. Source: I suck at this game and this is how I win against Terrans (granted without going afk, but there's not a lot of difference in mechanics.)
@steveABCDEFG Жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how awesome and funny Harstem was back in the hayday of sc2. I would have been cheering for him so hard.
@manthe3711 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, for me he was just Rotterdam with bigger lips. Boy, how wrong I was. He's the best SC2 content creator on the platform.
@Kartoffelpuffer12 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Saw him once in a tournament going on the stage. Did immediately dislike him for some reason. But man, Harstem is one of the coolest and funniest dudes out there.
@warnaoh Жыл бұрын
@@Kartoffelpuffer12 Meh Harstem really evolved as a human tbh. He was really a prick when he was younger iirc x)
@aliaytek3276 Жыл бұрын
@@warnaoh A lot of people are pricks when they are younger tho, sometimes you just don't notice that
@jeremysawa7075 Жыл бұрын
Here we see that the protoss player wasn't beaten by his opponent , rather he was beaten by his wife .
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
Classic case of domestic abuse
@Spectre11B9 ай бұрын
You hate to see it.
@siyili1940 Жыл бұрын
The moment I saw that victory screen I thought it was an edit trick by hamster. It really took me a few seconds to realize that he actually left the game
@AAhmou Жыл бұрын
I thought they'd be transitioning, but nope they gave up.
@Louanik Жыл бұрын
The look on his face when the Terran symbol came up was perfect
@Lightkie Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at his expression, halp!
@zdenekreischig1916 Жыл бұрын
That Terran infiltrated his home, impregnated his wife and now, more than year later claim a Victory. What more IMBA is there?
@OMIMreacts Жыл бұрын
thats not IMBA, this is a big brain play
@felipevasconcello8164 Жыл бұрын
the opacity reduction on the suckstamp was a nice touch
@artemirrlazaris7406 Жыл бұрын
THe answer to turtling anything is use your longest range unit / spell casters to fringe damage them denying them effective turtling.
@dariensisko0 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I admit: that title actually wasn't clickbait.
@CyrilZhe Жыл бұрын
I would give poor old Dessem a break. He was the first sword of the malazan empire and the knight of high house death. Apointed by the Hood himself.
@Planky-The-Plank Жыл бұрын
A fellow Malazan enjoyer 😊
@ragemydream Жыл бұрын
Honestly, this was quite refreshing and well done Harstem for taking it humourously. Harstem, it would be great to see you review one of your pro match ups and analyse with us, where you went wrong and why? At such a high level, it is quite hard for us mere mortals to understand why when you made a decision it didn't work out. Keep it up Captain
@Silhohen Жыл бұрын
That hamster edit with the stamp was actually godly. I had a similar game as zerg v terran again on moondance, the terran GG'd out at the 28min mark cuz all I could do was deny their 4th for 15min till they literally ran out of eco. Feels insanely unfair imo. Would be nice to know how to actually kill them :[ I was using vipers on tanks as much as possible but turrets are pretty good lul Great video in general, I do feel the toss's pain tho.
@bos7522 Жыл бұрын
From my experience, if u give them enough time to turtle up, theres not much u can do actually break the turtle besides run down the clock, keep denying expansions, until they run out of steam. Usually their first natural is cake to march into because it doesn't have a high ground, and the 2nd natural in the back is also free to straight up walk into. If u ever get infestors onto those sieged up tanks, the game ends immediately. U can take constant losing fights, remax, and go again since u can expand forever while he turtles up on 2 and a half mineral lines all game.
@fixihartmann2793 Жыл бұрын
Should i build a crypto named harcoin?
@amir.r1639 Жыл бұрын
Omg me too I played 45 min game , all of the map was creep !!!! And I had all of the bases in the map . Terran just had 2 base and IDK he was just idiot or what that he didnt leave the game. At last I killed him by broodlords XD
@Silhohen Жыл бұрын
@@amir.r1639 Yeah I was considering broods, just the turret count was pretty high so wasnt sure if it was the right call ey. Also had the whole map creeped, with macro hatches in all the base locations too incase I accidentally walked into a sieged position. Brood/viper/queen is prolly the idea, blinding cloud the turrets/tanks, heal the vipers through the turrets, send the broods in while the turrets are blind. Any amount of thors prolly counters it tho no?
@imzesok Жыл бұрын
Generally that's how I end up winning ZvT. Just starving them out sucks. a lot of times it feels like you can ever really engage directly if their base is properly setup.
@TheBrutaline Жыл бұрын
What an ending. Did not expect this.
@kapriolenpfeifer Жыл бұрын
yeah, f you Dassem..
