Saw to Door Salesmen in Ranch Simulator!

[@tess8557]

Ross’ will to kill, Smith’s iron hand of industry and Trott’s commitment to blasting Dubstep and EDM constantly have all made this series absolutely great.

[@Entariiljc]

All of this and then the fact that Ross’ character looks like an office worker on lunch just popped over to the ranch to help out. I’ve laughed so hard every episode of this haha

[@HelloImYuno]

It's been said but I've still got to say it again, best series I've watched in years hats off.

[@veskupa]

There are clear characters in this series. One is a raving lunatic with massive speakers on a golf caddy, the second has a itchy trigger finger with no regrets and the third, the mind of the trio, is made of wood, processed planks.

[@TechnoGhosty]

this series has gotta be one of my favourites theyve done in a while

[@theenglishbassist]

Ross's SAVE ME! got me good

[@bwood6337]

It was *so* damn perfectly done.

[@anomalousresult]

Save me from the nothing I've become

[@FPSNecromancerBob]

I love the mental image of someone selling a load of cut wood, walking out the door of the shop and then the sound of 3 table saws roars up and they return a few minutes later with more cut planks

[@professorcoms2481]

Ross sprinting towards getting the bear after shooting it and Smith gunning him down instantly was incredible. Also Ross trying to shoot Trott and it doing absolutely nothing was a great reaction

[@Leptons_]

21:46 That very aggressive vibrating sound went perfectly with Ross' log hologram vibrating 👌

[@Barbearian_]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! 🤣

[@PierceArner]

I feel like there needs to be a horror series with a bulletproof Chris Trott relentlessly pursuing his victims in a golf cart, where the tension is building up constantly as they keep waiting for the drop of the EDM blasting from it as he gets closer and closer.

[@CassianGray]

That is a fucking amazing mental image! lmao

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

While _breathing heavily!_

[@RadRyan]

Best series you boys have done in a while.

[@catbeefs7703]

i dont think theres a single person on this world that could possibly play this in a more entertaining way than you guys its perfect

[@CassianGray]

12:17 I don't know what's more scary, being run down by something with blinding lights or by something that radiates the sickest beats known to ranchers. Both together is simply excellent! XD

[@EddThe19th]

This series just gets me nonstop full body laughing having a great time. Which is great as I haven't watched anything consistently able to do that on KZbin for a long time. Don't get me wrong I've enjoyed the stuff I've watched for the last few years. But none of it had my sides hurting like this series. I kind of thought maybe it was just me being older and more of a grumpy charity. That meant I didn't get the same great laughs out of youtube gaming content as I used to years ago. This series though has brought that all back, like happy nostalgia but from a new thing. Very cool.

[@MHPersonal]

I'm with you 100% - i've been binging this series today and have been proper laughing several times. It's classic Hat Films :)

[@ryandesilva3146]

Rosses breakdown at 20:14 rly sent me

[@CassianGray]

The whole bit with the bear and Ross yell-singing (starts at 18:55) got me laughing so hard I gave myself a headache! Please keep giving us more of this fantastic series! I seriously cannot get enough of it Edit: my contribution to the discussion at the end is "The Body Shop of Christ"

[@Western_Gopnik]

3:32 , when the music started playing. Perfect Comedic Timing 👌👌

[@thehulaoperator8356]

to quote Smith: planks for doing this (also they have once again forgotten about the poor chickens haven't they)

[@charliebear154]

I haven’t watch hat films in a few years and I was worried they’d be different but the level of banter has not changed since the old days. I love their friendship & chemistry ❤️

[@captainlemonn]

This series has made me laugh out loud so many times already, but Ross shouting 'SAVE ME' was the funniest thing yet XD

[@Gallaelwyd]

The humour in this series has me dying, it is the perfect game for the three of you holy shit Fyi my favourite track of the day starts at around 22:00

[@dave3772]

Fair play boiks this, Booty and the vlogs have all hit the right spots recently, some of my favourite stuff on KZbin at the moment. Nice to see you all enjoying what you're making!

[@Whosdavesalba]

"50,000 trees use to live here, now it's a ghost town" @13:29

[@aidanrandall8951]

Love this serious so much! Thank you

[@alexbrown7176]

It’s seriesly good 👍

[@jack1701e]

20:15 that was perfect!

[@jordy0208]

I was crying when Ross started singing Evanescence

[@AJTrain]

Ross brings the chaos to this playthrough

[@awesomeaartvark]

Of course the non-existent glass on the golf cart is bullet-proof, why wouldn't it be in this game? XD Also Trott just blasting the loudest most chaotic music everywhere he goes gets me every single time, hahaha

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

19:20 I need a quick way to replay this golden moment

[@lin90210]

hahahahaha Ross' Evanescence Bring Me To Life cover was so funny hahahaha

[@raventeague7745]

This whole series is a blessing to life as I know it

[@kymberleeeyy-]

i love how much fun they're having playing this, it's so nice to watch

[@TheRhinoDino]

My favourite series you've done in a while, it's so chaotic and beautiful

[@dankirt15]

0:18 Ross bjørnby MLG plays here 🤣

[@carolinekim405]

20:13 got me good lmaooo

[@MrAltissimo]

Not sure if y’all have tried it but I believe that you can stuff meat in the coolers. Makes mass transit of meat easier.

