TikTok Has A Horny Chef Problem | Sad Boyz

[@blakelay]

That's not what we meant when we tagged things as "food porn" on tumblr! We meant actual food that looked so good it was sinful! Not dudes violating food!

[@KingLoof]

food porn 😏

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

They did not understand the assignment 😭

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

The Bored Ape event used UV lights, not neon. They used UV in place of black lights for a glowing effect. If you had a pet lizard, you would specifically give them a UV light to bask in. Because _THAT IS MOSTLY THE KIND OF WAVELENGTH SUNLIGHT IS WHEN IT GETS TO EARTH._ The attendees were slowly blinded by having simulation sun flashed in their eyes the whole night. You'd think that would make only lights as bright as the sun really be the harmful issue, but you'd be wrong. It was a low-level light, physically triggering pupils to dilate to low light conditions, but also having direct sun stand-in quietly buzzing around from every angle. (This gets corrected, but I cannot stress enough how stupid this decision was.)

[@jam227]

They were also specifically sterilisation grade, as in 'kill bacteria for science labs and hospitals' grade

[@L_ratiomoment]

oh?? my god???? that’s so stupid of them??

[@TurbopropPuppy]

it's okay, it's not like they need their eyes, their lives are absent of any art or beauty to appreciate

[@Halokon]

It’s literally the same as sunlight, uv-c, the most harmful version, except when the sun emits it, the atmosphere blocks most of it, not so with a uvc lamp. Extended exposure (depending on strength, distance etc., that could be anywhere from hours to minutes) can cloud your cornea because it basically sunburns your eyes, and can cause cataracts turning them white (and, y’know, blinding you) which is going to require surgery to fix, and can also contribute to skin cancer. Usually they’re used for disinfecting things in industry and hospitals, but no humans are exposed to it because it’s dangerous, but covid quackery led to a surge in sales to normal people, convinced that some uv c exposure would help prevent them getting sick, which, to an extent, sure, but not if you already inhaled the virus, and at a pretty significant cost. So a bunch more commercially available uvc lamps, not enough education on the matter, and they do function as a black light (and look cool) leads to a bunch of people getting injured. Good thing they have so much money stored in NFTs for settlements…wait, the NFT market did what? But how could that be!? Those computer generated monkey pics AREN’T the future of currency!? Oh noooo….

[@LizzieBelina]

They made a whole room a tanning bed and didn't question it until AFTER people started having issues. I stg the people who make the most money in capitalism are the dumbest. No one tells them no. EVER. It reminds me of when I had a review from my boss to stop telling the sales team no when we can't do something. I refused. The entitlement sometimes I cannot believe.

[@SamanthaWritesThings]

Between horny donut guy and Black White, I’m realizing how much easier it feels to experience highly uncomfortable videos if Jarvis and Jordan are there to make me laugh about it.

[@mothboy420]

exactly how i feel about jubilee videos too

[@tylerwhite1322]

I can't hear "I'm All the Way Up" without picturing them reacting to that guy's Twitter video; they just make the internet so much more delightful.

[@Donovarkhallum]

Uhm it's donut dadd put some respect on it.

[@hoodedman6579]

And Black White still felt like one of the hardest things to watch any part of... God I hate that show, and especially Bruno.

[@Donovarkhallum]

@@hoodedman6579 then why the fuck did you watch it

[@sydneykochan2388]

jarvis singing “some of them want to jiggle your chocolate” to the tune of sweet dreams is perhaps the funniest thing i’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing

[@komomokoko]

Horny TikTok chefs don't exactly seem like they are trying to appease their audience. They seem like they just really, *really* like the food.

[@lillianjazed]

What if they do?

[@mirandawhittaker8481]

Two things can be true.

[@Joe90h]

Hey, do what you love. And this guy loves to do food.

[@py2178]

It made me very sad hearing "generation alpha" for the first time because I think the obvious choice was "baby doomers" as an homage to the generation that screwed them over.