@bman7399 Жыл бұрын
This one surely surprised everyone
@bos7522 Жыл бұрын
Hamster edits clean af
@reubenlema9589 Жыл бұрын
3:06 should be nominated for an academy award for best editing
@xMickx Жыл бұрын
as a super mega fan that loves to watch these series at night or evening, i would suggest a Dark Mode friendly version of the Imbalance Complain it hurts so much xD
@SaiKisaragi Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad that I learned how to a-move as a Protoss. So glad that I played the first mission of the LotV campaign that taught me that a-moving a fucking deathball is how to win games. Maybe delsim should play that mission again because he could have just won so many times over. Or at the very least, weaken the Terran.
@benjaminhoeft908 Жыл бұрын
I think a cool series would be if Harstem and a pro picked up an IODIS game from the time that he says "this is practically a free win" and see how it plays out!
@aikenPL Жыл бұрын
Haha, I haven't watched your clips for some time already and suddenly decided to watch this one to procrastinate at work a little bit longer and I don't regret it. I laughed so hard at that ending and your reaction was pure gold. Kudos to Dassem for that bait. I understand that he would eventually win this game but he hesitated too much due to those 3 tanks in the high ground and being out of time due to family stuff he was forced to forfeit.
@SageSagara Жыл бұрын
Man that 4 tank turtle is brutal. When I think I've seen it all, this is truly the reason why terran is imba. (Jokes aside I just feel toss could have ran in and just poke at the defense )
@Jordan-Ramses Жыл бұрын
If you're never going to attack into a Terran with a ground army then why build one?
@EternalHappElements Жыл бұрын
He doesn't have Lazer extension and Intel of enemy setup. It's a good call to stay out after getting 4 well positioned tank shots.
@balazsfenyes3880 Жыл бұрын
You do realize that when wife asks to look for the kid and you dont go immediately that's a no-nuts week by default, so the MMR loss is justified.
@Jordan-Ramses Жыл бұрын
@@balazsfenyes3880 she wants sex more than you do. Don't be fooled by their female mind games. I tried to take a week off because I was sick. She wasn't having it.
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
@balaz based. That MMR loss was justified, the claiming that his opponent should have left was not. You got bigger things to worry about than your MMR. Family first.
@crashtiansClips Жыл бұрын
I worked with a guy in the Canadian military who literally brought a shaker of dried garlic to work to put on food. The man smelled so much of garlic you knew he was in a room 15 minutes after he left.
@KhanjoOfEthiopia Жыл бұрын
i honestly can't imagine using dried garlic in a way that doesn't allow it to absorb moisture and rehydrate. that sounds ratchet af
@rollingr0ck Жыл бұрын
At least you can be certain he wasn't a vampire, I guess.
@andrewsmith6607 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see Harstem play this game where it ends as Terran with a fan as Protoss, just to see if it was, in fact, possible for Miko to win
@nekrosis4431 Жыл бұрын
14:56: That harass brought the terran from 44 to 18 workers. Now *Dassem* nice harass. Alright, my work here is done.
@tronzidestrudo7445 Жыл бұрын
3:10 so cool with the buildings shown, good job editing!
@mikeballew3207 Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for an IODIS where the player who submits the form appears to be losing, but makes an amazing comeback and wins the game, tricking Harstem. Perhaps this is as close as it will ever get.
@lucius8675 Жыл бұрын
That actor was hardly playing "Smoke on the water", more like "Choke on the water."
@SirZotolo Жыл бұрын
That guitar was incredible! They need to get you to do the next terran tracks.
@TiredOwl464 Жыл бұрын
Terran is the race that just won't leave
@ElevenBricks Жыл бұрын
He didn't even TRY to attack through the tanks. He just saw them shoot from the high ground and ran away
@KhanjoOfEthiopia Жыл бұрын
it's so weird watching a man ghetto blink with a warp prism when his stalkers actually have blink
@d.l.3807 Жыл бұрын
I love the little detail of Hamsters watermark to make it look like a stock photo/video :D
@crashtiansClips Жыл бұрын
Watching struggle not to backhand your own computer monitor at the end. Beautiful.
@ricroflxD Жыл бұрын
I just happened to play a game against Dassem, I was playing terran and decided to play triple CC opener. Dassem scouted my third CC and cussed me out in chat and proceeded to ragequit. I will never be able to look at my MMR the same way #metoo
@isoufo Жыл бұрын
I started playing a few games randomly, and have found less people say "gg" and a few of them rage when they lose. Kinda sad.
@soulflame799 Жыл бұрын
@@isoufo the 2 of you should start a support group! ;)
@thewatcherinthecloud Жыл бұрын
"I heard that all I've got to do is play 3 CC and I get MMR. Is this the right place?"
