He Ate A Giant Gummy Bear. What Happens Next Is Disgusting (w/ Carl Tart) | Sad Boyz

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00:00:00 Cow Boyz
00:02:21 WGA / AMPTP Tentative Deal
00:09:38 Influencers
00:15:19 Kwebbelkop AI is Dead... Or Is He?
00:25:31 Audience Crossover, Context In Being Recognized
00:34:11 Publishing, Then Moving On
00:36:37 CW: Vomit | Food-Eating Content
00:44:23 Sports Media
00:54:01 Getting Into Comedy
00:56:44 AI Seinfeld
00:59:29 Family Guy
01:06:38 Improv
01:08:05 Pretentious TV Viewership
01:12:14 Sad Boyz Nightz

[@Golden1064]

I really appreciate how the channel labels the sections of the videos. Sometimes I just need the 10 minute AI section to finish out an assignment, and sometimes I need the whole pod to get my chores done. Thank you editor of Sad Boyz.

[@amusiclover7340]

Same I be makin my food or tidying

[@Zerophoenix1]

its the little things in life sometimes :)

[@justin4530]

agreed, thanks. h3 podcast also does this it’s awesome

[@chupawup4517]

Ten minutes before I leave for work is the main subject, the rest is for coming home and having something easy in the background

[@victoriamarie2929]

I use the labels whenever I have to stop the podcast midway and need to pick it back up. It also helps me guage some of the topics in case they go into things that I'm not ready to listen to as I work through my anxiety.

[@ToastedBread14]

Jordan's voice is literally butter. He is our ASMR king with a great side ass

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

I loved when he became a 90° angle lmao

[@s.petrikov]

thank you (I have decided that I'm jordan)

[@ToastedBread14]

@@s.petrikov you wish XD

[@screwyourhandle]

The way he sits on chairs is like modern art. He also has the best mustache I've ever seen, and I hate mustaches. Put this man in a museum.

[@rabbirt]

@@screwyourhandle YES

[@crtfcd]

Something about Carl not knowing every single thing going on online makes him very likeable, it feels nice having someone other than myself watching saying "wait, who's that?" when a new name comes up.

[@IAmNotAWoodenDuck]

I'm Dutch and grew up very close to Amsterdam and there's definitely a culture of "that didn't/doesn't happen here." It's definitely not everyone, but it's enough people that it's a problem. I'm disabled and any time I try to warn people about the ableism I'm facing I get very aggressively told "that doesn't happen here. No one acts like that. Maybe in America, but not here." And then I'm told in some way that we're the most tolerant country in the world. Even if I have evidence or I'm talking to people who were there it's: "That's just their opinion" or "it was just a joke" or "they were just interested in a debate" and it's implied that I'm in the wrong for not having calm debates about my right to autonomy or even life. It makes me "ongezellig." To be clear, most people don't do this to me. But most people don't stop the ones that do.

[@cceloful]

I think this is the case in a lot of Nordic countries too, I'm from Finland and that sounds really familiar. "It's not serious" and "that doesn't happen here" when it comes to sexism or racism. I hate it.

[@IAmNotAWoodenDuck]

@@cceloful Yeah, it's like people are so proud of the fact that other countries tend to speak favourably about how progressive they are that they do not want to hear anyone say anything differently. I was taught in school that we were the most tolerant country in the world and that everyone said so. Lately I've been hearing more and more people from other countries talk about how shallow that "tolerance" really is and I agree completely. It's tolerance, it was never acceptance. We are becoming less and less progressive and extremist political parties are starting to have a chokehold on our country while people still shrug and say "well, they're really not that bad, you're being dramatic." It's endlessly frustrating.

[@sazonada]

Im sorry you experience that. I hope you keep those parties in check. Any time I hear that the Netherlands isnt racist I think if that weird black Christmas character.

