How To Instantly Ruin Your 15 Minutes of Fame

[@ahnafkhan9004]

She needa talk tuah lawyer

[@cheesenibbla8339]

perish

[@Josie.770]

That's so goddam funny

[@MJD_Ishimura]

You could've made this joke Sumito, you could've made this joke

[@Beanzops]

😹😹😹

[@electriczombie2573]

Hehehehehe

[@alexball3915]

Not to fuel any parasocial shenanigans but congrats on losing weight and happy belated birthday man

[@godofnewts5750]

We’re one step closer to SwoleitoMedia

[@Neuvalence]

im new here but thats a massive W, keep it up @SumitoMedia !!

[@xyanide1986]

That's just being nice

[@Bagokittens]

Pump and dump? Well she'd be an expert.

[@bobheyotue9850]

If you think so but if you notice no man has claimed that they had their Hawk’d Tuah.

[@Screlz]

Probably cus she's just a bucket

[@metthewsobol]

Nahh, good country girl wouldn't waste seed

[@Screlz]

She's a bucket

[@Screlz]

@@Bagokittens lol

[@andreww479]

I dont know whats funnier, posting the picture of Drew Gooden the basketball player or changing it to the picture of Danny Gonzalez

[@skiplogicgg]

calling her dumb and immediately transitioning into tripping over your words was comedy a+

[@misterscottintheway]

This was funny and informative. You earned yourself a sub. Your commentary seems to walk a pretty fine line between "edgy" and "Reasonable" and I appreciate that. Take care.

[@n3k0lai]

watching sumito explain the stupidest online news is my comfort content tbh

[@DasBrotkuchen]

people who lose their live savings on meme coins are allowed to vote lol

[@dx-ek4vr]

Nobody ever went Broke underestimating the Intelligence of the American people - H. L. Mencken

[@Tsanito]

I think those are troll post.

[@SimonNZ6969]

@@Tsanito I do hope so.

[@SamiP398]

Anyone who put their money in to that crypto should have all their bank account privileges transferred to their parent or handler.

[@georgefrankly]

Hey man I really sympathized with celebrity crypto scam rugpull victims after the first 2 or 3 times it happened. After circa the 1000th or 5000th celebrity crypto scam rugpull I stopped feeling anything for them

[@BCam-m4w]

Theyre all kids anyway but im with ya

[@zachorians1069]

She’s probably walking away with millions after this though. Mission accomplished

[@TheRealArtDoctor]

It's still so stupid that some girl says hawk tuah and that equals an influencer career, random merch that has no value, a crappy podcast about nothing and ends with a huge scam.

[@JC_WT]

peak 2024 internet right there

[@Eggly69]

Everyone who bought this, and knew about the 1000s of other times irrelevant creators have done this exact rugpull, and STILL DID IT, well, I have no sympathy. A fool and his money is easily parted. She hawked tuah close to the sun Icarus.

[@Simo-yi8tn]

rockin that pikachu look bro

[@MrTreeleaves]

Perfect title.

[@tiyenin]

7:42 "exemplified"

[@DevinWasTakenWasTaken]

The biggest tragedy of this whole situation is Haliey not naming it Spitcoin

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

There's still time. They'll release that one next and call it the redemption arc, but of course this will just be another chance to pull the rug out from under more rubes.

[@it_is_i_deo]

From anyone else i would be upset, but Hawk Tuah doing a crypto rugpull is fucking hilarious.

[@LanceThumping]

I want to see her release in a video in 5 years, weighing 500 lbs and sitting on a beach in a non-extraditory country talking about always being 5 steps ahead.

[@sonarchy5158]

4:46 When you mentioned Drew Gooden, you accidently put a picture of Danny Gonzales

[@archdornan3694]

drew gonzales is my favorite youtuber

[@VikingKong.]

Maybe he did it on purpose to make you comment? Classic rugpull

[@pbplayerjim]

Many such cases

[@amberhernandez]

For any "Good/zales truthers" (AKA people one syringe short of enlightenment) out there who'll claim that image is Drew, that's just the Mandala effect in action.

[@AnotherAustin-z7b]

​@@amberhernandez I'm one syringe past enlightened

[@Critirus]

This whole time and I haven't seen any videos of her actually hawk tuah'n. That's what I been waiting for.

