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[@lolz2205]

On my 9th birthday my dad told me we were going to go see hannah Montana because she came to his office and it ended up being a random blonde lady who could play guitar.

[@kmanflo]

I guess that's what you get for liking Miley Cyrus.

[@thehorrormonster]

LOL

[@philchao]

***** thank you for writing a comment funnier than the original post

[@stuff4ever]

she probably plays better.

[@alex-ct6cm]

you sure it wasnt phoebe?

[@heroscapeguy15]

I went to school and my teacher had the whole class sing happy birthday... to a popular girl whom I share a birthday with.

[@katielatie735]

Brian Madsen that sucks

[@idiotsandwich9326]

Dude my heart just dropped, that is literally the saddest thing I've ever heard

[@diamond852]

Brian Madsen That was horrible.

[@coffeesept4825]

The same thing happened to me

[@SriVaishnaviYagnamurthy]

I'm crying

[@bakeryssoul]

English is not my first language. So when I had first started learning English upon moving to an English-speaking country, I saw an episode of Spongebob where one of the characters hung up a banner for Spongebob's bday that said: "It's a boy!" So I thought:"Oh, so this is what English-speaking people say to someone who's celebrating their birthday!" And so came the birthday of one of my first English-speaking friends. I wrote "It's a girl!" on her card in colourful bold letters, real proud of myself, thinking: "She's gonna love it." I still can't forget her face when she saw the card.

[@bakeryssoul]

***** My ethnicity is Chinese :)

[@farahjuana2900]

Habrid O'Young this really cracked me up

[@lastnamefirstname5546]

china

[@jorgigeorge3339]

You just made my day.

[@mfc3553]

I am sorry but this is hella funny!

[@backyardtiger7544]

The "and Meg" part sounds like something from Family Guy.

[@firstnamelastname8339]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

[@brennelli]

+zola d I thought the same thing

[@loisgriffin190]

Backyard Tiger she's a loser lol

[@KittySnicker]

Backyard Tiger that's what I was thinking!!!

[@sophietomov4368]

Backyard Tiger YES

[@mynameisnotMYA]

For my 5th birthday my mum rented a big hall so all my friends could come celebrate, bought a huge-ass chocolate cake, and arranged for us all to get a minibus to a water park and spend the day there. I was super excited but on the day of the party I woke up with chickenpox. Mum didn't want to cancel the party and picked up all my friends anyway so I stayed at home sick while all my friends celebrated my birthday without me.

[@mysteryreadertheoriginal2145]

+mynameisnotmya oh no...at least they had fun?

[@sage2168]

What?! Awe

[@marinadiaz1762]

Well that's messed up. When your kid is sick you DONT FRICKN CELEBRATE WITH OUT THEM! You cancel the party. It's doesn't matter if you disappoint the guest, it's worse to dissapoint your own fricking child

[@mysteryreadertheoriginal2145]

Marina Diaz I agree. And you might as well not plan a party if you hate having to and you yell at your kid not to get their clothes for the occasion dirty. Children are hypersensitive, it damages as much as not bothering to plan one at all. Trust me, been there, done that.

[@alexus646]

I have a feeling that your name is Mya

[@MissMusic1214]

When the stories in the comment section are better than those in the video...

[@queendisney9977]

Every video of this I read the comments

[@queendisney9977]

Every video of this I read the comments

[@DeezNuts-qs3du]

Its because they are fake

[@abigaldimira7255]

Lol am watching this video on mute

[@theyesofmadness]

Lol

[@heatherjasper97]

I cried during my 18th birthday since no one came to my party. This was two days ago.

[@dantesanaei6072]

+heatherjasper97 I would have come

[@heatherjasper97]

Dante Sanaei It's a shame I don't know you in real life, or I would've invited you...

[@alexisscott8293]

+heatherjasper97 I'm sorry . Happy late birthday from a Stranger LOL. I'm 16

[@NaomiMartin1928]

Happy late birthday, Heather. I would have liked to come, too.

[@heatherjasper97]

Naomi Martin Call me HJ. It's a shame we can't meet in real life over KZbin. Download each other into our houses.

[@melm6089]

My grandma used to make my birthday cakes, except she would always make them with nuts in the batter, which she loved, but I couldn't eat because I'm allergic. My parents would remind her every year, but she either never listened or didn't know what "'allergic'" meant.

[@inthemix7640]

Mel M my sister's birthday was Dec 6th and every year on Sep. 6th my mom's aunt would send her a card. she never got it right.

[@katiethescammer]

^^ HEY MY BIRTHDAY IS SEPTEMBER 6TH Your aunt probably got them confused

[@micahhill1083]

Deeznuts

[@wtfan8610]

+Mel M OMG you POOR THING! I'm allergic to most nuts too. It suuuuucks.

[@Humble_Bee.]

+WTfan 86 yd

[@angelithajayaraj1436]

When I was 5 my dad bought a birthday cake with three candles instead of five and when asked about this he simply laughed quietly to himself and said "they grow up so fast."

[@jessicameyer6092]

Haha that's cute :)

[@Snappldel]

***** That's sweet of you! I'm gonna do the same when my parents do things like this. They're in their old ages too. My mom sometimes offers to get me some juice and puts a piece of candy at the bottom so when I finish I can find it! She also ask to borrow my hand bags and when she returns them she purposely leaves money and change in them. Then she'll ask me "Mimi, did you see what left you?" Sometimes some things they do are annoying but I'll try not to make my annoyance too blatant.

