He brought his mom on the date….

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Taylor Tomlinson

Taylor Tomlinson

Күн бұрын

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@grahamstrouse1165
@grahamstrouse1165 2 жыл бұрын
Taylor’s audience work is top tier! My favorite is still the one where she talks to the guy who dated his wife’s twin sister for a year before they got together.
@ChyarasKiss
@ChyarasKiss 2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link for that one? 😂
@lucidlunatic.
@lucidlunatic. Жыл бұрын
@@ChyarasKiss kzbin.info/www/bejne/laurnKFrbtCAl6M there you go
@MelodicFox9639
@MelodicFox9639 Жыл бұрын
@@ChyarasKiss kzbin.info/www/bejne/laurnKFrbtCAl6M
@linderella83
@linderella83 Жыл бұрын
@@ChyarasKiss kzbin.info/www/bejne/laurnKFrbtCAl6M
@visibilityacademy
@visibilityacademy Жыл бұрын
Ha! Just saw that one today!
@VanessaTheWriter
@VanessaTheWriter 2 жыл бұрын
Taylor has the best videos 😂 I'm so happy that she uploaded the extended version of this joke
@lorenasalaparm
@lorenasalaparm 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! At first I was like "ohh, a reupload, okay... Wait, there's more? 😆"
@johncox2912
@johncox2912 4 ай бұрын
"I know you're hot but there are still rules." Hahahahaha!!!!
@garyleahy4537
@garyleahy4537 Жыл бұрын
I just came across her channel and after watching several of her videos, I've decided, as far as I'm concerned, she's the most practical, funniest, down to earth comedian I've seen/heard in several years. To be this young and to have this much talent is truly inspirational, but after reading her bio and how she grew up, it's not surprising.
@riverstyx7251
@riverstyx7251 2 жыл бұрын
I think the impromptu family barbecue would make me feel worse. Because at least when they leave immediately you can get on with your day and forget about them. With the bbq, you’re stuck there. Likely for hours. Just having to fend for yourself against grandma, the parents, and the annoying little siblings/cousins while your date ignores you and eats chips from afar.
@M1ntP0ppy
@M1ntP0ppy 2 жыл бұрын
That's oddly specific 🧐
@semi6544
@semi6544 Жыл бұрын
@@M1ntP0ppy -- Nothing worse than feeling stuck in a place or situation you desperately want to leave.
@jeffmann7604
@jeffmann7604 Жыл бұрын
Just discovered your work today, and have started watching everything I can get my hands on you've done. Your delivery is amazing, I've laughed more this morning than I have in a long while and I FUCKING NEEDED THAT. Thank you!
@necienecie4025
@necienecie4025 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy her content!!!! She’s hilarious
@CaptainKneegrowMan
@CaptainKneegrowMan 2 жыл бұрын
I love her crowd work
@serino_a
@serino_a 2 жыл бұрын
I usually don't laugh with this kind of comedy but she's really good lol
@denisecaringer4726
@denisecaringer4726 2 жыл бұрын
What a breath of fresh air she is. Love Taylor Tomlinson.
@andreafleet
@andreafleet Жыл бұрын
I love Taylor she cracks me up
@storagefacility8612
@storagefacility8612 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite comedian ever
@stevenw5255
@stevenw5255 Жыл бұрын
Funniest comic I've seen in a long time, rewatched both Netflix specials twice.
@reaper411b
@reaper411b 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Taylor you're beyond hilarious, so witty and like sly, would love to see you live one day
@josephwilson3531
@josephwilson3531 2 жыл бұрын
Lol nice that was actually very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 loved it. I seriously hope you keep it going an get everything you want as well as make alot more people laugh as you grow into your art.
@henrytuttle
@henrytuttle 2 жыл бұрын
Taylor, when you are working the audience, you are at your best. You seem like you'd be the COOLEST person to hang out with.
@jessicaloree9033
@jessicaloree9033 2 жыл бұрын
You're funny as shit!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@NickMate
@NickMate 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix not naming you was dirty asf. Glad I found your stand up, really refreshing :)
@wangfoo2693
@wangfoo2693 2 жыл бұрын
What does not naming her mean? She has at least 2 specials on netflix I think
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd 2 жыл бұрын
@@wangfoo2693 I think because she was actually named by her parents and not Netflix?