[@AnotherAustin-z7b]

This was the obvious direction of her career I'm sure she's had plenty of offers

[@afriendyouhadonce]

counting the seconds until LegalEagle is on TalkTuah

[@TheStevenlhargrove]

Becoming viral is like how being a roman consul used to be, you got a year to cement yourself in history forever (usually by doing some crazy ish, or be forever forgotten.

[@theghostfacekza4549]

Its wild the internet tried to be a bit charitable and nice to this girl after her shit 5 minutes of fame. We made a mistake internet, time to double back

[@archdornan3694]

lmao these crypto scammers almost always get doxxed. she’s in for a rough time

[@JC_WT]

@@archdornan3694 I mean, we've recently seen what some people are willing to go to when someone who thinks they're above everyone else screws other people over. She should rightly be shitting bricks.

[@razorbackjack7880]

the sad thing is with the way things are going she will end up a cabinet member.

[@notKevinFeige]

*cackles*

[@Beanzops]

😹😂☝️

[@LegoDork]

This channel, SumitoMedia, is definitely in my top 10 favorite KZbin channels.

[@snotnosedpunk7995]

12:45 Sumito knows who Slavoj Zizek is? Very based.

[@Bitter-Wounds]

"I am a huge fan of hawk tuah" Co-worker SCAMMED

[@MrGregory777]

I think hawk tuah girl has more than 15 minutes of fame because Ellen is gone. Ellen brought balance to the meme fame

[@collincaperton6718]

Fr

[@snailsaredumb9412]

"We GOTTA get *Ellen* back!"

[@RealMoukeycat]

Sumit should do a deep dive into how the Sumitomedia channel went from Meme Tier videos to Internet news Network.

[@KimboKG14]

watching this at 240p because work uses up all my bandwidth. backup friday sure is the best workday. waiting for licensed winrar before waiting for upload.

[@tiyenin]

7:34 "exemplified"

[@hashbrown777]

It's another case where I naturally go for "obviated" before remembering it has nothing to do with the word "obvious" :(

[@mycroft174]

of all the different spellings of hawk tuah girls name, haliey is the most absurd and grammar breaking spelling ive ever seen

[@joshuahill9793]

I remember someone saying "cant wait for that crypto scam in a few months" god damnn that person is a prophet.

[@notKevinFeige]

She had the 3rd most viewed podcast at some point, big shot on the foot

[@VikingKong.]

This proves to me that millions of people are stupid as fuck.

[@youngkhronic2243]

I’m glad that IH lets his Indian assistant out of the cell sometimes. Pretty wholesome in my eyes

[@Goozero1]

Who TF puts their life savings into a meme coin?

[@LanceThumping]

15:15, Nah. Feel free to make a random person on the internet famous and rich, but make sure that person is me.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Happy belated birthday my guy

[@Raiinbowrave]

Hardcore hyena here. Been here since you had 3k

[@forgingluck]

Damn bro, you're looking fit. Gtz!

[@anarchyripper2251]

She is always 2 Hawks ahead

[@asimpleanimal]

Someone rugpulled a memecoin?? I'm shocked!

[@Ackbaaz]

You buy meme coins you earn your spot under a bridge.

[@HiSodiumContent]

Parasocial relationships and draining your bank account to buy crypto, name a more iconic duo.

[@dakotastwits]

I don't watch your stuff really, but whenever I see a title like this I know it's you without looking.

[@dj3buck]

@15:08 absolute fire, gotta put that on a t-shirt or something

[@24kanthony]

I thought the funniest part was when you made the video about the hawk girl being disingenuous, and then finish it off by trying to sell me a canister of Kool-Aid mixed with caffeine powder. It's called a supplement, but what am I supposed to be supplementing, having to buy a whole case of Red Bull?

[@zeusalternative1270]

You might think the people who bought deserved but if I get though a street were people are robbed and I'm robbed is not my fault is the robber's. Some people don't even know the street, scams always target the people who know the least.

[@rickybungalow8839]

if you buy 30k of hawk tuah thats your bad

[@cyarain]

6:39 wild

[@121q2w3e4r]

Like mac demarco once said, "hawk tuah💔hawk tuah💔"

[@catladydimitrescu]

2:07 excellent transition to sponsorship. Now to go drink enough caffeine to take down a small horse.

[@InfamousGardens]

Straight Tuah jail

[@Urduhkhan]

Damn, there's at least 6 hawk meme coins

[@CatBountry]

I laughed out loud at Zizek on Hawk Tuah.