[@Snappldel]

***** Lol. she's refusing to believe you've grown!

[@Snappldel]

***** Aww, she sounds adorabloe though.

[@Snappldel]

I know I misspelled 'adorable' but it looks so perfectly misspelled (if that makes sense) that I left it.

[@laur_esp]

So me and my sibling have birthdays 1 day apart, for my birthday I spent the day at my Grandma's with no cake or anything. For my sibling's birthday he went to Disney World.

[@theprocrastinationnation4802]

Ouch... *gives Internet hug*

[@sage2168]

Aweeeee😞 harsh

[@marinadiaz1762]

That's awful. *gives you a bear hug*

[@hungerhollows3520]

wtf that's so messed up 😕

[@thajacobwho2304]

Love to you!!!!! We can take you to Disney Land

[@schokocrossie91]

On my 23rd birthday my parents and I wanted to go out to a restaurant for my birthday dinner. My dad was behind the wheel, my mom on the passenger seat and I wanted to get in the back but there was a lot of stuff lying on the seat. So I closed the door and wanted to get in on the other side of the car but when my dad heard the door close he thought I was in the car and drove off. It was winter and already dark so he did not see him waving and screaming in the driveway. It took them 15 minutes to notice that I was not in the car. My dad even talked to me in the car and assumed I was listening to music and that's why I did not answer.

[@katielatie735]

Alena that sort of happened to me ok so me and my family were going to the beach but I wasn't ready yet so they left without me and didn't even notice until 30 minutes later my brother even noticed that I wasn't there when they left and he didn't say a word they didn't even leave to come pick me back up bc they were already there but on the bright side I got icecream after they got home!

[@abigailchristensen3793]

Lol that's bad! That sucks!

[@marshajackson84]

😂😂😆😆

[@tamannad5107]

Omg I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@yuffiekisaragi2242]

Hahahahahah we had a similiar situation. We left without my brother until m dad was like "something is missing" We were driving to my sister's wedding 😂😂😂😂

[@vickyowen7454]

For my 22nd birthday, my partner took me to a car dealership... to buy Himself a car.

[@x935zombiesx]

lol

[@clumsygirl131313]

time to rethink your partner choice gurl!

[@sage2168]

OMG HAHA😂😂😂

[@thamer_nkk3852]

Vicky Owen why

[@jedsolano3679]

where you a pink power ranger?

[@CarlosRiveraFernandez]

For my fifteenth birthday, I got a Steven Spielberg biography. For my sister's fifteenth birthday, she got a trip to Disneyland (even though we live in Florida and could have easily gone to Disneyworld).

[@heatherleens9661]

Carlos Rivera Fernandez a Steven Spielberg biography isn't that bad... I'd want one, it's pretty expensive & it's cool too

[@astrum_nauta]

Carlos Rivera Fernandez are you at all interested in movies or stuff though?

[@CarlosRiveraFernandez]

Yeah I mean i am and the biography was pretty cool, but I was just making the comparison.

[@Anotheroutlaw]

I never understood why parents would treat their children so differently. Then I remembered that my grandma promised to take us all on a trip individually- my older sister went to Africa on safari, and I went to Washington DC (we lived in Virginia)

[@juliagatto3423]

Carlos Rivera Fernandez took me about 20 mins to notice that disneyland and disneyworld were different th errrrrrr e

[@KVVUZRSCHK]

i like how his cards also tell him what Joke to tell.

[@tarab2767]

+Ancel Haddad yeah cause he was on a improve comedy tv show for no reason

[@Jadeezy_]

He didn't say that same joke though

[@Nick_Cha]

if you look closely on the next card when he accidentally picks them up upside down, there's a joke there for the hepatitis lady which he also doesn't use. I think these are there to help him if he gets stuck. I also think he's gotten a lot less funny over the years though.

[@shreyasharma1541]

After reading your comment I went and looked at the card again... Nice observation 👍👍

[@quickster93]

KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3 its a production...

[@BrentLorend]

I have a twin sister. During a birthday one year, all of her friends showed up, but none of mine did.

[@liljarosjuliusdottir286]

BrentLorend ouch... sad

[@ellies4902]

Ooh I have a twin sister too. Last year all my friends got me present but none of hers did. Lucky they were nice enough and my friends gave presents to my sister.

[@jessicazeller8060]

I feel this. My twin always had more friends show up to our birthday parties. And the first time I had “happy birthday” sung to me individually was my 19th birthday, by my favorite singer over Skype. Sis was in the room but she was asleep. Later that day, I wore a tiara and birthday banner and she didn’t, so I got free stuff and birthday wishes while she got nothing. She kept saying “it’s my birthday too!”

[@angeladavidson2350]

Awww :(

[@AaYy0o]

My brother was born on September 11th and for his birthday a couple years ago one of his in-laws took him to a 9-11 memorial.

[@iwashungry4hands]

+A Yo My brother was born on September 11th too! You just gave me an idea of what to do for him this year.....................(needless to say my brother is not my favorite person)

[@floofypurplefluff9924]

+iwashungry4hands Using a 9/11 memorial just to be petty towards your brother really would make you look like an awful, awful person. Seriously, I'd reconsider because once you did something like that, there's just no going back. It's just about as close to scraping the bottom of the barrel as it gets. People literally jumped to their deaths rather than face being burned alive - taking someone there for their birthday, or any other supposed "celebration" just to hurt someone is incredibly disrespectful and childish. Not to mention Karma would positively bitch slap you into eternity.

