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[@jaqenhghar9084]

I once had a coworker venting to me about her struggles in taking care of her elderly father. She was getting teary, and I panicked and said, "Don't worry, it'll all be over soon."

[@kylewalter7841]

Jaqen H'ghar oh man that's funny

[@singing.winnie]

lmao

[@alexsmith9915]

Nooooooo! LMAO

[@cathleenwilliamson6668]

Oh shit!

[@jennifermurphy2662]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

"happy birthday" "you too!" has happened several times. There's no way I'm alone on this one!

[@zeroforconduct8008]

You are

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

Zero For Conduct don't make me feel too special, it'll go straight to my head!

Oh today's my birthday and I kept having so many happy birthday messages. and i got to a point i was replying fast without thinking. I looked at one reply, she said: thanks but it's not my birthday it's yours. I noticed that I replied by happy birthday too!

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

Müd Monéi haha! that's cute XD

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

***** haha, right? lol

[@littlemissfruit]

I asked a girl in my math class what math class she was taking.

[@Audrey-gk1dy]

I once asked a guy I worked with where he worked. Truly devastating.

[@rachelwaite8394]

hahahaha

[@rachelwaite8394]

@@Audrey-gk1dy oh my gosh, audrey, I love this so much!! so funny!! its ok, I did that too lol

[@laurengull7714]

My physical therapist told me his wife was pregnant, I couldn’t think of anything to say so I said “Good job.”

[@urmimangal9217]

😂😂

[@angeladavidson2350]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Ramsey276one]

It is a difficult roll... did they roll a 20 and get twins?

[@joonslostairpod5385]

😂😂😂😂🤣

[@bboricha576]

😂

[@Avbitten]

I work at a pet store and accidentally asked a woman what breed her baby was

[@plainclain8327]

#WhyDidYouSayThat

[@DragoonGalaxy7]

my baby is a white

[@hazardousmaterial5492]

"oh,it's an american dumbass,pureblood"

[@manav_chitkara]

Classic!

[@Thando_Khumalo]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@avenue7490]

I was at panera and the waitress asked, "Bread, chips, or an apple?" And my friend responded with "I'll have bread chips. I've never tried those before."

[@MariaHarpe842]

I was at an Italian restaurant with friends and the waiter asks "soup or salad?" My friend shrugs and goes "sure!"

[@silvascientist]

"I'll have the super salad, why not?"

[@KurosakiKinoa]

tommylover842 idk why but I do that all the time 😂

[@Britty0189]

Geckosis cashier, they’re not waitresses lol I’m just saying

[@dgrentz7635]

I was just thinking, wouldn't bread chips be croutons?

[@collettesommerville7748]

Once I called my male teacher mom...

[@iceunelle]

I've accidentally called teachers mom before on two different times, but they were both women lol

[@ashleycole6498]

I’m called my teacher mum, dad and Sarah (my friend’s name). I’ve called my mum Sarah and dad. I’ve called my dad mum. I’ve called two of my friends mum. I’m beginning to think I should just cut names out of my vocabulary...

[@blujay1608]

I'm a male teacher, and that happens more than you'd think.

[@indigogott8554]

Several people in our band have called assorted uniform mom's or our assistant director "mom" 😂

[@steinfeldshopelessfountain840]

Ashley Cole lmao my friend does exactly that (my name is sarah)

[@kadreannawalker762]

I was trick or treating with my brother and instead of saying trick or treat, he said merry Christmas

[@7snow171]

Damn 😂😂 must be hard at the moment 🤣🤣

[@PUNJABIFC]

Wierd. U cant remember if u were trick or treating?

[@BlueKungFu]

I don't know man, your brother might be onto something there. I mean it's kind of a trick right off the bat.

[@yoda3537]

200th

[@SunDarling369]

Opposite for me I was trick or treating and a couple opened the door there were Christmas decorations everywhere and they gave me a candy cane and a bookmark advertising a church so I could find jesus. I'm Christian but those guys just went overboard.

[@sjnclady9068]

I was giving a presentation about administering tests after workplace seminars and referred to the person giving the test as the "tester" and the people taking the test as the "testees".

[@fallontonight]

"..what did you just call us?!" That's one way to get a room of test taker's attention.

[@SPAZ]

Hi.

[@shyamadash]

Hello Tonight Show youtube account manager. Can I call you Seymour Titsnstuff?

[@AllThatAndMore]

You lost me at presentation.