[@reaganjaegan]

Generation Alpha are not the children of Boomers, they're way too old to have kids in the youngest generation

[@py2178]

Hi @reaganjaegan, if you kindly read my comment again you'll see I never said any such thing to what you are arguing against. You see I too know how time works but I appreciate you for making it super clear for anyone else reading that might not know that there is 74 years between 1950 and 2024. Keep up the good work!

[@OccupyForeverBand]

@@py2178 s-tier clap back lol. But seriously, baby doomer is gold (it's premium) and I'll be using it from now on.

[@2amazing101]

I'm not even a minute into the video (0:43), but I just need to share: I live in the midwest, not quite "lasso country", but I looked out my apartment window one day to see A WOMAN LASSOING HER BOYFRIEND and chasing him around the lawn. Strangest thing I've seen out my window in a long time, and I laughed for quite a while at the sheer absurdity of it lmao

[@annapruitt5546]

LMAOO that is so funny I have follow up questions Were they fighting? Like was she pissed chasing him and wrangling him back inside? Or were they playing around? like she was just practicing her lassoing skills??

[@ezzb]

Thank u for asking all the right questions lol

[@fie1917]

WHAT HAHAHAHA I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST TOO WHAT STATE ARE YOU FROM

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

@@annapruitt5546 I have a feeling that there is another option that is less innocent 😭

[@annapruitt5546]

@@berhonkusbardledoo lmaoo i didn’t even consider that option… that honestly is the most likely scenario 😂

[@ozmarichardson6524]

Ty for wearing trans flag socks. Happy trans awareness week!

[@nicholaslaux]

My wife is a (regular) pastry chef, and seeing some of these videos is very weird, because it's both obvious that he's choosing the super horny shots, but also several of the things that look egregious (like the chocolate jiggle or some of the dough "fingering") are legitimately just the best (or only) ways to bake some things, so hearing it described without that context is hilarious

[@JennRighter]

Also, there's so much out there for the straight guy's and no one makes fun of it, can we let the ladies that are into this hot baking guy just enjoy it without judgment? He isn't hurting anyone but that dough lol.

[@lucilleballs2291]

@@JennRighter Good point!

[@lichakrabarti2710]

I don’t know why but the fact the horny chef is also choosing to bake to a high technical standard makes it infinitely funnier to me, like man really could’ve just been a stereotypically attractive guy who did good recipes and probably would still have higher engagement but instead chose this 😂

[@yourpalfred]

"(regular)" 💀💀💀💀

[@N33k5]

That "slow" version of Sweet Dreams is the Marilyn Manson cover... Gives an extra layer of uncomfy to the horny tiktok food bro

[@lllULTIMATEMASTERlll]

In defense of “um”: I like it because I can see that the person is actually present and thinking in real time.

[@ek0dev]

Yeah but it gets annoying when someone says "um" 100 times in an hour (Literally)

[@nancyok]

The lights they used were the kind that are used to kill bacteria, not regular black lights

[@imblue9839]

yeah and their cancer risk is so much higher now

[@princessmanitari4993]

​@@imblue9839they should atleast get their money back lord

[@skullptures6192]

​@@princessmanitari4993i wouldn't be shocked if they paid in crypto ngl

[@suplerb]

The lights at the bored ape yacht club convention weren't normal fluorescent lights, they were specifically "UV-C" lights that emit a very hazardous spectrum of UV light. (They also look very cool)

[@abbyzoetewey538]

Had to do a lab laser training to use a manufacturing lab at my university and they specifically warn against health problems from different spectrums of light including UVC. Ridiculous and dangerous to use these there in the way they did.

[@DisgustedJarvis]

Jarvis and Jordan aggressively complimenting and jokingly insulting their friends is my type of energy.