[@shyanmahmoodi1746]

+J. Neely stfu whining like a lil baby

[@T-P.]

+J. Neely calm down

[@katebattista7400]

J. Neely Oh God, shut up.

[@FLIGHTCOMPANY]

I wonder if Tim Tebow tweeted her Happy Birthday?

[@sararoberts2265]

buzz OAS .. No llb VM VP cl.

[@Princess4fh]

Louis Mireles really?

[@Princess4fh]

Louis Mireles thank you

[@nairuzg.3580]

he did! :D twitter.com/timtebow/status/493380266157944833

[@thejanusproject32]

Nairuz G. Thats freakin awesome!!

[@estherhung343]

I spent my last birthday in a coma at the hospital when I was in renal failure. The best present was surviving.

[@priyankas1535]

Hey! I hope you are alright now. That sucks :'(

[@GB-tb2ry]

I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you nothing but the best!! Good luck! 😆😁😁😄😄😃😀😀

[@TheAtreyeeShill]

Best wishes for your life ahead.... And happy birthday for your rebirth

[@maryclark6661]

Hope you are doing better now. You definitely beat me on worst birthday ever this wasn’t my worst but it’s up there: I spent my 21st recovering from tracheotomy revision 2 days before. All I could eat was soft blended food- aka no cake. I was allowed a lemon bar though but my mom got in an argument with the doctor and instead of spending the day with me left early cuz she was upset and burnt out.

[@mistiepartin7720]

My parents separated when I was two & divorced when I was four since he was a sorry abusive alcoholic. During my 8th birthday party, he showed up uninvited & announced that he named me Mistie because I was a mistake. Gee, what a great father.

[@theprocrastinationnation4802]

Ouch... That must suck a lot

[@mistiepartin7720]

Ajay Gustafson Not really. Just shows we were WAY better off without him. Especially since he started to make it his mission in life to make me cry. What a pathetic individual. Literally the only helpful things he ever taught me was how to change car brakes, that coarse black pepper seals radiator holes & that pickle juice can ease heartburn. What a waste of space he was!

[@NoName-nq8fk]

Mistie is an awesome name, tho

[@mistiepartin7720]

No Name Gosh, thanks! I can certainly say it isn't common. I think I've found maybe three or four other people whose name is spelled the same way online. You know, it was HIS loss. I've been told that I was a great daughter to my mom, and it was his choice to miss out on that. That's how I try to look at it, anyway. :-)

[@elizabethroy4136]

Mistie Partin I'm sorry you had to deal with that at such a young age but can I just say mistie is one of the most beautiful names I've ever heard

[@mariamontoya7184]

When I was 3 Barney came to my party and the time I though he was real, but the man took off the costume in front of me and that's how I realized that Barney wasn't real. Lol I was traumatized

[@johnr.8723]

maria montoya ...he disrobed right in front of you? Did he unzip and say, “Man it’s hot in there...happy birthday kid!”...

[@GothicKin]

"My parents forgot to buy candles so they put Q-tips on my cake." Her dad is HowToBasic.

[@avrildo2003]

lol!

[@KnockinBoots89]

Lmbo oh my!

[@abbyburgoyne5430]

Don't forget the eggs! xD

[@MinerDudeProductionz]

Abigail Burgoyne Eggs are in the cake O_o

[@GothicKin]

EpicGamingHD you're new here, are ya boy? Welp, let's get you started. Buy a dozen eggs, then come back, will'ya? -Mission log updated- Buy eggs.

[@Vyselink]

2:35 lol. Jimmy reveals his joke telling secrets

[@ryand8294]

I know right? "At least he knows how to use twitter."

[@Lisa-ny5ke]

+Vyselink of course all jokes are written, but telling the joke that it is funny is also a talent! All the Interviews on the show are rehearsed and they know what "funny story" they will tell on the show, the stories are real but they talked about what story the will tell beforhand. that is why the Nicole Kidman interview was so raw and entertaining because he didn't know the story, it was his genioun reaction...

[@ryand8294]

+queluu I understand that the jokes are written, but it's just a little bit unprofessional to break the illusion.

[@nadiaaissa4394]

+Vyselink he didn't even say what was written

[@blandinehere4018]

I'm pretty sure that's part of the tweet that the girl sent

[@amydraycott817]

'and Meg' reminds me of Hamilton with 'and Peggy'

[@ariel704704]

Yes! Me too!! 😂

[@tara.5986]

😆

[@withle7502]

Work work, ANGELICA! Work, work ELIZA! ... and peggy

[@moonriverinc7896]

I imagine that the Schuylers wrote that on the cake for the Declaration of Independence getting signed. "Happy Birthday America! (and Meggy)"

[@gwynethstrange7626]

Omg I thought I was the only one 😂

[@isabellalopez7020]

The day before my eleventh birthday, I took a test, next day (my birthday), the teacher gave the tests back and I got an F!! I started crying and just because it was my birthday, he changed it to an A

[@sage2168]

Lucky........

[@shreyasharma1541]

That teacher is golden!!

[@ughitzvictoria9121]

bella follower same but here is my story we took a test but the teacher did not teach us that chapter so I failed and I got so angry 😡 and now I regret taking that test

[@cobyrich6223]

Best teacher ever

[@kylieforniagirl8293]

Bella lucky

[@Michael-ur4gd]

I was born on February 29th #worstbirthdayever

[@sleepingwhale]

Whoa..

[@TrueCRaysball]

Mistic Mike I've read about this, what day do you celebrate on non-leap years? the 28th or the 1st?