[@cruztastrophe]

Emetophobia safe synopsis: during the CW portion they talk about LA Beast doing big candy food challenges from many years ago when the rules of youtube were very different. He gets visibly sick on camera and the Sad Boyz and Carl Tart freak out about how crazy it is. Carl Tart is/was a fan of LA Beast's content and the Sad Boyz verbalize that they can't show that and this section will need a content warning for (obvious reasons) Skippable, not needed to enjoy the rest of the pod

[@SharkUsingaComputer]

thank u my king

[@icarus7526]

ur awesome thank u🫶🫶🫶

[@Shwimmer623]

ILY

[@ronnie9306]

Aww thank u for this 😭💕

[@sydneysenpai]

thanks so much for this, you have no idea

[@demetriam2408]

The AI saying "every second of this video has been AI" like we can tell babe

[@cammie3578]

Thank you so much for the warning during the gummy bear thing and also beeping the word after. I have a huge fear of being sick and anything like that will ruin my day. So again thank you.

[@iamjustkiwi]

These sad boys always are looking out for their audience, I respect the hell out of that.

[@reallifellawliet8551]

i agree!! seeing/hearing sickness makes me so anxious and just grossed and i highly appreciate the warning and them censoring the video (even if it was for demonetization reasons)

[@s.petrikov]

you're welcome

[@lordoftheplants5103]

Same

[@chiacobos3357]

0:53 Nervous cowboy is the perfect halloween costume thank you Jordan my search is complete XD

[@GuntWastelander]

“Nah man that’s Tom Brady, Peyton Manning would NEVER kiss his kids” LMAO ☠️

[@Orionhart]

Big ups to Jordan for being a huge fan of Swiss Army Man. Love that movie. Seen it 10 times and wrote an essay in film school. My brother worked on Everything Everywhere as an A24 rep and he had nothing but good things to say about Daniels.

[@spongechief1548]

After watching this episode for 5 seconds, this is by far the best one

[@Catwitch53]

like you know when you're busting laughing five seconds in its gonna be a good one

[@crtfcd]

I'm 19 seconds in and I agree

[@icarus7526]

i'm 30 minutes in and i've never seen carl in anything before and i agree

[@user-hj5qz3ry1f]

Definitely favorite one.

[@commonlune]

Sad Boyz really out here getting every Off Book guest on the pod. Carl Tart is a legend!

[@By_Ash_Away]

Exactly my thoughts lol

[@KittyThaliaX23]

Jordan can do a little howdy, as a treat

[@caorlimoes]

I love the Ai tiktoks just because here in Brazil all of them are just fake stories about shitting yourself in multiple ways . I was genuinely shocked when I learned there were so much racist ai profiles out there or people who are trying to do it seriously

[@isalewis722]

i have a lot of questions

[@AverageJoe09]

Carl describing all the giant food made me smile. And then proceed to die laughing over a mukbang video. Pure joy. I love this podcast it’s one of the only ones I can actually pay attention to. I’m so excited every time I see a notification for a new episode. Commented at 45:09.

[@EvilCoffeeInc]

You can really tell the Kwebbelkop voice is fake because he recorded it in a room with terrible acoustics, and of course the machine learning model doesn't know anything about human voices so it treats the room noise and resonance as just part of his voice. It's the same reason most AI voices sound breathy and resonant.

[@luketaylor7262]

Yoooo love the Game Changer/Make Some Noise/Sam Reich shoutout! I'm a big Dropout fan in general but it's weird to hear Carl got that reaction from folks because on the show the vibe was like "holy shit we got Carl Tart on here." Also I know it's getting pretty popular but Dropout still doesn't seem like the kind of thing anyone has heard of, idk. Anyway this was another great ep!

[@heyyitsjude]

Carl’s “That’s a catapil-AI-r” joke literally sent me into orbit. Referring to AI exclusively this way moving forward.

[@yostinator81]

Really glad to see Carl on here I’ve seen him some before and he’s always seemed really funny and genuine. This is a good episode

[@AAA_NNN_DDD]

the swiss army man love is exactly what i needed today, that movie is fantastic, the soundtrack, the plot, daniel radcliff, its all amazing

[@fiveloops291]

Carl Tart is such a delight, this ep was a joy to watch

[@Einrande]

Wow it's wild that Anastasia is THE Anastasia from early Handbook lore (maybe even Reality Show Show?). This truly is a comedy bang bang sad boyz crossover.