[@Ísisイシス]

I got diagnosed with ADHD last year as a 25y old woman, and suddenly everything in my life made sense. So i relate with jarvis on tying a lot of things to adhd. When you have a severe diagnose like mine, literally your whole life and personality gets affected by it, your way of thinking, everything, people dont realize how life changing ADHD can be, its not just some "silly tiktok trend" or whatever boomers call it

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

I got diagnosed this summer when I was 35. Got dayum. I’ve been morning lil MayMay. Poor kid. This all came about bc of three concussions when I was a band director during the 18-19 school year. Silver lining I guess? My symptoms because relentless. I cried a lot the first half of this year. Crazy to think a lot of my depths of depression and anxiety were just me suffering through this ADHD. And damn all the scientists back in the 90’s studying the boys. We were completely overlooked. Ack. My life has been a lie. I left teaching March of 2022. Now in school for IT. Woooooo So yes, entire life is in uproar and it’s like all I think about. And I was dwelling on it for the months prior to the diagnosis when I kept finding all this research, accommodations and techniques that actually worked for me. I’m thinking, damn, do I have ADHD? Big yes. Good luck to you on your journey, and in your life. We’re in a tough spot these days, so I hope you’re doing ok.

[@Ísisイシス]

@@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC yes omg dont even get me started on how we literally go trough a mourning period when we get diagnosed, its like our whole life turns upside down without nothing really changing for people around us

[@lolalane69420]

yes omg. i was undiagnosed throughout high school and ended up having to repeat my final year 3 times because it came to a point where i just couldn't manage it but didn't have the tools to express why. my parents and teachers insisted i was just lazy because my grades were fine but i wasn't showing up to class enough or doing my homework. my diagnosis really recontextualised the whole experience and i wish i could get back all those preventable tears i cried

[@shynye]

I relate to this so much, my therapist suggested getting diagnosed with ADHD and the more I really looked into it and connected the dots of why I think and feel the way I do, it was world changing for me..... everything suddenly made sense. 😅

[@mariya_tortilla]

same here, its just im 31 years old and got an autism and ADHD diagnoses much to my "surprise"

[@shadowhawk225]

Something I find kinda funny about saying it's less than 1% is no matter what the number is, it's bad. If they had 50K people there, even 1% is 500 people. That's a lot of people to blind even temporarily. But if they claim oh, it was like 10 people. Okay, so you only had 1000 people at your party? And you want to say NFTs aren't dead? Sure Jan.

[@glamrockmike]

The whole nudity thing in school, especially highschool, for changing clothes for sports/band and stuff made it so hard lol. Not just like body image issues and literally just not wanting that, but also being known for being not straight and stuff made it so other kids would get literally mad at me for going near bathrooms before games for marching band (for example) in case someone was changing

[@Lee-wf4kr]

39:48 it's really rough being a not out trans person in this situation too because you can be in genuine danger in a situation like taking a shower that should be a relaxing, safe environment. That's why I'm glad my friends and I are getting an apartment together next year lol

[@BaddeGrasse]

🩵🩷

[@certifiedmental1]

I love how they can make a video about horny chefs and then slowly escalate into emotional disorders.

[@edwarddeadward2825]

it’s a talent

[@eminempreg]

Jordan talking about lassoing and cowboys like they don't exist anymore is so goofy to me. Someone fly this man out to the midwest and get him to a rodeO STAT!

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

In the last couple years, there was a news story about a cow getting loose on the road here (in the city! state capital even!) and a legit guy on a horse lassoed it down.

[@Artifying]

I think the biggest thing about the horny chef content is that it triggers a visceral fear I have that any number of bodily fluids will end up in my food if I don’t watch it being prepared. This is how you get hand foot and mouth disease guys.

[@Fleshdeficiency]

STD food. 💀

[@JennRighter]

Hopefully you don't eat at restaurants or eat fast food and only cook at home and wash everything thoroughly.

[@thethe4665]

Hand foot mouth is a virus not a bacterial. My fingernails fell off from it. My kids got it from school and I’m severely OCD so it wasn’t dirtiness

[@thethe4665]

Hundreds of times more likely you’d get hepatitis from the chef but definitely not HFM

[@haikuhamster]

I’m loving the dual stache action. Absolutely wild vibes in this pod.

[@blood-soup]

SUCH spectacular vibes all throughout!!!