[@Michael-ur4gd]

I usually celebrate on the 28th but there is probably others who celebrate on the 1st. It's really up to the person or the parents honestly

[@Rosevieenla]

I think that would be like the coolest thing ever

[@naomikirkfaaborg24]

My friend was born the 09/11/2001

[@margaretguillory]

On my 16th birthday I took my SATs. When my family came to meet me for a birthday lunch, everyone was crying. Our dog had unexpectedly died. My dad, who really loved this dog, cried the whole rest of the day. Happy birthday to me.

[@liamations]

I'm so sorry to hear about that. Sounds like you got the worst one of all. :(

[@margaretguillory]

Well, it was really stinky. But, I recovered.

[@liamations]

Great! :)

[@margaretguillory]

So sorry.

[@margaretguillory]

Well, that's good.

[@carmenm.478]

In 1982 everyone forgot my 16th birthday. So I went downtown 42nd Street got a fake ID and went dancing. Best birthday ever!!!

[@nitrus369]

2:30 who also checked to see if Tim actually sent that to Danie? XD

[@michaelaknibbs6907]

He did actually!!

[@MarissaaaaaJ]

+Nitrus they even ended up meeting and she got a picture with him!

[@nyc1960]

+Nitrus I did. I supposed Jimmy knows Tim, that's why he said "He's a good man". Turns out Tim tweeted it immediately. That kind of sweet and heart warming plots makes you wanna keep watching Jimmy Fallon

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

I came straight to the comments section to see...that is too sweet...he's a really good guy!

[@Waverer]

on my 18th birthday, my dad sent me a link of a video tutorial "how to put on a condom".

[@anthonykoutso457]

The Doctor lol HE DO! xD ...

[@inthemix7640]

nonnanevrotica yuck!!! it wasn't himself, right? please tell me they used a banana.

[@hamisha81]

lol

[@MashiroShiina]

Wahahaha! XD

[@omgavery2691]

you just made my day XDDDD

[@verticalsmurf]

My birthday is on 28 December so I never had a birthday cake at school. I once told this to a colleague while we were lamenting about our school days, he decided to surprise me by giving me a banana cake at work on my actual birthday - I'm allergic to bananas. Felt so bad I ate it anyway but ran to the chemist next door straight away for antihistamines. Ended up under my desk for the rest of the day in an allergic/antihistamine induced sleepy time.

[@abigailchristensen3793]

verticalsmurf damn I'm allergic to bananas too! I wouldn't have taken the risk to eat it though!

[@gloriaswims3478]

verticalsmurf. Mine is dec 28th also. Never had a party or got anything.

[@noramarquez8893]

My sons birthday is December 28 too ,his due date was January 6 but the doctor Induced me the 28th before he left to India for a month lol I should of waited poor little guy is 6 and never had a party yet no one has time to hang out so close to new years and right after Christmas 🙁

[@raemills3089]

I'm the 29th- I FEEL this deep. It's the worst. In 30 years the only person to make an actual effort on my birthday is my husband. My parents forgot 14,15,16 AND 17. They remembered 18 at 6pm and drunk dialed me 🤷

[@geeklinggirl]

Who the heck eats a banana cake anyway? I like bananas but that just sounds gross to me.

[@zemflo]

That 4th of July cake was probably a reference to Meg Griffin from Family Guy

[@jelmerhaanstra1492]

Or just someone named Meg

[@Heysuess97]

No, it definitely was Meg Griffin.

[@s.l.3281]

shut up Meg.

[@adamwest6524]

WolfClawX1 thank you for your comment lol

[@noneofyourbuisnesss1]

A family friend of ours threw a party for her son's 1st birthday. She got cake, gift bags, decorations, everything. But no one showed up because she forgot to invite everyone.

[@WatchNoorPaint]

69 likes exactly... Not gonna ruin it xD

[@Fa1n]

"AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW TO USE TWITTER." That joke didn't make it into the show :(

[@xxohheyitssavannahxx5864]

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that saw that

[@TheTelepathicKid]

I know! I was like, "So they actually have prepared jokes for these if they don't make the audience laugh?"

[@xxohheyitssavannahxx5864]

***** Haha yeah I guess I understand if he didn't use them because the audience did end up seeing the card anyway. I don't know.

[@sarahtucker8076]

When did you see that?!

[@katiedreamcatcher]

My favourite moments are when jimmy can't start reading because he's too busy laughing it really makes me smile

[@macyshea5523]

Last year on birthday I was in my first period class and we had to move to a different room (that wasn't even a class room) so they could fix the problem in our actual classroom. The bell rang to say class was over and apparently I took too long to leave. I was locked in that room for an hour and a half while the rest of the school attended an assembly.

[@idiiotfriiend124]

On my birthday I went to school and I peed myself because my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom

[@idiiotfriiend124]

This was my 7th bday lol

[@x935zombiesx]

lol

[@user-wt1ni1sm9w]

+Natalie Capp that's quite considerate of her/him :)

[@xCindyLouWhox]

Happened to me too, just not on my birthday. 😕

[@liliacollins8811]

Can’t stand teachers who do that

[@lilyellis2761]

We rented a bouncy house for my 4th birthday and it started on fire when we turned it on.

[@davidtarnawski9904]

Oh great.

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Oof....

