Baby Piglets! (Ranch Simulator)

[@raventeague7745]

Holy fuck the chicken getting blown into the stratosphere and then plummeting to earth in front of trott was too perfect

[@KrakatonMain]

I know, right? So much so I IMMEDIATELY had to stop and clip it kzbin.infoUgkxqwi_qP6j9sXWO_sbHblfA47gT1HGF_6d

[@TheBloodypete]

*Has a giant empty house * Well I gues we should do everything in the pouring rain on this tiny picnic table... 🤣

[@__Albin__]

"Executing pigs with a bolt gun is really dark" they all ponder. Moments later two of them casually and haphazardly open fire with revolvers at a bear they happened to see on the side of the road. The boys rapidly fluctuate between being friends of animals to being their worst nightmare.

[@veskupa]

This is the series, THE series to watch for your HatFilms content. Something to watch while enjoying some fine wine and cheese.

[@PierceArner]

Wait… you got wine _AND_ cheese? I had to choose.

[@cyriell]

This series and seven days to die are fantastic

[@hamjaro2920]

Funnily enough I'm genuinely drinking wine while watching this, relaxing after a tough work day.

[@al145]

@@hamjaro2920 so that was your choice, then?

[@Peron1-MC]

@@hamjaro2920 there is a bear in your back garden. they love wine and are coming for it. what do you do?

[@perseusbelle]

I love how Smith is saying it's a bad idea to decide to farm in tornado alley but 2 of the top 5 farming states are in tornado alley, and Missouri (another in the top 5) is right next to tornado alley and has quite a lot of tornadoes and thunderstorms as well.

[@PierceArner]

25:16 - That lightning strike was clearly the gods calling the Chicken to Zeus moments before his demise.

[@SimonClark]

**CRUNCH** "hello lads"

[@raventeague7745]

This is the purest form of entertainment and I look forward to it each and every day. My friend and I bought this game because of y’all playing it just to get our fix

[@Leptons_]

23:43 A classic Clarkson, Hammond, and May moment

[@alexbrown7176]

Brilliant series lads. Farming with a smile and a sick drop.

[@Theregoesfame]

That chicken flying into the air got me in exactly the right way and I have been gasping for air ever since.

[@Danhimself1707]

25:20 revolver point blank…straight to the moon.

[@CassianGray]

I know there's no vehicle damage in this game but it still fuckin sends me to see them drive their brand new truck off cliffs and nose dive it into the dirt! lmao And Ross calmly rear-ending it at 23:43 was hilarious!

[@Flashjackmak]

Smith shooting that chicken in the lightning storm turned it into an accidental sacrifice to Zeus, that's why it flew up in the air.

[@Eldormain9]

"Time for bed. Now everyone look to the left!" Looking forward to the antics as you ramp up to cows and maybe horses?

[@shawnm7246]

Whats hilarious is how they havent figured out how to use baskets and coolers for meat and eggs. Like, hold it in your hand and pick shit up until the basket is full. Also they need to build a silo and water tower so they can automatically fill and feed.

[@AndrewGilbert-iz1zz]

Love this series! That truck has stupid light physics lol

[@awesomeaartvark]

That chicken must've gone straight into space with how long it took for it to fall back down, hahaha

[@dc619]

RIP to Trott Laugh

[@jamesrichards9567]

One of my favourite series of all time! Keep them coming!

[@HermanTheHalfGerman]

Nice to watch some honest men do some honest work.

[@al145]

Ross just driving full speed into the back of the pickup truck

[@supernathan94]

Boys back at it again with best series. Can't wait to see where you go with this!

[@Mattym9287]

At 9:41 Smith crashed so hard it started an ad.

[@MrAltissimo]

I don’t know if you can make them but the pre-made houses have areas to cure sausages and cheeses.

[@RabidBlackwatch]

Smith sending that chicken to the moon

[@BanthaBoi]

Keep it up boiks, still loving this series!

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

Once again you guys are killing it kings

[@Shiroar]

Perfect soundtrack for all that killing :)

[@pandaatthebar6398]

You Boiks are Ass Crushing this playthrough! Love it.

[@MaccyLing]

Just an FYI there is a ‘Hunter’ on the map and maybe they sell all types of meat ??

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Smiffy bought a bloody Ute!

[@Koeliebalie]

BRING BACK THE LAUGH NOW CHRIS TROTT BRING BACK THE LAUGH YOU HAVE INSPIRED THOUSANDS PLEASE DONT GIVE UP

[@emmasoda9265]

We don't have pig milk because pigs are a lot less chill about it than cows and are too hard to milk, apparently.

[@CrosswaIk]

The stunner does nothing other than keep the other pigs from running away. Once you have 50 pigs in a little area you'll wish you just used your guns because it scares them away from the shot (which is super useful to keep them from running to the gate every single time you open it) the stunner is worthless. Stop letting Smith buy things, he's a 'Real Housewife' and he'll waste it all on fancy garbage and chickens

[@Kalrosh]

Check out the Beef and Dairy Network podcast. No better source for information on a warm, gritty glass of Pig Milk

[@FPSNecromancerBob]

/BEEF

[@GretchenDawntreader]

yeah that looks like a hurricane.

[@michaelsaul269]

Boys! If you do the hunter quests you get a rifle

[@DjDolHaus86]

Pig milk isn't really consumed by humans for a few reasons. First of all it doesn't taste great, it's sort of like a fattier, more pungent goats milk, the milk also won't solidify and so can't be turned into cheese. Secondly pigs are hard to milk because they've got a lot of nips (less milk per nip), are lower to the ground and generally not keen on being milked (hard work), have a shorter milking window and are far less productive than other animals in terms of feed/product ratio. Finally there is the practical problem that unlike cows pigs can't become pregnant while they are lactating so a milk pig would not be productive all year round, there would be a huge break between conception and milk.

[@tesky1680]

Can't wait for the squeal of sausages

[@nikeeweston]

They called it baby piglets it’s like saying baby kittens…god bless these 3 children. This series is turning dark. Sausage maker now eh. Poor piggies

[@finnikey]

baby kittens is a pretty normal thing to say, really

[@jonsen2k]

So sad to hear that Trott's new laugh is gone :(

[@thehulaoperator8356]

to be fair, it can also be used for crying. so may options for the sound

[@yodaman109]

best series from the best boiis

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 1 minute ands 27 seconds. The average time currently is: 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[@MrAltissimo]

I’d really wanna see a full series with Sips once the crops come out.

[@MrAltissimo]

I need MORE!

[@notsanni]

chicken, arise

[@niknaktom]

Ranch Lords!!!

[@TheOnlyOrk]

this game is a weird time

[@FOX11GUY]

Is it canon that the pigs here because the pepperoni in Trott's pizzas?

[@finnikey]

huh?

[@joramvandenberg1880]

Nice!!!

[@theeutecticpoint]

fun times

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Why don’t they use the stall?

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOO!

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Pig milk, as interesting as it sounds, is actually not good for human consumption. Not to mention, the taste of it is gamy. Even the attempt of making cheese didn’t go so well.

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Always hardcore

[@Kuffen_infinity]

Have you guys tried to mince the other kinds of meat? dosent it add value to the chicken meat?

[@Kuffen_infinity]

oh, i was abit quick on the draw, been thinking about that for a few episodes now and it bugged me at the start when they just sold what they had without thinkin, whould have been so funny if it was possiable to process and they just dident bother checking xD

[@MH-hu5pi]

What

[@threegayfish]

Smith calling the bed of a truck the “loading bay at the back” is peak European