[@sjnclady9068]

@youshallnotpussy -- that's ok, you didn't have to listen to it, so it doesn't affect you, does it?

[@CoPpErPiLlZ]

I broke a string on my violin when I was younger and I ran into the classroom and yelled out to the teacher "I broke my G string and I don't know how to fix it" probably would've made more sense if I'd remembered to bring the violin in with me #whydidisaythat 😂

[@mertensduplooy8870]

"My g string snapped" is something I say too often in my life.

[@esinger23]

The struggle is real 😂

[@hannahnicquole7715]

Us violinists tend to have a problem with that. XD

[@tq7013]

As a band player I could say “My D feels odd...maybe there’s something with my tool.”

[@TW2Vlog]

I’m sorry you went through that but MAN was that funny!!!! LOL

[@StoneBubbles]

I work in a 5 star hotel, one time a guest in a wheelchair asked me how to get somewhere in the city, I replied with: its 5 minutes walking distance

[@StoneBubbles]

@Mackenzie Harper thankfully nothing, I don’t think he noticed, and it wasn’t done on purpose :)

[@angellezay3664]

Once I called my male teacher mom...

[@jamisonthomas7612]

If you didn't laugh at Higgins' cow puns, you're in the 2%. Eh? *dances away*

[@blackwidow696]

That was mooving.

[@cloroxdisinfectantwipes2443]

+blackwidow696 ...utterly mooving

[@blackdynamite9886]

+Clorox Disinfectant Wipes lmao

[@Droosmom1970]

When I work out at the YMCA they always say have a good workout! One time I said you too!

[@bridgetc5263]

Jamison Thomas that was utterly ridiculous

[@nikic185]

One time I was at the store buying a pregnancy test. After I paid, the cashier handed me the test and said "good luck". I said "you too"! Lol

[@aveelovesya]

Niki C "enjoy your meal" "Thanks you too."

[@kingdavey90]

Niki C , I got wished "Happy Birthday" and I replied, "You too!"

[@Some_Lad]

+David Harris -"I think your sister is hot" -"You too?"

[@katiecat2002]

That happens to me all the time lol

[@TheRealMerBer]

uddered, bad moooed... that was great, Higgins 😂

[@TheRealMerBer]

nowhere to hide, lol

[@Jackiekavinda]

i didn't get hide one

[@alecellis]

+Jackie J cuz leather is cow hide

[@manguy2000]

Yup, but did you notice the cow bell?

[@Really1095kristy1015]

Milked that

[@mckenna_carlin9559]

My friend told my crush that I liked him while I was standing right there. So instead of walking away like a normal, embarrassed, human being........I march up to him and say, "You're welcome." And walked away.

[@benjamingardner3314]

That's actually a legit move.

[@maevemallory2122]

that actually is genius

[@iriscandy6377]

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[@angeladavidson2350]

That's amazing 🤣🤣🤣 how'd it work out?

[@rohiniguiland4873]

Heck I would ask you out after that lol

[@karenmontalvo06]

"Have a good weekend!" I say to a client But then I realized it was Tuesday

[@Poodle3624]

Karen Montalvo somebody can start their weekend on different days, if they work Saturday/Sunday

[@schattentaenzerin]

Arrrg! I do that all the time. My schedule is so weird I have no idea what day it is most of the time :/

[@hopepym4918]

i was a working as a sales representative/customer service while studying. one time I was so tired from school, I was talking to the customer about the express delivery policy, instead of saying "after 3-5 business days, we'll deliver the package" i said, "after 3-5 business days, i'll deliver the baby" and then she responded with "oh my gosh congratulations!"

[@ParkerGrytdal]

Cashier at the Theatre: "Enjoy the movie!" Me: "Thanks, you as well!"

[@scarletmay13]

After checking out at a pet store the cashier said “enjoy your day” and I said “you’re welcome”, then accidentally made eye contact with a middle aged lady on her way in as I cringed super hard at myself and made a face, she thought I was making a face at her and clutched her heart, very offended, and I just ran. It was horrible.

[@leod161]

OMG lol XD

[@rachelwaite8394]

awe, Charlie, that's so funny!!! its ok!!!

[@mhcook9747]

You people have me laughing and snorting with your comments. I need that so much, recovering from the ER from spousal abuse. Laughter and music is so healing.