@NickMate
@NickMate 2 жыл бұрын
@@wangfoo2693 said "various artists" when it was 90% clips of Taylor. Bill burr had one clip and his name was headlined.
@Osiris3344
@Osiris3344 2 жыл бұрын
Important to vet your dates people lol
@abbyscorp3704
@abbyscorp3704 2 жыл бұрын
My girl!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🧡💫
@g-a-i-l-
@g-a-i-l- 2 жыл бұрын
And they always say you're the nicest girl Bobby has ever brought around.
@KoryNWF
@KoryNWF 2 жыл бұрын
When are you coming to AZ!? ❤
@cortneylovell990
@cortneylovell990 Жыл бұрын
I had a dream, and you were there. It was wild and you were meanly funny as fuck. Totally thought it was real an I was going to be the next "joke" on your next show. Weed was strong that night.
@ondank
@ondank Жыл бұрын
You can't ask "on a scale from 1-10 how close to the lord are you" because thats gonna get those chrisos SUPER excited only to be dashed and outraged 30 seconds later.
@lixinxin
@lixinxin Жыл бұрын
I hope there's video of the crowd work from Wed, there was someone who said they were trying the League, and Taylor did a survey of what apps we used to meet our partners and the League got the fewest cheers
@digitalization
@digitalization 2 жыл бұрын
"You should have seen his mom coming." HEYOOOOOO
@ecbst6
@ecbst6 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, once upon a time, She didn't actually bring Mom on a date, but catholic, so Mom was ever-present in one form or another.
@silverdoe9477
@silverdoe9477 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard of men going to job interviews with their mother. Or their mother calling them when their precious boy wasn’t employed. 😂
@jcwarner90
@jcwarner90 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I got a call from a 21 year Olds mom after he got rejected from an internship at my company. These are the parents that did their kids science projects
@wagneralcantara9171
@wagneralcantara9171 2 жыл бұрын
This was great
@Steven141
@Steven141 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine bringing any family on a first date or any date. My guess is Mormon? They seem super friendly.
@ultimagamershorts7662
@ultimagamershorts7662 Жыл бұрын
Can you tour and go to Arizona
@bobastu
@bobastu 2 жыл бұрын
My friends name was Methuselah, we were in the Navy together. He may have, at one time, when young, walked closely with the Lord...but not anymore lol!
@cadesmith569
@cadesmith569 2 жыл бұрын
There is an episode of “30 Rock” about hot people breaking the rules
@becca.r07
@becca.r07 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah hot people who have always been hot live in 'the bubble'. Nobody tells them that they're wrong because it would make their pretty faces sad. Personally I think it makes them hard to relate to also
@pumpkin7446
@pumpkin7446 2 жыл бұрын
If she saw his mom coming that would be an entirely different kind of date...
@Aylali
@Aylali Жыл бұрын
I just have to share this with you and fellow fans xD I tried one of these Ai Chat Bots and asked it to write a comedy bit in your style that was about still feeling like a kid as an adult but being thrust into the world of adults. Here is the result: "I'm an adult, but I still feel like the kid I was when I was younger. Just last week, I went to buy a car, and I was so confused by all the options that I ended up getting a tiny toy car instead. I think the hardest part of being an adult is trying to stay calm when the world expects you to have it all together. I guess I'm just a grown-up kid trying to make it in an adult's world, and I'm constantly reminded of it when I have to make adult decisions. The other day I tried to open a bank account and the teller asked if I was 18 and I almost said 'no!'"
@jetrexdesign
@jetrexdesign 4 ай бұрын
"No one sat them down and said, 'I know that you're hot, but there are still rules'" explains away most of the insanity that happens in celebrity culture.