[@aprilg4116]

Ive listened to CBB for a decade and seeing carl makes me so happy

[@TheOnlySMAWJ]

oh hell yes Carl is amazing, memphis kansas breeze is one of my favourite bands

[@aprilg4116]

TOOT BEEP HONK BEEP

[@noaag]

thou hath inspired a youtube search that doth yielded fortunate comedic outcomes, my gratitude lieth with ye

[@AntagoNist-qn4ey]

They're no longer Tweets, now they're X-crements

[@SmartSmears]

Was wondering where i recently heard his voice and then realised Carl Tart voices Kayshon in Star Trek Lower Decks

[@Cassian0.0]

12:28 Jarvis had to fight off his inner millennial on that one he almost let the “derpy” slip😭

[@badger6882]

Fighting demons here

[@rosecity_chris]

I started eating a bunch of the sour patch trident gum not realizing it was sugar free and i had bubble guts for a week not realizing the replacement causes it.

[@beththebubbly69]

oh THE carl tart!! I didnt recognize his name until seeing his face how cool!!

[@ckind2098]

The "we didn't own slaves" argument is especially eyeroll-worthy considering the history of Dutch colonialism lol

[@justbeingmar2690]

i didn’t know Carl before this pod episode, but i’m less than 5 minutes in and i think he’s great!!! super excited

[@ugh5183]

he is the shit.

[@By_Ash_Away]

LOVE Carl Tart! He’s a great improviser too, has some super funny moments on Off Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast. Pleasantly surprised to see him here!

[@JayOfSpade]

Carl Tart is an MVP on Comedy Bang Bang, his Memphis Kansas Breeze bit with Drew Tarver is one of my favorite podcast moments of all time

[@cornbeefboy7767]

23:59 “that’s a caterpill-AI-r” Absolutely golden

[@shrekislifeshrekislove8849]

terrible day but sad boyz always makes it better, so excited to watch this one

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

No dear god, a reboot of The Office is the last thing anyone needs

[@SleepySigh]

My ex got me a cameo video from LA beast for my birthday one year and it's one of the most ludicrous and hilarious gifts anyone has ever gotten me. 3 minutes straight of him giving a presentation on the shit he was doing at my age, telling me this is gonna be a great year for me, and encouraging me to follow my dreams.

[@Cavemanner]

Bruh, love LA Beast getting a shout-out on here! Dude is an OG who has had some hits, but he seems relatively slept on in the general YT zeitgeist. Sure, his content is mostly grossout or extreme challenege stuff, but he's such a wholesome dude and he genuinely appreciates his community. Plus he's done a ton of charity work that never seems to get mentioned. That cactus eating video will forever be one of my favorite youtube vids of all time 😂

[@Honnii]

anyone who has seen ai can tell that its ai in kwebbelkop's ""actually i tricked you"" moment

[@ahaanderson2019]

On Welcome to Night Vale a change in voice actors was explained by saying that the character had his vocal chords replaced to avoid "throat spiders."

[@Lucifersfursona]

It turns out what I needed to start my day was comedy legend Carl Tart describing a haribo sugar free gummy bears experience This is a delight why does he know these things LA Beast eats enough candy to birth, marinate, and vomit up a demon

[@kirbybie]

good to hear about the strike getting somewhere. they deserve to be paid.

[@deadpoolnerd]

I like to think Alfred is annoyed with all Batman rouges for that reason. Like he hates whenever Clayface is up to something. Not because he's worried for Bruce fighting a monster. But because he knows the suit will get all muddy and gunky with grime. Or Killer Croc, because the suit will reek of the sewer. Poison Ivy because Alfred has highly sensitive allergies, and the suit is riddled with pollon and other things from the plants of hers.

[@TheDJBostock]

I am impressed with how on point the guest is with his shout outs at the end. This guy knows how to promote!