[@MsHSpring]

Everything ll get ok soon.. hang in there... 😊

[@MsHSpring]

1 thing that I felt like telling you, I'm from India and we have quite a bunch of languages here. I'm a girl and I was trying to learn "Hindi" from 2 guys. I know couple of basic sentences and when they asked in Hindi, "How are you", I really "meh bahuth koopsoorath hu"... what I thought it meant was "I'm very fine"... and what it actually meant was "I'm very beautiful"🙈🙈🙈🙈... The guys just burst out laughing and I got red when they told me the meaning 🙈🙈🙈

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

MH Cook Get better lovely lady, I hope you'll recover soon and there are people to help/support you in these hard times, and your future is bright and happy.

[@daljotsingh4918]

@@MsHSpring I've actually heard Shekhar Suman say "I'm beautiful" in response to that. I guess it actually is a Hindi colloquial

[@daljotsingh4918]

@MH Cook: Time's the biggest healer, may God be with you always.

[@dsma06]

I'm a foster mom. One of the kids moms told me she was going to rehab. I said "Oh, neat have you been there before?"

[@tkmaz]

Most likely...

[@PW-yp5ti]

dsma06 oh neat lmao

[@cmccafferty2038]

dsma06 sounds like you're looking for your next kids to foster

[@native9275]

dsma06 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nightskyshowers]

Brrrooooo lol

[@RachelDuCote]

When my grandma passed away, she was cremated. My dad picked up her ashes and on his way home he stopped by my house. I went out to meet him, glanced in the back seat and without thinking said " wow, grammie lost weight."

[@Handle4467]

Daang!

[@rachellehoover8049]

When I was in high school at a dance a boy asked me if I wanted to dance. I responde "with who?"

[@AwesomeChickk101]

Hahaa!

[@daljotsingh4918]

Poor boi... Imagine how hard it'd have been for him to ask that again later (if he did) 😆

[@anushamalhotra2330]

Lmfaoooo omg

[@MsGrapeNehi]

I was making dinner, and I asked my husband if it needed any extra seasoning. He told me to add another bay leaf, and I said, "What, do you think bay leaves grow on trees?" Turns out they do. That's... basically ALL they do.

[@LoreCatan]

lmao

[@benjamingardner3314]

I'll bet that made your bae leaf the room confused.

[@mzh-vw5ho]

Not a tree at all

[@waterfallsdontsaymeow2917]

@@benjamingardner3314 slow clap

[@katharina...]

Bay leaves don't grow on trees, they grow on shrubs. You were right, your husband was wrong, you should fire him.

[@lucymerceringabout2]

Said Orgasm instead of organism in science 😂

[@apatternedhorizon]

Girl in my middle school science class asked the difference between orgasm and organism

[@jazzybarri3071]

@@apatternedhorizon 😮 what did the teacher say

[@apatternedhorizon]

@@jazzybarri3071 she told her to stay after class if she really wanted to know lol

[@52Tmacfan]

@@apatternedhorizon *Brazzers

[@RinJackson]

There's a clip of the British version of the game show Blockbusters where someone gives the same response. It's in one of the videos on the channel Stupid Game Show Answers (forget which one offhand)

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Once, I was really sleepy, but still went to school. I told my teacher that I hadn't received the assignment document on my email, the reason why I didn't do it. He said that he sent it and after a few seconds asked if I checked my email. I answered with: "....no."

[@thesprock5270]

LOL

[@winchoify]

Eiko Pumpkin

[@theyesofmadness]

Boi

[@kellywolstenholme8134]

This happened to my classmates all throughout college but no one was saying it because they were tired. They just went weeks without checking their email and got upset that they didn't know what was going on.

[@musicreviewer1703]

A cafeteria worker once asked me "have you by chance seen the pot?" I interrupted him saying "yes it's in my friends locker" She said "no for the soup" #whydidIsaythat

[@robinwarner8233]

That's not incriminating at all. 😂

[@Cjnw]

#420jokes

[@jenniferowens4403]

The farmer hits close to home. My husband and I have cows. We asked my niece when her baby was due. When she told us “January 12th” my husband excitedly responded, “big mama is due January 14th!” Big mama is one of our cows.