[@cheaptadpole]

the thirst trap cooking videos, to me, are the natural progression from tiktok/instagram chefs who slap and throw their food around to seem edgy and if anything it makes the food seem less appealing also i wonder how these guys must be looking their friends and family members in the eyes and being like "no i don't do porn (something that's normal to do), i actually do something significantly weirder" but get your bank i suppose

[@JennRighter]

Look...I am not into this even though I'm a straight woman. But look at the comments on these videos. The straight ladies love it. Do you think it's weird when hot girls pretend to work out in weird non work out poses on these same platforms? The pretend work out ladies that are just there because guys are into watching them. Nothing wrong with the fake work out squat ladies and nothing wrong with the fake baking hot guys. If you're a straight man, you probably don't get it. But if you look at the comment sections of these sexy baking guys, you will see the straight ladies are really into it. Just like the straight guys are into the fake workouts from the hot ladies doing squats. It's crazy to me that men still don't get that women like sexy stuff too. I'm not on social media other than KZbin anymore, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. Everyone is recommended women in yoga clothes. But somehow the idea that women like a traditionally attractive guy doing these things is so shocking and weird to you? Lol, gtfo. Women like hot dudes. Women like sex and sexy things.

[@ona512]

Jesus never considered if licking frosting off of a pumpkin spice donut is sinful or not.

[@med111cen]

love when i get to feel feelings and things with the boyz

[@iamnothedwig]

Time for feelings and other things, too, also, as well.

[@med111cen]

dont forget bi-sitting! :~) @@iamnothedwig

[@ikilledeminem3520]

you and me both guy

[@humbled_bones]

the idea that people could be fondling my food like this sends actual shivers down my spine.

[@tedddybear]

When I was in college the showering situation in my first dorm was horrible. The stalls weren’t locking so I avoid taking showers unless it was like 2am when I knew no one would be in the bathroom. I was constantly terrified and it got bad enough that they thankfully allowed me to switch to an all women’s dorm with individual bathrooms which was fantastic.

[@natrosenquist]

How am I just now noticing, half way through this video, that Jarvis has a mustache now?! It looks so good on him I guess I just assumed it's always been there

[@mantrad0r]

? he had a mustache for a long time now

[@jenk1092]

​@@mantrad0rHe usually has mustache and beard, this is just mustache

[@ethanprovencal3846]

Jarvis' mustache looking REAL strong in this one

[@diahjedi]

The uh... 'makes daddy sweeter' bit, probably refers to how pineapple has the effect of making certain... secretions that a dad might produce, sweeter than average.

[@melinoiameowww]

hey, i turned 16 on November 5th. I've been watching Jarvis since i was 12, and i think that watching your content has really shaped me as a person. i remember when i first saw a video with Jordan too, that 123 go video was the first one i saw. i laughed so hard, and today i was trying to open a can with fake nails, and years later i still think of how the hirls were trying to explain how to do it and Jarvis and Jordan were seemingly shocked that that was an actual problem, then cracked a joke about it immediately after. all that's to say, that jarvis and jordan, if you're reading this, thank you so much for the way you've shaped me as a person. i know the parasocial relationship and all that, but i mean it in the most genuine way possible without any of that other weird stuff. thank you, from the bottom of my heart

[@princessmanitari4993]

If you're worried about the parasocial stuff; i personally see sad boyz as entertainment, like a talk show i put on! So maybe that helps with the mindset and distance. (:

[@timenotime]

jordan's giggles are the best lol

[@ABLE1]

Isn’t asking someone to “giggle your chocolate “ an HR complaint 😂

[@arwinwoods]

cant wait to eat my chinese food and be sad with the sad boyz

[@rebeccahicks2392]

too bad

[@haikuhamster]

F

[@KS-vf3ru]

An extra Layer of sadness 😢

[@Artifying]

Praying for you bro

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

noooooo

[@squidbird_]

i hate those horny chefs cause they are such good pastry chefs 😭😭 like i love baking so im dishusted by him but at the same time i really appreciate the skill

[@emm_uhh]

I had sinus surgery where they fixed my deviated septum and removed some polyps 2 years ago. Don't worry, Jarvis, I wasn't completely normal for maybe 6 months. The gross chunks do go away after 2 or 3 months, and then your nose is just a little runny. Beat decision to get it IMO.