[@daynamorris2399]

When I was three, I was late for my own birthday party

[@TheGryffindorable]

I was born at a very young age

[@Rat-ej8tu]

When I was four i was expecting my friends to come to my party. Turns out I never mailed the invitations

[@mohammadalhomsi3541]

I'm happy I didn't celebrate my 9th birthday

[@misterchunkybunnyaj1749]

King of epic ness that is the same exact thing with me.

[@lujorom9172]

I'm late for my own b-day party every year.

[@practicaldreamyr]

Nothing worse than birthday cake with a side of hepatitis.

[@skylarmclay7051]

C

[@bookadmirer.3699]

Yuck

[@_dhaneshbalaji]

And grandma's teeth flying into it !! Lol

[@garrethfrazer]

I find it perfect that one of the worst birthdays is for a girl named "Meg".

[@assmane999]

+Garreth Frazer The cake should have said: "Happy Birthday, America and shut up, Meg!"

[@imrealcharmybee]

+Garreth Frazer i feel like an idiot but i dont get it can some pls explain.

[@assmane999]

imrealcharmybee It is a reference to an animated sitcom called "Family Guy". There is a character in the family called Meg, and one of the running jokes of the show is that everyone in the family hates her and treats her like garbage.

[@imrealcharmybee]

+assmane999 Thank you. :D

[@JournalofForgottenFantasies]

imrealcharmybee You're welcome.

[@GB-tb2ry]

Anyone else here in 2020 and on a #’s marathon? His voice sounds so different!!!!🤣😂😲😮

[@robinfro]

2021 here. I'm 5 1/2 hours into a binge.

[@chaimajonas137]

#MyWorstBirthday i went to buy soda from grocery and my neighbor's German Shepherd was loose and he ran after me for 5 blocks, i never ran that much in my life

[@MothmanGaming]

my girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday, about 15 minutes before midnight

[@vinnycgaz1]

fioonnnaaaaa!!!!!

[@MothmanGaming]

Vinnay I dont get the reference there?

[@vinnycgaz1]

watch euro trip

[@oliviajoffe6804]

+MothmanGaming Well you can do better

[@blaizegottman9359]

Olivai Joffe better at what

[@DoctorXander]

My brother's first memory is waking up on his 4th birthday and being incredibly excited, until my older sister told him it wasn't his birthday.

[@boomshabanga1988]

what happened to the 3 years before that? did someone wipe his memory or something?

[@kbbowler]

+Boom Shabanga you don't really remember anything for when you're 3 or younger because your brain isn't grown enough to have memory.

[@boomshabanga1988]

K Bowler I remember quite a few things from before I was 3

[@elinorhiller1586]

on my 9th birthday I spent the day at my grandma's funeral. later, my "cake" was a leftover cheesecake from the funeral

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Hey, at least there was conservatives

[@mhcook9747]

I had a huge party for my husband's 50th birthday, the surprise was his nieces and brother from a state three days drive away. It was great! I cooked for 80 people but forgot the cake! Sent his brother for a cake. He had them write on it "Bald Bastard's 50". on it.

[@Randypiwasdotcom]

JImmys subscribers are 12,345,678m a perfect number!!!

[@Em-jf2tz]

When I was 8 on my birthday my parents forgot where they hid my presents and we spent the whole day looking for them...

[@ethnictendo]

Ngl, in some ways, that actually sounds kinda fun. It's like a treasure hunt, which for an 8-year-old would've probably been enticing enough.

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I was given a cheque for my bday when I was a teenager. It bounced and I got charged a fee..nice bday gift.

[@ankithas6641]

Well… 45 is still better than 54

[@x935zombiesx]

true

[@thedarkknight7626]

You so funny....

[@ineedmedsk5441]

this comment now has 54 likes, 54 _is_ better than 45 likes...

[@ankithas6641]

oh my god I completely forgot about this comment XD Yay 54 likes!! XD

[@nashernash]

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, not a single person came to my birthday party. When I got back to school Monday I realized that my invitations were in my desk and I had forgotten to hand them out. I spent the whole weekend crying and feeling so sad I didn't have any friends, and it turned out to be my own fault!! Thankfully my parents were cool about it and let me have a do over the next weekend 😊

[@cierranuttall7311]

Feeling this so deep. Drove to my parents house 3 hours away from my friends cause they said they wanted to celebrate my birthday with me. As soon as I get home they tell me I look trashy and start insulting all my life choices. Love it.

[@amlisking8217]

Thats so sad...😩😩😩

[@AutomaticDuck300]

My worst birthday was my 22nd birthday. I went to see a movie with friends, started crying halfway through so I walked out, then later that evening I ran away from home without telling anyone, walked across town to my sister's house to tell her how awful I was feeling, but she was out, so I sat outside her house in the street crying for an hour and a half. I have bipolar but wasn't diagnosed until I was 25 and I don't know how I even survive any more. It always gets bad around my birthday for some reason.

[@victoriasigri4867]

I wish you the best of luck, you deserve to be happy.

[@deanalais46]

I'm sorry but I know u can do this! you are not alone, I'm with you!;) keep fighting!☺😊

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Thanks guys, I actually just got my meds upped so I'm feeling more normal than I've felt in ages and I'm actually laughing at stuff which I never do. Now I just need a job.

[@rgayaala3946]

its ok:/ i always feel awful on my birthday too, i hope ur better now. xo

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Rgaya AlAbduljader I'm getting towards a more even ground, thanks.

[@bloomer8737]

one time for my birthday we won free Beyoncé tickets and my mom gave them away because she thought they said boynce and didn't know who that was

[@merymcsusa]

Flexible Burrito wow, really?