[@cubulous]

I absolutely love Higgins. Hilarious guy

[@byebye5907]

what did he say? i dont understand what hes sayin

[@OfficialTWSandco]

cow puns and being generally hilarious

[@calcla98]

+bye bye "he should not have uttered that"

[@multiplebandz2354]

yassss

[@manav_chitkara]

+David Vonderhaar noooooo

[@nono-mu9rw]

when you call your teacher mom in front of the whole class and you're 18 😅

[@daynamorris2399]

Being who I am, I rely a lot on scripts for social interaction. When I was leaving the gym to get on the bus, I said "love you" to my trainer

[@ASHERUISE]

I'm sure they were flattered. 😆

[@cherry7590]

Plot twist: he loves you too

[@benjamingardner3314]

Trainers get that a lot. It costs extra.

[@beccaann6866]

"Because I'm a jerk?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MochiPuff58]

One time during my first interview for my first big job, at the end my yet-to-be-manager said “alright, thank you very much we’ll let you know this week on your status.” And as I shook his hand I said “thank you for giving me the position.” (I got the job but I died on spot)

[@faith5584]

Once when I was leaving Church camp I went to yell ''Good bye have a safe trip home.'' to a big group of people, But it come out ''Bye hope nobody dies on the way home.'' I'm just glad I was going home. lol

[@snicker12]

...but did they make it home?!

[@Sara-hj7en]

Oml

[@alyssasquirrel4769]

I was at a restaurant getting breakfast and the waitress asked how I wanted my eggs done, and I replied "cooked."

[@davidbrooks4294]

I said over easy once , she knows I always get them over medium. 😊 . We dated for a while after she gave me her number. Turns out we had liked each other for awhile. Freudian slips , gotta love'em.

[@godswillm575]

Haha, my first time with that question I said fully cooked please

[@torilogue1183]

i told my crush I liked him and he said "i know"

[@belbird69]

Thats from Star Wars

[@sheenugupta3126]

That's fr FRIENDS too

[@BlueKungFu]

Oof!

[@sydneylanglois6438]

That happened to me too. A guy told me he liked me and I replied “I know”!!!! 😂😂😂

[@em4ever596]

Same!!!!! And I was just like wait what?

[@Jazz-Singher]

Why the fuck am I still awake

[@cristiangossio144]

Same...

[@rs-dn4ez]

cos it's 1 pm

[@SaraiyaJackson]

Different time zones?? DUH

[@rs-dn4ez]

Saraiya Jackson Making a joke?? DUH

[@yvonnelastra4962]

once in high school my gym teacher told me a friend of his had died on the plane crash of the Marshall football team. I didn't know how to handle this so I just turned to him and said "that's cool"

[@LJBSullivan]

Ouch.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well that's really bad and not fun at all, I'm sorry...

[@angelakimsamte1479]

My school teacher once asked me what i want to be when I grow up...I answered "Lawyer, what about you??"

[@rixxy9204]

Working late on a conference call and accidentally finished it with "Ok, goodnight sweeheart".

[@LysandreGagne]

A hot client was flirting with me on Halloween and when he left the store I said : "Happy Valentine's Day". I hate myself.

[@simrithasaravanan2436]

Lysandre lol 😂 😂

[@masterxyr]

you're cute, I'm sure he smiled inside :)

[@catarinahenriques2011]

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@ArcGG]

I love Higgins with a passion

[@GanchoGod]

Yes

[@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh]

oh higgins

[@miscellordor]

no

[@Selleswiet]

What a coincidence, I hate Higgins with a passion of a 1000 suns

[@_Primary]

Higgins is the freaking best HAHAHAHA

[@No-bc9rf]

I work in a supermarket, i say tho a customer whit only one arm : do you need a hand ?

[@GrandTime-17]

Ash Teddy Hilarious!!!!! He certainly did!!

[@eleeloo007]

🤣🤣

[@marshajackson84]

☠️☠️☠️

[@robinwarner8233]

Ouch

[@experience42]

Someone just told me a similar story- he asked a guy in a wheelchair “do you need a hand”? And he replied “no, but I’ll take a foot”

[@deirdremcmahon5211]

I work in the tourist industry. Every day, several time a day, I say 'enjoy your holiday!' and customers reply 'thanks, you too!'

[@kwanarchive]

So what do you go for holidays? Spend a few hours a day being an accountant?

[@carina7901]

I watch these when I'm sad...they make me happy

[@chrissyred818]

Me too!! 😊

[@somerandomyoutubechannel5816]

I once told my husband, "I wish they made some kind of portable clock." Yeah, I never lived that one down.

[@churchie-yt1kc]

Isnt a portable clock called a watch?