[@HardcoreHunterCadima006]

I love Jarvis' Trans socks

[@c4tl4dy76]

I'm so glad Jarvis calls out ADD traits. It's starting to fill in a lot of blanks for me about my childhood (in the late 70s/early 80s). Never diagnosed, because there just wasn't the awareness then that there is now. But it answers so many questions about things I've struggled. Keep up the awesomeness, Gents!

[@Thedemonswish]

word is the at the apefest they were using medical grade uv lights, which are way more expensive and never bought for anything beside medical purposes. You know like the light at the dentist they use thats got tinfoil around it--like those. The tinfoil is to keep the light from going everywhere and you gotta where stuff over your eyes. If true, the level of incompetence was off the charts. unfathomable.

[@Artifying]

Completely wild. I work with UV LEDs daily and I make a point not to shine it anywhere near anyone’s eyes. I accidentally shined it in my eye today and everything had a weird yellow hue for about 15 minutes after. Not surprised people are going blind.

[@yourlocalbritishmusician]

i don't know why but jordan singing "sweet dreams" at 1:02:09 SENDS ME EVERYTIME

[@eyemaysin]

who up saddening they boyz rn?

[@kateprice7417]

50:42 to be fair, he was showing the gluten development in the dough. The way it stretches until transperent before breaking is a good sign that the dough has been kneaded enough. A few of these things are real baking techniques Also that giant thing of butter is a pretty standard size for baking, looks like a pound

[@ItsLoMacke]

I don’t understand why the views aren’t getting to 500k in the first few hours. One of the only podcasts I can listen to beginning to end without getting bored

[@abbywolffe4114]

The Bored Ape event going so disastrously wrong and hurting a bunch of people reminds me of that episode of The Fall of the House of Usher where (spoilers) Prospero hooks the sprinklers in the building of his orgy nightclub to what he assumes are tanks of water on the roof, but it's actually acid, so when he turns on the sprinklers the acid rain melts everyone's skin off. And that's a fake rich dude in a horror TV show.

[@maryellenparmenter9303]

On the topic of texting language that induces panic, i have to always remember when my mom replies with "K" she's not mad, she's just a boomer lol

[@BaddeGrasse]

My Nan sending a 👍 when i text her i love her 😂

[@aniyilator]

@@BaddeGrasse That's actually so funny

[@finchfry]

My husband, as a child, wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons because his parents had heard it had bad content for kids. However, he was allowed to watch Futurama because his parents hadn't heard about it and assumed that not hearing about it meant that it was a show for kids.

[@peteartieda58]

I love the contrast of reaction to the cringey cooking thrist raps. Jarvis gimaces and powers through while Jordan laughs loudly and looks away

[@Yuumiiiiiiiii]

Jarvis turning into Kurtis when he angry-compliment people is so funny XD

[@Yuumiiiiiiiii]

23:50 for the curious XD You cannot tell me ints not Kurtis suddenly possessing him XD

[@sierra7450]

being from the southern california the worst thing ever is when i become self aware if how often i say "like" as a filler word

[@Lee-wf4kr]

0:34 I go to college in Wyoming and when it was still warm out, people would literally stand out on the lawn and practice using lassos 💀

[@FoxLover03311]

I really like that y’all take advantage of the sections thing on KZbin. It makes it a lot easier to remember where I was last/skip around if I wanna skip a topic 🐝👍

[@StarryMysts]

38:58 dude the locker rooms are insane.. when i started secondary school we were all thrown into a changing room n people started changing which was terrifying to me because i was also expected to do that. in front of STRANGERS at SCHOOL. i had a panic attack and did not change lol. i was then allowed to use a separate changing room on my own which definitely helped

[@StarryMysts]

super strange stuff

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

did you have a changing set up in primary / elementary school? I expected it in secondary because we also did it in primary. But the primary system was fked because there were only 7 girls in my class, so we got changed in a teachers store cupboard... that had a big long window. Meanwhile the boys changed in the classroom itself. There was always one guy who tried to watch us get undressed through that window.