[@DidYouIronTheCat]

i can't get enough of this series, its so dumb but its so good

[@BanthaBoi]

This series is just hat films in their purest form. Match made in heaven

[@toasty4000000]

Holy shit 19:20 almost made me choke

[@mrPrunes12]

Every episode of this makes me howl with laughter! The thumbnails have been great too

[@GoldnThunder]

Where can I find the friking radio soundtrack for this game

[@bluedolphin4295]

crying laughing alongside ross at the bulletproof windscreen bit, very good series boiks

[@jonathanmoermans3388]

They really left the previous episode on a fencehanger

[@conman90125]

Really loving this series lads, keep it up

[@mat6732]

one of my favourite series in a while, and I can tell the boys feel the same

[@ivaeradon4570]

I love this fucking series- you guys and this game is simply magic.

[@Shiroar]

Aah that sweet ranch life of getting your car off a fence.

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

This series is amazing, loving every new episode, doing the Hands work lads!!

[@Maedelrosen]

22:00 unholy customs (lack of holes from bullerproofness)

[@StDomzoly]

I love this series its so funny never fails to make me laugh

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

this and booty are my absolute favourite things to watch atm!

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

This game is perfect and this series even better

[@moondusk8385]

Ranch the musical- its all about the loggin and fuck nature

[@joramvandenberg1880]

Nice Music!!!

[@magicalell13]

this ep had me crying with laughter, crackin stuff boiks

[@Flashjackmak]

This game kinda feels like a blend of Trailer Park Boys and Letterkenny in terms of vibes which I love.

[@ry_mcfly01]

It’s a great day for hay, what’s it too ya?

[@Flashjackmak]

@@ry_mcfly01 "Rips!" "Reps!" "Revelations!"

[@LordVoltrex]

Loving it lads. Keep it up.

[@jamesrichards9567]

Honestly brilliant content! Seems you're all enjoying this also!

[@Sherlock_Violin]

Bach is the perfect accompaniment for the boys ranchy shenanigans...

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 6 minutes and 34 seconds. The average time currently is: 4 minutes and 13 seconds.

[@MH-hu5pi]

The insane music

[@skyhybrid]

Some of the music in this game has "Witch Hunt" vibes.

[@BruisedR]

Been watching the boiccs since 2012. This series is fuckin hilarious! Takes me back to Hat Pack and Hat Corp! Moar!!!

[@TheAwes0meo]

Technically none of us are time travelers because time is a social construct.

[@Notpoop906]

tbh "Gypsy" is how a lot of travellers identify themselves so I don't think its an inherently derogatory term. Also a lot of the clans have pretty strict honour based rules when it comes to fighting and they won't carry or use knives. That lad Ross talked about on the hay bails would probably have gotten a right hiding from his elders if they knew he was threatening people with a knife. It doesn't apply to all of them but a large majority do take pride in their culture and history of bare knuckle fighting. If you end up in a fight with one of those traditional travellers it's probably the safest you'll ever be in a fight. It's highly unlikely that you'll get jumped by multiple people or have the shit kicked out of you if you get knocked down as they just don't roll that way for the most part. I got in a few fights in college with travellers and one time one of them literally said "no kicking" as we started fighting lol.

[@calemaceanruig8010]

Nan's milk aged blue cheese? Yes please

[@Isanion]

Hey algorithm, this is great! Show more people!

[@BurningFyre]

What dark secrets were in the bottom right of Smiths screen that were not allowed to see?

[@SierraManiac]

I love the thumbnail

[@HibbityDooOnYou]

This music is hard AF

[@PresumablyTunes]

Holy Driver, surely

[@munchymcmouthington298]

fucking stack of meat and wood on that golf buggy! hahahaha!

[@Srfingfreak]

How is this game so good? I don't even want them to fix the lighting any more.

[@pritchardjt01]

Holy Rolling Empire

[@grubbitt]

Logging simulator

[@edwardkrupa1414]

SAVE MEEEEEEE

[@divamon5602]

WOOOO!

[@shanadir]

Isn't BestBurger like a McDonalds? What're they supposed to do with meat?

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Make burgers or milkshakes?

[@Peron1-MC]

i like my women like i like my cheese... mature and stinky XD

[@Blahsheep]

I can't wake up! hahaha

[@benives254]

BELLY BELLY BELLY!

[@VendyVendy]

Priest Monkeys

[@claudialomeli4048]

So friendly fire is allowed in this game, good to know.

[@Peron1-MC]

catholic converter XD

[@394sophia]

to my knowledge, actually g****** is now considered a slur, as it has historically derogatory meaning and is in fact not what they called themselves but a term imposed onto them (in german in its fremdbezeichnung i am sorry i dont know how to translate that properly) -- just as info, might want to refrain from using that word in the future

[@spiffyhat8631]

You can always rely on Hat Films to make a dogshite game like this actually entertaining to watch lol

[@sourpatchkid523]

Please buy a cooler and go hunting 🥲

[@Unagodd]

A lot of Rroma people do consider g*psy to be an ethnic slur these days, particularly when it gets coupled with stereotypes (thieving, lying, swindling, etc).

[@TotallyNotBrad123]

I'll stop using it when they stop thieving, lying, and swindling then.

[@Unagodd]

@@TotallyNotBrad123 Got any hot takes on jews, black people, women, or gay folks you want to share, since you're already at it?

[@mat6732]

mm yeah trott was right

[@Lunch_Meat]

ahh, runnin through the woods late at night with a table saw in my hands. brings back memories of my youth on the ranch.