[@vinnyibarra]

My sister was going on a plane ride back home and when she was checking out of the hotel, the man on the phone said "have a great trip" my sister said "you too"

[@barbaro267]

At work one day, I was pretty tired, so I jokingly said aloud to some of my coworkers, "I'm tired. Anyone else want to sleep with me?" I MEANT TO TAKE A NAP, NOT HAVE SEX. It's not everyday I turn beet red.

[@giftysands6760]

Yikes, lol

[@danielaparedes4137]

barbaro267 I love your profile picture!!!

[@youtubecommenter2]

That's something you do when you're tired.

[@cf-pucassie3530]

Once at a call center, instead of saying "Who am I speaking with?" I said "Who am I sleeping with?"

[@jtbatche]

3102716202

[@VelinSevven]

I wonder if Higgins scripts his jokes or if he just wise cracks them.

[@CapnShades]

I think they're improvised.

[@VelinSevven]

+Ace in the Hole huh

[@michaeljenkins9052]

From Fallon's reaction of both suprise/look of "wtf", I'd say it's not scripted

[@gibbyh65]

everything is scripted, higgins is`nt funny at all, they need to bury him!

[@fallontonight]

Haha Higgins' brain is just that quick.

[@vidhidutt]

3:00 i was impatiently waiting for them to say “MOOOOVING ON THEN”

[@brainiac642]

I was walking with my wife once and a homeless person asked us if we could spare some change and my wife said, "No, but thanks for asking!" We then crossed the street in embarrassment.

[@raikaparzella]

brainiac642 this is brilliant and tragic at the same time :D

[@daljotsingh4918]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robinwarner8233]

Them: "Hi how are you"? Me: "Thanks, you too"

[@irenecamargomacedo6626]

I'm good, and you?

[@Kayenne54]

Son and his mates in a car (driving too fast), with best friend driving, along a highway always well policed. Cop pulls them over and politely asks "is there a medical reason you were speeding?"...from the back seat son replies "Yes he's a half-wit".

[@LJBSullivan]

Good response. Wished I'd have thought to respond like that, same thing happened. I just sat there.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lmao your son is brilliant

[@divyanshupatel2326]

OMG😂 I've got to screenshot this

[@lesliepineda5088]

I was in 6th grade, we were studying the 50 states. The teacher started talking about Virginia. I stood up and said out loud "I'm a virgin" , and she says, well I hope you all are. I didn't know that virgin meant at that time.

[@meghanmcneal6859]

Leslie Pineda I've lived in Virgina my whole and I've made that mistake a few times. Lol

[@Mitchisinlove1]

When I was 6 or 7 my parents had a business partner/friend over and when introduced to him I said "Oh, is he the one you don't like?" My parents had a hard time saving that one!

[@samhita-]

I recently had this visa interview, and at the end the guy said, "have a nice day" and I meant to say "thank you" but I ended up saying "sorry" instead. Wow.

[@maryamsiddiqui4968]

"And if you are up, they go down as well"

[@michaelajankowski-sansom3790]

My three year old daughter was putting her shoes on. I told her she had them on the wrong feet. She began to look around herself and replied " but I don't have any other feet"...

[@leahstone1358]

When my brother was being born, it took a really long time and my dad said to the doctor, "Guess we should get the chain." That's what we do on the farm for calves.

[@j2owl579]

Certainty... That's awesome.

[@noellefritz5678]

Leah Dempsey my sister can pee at will and one day I was bothering her and she said "I'm gonna shoo you off with my pee-ness(penis) and then she laughed for 5 minutes.

[@1779DA]

My boyfriend told my parents on the first meeting that he had a ‘labial tear’ in his shoulder. He meant ‘labral tear’ fortunately mum was distracted and dad has poor hearing. 😂

[@barbaro267]

There came a time when I was asked "Soup or salad?" for the first time at a restaurant when I was younger. I didn't understand that I was being offered a choice. My brain heard "Super salad", so instead of choosing, I just said "Yes". Who doesn't want to super-size their salad? LOL! The waitress stared at me for like 2-3 seconds before asking the question again. I felt totally dumb when I realized what she had asked.

[@lilydurkin2263]

One time I was called on in a science class and I mean to say something about penguins but I couldn't remember the word penguin so I said small torpedo of fury in a tuxedo

[@MsHSpring]

Rofl 😂🤣😂 how poetic

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

That's just brilliant and beautiful!)))))