[@LoveisStoredInTheLain]

Why is Jordan not in some of the thumbnails? Every time you have a guest star, the subject of the video and Jarvis’s face in the thumbnail I think he’s gotten replaced lmao I’m like WHERE DID HE GOOO

[@spotlightvideos0022]

Hope to see Jarvis and Jordon at Carl's Truck's next birthday party. They can have their first birthday cake made of gas

[@talkgoodenglish7500]

For anyone looking, Carl was actually in season 2 of Make some noise, not game changer

[@insertnamehere6227]

Kwebbelkop has always made bottom of the barrel low effort slop so him switching to literal algorithmically generated content isn't a surprise. Also he's been doing stuff like this for a while he had another channel called blue something or other making ai vtuber content.

[@baileymarks4581]

I’ve never heard someone online talk about swiss army man- i feel so seen

[@breannam611]

On the Comments thing - I completely understand. I get anxious over comments (and over Texts) so munch I have to remind myself that most people aren't looking at my comments but in person I am good enough at hiding my anxious energy I have way less problems talking with someone. I tend to use youtube comments more to push against my own limits of anxiety, I end up writing and re-writing comments only to delete a comment most of the time.

[@Idk_Yara98]

So I’m Dutch, like Kwebbelkop (Jordy). Knowing our culture, its the standard and expectation to be highly educated. We are especially great in health and tech. So many universities here are super horny for creating researches abt these topics, like AI. It wouldn’t surprise me if Kwebbelkops ‘AI project’ is actually also a collaboration with a university here

[@kpfettstyle9188]

It took Jordan calling him "Chief" for me to realize who he was in Comedy Bang Bang!

[@rabbit6546]

Him having a podcast about recapping gossip girl has made me instantly want to listen to that it sounds incredible

[@cloudedfilms]

we’re so back

[@user-hj5qz3ry1f]

Hands down favorite episode! Love the authentic deep laughter.

[@devinco1]

Watching Carl on Grand Crew made me appreciate his delivery so much. Pumped to listen to the rest of the episode.

[@drmsd14]

OMG! I just watched the LA Beast video out of curiosity. I am in tears!!!! Chaos. Complete chaos. Great episode, per usual!

[@Motions.in.Lemonaid]

Their reaction to the video was so infectious I’m crying laughing

[@jessicafolland2727]

So funny to hear Carl mention that he got lots of comments about being on game changer, because that's exactly where I recognised him from 😭. It's a dropout/sadboyz crossover! 😯 (2.0 because they already had bdg on)

[@tyler1234321]

So dope to see you guys hanging with such a legend!

[@JafroZi]

Im so so happy to hear anyone else talk about LA Beast he's been a classic to me for so many years now. A KZbin Legend.

[@Sunbather620]

Love seeing the gears turn in Jarvis' head figuring out if/how he can make a Jarvis Johnson Gold video out of LA Beast (I'd also recommend shoenice for similar absurd food content)

[@notyourboi4076]

No misses yet boys, this podcast is a bright spot for me these days

[@salami.ciabatta]

i really appreciated the emetophobia warning, thank you editing crew

[@amandabedker5747]

Love the LA beast!! I got my fiance a cameo from him a few years back and he seems like the chillest dude

[@treydles]

great guest in carl. fantastic vibe pairing imo.

[@kirbyteeth]

yesss i was just listening to carls offbook episodes the other day! ^-^

[@jollygreenwhxre]

jordan referring to King of the Hill as “midwest” suburbia hurt me more than it should as someone who has a half midwestern, half texan family

[@TheAmityElf]

That was a STRONG howdy. (I'm finally catching up on Sad Boyz. I can't believe I fell so behind, lol.)

[@sidequestcellars1056]

Carl is the best!! And the fact he is a clippers fan is just a big bonus!

[@CorpsesofCupids]

omg i love his character on grand crew!!

[@lllULTIMATEMASTERlll]

The sugar free gummy bears episode is a certified KZbin classic.

[@daratronic]

Lets freaking go!