@amir.r1639 Жыл бұрын
@@isoufomaybe they have bad network so they say gg but beacuse of latancy in their ms you cant see the gg😂
@G3rain1 Жыл бұрын
Harstem has the best analogies.
@allanturmaine5496 Жыл бұрын
"You don't fight with honour!" *Bron, pointing at a corpse* "He did."
@allanturmaine5496 Жыл бұрын
Also, the general for whom Dassem is named would be ashamed.
@allanturmaine5496 Жыл бұрын
He's really more of a Kallor.
@passdoutcouchpotatos Жыл бұрын
Ironically Dassem Ultor is the God of Tragedy and Despair in Malazan book of the fallen
@MrPy55555 Жыл бұрын
Harstem fully knows that everybody will try to prank him now
@colossaldonut5190 Жыл бұрын
Such a good attention to detail that each suck stamp was more faded than the last.
@baerchenkiller1012 Жыл бұрын
Ive not been watching a lot of SC2 or followed the E-Sport for a while but somehow stumbled upon these IODIS videos and i must say. This is Quality content and i really enjoy it. Thanks for the entertainment. It would be really fun to see Harstem and Grubby teach each other WC3/SC2 similarly to how viber and grubby did, but i suppose thats nothing that a single fan can decide. Would stil love to see a collab with you two. Greetings from Germany
@Figgy20000 Жыл бұрын
I've seen so many of these where it feels literally impossible to lose and they lose anyways. Really wasn't expecting this one
@CZProtton Жыл бұрын
Hamster is a genius. That ending was so much better with the stamp eraser
@thwompalot5000 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos and this one easily makes it to top 3 for me XD Next episode: Wife chores, is it IMBA or do I suck 😆
@cheshire9384 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao at the crypto bit. Also having the suck stamps gradually fade in intensity as if the ink was being used up. Brilliant detail. Thanks again
@D_U_N_E Жыл бұрын
Clearly, the way to beat Dassem is to say that you think you can win the position you are in. So really the balance report is "Are words OP, and why do I suck"
@Pandesaltosino Жыл бұрын
This was a roller coaster. What an ending.
@Blindsaplol Жыл бұрын
Honestly I really liked this video , its good to do funny games like these time to time .
@lookuh-2046 Жыл бұрын
"No my friend.... You didn't beat the system, the system is about to beat you." This is the actual "- Harstem 2023" quote
@apollo1230 Жыл бұрын
20 cloves of garlic everyday would actually be very beneficial for you, especially if you have high blood pressure . Extremely great lil plant.
@bencheevers6693 Жыл бұрын
Damn I love this series, my favorite ignorant trope from this series and salt mines from PiG is the idea that the opponent should have left because it was obviously over, that's the tastiest Himalayan pink salt. It's just chef's kiss. The player goes on to think the only reason they lost is because they're the only gentleman on the ladder and the opponent was just a bad mannered dirtbag. They don't even go through the calculas that the opponent won a game they claimed was over. These nerds play at such a low level that anything can and frequently happens during games and they think that if they get a lead the opponent would just leave as if they were Serral and would never make a mistake despite throwing away their lead immediately.
@Satanickus Жыл бұрын
What a twist by M. Night Shmyaladingdong
@gotentk4 Жыл бұрын
His wife made it imba so he had to leave
@MajinSaha Жыл бұрын
I too had to leave 1v1 multiple times due to house chores or due to having to rush to a bus stop or whatever.
@jasonvrba4644 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t even watched the full video yet, but after seeing that he lost 4 probes to the initial reaper, and still thinking he should he have won, I just know this is gonna be a good one
@fuzoolaadmi Жыл бұрын
Hamster up with his shenanigans @ 3:07 .. lool
@duncanhall8093 Жыл бұрын
Quality patch edit with the wall demos Hamster!
@nosemeocurrenada93 Жыл бұрын
This might be a good game to recover from replay with a plat player on the protoss side and a pro gamer on the terran, to see if there's any miracle possible to get a terran win
@andrewpeterson3302 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to be this complaint form for Halloween, all stamped up.
@4_Science Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Hamster, for "running out of ink" - it's the little things... 👌
@RafalToDs Жыл бұрын
My man loses to "Adult Life"...
@curtislarsen5950 Жыл бұрын
Totally understand the "my wife needs me upstairs to watch the kid", but yeah, probably not the best thing to send in for an IODIS. People on the ladder (especially terrans in NA) will make the game drag out as long as they can. That's kinda to be expected unfortunately, so can't really blame it on terran being IMBA so much as people just being dumb
@Sworn973 Жыл бұрын
Really, recall the probe is better than just cronoboost more probes?
@niaguilar1994 Жыл бұрын
I take sentences from the captain for my articles. “Fighting a fictional threat” takes the cake.