[@wyndiahighwind7477]

Going to use that one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@anniemack6855]

@@Sara-hj7en its 5am, havent been 2 bed yet...and im rofl soooo hard. Snort laughing!!! 😁😂😋🤣🤩😎😁brilliant. Poetic. Hysterically funny!!!

[@geoffroi-le-Hook]

see if you can find Benedict Cumberbatch and his video on penguins (preferably the Graham Norton version)

[@vuguchi2526]

It was my birthday, my neighbor wished me a happy birthday. I said thanks you too. 😑

[@kadreannawalker762]

VuGuchi I've done that too many times

[@turnanotherpage8789]

I asked a client of there was anything else I could help her with. She responded with, "No, that was my only wish." Then I said, "Well your wish is my command." Not creepy at all.

[@awesomeaminah3488]

I think that's cute/funny❤

[@TheGoldcountry]

Maybe it's because I am from an older generation, but I love Higgins. So many younger people dislike him.

[@TheGoldcountry]

Similar to Johnny Carson. I think Fallon tries to incorporate that in his show, and young kids just don't give a shit.

[@LeNguyen-lf2tg]

I'm 16 BUT I love Higgins and his humor.

[@kristianorella2468]

Im 14 and i actually like the chemistry between Fallon and Higgins.

[@Hooleygig7]

Millennial here and I think his puns and cheesy jokes are the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees!

[@TheGoldcountry]

As a +40, I like to see the younguns appreciating.

[@streamingdisorder]

why does Higgins not get to sit?

[@ichans06]

😂😂😂

[@CapnShades]

'Cuz then he'd be ground beef.

[@WadeWilson-]

Cuz he loves doing Stand Up comedy. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ssfinch4761]

+Pucadupr xD

[@tkmaz]

The only one I know that did that was Ed McMahon...oh, and Andy Richter. Usually the sidekick stands.

[@hicat808]

Whenever a friend says they're headed to the bathroom I say "have fun!" One that'll backfire like the first one 🤷‍♀️ sounds like a future me problem

[@lottietyson7251]

In class my teacher said "does anybody wanna come up and do the math problem?" One guy raises his hand and said "yeah hold on a sec." Then the teacher replied, "if you needed some sex (secs) then you shouldn't have raised your hand "

[@NotAThespian]

"he should not have uttered that" *cowbell* i love the cowbell especially for this xD

[@indigogott6934]

"you have cute nostrils" me trying to flirt

[@dylanavery8564]

One day in the 7th grade I forgot my calculator but was getting all these equations right by just thinking and then the girl behind me asked "do you have a calculator?" And I replied "no, I have a brain." 😂

[@beckygrajeda2402]

Hell yes! Killer comebck!

[@JakeLoeppky]

Not seeing the problem here. Lol

[@Watts-xl8zp]

@@beckygrajeda2402 Why would he need a comeback if they’re not being rude

[@hansagaur2082]

U guys are allowed using calculator in grade 7?

[@AngS22]

A long time ago I was a preschool teacher. During lunch at that small little table one of the kids yells out, “Hey, I got a woody!” I just sat there (thankfully) trying to think about how to respond. I’m so glad that another kid told he that he was supposed to get a Buzz Lightyear for his birthday. I’m still not sure how I would’ve responded to a 4 yr old saying that! 😂😂😂

[@rustysmittyful]

I love when Higgins and Jimmy riff like that.

[@drewhessler4698]

"There he is, retiring, Steve Higgins everybody!" Lmfao

[@teagankarly3053]

Drew Hessler I hope

[@cfrench61995]

I was getting prepped for a brain surgery when I was 13, the nurses asked me if there was any chance I was pregnant so I turned to my dad and said Dad, there’s something we need to talk about...

[@hyprocrytes]

One of the rare ones in which the banter in between was real funny...

[@penrose.]

I don't see why people find Higgins and his little jokes annoying. I honestly think it makes the skit better, and Jimmy and Higgins feed off of each other's jokes well.

[@tkmaz]

They're just not seeing it for what it is. It's campy, it's goofy...but that was the point. It's ok to have some silly mixed in to the show & the best part is seeing the two of them play off of each other.

[@Ritabug34]

I guess it's just that the jokes go on longer than they should instead of just getting to the next tweet

[@penrose.]

Yeah, that's what I love about it. It isn't so uptight and staged. People just need to be less impatient and enjoy the comedy.