[@kaitlyn5206]

Omg I am sooo sorry

[@horacethecheese1009]

You know my Dad pronounces her name Beyonce, without the accented e. Two syllables. Just gonna share that.

[@bbaileyno]

Boynce

[@wesleymckay677]

You know what Jay-Z called Beyoncé before he married her? "Feyoncé"

[@hamdehb325]

My worst birthday was in 2012 my 23rd birthday. My best friend & I worked in the same company at that point she hadn't been talking to me for about 4 months. On the day she changed her display pic to one about people who don't apologise etc etc. When I didn't even know why she stopped talking to me & ignored me in the first place. Her friends in the company had also stopped talking to me & on the same day I met one of her friends in the lift (elevator). I said hi & greeted him only for him to give me the worst look & turn his back on me in a lift full of people. I was already upset & now I was embarrassed. I then met a couple of colleagues & one of them usually picked on me for fun (not in a mean way) i told him it wasn't a good day & could he please give me a break that day. He continued what he was doing & I burst into tears. After that he felt really bad & asked what he could do to make it up, so I asked for a special lunch. Every year since he got me the same lunch on my birthday.

[@TheJoshcuevas]

Hamdeh B a good ending

[@n.a7848]

Hamdeh B Does he still do it now?

[@abigailchristensen3793]

Hamdeh B damn, i just turned 23 and it wasnt the best day, and now ive read 3 comments about bad 23rd birthdays. 23 must be a cursed age!

[@violeta585]

Um, so why didn't you ask her why she stopped talking to you? Obviously this wasn't a very important friendship for either of you if neither of you tried to get passed this misunderstanding you were having & tried fixing it & moreover she was badmouthing you...best friends?! I don't think so. You didn't even try to find out why the other ppl were rude to you?...I mean, I guess I wouldn't care, but you obviously did.h

[@drumsNstuff79]

Worst birthday? Was not mine but still: I got invited to a kid's birthday party in elementary school. He invited a couple of kids I knew he was friends with and then rounded out the party with a bunch of us other kids. I think his mom made him invite us all. "Invite more people please and be nice to them!" Most of us didn't really like him but "hey, cake and party favors! Why not?" We get to his house and my mom drops me and my friend Brian off. We go inside and his mom angrily scolds us for not taking off our sneakers in house. We have to all sit on the floor and after several long minutes of awkward silence, his bossy freckle faced red headed older sister comes in and hands one of us a ball. "Get in a circle!! Now!!" we then play some old lame "singing and passing game" where we have to sing a song and pass the ball around. like hot Potato but older and more boring. After an HOUR of this his mom comes in and says she's going to McDonald's to but us all lunch. She asks if anyone of us would like anything other than a hamburger. Me and Brian say we would like Mc Nuggets. Didn't eat hamburgers at the time I was a picky eater as a kid. We file into his formal dining room and sit quietly until his mom comes back with the burgers. Se loudly slams the door and announces to us how "inconvenient" it was that she had to get two orders of McNuggets instead of just twenty burgers. She asked if anyone wanted something else before she left and then yelled at us when we did? hmm.. we had to eat "quietly with table manners" our food. No jokes, no talking, no elbows on the table and don't spill anything on the good tablecloth. Then the cake and birthday song which we all had to sing loudly. "Can't you guys sing better than that? Oh for crist's sake! Do I have to sing it all by myself!" Someone sang 'And you look like a monkey.." and his grandmother didn't like it. More angry talking down to form the birthday boy. "You're ruining it!! Nana doesn't like it!!!" A small cake his mom cut into microscopic pieces for us. Vanilla with white frosting. "Mom, I get the biggest one okay, mine has to be the biggest.. HEY his is too big!! Make them smaller!! Mine is the biggest!!" Heaven forbid any white icing get on his white lace tablecloth. After lunch it got even more boring. Our host let it be known he didn't like us and wanted to go up to his room with his best friend and leave us all. His mom freaked and demanded he stay downstairs and play with us. More awkward silence. We see a huge toy box filled with plastic He-Man armor. I mean FILLED. He had it all! So we all ran up grabbed swords and shields and helmets and got to town roughhousing like maniacs. We had had it. We were going to make this OUR party. He flipped out because he though he we were going going to break his He Man armor and grabbed it out of our hands. He threw it back in the toy box, sat on the floor, glared at us and pouted. His sister then comes in and again DEMANDS we play some pin the tail on the donkey type game with many strict rules, lots of quietly waiting out turn, and no fun of any kind. For another HOUR.. And it has some song we have to sing with it! Another damn corny song!! Finally he announces the party is over. Just like that. "Get out! The party is over.. go home!" Thank god my mom and the other parents were waiting outside already. And no party favors handed out. NONE. I was soon happy to go home. And I had to thank him for the party the next day in class and got the cold shoulder! WTF! Didn't like your lame ass party anyways David!!!!

[@ItsEdG]

It was probably Meg from Family Guy.

[@loisgriffin190]

Eddie G That loser!!

[@miguelmiranda233]

Is it only me or he has only 2 cards in his hand since like the third card he read? Where does he keep finding theese cards??

[@Mobius__]

They are stacked perfectly on each other that you can't see them

[@wolfofvalor1692]

Obviously, Jimmy is a wizard!

[@KansasNotTheBand]

my worst birthday WAS my 15th when I finally got to see my extended family on my birthday for once but my 17year old sister blew out my candles but my "sweet" 16th topped that because my whole family forgot my birthday altogether and when I reminded them my dad said "um... happy birthday." and handed me a jar of peanut butter.