@derpyhooves7349 Жыл бұрын
That HarCoin commercial was incredinly funny. ;D
@danilshcherbakov940 Жыл бұрын
@12:36 look at that z-fighting on the ramp
@Burt1038 Жыл бұрын
a couple of tempests to pick off the tanks, followed by a-move= insta-win
@purpleganja2 Жыл бұрын
Some people seem to just sweat garlic even when eating the smallest amount. I don't mind the smell tho, I wouldn't want them to deprive themselves of the wonderful goodness of garlic!
@NeoBladeSC2 Жыл бұрын
17:40 Dassem actually sucks (I do too). He is afraid of THREE Tanks on a high ground. Pure Zealot (A-Move) would have won the game. 77 probes to 28 SCVs Perhaps Miko holds the the first three waves of Zealots (I doubt it), but in the end he loses Natural and Third. With a little Micro at the ramp, he would loose the Main as well.
@basicuser54 Жыл бұрын
Harstem, in order to further embarrass the submitter: please make a quick follow up vid to show us how you would have cracked this turtle and made him into a nice soup, and you would have done it in time to watch the kids before the wife yelled at you. Especially since this wasn’t much of a turtle anyway.
@SZRLM Жыл бұрын
No such thing as dirty MMR. Points are points.
@JoJo-ej6ct Жыл бұрын
I love the harcoin bit where he plays smoke on the water
@artemirrlazaris7406 Жыл бұрын
Tempest photon cannon expand only is a funny way to win with protoss, zero stalkers... just mass air and photon cannons constnatly expanding like creap is pretty funny, and or batteries...
@SeriousApache Жыл бұрын
That's me playing Papers Please.(at the end)
@Rath_9 Жыл бұрын
I’m amazed I could recognize you attempting to play smoke on the water lmao
@DistrictTerra Жыл бұрын
Was truly wondering how he loses this. Up almost 100 supply. Cannons defending every base. Transition to stargates... Then the big twist at the end. This was some Christopher Nolan shit.
@mikeberking20 Жыл бұрын
Harstem, how did you simulate all the different ways to wall off Terran natural? That was really cool.
@AdamThePigeon Жыл бұрын
when I heard him playing the guitar, I realized that I probably don't have much free time
@tatotato85 Жыл бұрын
Love that the stamp progressively gets out of ink
@Kingsman51895 Жыл бұрын
For a second, I thought that’s a bloodhound on the cover😂
@sussertod6663 Жыл бұрын
I love how the stamp runs out of ink
@agressivemarsupial6048 Жыл бұрын
Harstem, I get the whole, "I had to watch this and suffer, so now I will inflict similar suffering upon others", but was this necessary? I now will be cheesing my next 20+ games to de-stress from this experience. I hope you are happy.
@pablovirus Жыл бұрын
Is Parenting imba, or do I suck?
@martinfossatti2626 Жыл бұрын
Hamster you outdid yourself with the editing on this one
@CC-fr5qx Жыл бұрын
That Harcoin shill got me, well done Captain
@qubitmechanics4646 Жыл бұрын
The trade info at 16:03 looks off since terran lost 30 SCVs and more and it was labelled as only 1400 minerals in total (and 45 gas but) while 30 * 50 = 1500 > 1400
@ignacioledesma6919 Жыл бұрын
I strongly stand by this man. ONLY A VERY HONORABLE MAN SHOULD USE THE NICK DASSEM ULTOR
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
Protoss never attacks bar one harass drop and thinks he should win by successfully defending the Terran's bad attacks? Ayo what? Masterful editing and bonus jokes Harstem & Hamster! :D
@pattucker7414 Жыл бұрын
Excellent video! I will not stand for the garlic slander though, it's S-tier flavoring
@tianmuhe3971 Жыл бұрын
man harstem really turned into flash with that crypto ad
@recarsion Жыл бұрын
Just yesterday I watched an older IODIS of a korean zerg completely outplaying an opponent going skytoss then rage quitting and still complaining that protoss imba
@johnnovak6386 Жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to admire how sharp the captain looks in this video
@colorful2884 Жыл бұрын
nice episode. nice youtube-man, nice DassemUltor.
@brandon0sh Жыл бұрын
THE FUCKING EDITING EVEN THE BAD EDITING DURING THE HARC01N AD WAS ACTUALLY EXPERTLY CRAFTED
@zergrush8709 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, most of the moves at 10:00 were clearly misclicks and not intentionally picking up healthy stalkers and putting down weak ones.
@GangsterGumbo Жыл бұрын
Eating a lot of raw garlic is as good for your cardiovascular health as it is bad for your social life.
@sycariummoonshine7134 Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable you still offered to help him if he has an actual game video :O