@mascadadelpantion8018
@mascadadelpantion8018 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone and everyone needs to know, you can always get out of a date by just saying all right I got to go somewhere. At the very most you'll have to follow it up with it's a family emergency
@TheDavveponken
@TheDavveponken 2 жыл бұрын
I once had a date where she after a while said she had to go buy socks. I mean, was that the best she could come up with? :P
@75ur15
@75ur15 2 жыл бұрын
Or, just be honest?
@mascadadelpantion8018
@mascadadelpantion8018 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDavveponken yeah that's lame My heart goes out to you. I do feel for you. But there's also a really good chance that that chick was a bi*ch Everybody and everybody goes on a date, trying to give the best impression. therefore, you act as if you actually want to be there and be on the date. this is why if you really do want to just abort and get the heck out of that date! you have to say it's an emergency on why you have to leave
@TheDavveponken
@TheDavveponken 2 жыл бұрын
@@mascadadelpantion8018 Thank you. It wasn't too bad and a long time ago. I just thought it astounding/funny at the time. I called my sister and we laughed about it. And yeah probably; better they let you know early on I guess ;) Very true. I wish there was more mutual respect when dating/or any social interaction for that matter... Have a good night :)
@mascadadelpantion8018
@mascadadelpantion8018 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDavveponken 😘
@eleasebarrow7897
@eleasebarrow7897 8 ай бұрын
In my culture, a family barbeque means you might really have a shot at making it to the altar... or he's someone's chaotic cousin who will waste your time if you let him.
@nishav101822
@nishav101822 2 жыл бұрын
I hope she didn't see his mom coming...😈
@nzs316
@nzs316 Жыл бұрын
Taylor I really love you but, can you update these clips. It’s the same ones over and over for weeks.
@rhiannonh.7463
@rhiannonh.7463 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh I got a bigger one! I met my one ex’s mom the same day the morning after we hooked up the first time 😅
@etienneE
@etienneE Жыл бұрын
I wish she did an European tour....
@terryqueen3233
@terryqueen3233 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious thank you so much for the humor this morning now since I'm not so hot will you marry me?
@rjkessler
@rjkessler 2 жыл бұрын
Are you going to bring your mom to the date? Oh, you want to skip the date, and go right to the honeymoon? My advice: don't bring your mom.
@angelapitts1928
@angelapitts1928 2 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff
@Aelffwynn
@Aelffwynn 2 жыл бұрын
My HS sweetheart brought his entire (Mormon) family on our first date. It was very weird.
@mariolka9153
@mariolka9153 2 жыл бұрын
My date brought his best friend for a date so during the evening I told him I’m a lesbian and he left 😂 leaving me with his friend 😂
@lxe9418
@lxe9418 2 жыл бұрын
😂 ❤
@laurabenevelli6783
@laurabenevelli6783 Жыл бұрын
Jedidiah or Mohamed… then you should have literally expected his mom and family to come with him… 😂
@Apeiron242
@Apeiron242 2 жыл бұрын
Then she must be ultra weird.
@chriscancarry
@chriscancarry 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@vanessaszczepanski3932
@vanessaszczepanski3932 Жыл бұрын
Sista you are hilarious. WOMEN ARENT FUNNY!!! OH YEAH :D
@marcladuke6302
@marcladuke6302 Жыл бұрын
Old phone, who dis?
@fli_grl8p278
@fli_grl8p278 Жыл бұрын
My ob/gyn's name is Jedidiah...
@misaetmi
@misaetmi 2 жыл бұрын
Why must you avoid the PacificNW like the plague Taylor
@Anonymous_Editz01
@Anonymous_Editz01 Жыл бұрын
…I do weird sh*t…
@ikacman
@ikacman 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like israeli)
@timmmahhhh
@timmmahhhh 2 жыл бұрын
She dated Mike Pence?
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd
@AntiDoctor-cx2jd 2 жыл бұрын
did she get shot in the face?
@timmmahhhh
@timmmahhhh 2 жыл бұрын
@@AntiDoctor-cx2jd no that was Dick Cheney
@bennyboogenheimer4553
@bennyboogenheimer4553 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. He was Muslim, so she was learning LOTS of new things. Respect, caring, real dating.
@THE_BEAR_JEW
@THE_BEAR_JEW 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, because Muslims are known for respecting women.
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