[@StarryMysts]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat oh yeah . in primary we did have changing rooms next to the gym hall, but sometimes theyd have us get changed in the classroom and mini library room that most rooms in the school had. very odd

[@pigeon8877]

when jordan mentioned infinity train i got instant serotonin. but no, alex hirsch did not make it, it was owen dennis. he’s also working on the amongus show like jordan said. infinity train is AMAZING and hearing it mentioned and appreciated makes me soooo happy

[@cornbone]

i have to wait an hour for my medical transportation to get here so im watching this in the hospital waiting room. thanks for making this more bearable (im fine btw, not dying)

[@elderberrypie1499]

37:15 this is kind of a weird thing to say, but as a big fan of jarvis hearing that he went through the same thing i did as a kid was really interesting. the “oof your parent is dead! have some food!” thing is so real lmao. also, all my love and condolences to jordan. this was a great ep! love you boys❤️❤️

[@HardcoreHunterCadima006]

I really look forward to this all week it makes me so happy

[@malialmaooo]

from someone who grew up in a rural town: yes the lasso shit is very real. my school had roping dummies (hay bails with plastic bull heads) in the playground and people brought their lassos to school and practiced roping the dummies

[@valuhgood]

goodluck with the live show guys!! sounds like it’ll be a fun time 🩵

[@Romo9752]

I love how Jordan and the other guy talk with each other and to hear them talk about how they talk is #epic bacon.

[@YoungRebelRoyalty]

I love the ongoing bit of Jordan going way too far with a joke and Jarvis having to say over and over that it's a joke. Lol

[@aurorarose6678]

if i had a nickel for every time jarvis and jordan talked about terrence howard inventing new math, i'd have two nickels. which could be any number of nickels to terrence howard

[@tiffany1705]

I had a visceral reaction to that man tearing a hole in the dough. If the euphemism is that it's a 😺, for the love of god don't make me think of tearing it

[@xoxivory]

30:31 i have insanely bad unmedicated adhd and this just altered my worldview. i almost never think about what i’m saying before i say it, i always kind of let my mouth do whatever and think about what i said afterwards (or not at all) and it hasn’t caused any problems since i was a kid but it’s still insane to hear again that my reality isn’t the norm

[@Sughrinihil]

If you don't mind me asking, why aren't you on meds? Is it a conscious choice or maybe none of the meds you tried worked for you?

[@melokebeni2784]

30:45 I'm so glad I'm hearing other people talk about this because I thought it was all in my head, like I should be able to unlearn it by myself but I can't. I also struggle to explain exactly what I mean to other people because of it.. It's really frustrating

[@m0nst3rgutz]

never thought I’d hear Jarvis and Jordan talk abt skibidi toilet

[@Kingbimmy]

The whole thing about the brain loading when trying to speak and knowing where I want to land, but not knowing how to get there, and/or that stuttering on the way, is too real. I have autism AND adhd, and constantly either speak too fast and end up all over the place, or literally stutter my words and speaking noticeably slower than any person should 💀 It’s hell. As Björk once said “Conversation and language for me is like trying to squeeze ocean through a drinking straw.”

[@cheeriotomato]

This podcast makes me so happy every week, thank you for making it!

[@aLime404]

The New York Times article on this is really funny. They interview an eye doctor, who flippantly said (of photokeratitis) “It’s excruciating pain. Like 10-out-of-10 pain. But no, they won’t go blind from this”

[@alliesadventures3984]

"Beg your pardon" "My apologies" "With all due respect" Are some cowboy terms

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

I have the original color block and it is like my comfort item now. It's just so soft and comfy and detailed. I want the new one so bad i hope i can get it before it goes away 😅

[@yasminnosman]

Owen Dennis created Infinity Train and Alex Hirsch created Gravity Falls, the humor is somewhat similar tho, most likely cuz they’re both part of the flapjack cartoon family tree