[@brittanyb8928]

On my 5th birthday the Barney character that showed up was very very drunk, took off his hands(purple gloves) and all my friends screamed.

[@kemmicrosby8517]

brittany ballard Sounds like the movie "little man"

[@theyesofmadness]

Goes to show Barney sucks

[@pmablack]

my mom was 45 when i was 9 haha

[@MsBambina123]

my mom too. :D *Brofist*

[@shishkabob259]

My mom was 50 when I was 9.

[@MsBambina123]

It's not old, when your Mom is in good shape.;)

[@alex91had]

Kaylee Cromling haha you look like 29!

[@camdamelio4334]

My Mom is 49 and I'm 15!

[@daisyklaine9578]

On my 14th birthday which is on April 20, my mom had a party for my sister's birthday which was actually two months ago...

[@sealemonz4120]

Man did she wish you a happy birthday or did ur sister look at u with one of those mean looks as she got all the attention

[@kittysavvy3461]

Daisy Klaine happy bday next week :D

[@alyssadugas1787]

Daisy Klaine 4/20

[@cjj4099]

my sixth birthday my mother showed up two hours after school ended with cupcakes. the teacher and i watched charlotte's web together because the other kids had to catch their bus or walk home. my mother walked in to an empty classroom holding twenty four cupcakes as though she thought all the children would still be there.

[@anada47]

Wait.. why did your mom think everyone would still be at school 2 hours after it ended?

[@SpooKitty331]

Did your mom not look at a single clock the whole day?

[@beccadavis2287]

My family has done the "adding candles" thing multiple times😂😂😂

[@agoel6223]

Becca Davis same

[@ZiaRDS]

That 4th of July birthday sounds like something that would happen on Family Guy with their Meg. XD

[@randomtrucks]

They write jokes on his cards?

[@MatejSJ]

Yes.

[@RoxsannePatel]

+randomtrucks sometimes he doesnt read those jokes

[@BIIDDI]

There’s something called rehearsal where they go through all the jokes

[@kaitlyn5206]

So? Maybe they are just for when he gets stuck he doesn't always use them

[@megany6310]

It's 4 a.m., and I'm watching Jimmy Fallen videos eating Nutella toast. #whatsgoingonimmylife

[@OstrichChick]

I have a tie for my worst birthdays, except they're more depressing than funny.. D: My 13th birthday, I woke up, it was my dad's weekend, he didn't wish me a happy birthday or get me any kind of present, and then he made me sit through church and sent me home afterward. My 19th birthday, my parents got in a huuuge fight the night before, but I didn't know, and so no one was talking to each other all day. When we actually went out to a movie, everyone started screaming at each other and at the end of the night I ended up alone in my car and crying. Wonderful.

[@tonib.3016]

OstrichChick that sucks, sometimes families are just the worst!

[@haleemak51]

He actually tweeted her two days later thats nice

[@bicooo1]

that re-rehearsed joke on the cue card xD

[@emilia-ly1qn]

On my 7th birthday my parents forgot to pick me up from Sunday school the worst part is it wasn't one of those my mom thought my dad picked me up and my dad thought my mom picked they just flat out forgot about

[@x935zombiesx]

Emilia gonzales that happened to me once not on my birthday though

[@emilia-ly1qn]

TheGAMERcamp oh it happened many times not on my birthday too but that was the time that really stuck with me

[@Elle-pd7bj]

My family forgot my birthday and instead chose to celebrate my cousins graduations. When they remembered, they sloppily wrote "Happy B-Day L" on the edge of my cousins graduation cake.

[@Elle-pd7bj]

It was my sweet sixteen

[@KaizerMan]

Well your parents were really uncaring that day. Also you should've reminded them the day before.

[@sage2168]

+KaizerMan why would she have to remind them? They should remember that makes no sense everyone expects family to say happy birthday and celebrate them

[@KaizerMan]

Sage Lake Because everyone is excited for their birthday and speaks about it to their parents before or at least mentions and then their parents are reminded. I'm not saying she should have been expecting them to forget and have to remind them, I'm saying she should have spoke about it in the days leading up if she hadn't like 99% of people do in the lead up to their birthday

[@sage2168]

+KaizerMan oh ok sorry for misunderstanding that

[@janica3590]

I bet the parents at 0:45 are Peter and Lois Griffin,

[@ninjaducks2007]

lol, I can totally see that happening.

[@tammy204]

Haha that's what came to my head straight away too!

[@smjai477]

That ran through my head too lol

[@lemieuxworldorder3102]

Tamara F Yup. Me too.

[@francisdevisetianto1641]

Jani Ca I

[@noahwright2810]

I wish they would've made a Family Guy joke on that Meg one

[@PrincesSindy]

Awww Jimmy made that happen for Danie Hilbert! Ur awesome jimmy!

[@raspberrytae322]

My best friend has forgotten my birthday for the past three years in a row, and I've known her for about 16 years. And my boyfriend (now ex) wished my happy birthday the day /after/ two years in a row. Sigh.

[@clumsygirl131313]

sry gurl :/

[@peebeejeebies]

beat they asses

[@KaizerMan]

I'm a boy, none of my friends have remembered my birthday. Get over it.

[@KaizerMan]

And my girlfriend has never remembered either (I've never had a girlfriend). :(

[@raspberrytae322]

KaizerMan Everyone is different, man. Some things mean more to some than they do to others. And it doesn't upset me anymore, per se, but it has become quite an annoyance to have someone I've known my entire life to always forget.