[@melleblanc9537]

they should call tweets kisses like xoxo

[@raysay1818]

39:40 as i understand it cola is supposed to be like a sweet candy lime flavour. Most of its flavouring is citrus or citrus simulating. without the colouring they use to make it the classic brown, coke looks like pale greenish water. Im sure there is more to it than just that.

[@hellomynameisrodney]

I always wondered if Aura or other privacy-led companies are actually owners of data mining operations on the side. Like they'll tell you that x,y,z have your information and then use whatever they find on you from the ones they helped you get removed from, feeding to their data mining operation that they're not telling you about and sell this data on the side. Double dip, ya know? They know that they're taking that data from x,y,z, and therefore since these companies don't have it, and they do, they can sell it as a rarer commodity. Corporations are hard to trust, ya know? lol Why give them the benefit of the doubt? It's like "no, you're paranoid" and I'm like "look at how unethical companies tend to be so that they can make a sh!t-ton of money? companies will literally steal money from people and only have to pay a pittance of a fine later, a fraction of what they made by stealing."

[@hebedite4865]

That Mantai Teo stuff actually happened in 2012/2013, and he was the one who catfished someone else. I remember because I went to high school with his younger brother and he had to skip school for a month or so because reporters were constantly outside his family's house harassing them.

[@peach_total]

37:27 LA Beast is a classic, his Crystal Pepsi and raw garlic vids are so funny

[@macularius]

the funniest thing about the Love Is Blind Pokemon guy is that apparently he's not even very good at the thing he was bragging about 😭

[@rabbit6546]

I didn’t know there was a new love is blind season until I saw Pokémon league ppl clowning him on Twitter LOL my man is like rank 700k at the highest on leaderboards apparently

[@macularius]

@@rabbit6546 same, like how am I ranked higher than him in randbats

[@Alybee5]

It’s crazy to see people rip on urban Meyer. I’m from central Ohio and people basically treat him as god over there.

[@andrewh6581]

I guess I gotta be that guy- Jordan keeps saying midwest when talking about King of the Hill and that show is Texas which not at all midwest

[@hurvos]

Carl Tart: #1 Doughboys liveshow guest!

[@sethwithaj8903]

Video 13 of asking for Scott Cramer on the pod

[@fynntasticmovienight]

what funny is that when the kwebbelkop AI says its own name (kwebbelkop) it says it so weirddd, not in dutch lol

[@AmyAberrant]

Not the blackface country saying they don’t have racism ??

[@honeysweet4804]

the original ai design guy looked like rex from victorious

[@frankensteinlives]

Great job everyone!

[@Evangel666]

Holy shit I love Carl, this was a crossover I never expected

[@iamjustkiwi]

Kwebbelkop owning himself so hard by being replaceable by AI. I wasnt familiar with him until a few days ago but i can see it; there is nothing unique or entertaining about the guy, hes just pewdiepie2 and TBH anyone over the age of 13 won't find any appeal to his inane, shallow "content". I guess what it really goes to show is just how prevalent kids are on youtube which is supposedly 13+ only, and that our kids DESPERATELY deserve better creators.

[@pickleshits]

Wow Staz has such a powerful presence in this episode. She should get a raise

[@rino2451]

disorienting to be here in the first hourish

[@ToastedBread14]

yes feels illegal doesn't it

[@keira_f]

Hello???? Where is everyone

[@hellodarling6251]

Bling confidence, eh. Or, trusting the process ~

[@Queenlex17]

Sad boys + Carl is two worlds colliding. I

[@nemurihimeeex]

Jordan really doesn’t want to show any sideass this episode

[@corydotjpg]

Good to know LA Beast is still kickin thats some old school youtube

[@livchamps9573]

always love an LA Beast namedrop. man deserves more

[@morgantremble]

Omg my worlds are colliding

[@Skelluii]

Did Jarvis mean marques brownlee is coming on the podcast not was on it? I don't see any vids with him in it

[@mleepocat]

He was on a much older episode that’s either lost media or audio only I can’t remember which

[@Skelluii]

​@@mleepocatthank you!

[@nataliella97]

16:05 it's really messed up how you tricked this poor guy into thinking he was having a stroke