[@JaimieMcCaw]

"Smackin some dough" sounds like a euphemism

[@Soon2BGhost]

I love the “horny chef” duets of people being like “watching chef videos until I feel violated” or “until the food is violated” And I feel that is a prime example of every storm cloud has a silver lining

[@mahbluebird]

The merch is so good. Ive had the most positive comments on anything i wear when i wear the original block colour thing. Definitely an amazing merch

[@bentoboi2882]

im having a pretty rough time right now, so seeing sad boyz upload a new pod makes me feel a little better :') edit: i just noticed jarvis's socks look like the trans flag :D

[@bentoboi2882]

@ppop8040 im doing a bit better today, thank you ^_^

[@fiveafterseven]

Cool shirts! I got both that youre wearing in the video and have gotten multiple compliments wearing them already. I love the original colourblock one and i think i love these colours even more!

[@arianahill8167]

The turtle bean bag blanket thing is holding my attention. We must get an episode wearing it.

[@Spacecadetlil]

FREE FREE PALESTINE!!!! love that you guys are drinking Philz Coffee 🥰💓

[@Elena52180]

Floridan and British man say howdy,more at 11

[@marpinteacup6395]

I looked back to the video as Jordan was showing off the shirt and I didn't realize he was kneeling behind the couch. Had a small existential crisis because the scale was seriously wrong

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

On the millennial jokes, my friends absolutely do roast me when I make "millennial ass" jokes or when I share "millennial" memes lmao

[@moontoloon]

Two of the most handsome men on the internet truly

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

this podcast always makes me happy :]

[@camerantherollermain]

...you sure the bored ape convention blindness was caused by the lighting, and not the nft's themselves? have you _seen_ a bored ape? i _want_ to get uv blindness after that. anyways thank you for givin' us something to fill our brains with for entertainment, always makes my day when i listen to the podcast.

[@screameureka7029]

im in class watching this and i have to keep covering my phone so people dont think im laughing at the chef tiktoks 😭

[@ek0dev]

I feel that

[@GuntWastelander]

Let’s go, Jarvis out here having the most rational take about extraterrestrial life.

[@valodate]

i've been a twitch user for forever and been watching people like the yard, qt and maya for as long as sad boyz has existed. to see these worlds combine is so awesome.

[@Eggust]

Love u guys I needed this ep today lol

[@neshaoinspopolk4417]

Love you both Always grateful to cach a pod & remember how kind you've both been to me

[@CatsCatsCatsCatsCats]

man, you guys put a smile on my face. Thanks for the good start to the day :’)

[@adammeyer1441]

Here's the problem with "umm" and "uhhh" they're fine and no one generally cares up until you are on camera calling someone else out for their presence in a video/presentation. Like most people don't care up until they see another calling them out for it

[@maryellenparmenter9303]

My understanding is that they used uv lights NOT neon lights. They used lights that were never meant to be used decoratively

[@maryellenparmenter9303]

Ok y'all got there further into the episode, nevermind 😂

[@aquaruisangel]

i love listening to my favorite adhd podcast

[@__m-a-x__]

Great episode boyz. I gagged when he fingerblasted that poor egg. Cheers!

[@clam6254]

jarvis i speak for all trans people when i say: we love your socks

[@StarryMysts]

nice pfp!!

[@clam6254]

@@StarryMysts thank you! you too!

[@StarryMysts]

@@clam6254 YIPPEE

[@freddyspizzasim]

LOVE THE SOCKS JARVIS !!!!!

[@meatlogcat]

11:59 infinity train was created, produced, written, and directed by owen dennis (he didn’t fill all of those roles all of the time but he was still a really important part of the show) RIP infinity train 😿😿

[@jaynight15]

49:44 Jordan's laugh gives me life

[@squin6959]

Jarvis’s socks make me so happy

[@nimaizal]

"knife is not sexy" oh, i think a subset of people would heavily disagree LOL

[@sleepy_token.1]

love the socks Jarvis!!