[@BumblingFool912]

#MyWorstBirthday was my last year, when I turned 16; I invited around 10 peeps and my mother had to cook the right amount and I was also inviting some musicians (who were among the invited friends) to jam out so I also had to haul my drum kit and amplifiers down too... No one came....save for one guy.

[@FuryOfTheSwarm]

my worst birthday? the one without my mom. Everyone who is reading this, go hug your mom really tight and say I love you oh queen of hearts.( or some other nice phrase)

[@treehuggore401]

I don't even remember having a birthday I spent with friends. its just another day for me. happy new years. everyones out doing something else.

[@11neonlights]

One year my mum started doing a countdown to my birthday. "it's someone's birthday in 5 days!", "I wonder who is going to be getting presents in 4 days?", etc. You get the picture. So I was getting excited for my birthday despite how most of my birthdays turned out in the past because I thought at least they remembered this year. So come my birthday I don't hear the expected comments or anything and so wait thinking they're building suspense till the evening. Yeah, no. Two days later my mum remembered about my birthday and asked said "it was your birthday afew days ago, what did you end up doing for it?". I'm not sure what my response was supposed to be. I'm at school, with no money, and not allowed to go out with friends or call them or have them come over and the only one who seemed to remember i had a birthday then forgot it so...?

[@davidsimon199]

The kids in sub sahara Africa are tearing up to these

[@tasha0003]

Aww

[@Revman101]

I live in Sub-Saharan Africa, and my eyes are as dry as bone lol.

[@lulucoraemily]

and all the kids above sub sahara Africa are crying because they didn't even get mentioned

[@camsk6594]

I feel like youre one of those people who can't have fun.

[@davidsimon199]

Cameo SK :/ sry bad joke

[@sayomi9]

Kinda weird how they cut off at the end this time

[@RomanBV]

Does anyone actually know if Tebow actually tweeted that person?

[@teapotteatime3920]

+Roman BV twitter.com/timtebow/status/493380266157944833 :D

[@dexterlang5963]

yes he did.

[@FairyPrincessNyx]

I was wondering the same thing! That's AWESOME of him to do that.

[@blakewaters8195]

Lmao she called Tim Tebow "man". "haha thanks man". Wtf?

[@ferMADify]

+Blake Waters so what? :P

[@aidancallahan4217]

Bad timing for me watching this, as my birthday is tomorrow. I'm now slightly concerned.

[@CourtneytheVA1993]

On my 16th birthday, my friends and I all went to hang out at the mall. One of my friends brought a friend of hers who was rude and pessimistic and just made the whole thing a bit of a drag. Once they left, the two friends that were still there walked off with their arms linked together and left me behind. I had to follow them around so I could feel like I was a part of something. That was MY worst birthday....but then my old middle school friends and I went out for Chinese and it kinda made up for the horrible afternoon.

[@violeta585]

AWW, the old Christmas story 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer'...memories.

[@stardragon2577]

For my 16th birthday in July, i had invited a majority of my family but only 3 of them came. I had a small cake and one present; socks. Then I was told that because no one knew what to get me, a majority of the family decided not to come. For little sister's 12th birthday in November, everyone came and she got a bunch of presents and a huge cake.

[@dhruvbhatnagar4180]

That 'and Meg' cake belongs in an episode of Family Guy !!!

[@JustFollowJesus]

He did tweet her after this :-)

[@conniegoldnr5009]

my sister once paid for ice cream for the whole class. unfortunately, she shares a birthday with a kid who she hated. not only did the teacher say she had to share the snack, they sang to him first, and then made her walk around with him AND the snack she paid for to see if any of HIS favorite teachers wanted the extras.

[@harrypotteredits_1370]

That’s 😞 sad

[@Sunless1337]

My cousin's Birthday is April 1. He had been thinking over when he might be able to propose to his girlfriend. When they got together on his Birthday, she told him that she was breaking up with him and moving to Florida to go to school. The punchline never came.

[@theyesofmadness]

Leeroy Graycat I think April 1 is the worst time to have a birthday

[@Dayakeepittrill]

My worst birthday was when I turned 13 and I asked my mom if she could drive me to the movies for my birthday so I could hang out with my friends (that was gonna be all I did for my birthday). she said "Today is Sunday! You know Sunday is my rest day, No I'm not taking you!" In comparison my BEST BIRTHDAY was when I turned 15 and she actually dropped me off at the movie theater

[@icedpeachqueen6223]

It's really weird how the interactions between Fallon and Higgins seems kind of forced sometimes. I don't think Fallon likes him stealing the limelight cos sometimes he sort of waves off his jokes in this dismissive way. They can be separately funny but they don't gel together very well comedically as they're constantly in competition for the last laugh and it's a bit awkward to watch. questlove's disgusted face at the hepatitis bit killed me

[@Pedakin]

Just looked it up, Tim Tebow actually tweeted her happy birthday. twitter.com/timtebow/status/493380266157944833

[@Kitkatliss06]

1:00 - around that, the happy birthday America and Meg - sounds like a family guy move

[@Narcissa_XX]

I love the fact that I’m literally watching this on my birthday

[@jinnyshearer4307]

I love Jimmy-he could read ingredients from the side of a cereal box and it would be funny.

[@johnlawless7409]

0:45 - this must be Meg Griffin

[@fauxie3090]

Jimmy Fallon is awesome

[@jacobsobelman3923]

Watching this on my 18th birthday lmao