Could a dog use a toilet? (Ranch Simulator)

[@Topazzzzzz]

ross failing to kill the chickens from point blank range is comedy gold

[@phluid61]

I wonder what he thinks a bolt gun is. This isn't 40k.

[@hannesandersson6541]

It's amazing how strong a stomach I've developed by watching hat films while eating

[@maxhornby6592]

I was having this exact same thought as I was eating lunch hearing a lot of talk about dog shit

[@MNewton]

The way Smith said "All they can do is bang and become more and more vapid." just really got me!

[@TechnoGhosty]

Each episode ross was itching towards the bolt gun till he was finally left alone with it today, in which he carries it around with him excitedly, and gets to kill the chickens with it, what amazing development

[@raventeague7745]

I adore this goddamn series idk what it is about this game but it has so much inherent boikery to it

[@DanteBanehallow]

"People have made a lot of promises" - Ross Genius comedic timing

[@EdenLippmann]

I feel for Ross about those poo bags; I'll be leaving the house with my dog an seven bags and I'll think, "Is that enough?" Bear in mind, I have a Jack Russell; I'm pretty sure if she did seven poos on a walk she would die, but I always grab more bags.

[@sirBrouwer]

i just have a roll of poo bags in a little pouch on the leas of the dog.

[@CriticoolHit]

Trott. That flickering is indicative of a bad cable OR cable connection. Take everything out. Clean it up. (oxidation on the contacts is what will be getting you here). If "Fuck that I don't have time" is next on your mind just get a new cable and plug it in and unplug it a few times to cycle the contacts and hopefully clean them 'enough'. It is very likely not overdrive or any other software related issue.

[@lin90210]

Loving this series of Ranch Simulator boiks

[@BlackIronHero]

Ross just running around the pen trying to bolt gun the chickens and going for body shots, just blowing holes in the chickens as they run around the pen. A horrible image but hilarious to set it play out.

[@Srfingfreak]

I worked 15 hours today doing high precision manufacturing and assembly and this is the highlight of my day.

[@Teacosy_]

14:46 "The Turdis" 🤣

[@SimonClark]

Imagine using a 40k boltgun I doubt the chickens would tank so many hits

[@wopperchop]

I'm loving this series, I hope the game keeps you guys entertained enough for you to keep making these, stay awesome

[@CodingWithRobots]

Really dated the episode 😂😂 glad you boiks have a good back log!

[@oftheBlazingNinjas]

Looking at their backdrops dates this series and the 7 Days videos, since they moved back into Yogtowers over a month ago.

[@BunzJackson]

Yeah, I watched the stream when they recorded this, and it was so long ago I figured I'd rewatch this lol

[@sirBrouwer]

@@oftheBlazingNinjas also the fact that in-between that video (must have been before the July update.) two updates have been brought out of the main game. one in July and one in September.

[@__Albin__]

Every time they struggle with or mention the chickens attacking if they take fertilized eggs I wonder to myself if they'll ever figure out how the game allows for that to be circumvented. The moment I saw them build those large coops I though: "How neat!" Now that won't be an issue." But apparently none of them realized, and didn't build the fences with it in mind, and hence have never used it.

[@shanecarey9554]

Part of that may be that they have trouble using the Ovoscope effectively because they can't tell a visual difference between fertilized and unfertilized eggs. So instead they rely on the chickens attacking them to know when an egg is fertilized or good to sell.

[@__Albin__]

@@shanecarey9554 Possibly , indeed. And that is another case of me wondering if they'll ever figure that one out. I know for a fact that one of them at one point had the description on screen, but it was seemingly not read, or was forgotten.

[@The_Pickle34]

This series just yes yes yes. Cheers lads

[@BeartatoTime]

Every day I wake up and check youtube to see if the hat crew finally slaughtered one of them juicy hogs.

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something questionable: 8 seconds. The average time currently is: 42 seconds.

[@KarstenOkk]

weird how little we see of the pairing dynamics. ross+smith is great, it really seems like smith anticipates something from ross and ross keeps delivering.

[@sirBrouwer]

they all have been doing this since 2009. The thing that from day one was clear is that the dynamic between the lads is what makes HAT Films work.

[@corpralcobra420]

This series is great, an actually robust game.

[@jabberwoke1]

Ross never saw No Country For Old Men apparently. Shame really. Great documentary.

[@Notpoop906]

they referenced it earlier in the series while talking about the bolt gun

[@Relyx]

When I walk my JRT with my mom and her husky, my dog always tries to sniff at where my mom's dog is actively pissing. I've always gotta tell him to cut out his R Kelly shenanigans!

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

watching smiffy get blasted was great

[@beth_mars]

Very much enjoying this series 😁

[@LaWraWaN]

Love the content! Keep it up :)

[@sonofhades57]

Guys, I don't think Ross knows how a bolt gun works.

[@miwright21]

Just as a PSA: no, you don't need lube if you've been circumcised.

[@CriticoolHit]

Wanting to get circumcised as an adult is straight up a sign of mental illness/distress.

[@Notpoop906]

I remember someone I went to school with had to get a circumcision later in life and we found the idea of him being totally covered by a sheet aside form a cutout to poke his penis through hilarious 😂I'm not sure why we even assumed they would need to cover the rest of his body but ever since then it's all I think of whenever a circumcision is mentioned lmfao. Just a big blue sheet on an operating table with a wiener poking through it😂

[@HermanTheHalfGerman]

Anyone got a link for the space image the boiks were talking about

[@alukaii_]

Made the classic mistake of eating while watching a video…again

[@calemaceanruig8010]

19:10 Ross country for old men.

[@corty567]

its quicker to drive on the road haha🙃🤸🚗

[@TokkiYamaguchi]

Amazing throwback convos

[@fiofofionomoto]

Polite request for the seagull video please!

[@Dgoldone]

I'm only here for the BANGERS oh and the tree of trees

[@MH-hu5pi]

The tree of trees has been cut a loooong time ago

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOOO!

[@f15htechtips]

Woo

[@Leatho22]

yayyyy 🥳

[@Cheesepuff8]

I feel like the best thing to do with dog poop if u can is flick it somewhere people won’t step for it to biodegrade

[@vgaportauthority9932]

For someone who has been on both sides, foreskins aren't worth the smegma.

[@MH-hu5pi]

Explain

[@Lunch_Meat]

So glad I'm getting caught up on these. Like, I want to support your guys algorithm and all that, but I don't always have the time to just watch your videos every update. Also, if I did, I may develop some form of antisocial disorder involved joking about poop and weenies and things of that nature.