[@drnickydicky]

SumitoMedia at 6am? ludicrous. sign me up.

[@georgefrankly]

sumito is for the workers

[@dx-ek4vr]

Hear me out: SumitoMedia at 3AM (Scary)

[@uberwarlocker]

A fool and his money. 🥳

[@GOOODA20TH]

What did the industry plant even talk about on her podcast?

[@gorillauppercut6482]

Looking good Sumito

[@dollar7741]

I need my SumiTuah coin asap!

[@notKevinFeige]

Anyone who puts money on those things (memecoins) deserve to lose their money

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

^

[@Butt_Muffin]

Reject coins, unless they're physically made out a valuable metal.

[@metaphics]

Sumito Coin when?

[@Hegataro]

I imagine what happened with this is that whoever runs that crypto company contacted her or her handlers with prospects of easy money and it just unraveled from there I imagine that that's actually what happened in most of these "influencer memecoin rugpulls"

[@staberas]

Sumitocoin - rug pull dat thing

[@psy-chopps]

"come to a head" ....well thats how this all started in the first place....

[@vindurverndari]

What’s the key to?

[@georgefrankly]

ALL MY HAWKS GONE

[@pehzspeedruns]

Im all out of funny, just here to boost engagement

[@SnipyShino]

Sumitocoin when?

[@JR-me7yk]

Hyena rugpull coin when? 🤑

[@durandus676]

My favorite Indian KZbinr on that HawkTuah

[@annoafrika8657]

Sumituah

[@kaybolol]

Does Sumito hold Apu or S&P6900?

[@ilnumeroperfetto696]

sumit looking good*

[@mossena]

Shoutout Ordinary Things!

[@raimywinter2309]

Back the trailer you Tuah.

[@joeruss1834]

Not my joke, but it not being called SpitCoin was a missed opportunity.

[@malcolmthoen1136]

Idk i kinda respect her hustle. If you gave her money that's kinda on you

[@azkrouzreimertz9784]

I respect criminals and scammers as well dude, nice to know im not alone.

[@tekna_]

classy title bro hahah

[@joshuaburnett7643]

On the one hand this is obviously super scummy, but on the other hand anyone buying any kind of shit meme coin for any reason other than to be a part of the inevitable rug pull deserves to lose their money for being a moron

[@kiatsu]

Hawked a shitcoin and now she'll need to talk Tuah judge

[@dysfunc121]

I don't think I have thought about mat pat since probably dreams face reveal

[@FlanMan419]

Morning gang

[@BARBLEFT]

remember NFTs?

[@_damballah]

a rube and his money are easily parted

[@brucejuice349]

Sumito first thing on a Friday?

[@TheDragonProject]

Sumito. l am a huge fan of meme reviews but you took my life savings. I purchased your gamersupps that you were so excited about with my life savings and children's college education fund as well. You didn't mention that you had no true intention of spitting on my thang. If would have known that information I would have not purchased gamersupps. Please help me or who can I contact for refund? If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

[@chellie146]

Hawk tuah polls and vote

[@Doomroar]

You can't call it a scam if she keep her word, after weeks and weeks of talking about it, she finally went and spit on that thing It just so happen that the thing she spit on was the life savings of her fans

[@JulesR963]

I haven't seen any of her videos I'm not panning to

[@dollar7741]

15% TRANSACTION FEE???????

[@elixir478]

I dont feel bad for anyone who put money into this

[@ericdoe2318]

Did you get a a haircut?

[@cojac6SMG]

Exemplified…was the word you were looking for…

[@collincaperton6718]

I hate this woman but you absolutely have to respect the grindset and hustle. She turned what shouldve bwen 15 minutes of fame into hundreds of thousands (at the very least)

[@AnotherAustin-z7b]

Nah she probably got scammed too

[@kilgoreplumbus1360]

I was such a fan and now my pet dog can't eat dog food because they won't accept hawk tuah bucks at the pet food store and they're worthless anyway. Good for her for getting the bread I guess, the people holding the bag are stupider than she is.

[@Xian221]

I like fish:)

[@santiago-n2b3y]

im tired of memes, i want to go back to normal

[@amandaszymczak388]

I dont understand crypto at all, it's like monopoly money

[@GhostlyWhiteGuy]

What do you mean when you say “I’m a big fan of hawk tuah”, like how can you be a fan of words?

[@yaboigabe7254]

I might say close to 17 minutes even