[@tkmaz]

***** That's why they pay him you know, for the little side comments. Welcome to late night. Ed McMahon, Andy Richter, Paul Shaffer...they're PAID to do that!

[@manav_chitkara]

+Ready Steady Clash!! Yeah!

[@tsholofelomolefe6450]

My dad once ran a red light at like 01:00 am , the cops pulled him over about it and he straight up said “sorry uncle , i didn’t see you guys “, the cop laughed and let it slide coz it was at night and there were no other cars plus he was sober but damn i was like this mean though 😂😂😂😃

[@madisonderynioski2602]

I have a cow joke: Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!!!!!!!

[@ericamaples8251]

Hahaha haha haha that's a good one

[@lilbohbeat5785]

Hayo!

[@philipclayberg4928]

This is from the "Jane and the Dragon" cartoon series: "Why did the cow jump over the Moon?" "Because the farmer had cold hands."

[@lillyc.1194]

I love Higgins y'all! Love his super cheesiness! Makes my day!

[@dawnarxtic]

A bet from all that walking, Higgins "calfs" are hurting....

[@serenati4979]

Arctic Moon well we better find something to moove him

[@dawnarxtic]

HAHHAA

[@chaosawaits]

I herd the same thing!

[@charlotte-xw6ow]

chaosawaits oml😂🤣

[@DIANNEELEE]

I asked my little sister how she liked her doll, a present from our mother. She hadn't opened her gift yet!

[@hughjas2]

Me: hey how are you? Person: not much you?

[@lolalotta2687]

Once in online ballet class I chatted my teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" and she said "of course I can't stop you from using your own toilet" in front of everyone. I died.

[@waleedsyed4698]

I have tears in my eyes. This was funny af

[@waleedsyed4698]

Also Higgins is spectacular

[@shaniapr5]

I think this is my favorite segment of this show I always laugh so hard 😂

[@alicia8643]

“He should not have uttered that” Omg dad is that you?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@juliej1221]

Higgins jokes are so good that he could literally retire any day and still be remembered as a legend

[@sohamdrifter]

I thought her name was 'one piece for all'...i'm sorry.

[@mayavlasblom7903]

Once i called a older female teacher grandma

[@midnitest0rm]

I was actually on the receiving end of a similar conversation to the “you wish” one. I was working at a pet shop and asked for a customer’s phone number so I could attach her loyalty account to her transaction, so I just went “phone number?” And she goes “pfft in your dreams.” I blinked in surprise and went “…for your account?”

[@missbec1982]

Once when i was on vacation with a group of friends, my room had sliding closet doors with huge mirrors on the outside. We were hanging out in my room one evening & noticed that someone had closed the closet door. In my head, I was just thinking “oh, someone closed the door.” But what I did was wave at myself in the mirror & say, “oh, hey!!” 🤦🏻‍♀️ That was about 18 years ago & I still get teased about it lol

[@MarialenaLove]

my two favorite, especially Higgins. I find him to be really funny lol

[@schattentaenzerin]

After working night shifts, I keep telling people "good night" when I do my shopping in the morning -_-

[@Elzubi]

I was in Turkey studying and my Turkish was poor. Once my friend went to the bathroom so I said “afiyet olsun”. I thought it meant “I hope you feel better”, turned out to be “bon appétit”.

[@jacquelinevaldez9174]

I once worked at an Insurance Company where my job was to search old paperwork on micro-film and I had trouble one day locating a specific document for a customer so I asked a colleague for some help. The male colleague made a comment to me that I cannot remember what it was but I responded with "How nice would you like me to be?" I didn't think anything of it at the time but about 60 seconds later it hit me what I actually said and why I got the reaction that I got! #WhyDidISayThat #IAmDumb

[@flala2261]

Higgins on 🔥

[@creamcream8920]

True story: Two friends meet on the same plane. One says: Hi, where are you going?

[@ObiWanKenobi]

I don't think this show could have another sidekick. There's like this chemistry between Fallon and Higgins that is pretty damn good. I mean, unless they have Justin Timberlake be the new sidekick.

[@properdoe3414]

Obi-Wan Kenobi justin timberlake and jimmy crack me up together. The best duo hands down

[@summerwilliams3117]

Obi-Wan Kenobi or John cena or Bradley Cooper

[@emmajean8631]

Anyone who says Higgins isn't fantastic is clearly mis-STEAK-en, his puns are alway incredibly clever and *puts on sunglasses* WELL DONE. YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH